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  • @Camelworks
    @Camelworks 6 лет назад +564

    I saw this guy in the media room at E3, pacing back and forth at the fare end of the room. I wanted to say hi and get a photo, but I also wanted to preserve the perception that this guy is real. I went with preservation.

    • @TheDavi2001
      @TheDavi2001 4 года назад +9

      Last place I expected to find you
      Edit: Nvm, it suits well

    • @Darth_Dink
      @Darth_Dink 4 года назад +2

      Hey same! I saw him enter and exit the bathroom like three times too

    • @XieTianXieDi888
      @XieTianXieDi888 3 года назад +4

      @@Darth_Dink “Cocaine is one helluva drug!” -Rick James

    • @BadManN_TheBushes
      @BadManN_TheBushes 2 года назад

      He def seems like a real orator tweeker hes but Orator none the less

    • @syalda0001
      @syalda0001 Год назад +1

      A true character of our times

  • @thomgreen2091
    @thomgreen2091 6 лет назад +803

    Nice to see that he's finally free from shift manager Masha's judging emerald eyes... I don'tknow.

    • @stopusingthisavatar56
      @stopusingthisavatar56 5 лет назад +2

      Imagine his quitting day speech tho~

    • @mitchelltodd6363
      @mitchelltodd6363 5 лет назад +5

      Who cares if he smells like roast beef it's fucking Arby's! ....I don't know

    • @mitchelltodd6363
      @mitchelltodd6363 5 лет назад +10

      Like the steer carcasses of yesteryear, forced from their homes in New Tristram to the cow level that is Arby's incorporated. I have been stewing in a steel container of putrid grease and dissapointment. Like this roast beef I have hit boiling point and cracked like Targaryen's most ilbehaved dragon Aegon. Masha your emerald eyes are no longer the abyss that fills me with fear like the colour out of space wrought down from unknown parts or times for I have stared into the eyes of the incestuous mad dragon mothers desperate and equally soulless lenses to sheer entropy and nephew lust...I don't know. Notice me Aunty notice meeeee. So (slams a tiny wine) like Loki dropping his fiery sword Masha I give you the original flipped bird with equal hate....I don't know roast beef is kinda cool.

    • @borackosama2952
      @borackosama2952 4 года назад +1

      I read this how he would

    • @louaguado995
      @louaguado995 3 года назад +1

      😂🤣😅

  • @schadenfreudeind
    @schadenfreudeind 6 лет назад +90

    It's like a high school reunion but, I don't know, only six years later. Nice to see Tessa and Onyx again. Their friendship will last forever.

  • @JobForAMaxboy
    @JobForAMaxboy Год назад +36

    This guy seriously has a talent. It's hard to tell if that monologue was complete waffle or absolutely genius. I'm going with genius

  • @gabrielcaro
    @gabrielcaro 5 лет назад +67

    1:15 it’s obvious she’s completely mesmerized by him! Just marry each other already!

    • @patrickshelest1186
      @patrickshelest1186 4 года назад +10

      Lol fr the whole video get a room already 😂

    • @nbow51
      @nbow51 4 года назад +13

      Yeah she's constantly looking at his lips too

    • @yusefaslam9675
      @yusefaslam9675 2 года назад +2

      Why dont they just kiss or smthin idk

    • @jasonwaterfalls6145
      @jasonwaterfalls6145 2 месяца назад

      Unfortunately for Onyx, Tessa is a They/Them now. Goes by the name River Hall now (formerly Kimber Hall).

  • @jesusdiscipledon1499
    @jesusdiscipledon1499 6 лет назад +195

    This is the kind of content we’re looking for from....
    Oh wait, this isn’t bowsers home page....

    • @jesusdiscipledon1499
      @jesusdiscipledon1499 6 лет назад

      FUCK ONYX, FUCK HIS BEARD!!!!!! YOURE AGING LIKE MILK!!! But maybe I’m just a saltopotomouse.....

  • @midwest13
    @midwest13 6 лет назад +119

    Holy crap, that rant/ramble went on so long! How is that even humanly possible? Bowser is a god, I say! And then tiny wines and the dance at the end... I'm in tears... Bravo Bowser!!

