Being Liberal Isn't Fun | Andy Haynes | Stand Up Comedy
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- Опубликовано: 13 июн 2024
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Andy Haynes is a standup and writer based in New York City. He has appeared on Late Nite with Jimmy Fallon, Conan, The Late Late Show with James Corden, Comedy Central, and HBO. He has performed at the Just For Laughs Festival in Montreal, as well as the SXSW, Moontower, New York Comedy and Sketchfest festivals. He’s a regular at the Comedy Cellar in New York, the Comedy Store in Los Angeles, and Top Secret in London.
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Credits:
Written and Performed by Andy Haynes
Executive Producers: Kyle Kazanjian-Amory and Brett Kushner
VP of Production: Marissa Gallant
Director: Brad Silnutzer
Director of Photography: Mark Davis
Consulting Producer: Jay Bode
Gaffer: Michael Tellup
Grip: Tommy Anderson
Cam Operators:
Tommy Anderson
Jon Austin
Lauren Doyle
Nate Elegino
Adrian Gutierrez
Editor: Elise Golgowski
Color Correction: Mark I. Davis
Sound Recording: Guillermo Areizaga
Sound Mix: Ryan Meadows
Production Assistants:
Maggie Rosenberg
Greyson Hines
Photographer: Kari Austin (@karijcreativeco)
Special thanks to our generous hosts, FemX Quarters in San Diego, CA
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Andy's IG is @imandyhaynes. Make sure to follow him on Instagram to see where he's performing next!
I'd follow him but i ain't gay.
@@AimForTheBushes908 me too only I drowned 😢
for a conservative maybe
I Mandy Haynes?! its the WOKE TRANS AGENDA
I love Mandy Haynes
The way he embraced subtly shitting on himself and then turning that into comedy is a superpower, this dude is fantastic
Ya, self deprecation is important in good comedy
@Bigheartoneggshells yes conservatives are known for the art of self deprecation …oh wait
@@TinfoilAnus Liberals are centrist, not left.
i mean,isnt that what literally every comedian does? he is good though
@@deeayeveeeyeesIt should be, along with punching up and speaking truth to power. And then you have some bullies masquerading as comedians where they point and laugh at others, punch down, and expect you to buy into the idea that it is comedy. Ricky Gervais comes to mind.
Making political jokes that everyone can laugh at is hard these days. Dude has real talent.
Conservatives can laugh at Progressives. Progressives can laugh at Progressives. Progressives can laugh at Conservatives.
@@Yvaelle Well done, haha
@Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs trust me, you become a progressive by talking to conservatives in real life. Ive never seen a conservative be able to joke about himself, always pulling a “no true scotsman” fallacy instead. Most of your conspiracy theories are leftist ones too. 9/11 was , the feds too, and jan 6th is just proof of the extent to which conservatives defend themselves.
@Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs to be fair, we are all fundamentally the same and all trying to get through life, we are being manipulated by media and the echo chambers that social media creates. I do think that the current definition of progressive, in most ways is the best way for humanity to move, lifting up the lives of the struggling, and using social programs to maintain a standard of living for as many people as possible.
But that view is nieve, it is immensely more complicated than that, so I try to influence my community to lift each other up and push for a mentality of humans trying to be better... When we get home or are out with friends we all do the same shit, be funny, and talk shit about our lives.
But the conservative leadership are a bunch of window lickers, so liberal I am and will stay.
@Graf von Losinj - I Post Info + Best Docs also, I just can't help but know that conspiracies are possible, but infinitely unlikely, so I don't really care if they are true, I still have to live my life, and I don't get any value out of considering them as reality. If I suddenly knew 9/11 was done by our government... What, they're shitty, like they've always been, they're a bunch of humans, of yous and mes, they panic and hide shit, and make deals, and are sick of their lives, and scared, and happy.
So we work on making the systems that support us and lift our society to health are strong.
We lie to each other I guess I'm saying, I'm sure many things about our society are a lie, but we are a.bunch of apes trying to figure out how to maintain a planet, it's going to take time, but it doesn't mean I don't have to live in my reality, my life, where I spend time with the people I love, and enjoy the sun, and wake up and enjoy being here, to love it because we are here for so short a stay.
