Black Conspiracy Theories | Garrick Bernard | Stand Up Comedy

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  • Опубликовано: 22 окт 2024

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  • @rowanasaurusrex5845
    @rowanasaurusrex5845 Год назад +1955

    "I'm tryna get rid of toxic masculinity so I can just powerwash my asshole in peace." One of the best sentences I've ever heard.

  • @JaeDooks
    @JaeDooks Год назад +2813

    “Imagine a whole family of Jamaican restaurant cashiers” the crowd didn’t bite this was hilarious

    • @itstheverve
      @itstheverve Год назад +211

      right?? because why are they mad that I want to support their business 😭😭😂

    • @gonnadanceagain
      @gonnadanceagain Год назад +82

      Yep! Just visit a Jamaican restaurant, or better yet, take a cruise/vacay & go get something to eat. It's not always a "yeah mon" with a big smile. Those women working the registers can help ya get out of there quick!

    • @Tsuki04wolf
      @Tsuki04wolf Год назад +123

      this crowd has not experienced this 🤪🤪

    • @OneAgileMoose
      @OneAgileMoose Год назад +95

      PURE CULTURAL COMEDY RIGHT THERE. (I type in all caps because I'm Jamaican/ trini and that's how I talk)

    • @JaeDooks
      @JaeDooks Год назад +14

      @@OneAgileMoose lol I totally get it 🤣

  • @MaxineShaw_84
    @MaxineShaw_84 Год назад +494

    "They have a kitchen island; they're doing fine." The way I yelped 😭 because this was the ultimate status symbol to me growing up. Especially the ones so big you can't reach the middle. So wealthy you can afford to be impractical. 🤩🤩

    • @TheUneducatedTeacher
      @TheUneducatedTeacher Год назад +7

      Impractical lmbao

    • @N0_UNITY
      @N0_UNITY Год назад +3

      seriously

    • @anope9053
      @anope9053 Год назад +8

      no but like i agree so hard i subconsciously judge the quality of a home simply by if they have a kitchen island and shit lmaoo

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead Год назад +2

      You know you're poor when you don't know what a kitchen island.. I'm poor..lol

    • @AaronHarver-dj4yq
      @AaronHarver-dj4yq 7 месяцев назад +5

      Them extra rich mf’s got the stove built into the island too

  • @leonelcadet3833
    @leonelcadet3833 Год назад +1007

    I like the fact he is naturally funny. Yo get homie more screen time. "I am not rich but I can move there and be your king".

  • @sarahhudson7108
    @sarahhudson7108 Год назад +563

    I remember watching him on buzzfeed back in the day. I’m so glad to see him crushing here🔥

  • @bubblesactivated
    @bubblesactivated Год назад +131

    “N*gga had a pool growing up!” I swear 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @tae7x
    @tae7x Год назад +238

    he's that natural kind of funny/engaging where he lowkey doesn't have to do much but delivers anyways. had the audience super responsive just 2 minutes in

  • @ameer8966
    @ameer8966 Год назад +270

    One time I was ordering takeout from a Jamaican restaurant. I placed my order and the cashier/server started to fill my platter. Without looking up she asked, “Is it a cat?” I had no idea what she was talking about so I asked her what she meant. Still focused on her job she said, “Your shirt.” I looked down and saw a couple stray hairs on me. She was right. I actually have two cats. Still, that shit was cold.

  • @mannuh452
    @mannuh452 Год назад +108

    "Ain't sh*t sweet n*gga!!" 😂😂😂

  • @illorenati8286
    @illorenati8286 Год назад +828

    The audience did not deserve him😂 this man funny af

    • @moniquen.johnson1023
      @moniquen.johnson1023 Год назад +8

      💯💯💯

    • @orihellcon
      @orihellcon 8 месяцев назад

      Name one joke to get a laugh?

    • @FetsumBerhaneDire
      @FetsumBerhaneDire 8 месяцев назад +2

      His delivery is really bad

    • @absyusuf4932
      @absyusuf4932 7 месяцев назад

      I died when he said “Imagine a whole family of Jamaican restaurant cashiers” lool people must have thought its racist if they laugh lool they def didn't deserve bro.