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 лет назад +4

      he's a Toejam with NO EARRL.

  • @Donglator
    @Donglator 6 лет назад +178

    he's my spirit animal

  • @te9591
    @te9591 5 лет назад +55

    2:35 is a pretty impressive stream of conscious monologue.

    • @doctordrizzay
      @doctordrizzay 2 года назад +1

      He was reading off something not seen on camera...

    • @TheBronzeTurkey
      @TheBronzeTurkey 2 года назад

      @@doctordrizzay nah, don't be stupid

  • @bibby42
    @bibby42 6 лет назад +38

    "Tessa" is back, looking as good as ever! They started it all together.

  • @nicasiotalbo4825
    @nicasiotalbo4825 6 лет назад +92

    Notice me senpai.. notice me...

  • @mutsuhanma7807
    @mutsuhanma7807 4 года назад +9

    Tessa still has that come hither eyes....man they inspire some deep motions within...

  • @SpinozillaSaurian
    @SpinozillaSaurian 6 лет назад +52

    It's about a brother and sister...

    • @Jun-Kyard
      @Jun-Kyard 6 лет назад +2

      XxX_SpinozillaX_XxX Saurian that....... fuck

    • @florb5560
      @florb5560 6 лет назад +1

      Obi-wan Kenobi that what?.... They fuck each other...,

    • @SavvygeMediaGroup
      @SavvygeMediaGroup 6 лет назад +1

      It's called......Brother Sister....... XDXD

    • @letsmeknife
      @letsmeknife 6 лет назад +1

      so they're like a crime fighting duo?

  • @QKJM19
    @QKJM19 6 лет назад +291

    This guy made my whole month 🤗🤗🤗😍🤗thank you

    • @corcor1813
      @corcor1813 6 лет назад +5

      ruclips.net/user/bowservidstotally

    • @corcor1813
      @corcor1813 6 лет назад +1

      It's his channel

    • @QKJM19
      @QKJM19 6 лет назад +1

      corcor181 thanks

    • @necrophage5248
      @necrophage5248 6 лет назад +2

      Queen JKInc. He made a great movie called Worm. Can watch it here on utube. He,seems like such a cool dude, puts his heart into everything he does. Worthy of supporting. Thankx Onyx

  • @writtenincode_
    @writtenincode_ 6 лет назад +36

    Onyx the Fortuitous is the kind of man I strive to be.
    Weird and famous.

  • @Composurezen
    @Composurezen 6 лет назад +19

    man, tessa is so cute, she doesnt laugh or smile which makes her perfect for Onyx.
    So pretty

    • @jerbsherb4391
      @jerbsherb4391 2 года назад +1

      I dunno, her hair looks different

  • @WazzieShmozzie
    @WazzieShmozzie 6 лет назад +36

    3:33 the longest pause between "i dunno..."?!?

  • @tobywenmoth622
    @tobywenmoth622 6 лет назад +52

    "And the Marcus is spelled with a quuuuuuuuuuuuuu" im dead XD

  • @finnmurtonz7062
    @finnmurtonz7062 6 лет назад +10

    The most intense 10 seconds of my life, waiting for that last "i don't know" of his.
    btw, weird gamer guy looks pretty cool

  • @R0nin23
    @R0nin23 6 лет назад +24

    "Welcome to the Shadow Zoneeeeeeeee"

  • @4chewbaca942
    @4chewbaca942 4 года назад +3

    she looks at him with such a desire

  • @HeadcrabZ0mbie
    @HeadcrabZ0mbie 6 лет назад +11

    Onyx has only gotten better like a fine tiny wine. Love it

  • @DerpingtonJr
    @DerpingtonJr 6 лет назад +91

    Can we get just the audio of him talking without the music? I want to make a beat out of it

    • @Scruffy-mj7xy
      @Scruffy-mj7xy 6 лет назад +7

      MarimBoyWonder plz do

    • @aviv441
      @aviv441 6 лет назад

      Just EQ it

    • @louislove795
      @louislove795 5 лет назад

      @@aviv441 lol do u even know about eqing ?

