Top 15 Astarion's funniest reactions in Baldur's Gate 3

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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

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  • @DragonsDream
    @DragonsDream  3 месяца назад +193

    It's been a whole year since I post my first Baldur's Gate 3 video, back then I'll never expect my BG3 content to be as popular as of today, which means you guys really love my silly editings, especially in my shorts videos, so whether you're already been here since the beginning or if you're just discovering my channel recently, from the deepest of my heart I wanted to say thank you to all of you guys for supporting me by liking & subscribing to my channel, it's been a pleasure.

    • @sinviel
      @sinviel 3 месяца назад +3

      Thank YOU for your content!^^ Your edits are so original and of such good quality, pls keep going!^.^

    • @DragonsDream
      @DragonsDream  3 месяца назад +5

      @@sinviel thank you for the kind words my friend ♥️ I'll try my best to maintain the quality of my shorts like this for as long as I can even though it took a lot more times just to create one video

    • @Baralion1er
      @Baralion1er 2 месяца назад

      Your content is really nice to see :D Watching some of them from time to time to enjoy the game a little more or found new dialogues !

    • @drakedropdroop7672
      @drakedropdroop7672 2 месяца назад

      what was the outfit on the gnome threat?

    • @a.m.pietroschek1972
      @a.m.pietroschek1972 2 месяца назад

      Damn, by playing Astarion on my first plathru, I missed out on a lot of fun!!! But, we are happy still, for we are united with US. 🤗

  • @tiph3802
    @tiph3802 3 месяца назад +1824

    Some of these outfits are just cursed 💀💀💀

    • @flithbrin
      @flithbrin 2 месяца назад +42

      Some? I think you mean most.

    • @k.wright1989
      @k.wright1989 2 месяца назад +19

      Never knew Astarion was into Elric of Melnibone cosplay...

    • @soulless_jake540
      @soulless_jake540 Месяц назад +11

      The first one makes me think of Dracula

    • @sanichuuu
      @sanichuuu Месяц назад +28

      @@soulless_jake540that’s because he’s wearing the clothes of Alucard from Castlevania lol

    •  Месяц назад +7

      Oh thank god I'm not the only one who thinks so.

  • @MaryDunford
    @MaryDunford 3 месяца назад +1193

    "It's not you, you understand. It's me. I have standards." 😂 Priceless.

    • @TheDrunkenPirate625
      @TheDrunkenPirate625 2 месяца назад +44

      I was so mad when he said that XD

    • @ToSP.
      @ToSP. 2 месяца назад +8

      Lmao I’m stealing this

    • @JasmineTea127
      @JasmineTea127 Месяц назад +22

      He was talking about truly having boundaries and not forcing himself to sleep with someone for the first time, but he's so rude about it. 🤣

    • @schmoothoperator
      @schmoothoperator Месяц назад +6

      "I, on the other hand, clearly... don't."

    • @purpleghost106
      @purpleghost106 Месяц назад +3

      @@schmoothoperator also "Thank you for your lovely example, I think I've gained some myself."

  • @DarkosaDarkRave
    @DarkosaDarkRave Месяц назад +243

    Durge covered in blood: Astarion did it.
    Companions: Sounds right to me.

  • @roboticgentlemen1970
    @roboticgentlemen1970 3 месяца назад +1122

    I was right there. " Single handedly won him VA of the year

    • @riakun
      @riakun 3 месяца назад +68

      It felt so real that I wouldn’t be surprised if they dropped a house on the VA and said “Okay, now react as Astarion”

    • @dragonriderabens9761
      @dragonriderabens9761 2 месяца назад +41

      Absolutely
      That plus the “apparently there’s a limit” part that immediately follows
      That ENTIRE CONVERSATION won him that

    • @Ed_man_talking9
      @Ed_man_talking9 24 дня назад +5

      my favorite follow up is after i say "sorry, I'll be more careful next time." "next time~? no no no~! if there is a "NEXT. TIME." I WILL BE AIMING THE ALL POWERFUL WEAPON! THANK YOU.

  • @charlesboots6508
    @charlesboots6508 3 месяца назад +547

    C'mon, "Thank you for helping me. It. was. very. kind" (through gritted teeth) has to be higher.

