Matt Gaetz, Explained

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  • Опубликовано: 15 апр 2021
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  • @LegalEagle
    @LegalEagle  3 года назад +657

    🇺🇸 Do you think Gaetz is in trouble?
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  • @jackdotsontv
    @jackdotsontv 3 года назад +2409

    If you feel left behind, just remember that Matt Gaetz didn’t have a high school girlfriend until he was damn near 40

    • @warlordofbritannia
      @warlordofbritannia 3 года назад +65

      Take your 69th like, you deserve it

    • @AngryKittens
      @AngryKittens 3 года назад +39

      I wanted to upvote this further. But it was already 69.

    • @jackdotsontv
      @jackdotsontv 3 года назад +17

      @@warlordofbritannia Nice

    • @steveweinstein3222
      @steveweinstein3222 3 года назад +19

      WINNER of the comments section!

    • @matthewferrantino9521
      @matthewferrantino9521 3 года назад +8

      Feeling conflicted. Doing what Gaetz did about it seems like the wrong thing to do obviously.
      But remember lots of people are still sadly looked over until they are 40. I don't wish them loneliness. 21 year olds should be advised to be interested in older men/women and 40 year olds should be supervised to look no lower than 21.
      Basically: in college stop trying to bang your classmates and start trying to bang your professor.
      Some people just won't get a high school sweetheart and they need to accept that if there is to be any balance.
      Most people can experience college stereotype absurdity. People know high school stereotype absurdity feels better and looks better in the imagination.
      You can't change the issue that people want things that are bad for them that feel good and that the solution to most evils is to order people to grow up and tolerate their own sadness. This has troubling consequences.
      There is no solution to solve for happiness, but you can solve for ethics. It just means that eventually all ethical people must be unhappy. Nobody trusts adults that are too happy. Everyone knows what it means.

  • @notsafeformiranda4271
    @notsafeformiranda4271 3 года назад +2321

    haha who remembers when he cast the only vote against an anti human trafficking bill in 2017? Such a crazy coincidence!

    • @l3gacy_-nitro241
      @l3gacy_-nitro241 3 года назад +113

      Did he even provide a reason for that?

    • @CorinneA3
      @CorinneA3 3 года назад +55

      Yikes... 😬

    • @billycarson
      @billycarson 3 года назад +58

      I believe the reason why Gaetz is showing to the public some of his criminal behavior is because this Republican party wants to show the public that joining & being one of their club members can do illegal things to young girls under age, etc. & cannot be caught thanks to the huge Trump swamp of connections of people in the State of Florida & its Federal Government. Maybe the investigations on Gaetz also like the Mueller Report will take 10 or more years to find anything wrong with Trump & his family so they can go to court & show the public what they did wrong? Also there maybe crooked high ranking Democrats also involved with Gaetz & also with the investigations of the Mueller report dealing with Russia. Bottom line if Gaetz or Trump & his family, etc. are really in serious trouble - they would all be out of the USA by now & stay away from jail time. The public will be waiting & waiting & waiting & waiting but except for the newspapers (which is none of their business) the investigators in the State of Florida & Federal Government will all say we can't find anything wrong in the Mueller report, Gaetz case, etc. & will just have to keep looking even though they are in or out of office.

    • @l3gacy_-nitro241
      @l3gacy_-nitro241 3 года назад +58

      @@billycarson Ngl didnt read all that but I think we should call this situation the beginning of the death of the Republican party

    • @billycarson
      @billycarson 3 года назад +29

      @@l3gacy_-nitro241 I sure hope you are right but so far nothing is really happening to get Gaetz into a court room or even Trump & his children. And so far there has been no complete overhaul of each Department like the IRS, Justice Department, Defense Department of the Federal Government in which many people will be fired (even some Democrats) to clear the huge Trump swamp & what lurks inside & you can add also the Trump State of Florida also.

  • @vogonp4287
    @vogonp4287 3 года назад +553

    He looks like a villain in an early 2000s Dreamworks movie.

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 3 года назад +18

      Anyone specific? One who's known for being short and trying desperately to marry a princess (as long as she's not green)?

    • @PrettyGuardian
      @PrettyGuardian 3 года назад +21

      @@ArcanineEspeon Syndrome.

    • @aaronk8440
      @aaronk8440 3 года назад

      Haha!

    • @pendragonfan42
      @pendragonfan42 3 года назад +3

      Nega-chin. Prove me wrong.

    • @UncleJrueForTue
      @UncleJrueForTue 3 года назад +4

      @@PrettyGuardian Syndrome was the perfect example of a self made hero and the hero who lived long enough to become the villain.

  • @zerocool1ist
    @zerocool1ist 3 года назад +151

    “When the multitude detests a man, inquiry is necessary; when the multitude likes a man, inquiry is equally necessary.” - Confucius

  • @Felcaster
    @Felcaster 3 года назад +853

    Tucker switching from his normal "look of mild befuddlement" to the dead statuesque stare of a man protecting his multi-million dollar media empire when he realized Gaetz was trying to casually connect him to this trash fire is still my favorite moment of the scandal so far.

    • @kennashey
      @kennashey 3 года назад +91

      I know! Now one wonders what else happened at this alleged dinner that Tucker says he does not remember? ;)

    • @jeffdroog
      @jeffdroog 3 года назад +27

      I assumes something along the line of,handies under the table...

    • @soundautomatic1
      @soundautomatic1 3 года назад +19

      pure comedy gold

    • @maryelizabeth6797
      @maryelizabeth6797 3 года назад +47

      Tucker dripped over himself running away while still managing to sit still doing the whole deer in head lights thing.

    • @huludicidal
      @huludicidal 3 года назад +21

      Human butt plugs with perpetually furrowed brows.

  • @iammaxhailme
    @iammaxhailme 3 года назад +2881

    Gaetz taking down Tucker Carlson with him would be about the funniest thing of all time

    • @RIUWithDrAndy106
      @RIUWithDrAndy106 3 года назад +53

      I agree with you. 😎

    • @kamenrideraquarius
      @kamenrideraquarius 3 года назад +48

      Please do tho

    • @NHope-md8ds
      @NHope-md8ds 3 года назад +122

      That day would become an annual holiday to be celebrate in my household. Barbeque and fireworks like it's the Fourth, presents for everyone like it's Christmas, and big kiss for my husband at exactly midnight like it's New Year's--absolutely glorious.
      🎈🎆🌈🥳

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад +27

      Poetic Justice at its finest.

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 3 года назад +80

      I saw the interview and almost fell over laughing at Carlson immediately distancing himself from that Trumpkin... first time I ever saw Carlson distance himself immediately for being toxic. It's a top-tier trainwreck when a friend at Faux News doesn't want their fingerprints on it.

  • @askthepizzaguy
    @askthepizzaguy 3 года назад +70

    Anyone: Disparaging comments about Florida
    Me, a former Florida resident for over a decade: "That's fair and accurate."

