Follow Tucker Carlson, Go to Jail?

Поделиться
HTML-код
  • Опубликовано: 7 май 2021
  • ⚖️ Do you need a great lawyer? I can help! legaleagle.link/eagleteam ⚖️
    Maybe don't report parents when their kids wear masks. #notlegaladvice
    🚀 For a LIMITED TIME get CuriosityStream AND Nebula for 26% OFF! legaleagle.link/curiositystream
    👔 Suits by Indochino! legaleagle.link/indochino
    GOT A VIDEO IDEA? TELL ME!
    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
    Send me an email: devin@legaleagle.show
    MY COURSES
    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
    Interested in LAW SCHOOL? Get my guide to law school! legaleagle.link/lawguide
    Need help with COPYRIGHT? I built a course just for you! legaleagle.link/copyrightcourse
    SOCIAL MEDIA & DISCUSSIONS
    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
    Twitter: legaleagle.link/twitter
    Facebook: legaleagle.link/facebook
    Tik Tok: legaleagle.link/tiktok
    Instagram: legaleagle.link/instagram
    Reddit: legaleagle.link/reddit
    Podcast: legaleagle.link/podcast
    OnlyFans legaleagle.link/onlyfans
    Patreon legaleagle.link/patreon
    BUSINESS INQUIRIES
    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
    Please email my agent & manager at legaleagle@standard.tv
    LEGAL-ISH DISCLAIMER
    ▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀▀
    Sorry, occupational hazard: This is not legal advice, nor can I give you legal advice. I AM NOT YOUR LAWYER. Sorry! Everything here is for informational purposes only and not for the purpose of providing legal advice. You should contact your attorney to obtain advice with respect to any particular issue or problem. Nothing here should be construed to form an attorney-client relationship. Also, some of the links in this post may be affiliate links, meaning, at no cost to you, I will earn a small commission if you click through and make a purchase. But if you click, it really helps me make more of these videos! All non-licensed clips used for fair use commentary, criticism, and educational purposes. See Hosseinzadeh v. Klein, 276 F.Supp.3d 34 (S.D.N.Y. 2017); Equals Three, LLC v. Jukin Media, Inc., 139 F. Supp. 3d 1094 (C.D. Cal. 2015).
    Special thanks:
    Stock video and imagery provided by Getty Images
    Music provided by Epidemic Sound
    Short links by pixelme.me (pxle.me/eagle)

Комментарии • 8 тыс.

  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  3 года назад +3991

    👮‍♂️ Yes, I understand that people say Tucker is joking. See 4:50. I watched the *entire* episode *so* many times and I still can't tell. See also Popehat's Rule of Goats. Either way, let's run a thought experiment of our own: is it illegal?!

    • @jonathanperry8331
      @jonathanperry8331 3 года назад +365

      I emailed the show. I said I want to see Tucker Carlson go to a playground and call the police on somebody. But obviously this is never going to happen

    • @raetavia8223
      @raetavia8223 3 года назад +34

      Whether or not the supreme court technically has the power of judicial review by the constitution. Or jury nullification.

    • @Bogdan-wf2pp
      @Bogdan-wf2pp 3 года назад +40

      You should make a video about jury nullification

    • @aestheticdegen
      @aestheticdegen 3 года назад +73

      I saw someone make a comment about laws on witchcraft and if there are any laws in the U.S about performing witchcraft or black magic. Or if there ever have been. I feel like that could be a cool and interesting video

    • @jonathanjollimore7156
      @jonathanjollimore7156 3 года назад +31

      Still want 5 mins alone with this guy

  • @deathsyth8888
    @deathsyth8888 3 года назад +7712

    "Tucker Carlson is not a valid news source."
    - Fox News' legal defense

    • @tacomonkey222
      @tacomonkey222 3 года назад +81

      Oh no they did a cnn

    • @Joshua-qv1ho
      @Joshua-qv1ho 3 года назад +435

      Bruh im a conservative and I don't even consider half the stuff that fox News says is credible

    • @graphospasm5394
      @graphospasm5394 3 года назад +397

      @@tacomonkey222 can you link me on that. I remember when Fox news did that when sued for giving out misinformation. I had not heard about the same for cnn

    • @______608
      @______608 3 года назад +263

      @@tacomonkey222 yeah please do link that article, I'd love to know more!

    • @WhiteTreeRightful
      @WhiteTreeRightful 3 года назад +64

      @@Joshua-qv1ho this might be a rabbit hole but I'm curious what need sources you do consider credible? I agree with you but i think it's likely for opposite reasons

  • @annapeterson1906
    @annapeterson1906 3 года назад +1519

    Ask politely but firmly, “Would you please take off your *pants* ? Science says there is no reason for you to be wearing them. Your *pants* are making me uncomfortable.”

    • @darrenmacqueen9884
      @darrenmacqueen9884 2 года назад +137

      Do you really want to try that tactic with Tucker's audience? They'd probably do it, then things will get REALLY get uncomfortable.

    • @lisap.1826
      @lisap.1826 2 года назад +92

      My first reaction was 😂🤣, good one. Then I thought of Tucker and 🤢🤮

    • @SientifikSiameez7799
      @SientifikSiameez7799 2 года назад +50

      @@darrenmacqueen9884 That’s when you slam dunk them with indecent exposure. Or at least I think that’s what you would do. I’m new here, so I don’t know if that has any legal caveats.

    • @help4343
      @help4343 2 года назад +24

      @@SientifikSiameez7799
      As long as they are wearing opaque underwear I don't think they would be committing indecent exposure.

    • @jbmike19
      @jbmike19 2 года назад +34

      Slippery slope argument. Same principle concept for the other side would be; “please put on a burka. You’re exposed skin and hair is making me uncomfortable”

  • @janinewolverine
    @janinewolverine 2 года назад +425

    I was taken from my mom when I was a kid and spent two years in foster care before my dad got custody. Years later, someone called CPS because I wasn't being treated for alopecia (literally just hair loss, did not require treatment). When a caseworker showed up at my house to talk to me, a kid who had been in the foster system, I was terrified that I was about to be taken away from my dad. What I'm saying is, if you care about a child's wellbeing, please don't traumatize them over parenting disagreements.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant Год назад

      Main-Issues with the Democratic Party:
      -Obsessed with Compromises
      -Right-Wing by World-Standart (yeah!)
      -Rachet Effect
      -The intense Stuff explored in "Back to Normal With Biden's Cabinet", a video
      by 'Some More News'. C'mon, watch at least Minute 22-30!

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Год назад +32

      [CW: child abuse, violence, gaslighting]
      Even though my mom broke the cycle of abuse, I come from a family of abusive people and criminals and have spent a lot of time with survivors of abuse as an adult.
      One of my good friends got epilepsy from his time in foster homes because of physical beatings.
      I have met young people who explicitly told me that they won't talk about the abuse they experience with mandated reporters because they don't want to be put into the foster care system.
      When my mom was abused in the 1960s - 1970s and tried to run away, the police would find her and put her in jail and then she had to go to court. The police and judge all told her what a bad, ungrateful daughter she was and how great her parents were.
      The system is broken and has been broken for a long time, and vulnerable children are the ones who suffer the most.

    • @artsyscrub3226
      @artsyscrub3226 Год назад +8

      ​@@janeeyre1990
      All children deserve a parent not all parents deserve children.

  • @teresajaskowiak2165
    @teresajaskowiak2165 3 года назад +370

    I'm a single mom. Three times last year *someone* called CPS/cops saying my kid was home alone. All three times the cops showed up to me at the door, braless and in pajamas, and my kid smiling and waving. I tried to press charges for false reporting and harassment but it was anonymous

    • @krisostomoyabarrera2255
      @krisostomoyabarrera2255 3 года назад +25

      They wanna see you braless probably. Your neighbors are creeps.

    • @Randarrradara
      @Randarrradara 2 года назад +29

      Cover your windows 😳

    • @mayberelevant3237
      @mayberelevant3237 2 года назад +99

      I had a neighbour who would anonymously
      Report single mothers all the time , always false allegations
      I even spoke to child services and asked , maybe they should be investigating the complainer
      Surely this was a waste of their time & resources??
      But yeah I got the same response?? Crazy!!

    • @christinebeers8767
      @christinebeers8767 2 года назад +26

      Anonymous or not has the local department not issued a citation for misuse of emergency services?

    • @MardukTheSunGodInsideMe
      @MardukTheSunGodInsideMe 2 года назад +6

      This abuse is very common

  • @gsbetthedoom
    @gsbetthedoom 3 года назад +565

    A few years ago I had a Karen call the cops on me for sitting on my own roof. The dispatcher said it wasn't illegal and hung up. The Karen's face was priceless 🤣👌

    • @joodajoo
      @joodajoo 3 года назад +31

      Yea we had roof access from a bedroom window in the place I stayed at in college. Literally every night of summer was us sitting on the roof drinking.

    • @gsbetthedoom
      @gsbetthedoom 3 года назад +61

      @@joodajoo sad thing was, we weren't even drinking, just eating some sandwiches while watching the sun set.

