Parler v. Amazon Dies. Is Reborn!

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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  3 года назад +264

    ⚖️ Do you think Amazon was wrong to kick Parler off?
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    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад +119

      Amazon's platform. Amazon's rules apply.

    • @hooliegunn6847
      @hooliegunn6847 3 года назад +53

      No. Supressing the reich must require a heavy hand. Shock and awe.

    • @OGamerGirl92
      @OGamerGirl92 3 года назад +50

      No. They have the right as its their server

    • @helpyourcattodrive
      @helpyourcattodrive 3 года назад +31

      No cable needs to end station that lie like Fox too

    • @andrewbogard2411
      @andrewbogard2411 3 года назад +8

      @@helpyourcattodrive they cant stop fox news but they can not provide foxnews network but the fox news network has other entertainment options other then their "news network"

  • @Kentaiga
    @Kentaiga 3 года назад +3139

    You know people really hate your company when they'd rather side with Amazon than you.

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems 3 года назад +64

      Ouch, just reading this comment hurts my head. 🤕

    • @winser21
      @winser21 3 года назад +27

      Just goes to show how intense partisan bias is.

    • @TheStephaneAdam
      @TheStephaneAdam 3 года назад +339

      @@winser21 Do you have any idea how far you're gone to think Nazis are a legitimate political option and opposing actual fascism is considered partisan?
      We're talking death threats and calls to violence there. And spoiler: this ain't protected by free speech.

    • @guyver441
      @guyver441 3 года назад +52

      @@Robert_McGarry_Poems yeah, need some neosporin for that burn. $7.97 on Amazon XD

    • @LittleGreenSoldier
      @LittleGreenSoldier 3 года назад +184

      @@winser21 You think opposing a platform that allowed, either because they're incompetent, actively supportive, or just didn't care, the fomentation of a VIOLENT ATTACK ON THE US CAPITOL, is partisan bias? Why?

  • @saltmerchant749
    @saltmerchant749 3 года назад +1281

    Parler: "We believe in Free speech and markets."
    Also Parler: "What do you mean a company in a free market can refuse to do business with us?!?!"

    • @amicloud_yt
      @amicloud_yt 3 года назад +117

      It's almost like... they didn't have any morals or ethics to start with!

    • @SsnakeBite
      @SsnakeBite 3 года назад +137

      Also also Parler: "What do you mean Free Speech also means that people have a right to refuse to support speech they disapprove of?!"

    • @alecbraun6272
      @alecbraun6272 3 года назад +35

      honestly what did you expect? nobody wants to be associated with the cause of the capitol riots.

    • @cashnelson2306
      @cashnelson2306 3 года назад +90

      If conservatives were able to recognize the hypocrisy in their ideology, they wouldn't be conservatives

    • @DominicNJ73
      @DominicNJ73 3 года назад +12

      Except in this case, AWS controls a HUGE part of the internet thereby making them more of a public utility then a private company. AWS can't claim to be a private entity while providing public utility services (this issue of them being a public utility hasn't been adjudicated yet but I assert they are, in fact, a public utility owing to their massive control of the internet and it's traffic). In other worse, your claim that AWS is part of the "free market" doesn't stand. The free market refers to a situation where there is equal corporate representation in the marketplace, here that isn't the case because of AWS' massive market share. In short, I assert AWS cannot cancel Parler because by cancelling they are effectively shutting down their access to the internet.

  • @ShabazzTBL
    @ShabazzTBL 3 года назад +708

    “They were just using our breach of contract as an excuse to kick us off!”
    Amazon: That’s called a reason not an excuse.

    • @gustafandersson237
      @gustafandersson237 3 года назад +9

      When you realise that Facebook groups were mainly used to organise storming the capitol

    • @Romanticoutlaw
      @Romanticoutlaw 3 года назад +34

      how dare the manager kick me out of his restaurant for getting up on the counter, dropping trow, and squeezing out a deuce!!

    • @robc4191
      @robc4191 3 года назад +34

      @@gustafandersson237 THAT'S your argument to save parler?? LMAO! LOL LOL LOL LOL!!!
      you're really scraping the bottom of the barrel there buddy!

    • @CaptFoster5
      @CaptFoster5 3 года назад +24

      @@gustafandersson237 even if true, does NOT in any way save Parler in any way shape or form.

    • @funkemunky
      @funkemunky 2 года назад +2

      @@developer8602 no Facebook really has played a huge hand in the extremism we’ve been seeing. But I’m pretty sure the capitol riot wasnt very premeditated as trump literally told them to go to the capital. Granted, he didn’t explicitly say riot, but it’s would’ve unfolded regardless of how he worded it

  • @boxhead6177
    @boxhead6177 3 года назад +139

    Amazon: International law says technology platforms have to ban terrorism and criminal acts as quickly as possible.
    Parler: We don't ban users
    Amazon: If you don't, we will
    Parler: You can't ban our users
    Amazon: Your right, we can't ban your users.
    Parler: See... what are you doing?
    Amazon: We can ban OUR users.
    PARLER ACCOUNT HAS BEEN BANNED.

    • @if7723
      @if7723 10 месяцев назад

      It is amazing how people forget that companies care about themselves more than other randoms.

  • @Malicebane
    @Malicebane 3 года назад +585

    As a person who works in Website Hosting, I can confirm that 'The Host can terminate your service at any time if they feel you've violated our ToS' is VERY MUCH a standard clause.

    • @camadams9149
      @camadams9149 3 года назад +9

      Yes and that is certainly a problem when a few companies control the vast majority of hosting.
      We had a similar problem with utilities and we took certain actions to fix that.
      Something similar needs to happen with hosting.

    • @Malicebane
      @Malicebane 3 года назад +52

      @@camadams9149 fun fact, there's actually a metric BUTTLOAD of website hosting companies. Sure, there is a rather large 'family' of hosting companies that are under the same umbrella, but there's also a ton of individual and privately owned ones (I actually work for one of the ones that is outside of that umbrella). If you just go looking in to it, you can easily find more than a small number :). Not to mention a lot of hosts that resell, and people who set up their own hosting.
      regardless, though, I do disagree with the analogy on principle. If you sign a contract to not put certain things on a platform, and you violate that contract, then your service should be terminated and you should have to take your business elsewhere

    • @camadams9149
      @camadams9149 3 года назад +3

      @@Malicebane "there's actually a metric BUTTLOAD of website hosting companies" Fully aware. However, there is a reason people shop on Amazon instead of jackson's local store. There is a scaling, pricing, features, reliability, etc issues that come with the smaller companies.
      "If you sign a contract to not put certain things on a platform" You are making the same arguments utilities made. It wasn't an analogy. It was a direct statement on business model similarities.

    • @Malicebane
      @Malicebane 3 года назад +27

      @@camadams9149 so first of all, a 'direct statement' about the similarities between two things and how they're the same IS an analogy. that's actually what an analogy is.
      I'm sorry to hear you had a bad experience with your utility, but honestly if the hosting service owns the servers then they do have a right to be able to make the call of whether or not they want them used for certain things. your argument basically boils down to "I can use your equipment for whatever I want and it doesn't matter what you, the owner of that equipment, thinks."
      you have other options at that point. If you get kicked off a platform for violating your contract, then the onus is on you to do research and find a new platform. Does that suck for you? yeah, a little bit. But you should probably also read a contract before you click 'I have read and accept this contract'. If you don't, then you've really got no one to blame but you if you violate that contract and get the boot

    • @camadams9149
      @camadams9149 3 года назад +1

      @@Malicebane Analogy is comparing two things with shared characteristics for clarity. Im not saying they are similar. I am saying they are the same exact thing.
      "I can use your equipment for whatever I want and it doesn't matter what you, the owner of that equipment, thinks." Yup that's typically how utilities work. Doesn't matter what Im doing with the water, roads, or electricity. They provide a set quantity at a price (that's also regulated). Their control? Is it residential or commercial. That's it.
      You aren't "entitled" to the US market. Society get's to make that call. So I support making it so you can't use "your" equipment unless it's used in a certain way
      "'I have read and accept this contract'." Typical CS attitude, no wide contemplation. Which explains why we have the problems we do. Terms of service in the modern day are identical to laws. Make everything a violation then selectively enforce. Given hosting is a utility, that can't be allowed

  • @RawbeardX
    @RawbeardX 3 года назад +1101

    "The Free Market will regulate itself!"
    The Free Market regulates itself
    "wait... not like that..."

    • @LannasMissingLink
      @LannasMissingLink 3 года назад +50

      @@mangonel or two quote Syndrome "when everyone's Super, no one is"

    • @IHateMilkbruh
      @IHateMilkbruh 3 года назад +14

      What do these quotes even mean? Wouldn’t you want everyone to be free?

