That announcement is everything whenever you show up to hangout with your white friends. Restaurants, bars, house parties, tailgating , etc. They will make you feel loved. 😂
@@melriquajackson8480 Same…loved. Lol. Not all of “my people” make you feel loved, just like not all of white people make you feel loved. I live in the South…I know my limits.
@@Dark.Casper6 I agree 👍💯percent! My white friends have always had my back a lot more than many of my black friends, especially black women. They just disappear when you start talking about racism, lol 😆😂🤣 The struggle.
@@sparklesp9304 I’m from Southwest Louisiana where Hurricane Laura & Delta ripped us a new one last year. If you’re worried about racism, you ain’t from around here.
@@Dark.Casper6 Oh, there's definitely still racism. It just depends on what part of the country that you're in, lol. If you're in an area where everyone's essentially mixed on some level either being part Creole or Cajun, you're not going to feel it like in other parts of the country like Oklahoma.
Went to college and all my friends were white. This is accurate as hell. My roommates grandma would make banana bread for me and send it in his care packages lol
Bestie from way back, Swedish. His mom sent him to work with a huge paper bag with handmade lunch for us both, everything made with butter. I waddled for awhile.
I'm white af and I second this opinion. That dude makes the party way better because he kick starts people conversing who don't know shit about each other lol
There was a Little Rascals episode where they pretended to have the measles and they all drew red dots on their faces. Except Buckwheat...his were white.
His "white person" voice, and how quickly he switches to it is subtle and hilarious. All of his white friends must be real "uppity", because they enunciate way better than me & mine LOL
I'm Navajo and same thing happened to me, wound up at a costume party in a college town with a friend and woke up in the middle of the night and I was Mr. Popular and shaking hands, talking, smiling... until I went into the bathroom. Phallus drawn on my face with a red Sharpie. "Now you're one of us, man!" But, it was a fun night. LOL
Ten years ago?? You wisened up. They're not all bad but most of them are sus. My best and basically only friend is white and he definitely agrees ijs no shade 😂
@@imemailingmybrother 😂😂😂😂 I STOPPED BEING BENEFICIAL TO THEM SO WE STOPPED HANGING OUT, THE FUNNY THING IS A COUPLE YEARS AGO I GOT BACK IN CONTACT WITH ONE OF THEM AND WE WAS SUPPOSED TO HANGOUT BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED
OMG I totally called it when he described white people announcing to the party that you've arrived. I fucking LOST IT. I said it at the same time: "Hey everybody!" 💀💀💀
That was hilarious. I’ve said for a long time, I feel bad for people who are closed-minded and don’t form relationships with people from different cultural backgrounds. There’s so much you can learn and enjoy from having a variety of people around you and in your life. We can form friendships based on what we have in common, but really enjoy the differences as well.
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Damn his covid mask joke didn’t get enough laughs 😂 it was gold
Hello, white guy here. Just discovered your channel and it's fucking awesome. I am autistic and have a hard time relating to people which makes it hard to enjoy stand up, but this guy is awesome. Strangely enough, I seem to relate more to non white people.
That mask joke tho 😂 Wearing a mask will humble you about your breath tho lol caught some ugly whiffs of my own breath a few times. Thanks to Covid I keep mouthwash in the car now 😂
2:33 Hilarious how he mentioned Narnia because moments earlier it crossed my mind when he talked about creepin in the closet with the quiet voice! I made a joke to myself about it being Narnia, then what do you know? He says it soon after! XD
I moved from Washington Heights NY, to Reno NV in the mid 90s for my middle and high school years. I can confirm that this is 100% accurate. My white friends stayed partying 24/7! When I showed up, they kicked it into overdrive LOL. "Leggy's here! Let's go get a fk'n keg!" 🎉🍻🥳😂😂😂
Most americans and canadians down here in Baja Mexico are somewhat like that, love talking to them, theyre always cheery and have an amazing sense of humour.
