Shadowheart kind of has surprisingly low standards. "I like my dicks quiet, jacked, and functional." On one hand, a bit classless. On the other, some Men would not blame her for liking simple men - She knows what she's after, so do they, it all works out for everyone involved, complication.
Why did I think this is going to happen at some point lol 😂 but as a Shadowheart simp I refuse to believe it, my canon is she's loyal through and through ❤️
Ive never been so sure of a playthrough idea. Origins Karlach in a Poly relationship with Shadowheart and Halsin! Shadowheart will NOT recover from this
Now that you said it, I'm curious what happens with the Drow siblings if you go to them as Karlach Origin. For once, before fixing the engine Karlach can't touch anyone. And then as a companion she's absolutely not on board with intimacy between siblings 🙊
The Emperor: so you went to the hell to get to hammer. do you not trust me? Me: I went to the hell for the hill giant gauntlets for strength and amulet of greater health for constitution. The Emperor: Oh, my bad for the assump... Me: Also, **NO** .
Yes, I was expecting the poll to be dominated by Halsin or Karlach, wasn't expecting Lae'zel to be the no.1 at all lol 😆 at least I created this video as a reference if some of them wanted to change their choice for the poll
this is fun because my first character was an orc Fighter/Barbarian that played the Stoic Hero. AND the first romance WAS shadowheart. So it fit really well.
Halsin being a self insert character really ruined the bg3 romance experience for me. Would have been better if it was an original character not trying to take the Tav's role out of nowhere
That and not originally being integrated into the romance system. Because he wasn't originally a companion, nor was he a romance option, the way he was added later has lead to him feeling forced into things
Oh finally, I know why she fell for my Tav in my 1st playthrough: my first Tav was a muscular Paladin Half-elf, who would deal the most damage in the whole party. She would be tainted in enemies' blood constantly due to too many combat encounters
My first run was a twinky half-elf bard and I decided to romance Karlach the second I met her. My second run I went for a beefy elf paladin and tho I hesitated I went for Shart. Didn't know I was her type.
Shadowhearts dream fantasy would probably be her squeezed in by multiple tall and muscular guys, if she already fantasizes about muscles (and Halsin) like that. Queen!
Ah so thats why she keeps giving my character the side eye, he like 7 feet tall and built like thor, but i mean when you worship the god of battle you cant be small
can someone please explain to me what the actual fuck is going on in this video? Origin Halsin talking to Shadowshart who went to Avernus with Karlach? Wtf?
Shadowhart if redeemed from shar and has dead parents she will go with karlach and wyll or just karlach this happend since patch 5 Halsin is either a mod or a chacter that the poster is playing like normal
How the hell does Shadowheart go to the Hells with Karlach? But yeah her crushes on Halsin and Karlach are so obvious. The Halsin one might be because they have the same writer, and Jennifer English seemed to want the Karlach one.
@@PercivalCi'm also curious about that, i thought the origin character will be silent like tav if you play as them, but they do have voice lines mostly for their personal quest.
It's all a lie my friends. I played as max str barbarian with bulls strength buff for most of my walkthrough and still got friendzoned by her 😭 (And yes I was big)
I'm curious how you managed to get the dialogue from Shadowheart about her going to Avernus with Karlach. I thought the only people who can go to Avernus with her are Tav (whether romanced or not) and Wyll (if he becomes the Blade of Avernus), but that would imply that you would need to be an Origin Shadowheart romancing Karlach to go to Avernus with her, so how are you managing to talk to her as if she were a companion?
This is something else. She said it as if she was with Karlach in hell, without us. So Tav stays in Baldur's Gate, and they both go to hell. I don't think the mod has anything to do with it, because it's a line of dialogue said by the original actress, so the whole thing should have happened without mods.
Its probably a multiplayer playthrough where one is origin Karlach and romanced Shadowheart and the other might be a mod that lets you play as halsin is my guess
Sometimes I think Larian got Shadowheart's elven part wrong. Shadowheart feels more like a half wood elf instead of a half high elf. Then again there is also Baalbuddy's version of DnD elves...
@@b.lightyear3455 First of all, it was a joke. One that any DnD player would get. Second, some things do are genetic. And wood elves are known for being pro "casual relationships with no strings attached". Something you would had realize if you play DnD.
@@anonimos5533 you have eyes, read. Dont just brush off. because it seem you paid no attention to my words. Also seek the other answer post i gave to the person above you. And FYI, shadowheart is polyamorous and also swings both ways (wood elf trait). Have you even played baldur's gate 3?
Asterion: "You're probably delicious."
Shadowheart: SILENCE TWINK
WAHAHAHAA
Shadowheart kind of has surprisingly low standards. "I like my dicks quiet, jacked, and functional."
On one hand, a bit classless.
