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  • Опубликовано: 26 сен 2024
  • With over a thousand sheriffs up for election this year, John Oliver discusses how much power - and how little accountability - they have.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Greg_tha_rushin
    @Greg_tha_rushin 4 года назад +2132

    I live in Houston and it made me feel real proud to see Sheriff Ed Gonzales portrayed positively here. He deserves the recognition and I'll be voting for him again as long as he is running. Also, that horse can get it.

    • @Blue-bx9pb
      @Blue-bx9pb 4 года назад +60

      Greg G I was also really happy to hear something good from the city I live in, especially when the show has documented the many cases where Texas kinda bites. But yeah. Ed Gonzales for the second good fact about Texas on last week tonight with glasses birdman

    • @josed.2365
      @josed.2365 4 года назад +9

      And might I add a lot more capable than Art Acevedo.

    • @seanwheeler7067
      @seanwheeler7067 4 года назад +5

      I just wish he would do something about the murders of that old couple a few years ago. That and properly address the whole issue with our police union rep who threatened citizens of the city

    • @onefastboi14
      @onefastboi14 4 года назад +9

      Same here! I live here in Cypress and it made me proud to see him in this displayed positively. He does a lot of good for the community and I’ll be voting for him as well.

    • @761jared
      @761jared 4 года назад

      I certainly agree that often people who are perfectly able and willing to come to court simply cannot afford to bail out of jail. However, I also wonder how much of this push by senior LE offiicials is to alleviate their stretched budgets?

  • @khop1268
    @khop1268 4 года назад +2280

    Imagine John Oliver asking the graphic design team, “I need you to make a horse thats fuckable”

    • @BytheTicket222
      @BytheTicket222 4 года назад +256

      He's brought that idea up in multiple other episodes; im pretty sure he brings his own pictures from home.

    • @KurtRichterCISSP
      @KurtRichterCISSP 4 года назад +90

      Again? Right away, sir 🙄

    • @Murf181
      @Murf181 4 года назад +95

      And as they show him a dozen options, he sorts out the ones most fuckable.

    • @jokarpinski22
      @jokarpinski22 4 года назад +57

      I mean he's clearly descended from horses, I mean he's English.

    • @VictoriaSobocki
      @VictoriaSobocki 4 года назад +10

      Khop 126 Why does he always bring that horse up?!

  • @Tim_Kepple
    @Tim_Kepple 4 года назад +968

    fun fact: our last county sheriff was driving his own squad car drunk, the current one was the person who actively assisted him in covering it up

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 года назад +7

      ​ chez moi
      OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!)
      SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG.
      POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc.
      THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.
      ex: the ROBBER BARONS of the late 1800s America... had to hire PRIVATE SECURITY b/c they were stealing, uh, making so much money off the helpless citizenry. "Wait a minute!" said one Robber Baron, "WHY are we paying for our OWN security? Let's create a PUBLIC security force that protects us, but make the IDIOT TAXPAYERS fund it!!!" No joke. Police are LITERALLY a Criminal Enterprise in EVERY way, under current laws. But wimps like John Oliver, funded by The Establishment, pussyfoots around this super-mafia. (EX: cops rape women EVERY day in Amerikkka, and no one cares!!) (When they've busted rapist cops, it always turns out that everyone knew and everyone looked the other way!)
      ALL OF AMERICA'S HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THE ENEMY OF POLICE!!! HOW THE F did everyone ignore that minor fact? (OR that the Founding Fathers were FUGITIVES from police and had they NOT resisted arrest... we'd still be an English colony!!)

    • @ashleysasso7788
      @ashleysasso7788 4 года назад +5

      That sounds like something that happened to the sheriff of the county im living in rn

    • @lukeives7396
      @lukeives7396 4 года назад +6

      In our county seat, the sheriff got drunk and took his squad car out. He found his wife driving home and pulled her over, presumably for sex...it wasn't her fucking car.

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 года назад +5

      What were their names?

    • @ashenwuss1651
      @ashenwuss1651 4 года назад

      And that one handsome politician guy was also on the list.

  • @KGisthename
    @KGisthename 4 года назад +2522

    If Adam Driver gets on a sexy horse, there will be a restraining order filed against John.

    • @mistakencrown4858
      @mistakencrown4858 4 года назад +23

      😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣

    • @chiggensandich23
      @chiggensandich23 3 года назад +64

      Lmao, this aged fantastically

    • @amanarun8265
      @amanarun8265 3 года назад +29

      Adam Driver on a Sexy Horse, with Hamsters wearing speedos

    • @maidenofcats568
      @maidenofcats568 3 года назад +14

      By who? Adam Driver or the sexy horse?

    • @tegantalks9612
      @tegantalks9612 3 года назад +19

      @@maidenofcats568 both

  • @ismaieladen4814
    @ismaieladen4814 4 года назад +640

    "They said, One hit wouldn't hurt"
    "THEY LAAD"
    😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @crypt0nym0ussec57
      @crypt0nym0ussec57 4 года назад +6

      LMAOOOOO

    • @Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus
      @Sweet.Mother.of.Cheesus 4 года назад +4

      "Coraaaal..!!!" :D

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 года назад +19

      "One hit hurts a whole lot. Parents, remember to beat the drugs out of your kids. It takes a hit to prevent a hit. DARE to hit your kids before the Drugs hit them."

    • @koilamaoh4238
      @koilamaoh4238 4 года назад +5

      Here I thought he was talking about religious conservative child abuse which they do lol.. Let the poor kids do drugs man, so they don't have to feel that pain of being abused. Why you think they do drugs in the first place lol.

    • @frostfang1
      @frostfang1 4 года назад +6

      @@koilamaoh4238 it's a viscous cycle! You gotta beat the drugs out of them, but then the abuse causes them to run to drugs.

  • @tysonrunnels9315
    @tysonrunnels9315 4 года назад +2199

    'Cancer patients aren't stealing my air conditioner.' That really depends on the cost of chemo doesn't it?

  • @CherryBomb_Games
    @CherryBomb_Games Год назад +380

    John makes a great point. I'm a cancer survivor, and when I was in the hospital I stole approximately 1,000 feet of copper wire while I was there.

  • @futuremovieactor
    @futuremovieactor 3 года назад +830

    It’s sad looking back on this now since it’s the last episode he filmed with an audience before going into quarantine.

    • @seanmatyas3938
      @seanmatyas3938 3 года назад +15

      What with Rob Coddry putting his hand in the salad bar and then licking both ends of a phone...hell even shaking that guy's hand made me uneasy.

    • @ninawth
      @ninawth 3 года назад +29

      I like the version of the show without the audience so much more. The laughing is just distracting and humour was never this show's focus or strongest point anyway. It's finally had to opportunity to really focus on serious matters now, without the audience. I really hope they're going to keep it that way.

    • @seanmatyas3938
      @seanmatyas3938 3 года назад +6

      @@ninawth yup one of the few good things about 2020 was the elimination of the crowd. Wow live audiences are just awful

    • @MrAnimason
      @MrAnimason 3 года назад +25

      @@seanmatyas3938 I thought his audience was pretty good. They quieted down quickly and I always like having people to laugh with. I'm looking forward to having them back by September.

    • @ezgolf1764
      @ezgolf1764 3 года назад +2

      @@MrAnimason The big difference with most other live audiences is that they aren’t laughing every other line

  • @sebastiaocamarinhas194
    @sebastiaocamarinhas194 4 года назад +2251

    "Cancer patients won't commit crimes"
    Walter White would disagree...

    • @tekbarrier
      @tekbarrier 4 года назад +35

      Talk to your kids about dipping sticks

    • @kwesiwelcome5812
      @kwesiwelcome5812 4 года назад +6

      Bruh 🤣🤣

    • @arielsigala2633
      @arielsigala2633 4 года назад +8

      He doesn't use drugs. He just makes it.

    • @papagrounds
      @papagrounds 4 года назад +53

      @@arielsigala2633 Making drugs is not illegal where you live? I'm moving there!

    • @Mark-xt8jp
      @Mark-xt8jp 4 года назад +14

      Perfect timing that one of the top recommendations on the right is a video titled "The Magic of Chemistry"...

  • @jodinsan
    @jodinsan 4 года назад +3095

    Sheriff: A politician with the legal authority of a police officer.

    • @mischaminxx
      @mischaminxx 4 года назад +65

      The single most underrated comment in this entire thread!!!!!!!!!
      Edit: almost 2k likes, not so underrated after all.

