Some Baldur's Gate 3 Moments That Made Me Cackle 🤠 (its mostly Astarion)

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  • Опубликовано: 10 ноя 2023
  • its across multiple characters and is very out of order, also mostly Astarion since my guy is stupid fun! 😂
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  • @jhoanasilvabravo3775
    @jhoanasilvabravo3775 7 месяцев назад +2391

    Astarion: this group is full of weirdos!😫
    Karlach and Tav: 🤡🤡

    • @wandauriel
      @wandauriel 7 месяцев назад +24

      😂

    • @teamalice115
      @teamalice115 6 месяцев назад +76

      I literally was dying when he said that it was so fucking funny and so true! I had to think about it for a moment and in like oh. Yeah I guess we are a bunch of weirdos.

    • @biancaisidk
      @biancaisidk 5 месяцев назад +24

      That part caught me way off guard 😂

    • @melr1287
      @melr1287 5 месяцев назад +16

      Omg! 😂 The clown makeup!! 🤣

    • @tsubasashi
      @tsubasashi 5 месяцев назад +12

      I haven't gotten to play yet, but that scene right there...that got me so bad I 'bout woke up my wife.

  • @persbaderse
    @persbaderse 7 месяцев назад +1519

    this is the kind of ensamble cast where i fall in love with whoever is currently speaking

    • @lavender3609
      @lavender3609 6 месяцев назад +29

      I've just been introduced to the game, and I immediately had the same reaction

    • @rebekahj9085
      @rebekahj9085 5 месяцев назад +7

      Ain't that the truth

    • @charlotte2845
      @charlotte2845 4 месяца назад +4

      so true!!

    • @manicbeyond
      @manicbeyond 4 месяца назад +5

      Listen I don't need to be called out like that

  • @Jouleside
    @Jouleside 7 месяцев назад +1300

    4:11
    "Who chewed you up and spit you out?"
    "yer daddy"
    had me CRYING GOD

    • @wisteriablossom2730
      @wisteriablossom2730 6 месяцев назад +39

      So real though 😭

    • @nightshadewinter6915
      @nightshadewinter6915 6 месяцев назад +37

      I sounded like a fucking teapot right there 🤣

    • @user-if9gu9bo3c
      @user-if9gu9bo3c 5 месяцев назад +3

      does anyone happen to know what manner of being that is? haven't had a chance to play the game yet and don't recognize it from D&D.

    • @Jouleside
      @Jouleside 5 месяцев назад

      @@user-if9gu9bo3c it’s a quasit

    • @FluffyTailedPrince
      @FluffyTailedPrince 5 месяцев назад +10

      @@user-if9gu9bo3c it's Shovel the Quasit! From the spell scroll in the cellar area with all the coffins near the mirror that leads to the Necromancy of Thay in Act 1

  • @homicidalgeorge
    @homicidalgeorge 5 месяцев назад +411

    tav😨
    gale😨
    astarion:😀

  • @TheArmouredAlechemist
    @TheArmouredAlechemist 7 месяцев назад +1061

    "Awww was that Gale's grandad?"
    I know we all love Astarians sas but thag Karlach just with that line alone made me chuckle so much.

    • @Olgi-Polgi
      @Olgi-Polgi  7 месяцев назад +53

      that line is honestly adorable haha

    • @wolsie992
      @wolsie992 7 месяцев назад +34

      For real. The dialogue dissing Elminster saying something along the lines of "hit the road old man, I don't care for the junk you sell or the junk you tell." makes me laugh so hard as well.

