I'm just excited to see my lord and savior, Baphomet represented in such glorious Italian stone. I do hope his eyes gaze upon me, and that my allegiance is recognized. Idunno. Notice me, Senpai! Notice me! Part of me wishes that angel statue would come to life, and king Baphomet would rise, and two eternal juggernauts would do battle right here in the middle of the city. But for what is this battle raging you ask? Idunno. What stands at the center? To that I say, my soul is at the center, offered up to the ageless ones. Only to be torn in twain. It's like you can't have one with out the other, ya know? Like I'm equal parts God and the Devil. A cloak of shame covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean. But how could that light possibly reach me, with the thick clouds of indecency that surround my poor soul. So I carry my wrongdoings on my back, like some kind of tormented hiker, lost in the hills of misfortune. Looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the valley of depraved habitual self pleasuring. But again I find nothing, except for sweaty devastated loneliness, and a thousand judging eyes staring back at me from the cover of a stolen Victoria's Secret catalog. I didn't take your mail, Mrs. Pemberton, stop asking me that! LEAVEMEALONE!...... Idunno... Satan's pretty cool!
i tried to auto-eroticly asphyxiate myself but i woke up naked and bound in front of my book group. "are those my panties?" carol cried? as she lost faith in her son forever
What happened to this guy, it seems like he fell off the face of the Earth suddenly. Why did you stop using him, *****? He's awesome! Bring him back for at least one more video!
Hahaahhaha this guy is a comedy genius. All these dis-likers take him far too seriously, you know it's an act right? please keep making videos Onyx me and my mates can't stop cracking up.... Idunno
That girl who said Frankenstein was her favorite movie monster better have been thinking of the scientist because Frankenstein's monster's name isn't Frakenstein. Just sayin'. I dunno
Congratulations on being hired by Nerdist. I think you are very funny and talented and believable as an actor and also hope for your continued success.
*The fact that he went through all that makeup, then had the idea to progressively scratch his makeup and skin off as the video went on is genius.* *Perhaps a few Toiny Woinnnneeeess would provide some sweet, sweet relief!*
+Robert Parker His personal channel is Bowservidstotally and on nerdist he has at least one other video, that being the one he sent in to become a member of the team. I think they refer to him as onyx the fortuitous in that one.
Actors, both of them. the devil woman is also Peach from the Mario video. The Krueger is an actress from an old sketch called Halloween the Morning After.
Bro house has always been my favorite horror movie. Zombie threw so many different movies all into one. The boogeyman is real and you've found him. Psyched for your movie 🎬
I certainly invite any dialog on the topic. As for context, well, I can certainly understand and appreciate parody or satire. However, when I went to see Blazing Saddles at the theater, I wasn't expecting a serious western.
![Stromae, Pomme - “Ma Meilleure Ennemie” (from Arcane Season 2) [Official Visualizer]](http://i.ytimg.com/vi/1F3OGIFnW1k/mqdefault.jpg)
The guy that does this character should have a channel with a million subs.
Louis Nevers lol even though it literally only has like 1k..
Louis Nevers ...this dude is so awkward it pains me. like it physically hurts me when i watch him...but it makes me laugh...
+Louis Nevers - I dunno.
Louis Nevers im pretty sure this dude has a channel vincentdooly ..hilarious shit
+Louis Nevers guess he doesnt have money to go to cons on his own
I think he plays the part so well that people (on RUclips) think he is for real. He is such an underrated actor. This needs more likes ASAP!
Even knowing this, he is so into the role it is spot on.
Please do more of these. Onyx is a fucking legend.
I'm just excited to see my lord and savior, Baphomet represented in such glorious Italian stone. I do hope his eyes gaze upon me, and that my allegiance is recognized. Idunno. Notice me, Senpai! Notice me!
Part of me wishes that angel statue would come to life, and king Baphomet would rise, and two eternal juggernauts would do battle right here in the middle of the city. But for what is this battle raging you ask? Idunno. What stands at the center? To that I say, my soul is at the center, offered up to the ageless ones. Only to be torn in twain.
It's like you can't have one with out the other, ya know? Like I'm equal parts God and the Devil. A cloak of shame covers this man, and only supreme light will wash my body clean. But how could that light possibly reach me, with the thick clouds of indecency that surround my poor soul. So I carry my wrongdoings on my back, like some kind of tormented hiker, lost in the hills of misfortune. Looking desperately for that peak to rescue him from the valley of depraved habitual self pleasuring. But again I find nothing, except for sweaty devastated loneliness, and a thousand judging eyes staring back at me from the cover of a stolen Victoria's Secret catalog. I didn't take your mail, Mrs. Pemberton, stop asking me that! LEAVEMEALONE!...... Idunno... Satan's pretty cool!