    • @backwoodsjunkie08
      @backwoodsjunkie08 4 года назад +65

      That is scary as hell to imagine

    • @SASDPNV
      @SASDPNV 4 года назад +1

      @@backwoodsjunkie08 why

    • @bumlb54
      @bumlb54 4 года назад +14

      All Sheriffs are former or current law enforcement officers

    • @wannaeatpizza
      @wannaeatpizza 4 года назад +20

      what a dangerous concept

  • @cordelia7830
    @cordelia7830 4 года назад +295

    I had no idea who my sheriff was. I looked into it and there was a lawsuit filed against him from two past employees and one current employee.
    One of them stated in reference to him:
    "intoxicated with power and will physically abuse, intimidate, incarcerate, extort, and defame in order to ensure their absolute control."
    Wow.

    • @MrJimheeren
      @MrJimheeren 4 года назад +7

      Cordelia Maria Del Rey holy shit. Vote that guy out

    • @123mickymouse123
      @123mickymouse123 4 года назад +15

      Pretty much the issue. It's almost always only the extremely politically active who will take part in such elections, which in law enforcement is typically the extremely conservative.

    • @mypseu
      @mypseu 4 года назад +17

      My local sheriff was recently replaced after he tased a grieving son who arrived at the scene of his mother's death and wanted to see her body. He also beat a suspect within an inch of their life for drowning his infant daughter. The second one is slightly more understandable but both are wrong.

    • @CloudsGirl7
      @CloudsGirl7 4 года назад

      I'm curious - was there a magic "R" next to his name?

    • @alexandrub8786
      @alexandrub8786 4 года назад

      And that haven if you vote foe everything that need lots of time for research,you make bad decisions.

  • @benburke3015
    @benburke3015 4 года назад +553

    Kenny Boone is surprisingly complimentary to his enemies. “You nerdy, uh, intelligent bastard”.

    • @SuperSaiyanD48
      @SuperSaiyanD48 3 года назад +35

      You can't tell me that isn't Hank Hill.

    • @DoctorWhoKage
      @DoctorWhoKage 3 года назад +7

      Kenny Boone reminds me of Kefka in that one moment in Dissidia where he said, "Yeah, it's been a pleasure! Wait--you're WHAT!?"

    • @samrey1803
      @samrey1803 2 года назад +7

      He ended with, I promise, thank you.. LoL 🤣

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 2 года назад +21

      Says so much about conservatives that they think calling someone intelligent is an insult.

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 2 года назад +17

      @@antonbrakhage490 Only in America are "'smart" and "intellectual" more often used in a negative connotation than a positive one.

  • @littlesnowflakepunk855
    @littlesnowflakepunk855 4 года назад +2441

    that "they said one hit wouldn't hurt" ad is correct. i smoked one weed one time and now i'm gay, and also dead

    • @JoshuaDavies04
      @JoshuaDavies04 4 года назад +85

      littlesnowflakepunk RIP in peace

    • @ofallsadwords3207
      @ofallsadwords3207 4 года назад +159

      I only injected one marijuana and now I'm a couch.

    • @kamadeva5121
      @kamadeva5121 4 года назад +79

      How long did it take you to die to death? I just had one weed

    • @angelkarottu4793
      @angelkarottu4793 4 года назад +42

      Plays 'My dead gay son' from Heathers.

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 года назад +7

      OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!)
      SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG.
      POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc.
      THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.

  • @volcryndarkstar
    @volcryndarkstar 4 года назад +389

    Me: **Dies in the the warm embrace of a loved one**
    Kenny Boone:"Talk to your kids about hugs."

    • @FrancisBehnen
      @FrancisBehnen 4 года назад +5

      Well actually.. with the corona virus and all that could become more truthful than you think

    • @ivanj9082
      @ivanj9082 4 года назад +1

      Huh

    • @tylerhackner9731
      @tylerhackner9731 4 года назад +1

      Guess he wants us to have as much physical contact as possible considering the coronavirus

    • @ericsmith8373
      @ericsmith8373 4 года назад +1

      @@FrancisBehnen Kenny Boone: "Talk to your kids about flu bugs"

  • @Edgemaster72
    @Edgemaster72 4 года назад +820

    And just like that, John's thirst for Adam Driver was replaced with thirst for a horse

    • @orlock20
      @orlock20 4 года назад +21

      If one took a hit of whatever the kid in the PSA was taking, those two things may look the same.

    • @edwinhurwitz6792
      @edwinhurwitz6792 4 года назад +4

      He might want to check the gender of the horse.

    • @Demonskunk
      @Demonskunk 4 года назад +16

      Edwin Hurwitz I don't think John Oliver cares what gender his Horse Daddy is.

    • @sdfkjgh
      @sdfkjgh 4 года назад +15

      Min Lungelow: I don't think _anyone_ cares what gender their Horse Daddy is. Remember, never look a gift Horse Daddy in the mouth, and may the Horse be with you.

    • @LucasMONeill
      @LucasMONeill 4 года назад +3

      @@edwinhurwitz6792 OR he is fully aware of the horse's gender and just wants to swing that way. Perfectly fine to me.

  • @KuariThunderclaw
    @KuariThunderclaw 3 года назад +192

    Likely reason sheriffs often run unopposed: One of the requirements to run is often being certified for law enforcement. And if the sheriffs runs the law enforcement of the area.... it essentially means you are running against your boss... and I can't imagine many of the power hungry monsters among them would take kindly to that.

    • @antonbrakhage490
      @antonbrakhage490 2 года назад +30

      That is a stupendously stupid way to set up a system. No shit it doesn't work well.

    • @pullt
      @pullt 8 месяцев назад +3

      It is almost as if the piece mentioned the obvious problem with running against one's boss ...

  • @matthewmuir8884
    @matthewmuir8884 4 года назад +2128

    You're forgetting the third mental image of a sheriff: a medieval noble who takes from the poor and routinely gets robbed by Robin Hood.

    • @dr.feelicks2051
      @dr.feelicks2051 4 года назад +10

      Matthew St. Cyr sheriff of sleepy pig🐷

    • @KeyDash753
      @KeyDash753 4 года назад +62

      Cancel kitchen scraps for lepers and orphans, no more merciful beheadings, and call off Christmas.

    • @aaronmarks9366
      @aaronmarks9366 4 года назад +24

      I was 100% thinking this, I'm glad someone said it

    • @rubble7390
      @rubble7390 4 года назад +14

      @@KeyDash753 I wonder how many people will recognize that awesome quote.

    • @slharbron
      @slharbron 4 года назад +8

      @@rubble7390 The late Alan Rickman

  • @palehorseman9923
    @palehorseman9923 4 года назад +722

    “The degree of civilization in a society can be judged by entering its prisons.”
    Our criminal justice system is based on profit from punishment, and a high recidivism rate just means more money as they get repeat "customers". The motives for such an institution should never be "profit".

    • @bluemoon9530
      @bluemoon9530 4 года назад +5

      Well said truth Bravo!

    • @jeffreyfassnacht4991
      @jeffreyfassnacht4991 4 года назад +10

      Great point about profit in criminal justice. On top of the fact that 80 % of offenders from urban areas are indigent defendants, meaning they can not afford representation and are assigned court appointed attorney's, almost guaranteeing a system of prosecuting offenders with extremely high conviction rates, who also have no way to pay to be released from jail on bail as the bail system is also run on profit and near "pay day loan" status when negotiating an interest rate if you want to be released on a bail loan. Surprisingly John never mentions the startling fact that Sheriff's do not need any law enforcement experience whatsoever to be one, and can hire literally anyone to be a deputy in their office, most of the time based on who contributed to their campaign. This is a fantastic way to guarantee a poorly responding law enforcement arm to crisis scenarios as they have no standards enforced by really anyone. Sheriffs honestly should be an office which is transformed. I understand that the founding elements of the country wanted to keep sheriff's elected so that the governor or the state could not appoint anyone they wanted to, but we have the resources now with a solid check's and balances system to ensure qualified individuals who can pass a background check are made Sheriff.

    • @djs12007
      @djs12007 4 года назад +4

      @@jeffreyfassnacht4991 "we have the resources now with a solid check's and balances system"?? The Senate has totally destroyed the "Checks and Balances system" at the federal level in order to keep their power and enforce their agenda, if you think that has not already filtered down to the state level, then you haven't kept up with recent newscasts, (and even this very video describing this exact problem).

    • @jeffreyfassnacht4991
      @jeffreyfassnacht4991 4 года назад

      @@djs12007 I was speaking more to the point that we have wide availability of information at an extremely high rate of speed, as an informed populace is the first step in combatting corruption at it's source. The fear the founders had of law enforcement being an agent of an ongoing mob mentality, or appointed against the interest of the people is disuaded by the amount of corruption that can be quickly exposed today. Which is why Sherrifs should be nothing more then a police chief with a seperate jurisdiction at county instead of the municipality level and a different set of responsibilities, with enforceable standards in my opinion.

    • @shr9662
      @shr9662 4 года назад

      IcantSeeReplies huh

  • @eventer79
    @eventer79 4 года назад +904

    I learned who my sheriff was -- when he was indicted last year for encouraging a plot to murder one of his deputies. True story. As far as I know, he's still just "suspended."