    • @MushookieMan
      @MushookieMan 3 года назад +5

      Were you up there with Anders Holmvik and Snoopy the dog?

    • @alonealien1474
      @alonealien1474 3 года назад +54

      Who in their right minds would call the cops on adults sitting on the roof of their own home? Some people have way too much time on their hands!

    • @Tzimisce
      @Tzimisce 3 года назад +42

      @@alonealien1474 Who ever said Karens were in their right mind?

  • @leyrua
    @leyrua 3 года назад +1494

    imagine hearing in mid-winter: "Could you take off your coat? Seeing you wearing a coat is making me uncomfortable."

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 года назад +105

      I've been told that, not in winter, but when I moved from the desert to the north. I went from where 60° was "freezing" and found myself in the low 50°, bundled up in a parka. It was spring, no one else wore jackets, some were in shorts, and I was told multiple times to take off the jacket. It's a horrible thing to demand if the person seriously needs it.

    • @shadenox8164
      @shadenox8164 3 года назад +59

      I heard similar while wearing shorts during winter, though they thankfully didn't ask me to take them off.

    • @jenniferstine8567
      @jenniferstine8567 3 года назад +40

      After the Columbine incident a lot of schools in my city banned trench coats. I feel badly for the kids that only had one coat, couldn't afford a new one, and it happened to be a trench coat. Sometimes someone would kindly get them a new coat. However if the entire neighborhood is low income, it can be hard for someone to afford to be a good Samaritan.
      My gym teacher forced me to wear only my t-shirt and shorts outside. I hate wearing shorts. In the winter it's fully justified for me to loathe someone like that. (In my city we're not required to bathe after gym. So, no hot water to thaw out with. Assuming that we'd even get hot water.)

    • @Insipid42
      @Insipid42 3 года назад +23

      @@rhov-anion I've remarked on people wearing shorts or having no jacket on a cold winter day. But never the reverse. But my remarks never involved me insisting that they wear a jacket. My remarks basically were just that they're a lot tougher than I am.

    • @dmanzawsome
      @dmanzawsome 3 года назад +24

      Tucker "snowflake" Carlson

  • @nicholea5526
    @nicholea5526 3 года назад +391

    A Karen who lived next door to my sister-in-law called CPS to accuse my family of child abuse. After living in the same building for 20 years she didn't like hearing the regular noise that comes along with 2 kids even though the kids are relatively quiet (as much as kids can be). The kids are not mimes obviously, but there is no TV in the apartment and they're in bed by 9pm every night. The neighbor was retired and spent all her time blazing it up in her apartment, getting high and nit-picking the entire apartment floor. My sister-in-law is a stay-at-home mom and spends every minute with her kids, teaching them to read by age 3. She obviously spends every ounce of energy raising her kids in a way she thinks gives them the best chance to be happy, well-adjusted, confident, and taking advantage of their full potential. The neighbor called CPS saying that she thinks the kids are neglected. When the agent came by and sat with her family he apologized for having to come out, waste their time, and make the kids nervous. He said that she obviously filed a false report to try to intimidate my family and said that this unfortunately was not uncommon. Point being, CPS has a vital role to play in protecting kids and families. Using them as a weapon to make a point can cause real problems for the families they are meant to protect. If a person has a problem with people around them, using their love for their kids as leverage is really despicable.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 года назад +2

      The problem with such idiots weaponizing the CPS, what the end result is that CPS then loses credibility.
      A CPS without credibility protects no children.

    • @nicholea5526
      @nicholea5526 Год назад +6

      @D Smyth CPS actually doesn't have to have a warrant in order to enter a person's home.

    • @ekathe85
      @ekathe85 Год назад +1

      What happened to the Karen?

    • @nicholea5526
      @nicholea5526 Год назад +13

      @@ekathe85 I think the Karen still lives in the same apartment but my sister-in-law moved. The lady didn't face any repercussions for what she did though because it's difficult to prove that she made a false report out of malice, rather than just mistakenly.

    • @davidguiney1746
      @davidguiney1746 Год назад +2

      @@nicholea5526 the only people who can come into your home without your permission are people with court orders or warrants, or police who believe they have probable cause that there is a crime taking place at that moment

  • @SunflowerSocialist
    @SunflowerSocialist 3 года назад +475

    Anyone who names their child “tucker” is guilty of child abuse

  • @Hugh.Manatee
    @Hugh.Manatee 3 года назад +566

    False abuse reports are not just wasting time and resources, but are also incredibly traumatic for a family. A friend of mine had his father accused (falsely) of sexual child abuse. The subsequent investigation was intrusive and led to him and his siblings not seeing their dad for two months, which is not something you can explain to a 5 year old.

    • @DeadHaremGuy
      @DeadHaremGuy 3 года назад +22

      I'm just glad to hear that they could see their dad again.

    • @simplus1980
      @simplus1980 3 года назад +12

      Thank you, this needs to be highlighted a whole lot.

    • @Anonarchist
      @Anonarchist 3 года назад +32

      this is why karens like tuck weaponize them, it doesn't matter if the report is false, your whole family's life is going to be ruined until the investigation is over, and any little thing can cause it to be prolonged.

    • @promethium-145
      @promethium-145 3 года назад +23

      People that make false accusations like that should be punished in a court of law. It's disgusting.

    • @dannymartinez3600
      @dannymartinez3600 3 года назад +26

      With those type of abuse allegations, even when proved to be false, the accusation alone does a lot of damage. And the association to it can linger long after even if you did nothing wrong.

  • @shellyseymore6249
    @shellyseymore6249 3 года назад +2918

    Like child protection hasn't got enough to deal with, without a bunch of lunatics calling them over nonsense.

    • @mtavarez4561
      @mtavarez4561 3 года назад +3

      It’s sarcasm- pointing out how ridiculous the left is--

    • @Spiral.Dynamics
      @Spiral.Dynamics 3 года назад +227

      CPS is underfunded by people who like to watch The Tucker Carlson White Power Hour.

    • @gorbsupreme7555
      @gorbsupreme7555 3 года назад +131

      @@mtavarez4561 explain please

    • @Maxawa0851
      @Maxawa0851 3 года назад +161

      @@mtavarez4561 sarcasm in that statement is invisible, if there is any at all

    • @thisisisabella3634
      @thisisisabella3634 3 года назад +166

      @@mtavarez4561 He was not being sarcastic you liar. Also when your audience is as measurably stupid as his even if he was being sarcastic his audience is stupid enough to do it anyways. Next thing you'll say is that Tucker isn't a full blown fascist. It shows the level of delusion that fascist simps live in.

  • @chompytv8591
    @chompytv8591 Год назад +58

    “If there’s one thing we can all agree on, it’s you should probably never do what Tucker Carlson tells you to do.”
    Nail on the head.

  • @margotrosendorn6371
    @margotrosendorn6371 3 года назад +53

    I can say from experience that CPS isn't gonna do a damn thing. When my first grade teacher called them over the bruises my dad left on me, they asked a few questions, shrugged, and left. There were plenty more beatings he got to dish out until he finally lost custody on my teens...

    • @ryanprower4246
      @ryanprower4246 2 года назад +6

      I was under CPS for 12 years total. That ended *last Saturday* and CPS definitely takes shit like that seriously if you're in a half-decent place.

    • @lolaartemis
      @lolaartemis Год назад +5

      Sadly, there are very few firm firm written laws about what CPS must or may not do. It often comes down to individuals. The worker is too busy, has a false belief that the abuse is not 'bad enough', is racist and always thinks parents of colour are harmful ... too easy is it for innocent parents to lose their needlessly traumatized children, and for helpless children to die at the hands of a parent after multiple child abuse reports and even evidence having been seen.

  • @knightmarecityk
    @knightmarecityk 3 года назад +153

    It's the "Call and keep calling until someone shows up" part that really will cause problems.

    • @Sableagle
      @Sableagle 3 года назад +20

      Does that count as a DDoS attack against the 911 system?

    • @user-vk2cd9qw7i
      @user-vk2cd9qw7i 3 года назад +15

      ​@@Sableagle Dos =/DDoS
      note the extra D, standing for "distributed". This wouldn't be distributed.

    • @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek
      @Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek 3 года назад +3

      @@user-vk2cd9qw7i well he wasn’t talking about one person it would be multiple so it may actually count as DDoS perhaps

    • @beepmcjeep5527
      @beepmcjeep5527 3 года назад +2

      What Tucker has created is a DDoS attack as it'll cause a distributed group of people to perform a DoS attack. 🎉

    • @user-vk2cd9qw7i
      @user-vk2cd9qw7i 3 года назад +1

      @@Shrekfromthehitmovieshrek true true but I find it highly unlikely that all the people he’s talking to will call 911 at the exact same time. DDoS attacks do this so that each individual computer (or in this case caller) doesn’t have to do much on their end to crash the whole system

  • @iandhr1
    @iandhr1 3 года назад +539

    There has been some debate on what to call "Male Karens" I think we can call them Tuckers now.

