This is so funny and true. I remember a few times when I'll be outside playing with my boys and everyone is loud and soon as she calls I'll just be like guys shhhh. I told her I was going to the grocery store/somewhere else. Now she doesn't bother me as much about it lol
I feel blessed to have watched his skills as a comedian blossom into greatness. Roast me still my favorite show to watch. Cp and Craig smith we like the roast me gods.
I like him but l heard his first joke done by Kevin Hart whom l don't really like that much but for some reason Kevin's version was funnier makes me wonder who's joke it really is🐣™️💯
... that glitter shit is spot on.. and it is common knowledge with the wives too... funny story.. Went to visit my brother, and he lives in a different state... went out to have a few beers in a normal bar.. not a strip club. And did not even come close to any females. For some odd reason, my brother arrived home with some glitter on his face. We didn´t notice anything until his wife was: Where the hell did u guys go? There is glitter all over your face... He ended up sleeping on the couch ... we couldn´t explain why there was glitter on his face, but she was 100% sure we was at the strip club.
ROFLMFAO! He's telling the truth. The only person I was scared of back in the day, was my wife. ITCH*b even once stabbed me in the forearm! Came home, the Firm; because of only ME, won a huge criminal case, & all of the guys from the office celebrated by going to a strip club. Arrived home @ 8pm. told her the truth (snitched) on myself, she was cooking, chopping up green onions, got immediately jealous rage & stabbed me. Never called the POS Cops, I was @ that time a Criminal Defense Attorney, & that mess so would've made the local News on all three networks.
@Trinity M let it be a man who did that and the world would yell monster and want him behind bars.. yall be gettin away with too much and yall hate it when yall get exposed 🤧 🤣
Kevin's joke was more about her calling to ruin the fun in the moment. The punchline to this joke was more about avoiding the conversation when you get home. A similar portion of a broad experience does not equal a stolen joke.
I just order a pizza to a license plate! IM SURVIVING! 😂😂😂
Been a CP fan for years. His Kev on Stage stand up sets, and the All Def Digital stuff is great.
That comment doesnt look great when Taken out of context
WHAT!?!?!
1:07 “Whew! She almost caught me havin’ fun!”
This crowd was not ready for my dude lol 😂 🤣
CP is hilarious, his comedy feels fresh
Exactly
“And I missed the bake club”😂😂
Naw, you can't come home after 4am. I'm sending the cops cause I'm always thinking you're in a ditch somewhere😂😂😂
CP is the funniest comedian out of Detroit right now.
CP came to Potowatomi Casino in Milwaukee last year. He had us CRYIN, he was so funny!!!🤣😂🤣😂
Y’all should watch all his stand ups and his content. CP the GOAT 😂
The snowmobile behind the Subaru!! 😂
CP funny af. He remind me of that one person you don’t find out he funny till somebody try him lol
I've been with you since 930 🤣🤣🤣
Funny stuff! Great timing and delivery
This is so funny and true. I remember a few times when I'll be outside playing with my boys and everyone is loud and soon as she calls I'll just be like guys shhhh. I told her I was going to the grocery store/somewhere else. Now she doesn't bother me as much about it lol
He gets better every year!
Yooooo this was a great set CP!! 👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾
CP is one of the greatest underrated comedians.
Not parked the snowmobile in back of the SUV and I missed the baked sale.
I didn't want it to end 😂
Amazing to see CP doing stand up comedy My boy was funny Af 🔥 on TC’s skits 💯✊🏾
Cp customer service voice activated 😂😂😂😂
I feel blessed to have watched his skills as a comedian blossom into greatness. Roast me still my favorite show to watch. Cp and Craig smith we like the roast me gods.
Bro is hilarious 😂
His best attribute as a comedian is definitely storytelling lol amazing dude
“He’s a smoothie “ 😂😂😂
Didn't yall already post this ages ago, either way still a funny set 😂
“He’s a smoothie” lmao. Come onnnnnn!!!
Awesome fam, enjoyed every bit 🔥💯
I had to like the video for CP!
keep doing you bro we love to see it
I swear thats exactly how i be 😂😂😂😂😂 with the wife
CP is one of my new fav comedians
Damn lol that’s the truth 100%
Funny stuff from start to finish!😂😂😂😂😂
Nice CP!
I love how he reconstructed and old joke. 🐐
Glitter is called "Snitcher Dust". It immediately tells on anyone that has been to the Strip Club. Beware of that "Snitcher Dust" Fellas!
for fans and lovers of CP's comedy, you'll also love this young comic Cam O'hara Rivers! He's hungry, raw and funny!
Dude, you married her. Grow a pair. 🤣
Love CP
The thumbnail reminded me of .. all the crimes where you were the lookout was a complete success
anything w CP on it issa insta like
this was 🔥
Did C.P just steal a whole kevin hart bit
Yeah, from Seriously funny😂
Yeah, i like him, but i couldnt stop thinking about it.
