What are you talking about? Schedule III means a doctor or animal vet administering ketamine to patients under their supervision have to register and apply for approval to dispense the medication with the DEA. These schedule changes to many potentially addictive substances were made partially as a means of limiting substance abuse, and also as a “tough on crime” response to jail people in need of treatment during the most ignorant times of the government’s obsession with trying to convince Americans it’s war on drugs wasn’t an abysmal failure.
0:22 As an adult with a fear of needles, thank you. I always ask doctors to keep the needle out of my eyesight when I need to get a shot. Most oblige the request, but for some reason, as a kid, I had a doctor who thought that having me see the needle would somehow calm me. It was insanely stupid and just made me fight the doctor as a kid. The doctor literally never learned and I grew up fighting the doctor every single time.
You missed the best one. The one where Cartman tries to fly with cardboard wings, and the doctor diagnoses him with severe stupidity, stupidity which has caused him to fall and get in to a coma. That episode is pure awesome.
But there is a bright side of this. When a stranger gives child a candy and says: "now you have to go with me because I gave you a candy and you took it" then child knows something is not right.
Hahahaha i had to just sit in my therapists room with children toys (mind you I was 11 and have autism which my therapist was overjoyed bc normally females don't have autism) so when my mum was talking to the therapist I was just moving around and sitting in random spots THEN after all that I got to pick a toy nearly every time I got a ball BC my lil sis just keeps stealing them
I love how they all care so much abt each other being sick and then when Kenny gets impaled they are just like “there goes Kenny” and then they just leave lol
@@jibeson9145 oh my God!!!! I did not want to be a grammar Nazi (because I know it can be annoying) but I’m sooooooo glad you said it, Thank Youuu!!!! Blessings be with you my friend!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽
"What is going on with the ethics of these shows?" Cartman cooked a kids parents into chili and watched and danced as he ate it. Not much more to be said.
HERE IS OUR SAVIOR YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF” From the Ancient Semitic Scroll: "Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3) Ancient Semitic Direct Translation Yad - "Behold The Hand" He - "Behold the Breath" Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
Patient: “Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!” Doctor: “So why are you telling me?” Patient: “I can’t understand the writing. Was it you?”
In reference to the “ginger” episode. Cartman forces everyone to believe that gingers are evil and that Kyle is one of the worst ones. So they end up segregating them from the other kids. So In retaliation Kyle bleaches cartmans skin and dyes his hair.
That's pretty succinct, except that he never said Kyle was one of the worst ones. In fact, it was the opposite - he called Kyle "a daywalker", which is someone who lacks the standard skin pigmentation deficiency of regular gingers. He of course still wasted no time to rip on Kyle, prompting the latter to pull this prank on him. On a side note, those are always my favorite types of South Park episodes where Cartman gets punished for his horrible antics. Awesome-O and Le Petit Tourette are other examples that immediately come to mind.
6:22 for context, Kyle was suffering from renal failure due to Type 1 diabetes (this was mentioned in the beginning of the episode). That's why he needed the transplant.
All these scenes are taken out of context, so he probably takes these scenes serious.. example being the Cherokee hair tampon episode, they spent that episode mocking “natural medication”
1:11 in this episode Eric accidentally drank Kenny’s ashes, mistakenly thinking it was chocolate milk mix and that’s why his eyes are like that and he said “shut up Kenny”
That is actually a urban legend that people go around drugging people and stealing their kidneys. Unless of course you are in a Chinese prison, it may occur in other countries regarding prisoner organs but it is well documented to be happening in China. There are black market kidneys but they are taken from "willing" donors who end up getting screwed out of some or all of the money and post-operative care that they were promised.
@@emu071981 Half urban legend, half truth, it depends on where you go or are. If you're trafficked or whatever it's more common too. Dont ask how I know this.
"im afraid your son is... incredibly stupid. he tried to fly with carbon wings. his stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall which has put him into a deep coma". best south park 'diagnosis' ever.
3:38 the worst part of being ginger!! you go in the sun for 10 minutes and suddenly your face is all red and itchy. and when you do get burnt it doesn’t turn to tan 😭
*THE DOOR KNOWS EVERYTHING. THE DOOR CHOOSES WHO WILL DIE AND WHO SHALL LIVE. THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOUUULLLLL!!!* Really? The-the door can do all that? Heh heh heh, *no.*
“You have 20 to 30 pounds of toxic poop rotting inside of you,” is what an ad on RUclips announced to me the other day. I thought of this when the naturopathic talked of toxins. I laughed so hard at the ad.
I get ads similar, but I skip so I don’t ever hear what they say all the way through. This one is more mild in comparison, but they say “you want to lose the guy? STOP doing cardio-“ *skip ad now*
7:12 speaking of this- my history teacher only has one kidney. He was told to “never box”. He says he’s gonna tell later classes that he lost his other kidney in a boxing match-
Cartman had the parents of an enemy killed, ground up, and fed to said enemy as revenge. Tricking him out of a kidney is relatively mild, in-universe ethics-wise.
Dr. Mike: “I think this goes without being said...don’t get a wood saw and operate on your friend who needs a kidney transplant at home.” Me: so what your saying is I can do this at someone else’s house...or...I use a chain saw instead....OR....my friend does it and not me. I have great ideas.
Just so you know, Eric Cartman is a vile human being, to the point that he should be regarded as the villain of the show. Never trust him, never pity him.
@@tiefensucht Yes, but it presents those ethics through exaggerated parody of unethical behaviours.Which means you see characters demonstrating the exact least ethical ways to attempt things.
