My Mom's Cruel and Unusual Punishments

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  • @letstalkfiction5187
    @letstalkfiction5187 4 года назад +15863

    "If you don't behave I'm gonna go get the soap"
    "I don't care soap tastes good."
    Big Mood

    • @moomop4708
      @moomop4708 4 года назад +97

      Confusion 1000

    • @BombyGaming232
      @BombyGaming232 4 года назад +61

      This is yes

    • @KnownGauge
      @KnownGauge 4 года назад +33

      Same mood bro

    • @im.just.a.girl.
      @im.just.a.girl. 4 года назад +17

      𐂂

    • @RenRoll
      @RenRoll 4 года назад +31

      Lol I hate soup I prefer ramen or crackers (aldi brand OwO)
      edit: 2023 Ren here... kill me 💀 why was I this cringe like *oh god*

  • @ozziew1z743
    @ozziew1z743 4 года назад +8100

    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT!”
    “30 minutes in timeout it is.”

    • @marq1002
      @marq1002 4 года назад +22

      Mean eatheai

    • @Plasmaboiiscool
      @Plasmaboiiscool 4 года назад +69

      This court finds the witness Young James....
      *G U I L T Y*

    • @YourLocalYter
      @YourLocalYter 4 года назад +16

      no u

    • @lennonrickman1679
      @lennonrickman1679 4 года назад +11

      .....yep

    • @thedingboat5827
      @thedingboat5827 4 года назад +24

      James: I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME-OUT!
      James’ Mom: So you have chosen death.

  • @cloudy_fire_1527
    @cloudy_fire_1527 4 года назад +1449

    "My mom reads my scripts"
    also james: "my mom loves me. at least she used to..."

  • @avacornthelastponybender8583
    @avacornthelastponybender8583 17 дней назад +6

    James: "I'm an adult now, so I can afford to swear"
    The RUclips algorithm: "Can you, James, can you?"

  • @aidenschultz3633
    @aidenschultz3633 3 года назад +4926

    “I hear by sentence you to 15 minutes in time out”
    That’s worse than jail

  • @itzhakisan_7610
    @itzhakisan_7610 5 лет назад +1805

    "Yeah, can we go to wecess?"
    Me: I can relate

  • @hazzesanimations8212
    @hazzesanimations8212 3 года назад +1074

    3:13 "yueueuueuueyueuueueuuee yeu say yeu were flihin a water ah me uh ACHOO *violent sobbing"*

    • @ki8_1
      @ki8_1 3 года назад +7

      LOL

    • @jammfam1803
      @jammfam1803 3 года назад +8

      @DAVIN STONEY STOP FLINGING WATER AT ME ITS LIKE ACHOOO *sob*

    • @o1ive12
      @o1ive12 3 года назад +1

      Look at it with captions

    • @appleman8845
      @appleman8845 3 года назад +2

      @DAVIN STONEY you are just Dumb aren't you

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/видео.html..

  • @douglaswolfen7820
    @douglaswolfen7820 2 месяца назад +17

    1:50 "Immortalize and monetize" cracked me up

    • @WhoamI-p6j
      @WhoamI-p6j Месяц назад

      Fr

    • @MrCrazyBeanz-t5r
      @MrCrazyBeanz-t5r Месяц назад

      My mom lets me play horrific graphic bloody video games and I have straight A’s some moms are really good but they still let you have fun

  • @rayompaculares
    @rayompaculares 3 года назад +640

    "im a good boy"
    "IM A GOOD BOY"
    *Cries and eats M&M*

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/видео.html..

    • @HELLO-ux3hb
      @HELLO-ux3hb 3 года назад +9

      @@virtualagent4878 tHanKS FoR ShOwInG mE HoW tO ReSIzE AnD ComPreSs SevErAl ImAgeS aT OnCe

    • @greentoesbstatus4325
      @greentoesbstatus4325 3 года назад +4

      Endigo: such a bop!