    • @milliamp
      @milliamp 4 года назад +44

      Probably suspended with pay

    • @jackholmes6877
      @jackholmes6877 4 года назад +2

      Who?

    • @nicole4508
      @nicole4508 4 года назад +20

      @@jackholmes6877 Granville county sheriff Brindell Wilkins

    • @krinka1458
      @krinka1458 4 года назад +5

      why am I feeling surprised? wait no that curiosity.

    • @aurorauplinks
      @aurorauplinks 4 года назад +4

      Suspected or... what did the deputy do... run against him in an election? Caus that's not how democracy works

  • @lordsam1037
    @lordsam1037 4 года назад +188

    didn't expect Doug Dimmadome owner of the Dimmsdale Dimmadome to be a sherriff in this video

  • @yhazt6971
    @yhazt6971 4 года назад +1579

    THATS MY SHERIFF (Ed Gonzalez, the guy who made a good point about why poor people shouldn’t be in jail just for being poor). 🙌🏿☺️

    • @mauree1618
      @mauree1618 4 года назад +42

      Same here, hope he stays level headed.

    • @charliewunderock2149
      @charliewunderock2149 4 года назад +5

      Agreed. Even if they are murderous rapists. If you're poor you shouldn't have to be locked up in jail or have to post a bond.

    • @frimi8593
      @frimi8593 4 года назад +96

      @@charliewunderock2149 yeah clearly somebody didn't read the actual comment

    • @ateasewiththecheese2140
      @ateasewiththecheese2140 4 года назад +1

      Poor peeple smeyll bAed

    • @bimmjim
      @bimmjim 4 года назад

      Pants up. Don't loot.

  • @rey187
    @rey187 4 года назад +354

    For those of us in Asia, it's a mid-day joy to see John Oliver uploads on a Monday afternoon.

    • @deborah3250
      @deborah3250 4 года назад +5

      You dont have to stay up and lose sleep, lucky!

    • @markozabic2255
      @markozabic2255 4 года назад +27

      Same for us in middle europe, just the differents is its in the morning

    • @HaikuBanter
      @HaikuBanter 4 года назад +7

      Hey dude. Happy afternoon! It is late here but I work at night. We're not so different, you and I.

    • @mikeappleget482
      @mikeappleget482 4 года назад +5

      We’re on freedom time. It’s 3 in the morning.

    • @CalvinLangatMMA
      @CalvinLangatMMA 4 года назад +6

      I have work in the morning and I’m up at 2 am watching it because I need my fix

  • @hjspalenka
    @hjspalenka 4 года назад +1705

    Just three weeks later, and that H1N1 finger licking joke feels totally different

    • @NoahTalkz
      @NoahTalkz 4 года назад +12

      Hunter Spalenka yes yes

    • @jancoscholtz
      @jancoscholtz 4 года назад +12

      OH MY GOD YES I had the exact same though

    • @infinitysalinity7981
      @infinitysalinity7981 4 года назад +18

      Feels exactly the same to me. Just replace H1N1 with SARS-Cov-2.

    • @spokeydokey5237
      @spokeydokey5237 4 года назад +32

      Something very similar actually happened here is Japan; A man found out he had the Corona Virus and decided to go to as many bars as he could and spread it. He was eventually caught after his family called him in but not before spreading it to two young women. The two of them have since recovered but the man died.

    • @spokeydokey5237
      @spokeydokey5237 4 года назад +2

      Something very similar actually happened here is Japan; A man found out he had the Corona Virus and decided to go to as many bars as he could and spread it. He was eventually caught after his family called him in but not before spreading it to two young women. The two of them have since recovered but the man died.

  • @justincastillogayray
    @justincastillogayray Год назад +63

    "Talk to your kids about felony embezzlement" still cracks me up.

  • @robertgronewold3326
    @robertgronewold3326 4 года назад +8376

    My mom once got caught up in a sheriff's scheme to get funds to improve his jail. On Halloween night 2002, at 10PM, my mom got arrested for 'writing bad checks'. (The truth on that front was that my mom bought a washing machine with a check, and the store lost their data on the transaction and for some reason didn't bother to just contact the bank to get it back.) So my mom, a lovable grandma of 12, was taken to jail too late to post bail and shoved into a cell with about 20 other women. She had to sleep on a concrete floor with no blanket that night, and tend to a young woman who had not been given her diabetes medication. The whole reason for this was that the local sheriff was wanting to pack his jail so that it seemed constantly crowded for an inspection November 1st, and get the money from the Iowa government to expand the facility. Thankfully, when the judge oversaw my mom's case the next morning, he went ballistic, and started a large investigation with a number of other officials. The sheriff lost his job, and the officer who arrested my mom literally got demoted to parking duty.

    • @agsweet708
      @agsweet708 4 года назад +447

      I'm sorry this happened to your mom

    • @Alexrider02
      @Alexrider02 4 года назад +614

      @@agsweet708 I'm glad it happened to his mom, because if it hadn't happened, the sheriff would probably still be doing shit like this to other innocent people. Good on that judge for having morals.

    • @tompatterson1548
      @tompatterson1548 4 года назад +61

      Robert Gronewold guess he got what he diserved!

    • @csainphor
      @csainphor 4 года назад +336

      The end result was great but G-Ddamn your mother and so many other people did not and do not deserve that kind of treatment. So sorry that happened to her.

    • @forcesightknight
      @forcesightknight 4 года назад +206

      I had a similar situation, only the sheriff deputies copied all pertinent information in my wallet then drained my account. Nothing ever happened to them, because the judge was the sheriff son. Cops need better checks and balances. Time for a federal over site committee. Then charge cops triple fines with no professional courtesy bullshit. They need to be held to a higher standard.

  • @NewMessage
    @NewMessage 4 года назад +627

    Considering the cost of health care, I wouldn't be surprised to hear that stripping copper is an important income source for some cancer patients.

    • @Crick1952
      @Crick1952 4 года назад +63

      It won't net you that kind of money.
      For that you have to cook meth.

    • @kaziiqbal7257
      @kaziiqbal7257 4 года назад +24

      New Message honestly it’s sad that I was thinking that too. There’s probably some poor guy who’s mom’s dying of cancer and he’s down to that to try to pay for her treatment.

    • @SadisticSenpai61
      @SadisticSenpai61 4 года назад +14

      I don't think they ever did catch the ppl that stripped the Iowa State Fairgrounds of all of its copper pipes and fittings several years ago. They didn't even know when the theft occurred - they only discovered it after they went to get the fairgrounds ready for some spring events. For all we know, they could have been cancer patients (or the family of cancer patients).

    • @ProjectMayhem4Chaoz
      @ProjectMayhem4Chaoz 4 года назад +3

      That or cooking meth

    • @freeloader69
      @freeloader69 4 года назад +3

      It’s called “a revenue stream.”

  • @GameGeekRob
    @GameGeekRob 4 года назад +1092

    Damn, I wonder how that woman smuggled in a baby just so she could lie about giving birth unattended, Greg.

    • @jamesdriscoll9405
      @jamesdriscoll9405 4 года назад +48

      Baby, hell, the placenta would be the show stopper.
      True story, I was fishing with my family and a sheriff deputy rolled up and started asking questions about a deer afterbirth he had found somewhere else. He said it looked suspicious, and he wanted to what we had been up to. It got scary when he mentioned drug charges. He got a radio call & left us seriously scratching our heads. Thinking back on it a lot of the stuff he said didn't make sense. He knew it was an afterbirth. And drugs were involved? WTF?

    • @comingupooo
      @comingupooo 4 года назад +33

      @@jamesdriscoll9405 Drugs were involved, just not in the way you think they were.

    • @SuddenReal
      @SuddenReal 4 года назад +28

      I'm pretty sure she had it stuffed up her vajay-jay. That's how a lot of women smuggle stuff.
      (damn, now I'm wondering if the baby was wrapped in a condom)

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 года назад +34

      @@SuddenReal Catastrophic Misunderstandings of Birth Control, volume 12. X3

    • @TheRazorTongue
      @TheRazorTongue 4 года назад +39

      Police Officers get to see crazy stuff all the time. One time they caught this Black burglar who broke into a house and put up pictures of his own family. Do you believe it?

  • @Phlebas
    @Phlebas 4 года назад +378

    As a Canadian, I just find it really weird that sheriffs are elected and that they're associated with political parties. Same with judges and DAs for that matter. I guess I understand the logic and I'm sure that Americans might see the way we do things as undemocratic (all these positions are appointed) but we also seem to have far fewer cases of corruption.