    • @joshmerchant8737
      @joshmerchant8737 3 года назад +20

      i thought they were called Kyles?

    • @DrumWild
      @DrumWild 3 года назад +57

      @@joshmerchant8737 It is a known fact that every baby named Kyle is baptized in Monster Energy Drink.

    • @iandhr1
      @iandhr1 3 года назад +17

      @@joshmerchant8737 I think that was a name that was suggested. I have also heard Kevin and a few others.

    • @MatrixRefugee
      @MatrixRefugee 3 года назад +15

      I personally use the term 'Darren', as it rhymes with 'Karen', but I use the term 'Debbie' the way most people use 'Karen'. All the people named Karen whom I know are the kind of people who wouldn't demand to speak to the manager unless there was a bloody good reason for it. On the other hand, all the people named Debbie I know act like the Karen archetype.

    • @kathleenhammett7528
      @kathleenhammett7528 3 года назад +5

      Tuckums

  • @NelsonA_
    @NelsonA_ Год назад +30

    As a former foster child, please dont just call CPS on parents. My mom still lives with the trauma of her kids getting taken away and they had every right to remove me. Imagine the trauma of losing your child when you did nothing wrong.

  • @TheMXer42
    @TheMXer42 2 года назад +39

    Remember, Fox defended carlson in court by saying no one could possibly believe him

    • @JaelinBezel
      @JaelinBezel 2 года назад +9

      Never underestimate the general public’s stupidity

    • @kempolar9768
      @kempolar9768 Год назад +1

      I don't remember who it was but someone on fox got really mad at whoever on the left saying "It's like they are saying the american people are stupid". I don't know what world you live in but the general public of the entire world is pretty stupid if you look at history, simply more so for the modern US than most places.

  • @omnitoad2187
    @omnitoad2187 3 года назад +358

    "Anti-Karen Laws" is one of the most validating phrases I've ever heard come from a lawyer.

    • @fuj1n
      @fuj1n 3 года назад +2

      San Francisco is actually calling it the CAREN Act, which is amazing

    • @mj91212
      @mj91212 3 года назад

      This soothes me.

    • @Karhald
      @Karhald 3 года назад

      @@fuj1n This brings me joy.

  • @RashidMBey
    @RashidMBey 3 года назад +1803

    I understand that people can say he's joking, but his tone, delivery, facial expressions, and complete lack of comedic cues clearly demonstrates he's not transmitting that message and his show nonseriously, even if his lawyers would claim otherwise.

    • @johnmcgovern5372
      @johnmcgovern5372 3 года назад +168

      And he's on Fox news not comedy central...

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 года назад +41

      Imagine that oxygen thief having any sense of humour

    • @travcollier
      @travcollier 3 года назад +134

      A judge should start requiring Fox news to display an on-screen label at all times saying wether or not what is being said is comedy, satire, news, ect.

    • @stanlee3619
      @stanlee3619 3 года назад +93

      Conservatives are so bad at humor that it's not always obvious when they think they're joking.

    • @coldman5149
      @coldman5149 3 года назад +9

      @@stanlee3619 Did you just call every single person who identifies as a conservative bad at humor?

  • @infinite_monkey590
    @infinite_monkey590 3 года назад +285

    ForCiNg cHiLDren tO Do tHinGs wiThOut sCiEntiFic rEaSon iS cHild abUse. OK now kids, get dressed, we're going to church!

    • @JuFo2707
      @JuFo2707 2 года назад +17

      I love how this implies clothing is abuse

    • @charxmoon9495
      @charxmoon9495 2 года назад +5

      Preach lol

    • @destiny_5540
      @destiny_5540 Год назад

      @@JuFo2707 I mean clothing does keep you more protected from the cold sooooo

    • @SaintKines
      @SaintKines Год назад

      @@destiny_5540 unless they get wet

  • @jawntanamo_bae
    @jawntanamo_bae 3 года назад +141

    Tbh I think the most important part of the video is understanding that any time you call the cops it has the potential to turn deadly.

    • @darkscarflame4822
      @darkscarflame4822 3 года назад +2

      Anything you do can potentially turn deadly. Of course some stuff are less deadlier than others

    • @melissaholley9448
      @melissaholley9448 2 года назад +16

      @@darkscarflame4822 said like someone who still trusts police. Don't.

    • @melissaholley9448
      @melissaholley9448 2 года назад

      ONE THOUSAND TIMES YES!

    • @darkscarflame4822
      @darkscarflame4822 2 года назад +2

      @@melissaholley9448 Trust the police? In this day and age you can't trust anyone you've seen or meet at first.
      But, you must remember that they're the ones who protect the people wherever you live. It's their duty to protect the people.
      Yes ik there are corrupt cops out there, but how often do you see that among the community? You only see the rare cases in the mainstream news media.

    • @soulstealer5625
      @soulstealer5625 2 года назад +6

      @@darkscarflame4822 hardly rare. When good cops are run out of and intimidated out of the force and other ‘good’ cops remain silent in the face of police abuses, the system is rotten.

  • @karelsiemens1
    @karelsiemens1 3 года назад +295

    The “ no right minded person would believe this” defence kind of admits that he’s willingly taking advantage of vulnerable people

    • @Earthstar_Review
      @Earthstar_Review 3 года назад +15

      100%

    • @jeremylee48
      @jeremylee48 3 года назад +33

      But unfortunately said vulnerable people are often very egotistic, so accepting that they’ve been deceived and exploited proves too heavy a task.

    • @lukeingram7655
      @lukeingram7655 Год назад

      Kind of like how Legaleagle takes advantage of politically vulnerable people by claiming a person reporting something truthfully witnessed to the police would be making a FALSE report, even if what was reported turns out to be legal?

    • @stevegrieb6596
      @stevegrieb6596 Год назад +3

      @@jeremylee48 Actually, the thing that scares me about Faux News is how many otherwise intelligent, professional people watch their lies but assume the content is the gospel truth.

  • @sirmanmcdude508
    @sirmanmcdude508 3 года назад +1130

    "If your friend jumped off a bridge would you do it too?"
    "No"
    "What if Tucker Carlson told you to?"
    "Geronimo"

    • @FlameDarkfire
      @FlameDarkfire 3 года назад +16

      "You'd do it for Tucker Carlson."

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 3 года назад +6

      allon'zy!

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 3 года назад +54

      "What if Tucker Carlson told you to?"
      Well, to be honest, I'd politely insist that Tucker Carlson would jump first, and then continue with my life.

    • @YasonYou
      @YasonYou 3 года назад +1

      @@tayeb7031 Oh for god's sake...

    • @tayeb7031
      @tayeb7031 3 года назад +1

      @@YasonYou fantastic!

  • @lrowlands992
    @lrowlands992 2 года назад +171

    I had a burst of hope for a second when I read the title and thought Tucker Carlson was going to jail....

    • @Boxygirl96
      @Boxygirl96 2 года назад +4

      Same

    • @flynn659
      @flynn659 2 года назад

      what did he do?

    • @kinjalkadakia6933
      @kinjalkadakia6933 Год назад

      He violated an m&m

    • @leonardogomez8812
      @leonardogomez8812 Год назад +3

      @@kinjalkadakia6933 Not the first crime I would report him for, but sure lol

    • @gregbozek1030
      @gregbozek1030 Год назад

      @@kinjalkadakia6933 Know people who wok from home and leave their TV on and tuned to FOX FAIR and balanced news, if Trump turns out to be a russian assest would fox report it or would they blow it off, or even mention it, even in passing.....what ever crazed opinion they have.....democrats eating babies in the basement of a pizza parlor in WAS DC, in ordor to keep looking young......I know they have reached the legal limit of fox news comsumption and or lake trout from lake Michigan, am very glad that I come from a small family....

  • @MatsuyoRific
    @MatsuyoRific 2 года назад +41

    I remember that story about the dude who had the police called on him for asking Karen to leash her dog. He actually posted the story on r/EntitledPeople, and she racially profiled him, and even told the police that she was "being threatened by a black person". She even told him that she KNEW the chances of him getting shot were high cause he was black.

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 2 года назад +4

      That's straight up attempted murder.

    • @lucyhardy-styles-shield2728
      @lucyhardy-styles-shield2728 2 года назад +3

      what happened when the police did arrive? I hope she got a huge dose of karma

    • @MatsuyoRific
      @MatsuyoRific 2 года назад +5

      @@lucyhardy-styles-shield2728 He was okay, and didn't get attacked by the police, I found a video of the interaction too, but I don't remember where I saw the video since I saw it separate from that story.

  • @fzrniko
    @fzrniko 3 года назад +1051

    Please don’t call CPS to report this. Please. CPS is already overwhelmed as it is with legitimate CPS investigations and cases. This will only jeopardize CPSs ability to investigate and support actual needy families.