"What is happening with the ethics on these shows??" Did you.... did you seriously just ask about the ethics on South Park? Have you SEEN South Park? LOL
@@imeralvarez5 “free-range” refers to animals we eat that aren’t living in enclosed spaces. Like free-range chickens & cows get to roam about acres of land & eat as they please. It’s suppose to be healthier & more ethical.
@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 The joke is that a cellphone can never be "all natural" or most of the time even part natural. I say most to the time, as your phone cover can be made of wood or if someone really wanted to they could make a cellphone completely out of wood and by that I mean the outerior of the phone could be made of wood or something else sturdy that comes from nature aka natural. Of course the electronics inside have to be man made and if it's a smartphone the touch screen isn't natural, but I don't know if there is such a material that it could be made out of some natural substance and I'm pretty convinced that would be possible with modern technology, but still even if the touch screen and the outerior is made out of natural materials, the electornics inside can't be, hence the joka "All natural cellphone".
The kidney episode makes me think of my favorite threat from high school: "You're gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice with one less kidney and an extra appendix. "
@@keith4161 what did you think hospital's do with them? I'm a professional appendix repairer and supplier. As well as a very patient hitman in the odd occasion I perform the re-appendicizing surgery myself.
@@kevinlively7804 god imagine having a burst appendix, only to wake up and find out that they didn't take the thing out, but rather just replaced it with a new one.
Thank you Doctor Mike for clearing that up for us redheads and just to top it off. We do feel pain and not every freckle on our face is a soul that we have taken from someone. It is only from the people we dislike. Thank you once again.
“What is happening with the ethics on these shows??” Nurse: We can’t find them, doctor! 🤣 I would love to see him react to the Surgeon Simulator Animated with Markiplier, CinnamontoastKen, and Pewdiepie. He’d get a kick out of it, and the art is so cool.
@@darkjak224 lol sorta, but not really.. cuz that's already what people in authority do.. They're all hypocrites.. Forget pigs in blue, cuz Law makers don't EVER follow the laws they make and enforce. Corruption of the highest order, and thats pretty irritating
I think they mean a new Disney movie coming out called Turning Red where (you guessed it) a redhead starts puberty and finds out she turns into a giant red panda whenever she feels strong emotions. You get the gist?
you're so cute, doctor like for real.. you make my heart feels lighter thank you for doing so much when you have such a busy life.. we needed someone like you
@@SilasIsKing nice to know you’re an upper class white dude with gold star health insurance lmao any out of pocket medical costs will bankrupt you in this godforsaken country
“Do not get a wood saw and operate on your friends who needs a kidney transplant... at home” “I don’t know who needs to hear that” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you know someone was thinking about it
DIY surgery is never a good idea. Some guys tried to save someone’s life with DIY surgery (because they were on the run from the law and a hospital visit would get them arrested) and when intubating them they inserted the breathing tube in their esophagus instead of their trachea and their stomach exploded
I love how these reaction videos treat a comedy cartoon like it was a medical documentary striving to get the medical facts right. Fun reaction vid, I like this doctor.
Everybody's talking about the "heart potato" bit from the movie and meanwhile I was thinking of the bit in the episode where Butters "kills himself" and the doctor touches the blown up corpse and he's like "He... Didn't make it" 😂
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1:28 that was so funny 6:08 that was even funnier 7:12 DUDE I'M GONNA WATCH SOUTH PARK THAT FREE RANGE ASPIRIN JOKE WAS HILARIOUS 7:23 you mean the stuff that tastes like *Peewoop*
Whenever someone makes the argument that "Something comes from nature, therefore it's good for you", I just ask them to take a bath in a tub full of asbestos.
Totally agree. Like when my buddy quit drinking regular sodas to a weird imported " natural, healthy brand" made with cane sugar. He basically thought refined sugars were the only sugars that can cause diabetes!!!😆😆😆
@@TarekMidani You're misreading the initial comment. "They" in the original comment refers to the individual whereas in your comment it refers to the social healthcare system.
For those that don’t know while this probably isn’t the all of of it but a major reason for why medical costs are very expensive it is because doctors spend hundreds of thousands and of dollars going to school and having those high medical prices allows them to have higher salaries which to be fair to them they kinda need since they have a lot of debt ,usually , to pay off. So since if you lower that wage to make procedures and drugs cheaper then you can imagine that financial incentive to become a doctor kind of goes down and there will be less people that want to become doctors in the future. Especially considering their work hours. Again this is probably not the whole story but is definitely a major reason.
@@emanuelgarcia828 Public healthcare doesn't mean lower wages, it just means that healthcare is payed off by the state. This works as a form of insurance, since when the time comes and you need expensive healthcare, the system will pay you back for the tax money you payed for all these years. This also means that you don't get absolutely screwed by medical bills for that one time. Even if you never get to use it, you never know.
“Don’t have them visualize the shot, keep it out of sight” Maybe I was just a different sort of kid, but doctors and nurses trying to do that gave me an absolute terror of shots (like hiding under the table and lashing out at anyone who comes near kinda terror) well into my teens. I eventually got over it mostly, but to this day I HAVE to see it coming. If I have to get a shot somewhere I can’t see I require a mirror, otherwise I run the risk of a panic attack. A nurse learned the hard way when I was about 4 or so, she didn’t even tell me I was going to get stuck and she thought she was being smooth about it. Then she stuck me and immediately learned 2 things. First, that maybe being stealthy about shots isn’t the greatest idea; and second, that a 4 year old can punch much harder than one would expect.