  • @septimus4762
    @septimus4762 3 месяца назад +333

    there's also "...but you can literally talk to animals!" which is my favourite

    • @ДмитрийИванников-ж6о
      @ДмитрийИванников-ж6о 3 месяца назад +5

      Where? I didn't listen to him (because I used it on my second playtrough, and I simply didn't know that he has some of the best lines)

    • @KarlAndArma4ever
      @KarlAndArma4ever 3 месяца назад +67

      ​@@ДмитрийИванников-ж6о It might be one of the scrapped lines that existed in Early Access sadly. There should be a video out there containing the line.
      In case you can't find it, the gist of the conversation is this:
      Druid Tav: "You can't feed on people, only animals."
      Astarion: "Ugh, okay. But, what do you consider an animal? Goblins? Kobalds? Gnomes?"
      Druid Tav: "Don't feed on anything that we can talk to."
      Astarion: "You can literally talk to animals. What does that leave me with? Rocks and trees?! Though I wouldn't put it past a druid to converse with trees too. But fiiiiiine! I shall do my best to feed only on the dumbest of animals."

    • @Karbantms
      @Karbantms 2 месяца назад +21

      It wasn't scrapped; you can trigger it after Astarion tries to feed on you while you sleep. The next morning, he will make a confession, offer an apology, and present terms where you can choose to allow him to feed on you, only on enemies, or only on animals. If you are also a druid, this option is accessible

    • @KarlAndArma4ever
      @KarlAndArma4ever 2 месяца назад +1

      @@Karbantms Thank you for telling me! /gen
      It's good (albeit also kinda sad) that this line still exists in the final game when you play as a druid :)

    • @jamie_u
      @jamie_u 2 месяца назад

      @@KarlAndArma4ever

  • @BOSIE321
    @BOSIE321 3 месяца назад +255

    His mild amusement and detachment when the bard is killed by the Durge is the best: “I don’t care really, but you could have been subtle about it”.

    • @celestebigaignon6054
      @celestebigaignon6054 Месяц назад +1

      Had this reaction from him too 😂. Also happened to be the only one who approved when I came clean about it 😒

  • @renlistorm3995
    @renlistorm3995 2 месяца назад +192

    'it's not you it's me, I have standards' burnt so hard you could roast marshmallows

    • @pixazelz
      @pixazelz 2 месяца назад +10

      I nearly died when it happened I also deleted all my saves and started from the begining lol

  • @DystopianOverture
    @DystopianOverture 3 месяца назад +196

    ‘Easy now let’s not do anything hilarious’ 😂

    • @anekedudy8369
      @anekedudy8369 Месяц назад +4

      ...he says in a pretty bizarre outfit... 😂

  • @the-satellite-girl1044
    @the-satellite-girl1044 2 месяца назад +118

    I had heard of BG3 but didn’t really give it much thought until last year. A RUclips short of the first quote popped up on my feed, and I thought “huh, this is actually kind of funny.” Several rabbit holes and a few weeks later, I decided to try the game. One year and over 100 hours later, best decision ever😂

    • @mikelkun1998
      @mikelkun1998 2 месяца назад +4

      This is exactly how i ended up playing the game lmao but for number 1 scene. It kept popping and i became obsessed watching it whenever it showed up in my doom scrolling, and despite not knowing anything about the game or who astarion was. Now, I just want to replay the game again and again to find more of the funny dialogues lmao

    • @nemomagnum
      @nemomagnum 2 месяца назад

      It was the "I have standards" line for me

  • @chaosblastman4936
    @chaosblastman4936 3 месяца назад +94

    His VA really had fun with his lines.

  • @GokuSS400
    @GokuSS400 2 месяца назад +94

    Astarion's sass is one of the things I LOVE in every playthrough. He's a 110% Drama queen and knows it, but FLAUNTS IT

  • @MarkATorres1989
    @MarkATorres1989 3 месяца назад +106

    Astarion: "The Full Concentrated Power of the Sun!"
    Me: "Sunny Delight!"

  • @archduck1903
    @archduck1903 3 месяца назад +83

    Great list.
    One of my personal favorites is in the first chamber in the Temple of Shar with the repulsion field. Astarion gets bounced and yells, "What in the sweet Hells was that?!"