    • @ashtonandmarllia3775
      @ashtonandmarllia3775 4 месяца назад +3

      @@rayompaculares Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom Nom

    • @nixybeebuzz
      @nixybeebuzz 2 месяца назад

      Me to

  • @Savyflores
    @Savyflores 2 года назад +10441

    Nobody’s talking about the M&M trick, but that’s some incredible psychological trickery

    • @1ts_.Juliatheart1st
      @1ts_.Juliatheart1st 2 года назад +356

      Fr I’m stealing the idea if I have children 😈😈

    • @howareyou7667
      @howareyou7667 2 года назад +36

      XD

    • @callanightshade8079
      @callanightshade8079 2 года назад +67

      It really is a good trick lol

    • @balistergaun
      @balistergaun 2 года назад +122

      This is pretty effective and does more emotional and physiological damage

    • @Namerer
      @Namerer 2 года назад

      Its both fucked up and smart

  • @chikinwings9872
    @chikinwings9872 5 лет назад +690

    James Mom: * eats M&M in front of misbehaving child *
    Tabbes Dad: * Breaks all electronics and make their child run 5 times around the park *

  • @JaggerFord
    @JaggerFord 2 месяца назад +18

    6:39 got me in my casket💀

  • @giannar826
    @giannar826 5 лет назад +741

    Mom: "That's why you need to get a good education James."
    *slap*
    James: "OOF"

  • @MrMimigan
    @MrMimigan 5 лет назад +567

    Twin Sister: James y-your an unpleasant person
    Mom: *Confused*
    James: Awwwwwww

    • @YoNBAlive
      @YoNBAlive 5 лет назад +2

      What the -----

    • @YoNBAlive
      @YoNBAlive 5 лет назад +1

      Sorry🤐😪😪😫😫😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😇😅😅😅😅😅😅😅😎😎😎😎😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😘😝😝😝😝😝😝😝😝

    • @ivy6094
      @ivy6094 5 лет назад +8

      James’ twin sister’s name is Faith.

    • @haseenabadshah5381
      @haseenabadshah5381 4 года назад

      469 likes lmao

    • @mrpotatop5932
      @mrpotatop5932 4 года назад

      Im the 500. Like

  • @Plant2377
    @Plant2377 3 года назад +8474

    *”MOOOOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!”*
    “That’s fifty cents.”
    *”WOOO IM RICH!”*
    “Happy about it? 49 cents it is.”

  • @Juice_Box_Adventures
    @Juice_Box_Adventures 2 месяца назад +45

    He wants to go to recess 0:11

  • @sadie3968
    @sadie3968 3 года назад +2270

    James: I’m not scientist but I think moms take a really big role in society
    Dads: I have been forgotten

    • @pidgy.4527
      @pidgy.4527 3 года назад +88

      *Dad has left the chat*

    • @infernivmkn
      @infernivmkn 3 года назад +40

      Dad has left the chat

    • @trumplife509
      @trumplife509 3 года назад +37

      Dad has left the chat

    • @sirenvrse
      @sirenvrse 3 года назад +31

      *Dad has left the chat*

    • @confused.cat.
      @confused.cat. 3 года назад +24

      Dad has left the chat

  • @domdyt1950
    @domdyt1950 6 лет назад +578

    6:39 for “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL”

  • @alex2emo233
    @alex2emo233 5 лет назад +575

    Sister: you’re an unpleasant person
    Him:awwww

  • @YourAverageY2kRat
    @YourAverageY2kRat 4 месяца назад +7

    As a person who grew up in an abusive household your mom is definitely a great one lol👍🏽

  • @j-0520
    @j-0520 6 лет назад +304

    Top 10 Most Powerful Anime Characters of All Time
    #2 - _James's Mom_
    Only surpassed by James itself, and followed by Patrick Star, landlines, his sister, Cory, the entire Hunter race, Cosmo, Jaiden and Edups.