There’s a scene in an earlier ish episode, where Kyle is on the hospital bed, after having suffered a medical issue. They fix the medical issue but, because his will has “left his body”, he literally doesn’t get up from his hospital bed. He tells the doctor and his mom, “how can someone like Eric be given so much, while someone like me, winds up like this”. He’s basically saying, why do people who act bad, seem to get such good things, while people who act good, seem to get such horrible things. I would have liked to seen your reaction to that scene, and or entire episode
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The ketamine joke is one of my favorite jokes of all time. That joke for some reason is hilarious to me
I don't get the joke
@Aaron Yamamoto funny as when you know cunts addicted to ket
@@ScrewedUpGuys he said "and for the kid too" implying he was giving himself ketamine
@@theInaroI don’t get the free range aspirin joke
@@wagswag (of livestock, especially poultry) kept in natural conditions, with freedom of movement.
"Son, we replaced your heart with a baked potato. You have about three seconds to live."
WHAT-💥
OMG! THEY KILLED KENNY!
Mo Yo WHAT-𝐛𝐨𝐨𝐦
@@paulguillerformacion4923 You Bastards!
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lmfao "get me 50 cc of ketamine STAT, and get something for the kid too"
I actually laughed so hard too
That’s the best line
Ketamine is a schedule three drug which means a doctor doesn’t even have to prescribe it
What are you talking about? Schedule III means a doctor or animal vet administering ketamine to patients under their supervision have to register and apply for approval to dispense the medication with the DEA. These schedule changes to many potentially addictive substances were made partially as a means of limiting substance abuse, and also as a “tough on crime” response to jail people in need of treatment during the most ignorant times of the government’s obsession with trying to convince Americans it’s war on drugs wasn’t an abysmal failure.
get better humor
@@andrewkarle2103 you have no father figure
0:22 As an adult with a fear of needles, thank you. I always ask doctors to keep the needle out of my eyesight when I need to get a shot. Most oblige the request, but for some reason, as a kid, I had a doctor who thought that having me see the needle would somehow calm me. It was insanely stupid and just made me fight the doctor as a kid. The doctor literally never learned and I grew up fighting the doctor every single time.
why did you just close your eyes lmao
@@faizans4537 yeah i mean if the doctor said OPEN YOUR EYES or something , that is psychotic
They need to get fired
You ought to grow up
@@SpeaksYourWord it's hard being calm while watching a needle go through your skin
You missed the best one. The one where Cartman tries to fly with cardboard wings, and the doctor diagnoses him with severe stupidity, stupidity which has caused him to fall and get in to a coma. That episode is pure awesome.
😂 the way Cartman lands on the ground and silence afterward gets me every time
Cartmans special gift
I think you mean he missed the baked potato scene from the movie. Classic.
Also missed the one where Kenny throws a ninja star at Butters’ eye 😂
He needs to do part 2 yo!
I like how the doctor instantly discusses Kyle's medical info to Stan totally dismissing confidentiality.
Lol, I just realized that. Minnesota gang here too!🌲❄️🌨🥵☀️
Of the whole show.... Thats what got you lol
6:51 XD
Minnesota!!!! Hi thereee- Minnesota person
@@In_the_notepadI like Cartman's song 😂
1. Give a toy.
2. Earn the trust.
3. Give a shot.
4. Face the "you deceived me" look.
But there is a bright side of this.
When a stranger gives child a candy and says: "now you have to go with me because I gave you a candy and you took it" then child knows something is not right.
Hahahaha i had to just sit in my therapists room with children toys (mind you I was 11 and have autism which my therapist was overjoyed bc normally females don't have autism) so when my mum was talking to the therapist I was just moving around and sitting in random spots THEN after all that I got to pick a toy nearly every time I got a ball BC my lil sis just keeps stealing them
Rank: the betrayed
Remember the last time someone tricked cartman? He fed him his parents.
Oh, so that IS real. I always just got a sticker after the appointment, didn't realize there were other options
I love how they all care so much abt each other being sick and then when Kenny gets impaled they are just like “there goes Kenny” and then they just leave lol
That’s cause they know he’ll come back.
Cartman doesn't care about Kyle
The real hero is the editor who found all the medical scenes without the swearing
@The Hiddencar?
Scenes*
@@jibeson9145 oh my God!!!!
I did not want to be a grammar Nazi (because I know it can be annoying) but I’m sooooooo glad you said it, Thank Youuu!!!! Blessings be with you my friend!!!🙏🏽🙏🏽
@@mrznesha318 I’ve accepted my role 🙋🏻♂️ These things need to be checked. If no one is corrected how can we expect to get better?
@@jibeson9145 I’m not gonna lie but you missed they way he spelled “the”
These react videos are so entertaining to watch from a doctor's perspective. :P
What if you did a collab with Doctor Mike? He puts a lot of emphasis on mental health as well
:0000000000
Love your videos
My therapist is here too?
@@faithdecoteau1643 Yes! Collab!
colab pls.
"What is going on with the ethics of these shows?" Cartman cooked a kids parents into chili and watched and danced as he ate it. Not much more to be said.
Chili father was his own father too and what made him upset wasn't the fact that he cooked his own father but it was that he's a ginger
Omfg I was thinking about the same thing when he said that
Correction: he danced AFTER he ate it. He made sure to wait until Scott had eaten most of the bowl before revealing what had happened.
@@yarenaksoy8914 I thought cartman's mom was his dad. Maybe Mike should look at that episode?
Mr. and Mrs. Tenorman chili
"Please remove his facewarmer" is my favorite joke South Park has ever told.
I grew up with South Park and my patients always look at me weird when I reference SP. also, huge amounts of respect for the San Andreas reference. 😃
Hello doctor allen
Hey doc ....😀
People: avengers endgame was the biggest crossover ever.