Yes!!
Matthew Allen hahaha
i tried to auto-eroticly asphyxiate myself but i woke up naked and bound in front of my book group. "are those my panties?" carol cried? as she lost faith in her son forever
Idunno... rescue rangers is pretty cool..
Perphaps we shall meet in Midian.
Only the chosen stay. Sorry, I forget
Midian has been lost. Has Boone...Cabal found the way?
#ono
lol he embarrassed her so hard haha
+Noob Dog Gaming Had I been drinking... anything. It would have shot out ma damned nose.
she was playing along
"I feel like a Celtic fire god just took a hot diarrhea on my face." Holy fucking shit, I lost it at this part!
+Hunter Harris just reading this made me crack up all over again... dude is fucking GENIUS!
OMG me too!!!😂😂
+Hunter Harris Same here!
The Onyx Drinking Game. Every time Onyx says "Idunno" you take a drink.
+April Webb but you have to be shaming yourself in your mums basement getting drunk off tiny wines
+April Webb im drunk
+April Webb BUT UM!
I can't feel my kidneys
take a swig of tiny wine
What happened to this guy, it seems like he fell off the face of the Earth suddenly. Why did you stop using him, *****? He's awesome! Bring him back for at least one more video!
everything has a shelf-life
he's got new characters, search bowservids in youtube
This was perfect interviewer comedy gold, WHY ALL THE DISLIKES???
+David Symer LMFAO
MoonLiteWolf cuz she a this
Onyx the fortuitous absolutely needs his own channel!!!
Why isn't this guy in more videos? He's hilarious
Idnno.
+Justin Neagle his name is Andrew Bowser. Look up his channel.
I laughed my ass off with Mrs. Krueger. Dude's got more balls than I do.
AdultSwim needs to sign this guy up.
The girl at 1:51 goes from zero to creeped out so quick. Hilarious
hahaha i totally bought the itchy part until his face was covered in blood
lol that wet dream part is hilarious
+DaddyButterV2
Your avatar looks like if Obama & Shadow Shaman had a baby.
Awesome.
they should do more Hooked on Onyx, its the best thing I've ever seen
every time he says "I don't know" a samll piece of me dies inside
Seriously why isn't this dude huge by now? All my friends love him and o can't stop watching his vids now!
Hahaahhaha this guy is a comedy genius. All these dis-likers take him far too seriously, you know it's an act right? please keep making videos Onyx me and my mates can't stop cracking up.... Idunno
Prematurely bloodjaculated all over his own face.
Damn who's Mrs. Kruger?
Man , you REALLY freaked that Ms. Kruger ! - lmao ! ! ! - and your bodys reaction to the make-up ....gold ,baby , GOLD -again ,i was o.t.f.r.w.l. !
The wet dream blood part Holy Fuck was that funnyXD
Onyx was a GREAT addition to Nerdist. He's so awkwardly hilarious, easily one of Trillberry's best characters.
+PrestigeSeattle Or wait is Trillberry the alter ego of Onyx the Fortuitous and his real name Andrew Bowser? That part has always been unclear to me
This should be a regular series!
This is one of the funniest videos I've seen in years.
Why so many dislikes?
wai4TH ৳ Do people not realize it's a joke? Idunno, people are dumb.
wai4TH ৳ Because people are dumb and think he's serious.
wai4TH ৳ people must be dumb, i was almost crying in laughter at that kruger scene.
wai4TH ৳ I think some of the dislikes are because he broke character.
In some ways he looks like he could be a member of The Wyatt Family.
that freddy girl is just ridic hot, anyone have her instagram or sumthing?
Mrs_krueger
For younger viewers, there used to be this thing called "Hooked on Phonics."
That girl who said Frankenstein was her favorite movie monster better have been thinking of the scientist because Frankenstein's monster's name isn't Frakenstein. Just sayin'. I dunno
I've been regularly reduced to tears for revisiting his interview with Ms. Krueger. Its.....its too fucking perfect.
Good stuff Andrew! Wish there were more. Your Onyx character is your best by far. I'd love to see you in a supporting role in a comedy film.
Congratulations on being hired by Nerdist.
I think you are very funny and talented and believable as an actor and also hope for your continued success.
He's so awkward that it actually becomes un-awkward
This ude is crazy awkwardly good!!
1:37 Mark - That's me by-the-way...THANKS NERDIST!