    • @DanielThureskog
      @DanielThureskog 4 года назад

      You can also do Blur - Parklife, but it's Onyx talking.

  • @LuigiTheItalian
    @LuigiTheItalian 6 лет назад +3

    this needs to be a series every year

  • @silentone503
    @silentone503 5 лет назад +6

    I saw that dude in a news clip and now I'm seeing him everywhere

  • @PsychofArt
    @PsychofArt 4 года назад +17

    Tessa is trying to act creeped out, but she actually looks like she's about to jump him she's so turned on. No joke.

    • @ehronaragon3309
      @ehronaragon3309 4 года назад +3

      I totally saw that too.

    • @andrewdesalvo9891
      @andrewdesalvo9891 3 года назад +1

      Dude i saw it in the original vid & in this one it was just spilling out!
      I know we'll never get this but i kinda wanna see more of them even if it's only fleeting moments.

  • @MrPurpdrank22
    @MrPurpdrank22 6 лет назад +6

    Onyx's beard is like a lush meadow of scratchy black hairs that I want to sleep in for all of eternity. He is only getting better with age, like a fine tiny wine.

  • @TheHexidecimal
    @TheHexidecimal 6 лет назад +6

    Dude. I've loved everything you've made, I can't wait for more onyx. He's the Dwayne The Rock Johnson of nerds with an amazing beard that I'm honestly jealous of. The voice alone is like the Mattatron whispering through my mind

  • @joeyrussell4969
    @joeyrussell4969 6 лет назад +9

    Man I love onyx! His beard looks great and he’s aged like a fine tinny wine

  • @danielzhang7877
    @danielzhang7877 6 лет назад +11

    I love this guy. -- So Cool like Drama King.

  • @edawg0
    @edawg0 6 лет назад +5

    Awesome video bro, you need to keep tessa on your team though, anyone who can listen to your rants without cracking a smile needs to be in more of your videos

  • @savage7882
    @savage7882 6 лет назад +53

    why did they even make a fortnite panel

    • @2000javo
      @2000javo 6 лет назад +7

      Piroclanidis idk maybe because it's the most popular game rn?

    • @VineyardGHS
      @VineyardGHS 6 лет назад +3

      Because a couple of months ago it was the most popular game it's been fading since then so they're trying to spam out some new content this is where the average company fails wouldn't expect any different from them

    • @2000javo
      @2000javo 6 лет назад +1

      Vineyard 480 it still is the most popular game lmao

    • @DavidliciousVersus
      @DavidliciousVersus 6 лет назад +1

      since the game is free they need to constantly seel you the game though micro transaction. the only way to do that is to release new skins and add more content. even though the game has been out they will still have a presence in cons like these to sell the game more and more. its the new gaming model.

  • @bradameerbeg6422
    @bradameerbeg6422 6 лет назад +1

    I love the way she is glued to your rant, awesome.

  • @richardbailey5667
    @richardbailey5667 4 года назад +3

    she is a keeper!

  • @andrewa3071
    @andrewa3071 6 лет назад +2

    Weird Gamer guy is so fun to watch. Bravo!

  • @emtffzartman666
    @emtffzartman666 6 лет назад +5

    Wow, it makes you think, is this too much? Is it overboard? Is it trying too hard? But, then you realize it’s not. It is perfectly executed, in very good taste, and completely appropriate for almost all situations and time periods. It’s well balanced and moisturized just right, not too flaky or straggly... utter perfection. Yes, I totally mean that beard!! It’s downright magical. Looking good!!!

  • @pfitge1
    @pfitge1 4 года назад

    This Tessa deserves all the points. She played this perfectly.

  • @blackbeard0074
    @blackbeard0074 4 года назад +4

    He sure knows alot for a dude that says "i dunno" after every goddamn sentence he says.

  • @StuffTube
    @StuffTube 3 года назад +2

    I died inside when I heard him say "halo infinite" at 1:23. Still waiting in 2021, buddy...

