Comedian CP - NEVER Ask Your Wife What's Wrong

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  • Опубликовано: 24 сен 2021
  • #ComedianCP on being married, passive aggressive people, and not being able to have fun after 2:30am.
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  • @mecochandler5256
    @mecochandler5256 2 года назад +78

    "oooooh.... she almost caught me having fun"..... 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @kishalashawn5542
    @kishalashawn5542 2 года назад +325

    Seeing CP perform for a white audience is weird. He’s so proper & calm. 😂

    • @sagesimply9742
      @sagesimply9742 2 года назад +37

      ok so its not just me

    • @vision3213
      @vision3213 2 года назад +16

      He needs to come up with something else, Kevin hart literally already has a comedy bit like this

    • @jorgemarentes3436
      @jorgemarentes3436 2 года назад +7

      @@vision3213 Chappelle and chip

    • @dannyboimcnair5869
      @dannyboimcnair5869 2 года назад

      Hi Kisha you from Midwest?

    • @kishalashawn5542
      @kishalashawn5542 2 года назад +1

      @@dannyboimcnair5869 nope, Atlanta

  • @larrystandifer4327
    @larrystandifer4327 2 года назад +177

    In 10 years of marriage I have never let my wife catch me having fun without her. 🤣🤣🤣

    • @nezabytes
      @nezabytes Год назад +4

      I found that out halfway through college...no lie!

  • @basictruth11-09
    @basictruth11-09 2 года назад +62

    This was hilarious and his delivery was on point. Love how he assisted my only the punchlines, but his demeanor to fit the crowd!! That's what great performers do

  • @bobbybebrave4756
    @bobbybebrave4756 2 года назад +53

    Cp can entertain any crowd lol!!! my favorite stand up comedian

  • @jamelconley1841
    @jamelconley1841 2 года назад +101

    My friend Dan “They Match” 😂😂😂

  • @beebeetee2926
    @beebeetee2926 2 года назад +6

    "I've been with you since 9:30." 🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @iCGreen_
    @iCGreen_ 2 года назад +22

    That was a GOLDEN SET CP👏🏾👏🏾👏🏾 long way from AllDef

  • @kareemjohnson8059
    @kareemjohnson8059 2 года назад +6

    His recovery game is sick..dude can take u out to sea but bring u right back to shore lol 😆 gotta luv it!

  • @scottduke9713
    @scottduke9713 2 года назад +12

    Master character creator and story teller. One of few deep comics left

  • @LaidBackLofiRadio
    @LaidBackLofiRadio Год назад +8

    Great stuff, been following CP since 2019, funny guy!🤣

  • @mitchismeech
    @mitchismeech 2 года назад +51

    Perfect set ! CP got some versatility

  • @CesarGonzalez-zj7fm
    @CesarGonzalez-zj7fm 2 года назад +37

    “…so i hit a tree”

  • @deeluu7560
    @deeluu7560 2 года назад +7

    "I just ordered a pizza to my license plate!" 🤣

  • @truthseeker139
    @truthseeker139 2 года назад +28

    Making Detroit shine. Great set!

  • @PFrenchi
    @PFrenchi 2 года назад +4

    He’s a smoothie 🤣🤣😂😂😂

  • @LLO227
    @LLO227 2 года назад +12

    Ordered pizza to the license plate 🍽

  • @stacylarge5636
    @stacylarge5636 2 года назад +16

    That made me laugh aggressively great ending

  • @manifeststations
    @manifeststations 2 года назад +8

    CP Is Getting Even Better! Wow 💪🏾💯👏🏾

  • @revampnation9492
    @revampnation9492 2 года назад +3

    Glad to see all the new comers to CP’s stuff. Y’all should go check some of the older stuff.. too funny

  • @BrittanyRenee219
    @BrittanyRenee219 2 года назад +12

    CP is freaking hilarious !