    • @Phlebas
      @Phlebas 4 года назад +20

      @Colin Thiel You'd be welcome, though I suppose I should put out a disclaimer that things are only relatively better here than in the US. There's still lots of room for improvement, and a frustrating lack of political will to make those improvements.
      That said, I'm watching news from the US daily and am really hoping you pull through. My sympathies to everyone who has to endure America's systemic problems. If you don't end up moving to Canada, then keep fighting the good fight and know that decent people from all over the world are cheering for you.

    • @jaster6056
      @jaster6056 4 года назад +2

      @@Phlebas @colin Thiel I agree - Colin you'd be welcome.

    • @lukasfriedrichbauer8320
      @lukasfriedrichbauer8320 4 года назад +13

      In Europe electing someone like a local police chief is completely unthinkable, and we generally have a lot less Police violence and corruption too.
      To a certain degree I understand where it's probably coming from, when the US started electing Sheriffs, most of us were still ruled over by Kings and Emperors, and while it usually (outside of Czarist Russia, the Ottoman Empire and the Papal States) were constitutional monarchies, not absolutist ones, it still had very little in common with what we see as democracy today, pretty authoritarian even in the best of cases.
      The idea of having positions with some serious coercive power, like a sheriff or judge be elected offices, would have seemed reasonable, and an improvement over such officials simply be appointed by the Monarch and the ministers of his goverment, on whom people had zero influence at all.
      Fair for it's day.
      Unfortunately it didn't work out that well in the long run, and elections by themselves insufficient protections from abuse and overreach.

    • @normanberg9940
      @normanberg9940 4 года назад +1

      @North Pole-emics And yet, despite all that AMERICA is undoubtedly the most influential country in the world whereas Canada is only good enough to occupy the space between the lower 48 and Alaska. FOR NOW. At some point we may decide to let the Quebecose have their way and annex the rest of you. I mean, just saying EH!

    • @normanberg9940
      @normanberg9940 4 года назад

      @North Pole-emics You consistently beat us in almost every metric. Is that right now? How many are you? How many are we? Can you understand input cost differences? Besides no one forced them all to come here, Especially all those hundreds of thousands of Canuks, all here to make it big because for some reason the land of the Maple leaf just doesn't seem to provide that for them. One would have to wonder why if everything is so great up there.
      Beat us in almost every metric. What's your GDP? How many men have you put on the moon(Oh that's right, it's Canada so it would more than likely be a woman)? What major modern technologies do you lead the world in? What's your annual contribution to the goddamed W.H.O. ?How many Commie dictators have you sent packing? Your fantastic standard of living wouldn't exist if we hadn't been there to guarantee it with our blood, sweat and treasure. Now there's some real gratitude for you. For better or worse, we call the shots on this here planet. You just happen to be the geeky kid next door.

  • @bookworm962011
    @bookworm962011 4 года назад +412

    Ayyy that's my Sheriff Ed Gonzales! He was recently re-elected into his position on super Tuesday and with good reason. A wonderful contribution to our community.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 года назад +12

      Harris County? He's a doll.

    • @joelmiddaugh8229
      @joelmiddaugh8229 4 года назад +9

      @@goldengryphon I'm pretty sure Houston is like the most progressive city in the south.

    • @sierrasouthwell9237
      @sierrasouthwell9237 4 года назад +9

      @@joelmiddaugh8229 Nah, That'd be their north neighbor, Austin. Plus, Houston still has some pretty major segregation issues. And they have a pretty large Southern Baptist population.

    • @goldengryphon
      @goldengryphon 4 года назад +3

      @@joelmiddaugh8229 I'm sure they'd like to be. They do work hard to improve once they figure out what the actual problem is.

    • @joelmiddaugh8229
      @joelmiddaugh8229 4 года назад +9

      @@sierrasouthwell9237 Houston is more multicultural than Austin but Austin is certainly more left leaning.

  • @yrmoma
    @yrmoma 4 года назад +153

    This whole segment I was thinking: don't bring up my sheriff, don't bring up my sheriff. You didn't, but it's probably a bad sign I thought that.

  • @ezelfrancisco1349
    @ezelfrancisco1349 4 года назад +1001

    I hope that Texan sheriff who deprioritized low-level offenses has a lot of terms

    • @onefastboi14
      @onefastboi14 4 года назад +138

      He’s the sheriff for the county I live in. Great guy and he’s quite popular. Definitely seems like he will serve a lot of terms.

    • @ClutchCity1914
      @ClutchCity1914 4 года назад +113

      I live in Houston, Tx (Harris County, Tx) and I can say Sheriff Ed Gonzalez is entirely better than the last 2 sheriffs...actually believes in criminal reform instead of more incarceration

    • @Habitt5253
      @Habitt5253 4 года назад +52

      T. James Hey fellow Houstonian. I just have to back your statement up. Had a chance to meet Ed back in early 2019 and can confirm, he really is a stand up and all around nice guy.

    • @ClutchCity1914
      @ClutchCity1914 4 года назад +22

      @@Habitt5253 well howdy my fellow Houstonian...that's pretty dang awesome you were able to meet him...surely seems like a damn decent fellow

    • @sfmc98
      @sfmc98 4 года назад +2

      So when someone steals your shit, you don't want them to go to jail. Nice.

  • @petermanou9083
    @petermanou9083 4 года назад +36

    Somehow the best line in all of this is "I've never seen a frog and not killed it."

  • @erictaylor5462
    @erictaylor5462 4 года назад +311

    5:00 I once participated as a victim in an emergency drill. They had a make up artist there to simulate some pretty bad injuries, but I don't think any of the emergency workers expected to find the injury I was simulating.
    When I told the drill director that I was an amputee her eyes lit up, she got this big smile and asked, "Are you willing..."
    Well I was willing, and the results were memorable.
    It was actually a lot of fun. Especially when the paramedic found me and gave me a loud "Holy f****** s***!"

    • @kylestubbs8867
      @kylestubbs8867 4 года назад +9

      Dare I ask what they did to you?

    • @jonathanplatt5027
      @jonathanplatt5027 4 года назад +52

      @@kylestubbs8867 I assume made it look like he'd lost a limb in the emergency.

    • @joaquincortada1483
      @joaquincortada1483 4 года назад +6

      Do it again and get it on film

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 4 года назад +55

      @@kylestubbs8867 Well, I'm missing a limb. What sort of injury would *YOU* simulate? Remember, this is practice for a real emergency. Sometimes people suffer horrible injuries. Emergency workers need to be able to keep their cool when encountering such things.

    • @erictaylor5462
      @erictaylor5462 4 года назад +26

      @@jonathanplatt5027 Sometimes, when you assume, you assume correctly.

  • @noxabellus
    @noxabellus 4 года назад +784

    One of the guys running in my local election for sherriff talks about "coming home from afghanistan" quite a lot as if he is a veteran, but as it turns out he was just working there, not even pmc just regular oil and gas stuff

    • @ari7610
      @ari7610 4 года назад +24

      noxabellus lmao he know how to spin

    • @IgiWhiteman
      @IgiWhiteman 4 года назад +12

      What a hero :´)

    • @thearchibaldtuttle
      @thearchibaldtuttle 4 года назад +29

      This is the art of not being entirely transparent to look cooler/more important/more interesting. Call them Slim Shady!

    • @Seebu
      @Seebu 4 года назад +4

      @Simon Wyzik *Vietnam

    • @TheRoguesy2
      @TheRoguesy2 4 года назад +21

      Working in active warzones like Afghanistan or Iraq as an infrastructure contractor can be almost as dangerous as being in the military. My uncle was in Iraq for several years as an electrician. He was constantly in areas with car bombs going off, or attempted attacks by militias. It's not a safe place to be dude.

  • @darthkirby311
    @darthkirby311 4 года назад +552

    There was a whole show revolving around a poor cancer patient turning to criminal life... This is what they're talking about when they say "choice".

    • @TheSpecialJ11
      @TheSpecialJ11 4 года назад +44

      The illusion of choice is strong in America, and it's used to justify personal responsibility for everything that goes wrong in life. Even collectively wrong, like environmental degradation. It's you that uses too many resources, it's not any systemic problem or anything.

    • @chrisarcher1146
      @chrisarcher1146 4 года назад

      Morgoth Bauglir hey man, do you know how much easier it is to blame anyone and everyone but yourself? I mean that’s the irony really. We talk a big game about personal responsibility but then can’t accept the world in front of us for what it is. We’ve felt secure for so long we can’t handle the terror of uncertainty that comes with responsibility and cognoscent behavior. It’s a real shit-show

    • @apparentsymmetry
      @apparentsymmetry 4 года назад +1

      god, what a great show......
      I should really watch it again.

    • @percyblakeney3743
      @percyblakeney3743 4 года назад

      Yeah but he was the one who knocks not the one who lifts your AC unit.

    • @Mark-xt8jp
      @Mark-xt8jp 4 года назад +1

      @Simon Wyzik braking bad will get you into a lot of fender benders, to be sure! Breaking Bad was a great show on AMC! Have you watched Better Call Saul?