  • @cloudscovermyflaws
    @cloudscovermyflaws 5 месяцев назад +436

    6:16 Hearing this iconic line and then it shifting to Tav and Karlach in complete clown makeup….ohhhh I laughed out loud at 1am in a house full of sleeping people

  • @otterproof1
    @otterproof1 6 месяцев назад +531

    "So Wyll with a Y... Why?
    - Yes Y.
    - No but why?
    - why Y?"
    I love his dialogue ! 😂

    • @ancho3995
      @ancho3995 4 месяца назад +46

      Because he lost an eye

    • @chelseab42397
      @chelseab42397 4 месяца назад +6

      @@ancho3995 most underrated comment I’ve seen in a while 😂

  • @justabossman6147
    @justabossman6147 7 месяцев назад +557

    I love the fact that Tav and Gale had the same look of disgust meanwhile Astarion is just like :D

  • @pnwperidot
    @pnwperidot 6 месяцев назад +343

    3:18 If Astarion had a phone, you know he'd be recording that shit 😂

    • @Frida1545
      @Frida1545 5 месяцев назад +28

      his fucking face kills me 😂

  • @surgeofgaming6405
    @surgeofgaming6405 6 месяцев назад +217

    Astarion: “Ifearwereintrudingweshouldleavequickly.” 😂❤

  • @shibernyan2009
    @shibernyan2009 7 месяцев назад +551

    Shadowheart saying "you donkey" had me on the floor, I've never seen that before!🤣🤣🤣
    Astarion is always beautifully unhinged. No surprise there.😅

    • @TheArmouredAlechemist
      @TheArmouredAlechemist 7 месяцев назад +14

      As a British person, I can honestly say I have used this insult on people who are stupid, so yes, accurate.

    • @DystopianOverture
      @DystopianOverture 7 месяцев назад +9

      Shadowheart is the Gordon Ramsey of the game XD

  • @zefirdude
    @zefirdude 4 месяца назад +84

    Astarion Necronomicon dialog is extremely funny, because "no I won't kill them, well...maybe Shadowheart" part changes depending on who has closer relationship with Tav. He is jealous and it so freaking cute😂

    • @fluffy3355
      @fluffy3355 24 дня назад +1

      Forgive me for asking, is that meramus’s book from tf2 you were referring to?

    • @zefirdude
      @zefirdude 24 дня назад +2

      @@fluffy3355 you cannot be serious to not know what a necronomicon is, like you know.....big evil spell book bound in human skin and flesh. Bombinomicon of Merasmus is a reference to that yes.

    • @fluffy3355
      @fluffy3355 24 дня назад +2

      @@zefirdude my bad my memory is rather garbage these days.

  • @sicksalt7765
    @sicksalt7765 7 месяцев назад +351

    I'm glad that they made Tav so expressive, rather than being a completely blank slate

    • @wandauriel
      @wandauriel 7 месяцев назад +27

      My Tav is very unexpressive.... Blank stare and half smile no matter what. My game is broken or my Tav is on some strong stuff all the time

    • @El.i
      @El.i 6 месяцев назад +15

      Right!? It's cute how they give them expressions and they animate your dialogue choices to express tavs personality

    • @AlchemistJay
      @AlchemistJay 5 месяцев назад +1

      Like Link from TOTK... ew

    • @balrog0444
      @balrog0444 4 месяца назад +13

      More than that, they made **Dragonborn** Tav super expressive too. I was fully expecting to have generic lizard face the entire time, but my Silver Paladin flips from "stoic dragon" to "derpy leopard gecko" constantly, and it's great.
      They look so good when emoting, it's actually made it difficult for me to play other races now.

  • @gunnamarta9096
    @gunnamarta9096 7 месяцев назад +336

    We all simp for shadowheart and Astarion but they would ruin our lifes with there sass irl 😂

    • @jasonmack760
      @jasonmack760 7 месяцев назад +39

      I simp for Karlach, she'd ruin my life by setting all my furniture on fire. xD

    • @18Hongo
      @18Hongo 7 месяцев назад +35

      ​@@jasonmack760You can buy new furniture. You can't undo the emotional damage of Shadowheart calling you a donkey.

    • @maddogmadison6379
      @maddogmadison6379 5 месяцев назад

      I’d match energy so hard

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 4 месяца назад

      Man, I'm so here for it. I think I could match his energy. But while being kinder to innocents, mind you... but there's plenty of people who deserve his viciousness. So much fun.