    • @AWAS-ps8sr
      @AWAS-ps8sr 7 месяцев назад

      sorry he is not!!!!!

  • @anarchist_parable
    @anarchist_parable Год назад +876

    As a Trinidadian I can confirm that Caribbean people are universally cantankerous 😂

    • @latoyaracquel1680
      @latoyaracquel1680 Год назад +47

      No lie, I used the word cantankerous in a YT comment earlier today. #random

    • @richardkittrell3133
      @richardkittrell3133 Год назад +8

      WORD!!!

    • @arri5448
      @arri5448 Год назад +15

      As a trini I agree too Lmao

    • @oldenoughtoknowbetter5824
      @oldenoughtoknowbetter5824 Год назад +2

      as a person who works with the public I find this to be true lol

    • @beactivebehappy9894
      @beactivebehappy9894 Год назад +6

      cantankerous, George Washington Carver, and Shirley Temple with dimples- 3 new things I learnt today

  • @girlinterrupted2625
    @girlinterrupted2625 Год назад +79

    He’s just naturally amusing. It’s like a random conversation with that one friend that always says funny stuff.

  • @Deezy_Ankh
    @Deezy_Ankh Год назад +206

    I wasn't expecting that last one. Halfway into the joke I got it n started dying laughing. Co workers looking at me funny. Yeah, im bringing peanut butter cookies tomorrow bih!! 😂

  • @peacelovekindness
    @peacelovekindness Год назад +130

    I could not stop looking at how he holds up the mic right to his chin and rests it there LOLOLOLOLOL

  • @ihspider08
    @ihspider08 Год назад +108

    As a black half-Trini who lives in Denver, I approve of this set 👍🏾

    • @chadwells7562
      @chadwells7562 11 месяцев назад +5

      What are you doing there bro do you need help 😂

  • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
    @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Год назад +539

    Ok this was witty AF!
    I'm tryna get rid of toxic masculinity just so I can power wash my booty hole in peace! 😂😂😂😂

    • @quincydavaughn
      @quincydavaughn Год назад +4

      💀💀💀💀💀💀wut

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 Год назад

      Yeah that wasn't funny

    • @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066
      @kylaarmstrong-benjamin8066 Год назад +12

      @@alexricky87 I spit out my drink laughing and almost choked 🤣😅💀

    • @BigMan-oz8re
      @BigMan-oz8re Год назад +11

      @@alexricky87you sound a little toxic

    • @alexricky87
      @alexricky87 Год назад

      @@BigMan-oz8re just because I didn't find a joke funny? Wow🙄

  • @paulmhauer
    @paulmhauer Год назад +298

    The George Washington Carver part was genius

    •  Год назад +22

      No one’s asking the right questions. Lol

    • @MrWillAndersen
      @MrWillAndersen Год назад +10

      Whole set was fire, but one little issue… George Washington Carver didn’t invent peanut butter. He invented like 100 other peanut-related things, but peanut butter wasn’t one of them.

    • @user-fq1ig3uy3q
      @user-fq1ig3uy3q Год назад +7

      ​@MrWillAndersen I was expecting him to say "it's just a joke, I know GWC didn't invent peanut butter."

    • @partypartyyeah303
      @partypartyyeah303 Год назад +8

      @@MrWillAndersen yes he did lol the whites tryna change history

    • @pesterbotfpv
      @pesterbotfpv 10 месяцев назад +13

      I saw another guy on Dont Tell who made a similar joke. It seems like a very talked-about topic or just an easy joke.

  • @ejaazramdhanie1750
    @ejaazramdhanie1750 Год назад +61

    watching this from Trinidad on my flip phone

  • @CoCoDaMFJoose
    @CoCoDaMFJoose Год назад +89

    That incest joke was pure genius 😂😂😂

    • @SpinDoc420
      @SpinDoc420 Год назад +5

      Being adopted, I found incest jokes being the life of family gatherings.. and she was down to help scare the fuck out of the family😂😂😂.