non of my white friends believed in drinking and driving but apparently snorting a line or smoking crack is okay and I'm like opening the door to jump out but they won't even let you walk home drunk your right
This is why I #LOVE stand up💯 I love it when the audience is as hyped too! I watch some, and it’s like some line’s just go flying over some audience members head, and I think 🤔 How are you not laughing hysterically right now?! You should be rolling around on the floor! Tear’s streaming down your face! Hats off to Ralph! From start to finish?! This guy had me in stitches😂🤣😆 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 😂🤣😆
The breakfast portion reminded me of how I became a fat kid. I became best friend with a white girl and I slept over at her house a lot. Them people can eat. The thing is they have a variety of options so they get real creative with that shit. I remember going to her house for the first time and being given a chocolate bar when I left. That was the day I knew I had to lock that bitch down and be her best friend. 😂😂😂 Back home we only had eggs on Saturdays. 😂😂😂
Of course there's always breakfast in the morning. That's are way of saying "Thank-you!" "Hope you enjoyed yourself last night.. Now get the f*ck out. We gotta goto work... But Bro! Bro! Next weekend Huh? What you say.. It's at Jeff's house.. Lol
lol the fucking with ppl part is hilarious. especially after a roast session. mayo in someones mouth or hot sauce on the lip. a bucket of water. you learn real quick to stay up last. and its a great laugh in the morning when someone has that "wow..really?" look on their face hahahaa
The introduction to their party is always about like that. You gon know everybody in less than 5 minutes flat and be drunk as hell with them 5 more minutes after that. Jaegermeister anyone?
My white friends recently bought wash cloths and cocoa butter lotion to make sure I stay over after we party.
Lol 😆
lmfao facts they don't have wash cloths lmfao learned that when I had white roomates
This is actually really sweet 😭
Those are good white friends. keep them well
I hollered when I read this! 😆
That announcement is everything whenever you show up to hangout with your white friends. Restaurants, bars, house parties, tailgating , etc. They will make you feel loved. 😂
White ppl make u feel loved? 🤔 how do you feel around your own ppl? If your black ijw?
@@melriquajackson8480 Same…loved. Lol. Not all of “my people” make you feel loved, just like not all of white people make you feel loved. I live in the South…I know my limits.
@@Dark.Casper6 I agree 👍💯percent!
My white friends have always had my back a lot more than many of my black friends, especially black women. They just disappear when you start talking about racism, lol 😆😂🤣
The struggle.
@@sparklesp9304 I’m from Southwest Louisiana where Hurricane Laura & Delta ripped us a new one last year. If you’re worried about racism, you ain’t from around here.
@@Dark.Casper6 Oh, there's definitely still racism. It just depends on what part of the country that you're in, lol. If you're in an area where everyone's essentially mixed on some level either being part Creole or Cajun, you're not going to feel it like in other parts of the country like Oklahoma.
Went to college and all my friends were white. This is accurate as hell. My roommates grandma would make banana bread for me and send it in his care packages lol
That's adorable
I live banana nut bread
Bestie from way back, Swedish. His mom sent him to work with a huge paper bag with handmade lunch for us both, everything made with butter. I waddled for awhile.
Awww that’s so sweet!!
Banana bread rocks, you're lucky af.
It’s an essential to always have a white friend that is a great announcer makes the party 1000x better 😂
Whatcho ass doing there ain't you suppose to be on trial and yo ass locked up fr 99 years?
I'm white af and I second this opinion.
That dude makes the party way better because he kick starts people conversing who don't know shit about each other lol
"Where'd you get a silver sharpie from!?". That went under appreciated 😂😂
It really did!
Omm
No one even picked up on the heat 😂
Where’d it come from?? It missed me
There was a Little Rascals episode where they pretended to have the measles and they all drew red dots on their faces. Except Buckwheat...his were white.
His "white person" voice, and how quickly he switches to it is subtle and hilarious. All of his white friends must be real "uppity", because they enunciate way better than me & mine LOL
Really? His white friends sound like surfer dudes from California who stay high. Lol.