  • @morpheus-thrall
    @morpheus-thrall 4 месяца назад +72

    LMAO when the hunter says he’s looking for Astarion, and he just looks at Tav like 🥺🥺👀👀👀 KILLS ME

  • @rhiannhayman8413
    @rhiannhayman8413 5 месяцев назад +129

    The last two scenes where Astarion says the group is full of weirdos and when he mutters im going to fucking kill you is such a mood honestly because who hasnt been in that situation with their friend group xd

  • @ParallelPenguins
    @ParallelPenguins 7 месяцев назад +230

    Karlach meeting Haarlep is probably my favourite line in the game.

    • @doombottv6524
      @doombottv6524 7 месяцев назад +12

      Yeah Karlach has the best lines in the game

  • @sinizade
    @sinizade 7 месяцев назад +193

    2:08 Nono Shadowheart has a point here
    Shar may be cruel, but she at least has S T Y L E in both her temple, her clothes AND the clothes of her followers

    • @cozykitcat4100
      @cozykitcat4100 5 месяцев назад

      Heh..pleasure dome 😏

    • @cloud7056
      @cloud7056 4 месяца назад +7

      I agree. The bones and bone with pointy things gets a bit dull after the first 10 rooms of Bhaal’s place 😂

  • @skydancersolaris6197
    @skydancersolaris6197 7 месяцев назад +499

    Okay, no, wait, Astarion can tell the book he'll kill someone other than Gale?? Does that have to do with the other characters' approval towards your Tav, maybe?

    • @QuinnthePrincess
      @QuinnthePrincess 7 месяцев назад +98

      I saw someone mention that it depends on which character is second in the party line up after Tav but I can’t confirm.

    • @maimegidola9277
      @maimegidola9277 7 месяцев назад +123

      I saw a comment on another video saying he would pick which ever companion (besides himself) has the highest approval with Tav.

    • @Olgi-Polgi
      @Olgi-Polgi  7 месяцев назад +115

      pretty sure i heard somewhere that i changes depending on which character your Tav has the best relationship with, so for me i got Shadowheart.

    • @grymmoire
      @grymmoire 7 месяцев назад +47

      It’s based on the highest approval. Source: I tested it a bunch.

    • @ladonmccabe
      @ladonmccabe 7 месяцев назад +35

      I heard him say "Well, maybe Wyll."
      Me too, man, me too.

  • @Callidus7SSM
    @Callidus7SSM 2 месяца назад +16

    You missed Astarion screeching with indignation if you drop the monastery on him.

  • @blueeyedwitch9840
    @blueeyedwitch9840 6 месяцев назад +61

    1:30 LAEZEL YOU HAVE MY WHOLE HEART

  • @guitarmama06
    @guitarmama06 5 месяцев назад +44

    6:23 Ok. *NOW* it all makes sense as to *why* Astarion thinks the group is full of weirdos 🤣 I didn't know you, as a collective whole, could join the circus 😂

  • @ShartevelleHallowleaf
    @ShartevelleHallowleaf 6 месяцев назад +61

    I'm sorry the way your character looks at astarion when the monster hunter was talking about him was fuckin hilarious

  • @Anonie324
    @Anonie324 7 месяцев назад +60

    4:47 is a HELL of an expression. It reminds me of Shani's face when Geralt sarcastically quips "I'm clairvoyant." in the Hearts of Stone DLC.

  • @mvdum29
    @mvdum29 3 месяца назад +13

    The way Astarion throws open those barn doors will never not make me laugh

  • @boringfish
    @boringfish 7 месяцев назад +77

    Karlach's reaction to Haarlep was too real.