  • @joehaske306
    @joehaske306 6 лет назад +4

    I had a dream where they released "The Legend of Zelda: Eye of Shadows" and it was in the same style as BOTW but this time they had a rideable tiger and new enemies and ganon wasn't the main villain and Zelda didn't need to be saved

  • @yadig.
    @yadig. 3 года назад +1

    "AND THE MARCUS, IS SPELLED WITH A CYOOOOOOOOOOOOOOU." (STARES INTO THE EVERLASTING VOID WHILE HOLDING LEGAL DOCUMENT)

  • @dildoteabaggens723
    @dildoteabaggens723 6 лет назад +22

    Tiny wones that’s the nicest thing anyone’s ever given me 😂😂

  • @EricZierdt
    @EricZierdt 4 года назад +2

    I honestly thought that the way Tessa was staring at him during the last rant, that she was about to interrupt him, say something to the effect of, "that makes me so hot" and just embrace him in the hugest, deepest kiss.

  • @Mr.Death101
    @Mr.Death101 Год назад +11

    I would follow him into battle over nothing.

  • @adnap
    @adnap 2 года назад +4

    Tessa looks at him like Janine Melnitz looks at Egon Spengler.
    But she could also be dying inside…
    Also, he looks like Jason Ritter..

  • @slipperyphish
    @slipperyphish 6 лет назад +1

    awww, so happy that Tessa and Onyx are friends now =)

  • @DustinWearsPants
    @DustinWearsPants 6 лет назад +3

    I saw @BowserVids filming this one at E3, my wife didn’t know why I was flipping my shit! Enjoy Weird Gamer Guy, can’t wait for the next one in 6 years!!
    Also, sexy beard, ya’ll!

  • @billbillson3129
    @billbillson3129 6 лет назад +2

    A thing of pure beauty. So full and almost intimidating, but enough about the beard of the fortuitously onyx😆 such awesome references. Love it man, keep up the awesome content!

  • @dreww304
    @dreww304 6 лет назад +67

    very noice

  • @alexanderwilson6588
    @alexanderwilson6588 6 лет назад +1

    Super stoked to see a new weird gamer guy. I love Onyx

  • @sulphuricacid16
    @sulphuricacid16 6 лет назад +4

    That guy looks like as if a person was a real life glitch

  • @FranktheDachshund
    @FranktheDachshund 5 лет назад +1

    Bowser is an amazing talent. I don't know why he doesn't have all of the RUclips subscribers.

  • @mitchellherrin1388
    @mitchellherrin1388 6 лет назад +4

    Onyx the Fortuitous, Slayer of the Bright Realm.....idk....BowserVids is pretty cool....

  • @Varsocona
    @Varsocona 6 лет назад +2

    I really love Onyx's beard. He only gets better with age, like a fine tiny wine.

  • @McBehrer
    @McBehrer 6 лет назад +3

    3:50
    ... Idontknow...
    Kingdom Hearts looks pretty cool
    Ok that was funny

  • @richardoaks8333
    @richardoaks8333 6 лет назад +1

    Tessa needs her own channel. I have a crush

  • @kinorai
    @kinorai 6 лет назад +27

    Ok the guy with the hat... He's a character. He can't be... Like that.

    • @thesandycc6332
      @thesandycc6332 6 лет назад +5

      Philippe he works with nerdist

    • @Draagreon
      @Draagreon 6 лет назад +12

      I'dunno.

    • @Vestaxowner1
      @Vestaxowner1 6 лет назад +6

      He's Bowservids

    • @centricwarriors5999
      @centricwarriors5999 6 лет назад +10

      unfortunately there ARE people like him. Just go find a local Magic The Gathering tournament or a Yugioh battle or some shit.

    • @xplodinginsect4014
      @xplodinginsect4014 6 лет назад +1

      I've never seen a yugioh player do this.

  • @quickbeam00
    @quickbeam00 Год назад

    Tessa: Can I get you something?
    Onyx: .... HAR??
    🤣😂🤣

  • @IsamuMiyoji
    @IsamuMiyoji 6 лет назад +5

    His stuff is awesome!
    Give the guy some credit credit in your description.