  • @Bhubnipz
    @Bhubnipz 3 года назад +336

    “Yes Tucker, I’m being accused of having relations with a minor. We hang out all the time, you’ve seen the women I hang out with. Remember all those times we all partied together? Oh, fun times pal so so many fun times we had together; me, you, and my alleged underage girlfriends. Tell the audience about all those dozens of fun times we had!”
    Tucker: “bro...”

    • @Jkjoannaki
      @Jkjoannaki Год назад +20

      He took him with him... amazing. Top 10 anime betrayals

    • @suehines2581
      @suehines2581 Год назад +5

      Then go to jail for a long long time.

  • @pigpjs
    @pigpjs 3 года назад +2497

    Every time someone says Florida in a way that implies it's the worst state, I imagine the state of Mississippi sipping on sweet tea and loving being under the radar for once in its history.

    • @willow8415
      @willow8415 3 года назад +215

      I recently wrote a paper on the riots at Ole Miss and I interviewed a man who was a student (and a tutor for James Meredith) at the time. Later on, he lived in Florida and he told me the panhandle there is much worse than anything he encountered growing up in Mississippi.

    • @mokaza40
      @mokaza40 3 года назад +146

      Kentucky just segregating education like "y'all ain't seen shit"

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 3 года назад +249

      Mississippi didn't get better, Florida just got worse.

    • @quantumhorizon
      @quantumhorizon 3 года назад +87

      I grew up in Mississippi, and no lies are detected in this claim.

    • @tri-angel
      @tri-angel 3 года назад +121

      Mississippi more like mississipping on some sweet tea

  • @thethoughtemporium
    @thethoughtemporium 3 года назад +3886

    That was the wildest transition to an ad spot I've ever heard.

    • @arne0107
      @arne0107 3 года назад +190

      LE's ad transitions are always top tier.

    • @erockromulan9329
      @erockromulan9329 3 года назад +45

      Devon knows how it's done!

    • @db7435
      @db7435 3 года назад +84

      I will forever associate Ting with sugar daddy venmo.
      Edit: Time to switch I guess. /s

    • @pweasel
      @pweasel 3 года назад +21

      smooth as gurgling moonshine

    • @ColinJarrett
      @ColinJarrett 3 года назад +1

      Silky

  • @matthewferrantino9521
    @matthewferrantino9521 3 года назад +179

    "I've been to Florida and that wouldn't fly in any other context in any other State"
    That's still hilarious.

  • @soldier4242
    @soldier4242 3 года назад +78

    I always find it funny when he is like "Hey if your going to be doing illegal shit stop leaving behind so much evidence."

    • @e22ddie46
      @e22ddie46 2 года назад +8

      Gotta be annoying for an attorney

  • @SsnakeBite
    @SsnakeBite 3 года назад +1011

    I love that Gaetz's defence seriously seems to be "yes, I committed those crimes, but I'd rather they not be treated as crimes, so can't we just forget about it?".

    • @johnmoussiaux7669
      @johnmoussiaux7669 3 года назад +96

      For the last four years that's how it's worked for him and his crew

    • @jeffreypierson2064
      @jeffreypierson2064 3 года назад +79

      @@johnmoussiaux7669 Longer than that. Gaetz, Jr had a couple of DUIs vanish.

    • @mariannenimon2746
      @mariannenimon2746 3 года назад +17

      @@johnmoussiaux7669 .....more like ALL OF HIS pathetic entitled life!

    • @manwiththemachinegun
      @manwiththemachinegun 3 года назад +26

      That's the modern Republicans response to everything, including their culpability in provoking the capital riots.

    • @elvisdelahoz3004
      @elvisdelahoz3004 3 года назад +3

      QUESTIONS FOR MR. LEAGLEAGLE: Suppose a threatening party knew (and had evidence) about Gaetz's sexual proclivities and crossing state lines with under age minors. The threatening party begins to blackmail Gaetz to prevent the information from getting out. With the help of his father wearing a wire Gaetz gathers evidence of the blackmail. Is this enough for Matt Gaetz to get a lighter sentence? Is there any way he could get out of this without serving Federal time. [PS in Matt's case which is worse the state of the federal charges? ]

  • @leah66
    @leah66 3 года назад +1069

    The fact that he suggested his own scandal name before the scandal came out should have given us all a big ol’ red flag

    • @TheBlarggle
      @TheBlarggle 3 года назад +268

      The fact he was _LITERALLY_ **the only** dissenting vote on a "Human Trafficking Bill" that was presented in the Senate was an even bigger red flag.

    • @Visitant69
      @Visitant69 3 года назад +104

      I prefer Pizza Gaetz for this one.

    • @skrounst
      @skrounst 3 года назад +141

      @Mario Mario "except he did nothing wrong."....... No...............

    • @RobBroph1
      @RobBroph1 3 года назад +6

      @@Visitant69 underrated comment.

    • @thepsion5
      @thepsion5 3 года назад +69

      @Mario Mario So, uh, did you watch the video?

  • @helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959
    @helpmemyspaghettiistryingt959 3 года назад +337

    I give this guy credit for even mentioning Matt Gaetz without throwing up

    • @spvillano
      @spvillano 2 года назад

      But oddly, ignoring the Mann Act, which a woman named Maxwell just was convicted under.

    • @TurdJesus
      @TurdJesus 2 года назад +6

      @@spvillano can’t jam too much into a video, you’ll overload and lose viewers track

    • @eleanorcooke7136
      @eleanorcooke7136 2 года назад +3

      There were loads of people on twitter who went after the dude and told him how disgusted they were and how he didn't deserve to live. Unfortunately, those people couldn't read the difference between Matt Gertz and Matt Gaetz. Poor Matt Gertz.

    • @Unqualifiedtake
      @Unqualifiedtake Год назад +2

      It is just a well edited video

    • @Original_Syn
      @Original_Syn Год назад

      @@Unqualifiedtake That or he was eating anti-nausea pills like they were candy.

  • @TheSpoonman00
    @TheSpoonman00 3 года назад +73

    3:24 "Here they are goofing around with known upstanding citizen Roger Stone..." Okay that got a chuckle out of me, well done

  • @Tiyath
    @Tiyath 3 года назад +445

    A floridian nestling doll is the same as a classic matroshka, except the last piece is an aligator made of solid methampgetamine. They call it a methtroshka

    • @TheImpossiBelle
      @TheImpossiBelle 3 года назад +18

      I feel like there was a missed opportunity for a killer krokodil reference. And yes, "killer krok-" was intentional.

    • @Tiyath
      @Tiyath 3 года назад +14

      @@TheImpossiBelle Unfortunately, all my thoughts regarding your answer were flushed straight out of my head as I was ripping up at the sight of your awesome handle. You, kind being, made my day! You have my gratitude :D

    • @AskMia411
      @AskMia411 2 года назад +4

      This comment is so understated!!!! XD

  • @BarnabusBarbarossa
    @BarnabusBarbarossa 3 года назад +643

    Party of family values, everyone.

