Why Do I Always Attract Big Women - Ralph Porter

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  • Опубликовано: 5 фев 2025
  • Somebody's gonna love your big a** but it ain't Ralph Porter! Originally filmed 9/22/19
    For more Ralph Porter follow him on Instagram @ralphporter
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Комментарии • 585

  • @nandinipatel4728
    @nandinipatel4728 3 года назад +726

    "i can hear them looking at me" i can't- 😂😂😂

    • @mistafingaz
      @mistafingaz 3 года назад +9

      🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +5

      All the time....hahaha

    • @boymom-k4
      @boymom-k4 3 года назад +2

      If he's married... Why he in the club anyway????? 🤷🏽 Ijs

    • @nandinipatel4728
      @nandinipatel4728 3 года назад

      @@boymom-k4 i know right 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @chrisjohnston2565
      @chrisjohnston2565 3 года назад +8

      He never said when this was, no one ever uses deductive reasoning anymore…

  • @ChoiceOfficial
    @ChoiceOfficial 3 года назад +247

    the fact that he told them shut up! and they laughed even hard A+++

  • @markesgrant
    @markesgrant 3 года назад +519

    Man said I can hear them looking at me lmao 😂😂😭

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  3 года назад +24

      LMAO

    • @GiftsbyChosen
      @GiftsbyChosen 3 года назад +13

      And I hollered 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @kitaboo404
      @kitaboo404 3 года назад +6

      I just stopped by to say........Damn you fine! ☺

    • @markesgrant
      @markesgrant 3 года назад +5

      @@kitaboo404 thank ya ma’am 😅

    • @LeDoux_T
      @LeDoux_T 3 года назад +4

      @@kitaboo404 💀🤣🤣

  • @CameoRoyale.
    @CameoRoyale. 3 года назад +658

    I love how he started it off. I felt so confident... *then boom* 🤣 I've never laughed so much at my self esteem melting away lmfaooo

    • @Brit2949
      @Brit2949 3 года назад +21

      Right! 🤣🤣

    • @MrLewisb33
      @MrLewisb33 3 года назад +38

      Neither one of you have any need to worry. Both yall cute!

    • @dperfect28
      @dperfect28 3 года назад +7

      😂😂 you not Big

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +14

      @cameoroyale hahaha....but you know you look good

    • @tonyungfat
      @tonyungfat 3 года назад +12

      Dam... im looking at both of yall pics thinking yall aint the ones he talking bout!!! Yall sexy big girls.. lol!!!

  • @GDL364
    @GDL364 3 года назад +116

    His physical comedy is impeccable 😂

  • @NeziNappsakaNezi
    @NeziNappsakaNezi 3 года назад +186

    I laughed all the way through. He's fun and funny. 😅😀😆

  • @BeamCity
    @BeamCity 3 года назад +86

    Shoutout to all the BBWs! Luv y’all

  • @ladylioness4065
    @ladylioness4065 3 года назад +176

    He killed me when he started swishing like a damn car wash. Lmao

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +5

      A car wash....hilarious!!!!

    • @carlwebb7948
      @carlwebb7948 3 года назад

      Me too 😂😂😂

  • @paulghetto
    @paulghetto 3 года назад +192

    “I rolled over and thought it was another broad in the room” 😂😂😂

  • @michaelfaulkner5839
    @michaelfaulkner5839 2 года назад +9

    I was dying when he said “I heard you looking at me”! That’s funny 😄

  • @iommoh5869
    @iommoh5869 3 года назад +32

    Man did his daily workout on the stage lmao 😂😂😂😭😂😭

  • @jefff8467
    @jefff8467 2 года назад +48

    This man is hilarious....this dude had me laughing out loud in my office so hard today

  • @RecreationalUseOnly
    @RecreationalUseOnly 3 года назад +133

    Chocolate Sundaes cures Depression.

    • @ChocolateSundaes
      @ChocolateSundaes  3 года назад +19

      🙏🏾

    • @tootsie-roll1804
      @tootsie-roll1804 3 года назад +4

      So true I’m just smiling & laughing away please keep it coming

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +2

      @@tootsie-roll1804 Keep smiling and laughing, it looks great on you

    • @DarlinReal
      @DarlinReal 3 года назад +1

      Thats an understatement.