  • @dmaeinrmoeo
    @dmaeinrmoeo 4 месяца назад +39

    4:57
    "kiss the damn foot, worse things have been shoved in your mouth lately."
    HELP I CANT BREAATH

    • @gana511
      @gana511 3 месяца назад +2

      "Worse things have been shoved in your face lately"^ still funny and with innuendo, but makes more sense as she is referring to the tadpole (I think).

  • @estelagonzalez2017
    @estelagonzalez2017 5 месяцев назад +26

    6:02 im HOLLERING

    • @madstheraccoon
      @madstheraccoon 3 месяца назад +4

      WHAT IS HE EVEN TALKING ABOUT?

  • @fluffykit1056
    @fluffykit1056 7 месяцев назад +33

    5:28 same Karlach, same.

  • @CorvusuvroC
    @CorvusuvroC 5 месяцев назад +13

    Astariond ‘Ah😩’ when you press the button in the Arcane Tower always gets me oh my gods

  • @Burgerpaws
    @Burgerpaws 7 месяцев назад +38

    3:10 the music and their expression had me dying 😱😱😀

  • @GoddessOfThree
    @GoddessOfThree 7 месяцев назад +24

    OH MY GOD THE SQUIRREL. CAME OUT OF ABSOLUTELY NO WHERE. I EXPLODED LMFAOOOOO

  • @littleapplepieme7871
    @littleapplepieme7871 7 месяцев назад +33

    What the hell!! You kicked the squirrel! I certainly wasnt expecting that😂... Poor buddy

    • @Olgi-Polgi
      @Olgi-Polgi  7 месяцев назад +10

      Dark Urge moment 😂

  • @Amynity
    @Amynity 7 месяцев назад +20

    4:10 " you'r daddy" 😂

  • @Miyavisgirl1540
    @Miyavisgirl1540 5 месяцев назад +12

    I can't get over how expressive Astarion's eyebrows are!! XD!

  • @trollerthegreattrollertheg6234
    @trollerthegreattrollertheg6234 2 месяца назад +4

    5:20 you know you messed up when both Shadowheart AND Lae'zel are mutually pissed at you

  • @destroyer114
    @destroyer114 5 месяцев назад +24

    Astarion is like the captain jack Sparrow of video games

    • @SereglothIV
      @SereglothIV 29 дней назад +1

      I've never thought of it, but now that you mention it...

  • @cozykitcat4100
    @cozykitcat4100 5 месяцев назад +13

    1:58 when shadowheart glances at the camera calling us out 😂

  • @irinakermong1217
    @irinakermong1217 6 месяцев назад +18

    Me at Lae'zel at 1:45: STOP, STOP, HE'S ALREADY DEAD

  • @evelina5981
    @evelina5981 6 месяцев назад +26

    2:50 IM CRYINGG
    6:16 - 6:34 i acc cant w Astarion he’s too funny bro😭

  • @biancaisidk
    @biancaisidk 5 месяцев назад +29

    5:02 THIS SCENE CAUGHT ME WAY OFF GUARD!! 😂 I literally sounded like I was crying and laughing at the same time 💀

    • @erinys2
      @erinys2 2 месяца назад +1

      i was confused why my durge was smiling deviously but then..

  • @alexanderringler5747
    @alexanderringler5747 5 месяцев назад +25

    You haven't included Astarion being ressurected in camp, AFTER HE GOT A DEATHLAZER INTO HIS FACE xD

  • @sarahcole9661
    @sarahcole9661 5 месяцев назад +12

    4:25 good question, Karlach

  • @NamelessAidan
    @NamelessAidan 5 месяцев назад +9

    If you're a bard you get special dialogue for ehm "interrupting" the scene in the barn. It's great lol

  • @muffinfiend7398
    @muffinfiend7398 6 месяцев назад +9

    6:26 when my family suggests anything social

  • @sidneythespottedtabby
    @sidneythespottedtabby 2 месяца назад +2

    "Well- Maybe Shadowheart- Oh hi, no, I wasn't plotting any murder."