Me :
HERE IS OUR SAVIOR
YaH The Heavenly FATHER was Who they Crucified for our sins and “HERE IS THE PROOF”
From the Ancient Semitic Scroll:
"Yad He Vav He" is what Moses wrote, when Moses asked YaH His Name (Exodus 3)
Ancient Semitic Direct Translation
Yad - "Behold The Hand"
He - "Behold the Breath"
Vav - "Behold The NAIL"
@@Praise___YaH Wtf is wrong with you? do you need a doctor or psychiatrist?
"Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney"
Doctor Mike clearly doesn't remember Charlie the Unicorn
Candy mountain charlie
Have they finished the series yet?
Yesssss
lamas with hats
he also probably never bought anything from Craig's List
Charlie......charlie......charlie.......charlie...... QUICK, grab onto our tongue's! *Blat!*
Love how eric is just going feral and Dr Mike is giving actual solutions XD
LOL YES
I can confirm that being ginger is a real and true medical condition that I have suffered with my entire life
same
Same here
Yeah but South Park treating being ginger like albinism is a bit much...
@@jasminejohnston6393 agreed
Why do they make fun of gingers in the US? in my country and many others we think being ginger is the sexiest thing lol.
Patient: “Someone decided to graffiti my house last night!”
Doctor: “So why are you telling me?”
Patient: “I can’t understand the writing. Was it you?”
😂😂😂
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Yesss
In reference to the “ginger” episode. Cartman forces everyone to believe that gingers are evil and that Kyle is one of the worst ones. So they end up segregating them from the other kids. So In retaliation Kyle bleaches cartmans skin and dyes his hair.
then Cartman makes a whole ginger cult that almost killed everyone
Thanks!
That's pretty succinct, except that he never said Kyle was one of the worst ones. In fact, it was the opposite - he called Kyle "a daywalker", which is someone who lacks the standard skin pigmentation deficiency of regular gingers. He of course still wasted no time to rip on Kyle, prompting the latter to pull this prank on him.
On a side note, those are always my favorite types of South Park episodes where Cartman gets punished for his horrible antics. Awesome-O and Le Petit Tourette are other examples that immediately come to mind.
this happened to me when i was little lol
@@iseeyouineverystar your friend bleached your skin and dyed your hair when you were little? 😳
8:02 - Sooo what I'm hearing is I need a metal saw, maybe a Dremel.
Me: that kidney isn’t even viable anymore. It wasn’t put on ice.
South Park: it was a trick.
I think in the episode Cartman asks well whose kidney was it? And they said a dog's, lol
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@@danielleking262 That just raises more questions!!
I just ruined your 666 likes
Code 5-6 is totally a legitimate hospital code.
You probably haven’t heard of it because it means Cartman has Kenny’s ghost living inside him.
hello void mayo from Stardew Valley
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LMAO
Being inside of cartman made me feel something unimaginably bad
Wait what episode whas that
" An apple a day keeps the doctor away.. "
Doctor Mike : *Has iPhone*
his apple brought so many doctors together.
oh man I didn't even think about this....going to buy new PC
@@DoctorMike but you're a doctor...
@@DoctorMike React to Dr. Mike telling Homer how to get obese from, "King-Size Homer", episode
An apple a day will keep anyone away if you throw it at them hard enough :)
The name of the holistic shop keeper always gets me in that episode, Miss Information rofl! Trey and Matt are genius
"Who just wakes up from a nap missing a kidney"
People who get drugged at nightclubs and wake up in a bathtub full of ice that's who.
People who were visited by Eyeless Jack
That sounds really morbid and matter of fact. Did you ever get your kidney back?
@@Rudizel Meg is from Family Guy.
Charlie the Unicorn, that's who.
Is this from personal experience because that is oddly specific
6:22 for context, Kyle was suffering from renal failure due to Type 1 diabetes (this was mentioned in the beginning of the episode). That's why he needed the transplant.
All these scenes are taken out of context, so he probably takes these scenes serious.. example being the Cherokee hair tampon episode, they spent that episode mocking “natural medication”
@@benderr424 FYI, we Native Americans dont actually take practice in natural medication
@@rinrxl FYI, South Park is a satire show and for the most part shouldn’t to be taken super cereal
@@rinrxl The people in the episode selling the holistic medicine aren't even Native American, they are Mexicans looking to make a quick buck.
@@tanline6662 they are cheech and ching, 2 old known pothead actors and musicians. try and find 'up in smoke' and 'nice dreams'
This Doctor is the best doctor I've ever seen because....
-He knows memes
-He knows the games
-He has humor
-Now he reacts to south park
so if you were in an accident and needed someone to operate on you, you would see them as less than ideal unless they knew memes?
He thinks cartoons a real
@@darkcylander if I got into an accident i want Doctor mike to be my doctor ahaha
Yeah but he thinks In Time is a good movie, so he has a serious case of absolutely no taste in movies.
I am afraid there is no cure.
@@marcoseiler9132 Im afraid not hhaha
i love living in the UK where "can he afford the medication?" will never be a question asked by my doctor
1:11 in this episode Eric accidentally drank Kenny’s ashes, mistakenly thinking it was chocolate milk mix and that’s why his eyes are like that and he said “shut up Kenny”
Yeah💀
The funny thing is that despite the detailed answer, that still explains nothing if you don't know South Park already.
@@Voidaken ikr 😂
Name of episode?