  • @jessi6633
    @jessi6633 3 месяца назад +122

    Astarion told me „ he had standards“ in my first playthrough 💀 nearly killed his ass cause i wanted to romance him 😂

    • @nemomagnum
      @nemomagnum 2 месяца назад +12

      The emotional damage I took from that line 😂

    • @jessi6633
      @jessi6633 2 месяца назад +1

      @@nemomagnum yes 😔

    • @leroyjenkins1249
      @leroyjenkins1249 16 дней назад +1

      Ok, but how did you think "hey. Wanna have XXX" out of the blue is romantic? XD

  • @safsren
    @safsren 3 месяца назад +55

    I knew which was going to be #1 because that Astarion tantrum is so hilarious 😂

  • @jennagoeken3608
    @jennagoeken3608 3 месяца назад +46

    The smirk when he says “I have standards” gets me everytime

  • @elliert20
    @elliert20 3 месяца назад +56

    The Alucard fit in clip one lmao

    • @alpyki2588
      @alpyki2588 3 месяца назад +1

      It makes me want a mod where he has any number of Dracula's outfits, or at least a Barnabas Collins style inverness cape.

  • @wtrbrns
    @wtrbrns 3 месяца назад +103

    THE EYEGLASSES

    • @Xenobat
      @Xenobat 3 месяца назад +2

      The way I instantly needed a drink... The thirst!

    • @CreedDante
      @CreedDante 3 месяца назад +2

      Do you know What mod He is using?

    • @206Zelda
      @206Zelda 2 месяца назад +2

      I got laughed at by a Twitch streamer for saying 'eyeglasses' because apparently, in that circle, there is only one type of glasses.
      I'm so glad I'm not the only one, it drove me into insanity for a bit 😂

  • @zapspiders92
    @zapspiders92 2 месяца назад +17

    0:58 "It'll take hours to kill them all with Messmer's flame. She's right we should just go"

  • @iamrlythelamp
    @iamrlythelamp 2 месяца назад +40

    a little sad that my faves didn't make it into the honorable mentions: when you're in the adamantine forge fighting the construct, he'll scream about it when the mephits show up because WHY NOT, and then if he pulls the lever to bring the hammer down on the thing, he's triumphant but fumbles over his words like "HAH, take that you-- you... THING."

  • @zapheil
    @zapheil 3 месяца назад +31

    I think my personal favorite is when he throws the ball for Scratch but he’s too tired to fetch it - I saw it in a video and it still cracks me up every time I hear it

  • @MoostachedSaiyanPrince
    @MoostachedSaiyanPrince 2 месяца назад +43

    My favorite one is the one where he calls the party a bunch of weirdos. Partly because the first time I had that conversation, he wasn't wearing clothes because I'd put his armor on someone else and didn't notice before starting the conversation. So him saying that while weaing nothing but his underwear, gloves, a cape and boots made this line ESPECIALLY funny for me.

    • @nemomagnum
      @nemomagnum 2 месяца назад +9

      I had a funny moment where he said something like "we have a shapechanger in our camp? Good luck finding her" while disguised as a femme tiefling. The line alone isn't funny but in that context it had me cackling lmao

    • @ArieiDelmonte
      @ArieiDelmonte 2 месяца назад

      I somehow managed to always trigger it after I've put on the clown face paint

  • @DiaDaDemon2455
    @DiaDaDemon2455 3 месяца назад +32

    15 reasons why Neil won best voice actor

  • @zjjohnson3827
    @zjjohnson3827 3 месяца назад +65

    0:55 Messmer jumpscare 😭

  • @sweesbees
    @sweesbees 3 месяца назад +26

    was half expecting his halsin impersonation tbh

  • @claudinhaonha
    @claudinhaonha Месяц назад +10

    Astarion reminds of Hades in Hercules (Disney) movie. They are ironic, sarcastic, hilarious, self assured (lots of self-esteem) and 10 year old tantrum boi. Love them both.

  • @straussenberg286
    @straussenberg286 3 месяца назад +71

    15 reasons why he's the best. Thank you very much for this video, from now on if anyone asks why Astarion is my favourite non-romancable character I'm going to show this person this movie. By the way, my favourite one: from 1 to 15 🤩

    • @DragonsDream
      @DragonsDream  3 месяца назад +5

      You're welcome, and I feel honored that you wanted to use this video for that purpose 😅

    • @emsitdown9141
      @emsitdown9141 2 месяца назад +1

      purely out of curiosity, what do you mean "non-romanceable character"? :P

    • @straussenberg286
      @straussenberg286 2 месяца назад +2

      @@emsitdown9141 Perhaps that is gramatically not correct, I meant ,,someone I never have a romance with'' 😘

    • @emsitdown9141
      @emsitdown9141 2 месяца назад +2

      @@straussenberg286 ohhh that makes sense haha :) yeah the way you phrased it you accidentally said that it's not possible to romance him lol. Thx for clarifying!