  • @YorkJonhson
    @YorkJonhson 2 дня назад

    The close-up on Tav and Gale's horrified expressions after they walk in on the ogre contrasted with Astarion's big goofy grin killed me.

  • @SillySlvtz
    @SillySlvtz 2 месяца назад +3

    I’ve never played this game so I was like “aw a squirrel” and let me tell you I audible gasped and recoiled back what the fUCK 5:09

  • @beckyfal
    @beckyfal 6 месяцев назад +6

    Ok but your tiefling Tav from the beginning is SO PRETTY!!

    • @Olgi-Polgi
      @Olgi-Polgi  6 месяцев назад +1

      Aaaaa thank you, she's my main Tav so i really appreciate that!

  • @picksey
    @picksey 3 месяца назад +2

    I love how much personal each character has. It truly makes the game feel alive

  • @liviubostan7229
    @liviubostan7229 7 месяцев назад +72

    *No! I won't kill anyone...well,maybe Shadowheart*
    *If I die down here,destroy my corpse*
    *Don't worry,I won't hestitate*
    Bro...thank you,Astarion and Lae'Zel...it's nice to see Shart beign mocked for once.

    • @tiredbylife.5589
      @tiredbylife.5589 7 месяцев назад +4

      My favorite is Halsin roasting Shadowheartv😂

    • @liviubostan7229
      @liviubostan7229 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@tiredbylife.5589 Whay does he say?

    • @grymmoire
      @grymmoire 7 месяцев назад +14

      @@liviubostan7229she offers to make some animal noises for him so he feels more at home in the shadow-cursed lands. He tells her that she bleats enough already 😂

    • @liviubostan7229
      @liviubostan7229 7 месяцев назад

      @@grymmoire Idk what bleat is?

    • @grymmoire
      @grymmoire 7 месяцев назад +5

      @@liviubostan7229
      verb
      (of a sheep, goat, or calf) make a characteristic wavering cry.
      "the lamb was bleating weakly"
      noun
      the wavering cry made by a sheep, goat, or calf.
      "the distant bleat of sheep in the field"

  • @MsYmous
    @MsYmous 4 месяца назад +3

    Astarion's little nod and smirk in the back at 0:34 with the SH and Lae'zel interaction 😂

  • @andrencfilho
    @andrencfilho 4 месяца назад +3

    The way you let the scene linger at 3:00 just broke me😂😂😂😂

  • @moonchild4100
    @moonchild4100 5 месяцев назад +7

    1:06 she is Gordon Ramsey's student! 😂

  • @dahlia6457
    @dahlia6457 5 месяцев назад +5

    5:11 i actually choked irl i had to take a min

  • @gracefool1786
    @gracefool1786 6 месяцев назад +8

    Laezel and shadowheart banter always sends me 😂

  • @spicypuphboi2228
    @spicypuphboi2228 6 месяцев назад +14

    I wish I didn’t have to do some morally questionable things to gain astarion’s approval cause I love the guy but man some of the things he approves of are not things a good person does

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 4 месяца назад +4

      You don't have to! Just be nice to him andvtalk to him often, respect his bodily autonomy when it comes up, and don't be full on Lawful Stupid. A lot of his evil impulses are only minor aprovals, so they are negligable. Also, do silly whimsical shit sometimes like talking to cats and saying 'baaaah' to the redcap... he's easily amused and these are harmless ways to gain little aproval points.

    • @myheartismadeofstars
      @myheartismadeofstars 3 месяца назад +2

      ​@@ANPC-pi9vuI'm really glad you don't need to be morally ambiguous to win his approval. While I don't have bg3, I had a DnD character I wanted to use as inspiration for my Tav if/when I get a chance. She's very much a sweetheart who would hate to act selfishly so he'd like her. (And even if I don't romance Astarion she'd want to be close to him, because in her og character concept... Her brother is a vampire and her goal was to find him. I know that's not in the plot so it's just headcanon but the image of her talking about her brother with him in a sweet moment 🥺) and the fact that talking to cats and such is EXACTLY what she would do anyway is perfect

  • @mariavitoriafff29
    @mariavitoriafff29 4 месяца назад +3

    6:02 that "aah"" jesus....