  • @uthmanbaksh3530
    @uthmanbaksh3530 4 года назад +128

    This was the last episode of Last Week tonight filmed in front of a live studio audience before COVID-19 forced John to do the show in his basement. You don't know what you have until it's gone!

    • @franciscomm7675
      @franciscomm7675 2 года назад +4

      Live studio audience returned

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 10 месяцев назад

      @@franciscomm7675 It was done remotely from Mar 2020 - Sep 2021.

  • @noenken
    @noenken 4 года назад +532

    "... highly unusual and upsettingly dark." Who wrote that one? You almost killed me!

  • @GlennDavey
    @GlennDavey 4 года назад +2072

    I feel like this isn't the first time John Oliver has talked about good-looking horses.......

    • @DarkPuppy9
      @DarkPuppy9 4 года назад +308

      He makes a weird amount of horse sex jokes. Like getting close to that point where you wonder if it's joking.

    • @MySerpentine
      @MySerpentine 4 года назад +161

      Maybe he's Loki in disguise.

    • @gecttakhla4249
      @gecttakhla4249 4 года назад +98

      Akal teke

    • @watermelon6878
      @watermelon6878 4 года назад +38

      With the NAMBLA jokes tradition from The Daily Show in the days of Jon Stewart, I’m sure it’s intentional.

    • @YTEdy
      @YTEdy 4 года назад +22

      @@watermelon6878 LOL. I'd forgotten about Jon Stewart's NAMBLA bit. Hilarious.

  • @__Andrew
    @__Andrew 4 года назад +213

    I got cancer a couple years ago, my biggest worry (more than getting healthy) was cost of my care. Given time i probably would have stolen some "air conditions" and copper from houses.

    • @f.s.9833
      @f.s.9833 4 года назад +9

      I hope you are doing better now ;)

    • @olestokke
      @olestokke 4 года назад +5

      Andrew Hope you get to experience universal healthcare!

    • @cocospops9351
      @cocospops9351 4 года назад

      John Oliver is less funny than cancer.

    • @Jabranalibabry
      @Jabranalibabry 4 года назад +2

      Hope you are doing better, brother. Hats off to you!

    • @MeaghanTamara
      @MeaghanTamara 4 года назад +1

      Gotta do what you got to do

  • @radicaledward3783
    @radicaledward3783 4 года назад +66

    How is it that i know who steven seagal is, but I can't name a SINGLE movie he's in?

    • @rjtp2552
      @rjtp2552 4 года назад +4

      Same here 😂

    • @tombutc
      @tombutc 4 года назад +2

      Hard to kill

    • @SwearMY
      @SwearMY 4 года назад +5

      Under Siege was the last good one. He's gone loony tunes since then.

    • @rjtp2552
      @rjtp2552 4 года назад

      @@SwearMY He's crazy?

    • @PoochieCollins
      @PoochieCollins 4 года назад

      @@SwearMY : how'd he go loony tunes?

  • @abbynolen5968
    @abbynolen5968 4 года назад +1915

    As for the guy who wouldn’t allow his officers to carry narcan, there were two police officers in Bartlesville, Oklahoma who were conducting a traffic stop and found various drugs, including fentanyl in the car and while processing the drugs at the station were exposed to lethal amounts of the drug and had an accidental overdose. Both of the officers were saved by the narcan administered to them immediately after falling to the ground by their fellow officers before the ambulance arrived. Narcan doesn’t just save the lives of addicts, it also saves the lives of those accidentally exposed, whether it be law enforcement, children, or loved ones. Denying those officers the ability to carry narcan puts innocent civilian lives at risk as well as his own police officers.

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад +38

      abby nolen I didn’t see the two, but I saw one officer who passed out at the station processing the drugs, so yeah not only do we have a problem with police departments and sheriffs understanding their roles, but pharmaceuticals like this should probably not exist (thanks big pharma!)

    • @Olhado256
      @Olhado256 4 года назад +63

      Sorry for making fun of a very insightful comment, but I'm kinda wondering how exactly they were "processing" those drugs at the station, if you know what I mean.

    • @bloodyax8070
      @bloodyax8070 4 года назад +41

      @@Olhado256 Well I am not too familiar with fentanyl but there are drugs like acid that can absorb directly through the skin and activate.

    • @bloodyax8070
      @bloodyax8070 4 года назад +17

      I sympathize with the sheriff honestly. I live in Olympia, it is a drug-infested hellhole of a city where people just stand in the middle of the streets ODing, pointing guns and yelling "LIZARD", or just taking a crap on the sidewalk. The police continually save these people from ODing with narcan and it isn't cheap to do so. I have seen the same guy saved 5 separate times with Narcan, the same guy that bashed in the windows of the new Starbucks for no reason. Businesses are being ruined constantly in Olympia and Seattle due to the drug problem and a crude solution would be to stop administering Narcan to those who have already received a dose prior.

    • @RyanRex
      @RyanRex 4 года назад +111

      @@bloodyax8070 While I can understand your frustration, perhaps a better question is why these people are back on the streets after an overdose instead of receiving the help they clearly need to get their life together? The under-funding of support programs, counseling, and medical consultation is the reason these people can't get better. Letting them just die is not the solution I would hope for from an enlightened society, a God fearing community, or a moral perspective.

  • @jayit6851
    @jayit6851 4 года назад +794

    My list:
    1. That horse
    2. John Oliver
    3. John Oliver dressed as that horse
    4. That horse dressed as John Oliver
    5. That horse and John Oliver together

    • @dbuyandelger
      @dbuyandelger 4 года назад +69

      6. That horse and John Oliver dressed as each other and together

    • @mctheplaywright
      @mctheplaywright 4 года назад +42

      Number Five feels like a cheat , but a Centaur version of top half John and bottom half THAT HORSE

    • @CrazyDevoYT
      @CrazyDevoYT 4 года назад +18

      how the f*ck do we have the same list

    • @nathanmckenzie904
      @nathanmckenzie904 4 года назад +13

      I think you win the internet for today

    • @peterpain6625
      @peterpain6625 4 года назад +2

      I call that ambitious. Photo or it didn't happen (after the screaming stops i mean). Then burn that photo ;)

  • @Butterfly1025A
    @Butterfly1025A 4 года назад +1477

    I could physically feel Kenny Boone correcting himself from “f*gg*t” to “intelligent bastard.” Good god. And I just know he only did it because he remembered what he said would be recorded 😑

    • @slinkie423
      @slinkie423 4 года назад +55

      I could practically HEAR the “faggot” he wanted to say jfc

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 года назад +30

      @@slinkie423 HOW MUCH LONGER before you all LEARN that POLICE = THUG ENFORCERS of the RICH and Powerful
      HOW MUCH LONGER before you all LEARN... ALL JUDGES are Blackout Brett Kavanaugh: immature POLITICAL CRONIES who know nothing about laws! (Even the Supreme Court is a criminal fraud on the public. EX: the judges DO NOT KNOW LAW. Their CLERKS do all the work and often "write" the Judges' "opinions". EVERYTHING IS A LIE in this society.)

    • @dededesgustingtkemylife4825
      @dededesgustingtkemylife4825 4 года назад +54

      @@dumpygoodness4086 you sound insane

    • @bigolehamburger173
      @bigolehamburger173 4 года назад +23

      Dumpy Goodness uh i don’t like cavanaugh either but I’m pretty sure he knows how to practice law. Also chill out ya know?

    • @CallMeEsteban
      @CallMeEsteban 4 года назад +22

      I’m from Florence, and we know all about Kenny Boone. He is actually in jail for domestic abuse and hitting a cat with a baseball bat while on parole for the embezzlement 🤦🏻‍♂️

  • @ForeverMe543
    @ForeverMe543 4 года назад +16

    The one sheriff obviously doesn't get that you can get cancer from addiction and from drugs. You can get liver cancer from addiction to alcohol and you can get lung cancer from cigarettes. Cancer isn't as choiceless as he thinks if he thinks that addiction is a choice.

  • @jasonlane1528
    @jasonlane1528 4 года назад +295

    "Talk to your kids about felony embezzlement!"

    • @blackmoon9793
      @blackmoon9793 4 года назад +10

      Just as soon as we finish talking to them about pugs

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 4 года назад +3

      Instructions unclear. I gave my child detailed instructions on how to commit felony embezzlement. No idea why the cops came by this morning though.

    • @varana
      @varana 4 года назад +2

      @@Lady_Crispr Well, if they came for the kid and not you then it obviously worked. ;D

  • @plushiie_
    @plushiie_ 4 года назад +216

    As a young European there was a time when I wanted to move to the US when I grew older.

    • @MilwaukeeWoman
      @MilwaukeeWoman 4 года назад +76

      As an adult American I've wanted to move to Europe since I was a teenager. Still do. This is a cruel country.