On the other, some Men would not blame her for liking simple men - She knows what she's after, so do they, it all works out for everyone involved, complication.
That's rough, buddy.
I can't believe she actually goes: "Would you still travel with me if I was a goldfish?"
She had to adapt to what he told her somehow.
"Would you still love me if I was a worm" moment HAHAHA
"Withers, there's no time to explain, respek me into a strength build!"
But you’re a Wizard…
@@JonThunder12 I said respec me into a strength build not lecture me!
@@JonThunder12 Firebolts and fireballs are all well and good but have you considered throwing flaming rocks as 20 strenght man-trebuchet?
@@JonThunder12 "Time for some muscle magic! I cast fist!"
Given how he disses you if thou art maindenless, he would approve
Truly one of the thirstiest games ever.
Lore Accurate Faerun Experience.
Shadowheart: People ask me if I'm a top or bottom. I'm neither. I am a middle (smashed invewtteen Karlack and Halsin) I cannot breathe.
Bruh wtf😂
real
Tremendous
Huge
My happy place as well!
Shadowheart: "I don't blame the mosquito, you probably taste good"
Astarion: "OH, SO IT'S OKAY WHEN YOU DO IT?!"
lol Shadowheart's double standard is real
Shart is twinkophobic
3:40 she really said "would you love me if I was a worm?"
"So what is her preference?"
"She likes em big and buff."
"Okay but...men or women?"
"Correct."
Shadowheart’s dream scenario is a Cottagecore wife with a burley farmhand third wheeling the relationship.
Why did I think this is going to happen at some point lol 😂 but as a Shadowheart simp I refuse to believe it, my canon is she's loyal through and through ❤️
That’s how my female Drow Durge ended up with Shadowheart and Halsin
@@notserious6458 careful, she might abandon you for that bear 🐻
@@frandovian one can be both loyal and polyamorous
@@amoral_minority This is it, the most regarded comment anyone has ever made.
Ultimate gym encouragment!
Yes 💪
@@DragonsDreamPump it for our Queen! ❤ She needs you big and strong!
I did 100 pushups after this video
Shadoheart REALLY wants to take Karlach fo pound town
Who doesn't ???
Shadowheart just says in game what we kind of can't.
It would be cool if Shadowheart reacted differently to the more muscular player builds.
like sera in dragon age when you play as a female Qunari 😆
Shadow Heart: What are you doing with all those bottles of hill giant strength?
Me, a gnome rogue: 🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🥤🏋️
No reason. Just looking to carry more supplies if the need arises. *Rolls for deception*
Aw, shucks, back to romancing Shadowheart every play through it is! Ya got me!
Guilty as charged.
Shadowheart is the type of gal to act all sassy and domineering in public but is an absolute pillow princess in bed.
indeed she is
That's actually a very common thing! The more dominant you are day-to-day, the more likely you are to be a sub in bed
Oh yeah
The type you'd flip over with her face smushed against the pillows while taking it, griping the sheets for dear life.
You know what, I didn’t even realize that the Tav I made to romance Shadowheart was kinda her type, well except for being a selunite.
Drow war cleric and paladin??
Shadowheart when she sees a man or a woman with muscles that is silent: 😍😍😍😍
The “Are you sure you’re not making a mistake?” 4:10 as Karlach is over his shoulder killed me 😂
Ive never been so sure of a playthrough idea. Origins Karlach in a Poly relationship with Shadowheart and Halsin!
Shadowheart will NOT recover from this
wait this is perfect
She can bear with it
@@Eugenewu-xp9jhyeah she can 😏
@@s-094cam5 bear
Now that you said it, I'm curious what happens with the Drow siblings if you go to them as Karlach Origin. For once, before fixing the engine Karlach can't touch anyone. And then as a companion she's absolutely not on board with intimacy between siblings 🙊
gentrified wyll is not real and can't hurt you
Shadowheart: Those muscles make me feel things
Halsin: STR 10 😅
Fun fact. Thats just the default Druid preset.
If you look at Halsin prior to him joining the party he has a strength of 16.
The Emperor: so you went to the hell to get to hammer. do you not trust me?
Me: I went to the hell for the hill giant gauntlets for strength and amulet of greater health for constitution.
The Emperor: Oh, my bad for the assump...
Me: Also, **NO** .
I suddenly feel validated playing a big swol barbarian durge.
I apologize Shadowheart I wasn't familiar with your game-
She really said “look , TREES!!!” 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Gods favourite princess
and the most interesting girl in the world ❤
Your telling me she’s willing to squeeze with Halsin and I but not with karlach RAGGGGGGH
Karlach is the one who doesn't want to
@@abilawaandamari8366 What if your doing an origin playthrough AS Karlach?
playing as origin helsin, the mods are faerun you will have to put up with two bears
I'm once again vindicated for going with a body type 3 tiefling Durge.