  • @lawrencefosterjenkins8216
    @lawrencefosterjenkins8216 2 месяца назад +1

    karlach’s “was that gale’s granddad” kills me every time. Everyone’s freaking out over Gale being told he has to use the orb meanwhile she’s just vibing

  • @PurplePufferfish
    @PurplePufferfish 7 месяцев назад +4

    that last one gets me every time :D

  • @BryanMasten-pn8wo
    @BryanMasten-pn8wo 5 месяцев назад +3

    The writers must have had a blast writing the dialog for this game.

  • @wandauriel
    @wandauriel 7 месяцев назад +5

    The last one 😂😂

  • @ZuliusKaltaris
    @ZuliusKaltaris 5 месяцев назад +15

    Just going to casually save 6:02
    no reason in particular
    i will not be taking questions at this time

  • @kyledabearsfan
    @kyledabearsfan 4 месяца назад +2

    Im glad this game got the respect it deserved and Astarions VA got the award for this game too. Too good.

  • @fast8536
    @fast8536 6 месяцев назад +7

    4:44 holy fuck ur tav's face. i needed that laugh so bad thank you so much!!!!!

  • @amandadiamond7147
    @amandadiamond7147 5 месяцев назад +3

    I guess we can add slayer of the undead to Lae'zel's list of accolades.

  • @bingonight1504
    @bingonight1504 Месяц назад

    WHOA ive never heard Astarion say anything but "Well, maybe Gale" during the necromancy book scene! Im guessing he considers killing whoever your current favorite is

  • @HellOnHighHeels1000
    @HellOnHighHeels1000 7 месяцев назад +6

    Karlach meeting Haarlep: Eww, what the fuc?
    lol :D

  • @kolton460
    @kolton460 2 месяца назад

    the whiplash from the squirrel kicking made me CACKLE

  • @ThatOneSeal
    @ThatOneSeal 25 дней назад

    I’ve never played BG3, but this video makes me want to just dive into this

  • @georgiasumby6092
    @georgiasumby6092 3 месяца назад

    The troll scene 😂😂😂 their faces are so funny

  • @rebekahj9085
    @rebekahj9085 5 месяцев назад +3

    Lmao when I got that scene with astarion and the book he said "well, maybe gail" instead of shadow heart

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 4 месяца назад

      It's a jealousy response to whomever has the most aproval besides him. He gets a bit of rivalry going.

  • @GKViddingHD
    @GKViddingHD 5 месяцев назад +2

    Hahaha now I wished I had opened that stable door together with Astarion instead of with my boring super-efficient wizard/warrior party. Astarion's expression is priceless.

  • @S117M4sterChief
    @S117M4sterChief 4 месяца назад +2

    4:11 had me wheezing

  • @bulgeun-wihyeob
    @bulgeun-wihyeob 26 дней назад

    "i can't even tell if any of you are acting strange because you've been replaced, or because this group is full of WEIRDOS" 😭 astarion's voice is so perfect for the shit he says my LORD

  • @schleisndice7082
    @schleisndice7082 4 месяца назад

    The ending-! 😂 LMFAOOOO

  • @JustANerdyGal
    @JustANerdyGal 4 месяца назад

    NOT THE CLOWN MAKEUP LOL

  • @MistyJadeYT
    @MistyJadeYT 3 месяца назад

    the last one 😂😂 i cant

  • @zacharybosley1935
    @zacharybosley1935 6 месяцев назад +1

    GAME OF THE YEAR BAYBEEE

  • @disableddragonborn
    @disableddragonborn 2 месяца назад +1

    3:18 I didn't know which was funnier, Gale's face, or Astarion's, but then I realized it's the stark contrast between them that's so funny. 😂

  • @user-gw5fi8tp1i
    @user-gw5fi8tp1i 6 месяцев назад +17

    Where did you get the 'purple seam, you donkey' line from Shadowheart? that is hilarious!