I'm sitting here like 🤔
More like Kevin hearts writer.
@@unbiascowboy1537 don't matter who wrote it C.P stole the mf
Yup he's a keeper, I'd pay to see him!!👍🏾🤣🤣
He came to Virginia last year this mane had me crying
I just ordered a pizza to my license plate 😂😂😂😂😂
Real shit!
Never seen so many people professing their love for CP before lol
He's hilarious, but that's too sus a stage name for me. LOL
His name is Chris Powell
(but "CP" I get it 😉)
@@ladyraven3418 😂
Really Really Cool Bernie Mac vibes.... I love it
Genuis set.
his name and these comments lmaoo
not a bad set! i liked the end lol
That was hilarious 🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂💯👍🏾❤️
I like him but l heard his first joke done by Kevin Hart whom l don't really like that much but for some reason Kevin's version was funnier makes me wonder who's joke it really is🐣™️💯
Bro saint the same Shit. Either way I hate a joke thief.
It’s a real situation… definitely wasn’t a stolen joke. Just similar.
Cp the Man
CP - your stage presence / body gestures here gives me A mix is Chris Rock and Dave Chapelle.
That's really funny my belly🤣😄🤣😂
Crowd was dry af.
I swear, this was funnier than how they laughed smh
@@Jay.isaiah on everything tho. They was lame asl
Yeah CP dope AF!!!
CP That Dude !!!
CPeep reporting for duty!!! 👀
... that glitter shit is spot on.. and it is common knowledge with the wives too... funny story.. Went to visit my brother, and he lives in a different state... went out to have a few beers in a normal bar.. not a strip club. And did not even come close to any females. For some odd reason, my brother arrived home with some glitter on his face. We didn´t notice anything until his wife was: Where the hell did u guys go? There is glitter all over your face...
He ended up sleeping on the couch ... we couldn´t explain why there was glitter on his face, but she was 100% sure we was at the strip club.
he funny af but i felt like i've heard this joke from another comedian
K❤
Perfect
This is pretty funny, lol.
❤ genuis
HE IS TOO FUNNY OF A COMEDIAN TO GO BY INITIALS ONLY! HARD TO PROMOTE
WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN ALL MY LIFE😂😂😂👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾💯💯💯💯💯👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Very funny
Yes lord!
Very funny, great set...😏
CP be like 👀 😂🤣🤣
This ain’t nothing but a remix of a original Bernie Mac set 🤔
I seen this already this seen it again rn and shit was funny asl
I WISH my man would tell me he’s the man of the house, like yea? Fr?
If you have to tell people you're the man then you're probably not.😂.
Are the man of the house then? lol
@@promotechs2540 it was a joke
@@promotechs2540 like I just said he was
That sounds like my controlling Mexican husband 😅
Husbands at strip clubs . . .
No thanks to marriage then!
What's the point?
Very funny 🎉
FUN KNEE😂😂
How does he react when she visits a strip club till 4:30 am?
These people have funny trust issues.
It’s not a trust issue thing, it’s a respect thing. He said it was 4:30 am and he hadn’t checked in at all. That’s crazy. You gotta check in.
It's a stand up bit and you're analysing it like he's in therapy 😆
its stand up lol
It was fun (at first).
HEEELARIOUS!!
Im Dan fa sho lol. Love my wife 🙏🏽
CP!!!
Hilarious 😂😂😂
He’s wayyy funnier than Kevin hart
FUNNY ALL THRU!
Funny!
🔥
kevin/ harts/ ghostwriter
Oh yea oh boi from haha davis
ROFLMFAO! He's telling the truth. The only person I was scared of back in the day, was my wife. ITCH*b even once stabbed me in the forearm! Came home, the Firm; because of only ME, won a huge criminal case, & all of the guys from the office celebrated by going to a strip club. Arrived home @ 8pm. told her the truth (snitched) on myself, she was cooking, chopping up green onions, got immediately jealous rage & stabbed me. Never called the POS Cops, I was @ that time a Criminal Defense Attorney, & that mess so would've made the local News on all three networks.
you shouldve filed a lawsuit
@Trinity M let it be a man who did that and the world would yell monster and want him behind bars.. yall be gettin away with too much and yall hate it when yall get exposed 🤧 🤣
Please tell me y'all are divorced now.
Get some better jokes dude. Kevin Hart did the , "when your lady calls you while your out with the guys joke"
Did he write it though?
So you ignored the rest of the bit to bitch about a sentence? Go get some better feedback material dude
Kevin's joke was more about her calling to ruin the fun in the moment. The punchline to this joke was more about avoiding the conversation when you get home.
A similar portion of a broad experience does not equal a stolen joke.
yall are dense
He’s very Kevin Heart Like!
Detroit stand up
Roast God😅😅😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂lol
🐐