    • @Antomausk
      @Antomausk 3 года назад +69

      "Anyone reporting in good faith shall be immune from any civil or criminal liability. Any person who knowingly and willfully makes a false report or counsels another to make a false report is guilty of a felony of the third degree punishable by up to five years in prison." -FLDCF, False Reporting Guidelines

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +4

      Indeed.

    • @bibliophilecb
      @bibliophilecb 3 года назад +68

      Yep. Also, CPS investigations for false claims can be incredibly traumatic. I’m in my mid 20s and still working through the trauma of an entirely false CPS claim that caused my family to be investigated when I was a kid. If you care about kids, don’t put them through that.

    • @gra5697
      @gra5697 3 года назад +40

      @@bibliophilecb as a social worker who has colleagues that work for the state with CPS ... this happens out of vengeance or people snooping on influencers without actually reading the laws and the time CPS has when it comes to a claim from a RUclips video... please speak of if you see something, BUT make sure the thing you see if worth speaking up over, and understand how to speak up about it. Contrary t the stigma these people work their asses off in spite of the broken system, many go above and beyond. The whims false stereotype of “CPS breaks up loving families!!!” Is a joke, and when this does happen by mistake it’s due to shit like that. Scary people working a weak system. Please; nobody be part of

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 3 года назад +23

      not to mention CPS is entirely useless when it comes to parenting decisions.
      They have a hard enough time removing children in actual abuse cases, wtf does he think they're going to do about casual parenting decisions?

  • @deadpanforlife8878
    @deadpanforlife8878 3 года назад +442

    “Don’t trust the government but rely on government services to do what you (I) want.”
    -Tucker Carlson more or less.

    • @aoikemono6414
      @aoikemono6414 3 года назад +20

      I knew a right wing loon who was the embodiment of this. He would rail about the government passing this or that law against his freedoms, and would frequently harass or make fun of the police. But he would also have his local reprsentative on speed dial to complain about cracks in the pavement or loud music in the downtown area where he lived. The affectation of strong principles, but so easily ignored for self-serving reasons.

    • @wnose
      @wnose 3 года назад +3

      And don't forget to support the troops!

    • @rageoftyrael
      @rageoftyrael 3 года назад +2

      @THUN QI FAY - I don't think they're a troll I just think they're being a tad hyperbolic with their example. They're arguing that they don't want any of those services provided to them by the government and they don't want to pay for them, but that the government forces them to pay for them in the form of taxes. Side note, we directly pay for water, electricity and mail, so it doesn't really enter into the discussion.

    • @WanderTheNomad
      @WanderTheNomad 3 года назад +2

      I'm not sure if the principles just went completely out the window, or if they were never there.

    • @dontmisunderstand6041
      @dontmisunderstand6041 3 года назад +3

      @@aoikemono6414 That means those aren't principles, they're tools used for social manipulation.

  • @TheJasonBorn
    @TheJasonBorn 3 года назад +191

    I like how you turned "calling the police like a Karen" into a "making a Tucker report." Also, we need to make it a thing and start calling male Karen's a Tucker.

    • @mp-qh1yv
      @mp-qh1yv 2 года назад +13

      My wife and I thought about referring to 'male Karens' as Kevin, but after this. I'm convinced that it should forever more that a 'male Karen' is a "Tucker". LOL!!!!

    • @AnonYmous-mc5zx
      @AnonYmous-mc5zx 2 года назад +9

      I'm on board, been struggling on how to refer to Tuckers.

    • @larryrowe5259
      @larryrowe5259 2 года назад +3

      I believe Male Karens are called Dick.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 года назад

      I've taken to using an appropriate epithet for Tucker, Typhoid Tucker.
      The Mary Mallon of the mass media.

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 года назад

      @@larryrowe5259 personally, I call them zero targets.

  • @nikusallen4708
    @nikusallen4708 2 года назад +12

    Bruh. When you said "because kids are really dumb" I died!💀🤣🤣 Literal tears.
    People look at me like I'm crazy when I say that, but it's true. It's not their fault they don't know shit, they're relatively new to the whole human thing.

  • @TheGeekPub
    @TheGeekPub 3 года назад +4326

    Fox already played the "Tucker Carlson isn't real, its an entertainment show." card in court and won.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 года назад +560

      That's why the right packed the courts.
      They're allergic to civic responsibility.

    • @j0hnn13K
      @j0hnn13K 3 года назад +272

      And sadly a lot of people do not realize it is "satire" and think Tucker (omg that name...) is a genuine news reporter who states facts and truths.
      (oh my, i did not expect people to misread the intention of the airquoted "Satire" comment, no it isnt satire, it is moronic lying to a not so smart fanbase, but its the Fox "news (see air quotes again, Fox is not news) defense for letting that idiot on the air in the first place.)

    • @xvi1128
      @xvi1128 3 года назад +368

      @@j0hnn13K
      Satire ? Call it what it is, propaganda.

    • @hawkeye5955
      @hawkeye5955 3 года назад +242

      @@xvi1128 : It's not even satire. The way he talks is not meant to produce laughter. The way he talks is designed to rile up his viewers.

    • @juststatedtheobvious9633
      @juststatedtheobvious9633 3 года назад +142

      @@j0hnn13K
      Calling what he does "satire" is an insult to Swift and every comedian who ever lived.
      He dogwhistles to a herd of white nationalists who want someone to jerk off their Dunning and Kruger addled minds.

  • @derekjackson8465
    @derekjackson8465 3 года назад +619

    We've all been scratching our heads, wonderng what to call male Karens...
    Tucker was right in front of us the whole time

    • @Laladust
      @Laladust 3 года назад +39

      Karen’s are Karen’s regardless of gender. Karen is a universally accepted idea. It’s a noun that describes the entitled rich white narcissist. The whole world knows what a Karen is...the ENTIRE world knows what a Karen is, not just you Americans. There’s absolutely no need for another term.

    • @dielaughing73
      @dielaughing73 3 года назад +5

      Safer than behind us

    • @blindleader42
      @blindleader42 3 года назад +14

      "Chad" had some currency in the Karen discussion for a while, but never really took off.
      "Tucker" is too specific.
      "Karen" seems to fill the need adequately.

    • @Laladust
      @Laladust 3 года назад +22

      @@blindleader42 isn't "Chad" already used by the incel community to describe their idea of the "perfect male specimen" and thus the reason for their eternal inceldom. Yea, Chad is already taken as the opposite of the incel.

    • @alexanderbravo5137
      @alexanderbravo5137 3 года назад

      @@LaladustOriginally yes, now it's just a term somewhat vague for what a person thinks the different ideals men are.

  • @EA-df4iz
    @EA-df4iz 3 года назад +7

    Has Tucker ever actually called CPS? Because I’m a teacher, and I have and it takes HOURS for someone to pick up.
    Dude needs a reality check.

  • @MultiZombiekiller201
    @MultiZombiekiller201 2 года назад +13

    I love the insert of a picture of Jared and ivanka as you say “these people are committing crimes too” 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @stephanieden4
      @stephanieden4 2 года назад +1

      Yes. I hope more people caught that, especially the conservative viewers of this channel.

  • @natedavis3943
    @natedavis3943 3 года назад +3245

    It would be abuse to make a child watch Tucker Carlson.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 года назад +55

      Agreed

    • @hellshade2
      @hellshade2 3 года назад +166

      it is probably abuse of the public that tucker HAS a show...

    • @Tarotlynx
      @Tarotlynx 3 года назад +118

      @@hellshade2 Certainly noise pollution.

    • @ZeldagigafanMatthew
      @ZeldagigafanMatthew 3 года назад +59

      Tucker's very existence is child abuse.

    • @furfoxsake1175
      @furfoxsake1175 3 года назад +91

      Dude I'm a young adult living with my parents and my mom is a huge Tucker fan. Has him on the TV all the time. I love my mom, don't get me wrong but I'm about to move out and I'm so relieved I won't be having to listen to him anymore. I see this guy's face so much that he shows up in my dreams

  • @Demmrir
    @Demmrir 3 года назад +2487

    Your short tirade on whether or not Tucker's recommendation is satirical is an important aspect of how conservatives speak. Everything is simultaneously communicating a serious intent but said in a way that they can back out with an "I was just kidding!" if anyone tries to make them face consequences, because they want to get their way without having to back it up. "What I want but not what you want" is probably the most succinct GOP slogan possible.

    • @RemixedVoice
      @RemixedVoice 3 года назад +351

      "It was just a joke bro" - GOP after January 6th 🤣

    • @kcr2002
      @kcr2002 3 года назад +347

      Shrödinger's fascism

    • @tacomonkey222
      @tacomonkey222 3 года назад +34

      @@RemixedVoice it was a joke -blm after burning and looting for a ps5

    • @xp8969
      @xp8969 3 года назад +304

      @@tacomonkey222 except for the part where that never happened, nice try tho troll

    • @xp8969
      @xp8969 3 года назад +227

      @@RemixedVoice when they said "give them a trial by combat" and "fight like hell or you'll lose all your freedom and never get it back" they didn't actually mean give em a trial by combat or to fight like hell
      Oh, wait, turns out that's exactly what they meant

  • @shawnstrode3825
    @shawnstrode3825 2 года назад +6

    If there was a large amount of calls directly related to this broadcast could CPS across the nation sue Tucker Carlson or Fox?