  • @beatgeekmuzic
    @beatgeekmuzic 2 года назад +10

    He's a smoothie 😂😂😂😂😭😭

  • @inthemirror192
    @inthemirror192 2 года назад +5

    I love when the medicine's in the candy. Message!😂😉

  • @rastapickney7794
    @rastapickney7794 2 года назад +7

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣 "she almost caught me having fun"

  • @MangoBums
    @MangoBums 2 года назад +8

    wow crowd underappreciated him. good stuff cp!

  • @philsmith8306
    @philsmith8306 2 года назад +4

    "I just ordered a pizza to my license plate" 😆😆😆

  • @JimmDogg76
    @JimmDogg76 2 года назад +14

    That's a good set. Funny dude.

  • @Andu_music
    @Andu_music Год назад +2

    I love CP. so entertaining

  • @cmel8630
    @cmel8630 2 года назад

    The Great CP!! Keep, keeping it 💯 Peace and Continued Blessings

  • @romtownraider
    @romtownraider 2 года назад +2

    CP on that crowd werk,you good out here primo!!

  • @todo8328
    @todo8328 2 года назад +2

    This is the best response I’ve seen from a Just for Laughs crowd. Nice one CP

  • @pherm1056
    @pherm1056 2 года назад +1

    This set was great

  • @linestolife10
    @linestolife10 2 года назад +3

    @comediancp i see you polished that joke all the way tf up. good stuff bro. fand out

  • @curtcomedy4661
    @curtcomedy4661 2 года назад +4

    When CP start talking so proper

  • @westwardpomonagyrl4358
    @westwardpomonagyrl4358 2 года назад +8

    🤣🤣🤣🤣CP’s a fool

  • @TheBenedict99
    @TheBenedict99 2 года назад +2

    Hilarious I was in tears

  • @mmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmw

    I love watching CP

  • @JustineEllushon
    @JustineEllushon 11 месяцев назад

    "this is the only way....." 🤣🤣🤣
    thinking back to those times when I was like "he better be dead, he BETTER be dead..." LMAO

  • @TheGuytoncurtis
    @TheGuytoncurtis 2 года назад +1

    Good work CP!! ✊🏽

  • @garagegorilla5x5
    @garagegorilla5x5 2 года назад +14

    All she's gonna say is nothing and wait til you're trying to sleep to argue about it anyway

  • @redeemed3202
    @redeemed3202 2 года назад +1

    You got it bro💪🏽 good job. CityLyfe

  • @johneybishop4946
    @johneybishop4946 2 года назад

    Exxxcccccelllllent job CP

  • @spacetimeworm
    @spacetimeworm 2 года назад +6

    This guy's pretty good!
    ☝️♥️

  • @Jedi-Biggs
    @Jedi-Biggs 2 года назад +27

    Well written and performed material sir. Very surprised I never heard of him!

    • @2gritty
      @2gritty 2 года назад +4

      look him up on all def digital

    • @luhhmar4015
      @luhhmar4015 2 года назад +2

      Watch him on “roast me” also on all def digital

    • @kennygwalk5328
      @kennygwalk5328 Год назад

      Type in keep your distance CP. Another great Written and performed piece

  • @NdigoDavalos
    @NdigoDavalos 3 месяца назад

    I don’t make her hunch like that killed me 😂😂😂😂😂
    CP never d isappoints😂😂😂😂😂❤

  • @PlanetJigobotTV
    @PlanetJigobotTV 2 года назад +2

    CP is Hilarious!

  • @sachamusica1
    @sachamusica1 2 года назад +2

    Not ordering a pizza to your license plate😭😭😭😭

  • @JustineEllushon
    @JustineEllushon 11 месяцев назад

    bruhhhhhhhhhhhhh I screamed the entire video lmaooooooooooooo

  • @jusamakeover
    @jusamakeover 2 года назад

    COMEDIC GENIUS

  • @thadon1145
    @thadon1145 2 года назад +2

    A smoothie 😂😂

  • @peachbellini2615
    @peachbellini2615 2 года назад +7

    You know damn good and well her ass would've just moved the snowmobile herself and went to the bake sale ..lol

    • @chumps7974
      @chumps7974 2 года назад +1

      She still would have been a bit salty about having to move it. Lol

    • @stryfetc1471
      @stryfetc1471 Год назад

      Dan probably had the key

  • @naturalscratcher9498
    @naturalscratcher9498 2 года назад +1

    I’ve been with you since 930🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣hilarious

  • @rickfurey74
    @rickfurey74 2 года назад

    Big facts G

  • @Eyanlayers
    @Eyanlayers 2 года назад +7

    This dude got it.!! Well done CP. Well done brotha. well done.