  • @Sp1tfire_5316
    @Sp1tfire_5316 3 месяца назад +11

    That 1st outfit was so shiny it distracted me from the line 😂 it reminded me of the rubber clothes Polly pockets wear

  • @miya705
    @miya705 2 месяца назад +11

    My favorite is just "What in the wretched hells was THAT!?" No idea what triggers it; it's one of the walking voice lines

    • @DragonsDream
      @DragonsDream  2 месяца назад +4

      It's when he got knocked out by the shockwave of the Shar statue in Gauntlet of Shar 😂

  • @Guirko
    @Guirko 5 дней назад +1

    "Easy now, let's not do anything hilarious" is the best way of telling someone you don't feel threatened by them 😂

  • @prilinator_3274
    @prilinator_3274 2 месяца назад +6

    Astarion impersonating Halsin defo deserved an honorable mention!! Great video tho, thank you 🙏

  • @b_is_alive
    @b_is_alive 2 месяца назад +12

    Astarion vs FULL CONCENTRATED POWER OF THE SUN

  • @tortugamaritima6373
    @tortugamaritima6373 3 месяца назад +38

    When he is trying to figure out what are his scars, You can Say " do You need a mirror?"
    I don't remember exactly the response, but was hilarious

    • @Stevelover0267
      @Stevelover0267 3 месяца назад +11

      I believe he says "that better have been a joke" or something to that effect

  • @RenatoSilva-dq7py
    @RenatoSilva-dq7py 3 месяца назад +16

    I would add the one Wyll is taken if you do not save Mizora. "They've taken the Blade to his final frontier"😂😂

  • @Mercilesstantalus
    @Mercilesstantalus 3 месяца назад +13

    I love all of these of course though with the earth quake in the honorable mentions i was missing the "what in the wretched hells was that?!" From getting blasted back at the Shar Temple haha

  • @mayaraqueiroz1849
    @mayaraqueiroz1849 29 дней назад +4

    THIS IS PURE GOLD 😂😂😂😂😂😂❤❤ "Gnome racism" 😂😂😂😂 I just can't stop laughing and I'm trying to sleep, mate 😂😂💀

  • @yukaiyami
    @yukaiyami 2 месяца назад +12

    I SPIT OUT THE RICE I WAS EATING AT 3:50, WHY DID I MISS THIS I LITERALLY ALWAYS HAVE HIM IN MY PARTYYYY

  • @Louves192
    @Louves192 3 месяца назад +36

    It's the silly giggle and the higher pitch of his voice---I love it so much. He is such a doofus. If he doesn't like being upset, why is he so funny?!
    Missing moment: When you kick him in the groin. That whole scene is gold but probably doesn't fit the vibe of the video 🥲

    • @DragonsDream
      @DragonsDream  3 месяца назад +9

      Indeed, I don't want to add that one because it's not that kind of 'funny' reaction from him 😂

  • @Gaaylord69
    @Gaaylord69 3 месяца назад +11

    1:14 I honestly don’t know what word I expected. But hilarious was not one of them. Got a genuine chuckle out of me

  • @psychticambitin7987
    @psychticambitin7987 3 месяца назад +5

    I also love the interaction he has with Ulma & the Gur if you spared Gandrel in the swamp

  • @olgabahirkina1286
    @olgabahirkina1286 Месяц назад +2

    "Minsc, ENOUGH! The hamster isn't saying a damn thing AND YOU KNOW IT!"

  • @buckingtonhassleshire9136
    @buckingtonhassleshire9136 3 месяца назад +16

    mesmir armor mod is pretty cool lmao

  • @joyce_zhong
    @joyce_zhong 3 месяца назад +2

    #1 is the actual reason why i started playing bg3. It randomly appeared in my fyp and I was genuinely so impressed with the VA i had to check it out.

  • @mistermarkham101
    @mistermarkham101 3 месяца назад +4

    The fact that Astarion and the Necromancy of Thay isn’t in here is a crime 😂

  • @tanakasensei3450
    @tanakasensei3450 Месяц назад +1

    The one-shot his and Karlach's VAs did with Brennan Lee Mulligan was hilarious. One of my favorite lines in that was, "Karlach, I'm bored; let's start a fight!"

