Brewstew - First Time Wasted
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- Опубликовано: 22 дек 2021
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Thanks for another great year everybody! Merry Christmas, and I'll see you guys in 2022!
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My drunk finishing move is the same except instead of puking on the floor I puke in my bed and piss myself
Ay
Yo same
I like to pretend my cat is an alcoholic due to how old and senile she is, her brain isn't really there anymore.
Im Eating cereal while I look at this comment
You know after seeing this puking on the floor isn’t all that bad
It's official: From now on, every one of Tyler's uploads will have a new Uncle Rick joke. I can't wait to see the next one!
oh sure what's next tyler's top 10 best christmas presents
Don’t forget the vomit joke
In a month from now 🥰
😂😂😂
Yes
I lose it every time I see the Milwaukee's Best Ice Beer part.
“We’re not fucking animals”.😂😂😂
Well I guess I’m a animal XD
you know you have a perfect sense of comedy when you turn a very serious warning into a “your uncle rick” joke.
Not much else to do in the Midwest besides drink, especially in Wisconsin
Yeah
Hell yeah hoo ray for the broing mid west
They’re called the Milwaukee Brewers for a reason, right?
@@811brian you have no idea... 🤣
And Go Packers
I like how a brewstew universe is slowly forming with each episode having references from one another. The B- he got from his shitty woodwork teacher is a prime example
He also told his Uncle Rick in one of his oldest videos about the Famicom, where he said that he was quite glad his brother died in Vietnam war.
He also mentioned "circus shit" which was said in the one about his dad's cheap car hahaha
the BCU (brewstew cinematic universe)
goddamit I was going to make that comment, then looked down to see if somebody else made that comment, and you made that comment first.
@@shekkieand in another episode, he referenced his uncle shitting himself to get out of going to veitnam
4:18 had me gasping for air 🤣😂😹
I watched every one of his videos. He’s one of my favorite story tellers
Same
It feels like Christmas morning seeing the notifications from brewstew
Yes
Spunky pigeons be like 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Serch iit uup
Definitely 😆
How to make a survival of the of the better updates of youtube and return when you have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a have a get a unsafe vaccine a unsafe vaccine a unsafe vaccine a survival of the doctors!!!!!!!!!! 🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤🤤😨
"This ain't no Jose Cuervo" "This some Jose Hell the fuck no" I'm dieing
“It’s pretty much all we got to do in the Midwest” as a guy from Iowa I totally agree
1:46cis the best part since i know spanish "grassy-ass"😂😂
This is THE most relatable channel on youtube! I am 33 and born/raised in Ohio, I can relate to so many of these. We look forward to new videos. My 7 yr old has even learned a few new words thanks to Brew Stew. Grandmas toilet and guard dog are by far the best. Keep it up!
Did he learn Dolphin Dick?
guard dog?
@@ThatMarioFanboi Bruh
Same here! I'm 31 and grew up in Ohio. One of the most retarded states out of the Midwest lol
Very relatable! Also from Ohio, Stark County
I love how the TV in their living room is always facing the wrong way. That's the best part
Its not though, its in the correct direction each time. Look at the antenna for further proof, when you see the wreslemania game, the shorter antenna is on the right. Now look at any of the pictures of the back, the shorter one is now on the left. Also, most of these classic tvs had the same design on the front and the back
@Egg Keg Films what? Go back to school amd pay attention in english class this time
@@alexnewell9631 english isn't everyone's first language believe it or not
@@treefiddytwoo i am aware of this, but ive seen blind people type out better sentences than that
@@alexnewell9631 he’s drunk
Makes you smell like divorce. A message for the children of the world
2:41 po been drinking
The fact that you compare everything to stone cold is weirdly amazing
everything can be compared to stone cold steve austin
@Egg Keg Films they were pretty good actually, just watched a few of them, maybe speak a little louder bit more enthusiasm and you should start raking in some views decently quick
I am almost 50 and I still learn important life lessons from these guys.
Well considering that I've looked at your video I can confirm you are 50 now.
@@chilldedede legal name for their profile. Of course their 50
@@shortsandwich5573and of course you’re a teenager. You used the wrong they, it would be they’re.
@@foygoon9774 ah yes “legal name for they are profile” my bad
Fr
this guy always makes me burst out no matter whatever happens lmao
I would have loved to see this in person, it sounds more entertaining than most modern tv shows
Brewster NEVER fails to make laugh my ass off. He make me laugh more than Adiktheone.
@Egg Keg Films they’re fine but the only thing missing is a Michael
@Egg Keg Films well keep making your videos because the hide and seek one was pretty good
spicy piss
It's all fun and games till BrewStew uploads a story
Then it's a riot.
Or it still is, just with more entertainment.
why does he start his videos with alright?