@@texasballunofficial “cartman is Kenny “
“don’t get a wood saw and operate on your friend who needs a kidney transplant at home” - dr.mike 2021
His concern when he said that went from 📈 to 📉
Well, I wish I had this information two days earlier!
@@WirHyperboreer omg- I don’t even wanna figure out what happened
When I read this I thought you were talking about a saw made out of wood
Yeah, I agree with Dr Mike.. totally do that stuff in a van, instead.
"Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?"
Oh, certain places it happens.
Charlie the Unicorn
i dont think people are old enough to know about that
@@thatdudewelove8498 what the OC said?
That is actually a urban legend that people go around drugging people and stealing their kidneys. Unless of course you are in a Chinese prison, it may occur in other countries regarding prisoner organs but it is well documented to be happening in China. There are black market kidneys but they are taken from "willing" donors who end up getting screwed out of some or all of the money and post-operative care that they were promised.
@@emu071981 Half urban legend, half truth, it depends on where you go or are. If you're trafficked or whatever it's more common too. Dont ask how I know this.
I always love these videos, so educational and neat to see an expert explain how these things would work
Don't remove your friend's kidney with a wood saw: well there go my plans for this weekend
Right? I guess I'll just go fishing instead of filling my bath tub with ice today.....
... that's fine, Ill use a rusty spoon instead.
@@michellewilt4479 ok salad fingers
@@hah3076 shhhh don't tell my secrets
Just remove a stranger’s kidney instead of your friends, problem solved
"im afraid your son is... incredibly stupid. he tried to fly with carbon wings. his stupidity is so severe that it caused a fall which has put him into a deep coma".
best south park 'diagnosis' ever.
I think it was "cardboard wings", but it's still an amazing quote
That sounds like a diagnosis Gregory House would say XD
*Second best* after "it's his time...it's running out. He needs more time. He can try a time transplant"
I feel like that's a house line Ngl 😂
i completely agree.
"Don't operate on your friends with a saw!"
This man knows the depths of human stupidity. He knows that human stupidity knows no bounds.
*Slowly puts the wood saw down and backs away* "Yeah, I agree. Stupid peoples."
Unless you're the Medic.
*Bonesaw out*
Prepare for your examination...
@@fenorlex1126 the medic is the person who makes you comfortable while you wit to die ... Red vs blue
“Bold of you to assume I’ve reached peak dumbass.”
3:38 the worst part of being ginger!! you go in the sun for 10 minutes and suddenly your face is all red and itchy. and when you do get burnt it doesn’t turn to tan 😭
Dr. Mike: "Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?"
Me: Chaaaaarrrliiieeeeeeeeeee
LOL OMG THAT'S SO TRUE!!!!!
CANDY MOUNTAIN CANDY MOUNTAIN FILL ME WITH SWEET SUGARY GOOOOODNESS
SHUN THE NON-BELIEVER!!! SHUUUUUUUUNNNNNNNNNN
*THE DOOR KNOWS EVERYTHING. THE DOOR CHOOSES WHO WILL DIE AND WHO SHALL LIVE. THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR MIND! THE DOOR CAN SEE INTO YOUR SOOOUUULLLLL!!!*
Really? The-the door can do all that?
Heh heh heh, *no.*
A MAGICAL LIOPLEURODON
Don't remove your friends kidney at home. I'm glad you told me that before it was to late.
LOL
Yes friends your Frenemies and enemies are good though
I guess my weekend plans are ruined 😔😔😔😔
Too late. Someone help me put it back in
Too late for me. My friend didn’t like the joke.
“You have 20 to 30 pounds of toxic poop rotting inside of you,” is what an ad on RUclips announced to me the other day. I thought of this when the naturopathic talked of toxins. I laughed so hard at the ad.
I get ads similar, but I skip so I don’t ever hear what they say all the way through.
This one is more mild in comparison, but they say “you want to lose the guy? STOP doing cardio-“ *skip ad now*
I saw that ad I also thought it was hilarious
I got the same ad😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
I've seen that ad too. It's beyond stupid.
"Science show's that some people have a secret pooping habit-" *skip*
7:12 speaking of this- my history teacher only has one kidney. He was told to “never box”. He says he’s gonna tell later classes that he lost his other kidney in a boxing match-
“Get me 50 ccs of ketamine _stat!_ And get something for the kid too.”
I laughed way too hard at that hahaha
I never imagined I would watch a doctor react to South Park. NEVER, life is crazy I guess
You can thank me ;)
@@XxTR1D Thx dylan
Thank you for thanking me
did you specifically think you WOULDNT see a doctor reacting to south park?
@@WinedandDined27 lol
Can we just apreciate how Mike manages to teach us while reacting to a comedy show?
I know it’s great 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Exactly hehe that's kind of a south park thang to just more f u.
quandale dingle
Thank God Mike didn't watch Kenny throwing a ninja star at butters eye 😂😂
He did in his other South Park video.😁
Cartman had the parents of an enemy killed, ground up, and fed to said enemy as revenge. Tricking him out of a kidney is relatively mild, in-universe ethics-wise.
he also made him cry in front of radiohead that was v important
Yea didn’t he put the ground up bodies in some chili he fed to their son?
@@Cardiisshook Yes, and in front of Radiohead - @myricm called it >=]
GIVE THE TOY
EARN THE TRUST
THEN INJECT THE SHOT
MiSSiON PASSED respect +
Maybe I should make a video game app?
I would play it
@@tristanp4527 me too
Yess you should make one! I would totally play it!
@@tristanp4527 No my storage is full so I won’t be able to download the app...
Mike: "Don't use a wood saw to perform surgery on your friend at home"
Victorian doctors: "wow, what a pansy"
South Park has some of the most hilarious medical scenes for sure. I hope you did more of these.
