Weapons of White Destruction | TJ | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 30 сен 2024
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TJ is a standup comedian born and raised in Haiti who currently lives in New York. He loves bacon, dogs, and comedy. Probably not in that order. He's currently on tour all over America.
Instagram: / tjstandup
TikTok: / tjstandup
RUclips: @tjstandup1
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Credits:
Written and Performed by TJ
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Tom Atwell
Swing: Andreas Roalsvig
Cam Operators:
Troy Dobbertin
Rylie Field
Addy Farrell
Bill Pawlowski
Rebecca Rajadnya
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Mark Davis
Sound Recordist: Maxwell Phillips
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Sarah Cogan
Set Dresser: Monica Dabrowski
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Paige Asachika
David Berg
Maggie Rosenberg
Brandon Wells
Photographer: Michael Monti
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Triangle Loft in Manhattan, NY
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Thank you guys for watching! Thank you Don't Tell for having me. I'm touring all over America @tjstandup
You're a fvcking legend! 👏🤣
This was so funny
Caught your short of this set. Hilarious. Hope you have a great tour.
Thats a good set dawg loved it 😂😂
Your hilarious, I was watching this at work busting out laughing looking crazy
He's an emerging comedic star.. I seen this brother rip in French and Haitian creole too. And he was still a riot. He is simply brilliant
🙏🏾
@@tjstandup1yerrr! The legend himself. Rooting for you all the way bro
Where can I find him? Is he stateside?
Sorry ...where can we find those French and haitian creole work
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I love being a Mexican watching this thinking "Huh, I don't speak Mexican lol" and low and behold
😂
Oh yeah! I think about that, and if your Mexican American and don’t speak it your not Mexican to other Mexicans💀 also those segregated schools they’d put Latinos in, they wouldn’t allow you to speak Spanish cause then they’d hit you double colonization whammy 🦧
right, it made me laugh so hard
*lo and behold :)
It's that foreign exchange program 😂
He ended his set with a Deez Nuts joke 😂😂 legendary 👏
Ikr
Spoiler alert
He missed the opportunity to say “you might have taken my nuts but your kids will chock on deez nuts (the nuts)😅
brought me all the way back to the 90s!
Good thing I didn’t read this comment right away… punch line thief 😂
French foreign exchange program, also known as slavery. This guy is a hoot 🦉 😂
Edit: *1K Likes* Thank you!!
It’s too much to pay for French 😢😂
My grandparents are from Martinique. This hits home.
Someone watches Kam Patterson 😭
Rockos modern liife
As a white, none of this was funny.
@@dimitar297 As a white person, you just lack a sense of humour, all of this was hilarious. The best comedy is based on challenging truths. Just because you're not used to being the target of the joke doesn't mean it's not funny.
Another great comedian I've never seen! Really breezed through these topics with ease, great dry humour and good timing.
Love this guys vibe, spicy topics are always really fun done dry as hell 😅
Looks like the genetic love child of Kevin heart and usher.
😂💀 yeah I was in that program too. Three exchange programs actually; Portuguese, French and English. They just REALLY loved my country
The French only had Texas for 5 years, not long enough to get us speaking their language. We just speak Spanish and English here. Lol X)
No you weren't.
@@JediNiyteyou mean Nigeria wasn’t in that exchange program? Called occupation and colonialism? Okay, thanks for letting me know I wasn’t. Typical, considering white people are always trying to erase history.
@@xzonia1and you assumed I’m Texan because? Do I type in a Texan accent? Or you just assumed I’m Texan based on…? Jesus you internet people are mostly morons
😂😂😂
Saw this guy in the Netherlands in a room of about 6 people and he managed to do quite well with what he had to work with 😅 fair play
In the Netherlands?
-- 6 ppl? peanut allergies must have hit the Netherland shores too.
He is Coming back on MARCH 29TH
“This is the most subtle weapon of white destruction “ omg 💀
Love it!!
Very funny guy
6:37 lol
whoever the guy in the audience is with that contagious laugh.. you made my night
Sounded like Stavros 😂
That's his sidekick like Robin but he's just there to make the joke sound funnier by 10² × by the Joker
I’m definitely bias🇭🇹 but this is definitely one of the best sets I’ve seen all year 😂😂😂 TJ’s timing, the historical context, subjects, delivery, and his stage presence is like a 20year vet.
That was some of the funniest and smartest comedy I've ever heard! Race jokes aren't easy but this man nailed it!
Top notch!
