If you talk to the rest of the gang once Halsin is officially recruited, what they all have to say about him is basically: "Did you see how ripped he is?"
I know right. a lot of people call her a “Cuck” or a “simp”, yet I believe it is not that way at all. I think it is more of intimate liberty. Shadowheart is finally her own person and not someone else’s, and she wants other people to experience that. She actually wants the players to check out Halsin, even wants to join herself
Omfg right as Halsin was yanking his clothes off a fuckin pizza hut ad popped up and jumpscared me. Deadass a 'smooth jazz screeches to a halt' moment 🤣🤣🤣
I worked my Druid ASS off to get this man to like me but I didn’t have him as a companion companion soon enough and I am literally at neutral 🙃 and I am in act three
Seriously. I got a little giggle every time I talked to Astarion and he was like "Hello beautiful." Halsin out here making melt when he's like "nature has truly out down itself with the creation of you and I am blessed to even gaze upon your visage." Okay, a bit of an exaggeration, but you get my point.
Dave Jones did a fantastic job voice acting in all of this. It honestly sounds so real and in the moment...or maybe its because its blurred I dunno lol
@@Shhannelle bruh i started his romance and then checked his approval after and it said “neutral. character has no strong feelings towards avatar” like he didn’t just raw my tav out in the middle of the woods. it was actually edging on orange, and i never even had him in my party before, so i think he’s just bugged
@@Rain-cs3wp Literally the next day after I posted this comment, he confessed his love for me, and just like you're saying- still kept me at neutral afterwards lmao. He is 100 % for sure bugged.
Can confirm! I saved separate files because I wanted one with just Astarion. I had only ever seen the bear scene, so when THIS came up last night.... I needed lots of water and a cold shower because I was NOT expecting this. 😳 Edit: I hadn't gotten through the whole video, so I thought this was the one I got. If you choose not to say you like him in bear form, but say something along the lines of, it's okay and just reassure him you're not scared it gets.... let's just say you get more visuals and less squirrel.
I'm finding out more and more how sweet Halsin is, at first he wasn't my desired target, that being of course Astarion 🥰 But he's growing on my an awful lot , so if it was just me and Halsin with no others around...Well, I wouldn't say no 😉 I love Tav's wide eyed look when he pulls off his clothes so easily, and the Squirrel dropping its nit in shock had me giggling a lot 🤣
I just got the dialogue and In no way shape or form was I trying to rizz him up. IM TRYING TO RIZZ UP SHADOW HEART WHY DOESNT THE GAME GET THAT. I don’t even have halsin in my party and somehow he gets more approval than the companions I’m traveling with
By the gods! But Halsin is the true prince of this fairytale! Just like Aribeth of Neverwinter Nights and Valen of HotU! If Larian doesn’t receive game awards of the year then I don’t know what will! This is EPIC! ❤️🔥
Oh my god!!!!!! He leans down to kiss you!!!!! Ushdjwjzbsisbdhwusbjshshzhzhsusbsuavzbshshzhsbshzhz shbshzhshz I can't deal! He's built like a sturdy tree with a thicc branch to boot!!!
What kind of wild amazing genie do I need to find to wish into existence this video? Having Shadowheart already as a lover, finding Halsin and having chance with him and her being completely cool with it? If ONLY reality were half as amazing
Of course, beastiality is optional. 😂 You can just say you're glad you're inciting such strong emotions in him, then say "Now come here". Without encouragement to beast Out, he will not bring it up. Human scene is very well done as well.😊
Idk Halsin later fucks off and sells you the lame nature excuse - exploitative men like that are all too common in the polyam community. Just can't seem to stick around for the actual "amory" part
@@dawnflameThat’s people for you. Not always exactly what you want. Halsin’s led an independent life for 350 years; he’s not going to stop because of one person. Although I haven’t played Act 3 yet, I’ve heard that the theme continues for the rest of his romance plot. He’s not a marriage, babies, white picket fence sort of person, and he sticks to that even when the logical consequences annoy even people who are all for polyamory.