  • @theathenakeene
    @theathenakeene 3 месяца назад +5

    SAW ALUCARD’s SOTN OUTFIT AND IMMEDIATELY ATARTED SCREAMING 😱 ❤

  • @ELD89
    @ELD89 20 дней назад +1

    Astarion is the best comedy relief character I've seen in a video game in a long time lol 😂😂.

  • @TheLightbane
    @TheLightbane 3 месяца назад +9

    Some of his outfits are Just Messmer-ising XD

  • @altair3232
    @altair3232 Месяц назад +1

    "EASY NOW! Let's not do something hilarious" 💀

  • @ianalvord3903
    @ianalvord3903 2 месяца назад +4

    Best voice acting!

  • @mattaku9430
    @mattaku9430 3 месяца назад +10

    He’s right about shadowheart

  • @Twiggi
    @Twiggi Месяц назад +1

    He has so many good lines, like when you meet the two other spawns and then you talk about him getting the powers but assuring you are still a team. Amazing. And when you meet the Gandriel lot in Rivington and she asks him if he is free of Cazador and Astarion goes Well I mean.. uh oh uuhhh... yes 😂❤❤❤

  • @serpentwolf5582
    @serpentwolf5582 3 месяца назад +4

    Neil did so good with this character.

  • @GamerTrump
    @GamerTrump 2 месяца назад +20

    Let me tell you, folks, Astarion from Baldur's Gate 3-tremendous character, really. Some people are saying he's one of the best characters in the game, and I have to agree. You know, he's a vampire, right? Big vampire, loves to drink blood. Some people say he's very, very charming-maybe too charming. But that's okay because we like charm, don’t we? He's got that charisma, a lot of people love him, and he’s got a great look, folks, a fantastic look.
    Now, he’s been through a lot, folks. Some would say he’s had a rough life, but he’s a survivor, a real fighter. And let me tell you, no one knows how to survive better than Astarion. He’s got these powers-amazing powers. Some people say they're a little bit scary, but they're strong, very strong. And you know, strength is what you need in a game like this, believe me.
    And you should see him in action, folks-absolutely incredible. When Astarion gets going, it’s like nothing you’ve ever seen before. He’s got a lot of fans, and I’m not surprised. They love him. They think he’s great, and frankly, so do I. Astarion is winning, folks, and he's winning big.

    • @avoss977
      @avoss977 2 месяца назад +3

      I only realised your username halfway through reading your comment 🤣

    • @nemomagnum
      @nemomagnum 2 месяца назад +2

      Why did I read this in Trump's voice?
      Edit: I just noticed your username 😂

    • @TheRoRo56
      @TheRoRo56 Месяц назад

      I read the whole thing in Trumps voice 😂

  • @StealthheartDraws
    @StealthheartDraws Месяц назад +3

    "she's positively demented...I love it, let's tell her everything!"
    "It's time to start *talkinggggg!*"
    "I don't remember everyone I've killed. But I do remember everyone I've killed in the last FIVE MINUTES!"
    "I see. That does sound pretty reasonable, actually!"
    "Really? Anything in particular?"
    "Well! Apparently, there's a limit! Somewhere between a nice summer's day, and the *full, concentrated power OF THE SUN*!"
    "Next time?! No, no, no! If there is a 'next time,' *I'll* be the one aiming the all-powerful weapon, thank you."
    "You can literally talk to animals! What does that leave me? Rocks and trees?"
    "Are you all right now, or is today a I-will-wed-you-with-a-delicate-veil-of-blood-blooming-over-your-white-curls kind of day?"
    "A little late, but *good effort.*"
    "Ah, ah, ah! We *ask* before we bite."
    "The answer is no. *NO*."
    "Please? Cheeky little pup."
    "I *won't* kill them! Well, maybe Wyll...STOP! Let. Me. *GO*! Ah. Hello!"
    "Well...to quote you: fuck."
    "Look at you."
    The bloodhound line
    "Really? I mean - yes - but really?! You'd just tell whatever stranger just *walked up* and asked!?"
    "Just tell me I'm beautiful, and we'll call it a day."
    "HA! Well, when you look this good."
    "Yes! And beautiful! ...Not enough people mention that."
    "He's always talking about '*enjoying the freedom of nature's gifts*.'"
    "Let me do it. They sound disgusting."