  • @apotatoguylikesdogs6761
    @apotatoguylikesdogs6761 5 лет назад +291

    “James, I hereby sentence you to 15 minutes in the time out corner.”
    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!

  • @gam3zilla81
    @gam3zilla81 3 года назад +2462

    I love listening to James talk about about his life experiences

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 года назад +17

      Well guess what,
      That is literally what this channel IS.

    • @cherylcox5104
      @cherylcox5104 3 года назад +2

      SAME

    • @davidblohm620
      @davidblohm620 3 года назад +1

      @@kadewylde4128 do you use Elgato software for your layerings. What you do is not very nice

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 года назад +2

      @@davidblohm620 I was just telling him about this channel. I was not being mean, or at least not attempting to.

    • @kadewylde4128
      @kadewylde4128 3 года назад +1

      @@davidblohm620 Plus I have no idea what Elgato software is.

  • @IsabelleSudler-y6m
    @IsabelleSudler-y6m Месяц назад +11

    0:34 You darn right.

  • @1slowestsloth530
    @1slowestsloth530 5 лет назад +2101

    JEEESSUUUSSS TAAAAKEEEE THEEEE WWWHHHEEEEELLL,
    TTAAAAKKKEE IIITTTT FRRROOOMMM MYYYYY HAAANNNNNDDDD

  • @invdonnelly
    @invdonnelly 4 года назад +355

    James: JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEL
    Everyone in his neighborhood: da frick dey doin ova der

    • @invdonnelly
      @invdonnelly 4 года назад +2

      I didnt wanna ruin the comment so thanks for 8 likes

    • @IncogNiko
      @IncogNiko 4 года назад +1

      JeSuS tAke tHE *_WHeeeEEEEeeEeeeeeeeEeeEeEEEEEeeeEeeEeEeEeeEeELLLLlLllL_*

    • @IncogNiko
      @IncogNiko 4 года назад

      TAkE iT FRoM mY *_HAAAaAaaAaAAAaaaAaaAaaaaaAAANNnnnNnndDDdDSsSSsSsssSs!!!!!_*

    • @invdonnelly
      @invdonnelly 4 года назад

      202 likes wtf 🤣

    • @Inaruhh
      @Inaruhh 4 года назад

      James Donnelly I am died watching that

  • @haterkitten8347
    @haterkitten8347 6 лет назад +252

    6:43 is my favourite bit EVER!!!!

  • @shannonvonkleitz7765
    @shannonvonkleitz7765 Месяц назад +14

    7:02 lil baby James 😂

  • @fqllenwitch_5224
    @fqllenwitch_5224 3 года назад +6263

    You know this guy is pure when he calls plastic bags "baggies"

  • @beacon8368
    @beacon8368 3 года назад +2004

    "JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEL"
    Best line in the odd1sout cinematic series.

  • @robycan8160
    @robycan8160 5 лет назад +519

    4:23 Alright James That will be 40$. Pay up!

  • @IanLorini
    @IanLorini Месяц назад +16

    4:37 oh hell no that sounds horrible out of context

    • @Adtafals
      @Adtafals Месяц назад

      🤓☝️erm actually according to school penis is not a swearword
      (I still don’t say it)

  • @woahitsretro
    @woahitsretro 3 года назад +1046

    "Hey what's 6 + 6?"
    "Uh, nine, idiot."

  • @savastrophel
    @savastrophel 5 лет назад +1851

    James: MOM HE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE
    Mom: that's 50 cents!
    James: WoOoOo I'm RiCh!!!!!

  • @benwachsnicht5489
    @benwachsnicht5489 4 года назад +766

    Can we all appreciate how James still draws himself with a propeller hat

    • @REALLY-cool-guy
      @REALLY-cool-guy 4 года назад +1

      ya!😄

    • @CheyFox04
      @CheyFox04 4 года назад

      Yea :]

    • @swapansarkar1650
      @swapansarkar1650 4 года назад

      Hey I also upload animated videos like this video. Subscribe to my channel and I will subscribe your one 😚🤗🤗😚😚

    • @developer8737
      @developer8737 4 года назад +1

      @@swapansarkar1650 when?