Dr. Mike:
“I think this goes without being said...don’t get a wood saw and operate on your friend who needs a kidney transplant at home.”
Me: so what your saying is I can do this at someone else’s house...or...I use a chain saw instead....OR....my friend does it and not me. I have great ideas.
Lollllllll
hooooold up！
Just so you know, Eric Cartman is a vile human being, to the point that he should be regarded as the villain of the show. Never trust him, never pity him.
I'd like but gotta keep em down to 69 likes
Is that you Kyle?
@@TheGFellows no, I'm not Jewish enough.
🤣🤣
I Loled so hard!
"What is up with the ethics on these shows?"
You *DID* notice that you were watching South Park, right?
actually south park has high ethical standards
@@tiefensucht Yes, but it presents those ethics through exaggerated parody of unethical behaviours.Which means you see characters demonstrating the exact least ethical ways to attempt things.
@@a-blivvy-yus
Indeed.
Ethics ...in South Park... You must be new
Organ trafficking happens.
There's still so much in South Park that's just absolutely wild bro, you gotta keep making these!
the fact that you said “your kidneys get rid of toxins for you” while the reason kyle was sick was because type 1 diabetes destroyed his kidneys 😂
😅
He did not only say kidneys, but also liver and lungs.
“Come on,we are gonna steal cartmans kidney to save my best friend Kyle!”
-Stan Marsh
@@HiManuSketchesOMG JOE CAINE 😦
@@weirdcatkidthey only have 38 subs, not real
"What is happening with the ethics on these shows??"
Did you.... did you seriously just ask about the ethics on South Park?
Have you SEEN South Park? LOL
best comment ever
No one is sparred from south park, and it is definitely not for those who are easily offended lol.
Well, let's say that it's just chaos
@@Ksmall92 it's how the world should be
@@OperettaMemoria come minion!
What makes South Park so funny is it's just so far fetched off base and generally unbelievable. I love it. 🤣
It's not though. The world we live in looks more and more like South Park by the day. Scary.
@@joshbutler822 Everyone day.
@@thebigokie6.4_392 Sarcastiball.
@@joshbutler822 Seriously. Look at Heather Swanson. That wasn't even parody. That was outright prophesy
@@db9944 Indeed; "I'm not here to talk about my transition". I miss you Macho Man.
I am grateful for your compassion in your explanation and examples of holistic treatment.
I am now realizing that Dr. Mike actually has very peachy eyelids all the time haha. Hopefully he’s okay though.
I-I think that’s just how his face is (you’ve made me stare at his eyes way longer than I usually do😅😅)
@@purplepanda7935 how long do you usually look into his eyes?
I think its just contrast on his cam
Def tired and struggling a bit...but who isn't nowadays. Its important to admit it and face it head on! Tough times will pass.
@@DoctorMike *respect*
Love how he finds "free-range aspirin" so funny and is completely unmoved by the "all-natural cellphone" 🤣
I don't get it unfortunately
@@imeralvarez5 “free-range” refers to animals we eat that aren’t living in enclosed spaces. Like free-range chickens & cows get to roam about acres of land & eat as they please. It’s suppose to be healthier & more ethical.
@@autumnsnow8467 yeah but what about all natural cellphone?
@@connordervoncyberlifegesen8529 The joke is that a cellphone can never be "all natural" or most of the time even part natural. I say most to the time, as your phone cover can be made of wood or if someone really wanted to they could make a cellphone completely out of wood and by that I mean the outerior of the phone could be made of wood or something else sturdy that comes from nature aka natural. Of course the electronics inside have to be man made and if it's a smartphone the touch screen isn't natural, but I don't know if there is such a material that it could be made out of some natural substance and I'm pretty convinced that would be possible with modern technology, but still even if the touch screen and the outerior is made out of natural materials, the electornics inside can't be, hence the joka "All natural cellphone".
@@-AxisA- …what?
The kidney episode makes me think of my favorite threat from high school: "You're gonna wake up in a bathtub full of ice with one less kidney and an extra appendix. "
oh my god thats amazing im using that now
How do you get the extra appendix
@@keith4161 what did you think hospital's do with them? I'm a professional appendix repairer and supplier. As well as a very patient hitman in the odd occasion I perform the re-appendicizing surgery myself.
@@kevinlively7804 god imagine having a burst appendix, only to wake up and find out that they didn't take the thing out, but rather just replaced it with a new one.
As always, you're so helpful with great advice! 👍
Thank you Doctor Mike for clearing that up for us redheads and just to top it off. We do feel pain and not every freckle on our face is a soul that we have taken from someone. It is only from the people we dislike. Thank you once again.
Noice
Real
Thank you for the clarification
WELL I WISH I WOULD HAVE KNOWN THAT BEFORE I MET MY NEIGHBOR
you are an endangered species, please keep safe
Kyle, after transplant: * laughs, and milk shoots out of his nose *
Cartman: "Oh good, you got the crappy kidney."
EPISODE IMMEDIATELY ENDS
Yeah too sad he missed the last seconds. We need a part 2. There's so much more
Eyyy 69 likes
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在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。.說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木 來調味食物煮的時候 1618789813
7:59 Welp- there goes my plans for Saturday afternoon 😬
AYO WHAT
WTF-
Lol this is hilarious! I can’t believe you really take the diagnosis seriously. 😂 I actually learned something from this. 😅
“Who just wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?” Charlie the Unicorn
People in India and China.