  • @mr.beatspt.2969
    @mr.beatspt.2969 3 года назад +488

    As a lover of big women I find this to be accurate as f*ck! 😂😂

    • @yaya722334455
      @yaya722334455 3 года назад +46

      And as a big girl he never told one lie🤣🤣🤣

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +4

      @@dipchips34garvis68 very true

    • @crzxm
      @crzxm 3 года назад +1

      Do you bang the sweaty rolls?

    • @matthewmoody8447
      @matthewmoody8447 3 года назад +11

      Real talk and I’m a lil nigga myself 😂

    • @clo9898
      @clo9898 3 года назад +12

      They gon take care of yo ass foreeal 🤣

  • @IssTrip
    @IssTrip 3 года назад +74

    Dawg, the way he looked around after “all of this could be yours” was my favorite part 🤣🤣🤣

  • @Blullaby
    @Blullaby 3 года назад +295

    I love a comic that'll make you laugh WITH people, not only AT people (': ❤️ it's a lost art

    • @a.jgaming2370
      @a.jgaming2370 2 года назад

      must be fatt!😂

    • @lenaely6146
      @lenaely6146 2 года назад +1

      200. With, not at, an art 🎨🎭🙇🌞🥳

    • @Blullaby
      @Blullaby 2 года назад

      @@lenaely6146
      The evenness of it all 🌹! Beautiful (:

    • @raykings5244
      @raykings5244 2 года назад +1

      I wouldn't call it lost. It may be less popular but it's not gone

    • @idc129
      @idc129 2 года назад +1

      and at himself!

  • @bighomieJ5X
    @bighomieJ5X 3 года назад +91

    "Hear them looking at me " I'm dead AF 🤣🤣🤣

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +2

      Yeahhhhh @BighomieJ5x...

  • @GiftsbyChosen
    @GiftsbyChosen 3 года назад +23

    I can hear you looking at me🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 I will be using that🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @HimizwhoIbe
    @HimizwhoIbe 3 года назад +24

    He said a bitch might want some popcorn. I died!😂😂😂💀

  • @SNKFA
    @SNKFA 3 года назад +134

    Funny how he started off saying he was married and off limits. Things took a turn at the end though.

  • @rn2511
    @rn2511 3 года назад +33

    I’m actually crying. I’ve got tears running down my face and I’m breathing funny 🤣 almost killed me.

  • @carlbowles1808
    @carlbowles1808 3 года назад +50

    He has good material with excellent timing 👏. I like him.

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +2

      I appreciate that bro

  • @Ohwowthatshowwedo369
    @Ohwowthatshowwedo369 3 года назад +157

    Don't let Kevin Samuels here this 🤣

    • @Ardante11
      @Ardante11 3 года назад +22

      DAMN I SAID THE SAME THING!!!🤣🤣🤣

    • @kellikakes81
      @kellikakes81 3 года назад +5

      🤣🤣

    • @dperfect28
      @dperfect28 3 года назад +3

      💯💯😂😂😂

    • @bomgodd
      @bomgodd 3 года назад +9

      HEAR...👂

    • @blkboentinquiry3553
      @blkboentinquiry3553 3 года назад +19

      Who cares if he does? Also, it is spelled hear*. Definitely telling of the IQ of his audience. Why am I not surprised.🤦🏾‍♀️

  • @yishaithegift9953
    @yishaithegift9953 Год назад +13

    I got with a big girl once...3 times. After that everywhere I went big girls were throwing themselves at me. My dawg be like "you got that scent on you" 😂😂 shit always make me laugh. But I guess it's true.

  • @ocswitch7626
    @ocswitch7626 3 года назад +54

    Man my face hurt from laughing 🤣😂🤣😂 whole set was fire

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +2

      @OCSwitchBeats I appreciate it.

  • @justicejoycetv
    @justicejoycetv 3 года назад +111

    I cracked up at food on the stove, on the stove and counter tops. 🤣 *But who's eating in the bathroom? C'mon now* 🤢😷🦠

    • @thedredgod
      @thedredgod 3 года назад +6

      my fat ass lil brother used to eat cereal on toilet. Now he big time

    • @kelvinmann7993
      @kelvinmann7993 3 года назад +4

      Lmao I eat food in the bathroom too

    • @justicejoycetv
      @justicejoycetv 3 года назад +2

      @@kelvinmann7993 oh ok.