    • @HiHello-wz6bx
      @HiHello-wz6bx 4 года назад +18

      Im glad for shows like this and the internet. People like you need to truly know whats going on and has been going on here.
      This shit didn't just start 12 years ago

    • @mattynigma
      @mattynigma 4 года назад +5

      Glad you came to your senses

    • @LabGecko
      @LabGecko 4 года назад +27

      Yeah, the US has been brainwashing Americans for decades. I'm a "war hero" who is currently an expat living in France. The propaganda is real in the US.
      BTW, if you saw the Medicare for All episode, health care here is amazing. Look up Guillane-Barre syndrome. I'd be dead if I'd been in the US when that hit.

    • @Djuntas
      @Djuntas 4 года назад

      fun fact, many did also just 100-175 years ago. Denmark lost like ½ a million iirc

  • @7chanconn7
    @7chanconn7 4 года назад +992

    The saddest part of this is that sheriff using "intelligent" as in insult. If he genuinely said that to be insulting, then that says alot about him and maybe even the state of this country.

    • @Hirnlego999
      @Hirnlego999 4 года назад +28

      Reminds me about the Awful Truth tv-series made by Michael Moore when apparently you can't become a policeman if you score too highly in an IQ test
      ruclips.net/video/qqvijdxnHxI/видео.html

    • @DaDunge
      @DaDunge 4 года назад +13

      I'm guessing he was reaching for the word intelligentsia or intellectual (the proper term, the former is plural but also have more negative connotations).

    • @onkelpappkov2666
      @onkelpappkov2666 4 года назад +37

      *HAHA U NERD LEL!!1 YOU READ BOOKS!!!*
      Me, on the other hand? I sniff wood glue and brush my teeth with squirrels like a patriotic -connai- -coinnus- -connesser- -cuon- -conneu- *AMARICAN!!*

    • @quester09
      @quester09 4 года назад +1

      no, just him.

    • @TroIIingThemSoftly
      @TroIIingThemSoftly 4 года назад +12

      I'd bet money he's an ardent trump supporter.

  • @LakeFX
    @LakeFX 4 года назад +47

    "How much are flights?"
    You're in luck, John...

  • @enigmaPL
    @enigmaPL 4 года назад +60

    "You nerdy, intelligent bastard."
    "Uh... thank you?"

  • @sydstone9291
    @sydstone9291 4 года назад +219

    When I heard an Alabama sheriff was in this, I thought for sure Blakely was gonna get a mention. He's been elected 10 times, was indicted last year on 11 criminal charges, and last weekend tried to delay his trial by saying he was in hospital being tested for the coronavirus.

    • @kimberlyw2591
      @kimberlyw2591 4 года назад +6

      Oof, I think I heard about this dude while I was living in HSV. Did NOT hear about the coronavirus deal 🤦🏼‍♀️

    • @lindabrooks1863
      @lindabrooks1863 4 года назад +1

      Now that's funny Coronavirus😄😄😄😂

    • @madison3514
      @madison3514 4 года назад

      Syd Stone lmao!!

    • @dbzmaniac1234
      @dbzmaniac1234 4 года назад +1

      Don’t you love our home state of Alabama syd? Lol fuck this place

  • @Forcystus85
    @Forcystus85 4 года назад +2375

    Yet another day of marveling about how the hell the United States functions at all...

    • @valentinaaugustina
      @valentinaaugustina 4 года назад +91

      Buddy it’s not

    • @teachersusanute199
      @teachersusanute199 4 года назад +22

      Unified Europa from a European point of view I see your point 🤣😁

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 4 года назад +28

      The US is a Hurricane when you get past the wind wall things are pretty calm.

    • @dynastylabs
      @dynastylabs 4 года назад +9

      i wonder the same thing every single day

    • @chazdomingo475
      @chazdomingo475 4 года назад +25

      @@jakelee7083 China's gonna shit on us this century. They already are. I think corona is gonna hit us much harder than it did them.

  • @GnolithicStudio
    @GnolithicStudio 4 года назад +105

    6.4K dislikes = 3K sheriffs and their families.

    • @duncangilpatric987
      @duncangilpatric987 3 года назад +1

      @Debra Young wow, you discovered how to copy and paste. Impressive

  • @sbfh014
    @sbfh014 4 года назад +525

    You know, this is the second video where John said he'd screw a horse, so at this point we should definitely assume he'll get a horse showmate like Craig Ferguson lol

    • @idndyzgaming
      @idndyzgaming 4 года назад +41

      He'll get an Akhalteke. His dragon money is absolutely enough for that.

    • @RenzeKoper
      @RenzeKoper 4 года назад +7

      @@idndyzgaming as long as he doesn't fall of his akhalteke

    • @ArcanineEspeon
      @ArcanineEspeon 4 года назад +7

      @@RenzeKoper He might put himself in danger to do that just for the sake of the meme.

    • @kevinpotts123
      @kevinpotts123 4 года назад +5

      I'm fully expecting to hear John Oliver fucked a Lipenzzaner stallion on the nightly news this week.

    • @rgderen88
      @rgderen88 4 года назад +2

      I think it's the third time, I saw him mention it in another older video.

  • @mypseu
    @mypseu 4 года назад +121

    "Tell your kids about drugs because I won't allow my officers to conduct life saving measures if they make a mistake!"

    • @reappermen
      @reappermen 4 года назад +6

      Tobe fair that add was done by a different sherriff, not the 'no help for addicts' one. It was still weird, but seems like a better message then what aome of the other sherrifs have.

  • @darkstar932
    @darkstar932 4 года назад +94

    I've been afraid of the power of Sheriff's since I watched the first season of True Detectives and Marty said the only person who can arrest a Sheriff is the Governor. "Well that's terrifying" was my immediate next thought. Nothing embodies the concept of "I AM THE LAW" more than only being beholden to the most powerful person in the state.
    For all the Sheriff's doing good work on behalf of the public who voted for you. Thank you very, very much. What makes it scary is the ones who don't.

    • @megadeathx
      @megadeathx 4 года назад

      Don't worry. Other police officers will grab him and hold him against his will if the sheriff gets too out of line. No governor needed. They just won't call it an arrest, for legal definition purposes. "He's been 'detained' for a time until he reaches sobriety."

    • @aundreadillinger3530
      @aundreadillinger3530 4 года назад

      What application or streaming service is True Detectives on?

    • @darkstar932
      @darkstar932 4 года назад

      @@aundreadillinger3530 HBO Go. Also available through Amazon Prime if you subscribe to HBO through them (costs extra above Prime).

    • @stclemmons1969
      @stclemmons1969 4 года назад

      Me when sheriff beats on the door: I'd like to get some sleep before I travel, but if you've got a warrant I guess you're gonna come in.

    • @ibeezisi3847
      @ibeezisi3847 4 года назад

      @@aundreadillinger3530 Season 1 is perhaps the most gripping first season of a show I've ever watched since breaking bad. Literally a mixture of everything you can think of. Was quite scary atimes but worth it.

  • @erictoledo5696
    @erictoledo5696 4 года назад +98

    I went to school with the girl that gave birth in the holding cell. She was a sweet innocent girl. We were both in special ed with learning disabilities.

  • @OptimusProvost
    @OptimusProvost 4 года назад +125

    “I have dabbled in what you would call ‘light cannibalism.’”

    • @Christian-cz9bu
      @Christian-cz9bu 4 года назад +3

      Well hasn't everyone at one time or another?

    • @bluegenes2273
      @bluegenes2273 4 года назад +6

      As one does.

    • @fernandoherrera2256
      @fernandoherrera2256 4 года назад

      I can neither confirm nor deny that I may or may not have once, a long time ago, in a different century, world, solar system, galaxy, or universe, nibbled my toe till I pierced the skin and bled. The taste was, or perhaps wasn't, who can say, certainly not me....... intoxicating.

    • @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou
      @GeorgeVCohea-dw7ou 4 года назад +1

      Would bloodsucking be considered "light cannibalism?"

    • @sundayschoolflunkie3979
      @sundayschoolflunkie3979 4 года назад +1

      It is just a hobby? A weekend fling kind of thing?

  • @LaramasBee
    @LaramasBee 4 года назад +591

    This made me google my county's sheriff, and apparently he was suspended for misconduct two months ago. So...yeah.

    • @diablorojo27
      @diablorojo27 4 года назад +45

      Ryan Butcher it’s hilarious and awful when Jon Oliver’s info hits closer to home than we would’ve wanted

    • @lalalalalalee6311
      @lalalalalalee6311 4 года назад

      Oop...

    • @heatherdanielle85
      @heatherdanielle85 4 года назад +31

      My 2004 sheriff is in the federal penitentiary. 😂
      Whitley County, KY for the win!