I like how they handled it, and I also appreciate that they turned Halsin in particular into a polyamorist. He becomes available so late in the game that all the other characters’ romance plots are well underway. There’s nothing saying they couldn’t have made him insist on being your one and only, but it’s so much less irritating for him to be happy to be your secondary. Now for the important question: Does your first love want to share?
My video editor's blur effect isn't this effective. I need to experiment with it more, because my full screen blur at max is more like a very frosted glass.... maybe it'll let me apply pixelation AND blur? or maybe double blur? 😅
I figured it out. I CAN apply multiple blurs and/or pixelation depending on what type I was using. Now you really only see diffuse colors moving around on the screen lol
I really wish he would give me a chance, last he spoke to me was at the beginning of act 3 where he very much implied that he wanted my PC, then almost halfway through act 3 and he never does anything. ;(
The romances seem to be tightly plotted, so if you miss your chance to initiate, there won’t be another. It’s infuriating. Karlach joined my group late, and I’m starting to suspect I missed my chance with her-even though we just hit the point in her quest where she ought to at the very least be open to a casual proposition.
Pls. I love all of them so much. They made all these amazing, attractive, deep, engaging and entertaining characters and I don’t have enough time to make enough playthroughs to romance them all. Pls. What do I do?
When I first played this I wasn’t intending to romance anyone but once I saw this romance on another video I was like screw it. I’m dying laughing especially as I’m teaching my momma to play this. I’m not telling her what to expect either. So far she loves it. I also told her she has to romance halsin. She is 70 yrs old.😈
On my first play through a bridge broke on the goblin temple and haslin feel to his death so I never got to recruit him. I thought it was funny so I just left it😂 thats the beauty of balders gate 3 for you
Ahhh your killing me here! I had only Astarion in mind when I thought about who I was going to romance, but then there was Gale and now Mount Halsin! He is VERY well built...phew ❤
Shadowheart is so cute.....she wants to let me have my fun and then girl gossip about it later 😂 I like her response better than Astarions. He still seems a tad jealous and possessive, hes also very self centered in how he talks about you. I know the vampy stuff yes but after being in a relationship with a narc.....talking to me like im an addiction isnt sexy anymore. I did this after i boinked halsin as a halfling😅 Climb mount Halsin.,....I'm dead! 🤣 and how this absolute UNIT of a man just rips off his clothes in one fell swoop!GOOD GRACIOUS! *fans self*
currently just started act 2 romancing astarion but halsin makes me giggle and kick my feet like how is it no matter what i say to him hes like "awesome. btw did you know you are fine as fuck. just saying."
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If you talk to the rest of the gang once Halsin is officially recruited, what they all have to say about him is basically: "Did you see how ripped he is?"
Eso que significa?
@@dead.6341que está mamadisimo, que está re trabado, que está muy marcado, básicamente que tiene muchos músculos
Wyll and Karlach are openly appreciative. I expected it of Karlach, but Wyll was THIRSTY.
@mrjones2721 yeah he's that thirsty and a monogamous character 😂
@@PandaMonium92827 The man may only want to drink from one bottle, but that doesn’t mean he can’t admire the other vintages on the table
Halsin: Seek your bedroll when you are ready
Cutscene: hundreds of yards from any bedroll
His 'bedroll' is the grass and dirt
Him going “Come here to me” had me yelling through the rafters.
fr 😭 is the way i had to take a lap after that scene
The way he said that had me 🥵
Like dayum! 👀
Oh yes, he is just.. . Damn !
He got me giggling and kicking my feet
Me too!
Like that vine of the guy running around his place giggling and then going “Ryaaaan!”
realll
Same
I did not expect this from Shadowheart 😂 "cobwebbed loins", "climbing mount Halsin", hearing every detail. Ok, girl 💀
After she warms up to you, she seems to be that one friend you TELL EVERYTHING to
she's a girls girls ❤
I said the same thing. I was like…. Oooooh you freak i love you even more now.
I know right. a lot of people call her a “Cuck” or a “simp”, yet I believe it is not that way at all. I think it is more of intimate liberty. Shadowheart is finally her own person and not someone else’s, and she wants other people to experience that. She actually wants the players to check out Halsin, even wants to join herself
If you mention that he wants to involve her in the relationship too I’m sure she’ll say yes before you finish mentioning it
The squirrel: I'm telling god. All of them actually
The rugged desperation in his voice when he said "come here to me" ... damn
Mount Halsin. I think I felt a tear run down my leg.