    • @Olgi-Polgi
      @Olgi-Polgi  6 месяцев назад +8

      just kill Gale in the early game and you'll get it haha! it sounds like a joke but i am so serious!

  • @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human
    @Pro_Butcher_Amateur_Human 20 дней назад

    Ah, Karlach. The golden retriever that was turned into a person with a Wish spell.
    I went into my first game expecting to romance Gale or Shadowheart, but Karlach stole my heart.

  • @Blair43770
    @Blair43770 5 месяцев назад +1

    Can't breath to funny

  • @Gwilherm
    @Gwilherm 12 дней назад

    5:19 is ICONIC

  • @TheAdryanChannel
    @TheAdryanChannel 4 месяца назад

    Maaan I have 600hrs in this game with 7 campaigns finished and an 8th on the way, and I haven't watched some scenes from this video, Larian never stops to amaze me.

  • @Rain0and0Thunder
    @Rain0and0Thunder Месяц назад

    The Astarion one on here with the squirrel was different for me, on my Dark Urge when she kicked the squirrel Astarion was like "Look at all that blood, you wasted it." or something like that. XD

  • @airachica
    @airachica 7 месяцев назад +9

    Wait what is that book in the second clip? I have managed to miss that completely so far 😂

    • @doombottv6524
      @doombottv6524 7 месяцев назад +2

      The Necromancy of That. A book you find in Blighted Village

    • @TF2CrunchyFrog
      @TF2CrunchyFrog 7 месяцев назад

      The Necromancy of Thay, you can find that magic tome locked away down in the secret lair of the (non-evil) Necromancer Ilyn Toth, accessible from the Alchemist cellar of the apothecary's house at the entrance to Blithed Village (the house near the well). Do give the tome to Astarion, it helps to advance his own quest. You can also destroy it (don't), read it yourself (nah, the Dank Crypt has an amulet of Speak with Dead for free just lying around), or feed it to Galer (no!). But to open it, you first need the purple gem from the Whispering Depth phase spider caves in Blighted Village. Whoever character unlocks the Necromanca of Thay with the gem and opens it to read it is the character the books gets locked to... so be careful. You can unlock it with the gem and then the game will give you the option to either open it yourself, hand it to Astarion (which gives his approval), or hand it to Gale.
      Opening the tome grants whoever first did it the ritual to Speak with Dead, which is nice for a rogue. (You can also get a Speak with Dead amulet from Wither's Dank Crypt, so your player character doesnt lose out if you give Astarion the book.) The tome's user can try reading the first three pages, but it gets creasingly difficult due to the spirits guarding the tome. To fully read and decipher the Necromancy of Thay, you need to wait until Act 3 and find the Tharchiate Codex book in the rare book vault in Sorcerous Sundries library in Ramazith's Tower (where the wizard Lorroakan is). You have to go there anyway, firstly because of the Lorroakan quest, secondly because the vault also contains a book Gale wants to read (not to eat): The Annals of Karsus.
      Keep a Remove Curse spell handy before letting Astarion read the Tharchiate Codex, because he gets a curse from it.... but also the cypher to placate the spirits that guard the Necromancy tome and deciphers its contents fully, which gains him another ritual spells (summon ghouls) and a special Forbidden Knowledge bonus. Breaking the curse from the Tharchiate Codex also grants him a permanent blessing (which renews after each long rest, only goes away if he dies fully and has to be revived by Withers).

  • @minibatman2.016
    @minibatman2.016 6 месяцев назад +7

    I literally have a crush on almost every companion 😭😭😭 except Minsc bc he’s too dumb

  • @CookCaramier
    @CookCaramier 2 месяца назад +1

    6:15 lol well play well play indeed

  • @paracetamolicecream
    @paracetamolicecream 3 месяца назад

    Why do i never get such fun little moments???