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +1

      @@thedredgod Hilarious...that's all I can say

    • @justicejoycetv
      @justicejoycetv 3 года назад +1

      @@thedredgod 🤣🤣🤣

  • @quizzyquandadon9289
    @quizzyquandadon9289 3 года назад +50

    They love my boney bass 😂😂I can relate 😂😂

    • @legendlonewolf6009
      @legendlonewolf6009 3 года назад +3

      Big girls follow me around like debo lookin for Felicia

    • @LeDoux_T
      @LeDoux_T 3 года назад +2

      @@legendlonewolf6009 nooooo💀🤣🤣🤣

    • @TeamLegacyFTW
      @TeamLegacyFTW 3 года назад +5

      Same.. Usually white girls.😴

    • @peacebalancetruth
      @peacebalancetruth 3 года назад

      @Tay M 🤝💯👍
      #HUSBAND🏆

    • @chumps7974
      @chumps7974 3 года назад

      Lol. Same here. My boys even noticed saying......."i know which one is coming to talk to you"

  • @davidmeinie6699
    @davidmeinie6699 3 года назад +106

    Fire set. Great energy 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

  • @TheLovely990
    @TheLovely990 2 года назад +2

    "I can hear them looking at me."😁😆

  • @orenthiadillard8993
    @orenthiadillard8993 3 года назад +13

    This brother used the word "wobbling"! 😂😂😂

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад

      Who does that right....this guy!

  • @godvibesonly7137
    @godvibesonly7137 3 года назад +74

    I went to PVAMU and all the big ladies loved me on campus 😂😂 I can relate

  • @drecool6976
    @drecool6976 3 года назад +16

    He killed it ......LMAO!

  • @narinv
    @narinv 3 года назад +11

    Ralph porter is my mentor from Tacoma Wa. Easily one of my favorites ever

  • @toddwilliams938
    @toddwilliams938 2 года назад +1

    Oh my God my dude said I can hear them looking at me!!!🤣🤣😂😭

  • @90210Skye
    @90210Skye 3 года назад +33

    😄 They run up on me too. They like that lanky, basketball player build, and skinny girls want that swoll, running back 🏈 build.

    • @DiamondEubanks
      @DiamondEubanks 3 года назад +1

      Skinny guys tend to be packing too🤷🏽‍♀️

    • @dl2310
      @dl2310 3 года назад +1

      It's all about balance!

  • @tricie1605
    @tricie1605 2 года назад +1

    When he said, "ooh, what is this?"...took me OWT! 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @juliannakaberovsky4545
    @juliannakaberovsky4545 3 года назад +5

    The last joke on the bed had me HAHAHAHAHAHAAHAHAHA

  • @ephramwalton
    @ephramwalton 3 года назад +6

    Funny as hell. Also looks like Freeway Rick Ross twin 🤣

  • @Nov24thsFinest
    @Nov24thsFinest 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious Fam!!!! I got 2 1/2 Big Girls in rotation nowww! What am I doooooing in life?!?!😂🤣😭 Phuk that they’re good people!💯

  • @donnyouttheway4091
    @donnyouttheway4091 2 года назад +8

    This man is 53 in age but 33 in personality

  • @robertprince2651
    @robertprince2651 3 года назад +31

    They got the real Mac & Cheese; and come with loyalty.

  • @melchizedeck.
    @melchizedeck. 3 года назад +2

    It was 4:33 in, and I realized he was wearing a track suit 😂.

  • @kayebethelion
    @kayebethelion 2 года назад +4

    this did not go in the direction I thought it would and yet I laughed so damn loud I wondered if my neighbors could hear me

  • @BianicEpicVideos
    @BianicEpicVideos 3 года назад +21

    That was a clean set. Chocolate sundaes are always fire

  • @miltonrogers1395
    @miltonrogers1395 3 года назад +12

    Microwave in the bathroom 🤣🤣🤣

  • @sleeplezznightz
    @sleeplezznightz 3 года назад +33

    Plot twist... his wife is that big girl.

  • @dawgaintwyfrom4456
    @dawgaintwyfrom4456 3 года назад +2

    Don't let Kevin Samuels get hold of this 😂😆ay baby I heard you looking at me 😂😂😂😂😂

  • @mznaeture
    @mznaeture 3 года назад +1

    I HEARD YOU WAS LOOKIN AT ME!!! WHAT'S GOOOD 😆

  • @nkosinathimkhonza2332
    @nkosinathimkhonza2332 3 года назад +4

    5:13😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣 damn the sound effect!

  • @Shortie-Pie
    @Shortie-Pie 3 года назад +74

    A big soft, cushy couch gives more comfort than a kitchen chair, any day.