Well Shadowheart, a bear is alot stronger than a normal person, so he should be an automatic win.
i love how despite the video not even mentioning lae'zel, the majority still picked the right choice
Yes, I was expecting the poll to be dominated by Halsin or Karlach, wasn't expecting Lae'zel to be the no.1 at all lol 😆 at least I created this video as a reference if some of them wanted to change their choice for the poll
wait something 'bit' Karlach? how'd it not get turned to dust as soon as it approached?
No one can try to keep from that snack
@@Helycon fair.
She can’t help herself fantasising when it comes to Halsin, even in a relationship. Hot to see, I imagine tempting her with that. Best girl!
🤮🤮🤮
Halsin is a creep and unfortunately Shadohwheart's writer could not stop himself from making her thirsty for his disgusting self-insert.
Well, I know what I must do in my Origin Shart playthrough now:)
KARLACH(AND HALSIN, MAYBE) HERE I COME!!!
You need to be Origin Karlach to romance both Shadowheart and Halsin. Companion Karlach wouldn't approve of such a relationship.
Shadowheart: I prefer the strong silent type.
Tavny Soprano: *inarticulate italian noises*.
Tav casts disguise self: Gary Cooper.
Hipster Wyll is so cursed
me: i dont find any companions good enough to be a lover
withers: DISAPPOINTMENT
"I prefer the strong, silent type"
Tav/Durge: 😉
Hahahahaha looks like she can throw me over her shoulder and carry me to safety! Did I just have to change my name to Karlach?😂
this is fun because my first character was an orc Fighter/Barbarian that played the Stoic Hero.
AND the first romance WAS shadowheart.
So it fit really well.
I'm always mind blown at how many lines of dialogue are in this game
Since I heard "Mount Halsin" from Shadowheart, that's all I ever call Halsin now.
Halsin being a self insert character really ruined the bg3 romance experience for me. Would have been better if it was an original character not trying to take the Tav's role out of nowhere
That and not originally being integrated into the romance system. Because he wasn't originally a companion, nor was he a romance option, the way he was added later has lead to him feeling forced into things
Would have been nice to get Alfira over him.
I don't know, saying "he stole Tav's role", sounds like some coping self-insert.
I did as Shart origin X Halsin X Karlach. I wish Halsin and Shadowheart were match up together in the end. Bear with me?
No, Halsin is an absolute creep and your idea is disgusting.
I cannot believe these are _actual lines_ from this game
Oh finally, I know why she fell for my Tav in my 1st playthrough: my first Tav was a muscular Paladin Half-elf, who would deal the most damage in the whole party. She would be tainted in enemies' blood constantly due to too many combat encounters
My first run was a twinky half-elf bard and I decided to romance Karlach the second I met her.
My second run I went for a beefy elf paladin and tho I hesitated I went for Shart. Didn't know I was her type.
Shadowhearts dream fantasy would probably be her squeezed in by multiple tall and muscular guys, if she already fantasizes about muscles (and Halsin) like that. Queen!
Goddamn, get this woman some water.
I suddenly feel like going to the gym.
04:00
Nah... those arms are built for support while Karlach is mounting me... from the back... 😏
You really gave Wyll the Killmonger cut 😂
Now I gotta romance her with a muscular tav 😭
as you should 😅👍🏻
Ah so thats why she keeps giving my character the side eye, he like 7 feet tall and built like thor, but i mean when you worship the god of battle you cant be small
same here shadowheart...same here
Wait how did you get shadowheart to go to Avery’s with karlach if you aren’t playing as either of them?
This is what I wondered...
0:40 Shadowheart is actually Tony Soprano confirmed. He got isekai'd and reborn as shart into Baldur's Gate after show ended.
Meanwhile, she had a crush on my femme dwarven bard with no strength...
can someone please explain to me what the actual fuck is going on in this video?
Origin Halsin talking to Shadowshart who went to Avernus with Karlach? Wtf?
yes, what was that? a mod?
I need answers
Shadowhart if redeemed from shar and has dead parents she will go with karlach and wyll or just karlach this happend since patch 5
Halsin is either a mod or a chacter that the poster is playing like normal
@@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 I'll take that. Thanks
@not_a_bt.wavformat2909 Thank you for this nugget of info. Karlach is just too damn fun loving and joyous for her to become a squid.
"Climb Mount Halsin" 😆
Strong silent type?!
Male
Human
20 str
Fighter
2hd sword
LET'S GO
Nice video but is your Tav.. Messmer? 😂 1:26
Nah that's Astarion
2:16 an absolute hipster of a look. Holy shit i want expecting that. I spat my drink out
How the hell does Shadowheart go to the Hells with Karlach? But yeah her crushes on Halsin and Karlach are so obvious. The Halsin one might be because they have the same writer, and Jennifer English seemed to want the Karlach one.