    • @mjela4516
      @mjela4516 3 года назад +3

      @@LannasMissingLink he was a villain tho. I wouldn't take his word for it

    • @Paerigos
      @Paerigos 3 года назад +20

      There is no free market - there is virtually no alternative to Amazon or Google servers.
      sure you can setup your server in the basement - just that one will die immediately after first DDOS attack of first strike
      Effective competition is nowhere to be found... till there are about 20-30 equivalents of both google and amazon there will no real market. Its just a duopoly.

    • @Aeluron
      @Aeluron 3 года назад +20

      Hence regulation needed instead of letting Amazon and Google do whatever.

  • @therealplnts8533
    @therealplnts8533 3 года назад +207

    "It may get expensive" is the last thing you wanna hear going up against the daddy of all fat wallets, Amazon.

    • @edwardgiovannelli5191
      @edwardgiovannelli5191 3 года назад +6

      I don't know... these trump-nuts seem to shell out big bucks when one of their golden idols are at stake. Supposedly trump himself is raising like 2.5 mil a day with his 'stolen election' nonsense. Who's to say they won't start sending their beer money to Parler too?
      BTW, as a member of the GOP, I get multiple emails daily from the trump campaign asking for money, and they are flat out SHAMELESS.

    • @oxtheunlikelycontemplator2682
      @oxtheunlikelycontemplator2682 3 года назад

      Jeff Bezos. Amazon itself not so much. Despite it being a gargantuan company it's not even the top 10 companies in terms of revenue.

    • @Jehty21
      @Jehty21 3 года назад +25

      @@oxtheunlikelycontemplator2682 Amazon is the third largest company by revenue.

  • @Artista_Frustrado
    @Artista_Frustrado 3 года назад +225

    "you honor! we would like to accuse Amazon of actually making us face the consequences of our own actions! & that makes us sad" -Parlor, probably

    • @edwardgiovannelli5191
      @edwardgiovannelli5191 3 года назад +13

      The party of 'law and order' and 'personal responsibility' L - M - A - O !

    • @robc4191
      @robc4191 3 года назад +3

      @@edwardgiovannelli5191 ha ha - Exactly!

    • @gableweeb719
      @gableweeb719 Год назад +1

      This comment is over a year old but I want to tell you that you have good taste fellow KFP employee.

  • @sobertillnoon
    @sobertillnoon 3 года назад +2055

    Parler: that doesn't violate our ToS
    AWS: Well, it does ours.

    • @Its__Good
      @Its__Good 3 года назад +221

      "What we're seeing right now is woke censorship by the Liberal companies"
      Reality : "You can post whatever views you like as long as your not actually breaking US law".

    • @sobertillnoon
      @sobertillnoon 3 года назад +123

      @@Its__Good The party of law and order, they say. It is almost like they only care about laws toward certain people, not ones they might disagree with. Almost.

    • @alejandrogarcia3227
      @alejandrogarcia3227 3 года назад +9

      Almost all of the planning for the insurrection happened on Twitter though...

    • @sobertillnoon
      @sobertillnoon 3 года назад +89

      @@alejandrogarcia3227 even of that were true (which is a claim that can't be supported), it isn't just the planning that is at issue. If you read AWS's response you will see some samples of what caused the suspension. These had little to nothing to do with the insurrection.

    • @bryanmullins2063
      @bryanmullins2063 3 года назад +42

      @@alejandrogarcia3227 Evidence?

  • @brianrainsfordmarshall2692
    @brianrainsfordmarshall2692 3 года назад +2832

    Legal Eagle implies the existence of an Illegal Eagle.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад +45

      Well, of course.

    • @yarnosh
      @yarnosh 3 года назад +433

      Not really. "Legal" in this case just means "having to do with the law." The opposite would be Alegal Eagle or something like that. As in an Eagle that is not concerned with issues of law. Probably most eagles are alegal. Most, unfortunately, can't even read.

    • @PrincessPeriodFart
      @PrincessPeriodFart 3 года назад +185

      @@yarnosh This is such a lawyer thing to say. Well done.

    • @ryanfuller4401
      @ryanfuller4401 3 года назад +95

      @@yarnosh fool! That's what the eagles want you to think. Soon the eagles will rise up, you will see.

    • @yarnosh
      @yarnosh 3 года назад +143

      @@ryanfuller4401 I mean, they're birds. Rising up is kind of what they do. And I have seen it!

  • @gaberielpendragon
    @gaberielpendragon 3 года назад +529

    Thepiratebay laughs at Parler's silliness. ThePiratebay will always exist.

    • @ScrewyVoices
      @ScrewyVoices 3 года назад +64

      Do what you want, ‘cause a pirate lives free...

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 3 года назад +10

      What if your comment ages like yoghurt?

    • @coryd951
      @coryd951 3 года назад +13

      It just goes down all the time lol

    • @garretthermen9266
      @garretthermen9266 3 года назад +47

      @@SirBlackReeds just scrape off the top of the yogurt and eat it.

    • @AxelSpott
      @AxelSpott 3 года назад +18

      Arrrrr. Avast ye matey. Gonna nab me some bootyhole! Long live the bay

  • @IanZamojc
    @IanZamojc 3 года назад +259

    Ah the Parler defense; "we didn't read the terms of service, your honour".

    • @saveritas731
      @saveritas731 3 года назад +26

      Judge: "Cool, then I probably don't need to read your suit."

    • @PolrisTired
      @PolrisTired 3 года назад +1

      @James Rooks What

  • @lairdcummings9092
    @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад +280

    Pretty sure that Amazon can boot anyone who violates the Terms and Conditions.
    Parler built a virtual trainwreck, and died of a self-inflicted wound.

    • @CooroSnowFox
      @CooroSnowFox 3 года назад +26

      everywhere you sign up to T&C's even the lord orange wig himself had to say he agree's to the terms of twitter

    • @MelodicQuest
      @MelodicQuest 3 года назад +6

      If you get involved with a company, you agree to play by the rules. Simple as that.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад +4

      @@user-co6eo5pz7x Republican here.
      Be careful of generalization.

    • @lairdcummings9092
      @lairdcummings9092 3 года назад +5

      @@justcows7772 except for the ones whom aren't. Which, I will grant you, aren't as numerous as they should be.

  • @shannonlawhorn1674
    @shannonlawhorn1674 3 года назад +118

    Parler sues Amazon - in related news, tiny naked man with plastic spork attacks sleeping grizzly bear.

    • @Zaluskowsky
      @Zaluskowsky 3 года назад +4

      Lol

    • @michaeldaltonsr8954
      @michaeldaltonsr8954 3 года назад +2

      dey relentlessly poke, begging for their just reward! is is easy to see that they have no clue. they believe their trash-talk, and they dont believe in repercussions, jus reparations and cancel culture.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад

      😂🤣😂🤣😂

    • @justicematters5447
      @justicematters5447 3 года назад

      lmfao, I want to see that story.

    • @redwolfcanisrufus
      @redwolfcanisrufus 3 года назад

      This made my day 🤣

  • @crystalsoulslayer
    @crystalsoulslayer Год назад +16

    "Despite multiple parlays with Parler..." I just spat some perfectly good water. Well played, sir.

  • @dx1450
    @dx1450 3 года назад +105

    Basically, Parler is suing Amazon for not allowing them to be as hateful as they want to be.

    • @handson4580
      @handson4580 3 года назад +1

      wrong. There suing them for not doing a damn thing about its growing outcast users. Huge diffrence

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 3 года назад +9

      @@handson4580 Sure, Jan.

    • @mjagadp
      @mjagadp 3 года назад +3

      @@handson4580 of course

    • @johnnydn6788
      @johnnydn6788 3 года назад +1

      Joe biden fan club?

  • @immortalasirpa8117
    @immortalasirpa8117 3 года назад +570

    "Of course I saved the Breach of Contract allegation for the middle of the video *because as we all know, contract law is the sexiest of all laws.* "
    Yup. Court reporter here. I always have to go for smoke after a couple hours of contract law testimony. Way too exciting 😛

    • @jenniferstine8567
      @jenniferstine8567 3 года назад +18

      Remember to social distance though so you don't contract anything from others like Covid19.

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems 3 года назад +15

      The monotone enthusiasm is contagious, I'm gonna take a nap now.

    • @immortalasirpa8117
      @immortalasirpa8117 3 года назад +14

      @@jenniferstine8567 Thanks for the reminder! Courts aren't open in my state just yet, and I'm cool with that. We're getting close. Washington State's on one of those phased algorithms for reopening. Most everything's on line still. I don't find that burdensome. Lots of pluses working from home. No traffic omg

    • @thebeaverpope3538
      @thebeaverpope3538 3 года назад +5

      Thank you for the work u do, you do a great service to record keeping and researchers of the future!

