What White Women and Alligators Have in Common - Sydney Castillo - Stand-Up Featuring

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  • Опубликовано: 17 ноя 2024

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  • @Max-zg2ci
    @Max-zg2ci 7 месяцев назад +132

    Had an old black lady for a therapist in better help, best damn day of the week is when I get to spend some time with that amazing woman.

  • @antonio6908
    @antonio6908 7 месяцев назад +235

    love that he's been workshopping this joke...it's definitely gotten better

    • @stevietv420
      @stevietv420 7 месяцев назад +9

      That’s how it works, usually 😂

    • @antonio6908
      @antonio6908 7 месяцев назад +4

      @@stevietv420 keyword, usually 😂. The first 6x I heard him do this one left much to be desired

    • @growngrownman5950
      @growngrownman5950 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@antonio6908, TRUE!

    • @averagekidproductions6862
      @averagekidproductions6862 5 месяцев назад +2

      He killed it 🔥🔥🤣🤣

  • @Netherwolf6100
    @Netherwolf6100 7 месяцев назад +136

    "My Cup Is Full"
    I'm using that from now on.

  • @FilmsByVo
    @FilmsByVo 6 месяцев назад +47

    Sydney moving up so happy for dude.! 💯

  • @rsvp89
    @rsvp89 6 месяцев назад +18

    I'm happy Sydney is making waves !

  • @mirandacummings318
    @mirandacummings318 6 месяцев назад +78

    What are you looking for? My degree!😂😂😂

  • @janayh2817
    @janayh2817 7 месяцев назад +93

    Zoloft had me looking at a burning building like “woooow, pretty colors 😍” I couldn’t fool with it no more! Team Effexor! 😂

    • @everythingdana9322
      @everythingdana9322 6 месяцев назад +1

      hahahahahhaah GIRL NOOOOOOWAH.

    • @justdeda9745
      @justdeda9745 6 месяцев назад +5

      😭😭facts I was diagnosed with manic bipolar depression, my mom took me off of Zoloft almost immediately.

    • @QueMusiQ
      @QueMusiQ 6 месяцев назад +5

      Cymbalta for me. Granted, I got a whooole lot more in my cup than Anxiety. 🤣😳🤣🤣🤣😳

    • @davidfletcher6627
      @davidfletcher6627 5 месяцев назад

      😂😂😂😂

    • @jimmydon107
      @jimmydon107 4 месяца назад

      Effexor wuz like Viagra to me

  • @jessicaevans2564
    @jessicaevans2564 7 месяцев назад +102

    Hear the fact that the first doctor didn't help? And that he kept suffering? But also he didn't give up and found better treatment.

    • @Sydneyisfunny
      @Sydneyisfunny 6 месяцев назад +6

      Facts

    • @RashidMBey
      @RashidMBey 6 месяцев назад +5

      You're right. There's a lesson in that. Several, actually.

    • @kachebeeabdullah4297
      @kachebeeabdullah4297 5 месяцев назад +1

      That's perfect symmetry in his story/joke. Because, a white lady will later need his help. But he slowly closes the door. Maybe if the first White lady/doctor had help him, he would have been able (healthy enough) to help the second white lady... I see Karma...

  • @solutionistpowerplatform5148
    @solutionistpowerplatform5148 6 месяцев назад +102

    THE WHITE WOMEN IN THE CROWD WAS QUIET

    • @torrencesmith1725
      @torrencesmith1725 6 месяцев назад

      Not really. White women are the ones using it the most statistically speaking

    • @124wolvie
      @124wolvie 6 месяцев назад +4

      Talking absolute silence

    • @mobid.2084
      @mobid.2084 5 месяцев назад +8

      As they should be. They did it to themselves!

    • @konohaninja1985
      @konohaninja1985 5 месяцев назад +1

      😭😭😭

    • @alannamorris977
      @alannamorris977 4 месяца назад +3

      They know it’s true.

  • @generalmortars7557
    @generalmortars7557 6 месяцев назад +43

    The moment he stepped outside to help that lady, a SWAT team would have dropped from the skies with laser sights trained, ready to pin everything from Jimmy Hoffa to the Zoot suit riots on him.

    • @P71ScrewHead
      @P71ScrewHead 5 месяцев назад

      Gotta love the Zoot suits tho.. You pull up to a job interview in one of those, you're gonna leave an impression..lol

  • @Libra_DeAmber
    @Libra_DeAmber 7 месяцев назад +20

    I love this man!!❤

  • @AceHtown
    @AceHtown 7 месяцев назад +45

    In Zimbabwe, it's 5 US Dollars!