"Okay this protest must be about... my life" 😆
This guy has serious writing chops. Totally top tier
I just wanted to reach out and let you know how much I enjoyed your storytelling session. Your ability to captivate an audience and bring historical figures to life is truly amazing. I particularly loved how you incorporated George Washington Carver into your story - it was a delightful surprise and it made my day!
I must admit, I was not aware of the fact that George Washington Carver was castrated, and it was a shocking revelation for me. Your comedy/storytelling not only entertained me, but also educated me on this lesser-known aspect of his life.
Thank you for sharing your talent and knowledge with us. I look forward to more of your comic relief sessions with a twist in the future.
Keep up the fantastic work!
Proud to see a Haitian winning!!!🇭🇹🇭🇹🇭🇹
As the son of a Haitian immigrate that French foreign exchange program joke was hilarious.
Naming your kid the whole Thomas Jefferson is such Haitian thing to do XD
Both Thomas and Jefferson are common names in Haiti
Loved it ! I did NOT see the punchline coming, even though I expected a reference to it somewhere, it was a brilliant build up ❤
Wow, one of the funniest sets I have ever heard, I'm literally crying of laughter. Much love from South Africa
All facts and all good jokes. Absolutely amazing bit. I would love to see more of him. Don't Tell Comedy never misses
Watching from Nigeria🇳🇬. One love
That's one of the greatest "deez nuts" jokes I've ever heard 😂
The writing, the timing . . . Just awesome! ❤
I love how he's making comedy from such painful history... We need to laugh more😂
… saw TJ last night in Chicago. What a riot. Keep it going my friend. Sak Pase
I’ve heard the George Washington carver peanut allergy bit on here before
This guy spirit is intact! What wonderful human being!
Best George Washington Carver joke I ever heard.
Your jokes are funny....I live in the Caribbean...Trinidad...I love your set.
This might be one of the next greats in comedy. Well written & hilarious my brotha👊🏾
This is legit funny, not one of those "polite giggles" routines where you just appreciate that someone tried.
Deez nutts!!! The context and timing is on point 😄😄. A Legend on the rise👍🏾
Oh I love him ! Finally some raw reality! Thank you for sharing your world with us !
Gorge Washington Carver was also a brilliant Horticulturalist and the inventor of sustainable agricultural practices that we are just catching on to today.
You're pretty good. Keep it up. Proud to be Haitian
I am just proud today seing him
That was a great show & well put together. The ending was classic!!!!✊🏽
This guy's a genius. The joke about Hispaniards was the best thing I've heard in such a long time. Would love to see him live!
T.J I cant even lie this was super funny!! I seriously hope that you blow up and do it big. You nailed this brotha. Well done.
To be real... He also speaks Haitian Creole because of that same foreign exchange program lol
Nope, similar but not the same thing
👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼
Yes my algorithm did me right for once , this guy is fantastic !
He was very! good. Loved it. More please. Thank you brethren.
He’s a natural and a comedic genius.😂😆🤣
This is actually a great set. I will keep an eye out for more of his stuff.
Hilarious! Perfect dry humor. Can’t wait to see some more
That was hilarious! Good delivery, excellent jokes! Needs a whole special rn!
The whole set is 🔥🔥 but that ending ? legendary 🤣🤣🙌
Brilliant guys this guy deserves a Netflix special.
Wow! That was hilarious. I haven’t seen a comedian with that kind of clever wit and comedic timing In a while. Good job bro.
Well done. Smart, Classy, Funny
Absolutely PHENOMENAL! You are a comedic genius to educate an audience and make them simultaneously. Bravo!
Ayiti nan kay la 🇭🇹❤
He is too funny! 😂🤣
Holy shit! You had a backup punch already inserted with the peanut allergy joke! Fuck'in genius! FUCK'IN GENIUS!!! Dude, your whole shit is rock solid. Y'all KEEP WATCHING T.J. Man I hope you come to North Carolina.
Amazing comic. Great material and delivery. Keep doing your thing brother.
A very polished set. My husband and I laughed the whole time. :)
I swear I’ve heard the peanut allergy/george Washington carver joke like 3 times just on this channel alone from 3 different comedians
bro, I swear to goddd!! They really be stealing jokes on god
I thought I was trippin', I have too
brilliant material and delivery!!!!!
Laughed but I'm also stressed thinking about how close to reality "foreign exchange program" in American textbooks really is. The GWC #DeezNuts button brought me back 🎭 #comictragedy #tragiccomedy
#livecomedy
#standupcomedy
#comedywriter
#comedyshow
Imagine if he didnt do comedy. Just lived his life as a Thomas Jefferson with an amazing George Washington Carver joke that only he could have connected the dots on and presented this way. This is why comedy is important. Beautifully done sir.