    • @redcaddiedaddie
      @redcaddiedaddie 3 года назад +53

      Matt Gaetz: " I really value a certain young female member of your family! "

    • @kineticstar
      @kineticstar 3 года назад +12

      We'd love it if your family decided not to vote for better people than us in the GOP; how else are we going to make money and make sure you're not able to vote.

    • @tonidouglas5607
      @tonidouglas5607 3 года назад +37

      Yep.. all we heard for months was some form of “save the kids” or “______ is a ped0” with no proof, but now, some pretty solid proof is coming out of one of them actually doing some of that stuff they had such a problem with, buuuuut..... crickets 🦗

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 года назад +11

      Really.
      Close.
      Families.

    • @Kylora2112
      @Kylora2112 3 года назад +47

      @@tonidouglas5607
      Qanoners re: Democrats: "They're a pedophile drug trafficking cannibal cult even though I have zero evidence to point to this."
      Qanoners re: Republicans: "Sure they were involved in sex trafficking, but that's only because they're trying to bring them down from the inside! Even though they *are* the inside."

  • @keenanlarsen1639
    @keenanlarsen1639 3 года назад +59

    "known upstanding citizen, Roger Stone"
    Lol you got me with that one 😂

  • @ignitionfrn2223
    @ignitionfrn2223 2 года назад +16

    11:15 - Chapter 1 - Sollicitation
    13:05 - Chapter 2 - Enticement of a minor
    18:15 - Chapter 3 - Extortion
    20:30 - End roll ads

  • @SilverKnight16
    @SilverKnight16 3 года назад +247

    "Look, I've been to Florida, so that story would seem to check out--but it wouldn't fly in any other context in any other state." This is gold.

    • @Vohlfied
      @Vohlfied 3 года назад +37

      Police lights on the vehicle
      Flashing a badge
      *pulled someone over*
      not impersonating a cop
      yeah OK

    • @laminatedsamurai
      @laminatedsamurai 3 года назад +7

      As someone that lives in Florida and is very much looking forward to the day I leave....this statement is 100% accurate. Laws of basic logic cease to apply at the state line.

  • @pghchaos
    @pghchaos 3 года назад +1918

    Honestly the service that you are providing with your RUclips channel and breaking down all this political and legal news is so valuable. Your efforts are very appreciated.

    • @pvic6959
      @pvic6959 3 года назад +45

      Im thankful for this video. i had no idea what was gionng on. honestly, im still not very sure lol

    • @christophergreen6595
      @christophergreen6595 3 года назад +14

      Came here for the cartoons, stayed for BLM/Trump analysis.

    • @themusicaljunkie37
      @themusicaljunkie37 3 года назад +21

      It's also very non-partisan whether people believe it or not...

    • @billycarson
      @billycarson 3 года назад +2

      I believe the reason why Gaetz is showing to the public some of his criminal behavior is because this Republican party wants to show the public that joining & being one of their club members can do illegal things to young girls under age, etc. & cannot be caught thanks to the huge Trump swamp of connections of people in the State of Florida & its Federal Government. Maybe the investigations on Gaetz also like the Mueller Report will take 10 or more years to find anything wrong with Trump & his family so they can go to court & show the public what they did wrong? Also there maybe crooked high ranking Democrats also involved with Gaetz & also with the investigations of the Mueller report dealing with Russia. Bottom line if Gaetz or Trump & his family, etc. are really in serious trouble - they would all be out of the USA by now & stay away from jail time. The public will be waiting & waiting & waiting & waiting but except for the newspapers (which is none of their business) the investigators in the State of Florida & Federal Government will all say we can't find anything wrong in the Mueller report, Gaetz case, etc. & will just have to keep looking even though they are in or out of office.

    • @catholicdad
      @catholicdad 3 года назад +2

      Agree. VWill he cover Maxine Waters/LeBron James comments surrounding Chauvin? Is he non-partisan?

  • @tericonnelly3197
    @tericonnelly3197 Год назад +12

    Where is Matt going? I don’t think he should be able to work in congress! How does he get away with everything?

  • @TheMightyX
    @TheMightyX 3 года назад +21

    I think it’s incredible that you can cover this stuff so rationally when it just does my head in.

  • @drakedargon9681
    @drakedargon9681 3 года назад +323

    “I don’t recommend committing treason against the federal government, but if you do decide to invade the Capitol, consider Dura-Steel brand body armor...”

    • @pearchris
      @pearchris 3 года назад +23

      Durasteel; When you can't afford Beskar.

    • @Vesperitis
      @Vesperitis 3 года назад +11

      @@pearchris I think only the three of us get that Star Wars deep cut.

    • @aliqzakry834
      @aliqzakry834 3 года назад +9

      @@pearchris This message was brought to you by The Czerka Corporation.

    • @DrewKime
      @DrewKime 3 года назад +4

      @@pearchris This is the way.

    • @paytonkilmer1920
      @paytonkilmer1920 3 года назад

      @@aliqzakry834 the virgin czerka Corp vs the chad aratech industries.

  • @efremvercaigne7265
    @efremvercaigne7265 3 года назад +829

    The fact they refer to women as "vintages" tells you all you really need to know about them.

    • @Johnbartheart
      @Johnbartheart 3 года назад +3

      I don’t get that one?..

    • @heartlknj
      @heartlknj 3 года назад +116

      @@Johnbartheart like wine, so objectification.

    • @daxbruce3491
      @daxbruce3491 3 года назад +126

      The fact that Gaetz said "17 year old woman" said it all.

    • @Engineer_Who
      @Engineer_Who 3 года назад +18

      I believe that was the username she chose on that website.

    • @daxbruce3491
      @daxbruce3491 3 года назад +97

      @Mario Mario well according to the law there is. Plus when I was 38 I wasn't picking up on 18 year olds. I guess I'm just not a Pimp like you, I ain't cool enough to party like a rap star.

  • @keyissues1027
    @keyissues1027 3 года назад +25

    You will know them by their fruits: rotten grapes, putrid pears, smashed watermelon, moldy apples, sour cherries, and brown bananas.🍇🍐🍉🍎🍒🍌

  • @Freaksnake
    @Freaksnake 3 года назад +14

    This is the type of coverage the entire interested public ought to get in touch with. I feel fairly caught up now. Thank you eagle guy gentledude!

  • @candiman4243
    @candiman4243 3 года назад +204

    Just had a frightening thought, if the people we catch doing this are so stupid about doing it, imagine how many are doing similar things and getting away with it because they are better at covering their tracks

    • @daxbruce3491
      @daxbruce3491 3 года назад +3

      Duh

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 3 года назад +14

      What you basically said: I just discovered that people do crime and not get caught. Was your previous assumption that all criminals get caught?