  • @chubs4545
    @chubs4545 6 лет назад

    Much like a fine, tiny wine, Weird Gamer Guy and his beard have both grown better with age. Onyx is awesome, please bring us more of him more often!

  • @JB-qg2uc
    @JB-qg2uc 4 года назад +4

    That's some intense staring :D

    • @andrewdesalvo9891
      @andrewdesalvo9891 3 года назад

      SERIOUSLY!!! I half expected her to drop everything & just kiss him right there!

  • @Aaron8ishop
    @Aaron8ishop 6 лет назад +2

    “Second born son of Nancy” 😂😂😂😂 I’m dead

  • @burghandyb375
    @burghandyb375 6 лет назад +3

    "I remember you.."
    Ookk..
    Me af

  • @parrotflock
    @parrotflock 6 лет назад +1

    Onyx is my hero, truly getting better with age. That beard is legendary, and sexy in it’s own way. Onyx needs to be a more prominent part of Nerdist, I think. He is the king of Nerd World, and speaks for those that can’t speak for themselves. Now, as he strikes out on his own, let him raise up his wings and fly high above us all. Blazing a path littered with tiny wines. I don’t know, E3 seemed kinda cool.

  • @TeslaChad
    @TeslaChad 6 лет назад +30

    Awh man my interview didn’t make it :(

  • @peterk7931
    @peterk7931 6 лет назад +1

    It was going great. Classic Onyx. Then he called himself Slammu. That was the crescendo. Perfect.

  • @sulphuricacid16
    @sulphuricacid16 6 лет назад +4

    I like that guy

  • @Brett_is_Veng
    @Brett_is_Veng 6 лет назад

    i love this guy, still watching his 2012 vid on the same thing

  • @thereck24
    @thereck24 6 лет назад +5

    This video is gold lol

  • @ShadowForksGames
    @ShadowForksGames 6 лет назад +2

    twitter.com/ShadowForks/status/1009169260164157440
    I still can't believe I met him while I was filming this video. He's so nice in person.

  • @slowbotdrone
    @slowbotdrone 6 лет назад +22

    Not digging tessa's new hair.

    • @vorpalblades
      @vorpalblades 6 лет назад +3

      @@HolyGuacamole2173 I'd still bang them.

    • @BandEater
      @BandEater 5 лет назад

      @@HolyGuacamole2173 man you're weird

    • @HetLedie
      @HetLedie 5 лет назад +3

      I honestly think it looks adorable

    • @Lash00
      @Lash00 4 года назад

      No one asked.

  • @phoenixsun007
    @phoenixsun007 6 лет назад

    Beard game is on point. Respect it. Onyx is smooth like a 2004 Sauvingon Blanc.

  • @TheMajorCam
    @TheMajorCam 6 лет назад +6

    Holy shit what happened to Tessa? Straight up went from a nerd 8 to a solid 4. Drinking the rest of the night away.

    • @HolyGuacamole2173
      @HolyGuacamole2173 6 лет назад +1

      Ryan Ring what happened is she either had a really bad drug trip that's she cant escape from or legit lost her mind. She now considers herself "gender neutral/nonbinary" and wants to be called them/they. Yeah... I went to high school with her. Her real name is Kimberly Hall and she was so sweet and beautiful. Sadly/tragically she ruined herself.

    • @RorretsNet
      @RorretsNet 6 лет назад +9

      @Holy You're really committed to this ain't you.

    • @TheMajorCam
      @TheMajorCam 6 лет назад

      Hahaha truth.

    • @suciosanchez5984
      @suciosanchez5984 6 лет назад +3

      She probably turned him down and he won't live it down. Feelsbatman

    • @Superstarseven
      @Superstarseven 3 года назад

      @@HolyGuacamole2173 shut the fuck up, asshole 🖕🏽

  • @marshallwayne9270
    @marshallwayne9270 2 года назад +1

    This dude has done this character in every news channel ever lol

  • @DTyrannosaurus
    @DTyrannosaurus 6 лет назад +15

    Is she cosplaying a 90 year old woman?