Oh lord this had me cackling. I'm stealing that line 😂🤣🤣
Love Shadowheart for this lmao
Lmao 😂😂😂😂😂
Niceeeee.
My tip is crying fr
Halsin is so nervous when y’all bout to do it you can hear it in his voice. He’s so breathy heheh
I just love the idea of your tav being like "Uhhh brb, holup" and just SPRINTING TO SHADOWHEART
"Climb Mount Halsin" I am SCREAMING 😂😂😂☠️
In Faerun, mountain climbs you
Never been inclined to climb mountains until now. It seems bg brings out something new in all of us 😂
im a 32 yr old woman giggling madly at this video game character.
I am 36 and believe me I feel it (a lot)
He's 350 yrs old, so 35 in wood elf years..
34. But also me too.
Omfg right as Halsin was yanking his clothes off a fuckin pizza hut ad popped up and jumpscared me. Deadass a 'smooth jazz screeches to a halt' moment 🤣🤣🤣
Holy fucking shit I choked on my fucking ice cream at this shfjsdiedheuhfdj
I got a mr christie ad in the same spot! Scared the shit outta me lol
Idk what you mean a Pizza Hut add would’ve made it better
you got c*ckblocked by pizza hut 😭
😂😂i got an ad of two girls eating popcorn in the cinema
Mount Halsin is my new favorite landmark.
Right? And here I thought mountain climbing was not for me
I am so ready to have my wood elf druid climb this man like a tree
Weird place to say "Memento Mori" but had to 😂 and totally agree on climbing that unit of a man like a tree
I did with that exact build. 😏
I don't want my character to climb him, I wanna climb him myself
I worked my Druid ASS off to get this man to like me but I didn’t have him as a companion companion soon enough and I am literally at neutral 🙃 and I am in act three
Can we please talk about the squirrel. Like bro was FLABBERGASTED
Squirrels gunna tell EVERYONE
*downs a Speak with Animals potion* Alright. Spill the tea.
you can not convince me that Squirrels aren't the biggest gossips
Halsin 'my heart does not stirr lightly' ... also hits on you as soon as he comes across you 🤣
His *heart* does not stir lightly. His loins have no such objection.
*sighs and goes to make another character to romance Halsin*
Larian knew what they were doing. Bg3 is the pringles of video games- you can’t do just one run
" i will be gentle " proceeds to rip off his clothing 😂😂😂
That was him being gentle
He did say he'd try 😂
Here I am simping for crumbs from Astarion. I have been sleeping on Halsin.
Seriously. I got a little giggle every time I talked to Astarion and he was like "Hello beautiful." Halsin out here making melt when he's like "nature has truly out down itself with the creation of you and I am blessed to even gaze upon your visage." Okay, a bit of an exaggeration, but you get my point.
Me too fr fr
I'll always be an astarion girl, I have a soft spot for wyll, but I was curious about halsin
I want to be sleeping on halsin
@@gamehunter3777 bruh
"My heart does not stir lightly; but it does now." - God whoever wrote that line deserves a raise. I wish I could make such an eloquent remark.
Dave Jones did a fantastic job voice acting in all of this. It honestly sounds so real and in the moment...or maybe its because its blurred I dunno lol
He really did do a good job. He also said that “You…like it?” is his favorite line HAHAHA
i deadass read the va’s name as “davy jones” at first and was so fucking confused for a second 💀
So. You've probably found it by now due to our typical human curiosity.......I found actually footage of the scene🫣😳🤣🤣🤣
@Rain-cs3wp 😂😂😂😂samee, I was like when did this crossover happen?
I made a Gnome for this romance because I thought it'd be funny, Now I just picture Chris Hansen telling Halsin to take a seat.
Why can't men speak like this in real life 🥺 Halsin is everything
No one speaks like this in real life, and if someone did then its because they spent an inordinate amount of time thinking up canned lines.