    • @matthewwinchester4171
      @matthewwinchester4171 3 года назад +4

      @@Jartran72 god I wish I was still that innocent

    • @candiman4243
      @candiman4243 3 года назад +36

      @@Jartran72 The thought I had was about the ratio of all those that commit crimes to those who are caught being larger than we like to believe

    • @squillen
      @squillen 3 года назад +3

      Completely agree Candiman.

  • @5_qm610
    @5_qm610 3 года назад +337

    He started it off with a sigh, you know its gonna be good.

  • @AjentMM
    @AjentMM 3 года назад +24

    17:17 Wow, guess who was opposed to the Revenge Porn Law in Florida.

  • @FoxSullivan
    @FoxSullivan 3 года назад +16

    I've been trying to follow the whole Gaetz dumpster on fire because it's basically seeing a slow mo of a train wreck filled with republicans but even with that being said, you brought up so many new points and details that really made me understand that this is not what I thought it was, a Trainwreck; this is, in fact, a mess, inside a dumpster fire, inside a Trainwreck. Thank you Florida for giving us the blessings of Florida man for our amusement.

  • @kaley5730
    @kaley5730 3 года назад +1497

    “Russian nesting doll of Florida men” is a pure fact 😂 I love it.

    • @thelostant
      @thelostant 3 года назад +7

      I NEED THIS!!!!

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 3 года назад +13

      Florida Man's newest Super-power.

    • @Jaz_3001
      @Jaz_3001 3 года назад +14

      I believe the name for it is matryoshka of Florida men

    • @Mantafirefly
      @Mantafirefly 3 года назад +21

      Fractal Florida men. Infinite stupidity in finite space.

    • @badnewsBH
      @badnewsBH 3 года назад +9

      @@Mantafirefly That's a win, right there. XD

  • @DanBatesole
    @DanBatesole 3 года назад +321

    Funny how when a "swamp" is actually "drained" you find the gators right where you'd expect.

    • @deathchimp2
      @deathchimp2 3 года назад +94

      It's somewhat ironic that Trump actually did end up exposing huge amounts of corruption and negligence, but it was all in his own party.

    • @blueheartorangeheart3768
      @blueheartorangeheart3768 3 года назад +13

      In Florida

    • @MsRockstar013
      @MsRockstar013 3 года назад +5

      Well said!

    • @JohnBrown010
      @JohnBrown010 3 года назад +28

      I really hate how “draining the swamp” is portrayed as a good thing. They’re necessary to the local ecosystem and biodiversity. Draining a swamp would quite literally do much more damage than any perceived good

    • @Lack_Of_Interest
      @Lack_Of_Interest 3 года назад +7

      More like "Gaetorz".

  • @FavianTubeX
    @FavianTubeX 3 года назад +5

    Oh my god that was the funniest transition to a sponsored advertiser ever. I don't think anyone can top that

  • @splarx
    @splarx 3 года назад +5

    Love the videos so much. I wish you didn't need the commercial spots, but if that's what it takes to keep you going, I'm all for it. Thank you.

  • @KingoftheJuice18
    @KingoftheJuice18 3 года назад +599

    Oh God! Gaetz dropping, "You also know what it's like to be falsely accused of a sex crime" on Tucker Swanson McNear Carlson is so precious and righteous.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 года назад +46

      The _look_ on his face as Gaetz says it!

    • @dakrontu
      @dakrontu 3 года назад +62

      Yeah, that was a good moment. A great opportunity for Carlson to air his disingenuous well-practised deer-between-headlights expression of puzzled innocence.

    • @kindlin
      @kindlin 3 года назад +9

      @@dakrontu
      Ha, now that was a good joke.

    • @johnrobertson5555
      @johnrobertson5555 2 года назад +1

      Gaetz needs to be doing about 10 years in prison in the same cell with his Butt Buddy Donald Trump. But sadly he will not do even one day.The law does not apply to him as he is a member of Trump Elite.

    • @_somerandomguyontheinternet_
      @_somerandomguyontheinternet_ Год назад +4

      @@kindlin you can tell he’s internally panicking.

  • @jooyoonchung3593
    @jooyoonchung3593 3 года назад +303

    You know you’re in for a ride when the episode begins with a sigh.

  • @BabyMakR
    @BabyMakR Год назад +3

    How do Americans allow people with criminal records to get into public office?

    • @Nixeu42
      @Nixeu42 8 месяцев назад

      ...Because they haven't been convicted of anything bad enough to warrant getting that right taken away? One DUI that didn't go to court is not exactly a felony. That's the only criminal record he had prior to election.

  • @maruvek4285
    @maruvek4285 3 года назад +21

    Bit late catching up on your content (appropriate apologies where desired), still thanks for being legally, logically and aesthetically on point. You are a legal exemplar, in so far as legality can assume/presume/co-opt moral integrity. Thanks!

  • @lunaris69
    @lunaris69 3 года назад +232

    "if you are going to pay for illicit activity over venmo, then you'll need a good cellphone provider" dear god thats gotta be your best sponsor shill intro ever

    • @efulmer8675
      @efulmer8675 2 года назад +1

      Ting: "Wait! Stop! That's not the advertising coverage I want!"

  • @keithknows1809
    @keithknows1809 3 года назад +106

    In the quote at 2:45 he refers to them as "ex-girlfriends". He could have said friends or _anything_ else. My read of this is that he still wanted bragging rights amongst his peers. Too oblivious to even consider any consequences.

  • @aro4457
    @aro4457 3 года назад +16

    “Leave my name the F--- out of this, I’m serious Joel”
    This quote describes most of my entire childhood oddly well

    • @sarahamira5732
      @sarahamira5732 3 года назад +3

      I don't know If it's the way he read it, but I found that line insanely hilarious to me. I even rewound to listen to it a few more times while laughing lol

    • @_Jake.From.Statefarm_
      @_Jake.From.Statefarm_ Год назад

      I never had friends named Joel. ALways knew they were trouble.

  • @jescon87
    @jescon87 3 года назад +4

    My guy, you so seamlessly transition from your content to your ad read, you'd have probably been a helluva politician.

  • @Rattrap007
    @Rattrap007 3 года назад +979

    "Tucker we had dinner. You brought your wife, I brought a friend. You remember her. She used her crayons to color the place mat. She ordered off the kids menu. Had the My Little Pony sippy cup. You remember her right."

    • @invisiblepinkunicorn7626
      @invisiblepinkunicorn7626 3 года назад +32

      😂😂😂😂😂💀

    • @jpdemer5
      @jpdemer5 3 года назад +132

      Tucker's wife: "So, tell me about this dinner you went to..."

    • @That80sGuy1972
      @That80sGuy1972 3 года назад +28

      You took a hilarious artistic liberty one! I can imagine Tucker's immediate facial expression and distancing himself from Matt right there with that line replacing what he said. Will please someone make a parody video of the interview using that line! PLEEEEEEEEEEASE!