    • @swapansarkar1650
      @swapansarkar1650 4 года назад

      @@developer8737 now

  • @StratusTheSkywing
    @StratusTheSkywing 5 дней назад +1

    The "JeSuS tAKe ThE whEEl, tAke iT fRoM mY hAAAAAAAANds" Is the real definition of screamo

  • @jairusprophet6616
    @jairusprophet6616 3 года назад +930

    James's mom: **turns the volume up to the max**
    *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL*
    Also James's mom: **glitches out of existence**

  • @speedysquibbles
    @speedysquibbles 6 лет назад +330

    James: "MOOOOMMMM!!!! LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!!!"
    Mom: "That's 50 cents"
    James: "WHOOOOOOOOOWWW!!!!! I'M RICH!!!!!"

    • @starryeyedgirls_
      @starryeyedgirls_ 6 лет назад +1

      SpeedySquibbles *you butthole*

    • @koro4632
      @koro4632 6 лет назад +3

      Luke called me a hecker, that's 15 dollars

    • @liz-jv5tg
      @liz-jv5tg 6 лет назад

      SpeedySquibbles LOLXD

    • @mallorymck
      @mallorymck 6 лет назад +1

      SpeedySquibbles I loved that 2!!

    • @froggie6321
      @froggie6321 6 лет назад

      SpeedySquibbles yes

  • @atlasshrugged9093
    @atlasshrugged9093 3 года назад +1700

    Just a heads up to any kids young adults that may watch, being a construction worker is actually not a bad job, especially specific trades like electricians, plumbers and the like, think of all the times your parents had to have someone fix the toilet, sink, dish washer. You can make a good living doing so, it’s hard work but it’s worth the effort.

    • @water.lilies__.
      @water.lilies__. 3 года назад +55

      My mom told me if I learnt well, I could provide a better future for the less privileged. I respect her for that. And all the workers out there who do these as a daily job. At the end of the day, we all work to bring food to the table.

    • @views-kb6sv
      @views-kb6sv 3 года назад +40

      Yeah, and they also usually have 0 debt from it as well, and people act like they make 20k a year or something, when they actually make a pretty livable wage depending on their circumstances.

    • @gamesdeen3768
      @gamesdeen3768 3 года назад +19

      Oh yeah my dad fixes elevators for a living and we did pretty well

    • @dayoldsushii1544
      @dayoldsushii1544 3 года назад +13

      Yes. It is a great occupation! You earn pretty good wages.

    • @microwaveinspaceguy6026
      @microwaveinspaceguy6026 2 года назад +2

      You spelled learned wrong

  • @mags_111
    @mags_111 День назад

    1:20 “my mom lets my play with ives.”
    Such inspiring words 🥹

  • @charlottealston544
    @charlottealston544 5 лет назад +572

    poor james just drawing a dinosaur instead of cleaning

  • @valen5322
    @valen5322 6 лет назад +421

    0:42 "That's why you need a college education james." O O F !

  • @its_seb_7
    @its_seb_7 4 года назад +624

    The part when James said “WOOOOOO IM RICH!!!” Made me laugh the most

  • @Vic-c6e
    @Vic-c6e 5 месяцев назад +4

    6:14 he just predicted jojo siwa 😭😭😭

  • @TheBigYosh
    @TheBigYosh 5 лет назад +737

    6:38 *JESUS TAke THe WHEALLlL JUst take it from my haaaaaaaaaaaand*

  • @chipchop4175
    @chipchop4175 5 лет назад +424

    6:38 is the best part of this whole video😂

  • @zahidahshkri
    @zahidahshkri 6 лет назад +186

    Faith: J..James, you're an unpleasant person
    James: *awww*

  • @Cult_Lilith
    @Cult_Lilith 2 месяца назад

    4:20 Geez! Are you sure she won't make you eat soap after that? lmaooo 6:30 This is totally hilarious and accurate!!!

