Why Do I Always Attract Big Women - Ralph Porter
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- Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
- Somebody's gonna love your big a** but it ain't Ralph Porter! Originally filmed 9/22/19
For more Ralph Porter follow him on Instagram @ralphporter
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"i can hear them looking at me" i can't- 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
All the time....hahaha
If he's married... Why he in the club anyway????? 🤷🏽 Ijs
@@boymom-k4 i know right 😂😂😂😂😂
He never said when this was, no one ever uses deductive reasoning anymore…
the fact that he told them shut up! and they laughed even hard A+++
Appreciate it...
he got that from kevin heart
@@twotwentietwo who is Kevin Hart?
@@wensleymichel505…boy
Man said I can hear them looking at me lmao 😂😂😭
LMAO
And I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
I just stopped by to say........Damn you fine! ☺
@@kitaboo404 thank ya ma’am 😅
@@kitaboo404 💀🤣🤣
I love how he started it off. I felt so confident... *then boom* 🤣 I've never laughed so much at my self esteem melting away lmfaooo
Right! 🤣🤣
Neither one of you have any need to worry. Both yall cute!
😂😂 you not Big
@cameoroyale hahaha....but you know you look good
Dam... im looking at both of yall pics thinking yall aint the ones he talking bout!!! Yall sexy big girls.. lol!!!
His physical comedy is impeccable 😂
I laughed all the way through. He's fun and funny. 😅😀😆
Hey Nezi!!
@@blkboentinquiry3553 Heeeeeeeey! 😁😍
Shoutout to all the BBWs! Luv y’all
He killed me when he started swishing like a damn car wash. Lmao
A car wash....hilarious!!!!
Me too 😂😂😂
“I rolled over and thought it was another broad in the room” 😂😂😂
I was dying when he said “I heard you looking at me”! That’s funny 😄
Man did his daily workout on the stage lmao 😂😂😂😭😂😭
This man is hilarious....this dude had me laughing out loud in my office so hard today
Chocolate Sundaes cures Depression.
🙏🏾
So true I’m just smiling & laughing away please keep it coming
@@tootsie-roll1804 Keep smiling and laughing, it looks great on you
Thats an understatement.
As a lover of big women I find this to be accurate as f*ck! 😂😂
And as a big girl he never told one lie🤣🤣🤣
@@dipchips34garvis68 very true
Do you bang the sweaty rolls?
Real talk and I’m a lil nigga myself 😂
They gon take care of yo ass foreeal 🤣
Dawg, the way he looked around after “all of this could be yours” was my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣
I love a comic that'll make you laugh WITH people, not only AT people (': ❤️ it's a lost art
must be fatt!😂
200. With, not at, an art 🎨🎭🙇🌞🥳
@@lenaely6146
The evenness of it all 🌹! Beautiful (:
I wouldn't call it lost. It may be less popular but it's not gone
and at himself!
"Hear them looking at me " I'm dead AF 🤣🤣🤣
Yeahhhhh @BighomieJ5x...
I can hear you looking at me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will be using that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
He said a bitch might want some popcorn. I died!😂😂😂💀
Funny how he started off saying he was married and off limits. Things took a turn at the end though.
hahaha
I’m actually crying. I’ve got tears running down my face and I’m breathing funny 🤣 almost killed me.
He has good material with excellent timing 👏. I like him.
I appreciate that bro
Don't let Kevin Samuels here this 🤣
DAMN I SAID THE SAME THING!!!🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣
💯💯😂😂😂
HEAR...👂
Who cares if he does? Also, it is spelled hear*. Definitely telling of the IQ of his audience. Why am I not surprised.🤦🏾♀️
I got with a big girl once...3 times. After that everywhere I went big girls were throwing themselves at me. My dawg be like "you got that scent on you" 😂😂 shit always make me laugh. But I guess it's true.
Man my face hurt from laughing 🤣😂🤣😂 whole set was fire
@OCSwitchBeats I appreciate it.
I cracked up at food on the stove, on the stove and counter tops. 🤣 *But who's eating in the bathroom? C'mon now* 🤢😷🦠
my fat ass lil brother used to eat cereal on toilet. Now he big time
Lmao I eat food in the bathroom too
@@kelvinmann7993 oh ok.
@@thedredgod Hilarious...that's all I can say
@@thedredgod 🤣🤣🤣
They love my boney bass 😂😂I can relate 😂😂
Big girls follow me around like debo lookin for Felicia
@@legendlonewolf6009 nooooo💀🤣🤣🤣
Same.. Usually white girls.😴
@Tay M 🤝💯👍
#HUSBAND🏆
Lol. Same here. My boys even noticed saying......."i know which one is coming to talk to you"
Fire set. Great energy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
Thanks for watching david!
DEFINITELY 🤣
"I can hear them looking at me."😁😆
This brother used the word "wobbling"! 😂😂😂
Who does that right....this guy!
I went to PVAMU and all the big ladies loved me on campus 😂😂 I can relate
Texas repping.
It's real in Alabama mane.
Ok I see you Houston. What part?
He killed it ......LMAO!
Ralph porter is my mentor from Tacoma Wa. Easily one of my favorites ever
Oh my God my dude said I can hear them looking at me!!!🤣🤣😂😭
😄 They run up on me too. They like that lanky, basketball player build, and skinny girls want that swoll, running back 🏈 build.