    • @liamdoes8580
      @liamdoes8580 Год назад +13

      Yeah the "the only difference between incest and regular sex is a few too many questions" cracked me up

    • @jordanunknown5128
      @jordanunknown5128 Год назад

      @@SpinDoc420yoo wtf

    • @SpinDoc420
      @SpinDoc420 Год назад

      @@jordanunknown5128 lmao.. WHAT.. don't judge, it was a joke
      damn, as bad as our parents

    • @WhatisAPaladin
      @WhatisAPaladin 9 месяцев назад

      @@SpinDoc420 ive seen your videos on pr0nhub

  • @a.taylor8294
    @a.taylor8294 Год назад +56

    Thanks for the Carver conspiracy theory! Maybe I'll try to spread it!

  • @fefe1179
    @fefe1179 4 месяца назад +4

    6:22 Something about the Trigger Warnings make everything 1000x funnier 😂😂😂

  • @rebornrosess
    @rebornrosess Год назад +60

    his crowd work is so good! i love his train of thought style. so fun.

  • @cruztastrophe
    @cruztastrophe Год назад +71

    I wasn't expecting to find this after watching Guilty Pleasures.

    • @pwilliams1814
      @pwilliams1814 Год назад +3

      Same guilty wh*re same 🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰🥰

    • @DetroitGTV
      @DetroitGTV Год назад

      😂😂 Now i'm finna watch Guilty Pleasures.

    • @tangomaureen8
      @tangomaureen8 Год назад

      I ran into a clip from this set on instagram WHILE listening to the most recent Guilty Pleasures episode haha

  • @davidgodchilla4413
    @davidgodchilla4413 Год назад +31

    his jokes are great, great writing and delivery.

  • @n.ayisha
    @n.ayisha Год назад +35

    funniest thing i've seen in ages! i can definitely relate to the drama of family in the Caribbean. he should talk more about that first-gen experience. there's a lot of comedy potential there. i occasionally have to do cultural translation for my black friends, because they really don't understand how different stuff is when you grow up in a Caribbean-American family.

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 10 месяцев назад

      If it doesn't translate wouldn't it be hard to get a laugh? I didn't get the Jamaican restaurant joke at all because I've never seen a Jamaican restaurant. All I know about Jamaica is they like weed and Bob Marley. Best to have a good repertoire and be able to read the room.

  • @jhen8900
    @jhen8900 Год назад +10

    😂😂😂😂😂 “That nigga had a pool growing up “ almost made me piss myself

  • @OrbGoblin
    @OrbGoblin Год назад +59

    Super talented, can't wait to see more of his stuff

  • @maliaann6393
    @maliaann6393 Год назад +72

    Garrick!!!! Please do more stand up because I'm a guilty whore who's addicted to stand up comedy and you were fucking great man!!! 🧡💜🖤🧡💜🖤

    • @aprylb.3718
      @aprylb.3718 Год назад +19

      You're a what?? ☺☺☺☺

    • @Nyafrit
      @Nyafrit Год назад +8

      That escalated quickly but i can relate! More comedy metarial, please! :D

    • @aeiou1738
      @aeiou1738 Год назад +13

      This comment is so aggressive yet endearing

    • @blkophelia
      @blkophelia Год назад +4

      ​@@aprylb.3718it's a podcast under the Try Guys. They discuss movies every Monday, he's one of the hosts

    • @aprylb.3718
      @aprylb.3718 Год назад +2

      @@blkophelia Ok Whew! That explains it then, I was about to do an intervention.. ☺

  • @fh9061
    @fh9061 Год назад +7

    I love how he hypes up audience members instead of putting them down

  • @davidlabarr
    @davidlabarr Год назад +68

    That bidet set was so real. It’s so infuriating trying to convince people to use one.

    • @j.u.c.o
      @j.u.c.o Год назад +9

      Hahaha so true. We did the same, now we just feel gross every time we go anywhere else since almost no one has them.