  • @Xiaolruc
    @Xiaolruc 2 месяца назад +1

    "I have standards." - Astarion
    Jesus Christ, Astarion, you fucking killed her.

  • @BlobOrange
    @BlobOrange 2 месяца назад +3

    2:03 Bro really went full on Chloe Bougeoir right there (I speak french but can’t spell wth)

  • @SammaclauseGamgee
    @SammaclauseGamgee Месяц назад

    Playing as Astarion gives you so many good little lines--anywhere Tav might make a comment, you get another Assy line dripping with attitude

  • @geminilius
    @geminilius 9 дней назад

    such a amazing voice actor

  • @mariuszmoraw3571
    @mariuszmoraw3571 Месяц назад

    I see what you did with some of this costumes. Keep going with that 😂

  • @Wintercomet100
    @Wintercomet100 12 дней назад

    This is the very reason that I *always* travel with Astarion!

  • @nicegoatdoctor8224
    @nicegoatdoctor8224 3 месяца назад +31

    Everyone gets on Shadowheart’s case for being racist against githyanki, but are we just gonna ignore Astarion’s racism against gnomes? Shart at least had some reason given her bad encounters with the gith hunting her artifact and their general reputation. Astarion seems to have no real reason to single gnomes out.

    • @Dovaah
      @Dovaah 3 месяца назад +8

      SHART???

    • @ДмитрийИванников-ж6о
      @ДмитрийИванников-ж6о 3 месяца назад +2

      What do you want from him, he is a selfish jerk, because only that kept him alive and not in prison

    • @zapheil
      @zapheil 3 месяца назад +7

      @@DovaahYeah…that’s how many people like to shorten Shadowheart’s name, unfortunately

    • @naudalyke
      @naudalyke Месяц назад

      I heard it's a long running joke in the dnd community

  • @scottypippinjohnson9539
    @scottypippinjohnson9539 10 дней назад

    "Darling! I've had a change of heart. Now hold very very still"

  • @thatpedanticcommenter5847
    @thatpedanticcommenter5847 2 месяца назад +1

    My god I am envious of some of the drip on display here.

  • @thealexandralorian
    @thealexandralorian 2 месяца назад +2

    i know everyone has pointed this out, but the OUTFITS

  • @もりこ-j7e
    @もりこ-j7e 2 месяца назад +1

    I want you to include that scene!
    The scene where the Astarion wants to knock on the cabin!!

  • @marissastromberg7353
    @marissastromberg7353 3 месяца назад +2

    i fkn love astarion

  • @avoss977
    @avoss977 2 месяца назад

    These never get old xD

  • @blackmoon2128
    @blackmoon2128 19 часов назад

    Gotta love that Astarion in camp is like: "urgh, Gale". But in party together it's him that don't stop fussing over Gale and get his attention, and it's Gale that is "yeah, just be quiet".

  • @me7134
    @me7134 16 дней назад

    "I have standards." Aziraphale incarnate lmaooo

  • @SleepyRoyalty
    @SleepyRoyalty Месяц назад

    Obsessed with all these outfits 😂

  • @Chikinlegz
    @Chikinlegz 25 дней назад

    Astarion in glasses is just *chefs kiss*

  • @aaronjsmith9068
    @aaronjsmith9068 3 месяца назад +2

    its very hard not to like astarion love him his character is grate but i cant be evil so he is a pain in the ass never get his aprovele but he worth it he is alsome secound fav

    • @avoss977
      @avoss977 2 месяца назад

      It's much easier on a second play through, you just leave him far away enough for dialogue options where you know he will disapprove. And luckily he doesn't always mind you being nice xD Or use an approval guide, have definitely done that every now and then 😅

  • @amber61pop
    @amber61pop 6 дней назад

    NUMBER 10 LMAOOOOOO 1:37 I have never seen this interaction

  • @istvancsap3513
    @istvancsap3513 2 месяца назад

    "There once was a cleric of gond, was cursed with a very small wand...." fnckin savage

  • @FizzleFX
    @FizzleFX 19 дней назад

    He's not a vampire.
    He's a treasure 😅

  • @ping-a-ling682
    @ping-a-ling682 2 месяца назад +1

    Messmer astarion strangely fits his lore

  • @Intjdevil
    @Intjdevil 2 месяца назад

    Crazy Bro!