    • @charlesgrybosky1916
      @charlesgrybosky1916 3 года назад +7

      Oooo... Surprised there isn't an OnlyFans site for contract law testimony. That's money being left on the table!

  • @whatbuttondoipush
    @whatbuttondoipush 3 года назад +431

    Rules of Acquisition 17: A contract is a contract is a contract

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems 3 года назад +43

      Rules of Acquisition 18: Rule 17 only applies until which time that it does not apply.

    • @austinluther5825
      @austinluther5825 3 года назад +14

      @@Robert_McGarry_Poems Perfect Ferengi logic.

    • @frigginresulrum
      @frigginresulrum 3 года назад +57

      I would love a Legal Eagle special on the Rules of Acquisition

    • @kellychristus2496
      @kellychristus2496 3 года назад +7

      @@frigginresulrum Ditto

    • @celiashen5490
      @celiashen5490 3 года назад

      @@frigginresulrum How about that episode where Quark's exwife seeks him out for help?

  • @tomskih203
    @tomskih203 3 года назад +339

    Amazon: Don't try it parler, I have the contract bound.
    Parler: You underestimate my stupid.

    • @saveritas731
      @saveritas731 3 года назад +34

      Amazon: *cuts service*
      Parler: *surprised Pikachu face*

    • @troyevitt2437
      @troyevitt2437 3 года назад +9

      "Commence Order 1/6."-Darth Hideous. Let Parlar have their platform...so FBI agents can create accounts...lots and lots of accounts. The days of Feds being on Stormfront, Daily Stormer and the National Socialist Movement's "New Saxon" platforms are done. "Step into my Parler", said the Spider to the Fed..."because I have no concept how ANYTHING I say can and will be used against me in a court of law". Normal Conservatives of course have every right to a platform, but not Nazis.The problem is, Nazis glom onto conservative causes and infiltrate con. organizations.

  • @chazblank2717
    @chazblank2717 3 года назад +67

    If “For the man who can wear sweatpants. But doesn’t want to.” isn’t their official slogan it should be...

    • @JAMDJAMD
      @JAMDJAMD 3 года назад +1

      Live the soft life -- Chuck the Freak

    • @adrianrocha49
      @adrianrocha49 3 года назад +3

      Kind of like Scrubs, "shower shorts, for the man who has nothing to hide, but still wants to."

  • @freekeefox
    @freekeefox 3 года назад +237

    I like when a serious lawyer mentions defamation claims there's this little chuckle in their voice

    • @randomcatmeow1394
      @randomcatmeow1394 3 года назад +17

      I cant wait to see how it goes, defamation suits are notoriously hard to succeed. I think parler slapped it in as a why not we have nothing else to lose tactic but dont actually expect it to go through

    • @cadejust6777
      @cadejust6777 3 года назад +1

      @@randomcatmeow1394 this guy is hardly a serious lawyer he's so by icedsaid he can't even see

    • @alaudedrenxta5823
      @alaudedrenxta5823 3 года назад +2

      @@cadejust6777 Oh yeah?

    • @Sh1roNekoshi
      @Sh1roNekoshi 3 года назад +1

      Defamation cases are almost always like a toddler crying about someone pronouncing their name incorrectly

    • @sugarbaby1974
      @sugarbaby1974 3 года назад +3

      @@cadejust6777 He's so what?? By icedsaid?? Dafuq is that supposed to be?? Were you trying to say "he's so biased"?? Yeah, I'm not taking you seriously either.

  • @zerospaceca3376
    @zerospaceca3376 3 года назад +840

    Related to free speech and the 1st Amendment, any chance you'll talk about the bill working it's way through Kentucky legislation that would make it illegal to insult/taunt cops? Because that seems like a Textbook case of a 1st Amendment violation.

    • @marisu9765
      @marisu9765 3 года назад +45

      Do you have helpful sources for this? I haven't heard of this, that sounds horrible.

    • @4TheRecord
      @4TheRecord 3 года назад +122

      They can make that law but anyone would have a defence using the 1st Amendment so it would be a pointless law that wastes the courts time.

    • @junibug6790
      @junibug6790 3 года назад +121

      Yeah, that bill will crumble the instant it's challenged in court. It is, as you pointed out, exactly the type of legislation that the First Amendment protects citizens from.

    • @craigspaulding9711
      @craigspaulding9711 3 года назад +162

      Even though it would crumble instantly in court, I think it could be used to make a lot of unjustified arrests or used as an excuse to search people.

    • @MonkeyJedi99
      @MonkeyJedi99 3 года назад

      Just saw a video about this one on Lehto's Law

  • @metaforth1271
    @metaforth1271 3 года назад +137

    Parlers argument is basically "I didn't read the contract and that's not fair"

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 3 года назад +1

      Hatred of Free Speech is now a defining characteristic of Leftism.

    • @Joesolo13
      @Joesolo13 3 года назад +18

      @@johnwolf2829 even if that wasn't a Lie(it is) Itd be better than the right

    • @legocamdude1
      @legocamdude1 3 года назад +9

      @@johnwolf2829 Cry on

    • @Waspinmymind
      @Waspinmymind 3 года назад +24

      @@johnwolf2829 free speech doesn’t protect you from private company’s. But I doubt you actually read laws.

    • @Margarinetaylorgrease
      @Margarinetaylorgrease 3 года назад +4

      @@johnwolf2829 So that shop should of made that cake then

  • @keata1315
    @keata1315 3 года назад +131

    Legal eagle: "I'm bring sexy contract"
    My husband: "I didn't consent to that joke"

    • @q-tip9962
      @q-tip9962 3 года назад +4

      Your compliance is not a factor.

  • @Sam_on_YouTube
    @Sam_on_YouTube 3 года назад +466

    YOU USED MY FAVORITE WORD: MONOPSONY. And didn't even define it.
    It is market dominance as a buyer, by the way. As opposed to monopoly, which is market dominance as seller.

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX 3 года назад +28

      🙏 Thanks for clearing that up!... AND for increasing my knowledge. 💌💕

    • @TraumatisedTyrone
      @TraumatisedTyrone 3 года назад +8

      THIS COMMENT IS GOING TO THE TOP

    • @julesrules7297
      @julesrules7297 3 года назад +8

      Ooh, I'm a tiny bit smarter now.

    • @justinjacobson7495
      @justinjacobson7495 3 года назад +20

      Can you give an example? I'm having a hard time thinking of how that would work. Did NASA prior to space privatization have a monopsony on rocket ship parts in the US?

    • @SkuLLetjaH
      @SkuLLetjaH 3 года назад +16

      @@justinjacobson7495 WalMart has a bit of a Monopsony, because it can basically determine at which prices it buys from their suppliers, due to their sheer marketsheer.
      NASA is a good example, except it's so niche it's all custom orders and custom parts with custom specs.

  • @vm141789
    @vm141789 3 года назад +504

    OBJECTION!
    Careless Whisper was not loud enough.

    • @bend3rbot
      @bend3rbot 3 года назад +7

      He didn't want to distract from the inherant in "Contract Law".

    • @artistwithouttalent
      @artistwithouttalent 3 года назад +5

      He also doesn't want to have to deal with copyright claims.

  • @jorgeluz9560
    @jorgeluz9560 3 года назад +27

    I deeply thank Addison Cain for getting me to finally understand what "dismissed WITH PREJUDICE" actually means.

    • @angelfaye101
      @angelfaye101 Год назад +1

      I’ve read her books. Why?

    • @wajmgirl
      @wajmgirl Год назад

      @@angelfaye101 because she’s a hack

    • @pennifold
      @pennifold Год назад +1

      I always hear it Jenny’s voice now :)

    • @senorsnout4417
      @senorsnout4417 Год назад +3

      @@angelfaye101 Her habit of suing people who says things she doesn't like or even look at her wrong, and her encounter with Lindsay Ellis.

  • @georgerogers2120
    @georgerogers2120 3 года назад +67

    Parler was just upset that they used the word "migration."
    I know it's a cheap shot, but who doesn't love a good cheap shot now and again?

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 3 года назад +1

      Eh, I've seen better cheap shots.

  • @thedebatehitman
    @thedebatehitman 3 года назад +158

    I learned a new word today: “monopsony.”
    Thanks, Legal Eagle!

    • @ccricers
      @ccricers 3 года назад +7

      I thought this situation is more of a oligopoly because Google and Microsoft are still major contenders for cloud services.

    • @jeffreypierson2064
      @jeffreypierson2064 3 года назад +7

      @@ccricers There are providers all over the world. Those are just the biggest American cloud services.

