Amputees & Viagra | Comedian CP | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 29 сен 2024
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CP is from Detroit and can be seen on "Detoiters", "Love Life", "Run the World" and the upcoming Hulu show “How to Die Alone”. Be on the lookout for CP's full special “Sunday After 6”, dropping soon!
Instagram: / comediancp
TikTok: / realcomediancp
RUclips: @ComedianCP
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Credits:
Written and Performed by CP
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory & Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Live Events Manager: Drew Platt
Co-Directors: Gordie Earle III & Brad Silnutzer
Producer: Jay Bode
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Swing: Dallas Calkins
Cam Operators:
Steve Anson
Angelo Clarizio
Lauren Doyle
Tanner Eck
Editor: Jordan Tetewsky
Assistant Editor: Lucas Bohlinger
Color Correction: Jordan Tetewsky
Sound Recordist: Brandon Loulias
A2: Erik Altstadt & Veronica Kahn
Re-Record Mixer: Ryan Meadows
Production Designer: Amelia Brooke
Graphics: Megan Hunter
Production Assistants:
Rachel Bershad
Megan Hunter
Maggie Rosenberg
Photographer: Matt Misisco ( / mattmisiscostudios )
Special thanks to our generous hosts, Movement Warehouse in San Diego, CA
"With no anesthesia... Adam was like aaahhhh!!" I'm crying.
Fell out on that part 😂😂😂
😂It was *ALL* FUN!
He saaaaid “dance your ass back to the kitchen with a spoon” 😭😭😭 so many highlights to this one goddamn CP 👏🏽 👏🏽 👏🏽
Bro I'm laughing so hard I cannot breathe right now
can't breathe?, did you take one of 'em pills
I’m in my car dying laughing!!
The people in the car next to me think I’m crazy
MFk’er hurt me too !
Damn, that was funny AF !
I stg 🤣
@@dozhadeville444 don't yt comment and drive, kids😡
Looking like a whole pack of “ hmmhm “ 🤷 😂
😂😂😂😂
Fun fact: To applaud, amputees stomp their feet or snap their fingers, deaf people give lil' hand swishy swooshes and jiggles.
I went to a differently abled horse show with my sister as a kid, and they kindly told us all how to chill with the horses and still show our appreciation for all the talented equestrians!
Lmfaoo I had to pause it at that
😂😂😂😂😂😂
"The year was 1" took me tf OUT 😂
it did 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
⚰️⚰️⚰️⚰️
😂He's soo funny.
This fool got me when he said' God did a taste test just like a man 😂🤣😭
I thought he was gonna make an immaculate conception joke right there!
@@starsmash7491
Me too!
@@starsmash7491 Do tell! Give and example of how that would’ve sounded.
@@peacebalancetruth Do tell! Give and example of how that would’ve sounded.
Yoooo…I watch a lot of stand-up and when it’s good material, I’m smiling from ear to ear. But it’s been long time since a comic had me laughing and hollering this loud! Real tears, bruh! 🤣🤣🤣💪🏾💪🏾💪🏾
Man this shit was so fucking funny😂😂😂. From start to finish I couldn't stop laughing. Every joke was a banger
CP is one of the most underrated comedians on the planet.
I’m so glad I’m a supporter of CP. This was hilarious! I watch his podcast every Wednesday like clockwork.
You might just want to type the full name.
@@manchick7648💀💀
CP is quickly reaching legendary status already 🤣🤣🤣
Best set I've seen in a long time! Watched it like 4 times back to back laughing so loud I may get a noise complaint. As a corporate employee the BCC joke got me good.
BCC IS CRAZYYY😭
Bruh! Top 3 sets I’ve seen on DTC. “I’m on de way!” 😂😂😂
This guy is amazing! Just one after the other constant 12 minutes of funny. And if you weren't laughing, you were smiling! Great set! Loved every minute of it!
That last bit fucking killed me 😂😂😂😂
"I'm on the waaaay" 🤣🤣🤣
What a treat!🤣🤣🤣🤣 I couldn’t stop laughing out loud the whole time 🤣🤣🤣
That lady in the front with her man represented all of us🤣🤣
I keep tellin everybody he the most original and funniest comedian hands down
this has to be one of my favorite sets ever 😂😂😂
BEST SET IVE SEEN IN FOREVER and I dont laugh at much 💯💯
Damn that E. Honda!! 😂 Dosu-koi!!
That “dance to the kitchen with a spoon” had me on the floor
Man two minutes in and I'm already crying from laughing so hard. Didn't expect this at all
CP has been taking eyeagra
I started to fold just from the title for a good 5 minutes... This man is a dam fool. 😂
He needs to dam the jokes cuz he's taking us to the Lower rooms with him.
Video been over for 3 days im still laughin lmaoo
not even 3 minutes in and he’s killing, masterful set
this dude causing asthma attacks out here. killer set
Unbelievable, give us more of this guy!!! 👏👏👏👏
This guy freaking killed it…Amazing talent …salute🔥🔥🔥
Way to work that crowd CP. Versatile.