The crowd did not laugh hard enough at the end for me. That was brilliant 😂
Great set but I’ve heard the George Washington Carver joke from another comedian before.
I did as well.
That was refreshing, it's great anecdotal content. Amazing job Thomas Jefferson 🤣 ,looking forward to more of him!
😂😂😂😂Hilarious. Thank you RUclips for suggesting this. I’ll check out some more of his stuff.
Hilarious! Well put together. Seemed very comfortable.
Dying here 😂😂😂 this was absolutely hilarious and very intelligent too
O yea he good .. keep it up 🇯🇲
Proud of you BRO A, FIRST time hearing you..Bon Bagay , Haitian represent
The last joke was the best form I've heard that joke being done
It was a joke done by Garrick Barnard on Black Conspiracy Theories here
ruclips.net/video/yQekZG_eHls/видео.htmlsi=yjLgqkCV_RiXbAxm
You are a legend bro love your comedy. Greetings from Pakistan 🇵🇰
TJ, you should be the next Daily Show host. I think you'd be perfect.
Didn't realized that the person of interest whom I have Written a book report on back in high school is linked to a peanut conspiracy! I migrated in the 80s and it's the best year to see NYC in living colors. Much obliged for the laughs and wish all the best.
That was too funny and peanut joke was pricelesss
That was amazing but his time was too short, give that man an hour!
Wow this is fabulous writing!
"I think this is a protest about my life"🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭
Best comedian I have heard in years! Brilliant from start to finish.
*2:25* Everyone speaks English, cause England was the Bill C...by of colonizers
😂😂
That hit good, LIKE 👍
Very good! I'd pay to go see a performance. Good luck, God bless.
I love this, v clean funny comedy and I love how the mixed race crowd responded favorably to all the jokes. Love this and thanks for the laughs
The last joke was FIRE 🔥
I had to watch this a couple of times, I enjoyed it so much! Thank you.
Happy to hear that! Thanks
Hey, TJ!! I never heard of you before watching this video, but I'd like to tell you I really LOVE your comedy. If you are coming to south Florida, please let me know. I would love to come to see you -- but I need an electrical hook up for my oxygen concentrator. Loving it! Ps: You always gotta watch out for those foreign exchange programs!
That one black guy in the audience needs to be removed from the taping of this establishment because he’s a paid actor who’s getting air time as if he’s a regular guest, but he works there.
I clicked on the button for obvious reasons : chocolate calling! I ended up with chocolate with nuts 🥜 ! Very delicious 😊
Bro, funny in a different way 😂🤣😂🤣😂 he makes you laugh and think
Wow. This was top stuff! & yep ended with a deez nuts joke. Excellent
I am glad i stumbled over this video
Stand up jokes about racial comedy are usually played out because you have heard them already, this guy had a couple of new ones.
Fam I burst out laughing at the end while working and showed my boss this bit 😂😂😂😂 hope he's offended lol
Man y'all be killing it with the sets. Love this guy's work, hilarious.
"I speak French because of a foreign exchange programme" is insanely good😂😂😂😂😂😂
I can’t believe he ended it that way hahahaha
I will never look at George Washington Carver the same again. Straight up Killmonger level Gangsta.
Love this guy ❤
“….you got effed at some point, by somebody …” 🤷🏾♀️… 🇳🇬
Oi that was quality 👊🏼 I be looking out for this fella. Racial humour at its best and not the standard same old. Big up TJ 👏🏼👏🏼👏🏼🇬🇧
The vast differences between Black Americans and Foreign Black men, explained in less than 10 minutes. 😮 wow. Horrible joke about Carver. He was more than just a “peanut guy”. Also a bad example of a tragedy to triumph story. He died penniless, and his patents were stolen. Stick to foreigner jokes. Leave Black American topics alone.
Did you just tell him to stick to foreigner jokes? LOL!
Do you own the rights to comedy? or the rights to "Black American topcis" ? So a topic that's based on a group of people, inside of a group of people.. Wait, ALL AMERICANS are immigrants.. so wtf ? ... But on a serious note, do you think you have the right to tell him what topics to touch and which not to? Lol. That's almost adorable.
That George Washington Carver bit? Chapeau, mon frère.
My son's name is Carver. Absolutely loved this video... hahahaha I've sent it to everyone.