@@emem2863 fr lol
It’s better than the dorky nasal one that most black comics do.
Lol uppity?? They sound like a bunch of stoner surfers haha.
thats college white guy voice...I know it well
I’m white and I can confirm this is how me and my bros talk, I don’t even care if it’s goofy it gets ya hype hahaahh
Lol I just loveeee it!!!!
Get that shit Blake!
Get it Blake
in the army with white friends they all fight to pay the bills 😂….good times
Hahahaha
Ong
That's what's up hooah.
Lmbo
You ain’t lying.
I'm Navajo and same thing happened to me, wound up at a costume party in a college town with a friend and woke up in the middle of the night and I was Mr. Popular and shaking hands, talking, smiling... until I went into the bathroom. Phallus drawn on my face with a red Sharpie. "Now you're one of us, man!" But, it was a fun night. LOL
As a white guy this is almost cringe how accurate it is.
😂
That aint cringe. The announcement makes the anxiety of meeting people go away and it's time to party
@@Dogen70 Hell Yeah bro!
Lmbooooooo
@@Dogen70 doing that and starting chants, gets everyone involved.
100% accurate. When I go drinking with them, I plan to stay the night. You’re not leaving. Lol
😂😂Facts
don't forget your weekend bad
Straight facts 😎😎 love those guys 😂😂
They'll fight you about that shit lol
HE'S ON POINT 😂😂😂😂 I HAD SOME WHITE FRIENDS ABOUT 10 YEARS AGO AND THEY WERE THE EXACT SAME WAY, GOOD TIMES AND MEMORIES
10 years ago?? Bro what did you do lol
Ten years ago?? You wisened up. They're not all bad but most of them are sus. My best and basically only friend is white and he definitely agrees ijs no shade 😂
@@melriquajackson8480 at least you can admit you are racist. At least you don't seem like a violent one 👍🏻
@@imemailingmybrother 😂😂😂😂 I STOPPED BEING BENEFICIAL TO THEM SO WE STOPPED HANGING OUT, THE FUNNY THING IS A COUPLE YEARS AGO I GOT BACK IN CONTACT WITH ONE OF THEM AND WE WAS SUPPOSED TO HANGOUT BUT IT NEVER HAPPENED
@@imemailingmybrother okay dummy
OMG I totally called it when he described white people announcing to the party that you've arrived. I fucking LOST IT. I said it at the same time: "Hey everybody!" 💀💀💀
This guy has good stage presence, seems like he would be a great opener to get the crowd pumped.
Facts
bruh had me dead "hope he didnt trace it". gold
I wrote that and performed it at his show 🤷🏽♂️ Ask anyone in Seattle who’s joke that is
And I'm pretty sure no one would say you ☠
That was hilarious. I’ve said for a long time, I feel bad for people who are closed-minded and don’t form relationships with people from different cultural backgrounds. There’s so much you can learn and enjoy from having a variety of people around you and in your life. We can form friendships based on what we have in common, but really enjoy the differences as well.
Damn his covid mask joke didn’t get enough laughs 😂 it was gold
Yeh, a homie I fell out with had a new mask to her face and said, "this mask smells weird" and was too to shy tell her it's probably not the mask
Yessss so funny
I literally think my neighbors heard me laughing at the end🤣😂🤣😂🤣🤣
I loved hanging out with my white friends when I was younger. No judgment, and fun! 😂😂❤️❤️
He did a great California surfer dude impression!
yeah they don't talk like that in the east coast.
@@8kigana nope, not in the mid west either
My child called me, “ dude “ . ONCE😳
All black people's white voices sound ever so slightly gay. Then again a lot of white people are little almost elf-like beings.
Never laughed so hard and almost passed myself at "Bro" 😆 He nailed it with the impersonation and voice and everything!!! Lmfao!!!