  • @cozykitcat4100
    @cozykitcat4100 5 месяцев назад +2

    3:18 omg 😂

  • @MoonsongReverb
    @MoonsongReverb 7 месяцев назад +26

    Karlach fangirling over Jaheira makes my day every time, too. Not to forget the “I wanna ride you till see stars scene “ :D
    This video shows that my humor is different, though. I find Gale funniest if you really pay attention, a thing not many people do.
    Astarion, conditionally funny. Some situations are, and yes. He told the book to kill Shadowheart for me :P
    Lae’zel is funny after questioning Zorru with Astariin around “…i will indulge you soon enough.”. Sex with announcement:D

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 7 месяцев назад +2

      I enjoy Gales awkward nerd himbo energy, something about basically getting told “you look hot even in this shitty lighting and also I’m turned on by watching you fight” kinda works for me 😂

    • @MoonsongReverb
      @MoonsongReverb 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@elenalizabeth Right? I di also like his straight forwardness. You may have to wait for him to make a move. But if he does, it's like a D&D RomCom. And the moment you refer to is one of my favorite OMG Gale moments. Because he always did that in different places in act 2 for me, and always when i least expected it :D

    • @elenalizabeth
      @elenalizabeth 7 месяцев назад

      @@MoonsongReverb he did it for me right after we had killed then “welcome party” and the “blight monsters” nearby in the Shadowlands. I was thinking “Gale my dude I am covered in the blood of goblins, a drider, and whatever goo comes out of dead plant monsters… now is not the time to be flirting” 😂😂 (I’m quite certain at that point on me there was more blood visible than clothing)

    • @MoonsongReverb
      @MoonsongReverb 7 месяцев назад +1

      @@elenalizabeth For me it happened in the Shadow cursed Lands itself first. In my first play through, it was in the center, after killing some Shadow cursed people. In my 4th playthrough, it was right after leaving the Last Light Inn and killing a bunch of cursed Ravens.
      "OMG Gale.... no matter how bad we look right now. Thank you, for finally giving me a sign. And yes, i want you, too.", that's what my character would say. :D

  • @adamis2cool
    @adamis2cool 6 месяцев назад +2

    how tame was my first run that i had none of these scenes?!

  • @Xenolithial
    @Xenolithial Месяц назад

    Karlach: oh gods. What the F*** have I stumbled into?
    Astarion: Dragon? Cyclopse? _Kobold?_
    Gandrel: Nothing so dramatic!

  • @RRRRRRRRR33
    @RRRRRRRRR33 4 месяца назад

    0:59 I bet many people equipped that armor on Astarion, it just fits. Even if my tav was a drow, but a bard, so I had to equip that on Astation

  • @linkLoverAG
    @linkLoverAG 6 месяцев назад +2

    05:01 This hurt me to try to contain myself with.

  • @pastelbunnzart9881
    @pastelbunnzart9881 5 месяцев назад +4

    Omfg that poor squirrel! Is that only with the dark urge?

    • @Olgi-Polgi
      @Olgi-Polgi  5 месяцев назад +1

      yup, durge will sadly automatically kick the poor squirrel

  • @tsarina7832
    @tsarina7832 4 месяца назад +1

    lae'zel is so underrated

  • @thehopefulyetdoubtful3656
    @thehopefulyetdoubtful3656 6 месяцев назад +1

    I'm actually thinking of getting this game, even though it's not the type of game I usually play

    • @ANPC-pi9vu
      @ANPC-pi9vu 4 месяца назад +2

      This is true for most people, so the fact that it was such a massive his despite niche gameplay style shows that it's probably worth it.

  • @mittenvonscrufflears7233
    @mittenvonscrufflears7233 2 месяца назад

    4:49 I misclicked and accidentally fast forwarded to this exact moment. I was so caught off guard 😂😂😂