    • @jessicaevans2564
      @jessicaevans2564 7 месяцев назад +1

      For what?

    • @AceHtown
      @AceHtown 7 месяцев назад +9

      @@jessicaevans2564 morning after, birth control pill.

    • @caramel23miss
      @caramel23miss 6 месяцев назад +4

      It’s actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40

    • @jashanestone
      @jashanestone 5 месяцев назад +1

      You trying to get us to send you a check for a discounted price. I see your work. 😂😂😂😂

  • @Beeanns
    @Beeanns 6 месяцев назад +14

    😂😂😂😂 like helping a alligator lol

  • @aliigatorwine
    @aliigatorwine 7 месяцев назад +69

    He can make the most intense traumatic things into a funny story

  • @michaelcurtiss-landers5095
    @michaelcurtiss-landers5095 6 месяцев назад +89

    Bro's joke on plan B Is fucking hilarious 😂

  • @deathdude035
    @deathdude035 7 месяцев назад +9

    Hilarious set, another banger from Sydney!

  • @Don-hh4ff
    @Don-hh4ff 3 месяца назад +4

    That zoloft crazy 😂😂😂😂😂.....you was the one panicking boy 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @davidmccann9879
    @davidmccann9879 6 месяцев назад +22

    Helping a yt lady is like helping a alligator. Lol

  • @hosi292
    @hosi292 6 месяцев назад +13

    My cup runneth over too!

  • @pUkkademps
    @pUkkademps 6 месяцев назад +5

    Good funny set Sydney . He came in shooting !!!

  • @QuarterPastBlack
    @QuarterPastBlack 6 месяцев назад +8

    He should be a writer on Atlanta.

  • @BenG33
    @BenG33 5 месяцев назад +12

    I cant wait to use “My Cup is Full” 🤣

  • @Oddlymoose
    @Oddlymoose 5 месяцев назад +1

    Perfect set!!!

  • @queenbelove
    @queenbelove 7 месяцев назад +4

    Heelarious! Great job Sydney. Fort Worth stand up!!

  • @harmowknee
    @harmowknee 7 месяцев назад +5

    I need Sydney to hurry up and come to London!

  • @talen4941
    @talen4941 7 месяцев назад +4

    Outstanding!!!

  • @PatrickPizarro-r3z
    @PatrickPizarro-r3z 6 месяцев назад +1

    I needed this. Thank you. 😊

  • @jashanestone
    @jashanestone 5 месяцев назад +2

    My cup is full right now 😂😂😂😂

  • @Barbara_3788
    @Barbara_3788 7 месяцев назад +3

    That was funny as hell!!!

  • @brielogan8315
    @brielogan8315 6 месяцев назад +2

    The way he explained panic attacks is exactly what tf I thought it was until big mouth explained it with the misquotes 😂

  • @3.0TMKreaZ
    @3.0TMKreaZ 6 месяцев назад +7

    Plan b is 50 in MD, but joke is still funny

  • @caramel23miss
    @caramel23miss 6 месяцев назад +5

    The fact is some to most places sale “Plan B” is actually $50 and the off brand of plan B is $40. Yet it’s true

  • @ravynshelton3530
    @ravynshelton3530 7 месяцев назад +3

    This was 100% my experience with anxiety medicine! Lol luckily I had a Jewish therapist who treated me a little more gently when telling me the harsh truths of my life lbs

  • @2TrainWakefield
    @2TrainWakefield Месяц назад +1

    Used my first one in 2009. I couldn’t believe it man.

  • @_MikeTerry
    @_MikeTerry 6 месяцев назад +4

    Remember hearing this on Chocolate Sundaes lmao.

  • @rlandford7032
    @rlandford7032 7 месяцев назад +2

    Great set beginig to end. Dying laughing.!

  • @AremuJejeofdavillage
    @AremuJejeofdavillage 4 месяца назад +1

    Them gators be wild 😅

  • @kubolor1234
    @kubolor1234 6 месяцев назад +2

    I feel you Sydney

  • @Yida_Vilified
    @Yida_Vilified 5 месяцев назад +2

    Phenomenal play boi

  • @farenzeks437
    @farenzeks437 6 месяцев назад +1

    Sydney stay killin it, success & nuthin less my guy 🫡

  • @ChernobylKid
    @ChernobylKid 6 месяцев назад +2

    love it

  • @PappMFJohnson
    @PappMFJohnson 7 месяцев назад +7

    Sydney is a star.