    • @robyearwood76
      @robyearwood76 3 года назад +19

      I can lift a kitchen chair and we can go more places.

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад +2

      Facts....

    • @Shortie-Pie
      @Shortie-Pie 3 года назад +19

      @@jeffring8954 fat can be reduced. But there seems no cure for cruelty.

    • @terrylevert3547
      @terrylevert3547 3 года назад +3

      I don’t sit on women

    • @pinchebruha405
      @pinchebruha405 3 года назад

      @@jeffring8954 exactly

  • @freedom4all3
    @freedom4all3 3 года назад +5

    The Nacho libre pose 😂😂😂

  • @sixx6sixx107
    @sixx6sixx107 3 года назад +10

    This dude looks like the real Rick Ross 🤣🤣

  • @ExtremePainGames
    @ExtremePainGames 2 года назад +5

    Ralph bringing it to this set. This was brilliant.

  • @paulanderson3930
    @paulanderson3930 3 года назад +3

    He said Squish squash Squish!!😂😂😂😂

  • @tarajamchenry171
    @tarajamchenry171 3 года назад +4

    See, Now i wonder if I make the squishy noises 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @candicemirisha912
    @candicemirisha912 3 года назад +25

    LOVE ❤️ his energy!!!!! Made my morning

  • @lapriayoung1193
    @lapriayoung1193 3 года назад +5

    Mr. Porter!! Much Love from Tacoma WA

  • @habituallinestepper7745
    @habituallinestepper7745 3 года назад +4

    “When I be with my home boys they be like go see what she want” No nigga Stop 🛑🤣😂🤣😂💀💀💀 this had to happen amongst every group of guy friends 🤣🤣😂

  • @tammysipple7602
    @tammysipple7602 3 года назад +4

    Oooo, they be on me!!!! Mommy, look at him girl 🤣😂🤣😅🤣. No means No!!

  • @josh-lv6wx
    @josh-lv6wx Год назад +1

    I heard you looking at me what’s good 😂😂😂

  • @midnightmorada2678
    @midnightmorada2678 3 года назад +11

    🤣🤣🤣... my wife pick at me all the time she say all you attract is big girls it's like they know you a chubby chaser

  • @ericnjoroge5813
    @ericnjoroge5813 3 года назад +6

    This was deviously funny.🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @maxxxatronix6933
    @maxxxatronix6933 3 года назад +9

    this is one of the funniest bits i've seen in a long time. MOOOAAAARRRRR!

  • @trutop9s103
    @trutop9s103 3 года назад +7

    They don’t draw to much attention and will be your ride or die and the most loyal women gotta love your big women❤️

  • @curtistinemiller4646
    @curtistinemiller4646 3 года назад +2

    All this can be yours!.LOL..

  • @yaelB9467
    @yaelB9467 3 года назад +7

    😂😂🤣🤣his laugh is So cute.

  • @ciarrajohnson3849
    @ciarrajohnson3849 2 года назад +4

    1:30 Facts😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣Yet people acted like KEVIN SAMUELS WAS LYING! He often said “Many men think like I do” and I believe that

  • @Tony024
    @Tony024 2 года назад

    Swish hah swish swish at the end 😂😂😂

  • @aprylb.3718
    @aprylb.3718 3 года назад +4

    Why oh why do I hear a little DMX in his voice.. Uh huh, Now y'all will too.☺

  • @MrAntd1
    @MrAntd1 3 года назад +26

    Real talk...I used to have to run from the big gals like Day-Day from Baby Dee in Next Friday😅😂😅

    • @denno3124
      @denno3124 3 года назад +2

      I knew a girl we used to call Deebo. She was six foot and probably around 200 somewhere. She used to palm our butts and we'd jump and be like man you tripping...but couldn't stop her though smh

    • @MrAntd1
      @MrAntd1 3 года назад +1

      @@denno3124 🤣🤣🤣

  • @amazingkhoza8835
    @amazingkhoza8835 2 года назад

    "A bi**h might want some pop corn"😂😂😂

  • @queensmickey
    @queensmickey 3 года назад +4

    2:00 is the funniest shit ever 🤣🤣🤣

  • @charlierobinson4525
    @charlierobinson4525 Год назад +1

    Heyyy be some Good Pie Under That Shade Tree...Shiddddd.. LoL..LoveUp

  • @archielean4349
    @archielean4349 3 года назад +1

    Bro hit that wash cycle sound 😂

  • @mwInfinity
    @mwInfinity 3 года назад

    I can hear them looking @ me ( with the lip smacking) omfg! Lmfaoo!!!