This guy has to be one of the funniest method actors alive
Halloween 3 is a badass movie.
2:20 someone needs to put him in a straight-jaculate.
Its suppouse to make you feel weird, guys. I think he does it perfect. Zach galifinakas (sp?) does this this type of comedy and i love it.
What a great homage to Lon Chaney jr's infamous werewolf makeup based emotional breakdown.
House of a Thousand Corpses is my actual all time favorite horror movie. In fact, I was talking about this with my friends a couple weeks ago.
2:15
She's like "Um.. da fuq?"
oh man, the way he just kept going with mrs krueger lol
*The fact that he went through all that makeup, then had the idea to progressively scratch his makeup and skin off as the video went on is genius.*
*Perhaps a few Toiny Woinnnneeeess would provide some sweet, sweet relief!*
lol. onyx the fortuitous you got it bro. keep it up my boy.
I've never seen his stuff, but I will check it out for sure.
I want to see the shadow zone on adult swim or comedy central. Onyx the fortuitous is pure comic gold! Love it!
MAKE ANOTHER VIDEO WITH THIS GUY!!!!!!
Seems like there isn't any more videos of this guy. Lame. That's the only reason I showed up on Nerdist's channel.
+Robert Parker He's an actor named Andrew Bowser.
+Robert Parker His personal channel is Bowservidstotally and on nerdist he has at least one other video, that being the one he sent in to become a member of the team. I think they refer to him as onyx the fortuitous in that one.
Seems like you didn't even really try to look for them.
Actors, both of them. the devil woman is also Peach from the Mario video. The Krueger is an actress from an old sketch called Halloween the Morning After.
I was in a yahoo chat room with this guy ten years ago. I recognize the "idontknow"
He's actually pretty funny I like him keep up the good work
THIS DUDE IS SO FUNNY I dont know if its just real or not but is so good "i dont know" hahahaha
Oh my god when I saw the blood I almost cried
if he is acting this skin allergy, this means he is a brilliant actor. amazing guy love watching him
Bro house has always been my favorite horror movie. Zombie threw so many different movies all into one. The boogeyman is real and you've found him. Psyched for your movie 🎬
I feel like this guy is gonna be huge in about a year.
"i dunno, EJACUBLOOD!" i love this dude, he's a fuckin genius
It's supposed to be awkward! Watch between the ferns! This guy is great!
Onyx the Fortuitous Is freaking AWESOME!
I like the way this was done, very bizzare at times, but it kept me laughing
Subbed to nerdist for the onyx!
IMMEDIATELY loving this guy hoatc is my faveee
More hooked on onyx! Why is there not more of this guy? He is genius!
you were awesome in the Mario/monster machine shorts.
we need more pllz
Steven Railsback is my uncle. Not even lying I almost died when i saw him in this.
so glad nerdist picked you up man
the wet dream joke was so fucking funny
if i ever met this guy in school, holy crap i'd do my ever best to be his friend
I've been laughing at this video for like 7 weeks, it gets funnier everytime.. he looks like Kenny Rodgers!
This guy is gold. Hilarious!
Somebody should give this guy some money
This guy is batshit crazy, i like it.
Hocus pocus had Doug Jones in a starring role as well as some awesome make up effects.
This guy is fucking comedy gold! I cannot believe I am just finding out about him now.
I certainly invite any dialog on the topic. As for context, well, I can certainly understand and appreciate parody or satire. However, when I went to see Blazing Saddles at the theater, I wasn't expecting a serious western.
EJACUBLOODDDDDDDDD
i fucking love him
it be funny if someone pranked him like he pranks other people "i dunno"
Totally unrelated to the video, but thumbs up if you're (still) waiting for Hellboy 3.
THIS DUDE IS GOING PLACES
yes.. my boy onyx.. holding it down..
I really can't tell if he was faking the latex thing or not... but he was easily the scariest costumed man there at the end lol
I laughed to tears. Blood-jaculate.
the fucking best one yet, god damn, out did himself
Dude, good eye!
Andre Hyland's stuff is awesome. How come I haven't heard of him before now?! =/
Onyx is gold lmao
This guy is hilarious! I love this character!
subbed cuz onyx. LOVE HIM
I guess I am in the minority here but I love this guy.
Instructions on how to end an interview with a hot chick 2:12
when you weird off miss kruger ... you have a talent lol
You did right by hiring this guy
Gold
I love Onyx so much!
i havent laughed this hard IN SO LONG, ONYX AKA ANDREW IS A GENIUS
I love it when he says "i dunno"
i dunno
Hey will i thought u said u knew about the ez glitch... u liar!