Skinny guys tend to be packing too🤷🏽♀️
It's all about balance!
When he said, "ooh, what is this?"...took me OWT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣
The last joke on the bed had me HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA
Funny as hell. Also looks like Freeway Rick Ross twin 🤣
Hilarious Fam!!!! I got 2 1/2 Big Girls in rotation nowww! What am I doooooing in life?!?!😂🤣😭 Phuk that they’re good people!💯
This man is 53 in age but 33 in personality
They got the real Mac & Cheese; and come with loyalty.
I wish I was loyal.
It was 4:33 in, and I realized he was wearing a track suit 😂.
this did not go in the direction I thought it would and yet I laughed so damn loud I wondered if my neighbors could hear me
That was a clean set. Chocolate sundaes are always fire
Microwave in the bathroom 🤣🤣🤣
Plot twist... his wife is that big girl.
Don't let Kevin Samuels get hold of this 😂😆ay baby I heard you looking at me 😂😂😂😂😂
I HEARD YOU WAS LOOKIN AT ME!!! WHAT'S GOOOD 😆
5:13😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 damn the sound effect!
A big soft, cushy couch gives more comfort than a kitchen chair, any day.
I can lift a kitchen chair and we can go more places.
Facts....
@@jeffring8954 fat can be reduced. But there seems no cure for cruelty.
I don’t sit on women
@@jeffring8954 exactly
The Nacho libre pose 😂😂😂
This dude looks like the real Rick Ross 🤣🤣
Ralph bringing it to this set. This was brilliant.
He said Squish squash Squish!!😂😂😂😂
See, Now i wonder if I make the squishy noises 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
LOVE ❤️ his energy!!!!! Made my morning
Thank you young lady
She's a big girl. We love big women.
Mr. Porter!! Much Love from Tacoma WA
“When I be with my home boys they be like go see what she want” No nigga Stop 🛑🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀 this had to happen amongst every group of guy friends 🤣🤣😂
Oooo, they be on me!!!! Mommy, look at him girl 🤣😂🤣😅🤣. No means No!!
I heard you looking at me what’s good 😂😂😂
🤣🤣🤣... my wife pick at me all the time she say all you attract is big girls it's like they know you a chubby chaser
This was deviously funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣
this is one of the funniest bits i've seen in a long time. MOOOAAAARRRRR!
They don’t draw to much attention and will be your ride or die and the most loyal women gotta love your big women❤️
All this can be yours!.LOL..
😂😂🤣🤣his laugh is So cute.
1:30 Facts😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Yet people acted like KEVIN SAMUELS WAS LYING! He often said “Many men think like I do” and I believe that
Swish hah swish swish at the end 😂😂😂
Why oh why do I hear a little DMX in his voice.. Uh huh, Now y'all will too.☺
Real talk...I used to have to run from the big gals like Day-Day from Baby Dee in Next Friday😅😂😅
I knew a girl we used to call Deebo. She was six foot and probably around 200 somewhere. She used to palm our butts and we'd jump and be like man you tripping...but couldn't stop her though smh
@@denno3124 🤣🤣🤣
"A bi**h might want some pop corn"😂😂😂
2:00 is the funniest shit ever 🤣🤣🤣
Heyyy be some Good Pie Under That Shade Tree...Shiddddd.. LoL..LoveUp
Bro hit that wash cycle sound 😂
I can hear them looking @ me ( with the lip smacking) omfg! Lmfaoo!!!
Holy fcking shit im crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣
I ain’t laughed so hard in a while bruh this nigga is comedy gold
Mannn I been there. Thinking there was another broad in the room LOL
I heard you looking at me 🤣🤣🤣
He was supposed to flame those people standing up. TK would never🤣
Haha this dude is funny, good jokes 👍
This was actually hilarious 😂😂
Give me a drink..... shidddd give me another one
He had me weak 💀💀🤣
So good! Giggles giggles!
Bro they could’ve texted each other sit tf down my adhd A$$ got distracted 😭😭
Lol Exactly.
Annoying part was Porter wasn't just talking. He was doing a funny walk at that moment. And while making fun of his own walk he repeated it for effect and they were STILL blocking that part😒
Yoooo thtis guy is great 😂😂😂
Great set! Very funny stuff! 👍🍻🥀🤣
...i totally, completely prefer 'bigger, thicker natural women! 🖤🏆
Big girls have always been into me unfortunately, but I will say that they have always treated me like a king. One time I was even carried home by one.
Well by the sound of it..it ain't that unfortunate
Girl what is this 😂😂
How did the fat jokes get off during these times 😭😭😭😂
you're bloody funny...lucky you ain't back on that shelf or I might have to come over there and swipe you off! lolololol...that's a big girl laugh!!
tac city in the house.. good shit my guy🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯
Fasho...appreciate it fam
Tac town
Big ups RP!
Man! Straight up! My guy RP been at this for a Minute. Love to see people from the town getting out and smashing their goals.🙌🏿
🤣🤣🤣🤣. Very very funny and cute too.
Man this set was hilarious.....lmao
Haha the title made me laugh 🤭 funny sir
Legendary
I can hear em looking at me!! Omfg I’m dead!!
They know you're not strong enough to get'em off you.
🤣🤣🤣🤣 real talk! They like to dominate skinny dudes.
🤦🏽♂️ hilarious.
They do look down with that “you done fk’ed up now” grin 😛
Damn, he married, well I'm not watching then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