@@Quinntus79 lmaoo
Omg the reference dude... thx friend you just made my day😁😅
It’s just like the “Welcome to the AIDS club” skit from Robot Chicken
I haven't heard that name in years, glad someone else immediately thought of that.
He should have watched the one from the South Park Movie where his heart was accidentally replaced with a baked potato
PFFT XD
Those bastards....
boy with a potato for a heart oh that tackle tho
lmao yes
I love that I was joking to myself about it being ginger-vitis and that’s what it ended up being 😂
makes gingers like me laugh
No one like this so it stays at 420 likes 😊
Yez
@@silverman2594 268 ppl liked...
@@walkinglegend7902 I made it to 740 :D
7:50 he removed that one part, that one important part!
"Who wakes up from a nap missing a kidney?" Obviously Dr. Mike has never seen Charlie the Unicorn...
Blast from the past!
Love those unicorns.
The door Charlie. The door. The door.
*“THEY TOOK MY FREAKIN’ KIDNEYS!”*
Ever been to Louisiana? Mardi Gras kidney theft.
I still use the line, "we've accidental replaced your heart with a baked potato; you've got about 3 seconds to live" 🤣 🤣 🤣 🤣
Your*
@@jesseyu162 stupid predictive text. Fixed
Kenny; “MHMHHHHHMHMM”
@@jesseyu162you do realize you didnt fix anything😭
“What is happening with the ethics on these shows??”
Nurse: We can’t find them, doctor! 🤣
I would love to see him react to the Surgeon Simulator Animated with Markiplier, CinnamontoastKen, and Pewdiepie. He’d get a kick out of it, and the art is so cool.
Omg same it'd be hilarious XD
0:07 my dumbass who’s scared of shots in a nutshell:
same
The fact that this doctor actually acknowledged Ketamine as a treatment for depression gave me respect for him
I bet you would respect him even more if he did a fat rip at the beginning of every video . Yeah, you love when people with authority do drugs
@@darkjak224 lol sorta, but not really.. cuz that's already what people in authority do.. They're all hypocrites.. Forget pigs in blue, cuz Law makers don't EVER follow the laws they make and enforce. Corruption of the highest order, and thats pretty irritating
@@darkjak224 get over yourself he's just talking about anti-depressants, it's not like he's telling anyone to snort cocaine.
@@darkjak224 Yeah drugs bad. I prefer traditional medicine where doctors are paid under the table to provide addictive opioids instead.
@@TreesandStuff69 some drugs are bad some drugs aren’t. weed isnt bad but heroin most certainly is
Dr Mike: “people with red hair aren’t more emotional.”
Disney: “Are you sure about that?”
Rooster Teeth: Of course they aren't more emotional! they're dead!
@@thanotosomega yes i am
What Disney ginger is left? They're all black now. Ffs classics shouldn't be changed.
@@nicekitty6988 🤨🤨🤨
I think they mean a new Disney movie coming out called Turning Red where (you guessed it) a redhead starts puberty and finds out she turns into a giant red panda whenever she feels strong emotions. You get the gist?
As someone with trypanophobia, I can confirm the first scene is 100% accurate.
So you’re a baby?
Oh I have trypanophobia too. But sometimes face your fears are the best cure...at least for that kind of fear...but that is just my opinion.
@Benny Wolfe not necessary
@@bennywolfe4357 being afraid of something doesn't make you a baby
@@SelzPalace They might be making joke about Cartman being an actual Child
you're so cute, doctor
like for real.. you make my heart feels lighter
thank you for doing so much when you have such a busy life.. we needed someone like you
"... if they can afford their medication." That's when I, as a german, know this doc works in the USA.
I live in the us and have never paid a crazy amount for medicine, lower taxes and health insurance >
@@SilasIsKing nice to know you’re an upper class white dude with gold star health insurance lmao any out of pocket medical costs will bankrupt you in this godforsaken country
@@parkerdavis7859 I’m a southern middle class Mf, having a real job gets u insurance and helps u get whatever u need
@@SilasIsKing ong some fast food restaurants got benefits if you’re a manager
His accent didn't give it away first? 🤔
Cartman: *Turnes ginger*
Dr. Mike: Is this a medical condition?
Its more spiritual as gingers are that way because they have no soul.
My thoughts exactly wtf Dr. Mike?
“Do not get a wood saw and operate on your friends who needs a kidney transplant... at home”
“I don’t know who needs to hear that” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 you know someone was thinking about it
I died 😂😂
DIY surgery is never a good idea. Some guys tried to save someone’s life with DIY surgery (because they were on the run from the law and a hospital visit would get them arrested) and when intubating them they inserted the breathing tube in their esophagus instead of their trachea and their stomach exploded
I love how these reaction videos treat a comedy cartoon like it was a medical documentary striving to get the medical facts right.
Fun reaction vid, I like this doctor.
“What’s happening to the ethics in this show!?”
There is none, South Park doesn’t have any.
This is the ethical level SP operates at .
It's so absurd lol
ethics*
There are none. _South_ _Park_ doesn’t have any.*
If Dr. Mike watches Scott Tenorman Must Die, he may just break.