  • @MrKalik512
    @MrKalik512 20 дней назад

    Bro got me lauging in unhealthy situations😂😂😂

  • @ekdaufin1485
    @ekdaufin1485 5 месяцев назад +1

    Ancestors speak!

  • @PearlTheSpinster
    @PearlTheSpinster 5 месяцев назад +1

    Zoloft is AKA ignore-it-all😂😂😂

  • @NickAdelman
    @NickAdelman 7 месяцев назад +2

    this dude is funny!!!

  • @user-fn6rn2zs5j
    @user-fn6rn2zs5j 7 месяцев назад +4

    "oj simpson had a panic attack that night... make sense?"

  • @Xyleryx
    @Xyleryx 7 месяцев назад +1

    Greetings from Las Vegas NV

  • @peacebalancetruth
    @peacebalancetruth 5 месяцев назад +1

    HHHHHH😆I'M COOKED🔥🥘♨️ONLY 1 MINUTES IN!!

  • @ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE
    @ANARABWHOWANTSPEACE 4 месяца назад

    Lol that OJ Simon joke

  • @YoungKalifornia1
    @YoungKalifornia1 6 месяцев назад +2

    Fiiiiire. Let's go

  • @appropriateinput
    @appropriateinput 7 месяцев назад +2

    Hilarious! 😂😂😂

  • @chrissancajr2841
    @chrissancajr2841 6 месяцев назад +2

    he aint playin take 1 dem mfs you'll go from chris tucker in da chicken coop too feelin like snoop dogg after 3 blunts😂calm as a mf😂😂😂

  • @spitzmatixmonyane
    @spitzmatixmonyane 5 месяцев назад +1

    This crowd ain't appreciating this man enough

  • @Syren90...Aka9
    @Syren90...Aka9 6 месяцев назад +3

    He said Ft. Worth, Tx...soooo, much is making sense. Its a NO, periodt.

  • @JSmittysupervisations
    @JSmittysupervisations 6 месяцев назад +1

    Is it your crocodile? like you can't, no pants on

  • @konohaninja1985
    @konohaninja1985 5 месяцев назад

    6:40 😂😂😂😂

  • @Alexz_Archivz
    @Alexz_Archivz 6 месяцев назад

    Sydney Castillo is up there with Tony Roberts - UNDISCOVERED/SLEPT-ON & Past their time DUE!!! Hello?!

  • @redgenerall28
    @redgenerall28 5 месяцев назад +1

    Nah, he told that anxiety joke better on LF

  • @Lv5Mural
    @Lv5Mural 7 дней назад

    Ummm did he step on the blunt 😂to put it out

  • @ThraxioLarge
    @ThraxioLarge 6 месяцев назад +2

    Schoolboy Q & Sydney Castillo in the same room. Until then Im sticking with theyre the same person

  • @jasonzcomedy
    @jasonzcomedy 4 месяца назад

    “Argh, Sidney”

  • @Blackrob1313
    @Blackrob1313 2 месяца назад

    IT'S $50; PLUS TAX NOW 🤦🏾😩😭

  • @everythingdana9322
    @everythingdana9322 6 месяцев назад

    hahahahahahaomg hilarious.

  • @qianaberryman7236
    @qianaberryman7236 7 месяцев назад

    Zoloft will have you numb for exactly 2 weeks...I almost gave up 3 days before the 2 week mark, but got through it. Had a similar bad news situation with my dad's health and had the same reaction..😏😊

  • @amanAMAN01
    @amanAMAN01 4 месяца назад

    😂😂

  • @Beamin-bn8gt
    @Beamin-bn8gt 6 месяцев назад

    Bro from ft worth or his mama is and I’m from Dallas ima fan now ima fan of all black texas comedians

  • @daniells71
    @daniells71 6 месяцев назад

    Almost everyone I know who has ever taken antidepressants say the same thing. They make you have zero emotion.For some it's crazy that on while them nothing scares you.

    • @texasflower1212
      @texasflower1212 6 месяцев назад

      It’s only like that in the beginning!😊

  • @MrBrian000
    @MrBrian000 6 месяцев назад

    Crazy that the pill is $40. That is ridiculously expensive.