@AirLancer don't be jealous of the hot video game man
@@kaitmahl5689 I ain't jealous, but asking why people don't talk like that in reality is akin to asking why everyone can't look like supermodels.
@@kaitmahl5689 Bro be real, if you actually heard someone speak like this in real life, you'd think they were batshit insane, or were a theater kid.
Actually there are a lot of men who tlk like this in real life lmfao they r just ussually players af
This scene, her size, his size, just kicked every omegaverse vein I have. *shivers*
Me too. The sheer rizz of this bear had me howling
“Untamed, vigorous, and *lips smack* large.” Come on, Halsin. Don’t be shy. 😂
Bro told me that he barely tolerates me a day before he came up with that romantic speech 😂
SAME 😂 I was like oooo you’re back to the camp for that and then homie wanted some
LOL how did you fix his approval?? I’ve done everything right by him and he still gives me a “neutral” rating 🫠
@@Shhannelle it’s 50/50 sometimes I cant get him no matter what, sometimes I can
@@Shhannelle bruh i started his romance and then checked his approval after and it said “neutral. character has no strong feelings towards avatar” like he didn’t just raw my tav out in the middle of the woods. it was actually edging on orange, and i never even had him in my party before, so i think he’s just bugged
@@Rain-cs3wp Literally the next day after I posted this comment, he confessed his love for me, and just like you're saying- still kept me at neutral afterwards lmao. He is 100 % for sure bugged.
"And perhaps someday, her participation." 🥵💀
Gale: verbose, flowery, ornate, prolix
Everyone: That’s city slicker wizards for you
Some thick outdoorsy dude who literally wears leaves: verbose, flowery, ornate, prolix
Everyone: …
Everyone: ……
Everyone: Okay, Daddy
Was it untamed? Was it vigorous? Was it... large?
“Shadowheart asked calmly.”
Yes, yes, and yes. 😂
You'd think after living 350 years; the guy would have better control over his wild shape.
I love crunchy granola bear man. I bet he owns six pairs of Birkenstocks and has been part of at least six polycules in the past.
Even before anything happens, he's always so goddamn out of breath!
He is SUCH a fuckboy but hes got lines like Shakespeare 😂
He’s so emotionally mature
He’s 350 years old, so I’d hope so 😂
"If I give in, I may not be able to stop until I have devoured you."
O-Oh my... O/////////////////////////////////////////O
Now we’re talkin’
Man has me reconsidering my Astarion romance 👀
Astarion is down for a throuple, I've read! ❤
Can confirm! I saved separate files because I wanted one with just Astarion. I had only ever seen the bear scene, so when THIS came up last night.... I needed lots of water and a cold shower because I was NOT expecting this. 😳
Edit: I hadn't gotten through the whole video, so I thought this was the one I got. If you choose not to say you like him in bear form, but say something along the lines of, it's okay and just reassure him you're not scared it gets.... let's just say you get more visuals and less squirrel.
Same as you, and I chose Halsin 💙
Can confirm, it took me by surprise to say the least xD
I'm finding out more and more how sweet Halsin is, at first he wasn't my desired target, that being of course Astarion 🥰
But he's growing on my an awful lot , so if it was just me and Halsin with no others around...Well, I wouldn't say no 😉
I love Tav's wide eyed look when he pulls off his clothes so easily, and the Squirrel dropping its nit in shock had me giggling a lot 🤣
Me* and Nut*
I'm still flustered that I can't type apparently 😅
I just got the dialogue and In no way shape or form was I trying to rizz him up. IM TRYING TO RIZZ UP SHADOW HEART WHY DOESNT THE GAME GET THAT. I don’t even have halsin in my party and somehow he gets more approval than the companions I’m traveling with
Did you just woohoo with a bear
I’m so envious of that squirrel who got to see it all unblurred
me : I'm not usually into men in these games i have high standards
Halsin: I like ducks
Me : oh no he's meeting all my standards
being bisexual feels so good man
That poor squrriel 😂
It got me WHEEZING.
I just experienced this too. I thought ShadowHeart would mind but damn she is making me love her even more
Fuck yes the dilf and goth girl are chill together?