@@jak3ywhoelse idk
@@jak3ywhoelse He made a video a while back on this, He had a teacher that started every class with "alright", So he started doin that as a way to reference him.
My 21st birthday was when I was in the Marines and I also got blackout drunk in the barracks. Still every now and then after all these years I hear something new and crazy what I did to add to the puzzle of what happened that night. Kind of solving your own crime haha.
When I saw my drunk self for the 1st time I was just laughing in the mirror.
I saw my drunk ass for the first time and boy it did not end well after that
I don't drink anymore for many reasons but I remember looking at myself one time drunk and just seeing the main character from Disco Elysium if you have him shave and successfully stop him from making "the expression". It was sad. I remember when I did that in the game and immediately thought "oh God the smile was just there to hide the pain. Please let me go back to the goofy grin"
@@WolfRoseQUEEN you got Tell what happened.
@@thiccmcmustard Well it started with brutal honesty about my self then ended with me punching the mirror
@@thiccmcmustard to cut it short
*You know it's a good day when Brewstew uploads*
Factual statement
Facts bro
Bot
Goodnight for me
A new Brewstew video is a great way to start off Christmas. I hope you have an awesome Christmas this year!
0:22 Amber Heard in a nutshell ☠️
I resonated when grassy ass was spoken 😂
Never thought I'd enjoy watching somebody talk about their 1st time getting drunk, thank you brewstew and happy holidays!
edit: Holy hell! 160 likes? I should become a Reddit user! Oh wait.. I forgot, I actually have a life.z
edit #2: Yay! Brewstew reaches 2 million! I remember back in the day when he only had 300-400k lol
@@antiita1977 do you have some drugs?
@@Metro0_0 the fuck?
Thank you! I hate when people are like “OMG THANKS FOR THE LIKES I NEEDED VIRTUAL ATTENTION FROM STRANGERS!”
@@Guitarfollower22 Lol
@@Metro0_0 My mexican plug has some cannigars
It still blows my mind that Americans wait until 21 to start drinking when most Scottish folk get experimental black out drunk when they’re 15.
Nah we just dont listen to the laws here. They dont even exist as long as u dont get caught cause its a retarded law anyway
In germany with 13
Same in England
Aussie here. Yeah I was 15 and had to go the hospital haha
I live in the UK and I'm now 14 i first blacked out at 12
4:42 I was eating cereal and just accidentally spat it all out
Blackout stories are always the best thanks Brewstew!
I love this channel so much. Helped get me through some hard times.
ok
Enjoy your happy days man and I hope the rest of your life is happy
yes
Yeah like the wall street crash
Honestly sometimes when I'm in a down place I just go back and watch them all
0:51
"What do you want from the shops?"
"A Cornetto"
You got red on you
@@brewstew take the car
Go to mum's
Kill Phillip (sorry)
Go to Liz's
Get to the Winchester
Have a nice, cold pint
And wait for all of this to blow over
8 shots of Southern comfort never again
If drunk stories were a country this one would be their King.
My name is Chester, and I just wanted to say that I appreciate everything you do, and love listening to you. I relate to your stories alot, and just overall love your storytelling and shitty animation lol. Thanks for coming out with a new video on my birthday!
Happy birthday dude!
@@brewstew whens your birthday
@@clayel1 April 6th
@Clayel it's sometime in September. He's made a few videos about it
@Egg Keg Films i think you need to develop an original style
1:48 this had me dead😂
Beer before liquor, never been sicker... liquor before beer, you're in the clear...
The fact that Michael's dad is the second highest alcohol tolerance is amazing
I wait a month for each upload for a shitty animation but this guy is so funny I can’t get enough. He better never quit.
Yeah
Only one video a month! Holy crap there needs to be so much more!
@@SloppySecondz it takes a while to create animation's, write the script, etc, etc. most animators have a select schedule they follow so videos don't mix together or ideas aren't reused, or their schedule is based off their real life all depends, sorry for the lecture lol just figured id pass it on
You know it’s going to be a good day when brewstew drops a video
agreed love his stuff
Regardless of how our day was going earlier.
It’s gets better over time
@@tanjoy0205 Even though the world around us is just getting worse.
@Egg Keg Films you’re pretty underrated but you gotta switch the background music tbh. Feels too much like brewstew you gotta be your own creator.
I needed that laugh. I haven't laughed out loud like that in a long time. 😂 thank you
Your story about playing a video game while drunker than a skunk reminded me of the time I had an outpatient procedure done and came home and played Contra with my brother from beginning to end. Due to being out cold for this procedure, I have no recollection of doing this. My brother told me I staggered down the basement stairs to his room and he asked me if I wanted to play Contra. So we did. I'm lucky I didn't fall down the stairs. Lol
5:31 he said he got a B- on the table because his woodshop teacher only gave out B-'s
Oh yeah
Brewstew, I've recently had to undergo ACL surgery and the recovery has been extremely difficult but your videos give me a reason to smile. Thank you.