We need the Netflix special CP! 😂😂
This guy is a beast. Kudos to the audience
This is the funniest stand up I’ve ever seen
One of CP's best sets
"I'm on the way" 🤣🤣
I am gonna be real, you probably not gonna take me seriously because of the username of troll but I couldn't type that from my main so here it, Please don't ever stop doing stand up or comedy shows. Making other laughs is a god' work and thank you for the great jokes and laughs. I was a having a bad day and I am so hurt that I thought of ending it today but I accidently clicked on on the video and teared up a little but laughed so much that I understand the meaning of a life, it's to focus on the joy and this little moments that keeps us alive. Thanks for another day
Never end it .... above the dark clouds the sun is always shining and smiling. Love & Light to you ! ❤❤❤🌻☀🌞🌞
This is a classic set 😂😂😂😂😂😂🙌🏾🙌🏾🙌🏾🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥. Please make it a special 🙏🏽
I’m dead…this fool killed it
“ Thank you God, watch this” 😭😭😭😭
This shyt was hilarious!!!!
😂😂😂😂
Skills!!!!
OMG 😭 lord forgive me too 😂🤣😂😂🤣🤣😂
Why am I just now hearing about this Guy !!!!! 💯💯💯💯🤣😂🤣😂😂😂
Is this the CP that Bobby Lee always mentions on tiger belly that is one of the funnest up coming comedian?
😂😂😂😂😂 grabbed a rib out with no anesthesia
Fckingly insane & hilarious!!!!!!!!!!!! Need more like these!!!!👍👍
This my favorite don’t tell set on god lol
he’s so damn funny. since i’m a child of an amputee, i do hope that he maybe cuts the toy story part and learns more about what he’s talking about though. regardless, he is hilarious
Hella funny!! Clearly one of the best comedy pieces forreal!!
Idk if CP is the best name this day n age.
"She looked like a fxckin chess piece!!!!" 😂😂😂
I'm in tears 🤣😂😂
CP kills talking about what CP wants to talk about. ✌🏾💪🏾
“Thank you God, watch this!” 😂😂😂
How do we look this guy up on Google without being put on every watchlist ever made?
His shirt saying "The British Museum" is fucking hilarious 😂
CP is not a regular human 😂
So many gems on this one, one after another, and the freshness of not being politically correct. THIS is why I love this channel! Awesome comedians are the standard. Amazing set!
I'm on the waaaay
4:09 I had to pause the set laughing so fkn hard! 😂😂😂
I have always loved CP but this shit right here has me SCREAMING at for’day in the morning 🤣🤣🤣
🤣🤣🤣 she's the future of comedy
This is sooo hilarious 😂😂😂
Broken Toys joke broke me
Im on thee waayy 😂😂😂😂
Now that's comedy!!!
CP you murked this set 😂 fuckn thawed out catfish 😂😂
Bruh this might have been a perfect 15 😂😂😂
Im on the waaaaaaay right🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Ts was funny asl lmaoo
I never expected it😂
That was real good. CP is hilarious.
😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂 omg This is so hilarious
Dude funny af ‼️
omg the musket joke 😹☠️
It's harder for me to laugh at comedy while doing dishes. This was definitely NOT one of those times. 😂
Legit funny 😂
Great skit 😂😂😂
IM ON DA WAAAAY, RIGHT!
Wow great set 😂
CP don't miss 🤣🤣
C.P. a beast😅😅😅😅😅
What city did this show take place? This dude is a young legend!!
Looking like a whole pack of mmmhmmm 🤣
Im on the way.
😂😂
(In his voice)I am on the wayyy. Riot comedy:p
Chess piece bruh? 😂
Funniest man on earth
JUST shared it
Reggie Bo!!!
Brilliant
"I'm on the way."
Even though the set is under 15 minutes, this is a CLASSIC! 😭😭😭
😂
"My vision was purple, notaproblem" 😂
she looked like a chess piece 😂😂
bruhhh 😂😂😂😂
I hollered
CP, this set, is by far the most brilliant set! Another level Powel*!
I was not expecting that. I screamed 😂😂😂😂 CP is so unpredictable. I know he roasted the hell outta kids back in grade school
Insane😂😂😂😂
That “why would you respond to an email that you were BCC’d on” made me laugh so freakin’ hard 😅😅😅
“You are here for notes, don’t ever respond” 😂😂😂
Omg I had to pause for that one cuz it took me a while minute to recover😂😂😂Whew!!
Shit was GENIUS
I’m Got a Baltimore city public school education. What does it mean
@@westbaltimore4337BCC stands for “blind carbon copy” where the email is basically directed to someone specific and and also sent to a relative group…so now, which girls was he talking to and which were the generally relative group? 😂 Girl who responded was clearly not the main recipient of the email 🤣🤣🤣
Edit: I’m aware that I explained the joke and accept any roasting that happens to me as a result 😅
CP: "I'm a roaster."
Having watched the All Def Roast Me series, I think that's an understatement.
😂😂😂😂 “thank you God, watch this”
This guy has timing, charisma, and wit. Perfection combination. I'm looking forward to seeing more from this guy!
Check out All Def.
If you haven't yet, you should check the All Def Roast Me series. He appears there and is one of the best.
Agreed!
Yea his jokes are crafted and actually make me consider the artistic qualities of comedy
Yeah man CP ready for a special this was *Chef Kiss brilliant
CP ain’t shyte 😂. “Looking like an Oscar award”