    • @Olhado256
      @Olhado256 4 года назад +10

      Highly unsurprising

    • @pernaboys
      @pernaboys 4 года назад +9

      @@heatherdanielle85 I'm gonna run for Sheriff in your town! vote for me~

  • @outeast999
    @outeast999 4 года назад +2161

    Disappointed that John Oliver didn't finish this be getting elected sheriff somewhere.

    • @SethTraplifeGLO999
      @SethTraplifeGLO999 4 года назад +44

      Replace "be getting" with "being" king

    • @melancholyalexx7790
      @melancholyalexx7790 4 года назад +10

      @@SethTraplifeGLO999 gottem! Lol I love Grammar Nazis! Thank you for your service! 😎

    • @melancholyalexx7790
      @melancholyalexx7790 4 года назад +3

      @@SethTraplifeGLO999 sure!

    • @SEAZNDragon
      @SEAZNDragon 4 года назад +12

      Hate to be that guy but you have to be a US citizen (also requirement to be a cop) and resident of the county to run for local office.

    • @gfunk449
      @gfunk449 4 года назад +3

      He's the sheriff of the Daily Show!

  • @ericadeshaies2910
    @ericadeshaies2910 3 года назад +78

    I just voted in WA state and making sheriff's an appointed position instead of an elected position was on the ballot. So thanks John Oliver, if it wasn't for you I wouldn't have known how important this issue is!

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 3 года назад +3

      Yes, let's have all law enforcement not be accountable to the people, it isn't as if big city (largely appointed leadership) and federal police institutions are the most corrupt and despised in the country.
      And before you bring in the sherrifs tend to be racist argument, yeah they are, the communities with elected sherrifs tend to be racist, that would not carry over to the big cities.
      Want to make law enforcement more accountable? Begin with the ballot box!

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 2 года назад

      @@jorenvanderark3567 And yet there seems to be a lot more corruption among those elected American sheriff offices than among all those appointed police chiefs all over the UK, Australia, France and Japan, to name but a few countries.
      There's a reason why most countries have their law enforcement and judges appointed by elected people rather than elected directly.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 2 года назад

      @@ixlnxs
      Comparing America to Europe is utter horseshit as the cultures surrounding law enforcement are not even remotely compatible.
      Let's instead compare the corruption seen in elected County sheriff department and City police departments shall we? The sheriffs suddenly don't look all that bad.
      I would be interested in seeing what would happen to European police forces if they where suddenly accountable to the very people that they police. Might end the little corruption that still lingers on there.

    • @ixlnxs
      @ixlnxs 2 года назад

      @@jorenvanderark3567 Many European countries are less corrupt than many US states. Plus, EU countries are still functioning democracies.

    • @jorenvanderark3567
      @jorenvanderark3567 2 года назад

      @@ixlnxs
      Functional democracies? Poland and Italy would like a word with you.
      But generally yes, that an advantage of a many party system, more democracy is good. How does that defeat my argument?

  • @user-mh4ni4ey1w
    @user-mh4ni4ey1w 4 года назад +1648

    Only 1 minute in and we’re already talking about beastiality... *alrighty then*

    • @joshuahales7551
      @joshuahales7551 4 года назад +105

      Madeleine Neff, You're right, it should have been sooner.

    • @AsianMike420
      @AsianMike420 4 года назад +5

      @Yah Boy Jay Alright then.. 😶

    • @MsColetha
      @MsColetha 4 года назад +12

      That's how covid 19 is spreading in Kirkland, wa right now. Seriously.

    • @bachpham6862
      @bachpham6862 4 года назад +30

      John Oliver has been having a strange obsession with horses on these shows: corporate consolidation episode with Jim Cramer, constant references to Lincoln pardon, Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow episode, and now this.

    • @lemaygaming6952
      @lemaygaming6952 4 года назад +1

      @Yah Boy Jay Most officers will give their life for you.

  • @themourning1783
    @themourning1783 4 года назад +115

    I will never hear "beating a dead horse" the same way again

    • @downnheavy
      @downnheavy 4 года назад +5

      oh god why WHY ??

    • @mattynigma
      @mattynigma 4 года назад +5

      Beating off a dead horse
      Beating off on a dead horse
      Sorry I WAS BORN THIS WAY

    • @Lady_Crispr
      @Lady_Crispr 4 года назад +1

      @@mattynigma It's funny how just one little word like on changes the entire picture.

    • @DeeJayFM
      @DeeJayFM 4 года назад

      ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)

    • @SoraShadowdancer
      @SoraShadowdancer 4 года назад

      Oh good god. O.o

  • @nicolasrededeo805
    @nicolasrededeo805 4 года назад +196

    The moment he talked about the school shooting drill having a 'familiar face' I thought: "Its Steven Seagal, isn't it?"

    • @DahomeyMino
      @DahomeyMino 4 года назад +3

      Same.

    • @MsMdip
      @MsMdip 4 года назад

      But he is or was an actual cop in Jefferson Parish I think.

    • @stan2066
      @stan2066 4 года назад +2

      YMH warned me about him, still shocked to see him

    • @DarkSideChess
      @DarkSideChess 4 года назад

      colbert did a great bit on this training a few years ago.

    • @AutumnButterfly
      @AutumnButterfly 4 года назад +2

      One of the funniest things I ever saw on tv was a guy being pulled away in cuffs going, "I've seen all your movies, man!" Fanboying in custody.

  • @173rdskysoldier9
    @173rdskysoldier9 3 года назад +25

    Why is Adam Driver not on John Oliver's list with that horse?

  • @Morghena
    @Morghena 4 года назад +458

    Is it just me or do Alabama, the Carolinas and Florida show up A LOT when it comes to bizarre and worrying news?

    • @lynnebucher6537
      @lynnebucher6537 4 года назад +56

      Florida does seem to be a trendsetter for weird behavior. My theory is that many rejects from other states move here because they couldn't succeed where they came from, and they bring their dysfunctional ways with them.
      PS I'm a lifelong Florida resident.

    • @darksaint0124
      @darksaint0124 4 года назад +19

      @@Lolokbye I agree that everywhere has crazy, but Florida has a certain kind of crazy that seems to go above and beyond.

    • @monavie9110
      @monavie9110 4 года назад +13

      @@lynnebucher6537 it's mainly because of the sunshine laws

    • @Skepticfornow
      @Skepticfornow 4 года назад +16

      All those descendants of terrorists do stupid shit in the south. It's usually done out of racist xenophobic bigoted "Southern values".

    • @BustedWalletGarage
      @BustedWalletGarage 4 года назад +4

      Florida has very relaxed privacy laws and that’s why you see every arrest made there on the news. Except for the alligators this sort of behavior is commonplace throughout America.

  • @diggitydoo5836
    @diggitydoo5836 4 года назад +404

    My kids got locked up because I didn’t talk to them about felony embezzlement.

    • @lindiwengwevela524
      @lindiwengwevela524 4 года назад +2

      🤣🤣🤣

    • @tomripsin730
      @tomripsin730 4 года назад +13

      I still regret not having that talk with my son about horse syphilis.

    • @GrahamChapman
      @GrahamChapman 4 года назад +5

      @@tomripsin730 You're lucky; my son thought it'd be a good idea to be on the _recieving_ end of a good horse pounding... Turns out that a foot-long horse schlong brutally pounding away at your organs is less a matter of having sweet, sweet horse sex, and more about dying horribly from internal bleeding... Who could've guessed, huh?

    • @goodguy...badrep.
      @goodguy...badrep. 4 года назад

      😐🙂😖😄😂🤣

    • @abracadaverous
      @abracadaverous 4 года назад

      "I learned it by watching YOU, Dad!"

  • @Alistair-gi3bx
    @Alistair-gi3bx 4 года назад +225

    My wife went to jail over a failure to appear, got a seatbelt ticket, paid it online but because of a computer glitch it didn't register she paid. Perfect circumstances lined up when she was randomly stopped they ran her licenses and took her to jail, Elbert county Ga. only allow inmates 1 pad a week. There was no a/c, just windows, and they were in the middle of a lockdown, she was put in a cell with 2 other women and they gave her a hard foam mattress on the floor because of overcrowding. Her bail was about 1200 if I remember right.
    She is the most vanilla person, doesn't drink, do drugs, barely even drives, and is a vet tech but has went to jail. Good people go to jail and it isn't always their fault.

    • @brucechamberlin2545
      @brucechamberlin2545 4 года назад +3

      I know a lady who paid her ticket and nothing happened to her and cops weren't trying to destroy her life. The end

    • @aurtisanminer2827
      @aurtisanminer2827 4 года назад +17

      I went to jail once for an unpaid $80 ticket. It was actually kind of funny in my case. The jail house workers were asking the cop why he bothered for such a small ticket. Luckily I was only there for a few hours.