Reminds me of my first time getting wasted, just moved into my first apartment and my roommates and I bought liquor to celebrate. I got whiskey and drank it straight, no clue how many drinks I had but all I remember was leaning against the wall while listening to Frank Sinatra’s My Way. I woke up in the dark while wondering why the hell is my bed was so prickly, turns out I had passed out in the hallway closet where we put the cleaning supplies. Later my roommates told me that they had heard me snoring from the closet and for a moment they thought a homeless guy had snuck in and passed out in the closet, just me.
This is my favorite cartoon you have made to date.
“Aww it tastes like spicy plss”
Me: How do you know what plss tastes like 😂
2:48
The pool drunk chart was absolutely spot on 😂
first time for me was kind of worse i would say. first i bought 350 ml of vodka, drank a bit at a friend while testing som homebrew whine. later i went to a friend with him and another while drunk af. once there i mixed some vodka with cola and they were offering me 30cl cans of beer, drank maybe 4 of those, also giving my buddies some vodka aswell myself. sitting there on a balcony drinking while shifaced i started to feel ill. next 30 minutes were mostly a fountain out of my mouth while i was leaned over the balcony while hitting the neibour downstairs balcony. all that while asking pretty much every god for help. at some point i went to bed and the morning after it felt like the world was shaking. almost the worst hangover, i have had worse since then.
i have had worse times but this was my first.
New year drinking 🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃🥃
Love this, so glad my dad introduced this channel to me, definitely helped this year
Yeah, once you watch one of his vids you can never stop watching...
This just made my First day of Christmas break better thank you brewstew
Same
Dude same 😂😂😂
Same
Same
Same x4
one of my favorite stories LOL
Love u brew im in tears everytime. U light up my depressed ass
1:41 I DIED!!! 🤣🤣🤣
Brewstew uploading? Man, best Christmas present a person could get!
Bad news a clout chaser stole ur comment
These are so good keep up the amazing job you rock 😎👍
the joy of loving joy is that the wonder steels and never returns
I grew up in indianapolis. Once again very similar lives coming up. I'm just glad you explained what Euchre was to the world. I went to basic training Back in 12 not 1 of the 90 people in my battalion had ever even heard of Euchre. Good story.
1:15 my dad drinks that. Brings back good memories looking at it
Love your channel I’m addicted to the comedy 😂
Reminds me of when I was in Europe over spring break and learning to drink off of rum and whisky despite never before having a drink in my life. Those where fun times
I only drank alcohol once before my brother left for university. Our farewell drinks was cola mixed with Captain Morgan's dark rum. Considering I was having alcohol for the first time as an autistic 20 year old, I commented on it being bitter in taste.
My brother on the other hand, when he did get to university, he got wasted on day one and then another day he had at uni, when he called us on an online meeting, he kept a bucket beside him and mentioned that he was still drunk from a party he had with his roommates and mentioned that he already barfed in his longass Yamcha hair.
It’s a great day when Brewstew uploads
Agree
The bud light joke aged like fine wine
My god this dude has no business being this funny😂😂😂
Holy crap that was funny! My first time getting wasted wasn't quite so epic but still memorable. My brother had just come home from college and left a handle of rum in his mini fridge. I snuck into his room and drank about a quarter of the bottle and went back to my room to play games on my computer. Once I had a buzz going on I was absolutely kicking ass at this online shooter, I went 54 and 0 and eventually got kicked off the server because they thought I was cheating. I went back down to his room to take some more shots and found a bottle of hair dye in his bathroom. Last thing I remember was puking all over his bathroom and then when I woke up my hair was blue and my brother was pissed off at me.
Please make more videos! Honestly these videos are the only thing that keep me going on a daily basis, I hardly watch anything else on youtube. I can relate to almost everyone. The content is amazing!
I miss euchre so much. This was so fricking funny. People getting hurt and messed up, when told properly, is the funniest thing of all time.
1:03 ; I love the Shaun of the Dead poster in the living room that's not even an actual poster, it's just a random frame from the movie.
I'm from Michigan getting blackout drunk while playing Eucher is a holiday tradition.
MICHIGAN STAND UP
Its always great when brewstew uploads
*THATS* how you say that card game name!!
Thanks, learned something and got a chuckle
May God bless you guys and your families with his hands and heal if you if your going through pain or anything I pray that for you guys!..
Directly from the Midwest: the euchre joke made my night.
One of the few card games you can travel and play with people just by saying its name. Remember playing it with people who didn't speak English but knew how to play. Some Americans joined and and added some rules that no-one else heard of and it didn't work out. They had to stick to playing with themselves. It was an international event and we had Germans, Hungarians, Manx, Canadians and Americans together in our group.
Ah, finally! Some good wholesome funny content to distract me from the bullshit of the world!