  • @Biggaaaa123
    @Biggaaaa123 6 месяцев назад

    😂

  • @Luna1917a
    @Luna1917a 7 месяцев назад

    ❤❤❤❤

  • @CySe-f6d
    @CySe-f6d 6 месяцев назад +1

    lil rough 2 the plan b ... but it was well done. just sensitive topic. looking forward to more

  • @nasaspace7212
    @nasaspace7212 6 месяцев назад +1

    Uh ub plan b 50 bro

  • @mylegacytransformed
    @mylegacytransformed 5 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @9pmKingGo2sleep
    @9pmKingGo2sleep 6 месяцев назад +1

    Invega Sustenna keeps me from getting even its really boring but atleast my money isn't spent on lawyer fees

  • @_chueyee_
    @_chueyee_ 5 месяцев назад

    w

  • @alannamorris977
    @alannamorris977 4 месяца назад

    Unfortunately, he did well. I would’ve stayed inside if I were him and called someone else (a woman) to go help her.

  • @krbaron9115
    @krbaron9115 7 месяцев назад

    I have a playstation and i have 3 girl friends with benefits (one is my ex wife)

  • @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986
    @thegreatestmantoevrwlkthep9986 7 месяцев назад

    No.

  • @QueMusiQ
    @QueMusiQ 6 месяцев назад +1

    ZOLOFT IS CRAP! At least for me. 4:43 I want to cry for ya momma now too. But yeah. Make sure Zoloft works for you.

  • @yeahyeahwowman8099
    @yeahyeahwowman8099 6 месяцев назад +1

    Basically I had a black lady grab my arm one time because she wanted to know what time it was. I remember looking at her going, "you don't want white people touching your hair, then don't grab our god damn arms." Basically looked at me like I was nuts. I dont know what rulebook you read, we don't like strangers touching us😂

  • @RicardoSkeete-xo6uw
    @RicardoSkeete-xo6uw 6 месяцев назад

    Bro sex controls your mind ur weak once I get it which is the goal I could care less. That's why I don't really care if they give it up or not lmao. It's all the same once u start

  • @laurastarbrook1308
    @laurastarbrook1308 7 месяцев назад

    The PlayStation 5 is actually $400

    • @Max-zg2ci
      @Max-zg2ci 7 месяцев назад +2

      If you can’t afford it, doesn’t matter how much it costs, everything is expensive

    • @Marthroy9000
      @Marthroy9000 7 месяцев назад +1

      This is probably years old.

    • @terrell6947
      @terrell6947 7 месяцев назад +3

      Now that they are available. Closer to launch, they were being bought up by bots & resold for close to $1,000 regularly

  • @michellemcfarland80
    @michellemcfarland80 7 месяцев назад

    ☹️

  • @Lucilletoo
    @Lucilletoo 6 месяцев назад

    That's way too much to start on!

  • @oregonsnob31
    @oregonsnob31 7 месяцев назад +1

    I’m lost. Is Dan at the bar having the panic attacks or is it the stand up? There’s a big jump. I couldn’t do better tho jes sayin

    • @TheManOnTheStreetOMG
      @TheManOnTheStreetOMG 7 месяцев назад +7

      name checks out

    • @dede7449
      @dede7449 7 месяцев назад +9

      both. he used the story about his coworker Dan to say He didn't believe panic attacks were actually a thing until it happened to him.

    • @Findrogyny
      @Findrogyny 7 месяцев назад

      Yea both

  • @CloudslnMyCoffee
    @CloudslnMyCoffee 7 месяцев назад +1

    what a racist man

    • @Wordsareprayers
      @Wordsareprayers 7 месяцев назад +2

      It’s worse…he ain’t funny🤓

    • @Wordsareprayers
      @Wordsareprayers 7 месяцев назад

      @@R-xj5og Who?

    • @R-xj5og
      @R-xj5og 7 месяцев назад +2

      @@Wordsareprayers not u

    • @Wordsareprayers
      @Wordsareprayers 7 месяцев назад

      @@R-xj5og Thank U

    • @yeahyeahwowman8099
      @yeahyeahwowman8099 6 месяцев назад

      Black dude on stage, all they ever talk about. It's either that or the struggle.

  • @CySe-f6d
    @CySe-f6d 6 месяцев назад

    raw. ty!

  • @mattg.8597
    @mattg.8597 6 месяцев назад

    😂

  • @mikieboyee
    @mikieboyee Месяц назад

    😂