Anyone who romances Karlach can go with her to Avernus at the end of the game, including Origin!Shadowheart
@@PhoenixFire2 How do they get to hear the audio playing as Halsin though...?
@@PercivalC you can't play as halsin
@@matiunited97 did you even watch the video?
@@PercivalCi'm also curious about that, i thought the origin character will be silent like tav if you play as them, but they do have voice lines mostly for their personal quest.
Don't tell her my half-orc she's dating actually only has 10 strength.
My halfling Tav is in shambles
Now this became the motivation that I needed to go to the gym, also to kill Halsin in all my runs.
she’s so me
how did you get the dialogue at 0:56 about shadowheart going to avernus with karlach?
I didn't knew I need Mesmer Astarion until I saw Mesmer Astarion
I didnt find any of these clothes for Shadowheart on my playthrough
1:05 how do you get Shadowheart to go to a Avernus with Karlach and get this conversation?
I'm gonna assume it's a multiplayer with her as one of the players
@@adlirostam4830 that would make sense
Not tested so not sure, but maybe choosing as Shadowheart as main character instead of Tav/Durge
I knew my Half Orc paladin was her type. Those clothes are out of control
Tifa shadowheart
Aerith Shadowheart
but look. TREES
So we just going to ignore the fact that messmer made an appearance in this vid? lmaoo
What are all of you wearing 😅this is funny and cute!
And yet in the playthrough I started romancing her I'm a Gnome Rogue/Bard
It's all a lie my friends. I played as max str barbarian with bulls strength buff for most of my walkthrough and still got friendzoned by her 😭
(And yes I was big)
3:00 what mods are you using for face and hair?!?!/!?!
I look everywhere for these clothes mods but I can’t find it sight
SH: "I love strong men."
(Meanwhile, she Disapproves) 😑
Sure a lot of Witcher outfits in this video.
at the end... she only asking that becuz Kha was right behind the both of yous. i bet that went well lmao
Bro I need your freaking mods! The dresses, and accessories asap!
+1
How many outfits does that half elf have!!!
yes
Wow where did you get these clothes for Shadowheart?
How does one get Shadowheart, or any other companion to go with Karlach to the hells?
Wyll has always gone oh my runs, didn't realise shadow heart could go aswell
They chose Karlach as their Origin character at the beginning of the game.
God damn this game is hilariously horny. Like. Weirdly so.
Everyone is attracted to tallness in a man, it’s not a type
what facial hair mod are you using for male tav?
I still think its great because hes a druid and his strength is actually not great XD all of the muscle is just for show
How did you get shadowheart to go to avernus with karlach? I tried to look up ""raising hell in avernus with karlach" but got nothing :0
Karlech is hardly the silent type
I'm curious how you managed to get the dialogue from Shadowheart about her going to Avernus with Karlach. I thought the only people who can go to Avernus with her are Tav (whether romanced or not) and Wyll (if he becomes the Blade of Avernus), but that would imply that you would need to be an Origin Shadowheart romancing Karlach to go to Avernus with her, so how are you managing to talk to her as if she were a companion?
Can someone tell me how to make ShadowHeart join Karlach in hell's? I never hear about that's before.
Any OG character can go there with her if you play one instead of custom.
but the scene seems to have modded the player as Halsin, no?
This is something else. She said it as if she was with Karlach in hell, without us. So Tav stays in Baldur's Gate, and they both go to hell. I don't think the mod has anything to do with it, because it's a line of dialogue said by the original actress, so the whole thing should have happened without mods.
My first thought is that it’s a Karlach origin but then I don’t know why she’s saying that to Halsin.
Its probably a multiplayer playthrough where one is origin Karlach and romanced Shadowheart and the other might be a mod that lets you play as halsin is my guess
How do you get all those different clothing options? Mods?
3:26 does anyone know the mod shadowhearts outfit is from here?
How do we get this path?
Sometimes I think Larian got Shadowheart's elven part wrong. Shadowheart feels more like a half wood elf instead of a half high elf.
Then again there is also Baalbuddy's version of DnD elves...
cause of fan service/self inserts
Personality isn't genetic, and she didn't grow up in elven culture.
@@b.lightyear3455 First of all, it was a joke. One that any DnD player would get.
Second, some things do are genetic.
And wood elves are known for being pro "casual relationships with no strings attached". Something you would had realize if you play DnD.
shadowheart is not a wood elf and her country is an example of a monogamous married elf.@@solitaregames
@@anonimos5533 you have eyes, read. Dont just brush off. because it seem you paid no attention to my words. Also seek the other answer post i gave to the person above you. And FYI, shadowheart is polyamorous and also swings both ways (wood elf trait). Have you even played baldur's gate 3?