  • @Elderflowerpunch
    @Elderflowerpunch 3 месяца назад +2

    One of my fav is in the shadow cursed lands when he opens a barrel and it has rotten cheese in it. 🤣

    • @DragonsDream
      @DragonsDream  3 месяца назад +2

      I never heard this yet, where is the rotten barrel? 😅

    • @Elderflowerpunch
      @Elderflowerpunch 3 месяца назад

      So the building where the toll collector is. There's a hole in the floor and barrels/loot crates all around. Just open them until you found the one with cheese. It's not a cut scene line but he has a line which I cannot remember exactly. But I was so surprised that he comments on the cheese.

    • @Elderflowerpunch
      @Elderflowerpunch 3 месяца назад

      And he opens many rotten loot. But I never heard that line. Only heard it there.

    • @DragonsDream
      @DragonsDream  3 месяца назад +1

      @@Elderflowerpunch thank you, I'll check this out later, and if the other companions also has a line, I'll try to make a video about this

    • @DoubleDealingDisarray
      @DoubleDealingDisarray Месяц назад +1

      ​@@Elderflowerpunch I think I know the crate you're talking about, but I've never had him open it. It has a symbol, as do two others because they are supposedly from distant countries/cities that the toll collector had collected (one even being the country/city of Thay, iirc, because it made me think of the Necromancy of Thay).

  • @AmalgamJiena
    @AmalgamJiena Месяц назад

    Astarion wearing Alucard's outfit is pretty cool

  • @teaartist6455
    @teaartist6455 2 месяца назад

    Gotta love the Elric of Melniboné fit.

  • @mr8ty8
    @mr8ty8 День назад

    Looking at dragons dreams character, I can only summarise that he is a total horndog.
    Very telling.

  • @Scrubbini
    @Scrubbini 3 месяца назад +1

    Dude, in all my playthroughs I've never seen all of your cool gear

    • @Ashurman666
      @Ashurman666 2 месяца назад +1

      Most of those are mods

    • @Scrubbini
      @Scrubbini 2 месяца назад

      @@Ashurman666 I see! Thanks

  • @edain6918
    @edain6918 Месяц назад +1

    0:56 Omg, he looks like Daemon from The House of the Dragon 😂😂

  • @JonathanLundkvist
    @JonathanLundkvist 3 месяца назад +2

    0:41 What in the sweet Victoria 3 is that?

  • @tirzahroseroot
    @tirzahroseroot Месяц назад

    I now see why this character is so popular

  • @ShawnStankey
    @ShawnStankey Месяц назад

    God I want glasses mods lol Astarion looks dope with glasses

  • @Kazmistrz1993
    @Kazmistrz1993 4 дня назад

    The "concentrated power of the sun" needs a "fucking" in there

  • @RyanCooperRU
    @RyanCooperRU Месяц назад

    "I'm going to fucking kill you." I CAN'T XD

  • @zeromortalkuwata
    @zeromortalkuwata 2 месяца назад

    I'm sorry but his reactions to the earthquake had me REELING

  • @canaldoxerxes
    @canaldoxerxes 2 месяца назад

    Astarions ia a QUEEN.

  • @Kittyintheraiyn
    @Kittyintheraiyn 3 месяца назад

    All of these mods are gorgeous

  • @naiadsouls
    @naiadsouls 2 месяца назад

    God I love him so much

  • @gravyjones2206
    @gravyjones2206 Месяц назад

    Sorry I was NOT prepared for how good he looks with glasses 🥵

  • @vengeance22113
    @vengeance22113 2 месяца назад

    Actually best Is when DU kills Alfira And sais: "She annoyed me" in his defense 🤣

  • @Toast-StealingGhost
    @Toast-StealingGhost 6 дней назад

    I definitely missed out on a lot by playing Astarion Origin my first time through lmao
    Made me desperately wish that Larian had gone All In and fully voiced the Origin playthroughs

  • @Blurgamer17
    @Blurgamer17 3 месяца назад +2

    Everyone should be able to recognise the thumbnail dialogue at this point. 😅

  • @k.wright1989
    @k.wright1989 Месяц назад

    Unfortunately I can't remember the lines verbatim, but there was a bit of party banter I really liked (at least the gist of the conversation) :
    Wyll: You know Astarion, you're really not what I expected.
    Astarion: What, you knew vampires sucked blood but I just suck?
    (Wyll proceeds to talk about how admirable it is that Astarion has stuck by his love this whole time.)