    • @2thelimit
      @2thelimit Год назад +2

      So true. Best $20 I ever spent.

    • @john2g1
      @john2g1 Год назад +10

      @@2thelimit I don't know dog, that sounds kinda spicy. 💦

    • @2thelimit
      @2thelimit Год назад

      @@john2g1 Hahaha. Don't knock it till you've tried it. Not spicy at all, just good old fashion cleaning.

    • @mewmew8932
      @mewmew8932 Год назад

      @@john2g1 it's like powerwashing your dirty ass hairs, so worth it

  • @Simplelivingslowliving
    @Simplelivingslowliving Год назад +22

    In the quarantine I spent so much in clothing from Zara . But it was all worth it because I built a really bomb wardrobe. I love everything in it.

  • @odetoend
    @odetoend 10 месяцев назад +3

    This comedy joint has hands down of the best new generation comedians. 🎉

  • @chriscash7775
    @chriscash7775 Год назад +6

    4am in Minnesota and im waking the whole apartment building up laughing so loud😂😂😂😂5 stars my boy🎉

  • @wayne6008
    @wayne6008 Год назад +8

    If or when Dave Chappelle decides to retire from stand up I believe this man can carry the torch in the future. Keep perfecting your craft you’re organically hilarious and I wish nothing but the best for you.

    • @pakde8002
      @pakde8002 10 месяцев назад

      That's like saying when Jesus retires. Dave Chappelle isn't working. The GOAT will open a strip club with long titty barefoot hippies and ascend to heaven.

  • @BGlasnost
    @BGlasnost Год назад +20

    Great comic, solid jokes and great positive vibes

  • @Bigbigenergy
    @Bigbigenergy Год назад +22

    "I just do whatever black women say on Twitter" 😆🤣didn't get the laugh it deserved

    • @forrestpatterson6053
      @forrestpatterson6053 Год назад +3

      Honestly the crowd slept on a lot of absolutely stellar lines.

    • @Apersontrying
      @Apersontrying Месяц назад +1

      I just don’t get why people feel the need to bring black women in negative things as if they don’t already get bullied in this world because of their race it’s demonic to me people won’t ever do it to any other race just always bash black women and can’t leave them alone without making stuff up about them……

  • @jamesresendiz5018
    @jamesresendiz5018 Год назад +6

    his timing was hilarious 😂

  • @MrRomo80
    @MrRomo80 Год назад +19

    This set was hilarious 🔥🔥 the audience couldn’t appreciate some of the jokes but the peanut butter pat was hilarious

  • @ShaquilleBall
    @ShaquilleBall Год назад +5

    Yo check the scoreboard 🤣🤣🤣

  • @WilliamsPinch
    @WilliamsPinch Год назад +3

    The See’s Candy factory being right by that target on the way to Baldwin Hills was just a gem of a place 👌🏽

  • @BrandonWaters
    @BrandonWaters Год назад +4

    The air! Is literally sweet! 😂😂😂 great set

  • @kendigjl
    @kendigjl 10 месяцев назад +3

    Never heard of this guy, but now I'm a fan.

  • @oxiary
    @oxiary Год назад +21

    im so early they havent even added the title yet lmaoo

    • @robertwanalo3545
      @robertwanalo3545 Год назад +1

      Facts😂😂

    • @therealfish7038
      @therealfish7038 Год назад

      Bro how you comment 31mins ago and shit is uploaded 29mins ago, the math ain’t matching 😮

    • @oxiary
      @oxiary Год назад +2

      i am speed

  • @voodeux_badeux
    @voodeux_badeux Год назад +16

    The execution was on point. Very funny!

  • @televation
    @televation Год назад +8

    goddamn this kept getting funnier and funnier as it went on, and it started off great.