    • @BioGoji-zm5ph
      @BioGoji-zm5ph 3 года назад +45

      Tucker: "Yes, I remember... but YOU were the one using crayons, Matt. In fact... you were EATING them."

    • @fordbuiltf.3838
      @fordbuiltf.3838 3 года назад +5

      😆

  • @doloresdebeauvoir4960
    @doloresdebeauvoir4960 3 года назад +73

    U.S. Rep. Matt Gaetz was the lone vote in the House against an anti-human trafficking bill.

    • @user-nf9xc7ww7m
      @user-nf9xc7ww7m 3 года назад +12

      Why not use the classic word slavery? Human trafficking sounds like driving at rush hour.

    • @nixxyhasthoughts
      @nixxyhasthoughts 3 года назад +21

      That included voting against laws around revenge porn. Given he was apparently showing naked pics of people he slept with...

    • @jacquelinecallejas1390
      @jacquelinecallejas1390 3 года назад +2

      Gee I'm shocked. Just wondering HOW anybody justifies voting FOR human trafficking (by not voting anti trafficking) and how nobody finds that strange.

    • @matthewfairchild3846
      @matthewfairchild3846 3 года назад +2

      Perchance, it might be that slavery is not in fact the same as human-trafficking?🤔

  • @Tru1Tani
    @Tru1Tani 3 года назад +6

    I find it so funny that Venmo allowed child and adult solicitation BUT my getting a letter wrong in my email address and requesting the ability to fix it was a ban from the app...resulting in them holding $500 of mine and refusing to cash it back to me. I had to threaten legal action! But child and adult trafficking...oh no let that go on through

  • @ZeroKami86
    @ZeroKami86 3 года назад +2

    I use and mostly like Ting (some coverage/dropout issues here and there), but I will never understand companies that say "unlimited" but then clearly show a 22gb limit.

  • @totallylooney8292
    @totallylooney8292 3 года назад +671

    Maybe 2020 broke me, but I got this weird sense that the Carlson interview was Matt doing a "If you don't have my back, you're going down with me." Well, I'll just grab the popcorn and see what happens.

    • @NHope-md8ds
      @NHope-md8ds 3 года назад +32

      🍿I'm right there with you. Better than daytime television.

    • @dontmisunderstand6041
      @dontmisunderstand6041 3 года назад +62

      If only they all had that same "If I'm going down I'm taking you with me" attitude. Makes it easier to get rid of them.

    • @dakrontu
      @dakrontu 3 года назад +31

      I can imagine Carlson had a few choice words off-air after that interview.

    • @billycarson
      @billycarson 3 года назад +2

      Bottom line if Matt Gaetz does get charged with a crime in Court it will be because someone squealed on him like the whistleblower that caused the first Eternal Impeachment of Trump in the House & not through the current Trump swamp nest of people doing the current investigation. If this is the case - the Trump swamp nest of people in the Defense Department will get Matt Gaetz out of the USA fast by helicopter to most likely a place near the USA like Colombia, South America where he can continue with racketeering, etc. to bring into the USA, Russia, Iran, China, etc. young girls under age for making some big money which he has done for a long time as boss I believe.

    • @jkocol
      @jkocol 3 года назад +10

      I am way past popcorn. I am trying to think of what actor will play this person in the movie. Of the one of the many movies that will be made of the last four years.

  • @Maladjester
    @Maladjester 3 года назад +585

    Legal Eagle: "Don't commit crimes but, if you do, use _this_ service to do it!"
    Service: "Wait, he said _what?"_

    • @davidanderson_surrey_bc
      @davidanderson_surrey_bc 3 года назад +5

      Exactly. I made a similar observation a couple of comments above, in the reply section.

    • @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460
      @dr.braxygilkeycruises1460 3 года назад +23

      If you're going to throw your sponsor under the bus, at least make sure it's *My Pillow* or some other trash ass company. 🤣😂🤣

    • @tokyworld
      @tokyworld 3 года назад +20

      Dont drink and drive, but if you do.... better call Saul!

    • @christophercharles9645
      @christophercharles9645 3 года назад +13

      (And then after thinking it over) Service: "Hey, people committing crimes need affordable cell rates too!"

    • @curtiswfranks
      @curtiswfranks 3 года назад +6

      Arguing in the alternative. Standard lawyer tactic.

  • @mayamanign
    @mayamanign 3 года назад +4

    Just an FYI, please contact your attorney general in your state to inform him that police officers all over the country are using their license plate scanning devices to stalk pretty girls they see in traffic or by chance at lunch or whatever. They will see a pretty woman, get the tag number, put it in the database and get their address. Then they will stalk them and "accidentally" run into them a couple times at the same coffee shop, restaurant, etc and strike up a conversation. I've know of several police who have done this in my city, one even broke up a marriage of a friend of mine after his wife started having an affair with one of these cops who followed her after getting her address and for weeks kept running into her by "accident" when she went for coffee in the morning. Another hero doing hero stuff. :|

  • @smorgensterin4990
    @smorgensterin4990 10 месяцев назад +4

    I've met people like Matt Gaetz in bars. They all made me extremely uncomfortable and seemed weirdly anxious yet also cheerful and grandiose. Fortunately, I never went home with any of them.

  • @Copyright_Infringement
    @Copyright_Infringement 3 года назад +87

    I'm only halfway through the video and I've already lost track of what all the scandals are

    • @RyanBlackhawke
      @RyanBlackhawke 3 года назад +15

      That's because a new one seems to be uncovered every day. Godz what a putz Gaetz is.

    • @alexdasliebe5391
      @alexdasliebe5391 3 года назад +8

      🤣 Yup. Hence the “nesting dolls” analogy. Fitting! 👍🏼

    • @rocketsmall4547
      @rocketsmall4547 3 года назад +3

      i object! im confused!

    • @-Maxi.exe03
      @-Maxi.exe03 3 года назад

      Same

  • @malenotyalc
    @malenotyalc 3 года назад +117

    Forrest Gump explained Gaetz best over 27 years ago simply with, "Stupid is as stupid does."

    • @jbmazhar2000
      @jbmazhar2000 3 года назад +4

      that's conservatives in general lol

  • @truesimplicity
    @truesimplicity 3 года назад +2

    The ad was truly more interesting than the actual content this time around. I found myself really engaged and immediately researching Ting Mobile 🤣 Well done...

  • @bial12345
    @bial12345 3 года назад +11

    I think the Russian nesting doll analogy is more accurate than you realize here.

  • @postmasterspecific
    @postmasterspecific 3 года назад +193

    “If you want to engage in illicit activity, you’re gonna need a good cell provider”

    • @littleboxxes
      @littleboxxes 3 года назад +13

      weird flex Ting, but ok

    • @ting
      @ting 3 года назад +10

      @@littleboxxes Haha. Flex. Like our plan.