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 года назад +5

      Please define?

    • @thedebatehitman
      @thedebatehitman 3 года назад +22

      @@ThePhantomSafetyPin
      A monopsony is “a market situation in which there is only one buyer.”

    • @bobfg3130
      @bobfg3130 3 года назад +5

      I think there's also the word oligopsony which describes this situation better.

  • @TheDreadedHope
    @TheDreadedHope 3 года назад +388

    I love how "survived the dismissed" is a thing. Congrats you get a blue ribbon for making it your first lap. Now 10 more to go.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      OH NOOOOOO!!! Most people agree that my vids are the worst on RUclips. I agree to disagree. Please agree to disagree with the haters, dear blp

    • @joshualee6536
      @joshualee6536 3 года назад +38

      @@AxxLAfriku I agree with the haters, your channel is awful

    • @Qflame3
      @Qflame3 3 года назад +21

      @@AxxLAfriku I agree, looks like horrendous low effort clickbait garbage

    • @TheHeavyshadow
      @TheHeavyshadow 3 года назад +15

      More like "congrats, the referees said you are not technically unable to participate in the race. Now off to the starting blocks you go."

    • @celticconlanger6401
      @celticconlanger6401 3 года назад +11

      @@AxxLAfriku oh no!
      Anyway

  • @drewajv
    @drewajv 3 года назад +22

    Glad to see that “Boom, Lawyered” is still in the rotation

  • @paulwitter7553
    @paulwitter7553 3 года назад +35

    LOL at Parler alleging defamation. As a friend of mine says: "Pot. Kettle. Black."

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 3 года назад

      Why does your friend speak in broken in English?

    • @johnnydn6788
      @johnnydn6788 3 года назад

      Did you voted for AOC, because clearly your logic states it

  • @randomtology
    @randomtology 3 года назад +225

    Parler is like that tenant who runs a meth lab in their apartment and then tries to sue when the landlord rightfully evicts them.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 3 года назад +7

      Exactly.

    • @ilonafleischer924
      @ilonafleischer924 3 года назад +31

      I was going to make pretty much this exact analogy. Part of the problem is that people don't understand how the internet works and somehow think that "the internet" took Parler down, and there's no way for it to get back online, because they don't realize there are other hosting platforms.
      Actually, given that Amazon offered to help them migrate, it's more like the landlord evicts the tenant, promises to keep the tenant's stuff safe until they find new housing, AND pays for a moving truck to move the tenant's belongings to their new place

    • @aprilmason1616
      @aprilmason1616 3 года назад +4

      @@ilonafleischer924 thanks for the analogy👍

    • @johnladuke6475
      @johnladuke6475 3 года назад +20

      @@ilonafleischer924 "Listen man. I will hire some movers to make sure your meth lab arrives safely at any address you give them. Just please, please, leave."

    • @jb888888888
      @jb888888888 3 года назад +2

      OHHHH! See, I was confused when the law talking guy tried to explain it, but now that you've given an example I can relate to, I understand completely.

  • @socraticmethod-man9808
    @socraticmethod-man9808 3 года назад +141

    "Lack moderation policies" is the nice way of saying there was a f@&kton of death threats.

    • @KingoftheJuice18
      @KingoftheJuice18 3 года назад

      "Lax"

    • @ferritparade5808
      @ferritparade5808 3 года назад +7

      And you think twitter doesn’t?
      And you think Facebook doesn’t?
      Every social media site does, just because it’s conservative doesn’t mean it’s any better or worse than any other

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 года назад +26

      @@ferritparade5808 But are Facebook and Twitter actively trying to fix the problems?
      Your whataboutism is crap, because the issue wasn't the fact they had death threats and other unsavory content. It's that they either didn't care or didn't want to try and fix the problem.
      I don't use Facebook or Twitter so I got no horse in this race. However, it seems to me Parler would still be on Amazon's servers if they actually tried fixing the issues.

    • @mistertroll4107
      @mistertroll4107 3 года назад +3

      There are death threats on twitter too. If you have the right politics then you wont get banned.

    • @mistertroll4107
      @mistertroll4107 3 года назад +6

      @@christinebenson518 This isnt true. Twitter still hasnt banned people who called for the deaths of the covington Catholic kid. And people who were organizing riots over the summer. There are still many violent threats made at people and even a hastag recently that called for the death of Trump. The idea they try to moderate this stuff is laughable.

  • @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810
    @fredsmith-kingofthelunatic7810 3 года назад +73

    There needed to be a far longer pause after "I'm bringing sexy.... contract" just so we could all take the time to appreciate just how bad that joke was.

  • @fiftytwo50
    @fiftytwo50 3 года назад +16

    "Court thingies" - Now you're speaking my language.

  • @teridactyl1250
    @teridactyl1250 3 года назад +129

    I’ll never understand why people complain about being punished for breaking the TOS of companies they use. It’s called the ‘terms of service’ for a reason - if they break it, then surely they would understand that they don’t get service from the company.

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 3 года назад +16

      Rules for thee but not for me.

    • @translatedbird1162
      @translatedbird1162 3 года назад +14

      The issue with platforms like Twitter and RUclips is the vagueness in their ToS, allowing them to ban you for basically any reason they desire. An example would be to ban someone for "hatespeech" which doesn't actually tell anyone what they did wrong, which doesn't help at all.
      The person who was banned will merely go onto a different platform and play the victim and make the platform they were banned from look worse than before.

    • @kevak1236
      @kevak1236 3 года назад +10

      It's called the free market and capitalism, you know, the ones the republican party are all for. If their ToS and actions drive people away then they'll amend their ToS and moderate their actions to get back customers.
      I don't see Facebook and Twitter being too concerned about blocking QAnon and any hate speech. As providers they can do whatever they like and the free market will determine if they are successful in the long run.

    • @boxhead6177
      @boxhead6177 3 года назад +8

      ToS is full of terms and conditions that are directly tied to legislation. One of those international laws requires technology companies to remove terrorist/criminal/illegal content as quickly as technically possible. Parler refused to comply with that law (as a social media platform), so Amazon had no choice.

    • @user-nf9xc7ww7m
      @user-nf9xc7ww7m 3 года назад +1

      Unless declared unconscionable by the courts.

  • @Zarkawi17
    @Zarkawi17 3 года назад +138

    Wait, they're claiming defamation because Amazon said they're unable or unwilling to remove content? But, they didn't remove the content, they admitted to 27,000+ backlogged items. It seems to me Amazon was being charitable by including the "unable" part, what other options even are there for why the posts would never have been moderated? The only theoretical other option for why the posts were left up I can think of would be "we were forced to", which definitely doesn't seem to be what they're claiming at all.

    • @Felice_Enellen
      @Felice_Enellen 3 года назад +14

      Personally, I'm curious what a typical backlog on Twitter is like. I've submitted reports about people saying horrible things on twitter (e.g. calling for someone to be killed) and not received a response for over a month, while the person and the tweet both remained on Twitter. I suspect 27,000 is a rather small number when it comes to moderation backlogs.

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 3 года назад +16

      @@Felice_Enellen Twitter probably can show a "good faith effort" to enforce their TOS and any backlog is a result of their *insane* number of posts; at least on paper.
      Also Twitter does things like Twitter Probation (12-36 hours where only your followers can see your posts) and Twitter Jail (1-7 day unappealable suspensions)
      Twitter has a bunch of keywords that trigger an auto-response and so if their algorithms catch a billion posts a month and their moderation team handles another 100 million posts a month, a 30 day backlog of 1 million reports wouldn't seem that bad lol

    • @Felice_Enellen
      @Felice_Enellen 3 года назад +4

      @@mitchellhorton9382 Yeah I'm sure the scales would be significantly different, but it may be that 20-30K is entirely to be expected, given Parler's userbase and the number of things that need to be moderated. It may or may not be an indication of a failing system. I have no context to know. Giving the number without context seems a bit disingenuous to me if, for instance, the backlog on any given day on Twitter could be in the millions while Twitter is presumably considered to be doing an adequate job. Either number will seem large without context. It seems kind of sketchy not to explain what the number _ought_ to be, perhaps when compared to an operation where it's appropriate. What number is considered successful? 10,000 1000? 100? Would those numbers seem large if they had been the ones we saw first? It's all about context.

    • @mitchellhorton9382
      @mitchellhorton9382 3 года назад +1

      @@Felice_Enellen I don't think Parler had that many users at the time (that email was in nov 2020 and so the data would be from Sept-Oct 2020 at the latest)
      The relevant numbers are ratio and clear times which we don't have the data for (but Amazon would have had it, it just wasn't in those emails)

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 3 года назад +3

      @@Felice_Enellen One of the lines he highlighted in the contract said objectionable posts had to be removed *immediately.* That might be impossible to actually do (hence the backlog) but if they agreed to it, they’re still on the hook and likely in for a lengthy argument about how the contract defines “immediately” in this particular context (e.g. within 24 hours).