I wish we could have Halsin since act 1
By the gods! But Halsin is the true prince of this fairytale! Just like Aribeth of Neverwinter Nights and Valen of HotU! If Larian doesn’t receive game awards of the year then I don’t know what will! This is EPIC! ❤️🔥
Valen was my first major Video Game Crush!
I know this comment is from 5 months ago but omg Valen was my everything!!
Valen Shadowbreath was my very first video game romance - still my favorite nostalgia game
why do i want to date them all
Oh my god!!!!!! He leans down to kiss you!!!!! Ushdjwjzbsisbdhwusbjshshzhzhsusbsuavzbshshzhsbshzhz shbshzhshz
I can't deal! He's built like a sturdy tree with a thicc branch to boot!!!
that squirrel has a AMAZING story to tell at party's now..
giggling so hard rn i need him like a sick person needs medicine…
What kind of wild amazing genie do I need to find to wish into existence this video? Having Shadowheart already as a lover, finding Halsin and having chance with him and her being completely cool with it? If ONLY reality were half as amazing
6:23 I cant even tell what's going on and this part made my stomach do the Thing™️ (iykyk)
Fr tho I was like oh shit! 👀👀👀
ah yes. the stomach Thing ™. i know it well, and this line absolutely does it for me. you are not alone
bro the shadows as he moves his hands larion is built different
Can you even choose the human form instead of the bear form?
Yes. I did this scene with his human form.
@@jeanne5135 oooooooo, nice ty!
Of course, beastiality is optional. 😂 You can just say you're glad you're inciting such strong emotions in him, then say "Now come here". Without encouragement to beast Out, he will not bring it up. Human scene is very well done as well.😊
When he’s standing by the tree all I can see is “these are my…recreation clothes”
I love the way Larian handled polyamory. I didn't know it was in the game. Thank God, so many games add it, and do it in the cheating way! ❤
Idk Halsin later fucks off and sells you the lame nature excuse - exploitative men like that are all too common in the polyam community. Just can't seem to stick around for the actual "amory" part
I _hate_ that polyamory is getting so normalized. Love Halsin but that aspect of his character is 💀
@@dawnflameso normalized in comparison to the hundreds of games where it isnt a thing nor a requurement?
@@dawnflameThat’s people for you. Not always exactly what you want. Halsin’s led an independent life for 350 years; he’s not going to stop because of one person.
Although I haven’t played Act 3 yet, I’ve heard that the theme continues for the rest of his romance plot. He’s not a marriage, babies, white picket fence sort of person, and he sticks to that even when the logical consequences annoy even people who are all for polyamory.
I like how they handled it, and I also appreciate that they turned Halsin in particular into a polyamorist. He becomes available so late in the game that all the other characters’ romance plots are well underway. There’s nothing saying they couldn’t have made him insist on being your one and only, but it’s so much less irritating for him to be happy to be your secondary.
Now for the important question: Does your first love want to share?
My video editor's blur effect isn't this effective. I need to experiment with it more, because my full screen blur at max is more like a very frosted glass.... maybe it'll let me apply pixelation AND blur? or maybe double blur? 😅
I figured it out. I CAN apply multiple blurs and/or pixelation depending on what type I was using. Now you really only see diffuse colors moving around on the screen lol
Lol, they should let us turn into a bear if we’re a Druid to match him when nature calls.
That should have been canon for that outcome (no pun intended)
oh…oh i cannot wait to recruit this man…
People who feel bad for the squirrel
⬇️
Alright.....I'm getting this game because of this man 😍🥵
"And quite . . . Large."
Meanwhile bears have one of the smallest weiners of the animal kingdom.
No they don't have you ever seen an erect grizzly, it's like 14 inches long and has a flared head.
@@WillaMaeJenkinsWould that make Halsin- Oh…
OH GOD 💀
Wait so after the squirrel it just fades to black??? Cowards
The game has full nudity. The player has the streamer and youtube friendly options on.