    • @Jartran72
      @Jartran72 3 года назад +1

      @Heinous Anus your not wrong

    • @ting
      @ting 3 года назад +15

      Criminals and lawfuls alike need reliable cell phone service, though we'd honestly prefer if the criminals choose someone else, per our privacy policy.

    • @redwolfcanisrufus
      @redwolfcanisrufus 3 года назад +1

      You mean a burner phone lol

  • @T33K3SS3LCH3N
    @T33K3SS3LCH3N 3 года назад +255

    Pizzagaetz trying to drag Carlson into the whole thing was absolutely hilarious. As well as the fact how blatantly corrupt this entire story is.

  • @pierrenivelt2586
    @pierrenivelt2586 3 года назад +1

    oh my ..... for me "internet historian" has the best "commercials" but you have by far the best transitions!! respect!!!

  • @FixNewsPlease
    @FixNewsPlease 3 года назад +5

    How crazy that someone who looks so creepy might turn out to be a creep.

  • @velloceti6898
    @velloceti6898 3 года назад +293

    'Vintage99' 😳 Hannibal Lector just lost his 'most creepy wine reference' award.

    • @TheAdrift
      @TheAdrift 3 года назад +20

      Right?! Holy hell, that was massively creepy. I’m glad I’m not the only one who was extra skeeved by that... like, that is a CHILD, my dude my guy. Maybe don’t be that way??? 🤢🤮

    • @thehoodedteddy1335
      @thehoodedteddy1335 2 года назад +9

      I mean just holy shit, it just shows what they think of the girl, not as a person, that’s for sure.

    • @Toywins
      @Toywins 2 года назад +4

      My first child was born in 99. Gaetz seemingly doesn't know hell is hot...

  • @carols.8103
    @carols.8103 3 года назад +69

    the creepiest thing about the tucker carlson interview was when Gaetz referred to her as a "seventeen year old woman" ughh dead giveaway at how twisted his mind is

    • @Bird_Dog00
      @Bird_Dog00 3 года назад +20

      Well, in "ye olde days" you were considerd a woman when you were old enough to bear children. So about 13 or 14.
      And since GOPers tend to live a bit in the past...

    • @kennethcook9406
      @kennethcook9406 3 года назад +16

      @@Bird_Dog00 And when a non-white child is murdered by by a cop, they call him a "13 year old man."
      But a white 17 year old who crossed state lines and committed murder is "just a kid."
      The place where their minds are, is absolutely disgusting.

  • @TheAdrift
    @TheAdrift 2 года назад +2

    “He was thinking about becoming a talking head on the ‘news’ organization, Newsmax” I HEARD THOSE AIR QUOTES, SIR 🤣 i heard them!

  • @windinhishair10
    @windinhishair10 3 года назад +7

    No matter how much attention this scandal gets it needs to get more attention

  • @madisonlink7141
    @madisonlink7141 3 года назад +85

    "And for some reason, he had flashing police lights on the top of his SUV."
    By accident, obviously.

    • @EmpureMedia
      @EmpureMedia 2 года назад +3

      Classic case of initiating a police officer with solely pure intentions

  • @FlintForgfire
    @FlintForgfire 3 года назад +459

    Glad to see LegalEagle's analysis of this case. Matt Gaetz is pretty screws, and he really deserves it.

    • @freddy04123
      @freddy04123 3 года назад +8

      I honestly have been waiting for this since I first saw a headline for it.

    • @nickv1212
      @nickv1212 3 года назад +16

      I've seen prettier screws.

    • @heinz57channel39
      @heinz57channel39 3 года назад +2

      @@nickv1212 haha I see what you did there

    • @Justin-tp1mx
      @Justin-tp1mx 3 года назад +2

      Not really, if he did the same things in any other state they would be above the age of consent and it would all be legal

    • @matthewwinchester4171
      @matthewwinchester4171 3 года назад +17

      @@Justin-tp1mx not really, and this video wasn't 20 minutes long just for that one issue, go back and rewatch it under the impression that the women in question were 18 and there'll still be like 15 minutes worth of material on all the other laws he possibly broke

  • @robinvik1
    @robinvik1 3 года назад +4

    You didn't explain whether or not yelling "CANCEL CULTURE!!!" really loudly is viable defense strategy.

  • @DivineFalcon
    @DivineFalcon 3 года назад +3

    The alleged extortionists had no influence over the investigation and could not in any prevent it from becoming public knowledge. AND they identified themselves. A lot about this extortion seems off, almost as if the whole thing was an attempt to muddy the water before the whole thing became public: "Someone tried to blackmail me, so I MUST be innocent!"

  • @thejackal007
    @thejackal007 3 года назад +176

    This is truly the Florida Man story that just keeps on giving.

    • @siriuspope3552
      @siriuspope3552 3 года назад +5

      I'd like it to STOP giving but I'll admit, I am amused..

    • @M.A.C.01
      @M.A.C.01 3 года назад +2

      I’m sure it’s entertaining Devin

    • @richardarriaga6271
      @richardarriaga6271 3 года назад +4

      Needs a gator

    • @sensitivecake
      @sensitivecake 3 года назад +4

      The key to this story was the mention of cocaine. I grew up in South Florida and this is some classic cocaine drama right here.

    • @evianpullman1953
      @evianpullman1953 3 года назад

      HOW phuck Stupid are peoples from Florider?!?!🤮🦠😀😡🥵🔒🐣🍕🐇🙀🙃😷🤬🦧👄

  • @LuccaAce
    @LuccaAce 3 года назад +316

    The actual video description: "Things get weird in Florida, but that's a tautology." Legal Eagle is a poet 😭

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 года назад +1

      What does that mean?

    • @kjj26k
      @kjj26k 3 года назад +15

      @@xmlthegreat
      I was gonna say the same thing, then I remembered I have Google.
      ~"Saying the same thing twice with different words"~

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 года назад +2

      @@kjj26k yeah I Googled tautology, I just didn't get the joke

    • @LuccaAce
      @LuccaAce 3 года назад +18

      @@xmlthegreat basically, he's saying that "Florida" and "something weird" are the same thing. My favorite example of tautology comes from xkcd: "the first rule of the tautology club is the first rule of the tautology club"

    • @xmlthegreat
      @xmlthegreat 3 года назад +5

      @@LuccaAce thanks for explaining, it's 1AM here and I'm unable to sleep so watching LegalEagle as a timesink.

  • @stephenmcguckie3107
    @stephenmcguckie3107 3 года назад +2

    This is the most accurate and EXACT investagative reporting ever told to date regarding Mr. G. better than any other newscast anywhere..................double thumbs up..................a canuck here cheers...............