  • @femke3868
    @femke3868 2 года назад +5

    “if you’re watching this channel you’re an adult and you deserve nice boxer briefs”
    Me, a 15 year old girl: riiiiightt….

  • @funnybong_42
    @funnybong_42 3 года назад +86

    I actually hadn't heard of Parler before this whole thing.

  • @SRFriso94
    @SRFriso94 3 года назад +371

    "It may get expensive..."
    _Laughs in Jeff Bezos' bank account._

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 года назад +16

      The audio was playing as I drive, but I heard a smirk in his voice as he said that.

    • @InvisiblerApple
      @InvisiblerApple 3 года назад

      @@Vohlfied I was going to meme, but "video you can hear" doesn't quite work XD

    • @saveritas731
      @saveritas731 3 года назад

      *accounts, plural :)

    • @whatis4295
      @whatis4295 3 года назад

      @@Vohlfied 25:06

    • @raphaelsolo
      @raphaelsolo 3 года назад

      @@InvisiblerApple facial expressions you can hear

  • @aetherofthenorth9700
    @aetherofthenorth9700 3 года назад +103

    WHEN are we gonna think like an eagle!?

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 3 года назад +6

      I need breakfast. Time to go scrape up roadkill somewhere.

    • @Robert_McGarry_Poems
      @Robert_McGarry_Poems 3 года назад +3

      They like fresh fish better than road kill.

    • @oriolgonzalez9328
      @oriolgonzalez9328 3 года назад +8

      Screw that. When are we gonna FLY like an eagle?

    • @nobodyknows3180
      @nobodyknows3180 3 года назад +1

      @@Robert_McGarry_Poems yeah, when they can get it. Bird's still gotta eat!

    • @TonboIV
      @TonboIV 3 года назад

      @@nobodyknows3180 This guy scavenges.

  • @cshairydude
    @cshairydude 3 года назад +64

    "... unless it's against public policy"
    This seems like something you should talk about more. What is public policy and what does it mean for a contract to be against it?

    • @sillypiratehooker
      @sillypiratehooker 3 года назад +15

      Seconding the motion. This is a great, fruitful area of discussion. Public policy, especially respect to Con law, is a fascinating topic with an extensive history.

    • @thisisit3333
      @thisisit3333 3 года назад

      Wonderful idea! Hope Legal Eagle sees.

  • @WarOnCorruption
    @WarOnCorruption 3 года назад +29

    The issue with the Parler situation is the fact I can literally name off multiple groups on Facebook that are similar to those that got Parler removed.

    • @noesunyoutuber7680
      @noesunyoutuber7680 3 года назад +23

      Facebook doesn't use AWS, so that's on them to moderate. Parler was using Amazon's servers under an agreement that they were expected to uphold, which they didn't. Amazon wanted them to remove certain content and they didn't, it's an entirely business question. Whether it's fair is immaterial because it's a contract Parler agreed to, so they accepted Amazon's terms but wouldn't uphold their agreement. Now, the argument of Parler fans that Parler is the only place for wild right-wing rhetoric (AKA Free Speech) is, on the other hand, rather undercut by that information...

    • @larnolarno6800
      @larnolarno6800 Год назад

      AWS doesn't respect free speech, Parler should have known that. That was their big mistake

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 Год назад +3

      Whataboutism aside, so? You answered the core of the case, AWS has no obligation to host them and there are other services available for them to use that will let them have their stupid little hate party in.

  • @Fallen7Pie
    @Fallen7Pie 3 года назад +39

    I was in a game with a teenager streaming to twitch and parlor who said this among other things: "I'm supposed to report them if they're planning something violent or riot or some shit but you know slide me a few dollars through the donate and look the other way." About how illegal does that sound?

    • @frostyskeletons8950
      @frostyskeletons8950 3 года назад +10

      Yikes, if they’re caught saying that by Twitch they could very likely lose their account (rightfully IMO) for violating Twitch’s ToS. Edgelords really like losing money huh

    • @nobodysmith8580
      @nobodysmith8580 3 года назад +2

      I think the threats would have to be VERY specific and demonstrate a willingness to follow through with said threats. Free speech would provide a wide latitude, but twitch could shut down the streamer regardless.

    • @user-nf9xc7ww7m
      @user-nf9xc7ww7m 3 года назад

      It's fine as long as you're the president. Imagine if all Americans had a bicameral jury system where half of at least one of the two juries to pass had your supporters. Voir dire? Yeah, nah. Crazy americans.
      🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿🇳🇿😉

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 года назад +2

      If they were caught actually taking bribes to not follow the rules, they'd definitely be banned. Twitch tries to be strict.

    • @dantemcedgelord9331
      @dantemcedgelord9331 3 года назад

      @@frostyskeletons8950 i am the only real edgelord and never had any money to begin with

  • @cmhsky
    @cmhsky 3 года назад +165

    Parler: "can't touch this nuh nuh nuh nuh". Amazon :"don't need to. Your on our servers" *turns them off*

    • @Lhikan634
      @Lhikan634 3 года назад +1

      Now you really *can't* tough this

    • @nathanmcdowell4731
      @nathanmcdowell4731 3 года назад

      You're*

    • @johnwolf2829
      @johnwolf2829 3 года назад

      People who can't win an argument censor their enemy. Book burnings will be next, starting with Dr. Seuss.

    • @Lhikan634
      @Lhikan634 3 года назад +4

      ​@@johnwolf2829 That was his own estate concerning a small handful of books that they've simply stopped printing. Fabricated evidence is inadmissible

    • @Doso777
      @Doso777 3 года назад +3

      @@johnwolf2829 Who was censored? President Trump had a full blown press room down the hall from his office where he could speak to the world pretty much whenever he wanted. The "people" that could have simply used any of the thousand of other services available for communications.

  • @adamsfusion
    @adamsfusion 3 года назад +7

    Famous lawyer tells me why Parler is whack then sells me underwear.

  • @DelphineDofain
    @DelphineDofain 3 года назад +16

    "It's time to think like a corporate lawyer, the rest of this video will be available after you input your credit card number"

  • @Alverant
    @Alverant 3 года назад +114

    "leaves out key facts" which seems to be a common factor of conservative arguments.

    • @deusexaethera
      @deusexaethera 3 года назад +18

      Technically it's a common factor in _any_ politically-partisan argument. Anyone making a factual argument in support of an ideology will cherry-pick facts. That's what makes ideology so fundamentally poisonous to the intellect.

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 3 года назад +4

      Well, it's basically how our legal system works across the board: one party presents the facts they like, the other party presents the facts _they_ like, and we hope that between the two of them they present every fact that matters. If there's a key fact that isn't in their favor, they're entirely within their rights to leave it to the _other_ party to bring that fact to the court's attention.
      (This is completely different from academic arguments, where every person involved is expected to be an impartial judge who does their own research.)

    • @georgedent7601
      @georgedent7601 3 года назад +1

      @@Tzizenorec I dont like the way facts is used in that context. Facrs are provable, and exist outside of anyone's opinion. People can lie and pretend rhe facts are on their side, but you cant have different facts.

    • @Tzizenorec
      @Tzizenorec 3 года назад +6

      @@georgedent7601 Sure you can have different facts. There are plenty of facts in the world, more than enough to pick and choose. (You can't have contradicting facts, of course, but it's amazing how close facts can come to contradicting each other without actually doing it.)
      Facts are not on anyone's side. They can be _used_ to support one side or the other, but the facts themselves do not particularly care, and will often turn out to be rather confusing if you are honest about trying to let them speak for themselves.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 года назад +8

      @@deusexaethera Too bad when it comes to conservatives, the key facts are always the elephant in the room.

  • @abbycolby4543
    @abbycolby4543 3 года назад +23

    "If you're watching this channel, you're an adult"
    *Thinks* "but hey! I'm not an adult!"
    *remembers that I am, in fact, an adult, and have been for a while now*

  • @jochenstacker7448
    @jochenstacker7448 3 года назад +58

    "Feels like absolutely nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all, nothing at all...
    Stupid, sexy LegalEagle!

    • @q-tip9962
      @q-tip9962 3 года назад +1

      Hahaha, that was good reference sir

  • @KertaDrake
    @KertaDrake 3 года назад +4

    Any company not giving themselves an emergency "We can cancel this just because we want to at any time" clause in every contract needs better contract negotiators.

  • @lucase.2546
    @lucase.2546 3 года назад +196

    Parler couldn’t Par-lay their success, it seems...