  • @thegamesquad9294
    @thegamesquad9294 3 года назад +547

    James mom: “You won’t do it no balls” I love that

  • @dffaw
    @dffaw 4 года назад +334

    my sister: Why are you laughing so much-
    6:38

  • @Sodapatches
    @Sodapatches 4 года назад +784

    "hey!hey! Look at me.."
    **proceeds to eat MMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMMs very aggressively**

    • @Darren2827
      @Darren2827 4 года назад +4

      Hahaha

    • @Pixelusually
      @Pixelusually 4 года назад +10

      You mean...
      *MMs*

    • @blu_demoman
      @blu_demoman 4 года назад +2

      Looool

    • @desireebascombe3528
      @desireebascombe3528 4 года назад +1

      Ooooooooooooooooh

    • @VoiDThaSpaz
      @VoiDThaSpaz 4 года назад +3

      Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee

  • @KayleeGonzalez-de2dx
    @KayleeGonzalez-de2dx Месяц назад +2

    “Also I guess they also give birth to u and take care of u… Pfff anyone can do that”😂😂😂😂
    Moms watching: 😡🩴

  • @nuckadams9013
    @nuckadams9013 4 года назад +498

    “MOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTT HOLE”
    Mom be like:”50 cents”
    “IM RICH!”
    love that part

    • @xxluna_tae_gachaxx7945
      @xxluna_tae_gachaxx7945 4 года назад +7

      That’s my fav part too lol

    • @cassyplayz9568
      @cassyplayz9568 4 года назад +3

      @Chickenbomb 50 lol 😂

    • @washiikun7985
      @washiikun7985 4 года назад +2

      I came here from 2years after too see a comment on my fav part

    • @nexusuxen
      @nexusuxen 4 года назад +3

      50 cents one day he’ll be like
      “Mom luke called me a bad word”
      James mom “that’s 5 dollars”
      James”woohoo im the next bill gates”

    • @khadijaaktar1969
      @khadijaaktar1969 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣Yeah

  • @mathematicslearn49
    @mathematicslearn49 3 года назад +297

    James' Mom: Hey, hey! *snap* *snap*. Look at me!
    *eats m&m*
    James: *GASPS*

    • @samueljones3943
      @samueljones3943 3 года назад +8

      *I'm a good boy I'm a good boy*

    • @nyayayayaaa
      @nyayayayaaa 3 года назад +4

      mom: HEY HEY! *snap snap* Look at me!
      mom: *eats m&ms*
      james: *GASP*
      lol

    • @syrexio
      @syrexio 3 года назад +1

      James' Mom: *Nom*
      James: Offended.

    • @fatbird1516
      @fatbird1516 3 года назад

      yeah i saw that, its like we saw the same video

    • @shrochrome
      @shrochrome 3 года назад

      "Mom, like call me a butthole"

  • @camilacastillo4933
    @camilacastillo4933 5 лет назад +421

    My Mom: *plays Old Town Road*
    James Mom: *BLASTS Jesus Take The Wheel*
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!

    • @Rei_Sh0
      @Rei_Sh0 5 лет назад +9

      TAKE IT FROM MY *H A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A A N D !*

    • @dtmt1581
      @dtmt1581 5 лет назад +5

      CAUSE I CAN'T DO THIS ON MY OWN

    • @jamesohara2233
      @jamesohara2233 5 лет назад +2

      RADIOHEAD FOREVER

    • @katelin5111
      @katelin5111 5 лет назад +3

      I'M LETTING GOOOOOOO

    • @dtmt1581
      @dtmt1581 5 лет назад +3

      So give me one more chance

  • @GracerPookie
    @GracerPookie 4 месяца назад

    4:46 "No balls" really gets me laughing at this video tbh😭

  • @Incisirs
    @Incisirs Год назад +695

    1:37 I love how jame’s mom takes the scissors away from him so he doesn’t get hurt, but she slaps him a couple seconds later

  • @loanedengineproductions
    @loanedengineproductions 3 года назад +601

    "I"M NOT GOING BACK TO TIME OUT!!"
    that got me

  • @mysticalisbusy1835
    @mysticalisbusy1835 4 года назад +293

    Jame’s Mom: *Blasts Radio*
    *JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEEEEEEEEEEL*
    James: Oh Go- I MEAN shoot.