I love you, and I hope you can find strength in yourself, be stoic, and stand tall for yourself, find a place in this crazy society, have fun, live a life, and then die, with all of us, and leave a mark. Find happiness in the ordinary, there doesn't have to be a plot, life is incredibly interesting
That speaking Spanish joke had like 4 levels to it. Love this guy
Right? That was like _For Whom The Bell Tolls,_ but in joke form
(that was a really smart joke and now I'm sad nobody is ever going to see it and I'm definitely too drunk to remember it)
Top shelf, had me laughing harder than I have in a long time
I think "somos de Yemen" every time I go to the convenience store
Wait do you mind explaining? I only got to naranjas on my Duolingo
That one got a loud laugh outta me!😂😂
I've lived in Seattle for 6 years and this is the 1st person from there that has made a funny joke
Lmao.
Comedy clubs in Seattle are sad as hell
Vegas transplant to Seattle . Concur , no funny here.
diferent opinion, 1st *white guy maybe... after two seperate stints totalin 17yrs i never met a funny white guy, plenty of funny asian, am & lgbtq comedians tho
People are generally funny when you arent conditioned to actively hate them for their skin color.
Dude was shockingly hilarious
Yeah man, it was great!💯 I wasn't expecting this
How is it shocking?
It’s almost like he’s a comedian
@@mushroom6707 his sense of humor didn't match his appearance,I like surprises.
@@mr.holliday9456 he's been doing comedy for years. He does some self deprecating humor but also misdirectional and anecdotal. Look up his other stuff
He looks like Matthew Mcconaughey and Woody Harrelson combined
Moody MCcorrelson
Ironic that you say this because Matthew just came and said he thinks that him and Woody might be brothers....
It's his cadence as well lol
More like Woody Sterile Son
Nat Faxon with better teeth. (Apologies, Nat. You're a good actor and the rest of your face is handsome.)
My dad woke us up to watch meteor showers and kissed us on the lips until we refused 😂 Secure attachment is real. Love you, Dad!
So it's 4 months in the future now, and libreals will tell you that supporting your, kid, and showing affection by caring for your kids is wrong. If your parent showed up to every school or sport event, they inflicted mental harm by giving you anxiety to perform. It's crazy how far libreals go even in 4 months
“And for dessert, we’re gonna thank the moon” I cackled 😂
That Christian quater back joke was great 😂
i know right lol
Was gold
@@marzupalami it doesn't matter to me.
It made me realize he looks like Joe Flacco lol
@@marzupalamishutup
I’m a conservative and found him funny. Actually got a couple chuckles outta me but I ain’t gay.
It’s cool even if you are, don’t be scared to be yourself buddy.
The thing is, us conservitards and libtards can generally get along. Things have just gotten way out of hand. If we could just dial it all back a bit, I think we could all drink beers and hang out again. I'd rather shoot some hogs and eat ribs than that vegan bullshit. I'm not vegan lol
Sorry I was so rough with you when you were bent over, but you can try again with someone more gentle and switch back to your gaydays, sweets.
@@zyrosqrd2552 😟 are you good
@@bambivvhe’s just doing a little trolling
"Lets trade her out with some hungry young Peruvian dentist" HAHAHAHA I loved it.
Lol 😂
ARCH Conservative here and this was brilliant! From outfit to delivery .... And the writing????
A+++
"I wasn't gonna celebrate but now I am", such a good line.
no fr tho, the way he went from that global warming joke and chose a date which worked for that but also mlk day and shows that conservatives don’t care abt global warming or racial history… genius
@@parkerburgio funny though stereotypical
@@parkerburgio"conservatives don't care about... racial history."
Truly a well constructed worldview you got there. I'm sure your wife's boyfriend is very proud of you.
@@captain_malariaAre you fighting conservative stereotypes by implying "we actually care greatly about the crimes committed in the name of racism, their history and the history of different ethnic groups" or are you implying "we care greatly about keeping our white race pure, so of course we care about racial history"? Something in between maybe?
@@captain_malaria i like how you didn't refute their point
I would totally get my kids up at 3:00 am to watch a meteor shower 😂
dont forget to kiss them on the mouth afterwards lol
Same!!!