  • @MrSlowestD16
    @MrSlowestD16 3 года назад +6

    This investigation is the gift that keeps on giving. It sorta reminds me of when Mayor Rob Ford was under investigation. The deeper they dug, the more shit came out. "Vintage 99" - lmfao, this guy is a gem. A tried & true predator through and through.

  • @KalHimself
    @KalHimself 3 года назад +373

    Matt: I'm innocent! You know this! Remember that time we had dinner?
    Tucker: My name's Bennett and I ain't even in it.

    • @ethanballou2626
      @ethanballou2626 3 года назад +9

      AHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    • @ENOREL
      @ENOREL 3 года назад +24

      I think PizzaGaetz was dropping hints to Tucker; maybe they've partied together in the past and PizzaGaetz has pictures or can name names.

    • @KalHimself
      @KalHimself 3 года назад +12

      @@ENOREL I wouldn't doubt it. Birds of a feather..

    • @peterspeters6114
      @peterspeters6114 3 года назад +3

      People with criminal act seem to attach themselves to Trump. Will Not be surprised if there are more found.

  • @eaglescout1984
    @eaglescout1984 3 года назад +585

    Gaetz: "I'm being extorted!"
    Judge Haller: " _Why_ are you being extorted?"
    Gaetz: (stupid frat boy stare)

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 3 года назад +54

      "I'm here about the Matt Gaetz scandal"
      "Do you have any idea how little that narrows it down ?"

    • @Rugelacharugula
      @Rugelacharugula 2 года назад

      You can just say "stare." The rest is implied at this point.

  • @LAVATORR
    @LAVATORR 3 года назад +7

    Explaining Matt Gaetz may be the most impressive feat on this channel.

  • @DSzaks
    @DSzaks 3 года назад +3

    Even after this thorough and well explained debriefing, I am still utterly dumbfounded by as to all of what's happening simply due to the sheer magnitude of the alleged crimes.

  • @daxbruce3491
    @daxbruce3491 3 года назад +230

    Brought to you from the party of family values and law and order.

    • @barleysixseventwo6665
      @barleysixseventwo6665 3 года назад +10

      The irony here is they're lawmakers and could probably see some of their illicit activities legalized if they had any sense of foresight...or even believed their wealth wasn't a shield against punishment.

    • @Z1BABOUINOS
      @Z1BABOUINOS 3 года назад +1

      Meaning, it would surprise nobody if it came from the democrats?
      LOL!
      Own it, baby! Own it! 😂

    • @WublicIndecency
      @WublicIndecency 3 года назад +7

      @@Z1BABOUINOS I don't think you're comment is as successful as you believe it is. Especially when the democratic side is trying to unite the two, not just claiming they're better.

    • @Z1BABOUINOS
      @Z1BABOUINOS 3 года назад +1

      @@WublicIndecency
      Sure, sure.... the dem party is all about unity 😂
      *Your* comment is not successful,
      and not just because of the poor grammar...

    • @YamiFudo
      @YamiFudo 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @indoor_vaping
    @indoor_vaping 3 года назад +137

    I was hoping for an explanation as to why his appearance activates my fight or flight response but this is good too.

    • @frank7328
      @frank7328 3 года назад

      Good one

    • @escutus
      @escutus 3 года назад +4

      Because Matt Gaetz.

    • @BigPapaGanda
      @BigPapaGanda 3 года назад +18

      It's probably all the babies he's eaten. Q just had the wrong party.

    • @rowdydirtyboy7984
      @rowdydirtyboy7984 3 года назад +14

      Serious incel vibes from Gaetz.

    • @JoesCaribbeanVanLife
      @JoesCaribbeanVanLife 3 года назад +17

      Is common sense and preservation instinct a valid answer?

  • @JEY28
    @JEY28 3 года назад +2

    Legal Eagle is just nailing it every time with these sponsors.

  • @thaat1
    @thaat1 3 года назад +1

    Wow! Loved this one... so thorough. You really put the work in on this story...

  • @Nevertoleave
    @Nevertoleave 3 года назад +332

    I just need a minute. Gaetz going, "Hi Anna!" like they're old friends, is killing me.
    Greenberg sounds like a serial killer in Law and Order taunting the police, and Gaetz is just like, oh is that Anna? Hi Anna! We're having a clam bake tonight. Next time you're up we should have one. It'll be so much fun!
    They have two totally different tones.

    • @blackday1013
      @blackday1013 3 года назад +41

      So glad I'm not the only one who thought that. He sounded so genuinely happy to be speaking with her

    • @funkemunky
      @funkemunky 3 года назад +31

      It’s cause Gaetz is a child. Never had to work a day in his life

    • @pearchris
      @pearchris 3 года назад +43

      @@funkemunky Yeah, I'm pretty sure Gaetz thought her reaction to the voice mail would be " Ugh those boys are so annoying " instead of, ya know, feeling harassed by peers like a normal person would feel when a person who's been stalking you leaves you a creepy voicemail.

    • @juliegaffney1849
      @juliegaffney1849 3 года назад +25

      "We're just discussing yr lovely qualities." Creepy.

    • @BowTie8Bit
      @BowTie8Bit 3 года назад +7

      Remember the Mayor from Buffy the Vampire Slayer?

  • @jonimaricruz1692
    @jonimaricruz1692 3 года назад +286

    I just love the expression on Tuck’s face during the interview with Gaetz. He looks like he’s severely constipated and taking a huge dump all at the same time.

  • @bow1ma
    @bow1ma 3 года назад +4

    Your analysis was very comprehensive, you really did a good job of not getting too political, and just sticking with the facts being reported.

  • @jamesfaucher4588
    @jamesfaucher4588 3 года назад +3

    This channel allegedly has some of the best transitions to ads I've seen.

  • @madeconomist458
    @madeconomist458 3 года назад +150

    "Vintage 99"
    "Keeping receipts of this crime spree is the best idea we ever had!"
    -Matt Gaetz (probably)

    • @clarencetse
      @clarencetse 3 года назад +19

      GOP's not sending their best criminals, that's forsure.

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 3 года назад +19

      I nearly died when I heard that they'd kept receipts...that's as dumb as I can imagine.
      That's how money obsessed these people are - they (allegedly) engage in illegal activities, but someone else has to pay...cheap bastards.

    • @drakedargon9681
      @drakedargon9681 3 года назад +20

      How else are you going to write your prostitution expenditures off of your federal and state taxes??

    • @Sorcerers_Apprentice
      @Sorcerers_Apprentice 3 года назад +6

      @@clarencetse Actually, these are the best they can manage.

    • @ianmacfarlane1241
      @ianmacfarlane1241 3 года назад +8

      @@drakedargon9681 I'm no criminal mastermind, (though I've never been caught 😉) but I knew...in my teens, that you don't leave a paper trail, (physical or electronic) if you're engaging in nefarious activities.
      I genuinely cannot believe how dumb these clowns are - receipts for drugs and underage dalliances🤣.
      Drug money, (money spent on drugs) should be treated as if it doesn't exist.
      They deserve all that they get for stupidity alone.