'Creeping back in a closet' 😂😂
This was a DAMN GOOD SET!!! It's very rare for me to find a comic clip that can have me laughing from the beginning, until the end. TOO FUNNY!!!😅🤣😂
I agree
Liking his truthful performance 💜👍🏽
Had me in stitches 🤣🤣🤣
So damn true
This was my entire experience moving to Indiana as an adult
What part? I'm from indianapolis...lol
@@martymcflyyy3157 Brownsburg, it's near Avon and about 15 minutes from Indy
I know exactly where that is..lol..
Hello, white guy here. Just discovered your channel and it's fucking awesome. I am autistic and have a hard time relating to people which makes it hard to enjoy stand up, but this guy is awesome. Strangely enough, I seem to relate more to non white people.
I have great white friends, lov them dude😅😅😂
He has Martin Lawrence vibes and charisma. I love it. Very good stage presence. Funny dude.
That mask joke tho 😂
Wearing a mask will humble you about your breath tho lol caught some ugly whiffs of my own breath a few times. Thanks to Covid I keep mouthwash in the car now 😂
True story
That’s called dry tongue syndrome, handle that lol
@@SCBB24 ah yes. That's the only cause of not so fresh breath lol
@@HueyDaKid69 No but he was talking about hitting the back. A lot of bad breath comes from not brushing your tongue too.
@@myrhev true true!!
Shout out to my guy Ralph Porter we used to hang out at Nate Jackson comedy show!! I'm glad you still doing yo thang!
2:33
Hilarious how he mentioned Narnia because moments earlier it crossed my mind when he talked about creepin in the closet with the quiet voice! I made a joke to myself about it being Narnia, then what do you know? He says it soon after! XD
Laughed out loud with Narnia mention, perfectly fit for visual and magical "mood" going on!!🤣💯 But already thought Narnia!! That's cool!!
Maaan my white homies be going HARD! If you go to they house to drink you ain't got no choice but to stay the night fr 🤣
I moved from Washington Heights NY, to Reno NV in the mid 90s for my middle and high school years. I can confirm that this is 100% accurate.
My white friends stayed partying 24/7! When I showed up, they kicked it into overdrive LOL. "Leggy's here! Let's go get a fk'n keg!" 🎉🍻🥳😂😂😂
Most americans and canadians down here in Baja Mexico are somewhat like that, love talking to them, theyre always cheery and have an amazing sense of humour.
Lolol definitely naturally funny. You make it look so easy!😂
They still make them car beds? 🤣🤣🤣
Lol Yeaa, my aunt just bought one last year.
This was actually kinda wholesome.
They was killing they selves 😆
He should work on a Denzel Washington impression. He has the tone
I thought I was the only person that noticed.
He’s got the ‘uncle rasp’
Laughed the whole time 😂 so true
“Oh just me? Just me?” He a fool for that💀😭
Bro this impression is way too fucking accurate lmao I legit know people like that
All around great set.
He sounds like Denzel Washington
Lol I can't unhear that now. Thx
My ninja. 😂
I hear it now. Before your comment I didn't. 😂😂😂😂
He sounds NOTHING like Denzel tf 🧐😩
I stand corrected 😩💯🤣
HILARIOUS!!!!🤣😂🤣😂👍🏾👍🏾👍🏾
This is soo surprisingly accurate 😂 🤣 😅
Ralph is mad funny lol. I also liked his other video here.
non of my white friends believed in drinking and driving but apparently snorting a line or smoking crack is okay and I'm like opening the door to jump out but they won't even let you walk home drunk your right
If you drunk, better to do some coke to sober up some. Makes the drive sooo good!
@@skyybutter1 facts
You could kill someone doing that tho
Don’t get me started, they wouldn’t let me drive my own car because i was drunk. The white dude that INSISTED that he drive was on mushrooms.
I am white and usually end up with cocaine when I drink.
By far the best impersonation of white people I've seen yet. I was that guy... bwahahahaa
What is this, Narnia, OMG 😂
Races are there, so we can laugh at each other, fucking love this ^^
Great set! Hilarious!
This is why I #LOVE stand up💯
I love it when the audience is as hyped too!