  • @ThePhantomSafetyPin
    @ThePhantomSafetyPin 3 года назад +35

    If it's plausible enough that you can't tell if it's real or satire, IT'S NOT GOOD SATIRE, PERIOD.

  • @GCJACK83
    @GCJACK83 3 года назад +892

    Fun fact: Calling the cops via 911, which is usually reserved as the emergency number, when there's actually no emergency can get you arrested and charged for a false report and might potentially get someone else killed.

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 3 года назад +56

      Oh, but I'm sure Fucker Carlson will swoop in to help these idiots as a reward for their loyalty if they get into trouble *snicker*.

    • @mattroxursoul
      @mattroxursoul 3 года назад +33

      Or can get you or a loved one shot when they escalate a situation out of control

    • @alvvinreynosa9368
      @alvvinreynosa9368 3 года назад +11

      Fun fact you can always call the nom-emergency number.

    • @tudeslildude
      @tudeslildude 3 года назад +3

      Wow, I didn't know my literal butt almost got itself arrested once.

    • @huhwah5387
      @huhwah5387 3 года назад

      @@Sorcerers_Apprentice On the school system that you support? Bravo! 👏

  • @joachimschoder
    @joachimschoder 3 года назад +569

    Defendant: "Tucker Carlson said ..."
    Judge: "So you are pleading insanity?"

    • @ascenscionstallion2993
      @ascenscionstallion2993 3 года назад +22

      Underrated joke

    • @tim6582
      @tim6582 3 года назад +16

      I think you mean, "So you're pleading Stupidity?"

    • @FireStormOOO_
      @FireStormOOO_ 3 года назад +8

      @@tim6582 I can almost imagine that being a legitimate pleading with matching rehab. Deradicalization is something we seriously need a more organized mechanism for.

    • @article1598
      @article1598 3 года назад +1

      Love this. 🤣

    • @Quinntus79
      @Quinntus79 3 года назад +8

      @@FireStormOOO_ I couldn't agree more. Everyone jumps to mental illness whenever a mass shooting happens (never mind the fact that mentally ill people are more likely to be treated with violence than to commit an act of violent). Hardly anyone addresses radicalization.

  • @ThatReplyGuy
    @ThatReplyGuy 2 года назад +7

    Just a quick correction. Kids are NOT dumb. Ignorant, yes, but they are often waaaay smarter than parents give them credit for. They watch everything and learn habits and norms very quickly, and are often quite clever when it comes to problem solving skills.

  • @onesixski
    @onesixski 3 года назад +19

    Favorite part of this video is how you perfectly imitated his mouthbreather caveman face for the thumb

  • @cybernet3000
    @cybernet3000 3 года назад +1965

    Damn, LegalEagle doesn't just have a degree in law, he's got a masters in a throwing shade

    • @WeaponOfMyDestructio
      @WeaponOfMyDestructio 3 года назад +38

      Thats the long arm of the law

    • @angles4307
      @angles4307 3 года назад +19

      It's why we stick around :)

    • @precursortopain8262
      @precursortopain8262 3 года назад +14

      He also has big hands.

    • @JoeMeng
      @JoeMeng 3 года назад +18

      I'd say a good chunk of getting into the field law is learning how to throw shade.

    • @VikingBadass94
      @VikingBadass94 3 года назад +9

      @@precursortopain8262 I wonder what else is big? ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
      ...
      His brain.

  • @ruggedwalrus1553
    @ruggedwalrus1553 3 года назад +771

    Tucker's arguments are only "satirical" in court as a convenient defense

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 года назад +43

      I don't get why he gets to go Scot free just because his show in entertainment instead of news?
      If there was a show that was incredibly xenophobic and spread fake news better than Facebook it wouldn't have made it to the 5th episode

    • @r.b.rozier9692
      @r.b.rozier9692 3 года назад +23

      @@airplanes_aren.t_real Because, anyone who watches Fucker Carlson, and takes it seriously, is a dope.

    • @airplanes_aren.t_real
      @airplanes_aren.t_real 3 года назад +16

      @@mangonel how about this
      All news must be verified and if new information comes to light that disproves past beliefs it should be given just as much platform (if not more) as the information of which it disproves

    • @NicholasMarshall
      @NicholasMarshall 3 года назад +7

      @@mangonel then we must change the law. Other countries don't have a fox news problem, how are they keeping news media accountable?

    • @pablodelsegundo9502
      @pablodelsegundo9502 3 года назад +4

      Yep, just like Fox News is "entertainment" when they get called on their shit.

  • @dearemsdiary
    @dearemsdiary 2 года назад +10

    Me: trying to listen and follow
    My brain: But has he read all those books sitting behind him?!?

  • @DaveBerryForPresident
    @DaveBerryForPresident 3 года назад +14

    Thanks for all the great content you produce, particularly when reasoning about madness and its depth. You've made a CuriosityStream/Nebula subscriber out of me, finally. (I really want to watch your complete content from now on.) Anyway, thanks for rocking and keeping your ear to the ground! Cheers!

  • @jodywhitehead9173
    @jodywhitehead9173 3 года назад +209

    Having child services coming to one's home to investigate a parent committing child abuse is severely damaging emotionally. Imaging your neighbour's, friends, relatives, and, coworkers becoming aware of it, and the blow to your reputation, further compounds the emotional damage. The only thing worse would to be accused of pedophilia.

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 3 года назад +29

      As long as you're a high-ranking conservative, your reputation is unaffected.

    • @wmdkitty
      @wmdkitty 3 года назад

      Oh, yes, so horrible for someone to make sure your kids are safe. So "traumatizing".

    • @katherinemorelle7115
      @katherinemorelle7115 3 года назад +29

      @@wmdkitty read my story, directly below your comment. Damn right it’s traumatising, especially when the only reason they reported anything is due to bigotry. It had nothing to do with “making sure my kid was safe”, and everything to do with my neighbour being a heinous homophobic bitch.

    • @alexwilliams6492
      @alexwilliams6492 3 года назад +18

      @@wmdkitty Dear Shawna,
      While I agree that CPS is good in theory, they need to change curtain practices. They act like all parents are bad for not ‘following the book’ parenting. Children are children and such sometimes leave a room in a mess, which is a big thing CPS pick up on.
      Also CPS interview children about their parents using a lot of leading questions, or questions so ambiguous that, as a child, anyone can agree with a statement that, while the child doesn’t see it that way, they decide it requires looking into. When they ‘look into’ things, they tear apart every part of the parents life from workplace to social life, this can include interviewing your workplace and friends.
      Also if you work with children or anybody who could be deemed venerable, you can not work during the time the CPS is looking into your case, can be months if not years. Not only that but due to the negative reputation it causes, you can lose a lot of work because of it.
      Think before you speak, or what would stop someone who doesn’t like you from causing all that damage with no repercussions.
      Yours, someone who had to deal with the CPS on many occasions

    • @furiousapplesack
      @furiousapplesack 3 года назад +6

      @@wmdkitty I'd expect better from someone with your subscription list. Or is it all hate-watching? 'Cause this sure looks like some bad-faith trolling from a butthurt Tucker fan to me.

  • @horngatekeeper
    @horngatekeeper 3 года назад +786

    "They're symbols of shame and submission" Tucker's dominatrix tries to save a few bucks and we all suffer for it.

  • @schoenperkins8210
    @schoenperkins8210 3 года назад +9

    You know what? I think this guy has a point. As a matter of fact, how DARE my workolace make me wear protective equipment, if i want to work with industrial chemicals in my PJs it is my GOD GIVEN RIGHT

  • @J_Stronsky
    @J_Stronsky 3 года назад +6

    I'm actually happier now, for knowing that anti-Karen laws are a thing

  • @NielMalan
    @NielMalan 3 года назад +168

    Maybe we can create a new game along the lines of "Simon Says". We can call it "Tucker Says", and whatever Tucker says you don't do.

    • @jakepullman4914
      @jakepullman4914 3 года назад +7

      Oh, like Goofus and Gallant. Except there is no Gallant to balance him out.

    • @philosophicaljock
      @philosophicaljock 3 года назад +1

      But, what if he says something smart one day?

    • @NielMalan
      @NielMalan 3 года назад +1

      @@philosophicaljock Then, of course, we've lost the game, and what a happy day it will be!

  • @zeusalternative1270
    @zeusalternative1270 3 года назад +1119

    I love that Anti-Karen laws are a thing now.

    • @welshdragon99
      @welshdragon99 3 года назад +19

      The anti-karen laws don't apply unless it's racist in most cases but they only exist to make racist false filings, or racist abuse of emergency number, or whatever the crime is with a racist element, more heavily punished

    • @tealmer3528
      @tealmer3528 3 года назад +2

      @Zachary Kenniff That would probably be a first amendment violation

    • @sophiavoigt5798
      @sophiavoigt5798 3 года назад

      Calling women Karens is highly sexist, think about that next time you rightfully yell at someone for using the N-word.