  • @TheLemonQueenCC
    @TheLemonQueenCC 11 дней назад +2

    2:59 i actually loved when my mom did this when I was younger. I thought it was funny.

  • @kskfbdkfbsk4651
    @kskfbdkfbsk4651 4 года назад +442

    “I’M NOT GOING BACK TO THE TIMEOUT CHAIR”
    -James 2018

    • @ConsoleModZone
      @ConsoleModZone 4 года назад +3

      Haha

    • @loganm8220
      @loganm8220 4 года назад +1

      Corner duh

    • @1_Jasper_5
      @1_Jasper_5 4 года назад +2

      just sayin you should have said this:
      James: I'M NOT GOING BACK TO T I M E O U T
      I'M JUST SAYING OK IT'S STILL FUNNY XD

    • @juneburns
      @juneburns 4 года назад

      can we go to wecess

  • @andreyleonel255
    @andreyleonel255 6 лет назад +3215

    2:10
    Wait...
    James...
    *ARE THOSE FINGERS??*

  • @appley7236
    @appley7236 Год назад +748

    “JESUS TAKE THE WHEEEEL, TAKE IT FROM MY HAAAAAANDS” Was hilarious 💀

  • @sophiewilson3071
    @sophiewilson3071 29 дней назад +4

    0:27 IM NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT

  • @xxwhwolfxx7071
    @xxwhwolfxx7071 4 года назад +625

    “My mum doesn’t care if i wear clothes with skulls on them.”
    *Shows a naked being*

  • @Nsuarez978
    @Nsuarez978 4 года назад +654

    Mom: that’s why u need a college education James. *SLAPS*

  • @marychappell991
    @marychappell991 5 лет назад +454

    Me and my sister were in the car and we had the radio playing and all the sudden we heard
    JESUS TAKE THE WHEEL!!!!!
    and then we died laughing

    • @Askal8804
      @Askal8804 5 лет назад +2

      I couldn’t laugh out loud cuz I’m at work so I giggled what seems like forever till I had tears 😂

  • @amoryerenhouse5535
    @amoryerenhouse5535 Месяц назад +1

    You know you're the main character when you're mom is the one who actually cares

  • @adriannetarantino2416
    @adriannetarantino2416 3 года назад +158

    James mom: "Ok thats 15 minutes in the time out corrner"
    Baby james: *"IM NOT GOING BQCK IN THE TIME OUT CORRNER!"*

  • @loizzzzzz9882
    @loizzzzzz9882 4 года назад +486

    I feel That James is THE MOST RELATABLE person in the world.

  • @TheCollectorsOasis
    @TheCollectorsOasis 5 лет назад +718

    “Can we go to wecess” 😂

  • @imakesillythings
    @imakesillythings Месяц назад +5

    4:23 james you can’t say that..
    Edit:btw you owe her 50 dollars for the pp word and the swears

  • @gerdagroenewald5267
    @gerdagroenewald5267 4 года назад +727

    We need a full cover of James singing Christian rock

  • @richiebankich
    @richiebankich 2 года назад +862

    “MOOOOOOOOOM! LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!”
    “That’s 50 cents.”
    “WOOO! I’M RICH!”
    *One of my favorite lines out of this entire series.*

  • @Ye_got_rum
    @Ye_got_rum 3 года назад +320

    Car: JESUS TAKE THE WEEEEELLLLLLL
    The kids that his school: oh god nope never gonna talk to him
    His neighbors: honey he’s at it again

  • @ArtsieBananaz
    @ArtsieBananaz 2 месяца назад +1

    Not the
    “MOOOM HE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE”
    “That’s 50 cents!”
    “WOOO! IM RICH” a lot

  • @matthew46058
    @matthew46058 5 лет назад +353

    When he starts “swearing” on captions it says “beeping intensifies”

  • @TheCollectorsOasis
    @TheCollectorsOasis 5 лет назад +662

    “I’m not going back to timeout” 😂😂

  • @taehyungslostbag468
    @taehyungslostbag468 4 года назад +562

    James: Did anyone else's parents put a password on the family computer?
    Me: wait, you had a computer?