😂 I would absolutely wake up the kids for a meteor shower, or Northern Lights, or an interesting moon if I’m also awake, which I usually am not. I’ll catch it on the news feed but if I really want to annoy them we are going outside and looking at constellations and I’m going to try to describe the points of interest in vague language
Aww shit. Sorry about the little pussies 😂
no plz do that, that's a good memory dawg
As a conservative with a motorboat, this made me laugh
As a liberal with a kayak, this made me laugh too
As an independent, I drowned.
As a liberal who is married to a conservative with a wakeboard boat, he’s 100% right and hilarious
As an immigrant refugee, I got traded with an American with his jokes.
As a native, I think my joke got stolen
"MMA-style lovemaking" did not get nearly the juice it deserved. Best line in the set, great balance between the two.
Exactly
It is a culture shock to date someone younger than you.
He deserves a bloody Netflix special more than most of the comedians on there
That depends on your opinion I mean at the other day lotta comedians work the ass off to do that that’s not that easy and everybody has different idea but they think it’s funny, so yeah, there are comedians that have Netflix specials that deserve it to so you can’t sit there say a lot of opinion I’m sure you have your opinion that’s fine something wrong with that but others who have their opinions to
@@tammiepage6489what in the world
@@tammiepage6489 Punctuation?
@@ATruncalenot even punctuation would save her
He can just tell jokes it doesn’t have to be bloody
"Somos de Yemen" hahahaha that killed me!
😂😂😂
The pause on the "I swear to God..........." was perfect timing I was cracking up 🤣🤣🤣
"I did a 23&Me, they sent me back a blank sheet of paper." Haven't laughed that hard in a while lol
23andme told me I’m a hoarder
It's funny because white people have so much recorded culture 😅 Omg I'm dying 😅
Citizen championship might be best take on immigration I've heard yet
Time to bring back the coliseum lol
Think of the ratings. "27-year-old Caucasian male takes on family of 5, up next on ESPN"
@Josef Zalusky mate I would watch the ever living shit out of this 😂
This post and comment killed me lmaoooo
@@josefzalusky7307 :D :D :D :D :D
Thank you to the RUclips algorithm for recommending this guy. Killed it!
The kind of comedy that offends everyone and therefore offends no one. Love it.
As a Black bisexual man, I feel like having a rhino thick hide is a blessing when it comes to what people deem "offensive".
These jokes were supposed to be offensive?
@@viscountrainbows2857 As a Blasian Pacific Island Jew who ended up looking Arabian AF with Autism,ADHD,Bi-Polar,and Ambidextrous-ness from the Rural South I agree!
@@Ceabrus74 No, it's just a poor attempt at whining about nothing.
@@mechanomics2649Oh, the irony...
I love his observations LOL What an excellent way to let your introverted and overthinking self bring joy to others haha
"I Swear to God..."
That joke hit and crushed it!
The man is a comedy genius with that one
“My moms’s a suburu outback” 😂
Absolutely killed. A+ Set. Can't believe this is the first time I've seen this guy get up.
Was hoping he had a RUclips channel, doesn't appear to 😒
I’d never heard of this guy, he killed it, original material, excellent delivery.
There wasn’t a weak joke in his set! I would absolutely watch a whole special by him if this is the quality we’re seeing.
So so solid! Great way to play off both sides, razor sharp all the way! Loved him, even as a conservative! :)
So glad more and more comedians are putting their specials out on RUclips! We’re all getting way more exposure to more talent and it’s awesome! Great show Andy!! 🥳
I’ve been writing jokes to perform stand up but this guy’s set just made me rethink the whole thing.
I wish you luck!
Everyone has their different style and what works for them! You can probably pull of your jokes while this guy couldn’t😊
Jus get on stage and do it. Understand that you will bomb.......a lot. make sure u have a backbone and can handle embarrassment. I wish I could say "you got this" but I don't know u. So .....I hope you got this. 👍
Go for it! Just got to put in the hours!! This is years of practice, you can get to this point too!
Writing jokes is good step, but like a previous comment said, you're gonna bomb a lot and gonna have a lot.of hecklers. Learn how to work the audience too, good for segues into different topics and jokes and keep some cutting jokes in your back pocket to flip around in your favor. I ain't a professional comedian, but I have a friend who is an amateur and learned a bit from him. Good luck. Hope you succeed.