@@wangdangatomictangoNo it fades after the squirrel. He suck your dick/eats your clam against the tree and then pushes you to the ground
Yeah, very cowardly to not want to get the game rated 18+ in half of the worlds countries, and banned in the other half
@tobiaskroger7102 the game already has fully nude and actively sexual cutscenes genuinely shut up
Only in the bear version.
6:23 got me shrieking idk how I got here
Bear with me please ahh moment 😭
Untamed, vigorous and… large 😏
halsin reminds of FURRY FORCE from old COLLEGE HUMOR productions
Milky tidal wave
@@luiousy7329 but this one was from care bear
It's time to GET POUNDED! By the Furry Force!
I just did this scene and im still recovering
Halsin is the polyam representation I was craving so much! He is so well written.
THE FUCKING SHOCKED SQUIRREL IS SENDING ME
This is so chaotic lmfao
My polyamorous heart cant take this im dead. I love it.
Okay.I’ll get the game
In human years he should be around 54 y.o but damn he hot 😂 #DILF
I love his quick release stripper outfit. Lmao
Nooo... much younger 😉
@@Zephirah Late forties early fifties. I have a nack for guessing white people's age. Sorry not sorry 😂
@@raydaveed Nop. It's a druid elf, not a human.
@@Zephirah Based on human physiology
Larian dropping those shadowheart hints everywhere in hindsight
I really wish he would give me a chance, last he spoke to me was at the beginning of act 3 where he very much implied that he wanted my PC, then almost halfway through act 3 and he never does anything. ;(
same here, i’m trying to edge along the quests i have left bc he won’t initiate the romance…it’s kind of frustrating
The romances seem to be tightly plotted, so if you miss your chance to initiate, there won’t be another. It’s infuriating. Karlach joined my group late, and I’m starting to suspect I missed my chance with her-even though we just hit the point in her quest where she ought to at the very least be open to a casual proposition.
he's literally a walking green flag im so obsessed w him
that poor squirrel 😂😂😂😂
Oh god that poor squirrel seen some shit
Mannn, I wanted to see some "climb mount halsin"
if your a druid you'll get a funny line that you get to reply with when you ask him about last night
Pls. I love all of them so much. They made all these amazing, attractive, deep, engaging and entertaining characters and I don’t have enough time to make enough playthroughs to romance them all. Pls. What do I do?
Man, I wanna see the non-blurred version, but i have so little time to play. Havent even met Halsin yet.
vigorous, untamed and ... well ... large 😂
When I first played this I wasn’t intending to romance anyone but once I saw this romance on another video I was like screw it. I’m dying laughing especially as I’m teaching my momma to play this. I’m not telling her what to expect either. So far she loves it. I also told her she has to romance halsin. She is 70 yrs old.😈
On my first play through a bridge broke on the goblin temple and haslin feel to his death so I never got to recruit him. I thought it was funny so I just left it😂 thats the beauty of balders gate 3 for you
Ahhh your killing me here!
I had only Astarion in mind when I thought about who I was going to romance, but then there was Gale and now Mount Halsin!
He is VERY well built...phew ❤
Okay, convince me not to romance Astarion for the 20th time! 😂
Also, Shadowheart imitating Astarion with "Hello Lover..." had me cackling! 😂
Yeah, Halsin is my only romance in the game :3
I swear Halsin has Velcro clothes.. 😂
Me sitting here in the middle of act 3 still trying to fck halsin. What am I doing wrong???
5:28 Tav's eyes literally became like mine 👁👁
Daaaaamn Shadowheart is a real one
Shadowheart is so cute.....she wants to let me have my fun and then girl gossip about it later 😂
I like her response better than Astarions. He still seems a tad jealous and possessive, hes also very self centered in how he talks about you. I know the vampy stuff yes but after being in a relationship with a narc.....talking to me like im an addiction isnt sexy anymore.
I did this after i boinked halsin as a halfling😅
Climb mount Halsin.,....I'm dead! 🤣
and how this absolute UNIT of a man just rips off his clothes in one fell swoop!GOOD GRACIOUS!
*fans self*
The squirrel!
currently just started act 2 romancing astarion but halsin makes me giggle and kick my feet like how is it no matter what i say to him hes like "awesome. btw did you know you are fine as fuck. just saying."