8:32 *casually pulls out kidney from pocket*
Lol what
Everybody's talking about the "heart potato" bit from the movie and meanwhile I was thinking of the bit in the episode where Butters "kills himself" and the doctor touches the blown up corpse and he's like "He... Didn't make it" 😂
Or when butters had a ninja star in his eye 😂
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在整個人類歷史上，強者，富人和具有狡猾特質的人捕食部落，氏族，城鎮，城市和鄉村中的弱者，無`'守和貧窮成員。然而，人類的生存意願迫使那些被拒絕，被剝奪或摧毀的基本需求的人們找到了一種生活方式，並繼續將其DNA融入不斷發展的人類社會。
說到食物，不要以為那些被拒絕的人只吃垃圾。相反，他們學會了在被忽視的肉類和蔬菜中尋找營養。他們學會了清潔，切塊，調味和慢燉慢燉的野菜和肉類，在食品市場上被忽略的部分家用蔬菜和肉類，並且學會了使用芳香的木煙（如山核桃，山核桃和豆科灌木
來調味食物煮的時候 1618742789
1:28 that was so funny
6:08 that was even funnier
7:12 DUDE I'M GONNA WATCH SOUTH PARK THAT FREE RANGE ASPIRIN JOKE WAS HILARIOUS
7:23 you mean the stuff that tastes like *Peewoop*
"Ketamine is animal tranquiliser"
Yoda: "Ignore this, I shall."
Fuckin love ket
Elite Humor
We are animals after all.. ;)
"You mean the stuff that tastes like BEEWOOP and doesn't fight cavities?"
I don't know why that made me laugh as much as it did
It's a very accurate description.
Whenever someone makes the argument that "Something comes from nature, therefore it's good for you", I just ask them to take a bath in a tub full of asbestos.
I usually go with, "coal is natural, but breath it long enough and you are going to get minors lung."
What about cyanide or ricin? Quite a lot of dangerous stuff is natural.
Totally agree. Like when my buddy quit drinking regular sodas to a weird imported " natural, healthy brand" made with cane sugar. He basically thought refined sugars were the only sugars that can cause diabetes!!!😆😆😆
Or tell them to put arsenic in their coffee instead of sugar.
Hurricanes are natural.
He is the only person to make medical content super interesting
Dr. Mike: "why does that remind me of goop?"
Me: "it's making fun of goop"
Can they afford the medication?
This should never be a question in a developed country.
USA, USA!
Even in a socially paid healthcare this should be a question. Never waste tax payer money if a cheaper option is more reasonable
@@TarekMidani You're misreading the initial comment. "They" in the original comment refers to the individual whereas in your comment it refers to the social healthcare system.
For those that don’t know while this probably isn’t the all of of it but a major reason for why medical costs are very expensive it is because doctors spend hundreds of thousands and of dollars going to school and having those high medical prices allows them to have higher salaries which to be fair to them they kinda need since they have a lot of debt ,usually , to pay off. So since if you lower that wage to make procedures and drugs cheaper then you can imagine that financial incentive to become a doctor kind of goes down and there will be less people that want to become doctors in the future. Especially considering their work hours. Again this is probably not the whole story but is definitely a major reason.
@@emanuelgarcia828 Public healthcare doesn't mean lower wages, it just means that healthcare is payed off by the state. This works as a form of insurance, since when the time comes and you need expensive healthcare, the system will pay you back for the tax money you payed for all these years. This also means that you don't get absolutely screwed by medical bills for that one time. Even if you never get to use it, you never know.
7:55 “I think this goes without being said”
You’re clearly underestimating the stupidity of humans
Yea, DONT DO THIS, WE SHOULD NOT NEED TO SAY THIS.
Especially the (at home) part.
DON'T TRY THIS AT HOME
7:50 the way Dr. Mike says "Ok". Then the look lmao I'm dead
"your friend needs kidney transplant"
Doctor Mike *gets triggered*: SOMETHING TRAGIC HAS TO HAPPEN ASFJLJFDDBN
“Don’t have them visualize the shot, keep it out of sight”
Maybe I was just a different sort of kid, but doctors and nurses trying to do that gave me an absolute terror of shots (like hiding under the table and lashing out at anyone who comes near kinda terror) well into my teens. I eventually got over it mostly, but to this day I HAVE to see it coming. If I have to get a shot somewhere I can’t see I require a mirror, otherwise I run the risk of a panic attack.
A nurse learned the hard way when I was about 4 or so, she didn’t even tell me I was going to get stuck and she thought she was being smooth about it. Then she stuck me and immediately learned 2 things. First, that maybe being stealthy about shots isn’t the greatest idea; and second, that a 4 year old can punch much harder than one would expect.
This is way more hilarious than the attention given to it!
😂😂😂😂😂
😂😂
The pain on his face when they started talking about holistic medicine
Wonder if they wrote it into the script just to agitate medical staff.
@just a random dingaling on youtube You're not giving hate, that's rare to see.
@just a random dingaling on youtube 4 days late but I love you
The Illuminati in the woman's shop lol
Stevens Dad: *YOUR COUSIN HAS CLIMBED MOUNT EVEREST IN 1851 BEFORE IT WAS INVENTED
"you mean that stuff taste like PEEWOOP and doesnt fight cavities?" I CACKLED
"What is happening with the ethics in these shows?!"
First time watching South Park, eh?
Was thinkin the same thing
Yeah, he's a noob to this show.
I want him to see the episode where cartman cooks scott tennerman's parents into chili and feeds it to him
@@maddiek3352 Heh. That was the first thing that came to my mind, too.
"I'm afraid he's running out of time."
Can you explain that in your own words?
"His time...it's...running out....."
There’s a scene in an earlier ish episode, where Kyle is on the hospital bed, after having suffered a medical issue. They fix the medical issue but, because his will has “left his body”, he literally doesn’t get up from his hospital bed. He tells the doctor and his mom, “how can someone like Eric be given so much, while someone like me, winds up like this”. He’s basically saying, why do people who act bad, seem to get such good things, while people who act good, seem to get such horrible things. I would have liked to seen your reaction to that scene, and or entire episode