  • @andre23noel
    @andre23noel 6 лет назад +1

    Onyx’s beard is so aesthetically pleasing. He appears to have aged like a fine tiny wine.

  • @thesopranosdynasty
    @thesopranosdynasty 6 лет назад +4

    He now reminds me of AJ Styles

  • @luchosito-d9i
    @luchosito-d9i Год назад

    love how she's doesn't find him to be a threat but actually interesting.

  • @guybrushmonkey97
    @guybrushmonkey97 6 лет назад +4

    What a sexy beard

  • @Skithien
    @Skithien 6 лет назад +1

    Marqus Tim Burton's Batman the First had me dead

  • @nowherebrain
    @nowherebrain 6 лет назад +3

    dear "I've been Tessa."(who are you now?)...please no more of this guy....I could care less for gimmicks, I care more about the games.

    • @JTMConceptions
      @JTMConceptions 6 лет назад +5

      Holy Guacamole dude, chill tf out

    • @smidge146
      @smidge146 6 лет назад +2

      Why have you commented the same thing in pretty much every comment to do with her?

    • @HetLedie
      @HetLedie 5 лет назад +1

      Hot damn ex bfs can be crazy

    • @ThePanamaDoctor
      @ThePanamaDoctor 2 года назад

      @@HolyGuacamole2173 Does she have and Instagram Account?

  • @SWIband
    @SWIband 6 лет назад

    I literally never comment... but this dude is pure gold.

  • @henrysmith893
    @henrysmith893 6 лет назад +4

    Bit late.

  • @log6n
    @log6n 6 лет назад

    He just throws the beer bottle down and flosses until he collapses

  • @heretobrowse668
    @heretobrowse668 6 лет назад +1

    Wonderfully brilliant Bowser!!! You made my day!!! 😂😂😂 Much love my friend. Just keep dancing.

  • @MMID303
    @MMID303 4 года назад +1

    This guy is a legend

  • @theoh2282
    @theoh2282 6 лет назад +2

    Only took 6 years

  • @JothanGurr
    @JothanGurr Год назад

    The awkward silence after Onyx finishes a rant is my happy place

  • @randyem2648
    @randyem2648 4 года назад

    Marq needs to drop a album before he leaves this world or start a channel that man is a star

  • @harogathpicard
    @harogathpicard 3 года назад +2

    Looks like she fell in love.

  • @Astro201281
    @Astro201281 6 лет назад

    This guy is definitely 1 of a kind

  • @mattonthewater
    @mattonthewater 6 лет назад

    Man, weird gamer guy just gets better with age. Like a fine wine.

  • @sarchet3149
    @sarchet3149 4 года назад

    Actually kinda wholesome

  • @SneedyKetler
    @SneedyKetler 5 лет назад +1

    Are they gonna end up together?

  • @DescartesDooley
    @DescartesDooley 6 лет назад

    weird gamer guy just gets weirder....like a fine wine....a fine TINY wine....

  • @masonpines6349
    @masonpines6349 4 года назад

    I didn’t know the weird Arby’s guy flossing was something I needed in my life.

  • @obijuancolombi
    @obijuancolombi 6 лет назад +1

    Love some Weird Gamer Guy. Hope to see a second season of Enter the Shadow Zone

  • @ChrisHelms
    @ChrisHelms 6 лет назад

    Another winner, Bowser and Nerdist!!

  • @House.Of.Pain.
    @House.Of.Pain. 4 года назад +1

    Man everyone’s talking about Onyx but I sitting here tryna figure out what happened to Tessa Smash I don’t see her anywhere and her page only has one video and I think she looks really good in this video but I like the red hair so so much better honestly but honestly I’d take Tessa if she gave me the chance anyway she was even if she didn’t have hair I’d still take her

  • @bjw9529
    @bjw9529 3 года назад

    Dude is a genius and not sure why he’s not in a movie yet

    • @HRPuffNStuff
      @HRPuffNStuff Год назад

      He is now. The new Onyx movie will be at Sundance this year.