    • @_--9286
      @_--9286 3 года назад +108

      @@sophiavoigt5798 Dont even start that agurment. The fact you are think karen and the n word at the level is in itself the essence of karen behavior. Entitled, ignorant bs statement

    • @tealmer3528
      @tealmer3528 3 года назад +51

      @@sophiavoigt5798 lmao it's just as sexist as calling someone a "bitch" or a "dick" - it really isn't.

  • @stevenarvizu3602
    @stevenarvizu3602 3 года назад +9

    I’m actually proud to live in an era where this needs to be explained to people. It makes a stupid guy like me feel very smart

  • @dragonoid280
    @dragonoid280 2 года назад +8

    13:15 Love the irony of a Trump supporter holding a sign that says my body my choice.

    • @KayJblue
      @KayJblue 2 года назад

      To be fair, I think that is the point.

    • @JackalHavok1992
      @JackalHavok1992 2 года назад

      It's 100% hypocritical.

    • @1TwistedPoet
      @1TwistedPoet Год назад

      That's not irony, at all.

  • @JebeckyGranjola
    @JebeckyGranjola 3 года назад +196

    I was in a music store the other day and some young guy was causing a ruckus, "I'm a paying customer!" etc. A middle aged woman next to me said, "We got a Karen up in here!" It made my day. Plus the dude was thrown out.

    • @djs_specs
      @djs_specs 3 года назад +22

      Funny how they usually scream about being a paying customer before they've actually purchased anything...

    • @haroldburrows4770
      @haroldburrows4770 3 года назад +4

      I hate sounding slow but someone please tell me what a Karen is?

    • @eE-ip2tt
      @eE-ip2tt 3 года назад +18

      @@haroldburrows4770 karen
      Karen is a pejorative term used in the United States and other English-speaking countries for a woman perceived as entitled or demanding beyond the scope of what is appropriate or necessary. A common stereotype is that of a white woman who uses her privilege to demand her own way at the expense of others.
      :3

    • @hazukichanx408
      @hazukichanx408 3 года назад +6

      @@haroldburrows4770 Someone who demands the unreasonable, demands it faster than possible, then screams at the employee doing their job as best they can and demands to speak to their manager.

    • @JebeckyGranjola
      @JebeckyGranjola 3 года назад +4

      @Harold Burrows It's a person who feels entitled to have someone else do for them what they want, bc they cannot do it on thier own, or more typically to subvert a person who is preventing them. The most famous example is the woman who called the police and said she was being attacked by the fellow parkgoer who told her she should have her dog on a leash. The name may be derived from the similar name of "Kyle", a characterisation of a lazy jerk, himself part of a meme style where a personality type is assigned to a specific name.

  • @CloudeAytr
    @CloudeAytr 3 года назад +81

    Fox should be legally required to have a disclaimer before Tucker appears to clarify that everything he says is only for entertainment and not to be taken seriously.

  • @davidking4838
    @davidking4838 3 года назад +3

    13:13 - I'm confused by the women holding a sign saying "my body, my choice". I assume this women - being a Trump supporter - is against abortion rights. Yet her sign could certainly apply for someone supporting a women's right to choose.

  • @TakedaIesyu
    @TakedaIesyu 2 года назад

    That Dramatic Chipmunk was both a welcome blast from the past and perfectly placed! Well done!

  • @astronma_starheart
    @astronma_starheart 3 года назад +130

    As someone who’s had parents wrongfully accused for neglect because of my autism and had to fight CPS to prove those claims wrongs, hearing what Tucker Carlson is saying is a big YIKES. And the “teacher” who did that only got removed from the special education department, and last time I checked, she still works for the elementary school I used to go to!

    • @janeeyre1990
      @janeeyre1990 Год назад +9

      [CW: ableism, abuse of disabled adults and children, violence and murder]
      Ableism is rampant in public institutions.
      A lot of nondisabled people go into special education to have power over us (I am neurodivergent, disabled, and hard of hearing).
      I had a friend in college who was blind with a degenerative condition, and she was majoring in special ed. with an emphasis in visual impairments.
      The sighted professors all got together and told her they had agreed that her condition was progressing too fast and she would be "too blind" to help any students.
      She was a year and half a semester through the program, but who was going to believe her? A poor, blind, Latina, first-generation college student vs. every single special ed. professor.
      You can also look up the cases of special ed. teachers and aides using deadly force on disabled students, like Max Benson.
      In my state, Illinois, our current governor had to issue an executive order to stop public school staff from keeping disabled students in "locked isolation rooms."
      This is a human rights issue. We (disabled people) are the largest minority group in the world: at least 20% of the global population. I want us to join together to stop the abuse some day.

  • @Lucifersfursona
    @Lucifersfursona 3 года назад +613

    “Don’t tell me what to do with my face!” - a dude with the exact vibes of someone who’d fire a woman for not wearing the kind of makeup he likes.

    • @Chicken_Joe420
      @Chicken_Joe420 3 года назад +50

      Same exact dude who attacks the “my body, my choice” movement

    • @ZhangtheGreat
      @ZhangtheGreat 3 года назад +6

      Well, he never said he wasn't going to tell you what to do to your face, so... 😏

    • @mellie4174
      @mellie4174 3 года назад

      Totally!

    • @michaelverissimo2666
      @michaelverissimo2666 3 года назад +8

      “My face” being the operative words, he only cares about himself

    • @iumasz6088
      @iumasz6088 3 года назад +1

      A vibe is all you are basing this off, really?

  • @nateb6033
    @nateb6033 2 года назад +1

    Really liking the videos! Don't usually bite on the promotions but you got me to, going to try out the Curiosity and Nebula for the year.

  • @jimjacobs2817
    @jimjacobs2817 3 года назад +4

    Is there a crime of 'wasting police time', 'attempting to pervert the course of justice', or the like, that the Cops could bring against Karens?

  • @Karhald
    @Karhald 3 года назад +463

    "Often because kids are really dumb"
    As a parent of 3 youngsters, I feel this.

    • @missauroraroseblairsays
      @missauroraroseblairsays 3 года назад +21

      I love my babies but my 9 year old makes really dumb decisions like letting the service dog eat her food. Her answer is always IDK?

    • @serephita
      @serephita 3 года назад +23

      Kids are sticky germ factories. I adore them, but seriously. Sticky germ factories.

    • @LisaBeergutHolst
      @LisaBeergutHolst 3 года назад

      The apple doesn't fall far from the tree, apparently.

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 3 года назад +9

      @@LisaBeergutHolst
      I'm sorry but I have to correct you on that: in the case of Tucker Carlson, the apple didn't fall far from the horse.

    • @devo2
      @devo2 3 года назад +3

      Glad you agree. Yet there are people that feel children should be able to decide on gender surgery...

  • @Zerklass
    @Zerklass 3 года назад +316

    It reminds me of when Bill O'Reilly was almost directly responsible for the murder of an abortion doctor that he constantly called a baby killer on air.

    • @shokvalu8819
      @shokvalu8819 3 года назад +6

      that hapened?!

    • @tolsen8212
      @tolsen8212 3 года назад +13

      It wasn't a murder, it was a very late term abortion.

    • @spyroninja
      @spyroninja 3 года назад +4

      Abortion is the killing of babies.

    • @3possumsinatrenchcoat
      @3possumsinatrenchcoat 3 года назад +32

      @@tolsen8212 play in traffic :)

    • @Khronogi
      @Khronogi 3 года назад +47

      @@spyroninja not legally or medically

  • @RadicalRealities
    @RadicalRealities 2 года назад +5

    Thanks for another interesting and informative video.
    Makes me feel like being a lawyer in the us of a must be a lot harder than other countries, like Australia. So many complexities and variations from state to state. And so many Karen's.
    Hat of to you sir and your legal comrades.

  • @erinmccreery9781
    @erinmccreery9781 2 года назад +3

    I wonder at what point calling authorities on a single family is harassment despite being in good faith? Trust me as the child of divorced parents (who called ocs on eachother) that having child protective agents come to your house and inspect your living situation can be stressful and a threatening to a parent.

  • @gibberishname
    @gibberishname 3 года назад +222

    Please only refer to him as “Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson, heir to the Swanson frozen foods fortune.”

    • @AW-sx8hm
      @AW-sx8hm 3 года назад +51

      Can't I just call him a dumbass?

    • @sondrajean955
      @sondrajean955 3 года назад +22

      Also call him "man who never got over being abandoned by his biological mother when he was a tween.....and the grandson of a statutory rapist."

    • @shuheihisagi6689
      @shuheihisagi6689 3 года назад +11

      @@sondrajean955 I would have abandoned him too

    • @TheSuzberry
      @TheSuzberry 3 года назад +10

      Or you could replace the T in his first name with an F.