    • @TheNeverposts
      @TheNeverposts 3 года назад +8

      ^O^ I see what you did there...

    • @JSUTrumpet
      @JSUTrumpet 3 года назад +3

      So you stole a joke that was already in this video? Good job.

    • @iamhere6893
      @iamhere6893 3 года назад

      You're Kirgizstani?

    • @nathanbruce1992
      @nathanbruce1992 3 года назад

      Boooooo!

    • @RequiemPoete
      @RequiemPoete 3 года назад

      Damned to the depths the Ruddy bastard who thought the term parley!!!!

  • @AceOfSevens
    @AceOfSevens 3 года назад +61

    Isn't Parler back up on a different platform now? That really undermines the irreparable harm argument.

    • @beeble2003
      @beeble2003 3 года назад +9

      They were harmed by the time they were offline.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 года назад +22

      But that was a small amount of time domestic terrorists couldn't plot to attack the government, so, I think it's OK.

    • @zargondm
      @zargondm 3 года назад +5

      So my broken leg healed, I can not sue for damages.

    • @factsandlogic.8762
      @factsandlogic.8762 3 года назад +31

      @@zargondm that’s the point op is making- your leg healed. you can sue for damages, sure, but your leg didn’t have to get amputated. if you showed up to the court claiming “irreparable damages” with two working legs, that undermines your claim.

    • @AceOfSevens
      @AceOfSevens 3 года назад +18

      @@zargondm There's a difference between damages & irreparable harm. Irreparable harm is damages that can't be dealt with in a judgment. The fact they were able to get back up in a few days shows the harm wasn't irreparable, so the remedy here if they had a case would be a judgment or settlement, not an injunction.

  • @Emanon...
    @Emanon... 3 года назад +21

    "Time to think like a corporate lawyer"
    I really do not want to do that

  • @Nobody.Important000
    @Nobody.Important000 3 года назад +81

    That "Sexy Contract" pun was the worst thing i've ever heard and i love it

    • @AT-rr2xw
      @AT-rr2xw 3 года назад +10

      I vocally exclaimed "JESUS" to no one.

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 3 года назад +5

      Wham! I mean it literally and figurative

    • @AT-rr2xw
      @AT-rr2xw 3 года назад +4

      @Cyber Ghost It is a reference to the song SexyBack by Justin Timberlake, where he claims that he is bringing "sexy" back. It made little sense in the original song, but Legal Eagle deliberately made it even more ridiculous. It is barely a pun.

    • @cmorris9494
      @cmorris9494 3 года назад +3

      The melody to the sexy contract was a wham! Somg.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 года назад +1

      @@AT-rr2xw Do you remember when Al Gore said "Justin Timberlake is bringing sexy back. Well here I am."? It's honestly as good as his macarana.

  • @vict4451
    @vict4451 3 года назад +38

    Check out Texas. Instead of trying to help those that suffered during the freeze, the governor thought his time was better spent dealing with social media "silencing" conservative viewpoints.

    • @mytruecrimelibrary
      @mytruecrimelibrary 3 года назад +4

      @@mangonel *dignity

    • @Pantsinabucket
      @Pantsinabucket 3 года назад +2

      @@mangonel “remember when”? Well you’ve got exactly 0 years between the GOP being the party of Trump, the Tea Party, Bush, Gingrich, and back to good old Strom Thurmond. Do Lee Atwater’s ideas that won the elections for Nixon and Bush Sr really reflect dignified Republican values?

    • @mytruecrimelibrary
      @mytruecrimelibrary 3 года назад

      @@mangonel no problem, have a good weekend 🙂

    • @Bebrop
      @Bebrop 3 года назад +8

      As someone living in Texas. Abbot is awful. He keeps putting in legislation and taking actions that benefit him and his party regardless of facts or if it's a reasonable course of action. For God's sake, he's about to stop the mask mandate here! I can't wait to boot him from office.

    • @mytruecrimelibrary
      @mytruecrimelibrary 3 года назад +7

      Yeah, they complain about being silenced on national TV, in front of millions of viewers lol

  • @Dave_thenerd
    @Dave_thenerd 3 года назад +23

    I'm a Canadian Web Developer and Programmer, and honestly putting all the politics and right-wing terrorism aside for the moment; I'm honestly shocked a programmer would choose AWS for such as site.
    Amazon's Web Hosting division is a huge company, much bigger than their retail business with 10s of thousands of websites hosted world wide, so their terms of service are very specific and among the strictest on the internet.
    Since, if they had to adjudicate or investigate every little questionable piece of content on that many websites, they would need an army of moderators in the 100,000 range and given the kind of content those moderators come across on a regular basis, they typically demand to be well paid (gotta pay the therapists for their eye bleach); being less strict would be unbelievably expensive and could make their service offerings unprofitable.
    If it were me doing the coding (not gonna happen I'm NOT a Nazi!) I would have advised them to host the Website & the rest of the platform on their own servers. First-time setup can be very expensive, and for a platform that large you would generally need to hire at least one fulltime Web Master to manage the servers, but in general it's cheaper in the long run and you have direct control over your own content moderation (although, that's not always a good thing as it can make it easier for malicious users to abuse your platform's services, See the capital riot for a textbook example)
    Evidently these people have never heard of 4chan and they think AWS is the only game in town.

    • @juliewoodcock4655
      @juliewoodcock4655 Год назад +1

      I was wondering that. My company has its own servers, and we aren’t even that big.

    • @chrisl4999
      @chrisl4999 Год назад +2

      @@juliewoodcock4655 The answer is simply that it is relatively cheap, fast setup, and you essentially pay as you go. There's a fair amount of staff and build out that does not need to happen if you decide to host with AWS or any of the other cloud providers.

    • @stinew358
      @stinew358 Год назад

      You use AWS because you can scale up and down at will.

  • @boxhead6177
    @boxhead6177 3 года назад +3

    Section 230 is full of amendments that are part of international agreements/pacts.
    One of those amendments requires domestic/international terrorism content be removed as quickly as technically possible. Its a pact a lot of nations and tech companies agreed to unilaterally after the NZ massacre. This law is reflected in S230 and most Code of Conducts and Terms of Services.
    Amazon was complying with an international agreement that Parler refused to acknowledge, by their own admission of the backlog. If Parler was refusing to take down terrorist content, Amazon took down the terrorist content the only way it technically (and quickly) could.

  • @dafiltafish
    @dafiltafish 3 года назад +99

    That defamation argument seems really weak considering AWS has repeatedly told them to quit dragging their heels and hire people to moderate the website if the tribunal idea was not working. It'll be interesting to see if anything sticks in this lawsuit, if only because I think nothing will.

    • @cericat
      @cericat 3 года назад +16

      And that really is the biggest burden Parler faces, their lack of willingness to abide by the ToS they signed.

    • @cericat
      @cericat 3 года назад +2

      @Philip L Tite yeah defamation is an uphill battle for the claimant, they have to prove harm was done and that the statement was something the defendant knew was not factual, and the defendant does have a good faith defence in that they didn't knowingly say something inaccurate. Slightly abridged but that's generally how it works in English speaking nations. Devin's covered it a few times recently with more particulars relevant to US law.
      Parler as I see it doesn't have a leg to stand on for breach of contract or defamation.

  • @fredskull1618
    @fredskull1618 3 года назад +213

    Jack Sparrow: Parleley, parlelellyleloooo, par le nee, partner, par... snip, parsley...
    Ragetti: PARLER?
    Jack Sparrow: That's the one. Parler. Parler.
    Pintel: Parler? Damn to the depths whatever man what thought of "Parler".
    Jack Sparrow: That would be the Proud Boys.

    • @Xzanah
      @Xzanah 3 года назад +15

      I tip my hat to you, good sir, for an amazing parodied adaptation of this information.

    • @fredskull1618
      @fredskull1618 3 года назад +4

      @@Xzanah thank you sir

    • @imnotagoodperson4446
      @imnotagoodperson4446 3 года назад +4

      Yes! Thank you Fred Skull! You’ve made my weekend!

    • @iansteelmatheson
      @iansteelmatheson 3 года назад +6

      I gotta say. only a perpetually-drunk pirate would consider calling an app "parler", a word which people who only speak english are guaranteed to pronounce wrong.

    • @denisefragale7007
      @denisefragale7007 3 года назад

      @@iansteelmatheson
      Did not Amazon give them notice when they first notified Parlor about the content that Amazon found questionable?

  • @jfh667
    @jfh667 3 года назад +10

    Lets make laws so that it will be impossible for anyone to ever be convicted of it. Thats for the rich. For YOU, the laws are so vague that you can be charged for anything.