Missed you Brewstew… keep em coming!
Wholesome may be stretching it a bit lol
My first weekend at college, my first weekend in Michigan, I learned Euchre and drank beer with my new friends. Story checks out.
I've lived in Minnesota all 38 yrs of my life and this is the 1st place I've heard of this card game
"This isn't my puke, this doesn't feel like my puke..."
-Lindsay Loehan circa. 2007
Everyone's day gets better when Brewstew uploads!
Yes
I used to play Eucher with some friends weekly. Thanks for reminding me about that game.
This one made me cry.
It hit me today why I love your channel so much. Your way of telling stories is the equivalent of the narrator in “A Christmas Story.” Your stories are OUR stories of the “Nickelodeon” generation. Thank you sir, a 35-year-old dad/nerd in Tennessee that’s thankful for your convent. 🙏🏾🙏🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾
2:06 david be like
Thats my name lol
Fun fact, I learned how to drink while playing Texas Hold 'Em. My dad would make me a half a shot of vodka and Diet DP. That shit was good.
Now when i go off to college, I wont be a binge drinker
1:53 had a jimmy neutron brain blast moment. grassy-ass is gracias!
Merry Christmas Brewstew, you’re the GOAT of RUclips cartoon uploads, and keep up the great work man I love anytime you upload it makes my day a million times better!
I always wondered why my hands would be covered in puke the morning after I was drinking...now I know its cuz you play patty cake with it the night before
Heck ya
You right
Lol
Watched this after waking up from a hang over drinking too much fireball
2 bottles of MD 20/20 my freshman year at Youngstown State...
Blacked out while playing Euchre! Never touched MD 20/20 again!!!
My first time drunk was on my 21st birthday, my cousins took me to a karaoke bar. They somehow managed to convince me that because alcohol costs money that if any went to waist it was alcohol abuse. So I drank every thing they put in front of me. This included downing a Long Island ice tea in no time flat, and several weird green shots that tasted like mouth wash. By the end of the night they could tell I was getting to my limit so one of them brings in this super greasy cheese bread from the pizza place next door and tells me I need to eat something so I could continue. I tried to say no cause I was like “I’m full, if I eat or drink literally anything else I’ll be sick” but they wouldn’t have it. I took two bites, got up to go the the restroom, and proceeded to collapse on the floor as my legs gave out under me and projectile vomited all over the place as my cousins dragged me out of there to wait for my dad to come get me.
The next day they filled in the blanks over the phone. I woke up half naked in my kitchen restroom on the floor. I have most definitely limited my alcohol consumption after that because I wanted to make sure that never happened again. I stick to wine for the most part now, usually just a glass or two and I’m done… sometimes the whole bottle if I know I’m alone with nothing else to do and a shitty movie to watch.
You had me the whole time, but what really grabbed me was the words “kitchen restroom” put together. Does that mean you have a small sectioned off toilet right next to your kitchen or something? I’m beating myself up over this lmao
Lolggffgggyhhhh6yhhhhj6u6y
Love watching this one after a LONG night of drinking.
Taking a shot everytime you lose, brings backs memories of my first time drink.
Love you Brewstew!
It’s a Christmas miracle! I love when Brewstew posts 😁
My first time drinking I finished half a bottle of tequila wondering when my mind was gonna wander because I had already been smoking weed and thought the intoxication would be similar. Nope not at all. It was overrated. I was feeling the same amount of coherent as if I was sober but I felt dizzy so I thought I just didn't drink enough. I ran out of crappy tequila and got a bottle of cheap wine thinking that would do the trick, but no. I still felt the same with the sudden urge to yack my intestines into the toilet. After that I realized alcohol is stupid, lasts too long, and honestly I'd rather just get high.
For me, I like drinking more than weed. I get happy and do whatever while drinking, I get anxious while high
@@dfgccgggff7963 me too at first. You kinda have to pull a dave chapelle and tell yourself that you are okay. You just gotta repeat that you are on drugs and this is what drugs do lol. Afterwards, at least for me, I had much more pleasurable experiences. I did notice that certain sativa strains get me more anxious but j actually embrace and enjoy it all the more now haha.
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Yea this is all 🧢🧢 Literally anybody whos drinking for the first time, who drinks a fucking 40%vol bottle of tequila would be fucked out of their mind
Max Hernandez I used to have fun high, now I don't idk just can't. If you like weed good for you, I envy you but it is what it is
this is so relatable 🤣🤣
20 years ago my mom was drunk so she decided to drive Home on a bike. She crashed into a hedge but her freinds brougt her Home. In The middle of The night she woke up because she had to Pee. Her knee hurt so bad she crawled instead of walking. Next morning she did not know why there was blood in The bed and on The floor. She looked Down on her knee and Saw there was a giant Hole. Moral of The story: dont bike Home when you are drunk