    • @scarletletter4900
      @scarletletter4900 3 года назад +10

      How about Trust Fund Tucker?

  • @jenniferpajor5365
    @jenniferpajor5365 3 года назад +555

    “Often kids are really dumb.” As a former teacher and current parent, I concur.

    • @NightZoneDE
      @NightZoneDE 3 года назад +56

      As a former child, I also concur.

    • @drops2cents260
      @drops2cents260 3 года назад +16

      @@NightZoneDE
      As another former child, I fully agree.
      And I can't emphasise how glad I am that I was a child back in the 70ies, because there were no smartphones with cameras and no unsocial media sites, which means there is no proof of all the shenanigans I did as a kid.

    • @somebodylikesbacon1960
      @somebodylikesbacon1960 3 года назад +7

      As a kid, can confirm, we are often really dumb.

    • @evanlangley8464
      @evanlangley8464 3 года назад +16

      Also teenagers, adults, the elderly; people are just stupid. Children kind of have an excuse with their lack of life experience.

    • @williamchristensen7354
      @williamchristensen7354 3 года назад

      @@subsonic5 nice zing

  • @DGtlRift
    @DGtlRift 3 года назад +7

    Parents can force kids to wear a colander on their head because they worship a spaghetti monster with his noodley appendage.

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 2 года назад +1

      The one true god, the Flying Spaghetti Monster.

    • @jenniferreyes2865
      @jenniferreyes2865 2 года назад

      @@bucket4255 R'amen

    • @bucket4255
      @bucket4255 2 года назад

      @@jenniferreyes2865 R'amen indeed brother, R'amen.

  • @ronk9830
    @ronk9830 2 года назад +7

    Fox News should be billed for each and every unnecessary child abuse claim made as a result of that commentary made by Tucker Carlson.

    • @jeremydale4548
      @jeremydale4548 Год назад

      And Tucker himself FIRED and disbarred from Society PERMANENTLY.

  • @CanisAnubis
    @CanisAnubis 3 года назад +386

    Tucker Carlson seems like the kind of person that would sneeze on your child, then instead of apologizing, try to blame you for the soap you washed it with that stirred his allergies.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +2

      Legal Eagle?
      Can you cover something
      even more Insane?
      'Cuties'?!?

    • @Superbug-tf8zy
      @Superbug-tf8zy 3 года назад +2

      @ironfang bigheart No, you sneezed on them, you could have not sneezed towards them.

    • @thundy9124
      @thundy9124 3 года назад +1

      @ironfang bigheart mate what, don't sneeze on them, not their fault

    • @l0wkey529
      @l0wkey529 3 года назад

      @ironfang bigheart just don’t sneeze on them lmao

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад

      @@chase-warwick Also: What a boring way to ask.
      Why dont you ask a question that no bot could answer?
      Like the question of emoitions?
      Like 'HOW did Harry Potter survive Voldemort as a Baby?'
      (I wanna be funny about this... but it kinda makes me cringe you got 4 likes already... ouch...)

  • @Draconis00788
    @Draconis00788 3 года назад +1996

    I'm so ok with the male equivalent to Karen being Tucker

    • @Bill_Garthright
      @Bill_Garthright 3 года назад +71

      I think the name should just be "Tucker" now for _all_ of them. Most people named "Karen" don't deserve that. But I'll bet that every "Tucker" does. :)

    • @Elizabeth-ll4tt
      @Elizabeth-ll4tt 3 года назад +15

      I'm gonna start using "tucker carlson" in place of "karen" or "Russell."

    • @toastoftowne1076
      @toastoftowne1076 3 года назад +3

      It would be .......... a Tucker

    • @CheshaGurimu
      @CheshaGurimu 3 года назад +12

      @@Bill_Garthright Chris Tucker is getting screwed over with this one. I'm willing to make that sacrifice.

    • @MrDalisclock
      @MrDalisclock 3 года назад +6

      I'd also be okay with Tuck Tuck or Tucky Bucky.

  • @Fluffkitscripts
    @Fluffkitscripts Год назад +1

    The party of family values- specifically, “your family, MY values”

  • @jimhood1202
    @jimhood1202 3 года назад

    Love the thumbnail expression. A wonderful troll of Tucker's "permanent confusion" face. Nicely done.

  • @Super__Goliath
    @Super__Goliath 3 года назад +252

    Anti-Karen Act is my new favorite legal thing behind finally being divorced lol

  • @JesseDanLee
    @JesseDanLee 3 года назад +1405

    If your audience doesn't consider it a joke and you are fully aware that they aren't capable of comprehending satire anyway, then you can't claim it's a joke.

    • @crobeastness
      @crobeastness 3 года назад +14

      I presume Carlson's audience is smarter than the average person. why would you suggest they can't comprehend something like satire?

    • @JesseDanLee
      @JesseDanLee 3 года назад +148

      @@crobeastness You presume? What information leads you to presume that?

    • @crobeastness
      @crobeastness 3 года назад +9

      @@JesseDanLee they listen to some good ideological content and reject other cable media (most of his fans that I talk to, like me, also reject the rest of the nonsense that is fox news).

    • @crobeastness
      @crobeastness 3 года назад +5

      @@JesseDanLee and yes I do know the difference between presume and assume contrary to how your tone might suggest.

    • @lookbovine
      @lookbovine 3 года назад +48

      - more that it’s unclear one minute to the next whether it’s satire or not, so reasonable people cannot tell what aspect is satire...then he cannot claim one part is a joke while the rest is news. Though even false news is claimed to be facetious (“asking questions”), this is by definition joking and so no defense for delivering false news. (Factual news can be delivered facetiously a la Last Week Tonight with Jon Oliver.)

  • @iloveplasticbottles
    @iloveplasticbottles 2 года назад +2

    "they're symbols of shame and submission"
    Dude doesn't know just how badly people wanna be dominated.

  • @YoungWolfe15
    @YoungWolfe15 2 года назад

    Can you link the two medical RUclips channels you recommended in this vid?

  • @FortoFight
    @FortoFight 3 года назад +114

    "Karens and Tuckers of the world" I believe we've just found the male equivalent of "Karen" after all this time. Whenever a man acts entitled or nosy, and especially if they wish to see the manager, I propose that they be called "Tucker".

  • @Glaswalker1001
    @Glaswalker1001 3 года назад +250

    Well my friends wife was attacked by some Corona denial nut jobs and she and the kids were literally traumatized.
    And I'm not talking about shouting at her, she was pulled of her bike and pushed around by this couple.
    People are going insane out there.

    • @SeanStrife
      @SeanStrife 3 года назад +31

      ...going? They've BEEN insane.

    • @laurencefraser
      @laurencefraser 3 года назад +17

      @@SeanStrife are insane.. they're not getting Less crazy, either.

    • @wnose
      @wnose 3 года назад +25

      Did she press a suit for assault and battery? Kaching!

    • @nmxsanchez
      @nmxsanchez 3 года назад +21

      Wow.. I'm sorry for your friends wife and her kids, that's awful. Shame on everyone who made a medical issue a cultural one. All in pursuit of the almighty dollar. Capitalism baby.

    • @Glaswalker1001
      @Glaswalker1001 3 года назад +23

      ​@@wnose She is reluctant to do so as she thinks that it wouldn't help and only prolong the time she has to think about it.
      Her husband and I don't agree with her on that, but you can't force her to press charges I guess.

  • @nikkiiv9259
    @nikkiiv9259 3 года назад +1

    "keep calling until someone arrives"
    Caller: *Gets arrested

  • @stradius
    @stradius 3 года назад +1

    I love how little veiling you're doing at this point. Big fan, Legal Eagle.
    Also please do Psych and/or Community episode reviews.

  • @sackettsnodgrass9260
    @sackettsnodgrass9260 3 года назад +168

    We have a Karen in our neighborhood who called the police on some middle school kids touching her mailbox. Not opening her mail box, not damaging her mailbox, but touching it as they walked past her house.

    • @aegisfate117
      @aegisfate117 3 года назад +14

      On the otherhand those stupid ass kids shouldn't be touching shit that isn't there's. They know that lady is crazy and they wanted to provoke her.

    • @Valvad0ss
      @Valvad0ss 3 года назад +61

      @@aegisfate117 she shouldn't be calling the police for people touching a mailbox. Maybe the resources she wastes calling for sh*t like that should used for a nursing home for her. So she can get the obvious mental help she needs. Stop blaming kids lmfao that's pathetic dude. You have NO IDEA they did it on purpose Einstein.

    • @mikepastor.k6233
      @mikepastor.k6233 3 года назад +5

      @@Valvad0ss kids are up to no good like 100% of the time. You must have no kids.

    • @capusvacans
      @capusvacans 3 года назад +54

      @@mikepastor.k6233 If your kids are up to no good most of the time, it's not their fault, it's yours for being a terrible parent, or for seeing mischief where there is none.

    • @jasonarthurs3885
      @jasonarthurs3885 3 года назад +2

      Tampering with mail is a federal offense. Karens know this.