  • @SophiaHeaney
    @SophiaHeaney 22 дня назад

    the "JEUS TAKE THE WHEEEEL!!!!{the car has a seizure}was the best part it was so good i audibly laughed

  • @frankennmutt
    @frankennmutt 3 года назад +1212

    “That’s why you need to get a college education James.”
    **silence**
    **smack**
    *oof*

  • @antheia_
    @antheia_ 5 лет назад +588

    Video: JESUS, TAKE THE WHEEEEEEL. JUST TAKE IT FROM MY HANDS. Me: *Imagined James Sitting In His Closet, Screaming at the top of his lungs*

  • @Aurora_lov
    @Aurora_lov 4 года назад +442

    “THATS 100 DOLLARS JAMES” -James’s mom while reading the script

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

    • @Bloofy123
      @Bloofy123 4 года назад

      @@Christianlee849 here is for you ruclips.net/video/dQw4w9WgXcQ/видео.html

    • @eeeeeeee8691
      @eeeeeeee8691 4 года назад +4

      @@Bloofy123 jokes on you i remembered link

    • @Bloofy123
      @Bloofy123 4 года назад +1

      @@eeeeeeee8691 oh sh-

    • @kronoskaalan1838
      @kronoskaalan1838 4 года назад +1

      @@Bloofy123 you are never gonna rick roll me. NEVER

  • @Cgs1000
    @Cgs1000 2 месяца назад +1

    6:38 JEEEEEESUS TAKEEEEE THEEEEE WHEEEEEEL SCREAMING MORE SCREAMING

  • @YourAverageTruf
    @YourAverageTruf 3 года назад +227

    Little James Rallison: The time out corner...Rated R

  • @Chris_Pickaxe
    @Chris_Pickaxe 6 лет назад +571

    Mom: we don't spank our children
    Me: *are you sure about that*

    • @noahflores2255
      @noahflores2255 6 лет назад +2

      My mom made me I did ballet I'm a boy and my mom did a put a password on the computer

    • @aric9560
      @aric9560 6 лет назад +2

      Lol so true.....

    • @DarkOps4
      @DarkOps4 6 лет назад +2

      Chris Pickaxe Spanking is child abuse so

    • @Czarfacee
      @Czarfacee 6 лет назад

      i dont beat you
      John cena *ARE YOU SURE ABOUT THAT*

    • @lol-ef9yo
      @lol-ef9yo 6 лет назад

      Chris Pickaxe yes my mom spanks me

  • @mackbabcock2404
    @mackbabcock2404 3 года назад +2163

    James: Mom Luke called me a butthole
    James Mom: That’s 50 cents
    James: WOOO IM RICH!!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @TheYouTubeBiscuit
    @TheYouTubeBiscuit 2 месяца назад +1

    James: I don't hate my mom
    Also James: Says F word to mom.

  • @ammuyyyg
    @ammuyyyg 4 года назад +890

    Being a weeb, when James said *”inappropriate anime”* i felt that...

  • @OnyxChinchilla
    @OnyxChinchilla 3 года назад +440

    Me: **sees pregnant James**
    Also me: **Horrible Wattpad flashbacks**

    • @zachbrown9564
      @zachbrown9564 3 года назад +19

      What in the hot crispy Kentucky-fried fuck

    • @dlg.studios5649
      @dlg.studios5649 3 года назад +3

      ....