  • @allanlank
    @allanlank 3 года назад +6

    When agreeing to an EUA, I say to myself, "Yes, I'm selling my soul but it's cheap anyway".
    Parler on the other hand had already sold its soul (although it's really soulless) to the devil.
    Your ad for Mack Weldon was excellently transitioned to, as are all your sponsor's ads. It reminds me of the old cliché "Only a lawyer would consider a 500 page document a brief".

  • @AcceptMyGenius
    @AcceptMyGenius 3 года назад +17

    LegalEagle that fifty shades clip was so well placed. I can’t 😂

  • @QDWhite
    @QDWhite 3 года назад +165

    "It’s like I’m wearing nothing at all!"
    Stupid sexy Flanders

  • @nlg2076
    @nlg2076 3 года назад +5

    The quality of your videos are getting so much better over time. The camera you are now using, good lighting setup, excellent framing and slick background make this very visually appealing to watch. Additionally, your b-roll and stock footage fits in real nicely....also, the content is great.

  • @Shippo7777
    @Shippo7777 3 года назад +5

    "WITH PREJUDICE" - said in the tone of Jenny Nicholson as Addison Cain

  • @johnsoto4807
    @johnsoto4807 3 года назад +48

    I remember downloading parler out of curiosity. I wanted to gouge my eyes out.

    • @StickmanChmook
      @StickmanChmook 3 года назад +10

      Same. I never knew my faith in humanity could possibly drop any lower.

    • @aprilmason1616
      @aprilmason1616 3 года назад +4

      Tell me more?😶😂

    • @rylian21
      @rylian21 3 года назад +2

      @@aprilmason1616 It's basically a Twitter clone that allows the N-word.

    • @juliabrooks8396
      @juliabrooks8396 3 года назад +4

      ​@@aprilmason1616 Imagine a huge circle-jerk of boomers that believe the democrats are causing the fall of western civilization

    • @johnsoto4807
      @johnsoto4807 3 года назад +2

      @@juliabrooks8396 my words exactly

  • @CooroSnowFox
    @CooroSnowFox 3 года назад +28

    If Amazon got ANY heat from the actions of Parler, they wouldn't be very pleased about that.

    • @BigHenFor
      @BigHenFor 3 года назад +6

      They won't have any heat from parler at all. Parler breached their terms of conditions by failing to moderate the content on their platform effectively. A backlog of 26000 cases explained by a shrug of their shoulders should put their case in the trash can.

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 3 года назад +7

      Exactly. I got an ad on RUclips yesterday about signing a petition in protest of Amazon “silencing and censorship” conservative voices on Parler, and the whole time I was thinking, _Amazon isn’t suddenly anti-conservative, you dopes, they just don’t want to risk being accused of supporting domestic terrorism, or being targeted for lawsuits because they’ve got deep pockets._

    • @anondecepticon
      @anondecepticon 3 года назад +8

      @James Rooks I don’t see where religion enters into it, but if the alternative is appearing to support something _illegal,_ then yes.

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 года назад +1

      @James Rooks Well, I'm sure Amazon offends conservative Muslims, do you have a problem with that as well?

    • @Mina_Angel
      @Mina_Angel 3 года назад +1

      @James Rooks Your argument is about as hollow as Trump's 2020 election win.

  • @ThePinkBinks
    @ThePinkBinks 3 года назад +42

    Parler: for those who want to hide their shit in a cesspool.

    • @HiddenOcelot
      @HiddenOcelot 3 года назад +7

      can say the same about twitter? there used to be huge threads of people calling for killing people on twitter, that would stay up for months on end before eventually getting taken down, on that front twitter was doing worse then parler at curbing the hate on their platform. but you know, the incident happened and twitter said "oh shit we have all this hate, better clean that up really fast lol"

    • @SirBlackReeds
      @SirBlackReeds 3 года назад +1

      Implying Twitter isn't already a cesspool.

    • @ph8632
      @ph8632 3 года назад +1

      @@HiddenOcelot You cant use logic with a moron. They just dont get it. Pinkbink swallowed a pill. Until that fool coughs it up, they wont hear anything other than what they are programmed to hear.

    • @HiddenOcelot
      @HiddenOcelot 3 года назад +1

      @@ph8632 I mean you're right, but even still if it falls on undeaf ears, then I don't care if it changes thier mind, just that it might change a single mind

  • @hadrianrex117
    @hadrianrex117 3 года назад +38

    I guarantee every Canadian pronounces this "par-lay."

    • @Angie-Pants
      @Angie-Pants 3 года назад +7

      That's how it was originally pronounced, but its user base couldn't figure out the silent R.

    • @aydenmikita
      @aydenmikita 3 года назад

      Je ne parle pas francais, I think that reads correctly and hopefully will explain why, as a canadian, I'll just go with the defacto americanese pronunciation.

  • @Rakzu170
    @Rakzu170 3 года назад +111

    Not much different than the anti-masker being removed from private business for violating their rules.

    • @ilovefunnyamv2nd
      @ilovefunnyamv2nd 3 года назад +16

      actually theres a huge difference, Parlor agreed to it beforehand in writing, antimaskers just tresspassed on notice

    • @richardsilva5110
      @richardsilva5110 3 года назад +19

      @@ilovefunnyamv2nd The analogy still holds somewhat, when entering a private business you are complying to their policies and the laws, decrees and other norms said business is under, in essence an implied contract

  • @chriscarnes9081
    @chriscarnes9081 3 года назад +49

    Hi, could you please add some closed captions. Thank you.

    • @BigMamaDaveX
      @BigMamaDaveX 3 года назад +8

      🙏 Yes, please do! On behalf of the hearing impaired viewers and SUBSCRIBERS (like me!) please add subtitles. Then I'll HEAR you in court! 😉

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 3 года назад +4

      I'd absolutely be for that. Would also help for those curious about the concepts addressed that might be more difficult to discern a keyword for at a glance.

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 3 года назад

      The “CC” button turns on subtitles. Just did this on iOS.

    • @tracyblanchard7663
      @tracyblanchard7663 3 года назад +10

      @@alexdasliebe5391 Those are auto-generated, which notoriously does speech-to-text worse than a phone from 2014 does. Granted, Devin does articulate really well for it.

    • @keesalemon
      @keesalemon 3 года назад +8

      Commenting and upvoting here so Devin sees this! Also good for people whose first language isn't English

  • @Corpsegrinderr
    @Corpsegrinderr 3 года назад +5

    it's just an antimasker screaming "this is a free country" in a walmart, except the walmart is AWS and the antimasker is parler

  • @jacobrodriguez3712
    @jacobrodriguez3712 3 года назад +16

    One of these days I would like to see Devin try his best to act as a devil’s advocate for stupid cases like this.

    • @johnvogel3722
      @johnvogel3722 3 года назад +5

      No thank you. They already cannot form valid arguments because of how deranged they are, I don't want them having the ammunition of a good argument.

    • @Jehty21
      @Jehty21 3 года назад +2

      Just look at the arguments provided by Parlers lawyers.
      Devin would probably say the same things.
      Unless Parlers lawyers are idiots. But I don't think so. They did the best they could do :)

  • @downstream0114
    @downstream0114 3 года назад +23

    Seems like they just clicked through the EULA.

  • @ColinGeiger0
    @ColinGeiger0 3 года назад +71

    I am really enjoying the shorts in-between the actual episodes

    • @ceoatcrystalsoft4942
      @ceoatcrystalsoft4942 3 года назад +2

      He's doing less full episodes because of that

    • @braydenjohnson2090
      @braydenjohnson2090 3 года назад

      you shouldn’t. he’s becoming politics instead of law and then masking it behind a flimsy veil of law

    • @idontneedaname318
      @idontneedaname318 3 года назад +12

      @@braydenjohnson2090 he only posts updates on politics when it had something to do with the law and considering most of politics is abt who should b allowed to write execute and judge the laws it's only natural he also ends up talking abt politics.

    • @vengefulspirit99
      @vengefulspirit99 3 года назад +3

      @@braydenjohnson2090 it's like you didn't even watch the video.

    • @trickyagent127
      @trickyagent127 3 года назад +9

      @@braydenjohnson2090 The whole reason why he is focusing on politics is 1. He has a personal interest in these topics, his channel, his rules 2. They are relevant to what's happening rn. If the whole point of the channel is educating about the law, then talking about relevant topics takes these events out of the realm of opinion, and into the realm of the law.

  • @DawnBurn
    @DawnBurn 3 года назад +2

    Man... that you got through that initial opening about how Parler removal was a not a problem with a straight face I'll never know.

  • @garycross90
    @garycross90 3 года назад +2

    You may be the only person who can make law entertaining, funny, and interesting--all at the same time! Thanks for the great work.