  • @PDog69
    @PDog69 2 года назад +5

    Yikes! That is a sad situation

  • @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772
    @derrickgentryhumbleblessed8772 2 года назад +1

    Facts🤣🤣👏🏾👏🏾

  • @Mksjskskssksk
    @Mksjskskssksk Год назад

    God i love cp

  • @SaleemAli-ke4ro
    @SaleemAli-ke4ro 2 года назад +1

    Hilarious 👏🏿👏🏿👏🏿

  • @TORULEZ10
    @TORULEZ10 2 года назад

    The only thing I missed from the bit is the song CP said his friend was singing lol.

  • @deborahwinter5018
    @deborahwinter5018 2 года назад +1

    Hilarious!

  • @powshadowzable
    @powshadowzable 2 года назад +3

    I ain't walking on egg shells for no shawty. So I can partially relate

  • @RJNumber45
    @RJNumber45 2 года назад +1

    This guy is pretty good

  • @MrMattyMan
    @MrMattyMan 2 года назад +34

    I'd love to see a female comedian talk about how she's scared to go home from having fun. I don't think I've ever seen that. 🤔

    • @slaymarie_rdh_ntraining
      @slaymarie_rdh_ntraining 2 года назад +1

      It’s crazy cause I Totally get on that situation sometimes

    • @talknheadz
      @talknheadz 2 года назад

      And you never will. Theyre perfect

    • @369pendulum
      @369pendulum 2 года назад +1

      Now that would be some dark ass hilarious shit! But let me know when you find that because I ain't watching this

  • @theothereyewitness
    @theothereyewitness 2 года назад

    Cp is crasy😁

  • @eliasreyes7930
    @eliasreyes7930 2 года назад

    👑 CP 👑

  • @Gunshiner
    @Gunshiner 2 года назад

    Hilarious!!

  • @nonicknamethethird2132
    @nonicknamethethird2132 2 года назад

    I ordered a pizza to my license plate 😂😂😂
    Detroit

  • @P8N420
    @P8N420 Год назад

    Ordered a pizza to the license plate lol mannn

  • @BlaccCeaza
    @BlaccCeaza 2 года назад +1

    Didn't know cp had jokes shit was cool👍🏿

    • @kennygwalk5328
      @kennygwalk5328 2 года назад

      Oh yeah, type his name in and stand up. He has around 6 sets on youtube

  • @Life_Chronicles91
    @Life_Chronicles91 2 года назад +5

    That first joke is Kevin hearts joke

    • @Druzier
      @Druzier 2 года назад +1

      He took it to a while nother level though! 😂😂😂

  • @lisajefferson6757
    @lisajefferson6757 2 года назад +1

    😆😆DEETRROIITT!

  • @jerrongarner5328
    @jerrongarner5328 2 года назад +1

    I hear a rerock!

  • @redefineapparel1294
    @redefineapparel1294 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂cp is a fool

  • @BrianAlexander25
    @BrianAlexander25 2 года назад +4

    My "black" wife be having white problems with me. Like when I forget to get oatmilk instead of regular milk in her Starbucks iced coffee

  • @RonnieRon
    @RonnieRon 2 года назад

    🤣

  • @MzSweetzTalk
    @MzSweetzTalk 10 месяцев назад

    😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @redefineapparel9140
    @redefineapparel9140 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂

  • @Zaymane808
    @Zaymane808 2 года назад +5

    Crowd was dead asf😒

  • @RaulHernandez-tv7dj
    @RaulHernandez-tv7dj 2 года назад

    Lol

  • @GrilledCheeseKiller
    @GrilledCheeseKiller 2 года назад

    😂😂😂

  • @jbsmm
    @jbsmm 2 года назад

    😂😂😂😂😂🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @bmgtheperformer
    @bmgtheperformer 2 года назад

    HahahHaha

  • @HUNTENT247
    @HUNTENT247 2 года назад +6

    Never have a wife.