  • @AfroMillennialMomma
    @AfroMillennialMomma Год назад +13

    The name Garrick was given Caribbean vibes...once he said See'd candy factory it was confirmed!! #LA

  • @TT-md7mm
    @TT-md7mm 10 месяцев назад +1

    Yoooo, that peanut butter bit at the end was genius! Def gonna be looking at more of Garrick's work after this! 💯

  • @jasonhare8540
    @jasonhare8540 Год назад +13

    He likes his women like he likes his coffee . Dark and strong 🤣

  • @Bambam-
    @Bambam- Год назад +3

    You had me laughing the whole ten brother. Thank God I wasn't in the front row I woulda ruined the whole audio for your set 😂😂😂

  • @ANTHONYTERRELL
    @ANTHONYTERRELL Год назад +3

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 dat Nigga had a pool growing up KILLEDDDD MEEEEEE!👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽👏🏽

  • @solomonlawrence6257
    @solomonlawrence6257 Год назад +6

    I lost my shit when he simply said Carver's name so left field🤣🤣

  • @makesirichards4328
    @makesirichards4328 Год назад +7

    Haven't seen a flip phone in Trinidad in years 😂😂😂

  • @Shalondria
    @Shalondria Год назад +2

    Not Schrödinger!!!!!! What in the entire fuck? I laughed out loud.

  • @Jewelzbabiii
    @Jewelzbabiii Год назад +8

    Wow ! Wasn't he from buzzfeed ? He's really good ! Would love to see him get involved with the All Def crew of comics

  • @Morehuman-Human
    @Morehuman-Human Год назад +3

    Such solid comedy. Well done sir

  • @harlie713
    @harlie713 Год назад +13

    Yes Garrick!!! This set was fire.

  • @PACIFICBboy
    @PACIFICBboy Год назад +3

    It’s rare that I actually lol at RUclips standup but he had some funny shit. He has that “your funny friend” vibe where everything he says is funny as hell without him even trying to be funny

  • @chaseknight6450
    @chaseknight6450 Год назад +3

    This set was magic, your crowd work flows so smooth

  • @heathstory9655
    @heathstory9655 Год назад +5

    This dude had me rolling!!! 😂😂😂

  • @TheFliegenderZirkus
    @TheFliegenderZirkus Год назад +12

    First time watching your set. Dude, you are hilarious! Keep it up!!

  • @yoursubconscious
    @yoursubconscious Год назад +4

    fun fact: In Bangkok, Thailand the mall I work at has bidets on every floor. (Fashion Island)

  • @flavio-p
    @flavio-p Год назад +1

    The candid segues had me rolling. It was like something akin to breaking the fourth wall.

  • @JoyNichols-kd8mp
    @JoyNichols-kd8mp 4 месяца назад +1

    “…Statistically” 😂

  • @dimatadore
    @dimatadore Год назад

    Duuuude he is AWESOME. Effortless delivery. New fave.

  • @pari2.o
    @pari2.o Год назад +3

    As a Jamaican raised in LA, bro nailed it 😂

  • @haley.1
    @haley.1 Год назад +4

    He’s so funny, definitely need to see more!

  • @Clicks-Prosper
    @Clicks-Prosper Год назад +2

    I'm a true nerd laughing at "Schroedinger's P#$$¥" 😅😂

  • @thespectacle7536
    @thespectacle7536 Год назад +3

    "She's basically accusing me of wanting to touch kids, like that's not even a black crime."
    R. Kelly: Hold my piss.

  • @puirYorick
    @puirYorick 9 месяцев назад +1

    Happy to watch anyone doing their own material instead of trying to copy some other act that's made it.

  • @oxiary
    @oxiary Год назад +7

    bro this set is solid AF !!

  • @Survivalist-of-war
    @Survivalist-of-war 10 месяцев назад +1

    This right here is how comedy is supposed to be, close and intement. Love that cashier joke was on point.

  • @ThatManManuel
    @ThatManManuel Год назад +1

    “That nigga had a pool growing up” 😅😂

  • @CrownePri
    @CrownePri Год назад +1

    Aaaaayyyoooo "my favorite snack is salted nuts" is craaaazy😂😂😂😂

  • @DeianLightbringer
    @DeianLightbringer Год назад +12

    Very funny, thanks Garrick.