  • @tohon
    @tohon 3 года назад +62

    “Feels like wearing nothing at all”
    Stupid sexy eagle

    • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
      @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 года назад +5

      That'd be why there's so many people in the comments of all his vids thirsting over "Law Daddy".

    • @Ajehy
      @Ajehy 3 года назад +1

      I read that as “Stupid Sexy Seagull” 😆

    • @tohon
      @tohon 3 года назад +1

      @@Ajehy that’s when dj goes on his vacation shoots and shows off the shorts and T-shirt look

    • @DBEO23
      @DBEO23 3 года назад

      @@ThePhantomSafetyPin Okay. Don’t judge us for having rly good taste in certain Legal Content Creators😂

  • @crimsoninsight97
    @crimsoninsight97 3 года назад +10

    Speaking of Amazon, workers attempting to join unions are asking people to boycott Amazon and Amazon Prime Video from 3/7 - 3/14 in a show of support for workers and their right to unionize!

  • @mrvex6695
    @mrvex6695 3 года назад +2

    Competitiion is a word the big tech hates and it will always look for reasons to damage or restrict them. Even if they boot them for reasons that both Twitter and Facebook are all guilty off.

  • @bryanabbott6169
    @bryanabbott6169 3 года назад +2

    I can just see a litigious person disappointed that the Legal Briefs briefs are missing the LegalEagle logo, citing emotional damage.

  • @tonnman7924
    @tonnman7924 3 года назад +19

    Me: Finds this channel because of dumb laws in TV shows.
    Me now: Is always ready to learn about literally anything DJ talks about.

  • @jonasdatlas4668
    @jonasdatlas4668 3 года назад +31

    How is there even still anything to this case given they’re sort of back now and Amazon has the typical we can do just about anything ToS?

    • @MrBlack1968
      @MrBlack1968 3 года назад +1

      The argument is that "We can do just about anything ToS" are unlawful. As they should be, Amazon have a dominant market position and that should to be taken into account. They can't use that position to kill competition.

    • @jonasdatlas4668
      @jonasdatlas4668 3 года назад +29

      @@MrBlack1968 Parler freely agreed to that ToS though, and Amazon holds a big but hardly monopolistic market position. The internet is by its very nature immensely distributed and the fact that even sites like The Daily Stormer and indeed now Parler still find someone to host them cuts strongly against the argument that Amazon has a position in the market that would merit regulating them more strongly.

    • @RabblesTheBinx
      @RabblesTheBinx 3 года назад +18

      @@MrBlack1968 except they didn't use their platform to "kill competition", they used it to police violent, extremist rhetoric, which is entirely within their rights.

    • @ooffordays566
      @ooffordays566 3 года назад +14

      @@MrBlack1968 You’re making it sound like Amazon was in competition with Parler. They were the ones actively profiting from it, by all accounts they owned Parler, so if “the free market” weighs in on this, they’re allowed to do with Parler what they see as necessary.

    • @vengefulspirit99
      @vengefulspirit99 3 года назад +11

      @@MrBlack1968 if you don't like it, go make your own company. Amazon web services access isn't a constitutional right.

  • @griff9288
    @griff9288 3 года назад +3

    Objection - Contract pun was an extreme stretch and very unpunny

  • @ZT1ST
    @ZT1ST 3 года назад +1

    @12:49; And Parler didn't have the foresight to read the entire contract before agreeing to the Terms Of Services agreement.
    Given that they're also a business, they're not likely to get away with "But it was a large contract - nobody expects to read the whole thing!"

  • @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953
    @faffywhosmilesatdeath5953 3 года назад +13

    We all know you were on the edge of your seat, tingling with excitement when you watched 50 Shades.
    You loved that sexy contract negotiation didn't you Mr. Eagle?

  • @wbuchanan1952
    @wbuchanan1952 3 года назад +16

    "I'm bringing sexy... contract"
    You should be disbarred for that. :)

  • @maximusmj
    @maximusmj 3 года назад +4

    Just a question: the agreement with Amazon seems quite onesided. Is there anything to prevent a monopolistic company to write such one sided agreements?

    • @julian-xy7gh
      @julian-xy7gh 3 года назад +3

      From the video, it seems that type of contract is both common and legal. Both parties need to agree to a contract and a company is free to dismiss any tailor-made contract for any ground they want, as are you to ignore any and every contract offering they might have. You could send them another contract but they're free to just put it in the bin. The only problem they'd have is when they start exploiting their monopoly, in which case I doubt it will open up more contract negotiations. Rather, it would force the monopolist to change its offering, i.e. that one-sided contract, or force some way to get competition back into the market.
      That's what I gathered. I'd still be interesting to see what Devin has to say about it

    • @squidpope2281
      @squidpope2281 3 года назад

      As someone who knows nothing about contracts, but a thing or two about web services, Amazon isn't a monopoly in this context. There are a lot of other places you can go for web hosting, you could even run your own servers if you wanted to without much trouble. So while the contract does look somewhat one-sided, it's far from the only option so it's probably "fine".

    • @Mostlyharmless1985
      @Mostlyharmless1985 Год назад +1

      AWS is not a monopoly. It’s just so huge that all the other web-hosts and cloud services can live in its shadow in their own ecosystem. Almost every cloud provider has the same boilerplate TOS and EULA, this is because the ability to abuse and assault other hosts on the internet is nearly unlimited. You are giving what amounts to a stranger full access to your hardware and computer resources. That stuff is expensive. You don’t want that stuff damaged.

  • @connoroneil3397
    @connoroneil3397 3 года назад +8

    Would love to see an episode on Netflix 's "I care alot" guardianship scam.

  • @bomber92ful
    @bomber92ful 3 года назад +9

    I'm sorry sir, but I'm afraid that you'll be hearing from my injury attorney because that joke physically hurt me

  • @EdibleClown
    @EdibleClown 3 года назад +123

    Feels like I'm wearin' nothing at all, nothing all, nothing at all!
    Gah! Stupid sexy Devin

    • @matthiasjoseph4863
      @matthiasjoseph4863 3 года назад +3

      He said he liked to wear their products when he wasn't in Court or on a Zoom call, but that includes boxers you know ?
      So perhaps in front of you right now is not a Legal but a Commando Eagle...

    • @EdibleClown
      @EdibleClown 3 года назад +1

      @@matthiasjoseph4863 better that than as a cat or in the middle of surgery

  • @dfailsthemost
    @dfailsthemost 3 года назад +1

    Thank you for reiterating that the 1st amendment has nothing to do with companies providing platforms for communication for profit.

  • @jackdoyle7453
    @jackdoyle7453 3 года назад +2

    Isn't there an argument that AWS is so large now, that its infrastructure rather than a company, as such it it shouldn't be able to be block anyone from accessing its services.

    • @vladimir8891
      @vladimir8891 3 года назад

      AWS would have to be nationalized for that to be the case.

  • @FatAlbert1020
    @FatAlbert1020 3 года назад +5

    Came for the litigation, stayed for the Legal Briefs

  • @irrationalmoon
    @irrationalmoon 3 года назад +43

    Me and my daughter watching this video: "Mommy I'm not an adult." "No honey, you don't wear boxers either."

    • @jenniferstine8567
      @jenniferstine8567 3 года назад +8

      Girls can wear boxers. There was a Drabble comic where the mother bought the whole family boxers with something matching each person's personality. The daughter had something along the lines of princess or unicorns, something effeminate. The son had something nerdy. The father had potato chips (crisps).

    • @oscarbridges1367
      @oscarbridges1367 3 года назад +1

      @@jenniferstine8567 lol true but he was advertising adult boxers not like little kid ones

    • @spoonyluv19
      @spoonyluv19 3 года назад +12

      Every time my daughter sees a new product for men she's like "you should buy that so you can get a girlfriend"
      Me in the back of my mind: "did my 7 year old just low key roast me?"

    • @christinebenson518
      @christinebenson518 3 года назад

      @@spoonyluv19 I hope someday Legal Eagle says "Let's think like a 7 year old!"
      Maybe for April fool's day.

  • @ye849
    @ye849 3 года назад +1

    Fun fact, in some other countries, exists a term for these sort of contracts - unified contracts. Like the one an end user will sign with AT&T for instance.
    In legal terms, It means the court acknowledges the fact a single person can't fight each company's contract and it gives the customer the advantage when deciphering certain parts of the contracts.
    For instance in Israel there's a precedence for cancelling an exit fine from a cell line, because the amount in the contract was ridiculous for a single person to pay and unwanted by the damages from the breach of contract.

  • @touristtea6076
    @touristtea6076 3 года назад

    Love what you do! I've always wondered the law behind these big news stories I hear and how people get off in court, but lose in the court of public opinion.