  • @shuumatsunojoshua
    @shuumatsunojoshua 3 года назад +188

    Legal eagle roasting Tucker Carlson is exactly what I needed today.

    • @QuinnParsley
      @QuinnParsley 3 года назад +7

      Jon Stewart roasting Tucker Carlson is also always worth a watch 😂

    • @fabisayshi
      @fabisayshi 3 года назад +2

      I'm currently getting death threats and being stalked by a Karen's husband, so I needed this video for my soul this week.

    • @daviddixon1432
      @daviddixon1432 3 года назад +2

      @@QuinnParsley John Oliver has a very telling roast too. If you are looking for more to watch!

  • @DjPichu11
    @DjPichu11 3 года назад +7

    LegalEagle, RUclips has been unsubbing me from this channel and this channel only, and I love your videos as well as this style of content, it encourages critical thinking which I admire, I think you should ask people to check if they are being unsubbed or not and see if anyone else is experiencing this same issue

  • @ListenerOfficial
    @ListenerOfficial 3 года назад +2

    How are there "limited funds" for Child Protection Services? I can't imagine many places that tax dollars could be better spent.

    • @AVClarke
      @AVClarke 2 года назад +2

      Social Services in general in the U.S. tend to get the short end of the stick on funding. Services intended for helping Abused Children, the Mentally Ill, Homelessness, Disabled people, Drug rehabilitation, services that help the community as a whole don't get nearly enough funding, but cities always manage to find enough money to buy the police dept a brand new helicopter or assault vehicle, or expanding the Jail. And people wonder where the calls for defunding the police come from?

  • @sydguitar99
    @sydguitar99 3 года назад +59

    The irony of the supposed freedom loving libertarian telling others what to do and telling them to get the police involved

    • @Vitorruy1
      @Vitorruy1 3 года назад +12

      Most people who can themselves libertarian are really not

    • @arachnofiend2859
      @arachnofiend2859 3 года назад +10

      Republicans don't see the police as part of the "government", they see them as a gang they can call on to violently enforce right-wing reactionary policy. Which is true, I guess.

    • @stevegruber4724
      @stevegruber4724 3 года назад +2

      @@arachnofiend2859 Which I've always found odd, 'cuz if the government was actually going to do a tyranny, it would be carried out by the police and/or the military.

    • @arachnofiend2859
      @arachnofiend2859 3 года назад +5

      @@stevegruber4724 You and I understand that, of course. Its an odd quirk of the American right wing that they see themselves as staunchly independent and suspicious of government institutions while at the same time being as subservient to police and military power as any authoritarian personality.

    • @postindustrial76
      @postindustrial76 3 года назад +1

      because Republicans love to think they are Libertarian because they like guns. They're all doing it to seem cool.

  • @phillipvandyke3887
    @phillipvandyke3887 3 года назад +744

    Carlson and his ilk make living a nonviolent life difficult.

    • @UltimateGamerCC
      @UltimateGamerCC 3 года назад +10

      more than usual i think you mean...

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      GAGAGAGAGAGA!!! I want to cut my toe nails... NEVER! I am the feet RUclipsr. Thanks for being a fan, dear phil

    • @ColdSnickersBar
      @ColdSnickersBar 3 года назад +40

      Literally. He's asking g his viewers to go get in people's faces. Now we gotta worry about that.

    • @alphacentauri1760
      @alphacentauri1760 3 года назад +5

      @@ColdSnickersBar I wouldn’t mind beating them up if they come after me...

    • @phillipvandyke3887
      @phillipvandyke3887 3 года назад +17

      @@UltimateGamerCC Yeah, that is a good point. It is just that every time he opens his mouth I hear him say “I would like you to punch me in the face.”

  • @robinmichel9048
    @robinmichel9048 2 года назад +2

    Thank you for so thoroughly dismantling this BS.

  • @ccv6741
    @ccv6741 3 года назад

    Objection! It's been two years since you have done a Better Call Saul review!

  • @ProfSnakes
    @ProfSnakes 3 года назад +289

    "Karen's and Tucker's" I vote we officially start using Tucker as the male form of Karen.

    • @loturzelrestaurant
      @loturzelrestaurant 3 года назад +5

      Legal Eagle?
      Can you cover something
      even more Insane?
      'Cuties'?!?

    • @TjPhysicist
      @TjPhysicist 3 года назад +4

      @@loturzelrestaurant i know this is completely unrelated to any point you were trying to make but upon reading your comment it literally just occured to me that 'cooties' is just how someone very young or not that well versed with english may mispronounce the word "cuties"

    • @alwaysdisputin9930
      @alwaysdisputin9930 3 года назад +3

      That wouldn't be fair on all the innocent Tuckers out there. They probably get called Fucker a lot already

    • @TheFallinhalo
      @TheFallinhalo 3 года назад +5

      i guess that works but i like to dub him, Tucker Karenson. given this situation.

    • @jackiechild9740
      @jackiechild9740 2 года назад

      I second that! 👏✊

  • @cheesemonster5432
    @cheesemonster5432 3 года назад +130

    The only man who could bring the Dramatic Chipmunk meme back to life after a decade of low exposure 🙏

    • @TAP7a
      @TAP7a 3 года назад +5

      It's an older meme, sir, but it checks out

    • @rhov-anion
      @rhov-anion 3 года назад +1

      My husband still does that face. A teen once said, "That's OOOOOLD!" It's a classic, but Dramatic Chipmunk is always hilarious.

  • @jacquelyncollier3904
    @jacquelyncollier3904 3 года назад +2

    You freaking. ROCK. So glad I found your RUclips videos

  • @alexandra2014
    @alexandra2014 2 года назад

    1:14 it's the suspense groundhog! XD

  • @SkatterBrain
    @SkatterBrain 3 года назад +48

    I thought mandatory reporting was a good thing until CPS showed up at my mom's house. Someone called them when I was 10 because I went to school without a coat, it was the first nice day of spring after 4 months of winter. They asked me if I had a coat, I said no, they called CPS. I owned multiple coats, but that wasn't the question I was asked, I just wanted to enjoy the sunny day.

    • @gregoryferber3231
      @gregoryferber3231 3 года назад +2

      How many times did they question her? Did they stop over weekly to make sure your mother did not sell your coats? How long did CPS take you away from you family? It must have been a horrible and traumatic experience for you to want to get rid of mandatory reporting.

    • @nonyabizness.original
      @nonyabizness.original 3 года назад +7

      @@gregoryferber3231 gregory here is missing the point: with great power comes great responsibility. there is almost no power greater than the power to insert yourself into a private family, their home, their personal interactions, look in their fridge, their closets, question their children, all with the possibility of using their ultimate power- the power to take their children from them.
      with that power comes the responsibility of knowing that a 10 year old kid not wearing a coat on a spring day is not a thing that calls for the pulling aside and questioning of the child. it's not a mandatory reporting situation at all, and the CALLER should have been warned.

  • @dragoon4530
    @dragoon4530 3 года назад +44

    Honestly the "Don't call the police unnecessarily because there's a non-zero chance that they will arbitrarily decide to fire and kill somebody regardless of the severity of the situation for which they are called" seems to be the bigger issue here.

    • @KRYMauL
      @KRYMauL 3 года назад

      The police are wannabe soldiers and why I might join the force.

    • @MaryAlice61
      @MaryAlice61 3 года назад +3

      The George Floyd shooting seemed to have put the price of a life at about $20 in funny money.

    • @oliverp3545
      @oliverp3545 3 года назад +1

      @@MaryAlice61 shooting?

    • @Alverant
      @Alverant 3 года назад +2

      For people like Tucker Carlson, that's a feature, not a bug.

    • @MaryAlice61
      @MaryAlice61 3 года назад +1

      @@oliverp3545 Sorry, that was a bad typo i made. my error, and you are right it was not a shooting. My point is still valid. For $20 in funny money, a murder can be justified in the minds of men in blue.

  • @venum17
    @venum17 3 года назад

    That Tucker face you're making in the thumbnail 🤣

  • @r1b3y38
    @r1b3y38 2 года назад +1

    I'm not sure where the line between free speech and yelling fire in the movie theater will end up being legally for these GOP clowns, but a lot of people are already getting hurt in the process of trying to find it.

  • @michaeldeleted
    @michaeldeleted 3 года назад +20

    Reductio ad absurdum: Can you SATIRICALLY yell fire in a crowded theater?

  • @fernandonunes7556
    @fernandonunes7556 3 года назад +112

    Child abuse is parents watching Tucker Carlson show in the presence of children, or tell children to do something because Tucker Carlson said so...

    • @PrincessNinja007
      @PrincessNinja007 3 года назад +4

      At least I no longer have to spend all the family car time listening to Limbaugh

    • @Ojos_Del_Sol
      @Ojos_Del_Sol 3 года назад +2

      @@PrincessNinja007 I feel that

  • @hwgusn
    @hwgusn 2 года назад +1

    That person is forcing their child to wear a shoe on their right foot! Prison!