THIS WAS SUCH A TIGHT SET 🔥🔥🔥 One of the most enjoyable comedians I've seen in a long time!!
definitely one of the comedians of all time 👍
Agreed!
Agree! Didn’t expect to laugh so hard from someone I’d never heard of.
💯%
Being liberal is a responsibility.
this guy had me literally laughing out loud 🤣
This set was amazing! Time to follow his career for the next twenty years ❤
Hahaha! Yes!
He's been a comedian and has already performed on late night shows and comedy central
veinte años, come on do your homework 💀
literally
@Santiago Munoz what's a late night show?
I can't believe that was only 11 minutes I had so much material packed into it that was incredible
_D E N S E_ (idk why I typed that sparsely..)
The bit about women wanting guys to be two totally different things couldnt be more accurate
And it doesn't matter if you're one or the other because a whole group of people will hate you for it either way
This guy was a big hit; smacked me twice with the 9/11 jokes
For someone who looks like a walking dateline serial killer profile this guy is very funny
That's harsh!
This dude is hilarious literally not a line wasted
I see what you did there
The bit about "you either get the warrior or the gentleman. You can't have both" killed me
Thought I was the only one walking around super sad during warm and beautiful winter days.😂
The Subaru Outback: Eddie Bauer edition joke is so underrated
As a Portlander who drives a Subaru Outback Wilderness, yup.
As a New Yorker with a 2009 Subi Outback... i feel judged.
I once saw a Hasidic Jew driving a Subaru Outback L.L. Bean edition in San Francisco. It seemed somewhat off brand, but I don't judge.
"You're dead, that's pretty gay."
The “oh nooo” after the 9/11 joke😭😭
So good, self deprecating liberal character is such a breath of fresh air, killer man, good rips on everyone, this is what this is suppose to look like, great subject matter, you’re right over the target
Are you serious? Exactly what you described is so old at this point it’s beyond nauseating
You all keep getting McDonald’s shoved down your throat believing it’s filet mignon Bc that’s what you’re told
Great comment. Was thinking exactly same
A lot of liberals are like that, it's just that conservatives are too busy shooting at beer cans and crying over the shoes cartoon candies wear to actually pay attention
If a self deprecating liberal is a breath of fresh air, then a self deprecating conservative is a breath of fresh air in East Palestine, OH
@@jamesmckinney9020 Lame, try again.
I verbally said NOO when he finished! That went by too fast. I loved it. He's so funny. I wasn't expecting that and I am so happily surprised.
Yeah, I didn't recognise him but he was great!
That’s what she said
This was absolutely hilarious. Came on my feed and now I want to search for more of his work
This had me crying. Super tight set with perfect timing. Hope to see more of this guy.
That was a tight set. No duds, excellent delivery, and the timing is good (he makes sure he pause for the laughs). This makes me want to see more of what he has and if it is that solid someone get this man a special.
OMFG i was dying the entire time... this guy is frekkin hilarious i love him so much
So glad more and more comedians are putting their specials out on RUclips! We’re all getting way more exposure to more talent and it’s awesome! Great show Andy!!
I've just realized I always needed an Andy Haynes in my life.
His timing is perfect in this set . He has improved so much over the last couple years
"We aren't having fun because we care about other people and stuff!" if this isn't the truest shit😂
No liberals care more about the image of looking like they care
In reality they are just disingenuous narcissists
That was surprisingly good, grown-up humor. I like it.
Wow what a hidden gem this was, the entire set was flawless… best I’ve seen in a very long time 👏👏👏
Damn, even your kid's soccer coach is doing stand-up, and he's hilarious.
Applause for saving your 9/11 joke until the end like a reverse Pete Davidson
I had to scroll for ages to find this comment 🤭.
Great to hear a creative U.S. comedian that feels no need to laugh at his own jokes for 60% of the monologue. 5 stars
America not only invented stand up comedy, we're by far the best at it, eat ass
Hidden gem. I hope he get's discovered by a wider audience. Top shelf talent.