I watch some, and it’s like some line’s just go flying over some audience members head, and I think 🤔 How are you not laughing hysterically right now?!
You should be rolling around on the floor! Tear’s streaming down your face!
Hats off to Ralph! From start to finish?! This guy had me in stitches😂🤣😆
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
😂🤣😆
The breakfast portion reminded me of how I became a fat kid. I became best friend with a white girl and I slept over at her house a lot. Them people can eat. The thing is they have a variety of options so they get real creative with that shit. I remember going to her house for the first time and being given a chocolate bar when I left. That was the day I knew I had to lock that bitch down and be her best friend. 😂😂😂
Back home we only had eggs on Saturdays. 😂😂😂
😂😂😂
Of course there's always breakfast in the morning. That's are way of saying "Thank-you!"
"Hope you enjoyed yourself last night.. Now get the f*ck out. We gotta goto work...
But Bro! Bro! Next weekend Huh? What you say.. It's at Jeff's house.. Lol
Hilarious set!! 🤣😂🤣😂
I clapped the sh** out of the like button. Gooood set.
We take care of our friends…we’ll also teabag your unconscious body. You know, cause you’re our friend lol.
Jesus hahahaha
@ 2:20 .... Accurate AF 😂😂😂 It really be like that!
This dude is funny as hell 😂😂😂
What is this, Narnia? 🤣🤣 I am weak!
I thought it was alright until he said "I hope to God he didn't trace this shit" abd then I died 🤣
Finally, a COVID joke. 👏👏👏👏😂😂✌❤☀
I need to get me some white friends ...
Very convenient! Only person you got to call when you on the way to jail. They'll be at the precinct before you!
Just say Hi
@@scottvermiliion927 hi
A good set of white friends will open doors especially if you can drink. Don't out do them but be just the right drunk
And they offer free legal services too
3:25 “I’m think I’m goin home” I’m done with this dude 😂😂😂
yo his white college boy is PERFECT. BRUH. 😂😂😂😂
Priceless!!!!
Where did you get a silver sharpie from? 😂😁😂
Excellent storytelling
Hilarious 🤣❤️
This had me in TEARS!!!!
"Hey EVERYBODY....! Raaaaaaalph's Hereeeeeee!"
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Ralph got mad jokes man lol
Never thought DMX could be this funny 🤣🤣
More of Ralph Porter please🥲
The last dick joke at the end was funny. All the way around and down the back. Roflmao!
Dude is Authentically Hilarious in this skit.....and Accurate as Hell!
Brahahaha 😂😂😂 Ralphs' here!!!
hahaha "yeaa...im tryna to look at myself."
This feels like a lost depiction of white men thank u
Lmao this was amazing
Awesome set bro 👌 🙌
lol the fucking with ppl part is hilarious. especially after a roast session. mayo in someones mouth or hot sauce on the lip. a bucket of water. you learn real quick to stay up last. and its a great laugh in the morning when someone has that "wow..really?" look on their face hahahaa
Fantastic!!!
I couldn't stop laughing lol "fuck yea"
🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣I literally died. So funny
Dude I'm fucking crying 🤣🤣🤣🤣 he's not lyinggg
Bruh this got me dying!!!😭
This guy was good lmfao🤣
He was hilarious last night at the Laugh Factory in Vegas!!!!
The introduction to their party is always about like that. You gon know everybody in less than 5 minutes flat and be drunk as hell with them 5 more minutes after that. Jaegermeister anyone?
Hilarious bro 🤣 😂 😆 😄
Underrated asfuckkkk‼️
He does a really good “drunk white frat kid” voice
FUNNY AS HELL! 😂😂😂
Rolliinnng!! 🤣😂😂🤣😂
On god
takes me right back to college! that's *exactly* what that's like!
Funny from beginning to end. Great stage presence
He CMTFU!!☝🏽😂
"I'm tryna look at myself I'm like "*&YEAH*#($"
that one got me lmao
Great way to approach racial jokes. In good taste.