  • @jebussbf
    @jebussbf Год назад +1

    “they have a kitchen island” 😂😂😂😂

  • @truthorlies5282
    @truthorlies5282 Год назад +3

    The peanut butter theory ...😂💯

  • @Lil-Britches
    @Lil-Britches Год назад +5

    Funny the whole time. Ive seen him before so i already knew what i wqs signing up for. The peanutbutter Carver killed me 🎉

  • @neivilde.1242
    @neivilde.1242 Год назад +5

    it's garrick bernard on all the things!!!

    • @moxiebombshell
      @moxiebombshell Год назад

      I hadn't seen / heard him before, but I'm about to go look him up - that set was fire

  • @skyboundzoo
    @skyboundzoo Год назад +1

    love this dudes flow !!!!!

  • @garysimpson752
    @garysimpson752 Год назад +10

    That was an amazing set 😮 dudes gonna be a star

  • @TheIsaeldelgadojaime
    @TheIsaeldelgadojaime Год назад +6

    Dude came and conquered like a Trinidadian king 😂

  • @primcasiha
    @primcasiha 11 месяцев назад +2

    Glad you're doing comedy now! You were such a great actor/writer in BuzzFeed.

  • @LaLabutterfly
    @LaLabutterfly 10 месяцев назад +1

    The statistics joke tied into the “black crime” narrative is 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥 the black lady woo impression after the peanut allergy is hilarious 😂😂😂

  • @danielbeasley1495
    @danielbeasley1495 Год назад +2

    the air is literally sweet lmao

  • @Khadence
    @Khadence Год назад +3

    🤣🤣Big up you Garrick and big up Trinidad and Tobago!!! 🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹🇹 You can find us everywhere!😅😅

  • @silentsigher
    @silentsigher Год назад +5

    I always loved him on buzzfeed. So happy for him and he’s fucking hilarious 😂

  • @cntabron
    @cntabron Год назад +4

    He was hilarious! I hope more people see him.

  • @newageg4792
    @newageg4792 Год назад +3

    I invested in a lot of acrylic paint and art supplies.💯

  • @Rauthentic
    @Rauthentic Год назад +3

    I bought one too during a pandemic lol. Best purchase ever.

  • @autumnstoptwo
    @autumnstoptwo 7 месяцев назад +1

    my uncle is literally a jamaican resteraunteur and i can attest that you can be waiting in line at a Jamaican restaurant to order your food and the waitress will come out and suck her teeth at you for interrupting her conversation. like ma'am I'm trying to pay YOU 😂😂 brilliant set!! im sold on the george washington carver peanut butter theory

  • @shadiganymedeeros3588
    @shadiganymedeeros3588 Год назад +6

    He is so freakin handsome I pass out laughing like a school girl

  • @IdeallyILCA
    @IdeallyILCA 10 месяцев назад +1

    This was so good!!! I want to see more from Garrick please!!!

  • @mackstacks8913
    @mackstacks8913 Год назад +2

    This man is very funny. Creative jokes and excellent delivery.

  • @magnum567134
    @magnum567134 Год назад +4

    I had a bidet in my room when I went to Argentina this year, and I bought an attachment when I got home. Everyone be laughing at me and shit, but they walking around with doo doo in their pants😒

  • @kayteeriley8550
    @kayteeriley8550 Год назад +6

    Had me in tears instantly

  • @NoBrainActivity7068
    @NoBrainActivity7068 Год назад +3

    That last joke was hilarious!

  • @fahimalwasi
    @fahimalwasi Год назад +3

    effortlessly funny

  • @Blackcesar7
    @Blackcesar7 Год назад +1

    He dope i like the way he put his jokes together . Punchlines crazy

  • @dirtyreddgray8275
    @dirtyreddgray8275 11 месяцев назад +1

    Funny as hell

  • @kwright1914
    @kwright1914 Год назад +2

    That "Pause" Joke was insanely underrated