  • @davetheauthor9885
    @davetheauthor9885 3 года назад +125

    That hilarious moment when even Tucker Carlson is like, "I don't know anything about that, don't lump me in with this guy "

    • @shadymerchant1198
      @shadymerchant1198 3 года назад +23

      "You aren't dragging me down with you"

    • @kennashey
      @kennashey 3 года назад +17

      Now people are wondering what else happened at this alleged dinner, and how old was the "woman" Gaetz brought? Wonder if the Feds will show up and have a conversation with Tucker now?

    • @TCRS16
      @TCRS16 3 года назад +6

      @@kennashey mind his answer: he did not deny the dinner but said he couldn't remember the girl Gaetz brought. Yeah, right....

    • @JimmyDean59
      @JimmyDean59 3 года назад +2

      @@TCRS16 I mean, seems like something most people would forget.

    • @wthao
      @wthao 3 года назад +1

      ...i want to see carlson's reaction after the show and the phone call he had with Gaetz about it. lol

  • @pansexualsatan
    @pansexualsatan 3 года назад +4

    Does anyone think that any of these men will actually pay for their crimes? Because it seems to be a thing with these people; they know they'll get away with it so they continue doing it.

  • @Randor11
    @Randor11 3 года назад +2

    This is an amazing investigation !! And good explanations too. This must have taken forever ! Wow ! ❤️

  • @johnn8223
    @johnn8223 3 года назад +315

    I think a Florida Man set of Russian Nesting Dolls would just have an 8 ball of coke hidden in the center.

    • @SonsOfLorgar
      @SonsOfLorgar 3 года назад +14

      On a bed of LCD soaked hallucinogen shrooms with a couple of red capped fly mushrooms to spice it up...

    • @Larper64
      @Larper64 3 года назад +23

      I was thinking bath salts and meth. Maybe just a medley of unknown powdered drugs in a slurry.

    • @littleboxxes
      @littleboxxes 3 года назад +8

      more likely meth, but I like where your head is at

    • @junior3dc
      @junior3dc 3 года назад +8

      You’re all not wrong.

    • @SuzakuX
      @SuzakuX 3 года назад +4

      Coke? Maybe Miami in the 80s-90s. Florida these days is more of a gas-huffing, meth-smoking kind of place.

  • @Briaaanz
    @Briaaanz 3 года назад +160

    I'm not even halfway thru this video and already totally amazed at the amount of scandal involved

    • @SayHelloHelli
      @SayHelloHelli 3 года назад +1

      Same

    • @dsp6373
      @dsp6373 3 года назад +5

      I know, right. It’s like the truth was the opposite of what QAnon ever said.
      The “Storm” is actually happening, people will be getting arrested all around. This is going to ensnare so many more figures. But all the actors are the inverse of what Q ever claimed.
      QAnon may have been the biggest deflection psychological operation ever.
      The biggest fish may just be the very person who Q insisted was going to bring down the supposed worldwide cabal ring of etc etc etc.

    • @rudevol8355
      @rudevol8355 3 года назад

      It is like Russia gate all over again. Remember that conspiracy. Trump is a Russian spy.LOL.

    • @dsp6373
      @dsp6373 3 года назад +8

      @@rudevol8355 did you miss the news today? The USA government, no longer under Trump’s corruption, has for the first time confirmed that there was a back channel between the Trump campaign and Russia, and as a result sanctions will be put against Russia.

    • @thebatman6201
      @thebatman6201 3 года назад +1

      Yeah i was only vaguely aware this was even going on.. just when you think these people cant get shittier.. they surprise you

  • @qwkimball
    @qwkimball 3 года назад +3

    Asked to name his favorite constellation, Gaetz responded, "Ursula, Minor."

  • @loveydub
    @loveydub 3 года назад

    Hey Devin, which camera do you use? such a beautiful quality.... thanks!

  • @Mystborn1
    @Mystborn1 3 года назад +64

    "I've been to Florida, that does seem to check out" I'm still laughing at this line.

  • @pop5678eye
    @pop5678eye 3 года назад +24

    One of my favorite parts is how much this will keep Tucker Carlson awake at night from now on every time an accused predator is invited onto his show his network asks him to make excuses for...

  • @ellymizrahi1199
    @ellymizrahi1199 3 года назад +2

    I know part of Florida’s craziness is related to the way that they more freely report information, but I still have a hard time believing that accounts for all of the batshit weirdness there. I grew up in Mississippi and have lived in Texas for the past 5 years and I still can’t imagine such rampant lawlessness if everything was equivalent from state-to-state, and remember, one of these literally freely uses a flag that is basically a threat to murder someone.
    Florida, Matt Gaetz looks like Butthead from “Beavis and Butthead” if he fell thru that portal to the real world from that one Simpson’s Treehouse of Horror episode. Why would anything about him seem electable?!?!

  • @admiralhackett7686
    @admiralhackett7686 Год назад +4

    A year after this video, Gaetz is still actively serving in congress 😐

  • @joshuayung5158
    @joshuayung5158 3 года назад +50

    I got an ad for "save the children" before this video. Algorithm developing a sense of humor?

    • @brimeetsbooks
      @brimeetsbooks 3 года назад +3

      I got safelite auto glass. It goes off your cookies.

    • @shevek2954
      @shevek2954 3 года назад +1

      QaNon people were right, they only got the political party wrong /s

  • @CianMurray-gs7ui
    @CianMurray-gs7ui 3 года назад +185

    “People tried to blackmail me by threatening to tell everyone about the thing I did, and I helped the FBI catch the blackmailers, therefore I cannot be guilty of the first thing”
    absolutely stellar defense

    • @bazzfromthebackground3696
      @bazzfromthebackground3696 3 года назад +20

      "Yeah I did it, but I was told it was ok. So it's ok."

    • @johnmoussiaux7669
      @johnmoussiaux7669 3 года назад +23

      @@bazzfromthebackground3696 who could possibly expect an elected official to know the difference between right and wrong

    • @TherealP013
      @TherealP013 3 года назад +2

      @@johnmoussiaux7669 truuuuuuu

    • @DarkRipper117
      @DarkRipper117 3 года назад +7

      "yeah I did it but so did he, he and he....." It's gonna be glorious when he starts throwing other top names we don't know about under the bus to save his rotten skin...😂 It's just like I predicted as soon as tRump left office, they're gonna turn on each other, an SNL sketch couldn't had done better..👍😂

    • @sharksrppl2413
      @sharksrppl2413 3 года назад

      @@johnmoussiaux7669 And a legislator (i.e. writer of laws) at that. . .

  • @russcrawford3310
    @russcrawford3310 3 года назад

    Oh Lord ... the best opening 3 seconds in RUclips history ... nailed it, Mr. Eagle, just nailed it ...