  • @Talbot305
    @Talbot305 2 года назад +2

    Holy fcking shit im crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @Devnaction
    @Devnaction 3 года назад +2

    I ain’t laughed so hard in a while bruh this nigga is comedy gold

  • @JG_RepairandClean
    @JG_RepairandClean 3 года назад +9

    Mannn I been there. Thinking there was another broad in the room LOL

  • @DanielleWashington1080
    @DanielleWashington1080 3 года назад

    I heard you looking at me 🤣🤣🤣

  • @MoneyMitch-AceDuece
    @MoneyMitch-AceDuece 2 года назад

    He was supposed to flame those people standing up. TK would never🤣

  • @MrLeifbob
    @MrLeifbob 3 года назад +12

    Haha this dude is funny, good jokes 👍

  • @augustrushreacts
    @augustrushreacts 3 месяца назад

    This was actually hilarious 😂😂

  • @hennyg983
    @hennyg983 3 года назад +6

    Give me a drink..... shidddd give me another one

  • @davidpeek6831
    @davidpeek6831 3 года назад +3

    He had me weak 💀💀🤣

  • @dimdaman
    @dimdaman 3 года назад +2

    So good! Giggles giggles!

  • @kwamebrown4389
    @kwamebrown4389 3 года назад +1

    Bro they could’ve texted each other sit tf down my adhd A$$ got distracted 😭😭

    • @undaunted1065
      @undaunted1065 2 года назад

      Lol Exactly.
      Annoying part was Porter wasn't just talking. He was doing a funny walk at that moment. And while making fun of his own walk he repeated it for effect and they were STILL blocking that part😒

  • @Leukick
    @Leukick 2 года назад +1

    Yoooo thtis guy is great 😂😂😂

  • @mickyv4538
    @mickyv4538 3 года назад +5

    Great set! Very funny stuff! 👍🍻🥀🤣
    ...i totally, completely prefer 'bigger, thicker natural women! 🖤🏆

  • @homersimpson5964
    @homersimpson5964 3 года назад +6

    Big girls have always been into me unfortunately, but I will say that they have always treated me like a king. One time I was even carried home by one.

    • @TheMzshaw
      @TheMzshaw 3 года назад +9

      Well by the sound of it..it ain't that unfortunate

  • @RickRijuanaPro
    @RickRijuanaPro 2 года назад +1

    Girl what is this 😂😂

  • @ty4647
    @ty4647 3 года назад +2

    How did the fat jokes get off during these times 😭😭😭😂

  • @emmaafa
    @emmaafa 3 года назад +2

    you're bloody funny...lucky you ain't back on that shelf or I might have to come over there and swipe you off! lolololol...that's a big girl laugh!!

  • @MarcusBandz
    @MarcusBandz 3 года назад +12

    tac city in the house.. good shit my guy🔥🔥🔥💯💯💯

    • @rpizzle05
      @rpizzle05 3 года назад

      Fasho...appreciate it fam

    • @jambajoby32
      @jambajoby32 3 года назад

      Tac town
      Big ups RP!

    • @Cleofis23
      @Cleofis23 3 года назад

      Man! Straight up! My guy RP been at this for a Minute. Love to see people from the town getting out and smashing their goals.🙌🏿

  • @rosedigitalmarketingmom
    @rosedigitalmarketingmom 2 года назад +1

    🤣🤣🤣🤣. Very very funny and cute too.

  • @cbrown8678
    @cbrown8678 3 года назад +2

    Man this set was hilarious.....lmao

  • @frankmackii904
    @frankmackii904 3 года назад

    Haha the title made me laugh 🤭 funny sir

  • @SmellLikeMoey
    @SmellLikeMoey 2 года назад +2

    Legendary

  • @woodie2103
    @woodie2103 2 года назад

    I can hear em looking at me!! Omfg I’m dead!!

  • @crzxm
    @crzxm 3 года назад +12

    They know you're not strong enough to get'em off you.

    • @RambosMullet79
      @RambosMullet79 3 года назад +3

      🤣🤣🤣🤣 real talk! They like to dominate skinny dudes.

    • @billbunch6762
      @billbunch6762 3 года назад +1

      🤦🏽‍♂️ hilarious.
      They do look down with that “you done fk’ed up now” grin 😛

  • @cl759
    @cl759 3 года назад +2

    Damn, he married, well I'm not watching then 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