Not only did I laugh multiple times but I was smiling at minimum the whole bit
same
This guy definitely deserves to blow up if he hasn't yet. Can't wait to see more of his stuff
Really didn’t like him huh?
@@timmiller1 I see what you did there 😂😂😂
I hope he drops a full special soon this set was pure heat🔥
My wife said he reminded her of me. I guess that’s a compliment? Because I know I’m not funny
Andy Haynes! Most underrated comedian
I did not expect this to be the funniest thing I've heard in weeks, but here we are... 😂
Conservative here. Hilarious. Sharing with friends.
So many great lines… “and then for desert we’re gonna thank the moon” 🤣🤣🤣
I hope this guy goes big (bigger?) because he's hilarious and has such great delivery.
i was adding this to my "Watch Later" list when i heard the first punchline, started laughing, and immediately thought
"Nah i gotta hear the rest'
one of the best sets ive heard thos year lol
Very funny. Good to see good comedy up and coming! Keep it up dude!
As a liberal it's so nice to see a liberal actually make fun of liberals instead of all those self-righteous wokie liberal comedians that fling insults and call it comedy.
And the hunt begins..... another new (to me) comedian that I definitely want to find more content of.
That was a great set!
As a man, my father said to me before he left: a real man knows when to ask for help, a fake man thinks he can do everything.
Ima go with what Ben said on back at the barnyard iykyk, better advice fr.
This guy had me laughing the whole time. Such a breath of fresh air!
for a vanilla guy, he was really spicy
Searching for more of his stuff NOW 😂 I don’t know how to describe this kind of humour but I love it
"I'm trying to make some trades." That was low-key savage and hilarious!
"Trying to put together a championship year." 💀
Excellent!! This dude killed it. So much content so fast in such a short amount of time. Epic and genius the way he worked his jokes together with rapid fire precision.
What an absolute master. The difference between older vs younger comics is so clear.
I get why you're saying what you're saying, but really the difference between skilled vs ersatz comics is so clear.
@@dianapevtsov I'm kindof annoyed by the fact that I now know the word erstatz exists
Yeah, it’s amazing to see how much better Bill Burr and Louis CK got from their sets in the 90s
@@tw7321 right? they get so well seasoned over time. they know what works and what's worth a risk. they're totally in control of outcomes
they've spent years watching audiences react, they know precisely what to do and say
I love that he's wearing shorts. Dude is killing it!
This is my first time seeing this guy. Hilarious. Definitely gonna be looking for more.
his previous work is good too! and his wife's a comic: Rosebud Baker
Homie ready to switch teams 😂
Hot damn what a set! This had me dying 😂😂😂 timing, deliver, material, and even the hoodie were all on point!
Ridiculous hoodie, silly shorts, knobby knees... all perfect
Dad shorts + New Balance shoes.
I like this guy right out of the gate!
"I miss daddy kisses" -Haha, that's cute! :D
As a 29 yr old man with chest pains, 2:20 is funny, and accurate
Please go get ur chest pains checked out if you haven't done so. Not tryna scare ya, but I personally know a handful of young men 35 & under who had heart attacks and one even passed unexpectedly a couple of months ago and I still hurt from that. So just if you haven't done so, get that checked at the doctor's. Like it could be a medication you're taking or it could be from something else. Sorry for the rant. Be well! ❤
@@sstamper1368 definitely not the jabba dabba doo
@sstamper1368 but he's not gay!
Never heard of this guy, he killed this set! Will look out for him in the future. Also a shout out to the woman with the incredible cheekbones in the front - wow!
This is the kind of dialogue that can bring us all together.
Best compliment I can give: I paused it at 3 minutes and started sharing.
He had me lol the whole time. "He's a keeper, folks!"
legitimately so funny :] easily shot up to one of my favorite sets
Don’t Tell always hosting top notch talent 👏👏👏
Hello from Kyiv, Ukraine ❤. ABSOLUTE Killer jokes!
That was a very good clip. Well done political humor too, thats impressive to navigate so well.
Give this man a netflix special so he can shine lol
yeah i imagine it's probably hard to do completely non-offensive political comedy these days, but he pulled it off really dang well. Really impressive set all around
This is REALLY good. Can't wait to see more of him!