  • @TP-xy2ms
    @TP-xy2ms 2 года назад

    👍👍👍👍👍👍👍👍🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @queenelizabee7246
    @queenelizabee7246 2 года назад

    so at what point did you realize this was a lie? 😂😂

  • @keonnewilliams9511
    @keonnewilliams9511 2 года назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣👍

  • @jamaljohnson3199
    @jamaljohnson3199 2 года назад +1

    Damn I tell decide if Cp does watch Kevin hart or he doesn’t

    • @kareemfate8314
      @kareemfate8314 Год назад +1

      Right it was the same jokes for the most part

  • @elizabethanderson5421
    @elizabethanderson5421 2 года назад +19

    Kevin Hart did a similar joke in one of his stand ups

    • @reikwestphilly1599
      @reikwestphilly1599 2 года назад +4

      I was thinking the same thing

    • @clevelandwilliam1
      @clevelandwilliam1 2 года назад +8

      Every married black comedian has a similar set

    • @datdrink3300
      @datdrink3300 2 года назад +2

      Fact but lol but that’s real life spit tho lol

    • @LilCrashOutFr
      @LilCrashOutFr 2 года назад +3

      Exact same, even the “I gotta shut gun down” part lmaooo

  • @nmarrs8539
    @nmarrs8539 2 года назад +11

    I’ve always been a loner so going out with my friends has never been a thing I liked doing. Some of the material seems a little dated. It’s good for sure and I like it just needs a tweak. “They match” that was great!!

    • @haverty927
      @haverty927 2 года назад +1

      Na he was spot on bro😂

    • @aceboogie1376
      @aceboogie1376 2 года назад +1

      "Some of the materal seems a little dated" coming from a self-professed loner? Lol your experience isn't universal, white guy.
      "It just needs a tweak"
      How does a life experience turned into a comedy set need a "tweak" in order for it to be more relatable to you?
      Stop anchoring yourself to your fictions. The completely unaware cheek of this comment lol.

  • @chanceluck6797
    @chanceluck6797 2 года назад +3

    Uh..kinda sounded like Kevin hart's joke

  • @sunittechjourney9640
    @sunittechjourney9640 Год назад +1

    This is not how he talks in alldef loool.

  • @mirandahardy4202
    @mirandahardy4202 2 года назад +4

    Your miss factor is very low- you’re starting to reach that status. King of comedy sounds real good on you. Saw your show on HBO cp is really out here. He’s funny for real even in a role!

  • @versatilethearcane
    @versatilethearcane 2 года назад +6

    Am I tripping or was that first joke stolen from Kevin Hart

  • @jmuck231
    @jmuck231 2 года назад +2

    Another case to not get married

  • @noreasons6709
    @noreasons6709 Год назад

    Cp

  • @bryongunn6191
    @bryongunn6191 2 года назад

    I heard this before from another dude

  • @shamoney992
    @shamoney992 2 года назад +6

    Idk what women is ok with their man going to the strip club. An what man thinks they going to be ok after getting home from the strip club knowing they women knows he was at the strip club unless he really works there.

  • @annak706
    @annak706 Год назад

    👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀👀

  • @twill191
    @twill191 2 года назад +1

    I've always hated these, my wife runs the house, jokes. Pretty lame to me 🤷🏾‍♂️🤷🏾‍♂️

  • @beerose22able
    @beerose22able 10 месяцев назад

    It’s actually sad that this joke is so relatable. Why is it us black men can look at other races deal with their women and be scared of our own it’s funny but it’s really not smh