    • @Satan.Himself
      @Satan.Himself 3 года назад +4

      @@keatonarnold4350 shhhh don’t question it

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/видео.html..

    • @virtualagent4878
      @virtualagent4878 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/JmQJ-xRNPvY/видео.html..

  • @n2.22
    @n2.22 4 года назад +139

    "HEY HEY * snap * * snap * look a me"
    _nom_
    "GAAASP"

    • @charisshoemaker2202
      @charisshoemaker2202 4 года назад

      Itachi!!! You killed our clan!

    • @n2.22
      @n2.22 4 года назад

      @@charisshoemaker2202 update on lore, I did it for knonoha, the uchiha were trying to take over knonoha

    • @charisshoemaker2202
      @charisshoemaker2202 4 года назад

      Dude!!!!!!! Spoilers!!!!!!! So glad I read the update on lore before I continued. Thanks for at least giving me a heads up.

    • @charisshoemaker2202
      @charisshoemaker2202 4 года назад

      I’m only on episode 34 of Shippuden.

  • @Zonk_gd
    @Zonk_gd 4 месяца назад +1

    0:23 james i hereby sentence you to 15 minutes in the timeout corner
    0:27 S M A C C

  • @Rebyl-ed3me
    @Rebyl-ed3me 6 лет назад +532

    MOOOOM, LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!!!
    Thats 50 cents!
    WOOOO, I'M RICH!!

  • @impostergames6553
    @impostergames6553 5 лет назад +977

    3:45 James: MOM LUKE CALLED ME A BUTTHOLE!
    Mom: That's 50 cents
    James: WHOOOOOOOOOO I'M RICH

  • @DinosaurShorts
    @DinosaurShorts 6 лет назад +358

    “MOM,Luke called me a Buthole”
    “That’s 50 cents”
    “WOOHOO IM RICH”

    • @chickennugget3796
      @chickennugget3796 6 лет назад +3

      I wish that was my childhood. :')

    • @gdepicnub2003
      @gdepicnub2003 6 лет назад +2

      Me when my brother gave me 50 cents

    • @benedictgames
      @benedictgames 6 лет назад +1

      How come you get so many likes and comments and you just posted this today

    • @gdepicnub2003
      @gdepicnub2003 6 лет назад

      BenedictPlayZ hi

    • @Moonrises_19
      @Moonrises_19 6 лет назад +1

      Dino LMAO DEAD🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Skittle_TheCatOfficial
    @Skittle_TheCatOfficial 15 дней назад +1

    "JÆŞÜŞ ŤÆĶĖ ŤĦÆ ŴĦÆÆŁ"
    I will quote that every time my mom plays that song.

  • @Eri-xc5ct
    @Eri-xc5ct 3 года назад +633

    Faith: james ur an... UNPLEASANT person??
    mom: * hesitates*
    james: *hesitates*
    james again: Awwwww

  • @d0g..
    @d0g.. 4 года назад +199

    “Who would drive you to soccer practice?”
    Um... the person that gave me candy??????

    • @dhmboi1273
      @dhmboi1273 4 года назад +9

      Hol up

    • @victortovar9380
      @victortovar9380 4 года назад +1

      Lmao

    • @misstomboyx6196
      @misstomboyx6196 4 года назад +2

      I'll see you in that van I'm going to soccer practice too from a guy with Candy.

    • @d0g..
      @d0g.. 4 года назад +2

      @@misstomboyx6196 I thought he had a pickup-

    • @misstomboyx6196
      @misstomboyx6196 4 года назад +2

      @@d0g.. Ö
      Well Idk I just got in the van

  • @SageFPS
    @SageFPS 4 года назад +344

    “I’m NoT GoIng BaCK To tIme OUt”

  • @JosephGilliard-c6g
    @JosephGilliard-c6g 4 месяца назад +1

    “I hearby sentence you to 15 minutes in timeout”James be like”IM NOT GOING BACK TO TIMEOUT”😂😂😂😂😂😂😂