    • @_JayRamsey_
      @_JayRamsey_ 4 года назад +17

      @@aurtisanminer2827
      I spent a night in jail as a young man because someone I knew called the state police and said they were worried I might kill myself. 'MURICA!

    • @Chironex_Fleckeri
      @Chironex_Fleckeri 4 года назад +20

      That's fucked up.
      Edit: theres a guy on YT named Badger, who has been on with BigHerc (shout out, dont get ya wig split) who served like 20 years for being involved in a murder in a county jail while he was awaiting trial, no money for bail and no real family iirc. He was driving on a suspended license. A powerful inmate basically made him participate in killing a child molester, because he didnt have his papers to prove that he, Badger, was not also a child molester. Somehow his papers got delayed, and in prison politics thats a huge no no - it is taken as a sign that an inmate is hiding something. i think he was doing a month in county awaiting trial for a drug charge. Guy has horrific PTSD from being in a max security state prison. Saw people die many times, Rapes, etc.
      He talked about a guy who got raped repeatedly and then snapped one night, got a pencil and with an open fist rammed the pencil as hard as he could through the guys ear and it killed the rapist. Badgers talked about hearing the killer laugh hysterically real creepy like, and he found out how the guy died later and recalled the loud *thwap* of the pencil and put two and two together. There are more stories but it gets hard to watch because you know the guy is absolutely tortured by all of this, even zoning out during videos.
      All started out because he was a hard dude who was being a punk while he was a young adult. He's not a psychopath, just a guy who got really fucked by the way jails+prisons are in the US. He's got tons of crazy stories, man is still on his journey to find peace but hes out now doing his best. Just goes to show why going to jail can ruin peoples' lives.
      Sorry for hijacking the thread, not my goal. We should listen to the pleading for prison reforms. We need it.

    • @aurtisanminer2827
      @aurtisanminer2827 4 года назад

      Jay Ramsey gotta love that system!

  • @ThrottleKitty
    @ThrottleKitty 4 года назад +188

    Man this episode is weird to watch 3 months later after Covid and the police brutality protests.
    If he ever does a video on the zombie apocalypse, you know you've got about 3 months to stock up!

  • @Obi-Wan_Kenobi
    @Obi-Wan_Kenobi 4 года назад +209

    This is completely unrelated to this video but John, I hope you know that you made that Coronavirus song go viral and turned many people into devote fans of Vietnamese pop music.
    *Good Job.*

    • @kappadarwin9476
      @kappadarwin9476 4 года назад +1

      Really?

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 4 года назад +17

      forget K-Pop, now we've got V-Pop

    • @melz6625
      @melz6625 4 года назад +4

      It’s a great song

    • @vaiyt
      @vaiyt 4 года назад +1

      doing god's work

    • @rich1051414
      @rich1051414 4 года назад +3

      @@h0lly_blue Good. The K-Pop industry needs to improve workers rights. Let's hope V-Pop are doing it better.

  • @homerj.simpson7562
    @homerj.simpson7562 4 года назад +584

    Missed out on a "law enhorsement" joke somewhere...

    • @TheNationalfilmbored
      @TheNationalfilmbored 4 года назад +18

      I'm getting worried about John. He seems un-stable.

    • @abuutbutt2579
      @abuutbutt2579 4 года назад +6

      Quit horse'n around you two!

    • @aienatu
      @aienatu 4 года назад +4

      the sheriff situation requires horse majeure to fix.

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 4 года назад +1

      What do horses eat?

    • @abuutbutt2579
      @abuutbutt2579 4 года назад +2

      @@samuelluria4744 hey

  • @thomasschneider8474
    @thomasschneider8474 4 года назад +878

    Honestly, Sheriff Wilkerson seems way more likeable than Joe Arpaio.

    • @asmahasmalaria8596
      @asmahasmalaria8596 4 года назад +15

      Yeah but who doesn't?

    • @thomasschneider8474
      @thomasschneider8474 4 года назад +5

      @@asmahasmalaria8596 True that.
      Although I could think of some candidates that share Arpaio's spot on the hate list.

    • @pax4370
      @pax4370 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/AK_CkooSJ08/видео.html

    • @TungstenArm
      @TungstenArm 4 года назад +8

      In fairness, he was only a Hitler impersonator and not a Nazi

    • @warwatcher91
      @warwatcher91 4 года назад +8

      That's a low fucking bar dude.

  • @albesunim5603
    @albesunim5603 4 года назад +10

    The sheriff in Warren county Virginia. Removed himself 3 months prior to his possible re-election. He served 16 years. He said he wanted to leave the office in better shape than when he took office. This was 2 months before it was announced he was being investigated for his part in the embezzlement, along with another county employee and others, of over $25 million. When the dispatcher called him and said “ the boys are coming to pick you up “ he said okay I will be behind the shed. They found him there, dead. He put a bullet in his head. But he claimed prior to that that he was innocent.

  • @jayarby8494
    @jayarby8494 4 года назад +300

    Give Scott Wilkerson his own spin-off show.

    • @mr2981
      @mr2981 4 года назад +7

      @@ocpd23 I was like 'Hey, he looks a lot like Rob Corddry', and then 'Hey, that's Rob Corddry!"

    • @sinicalypse
      @sinicalypse 4 года назад

      No, please don't. Rob Corddry is too often painfully unfunny. SEE: Children's Hospital.

  • @sabertag6992
    @sabertag6992 4 года назад +217

    "And if the horse is down for it"
    He even gets consent. My man.

  • @AcheOfHead
    @AcheOfHead 4 года назад +358

    “That horse” has got nothing on the Akhal-Teke

    • @joelle4226
      @joelle4226 4 года назад +2

      that is a pretty cool horse

    • @fernandoherrera2256
      @fernandoherrera2256 4 года назад

      what's so special about it? it's just a horse

    • @hamzadawud
      @hamzadawud 4 года назад +25

      Points to you for referencing an older LWT segment!

    • @theevildrummingsithlord1492
      @theevildrummingsithlord1492 4 года назад

      @@fernandoherrera2256 There's an older episode where Erdogan (I think) had a massive obsession with horses.

    • @Charsy8
      @Charsy8 4 года назад +8

      @@theevildrummingsithlord1492 lol No, Erdogan is the president of Turkey. The episode referred to here is the one about Gurbanguly Berdimuhamedow - the president of Turkemnistan. (The Akhal-Teke is a Turkmen horse breed)

  • @kirstenornelas881
    @kirstenornelas881 4 года назад +6

    I'm just thankful for our sheriff. If it weren't for him my daughter wouldn't have been returned home to me after she disappeared with someone she met online. It was the scariest 3 days of my life not hearing a word from my 16 yr old. Thank goodness we have a sheriff willing to go above and beyond to find a child. He didn't say she was just a runaway or drag his feet he was on it and got ppl involved who got to her in time. I was told he actually broke some rules to make sure my child got home safe but when I asked him about it he just said he would do anything to make sure children were safe as he is a father himself and would be devestated to be in the same position with his daughters.

  • @linux750
    @linux750 4 года назад +493

    "i've done shows in every state, and I can say that some states shouldn't be states"
    - Lewis Black

    • @itsalongday
      @itsalongday 4 года назад +10

      Delaware

    • @jalderink
      @jalderink 4 года назад +8

      Texas.

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 года назад +9

      I'll guess he might mean Mississippi as one. Considering his unbridled "love" for Biloxi🤣

    • @jblue1622
      @jblue1622 4 года назад +5

      linux750 probably a bunch in the South, there’s a reason they keep on voting against their own self-interest and our self-interest, part of why you don’t like California and New York is because of the big corporate pigs who keep ruining things for the working class who make up most of both of those states

    • @ThatGuy-te9wh
      @ThatGuy-te9wh 4 года назад +1

      New York and California should both be territories.

  • @Studeb
    @Studeb 4 года назад +163

    Imagine being a sheriff that ends up in jail in a country where you can legally just pocket money meant to feed the prisoners, that is just greedy.

    • @tylerburney8576
      @tylerburney8576 4 года назад +7

      Let’s hope they go to their own underfunded jails.

    • @commanderinquif1527
      @commanderinquif1527 4 года назад +13

      Imagine being a cop who can seize your cash and belongings, for no real reason, without a trial or charges, and KEEP IT!!! Ooops, cops everywhere can and do it every day, everywhere.

    • @BillPalmer
      @BillPalmer 4 года назад

      Commander in Quif well, the department can, not the individual cops (I hope)

    • @Willis476
      @Willis476 4 года назад

      @@BillPalmer no cops do it not the department.Not all cops but some cops do it.Think about it,a person gets pulled over cop finds money and drugs.Tells the person you want to go home or jail.peson says home the cop says ok by.Keeps the money and drugs.Shit in my state the biggest city had a group of cops that robbed and sold drugs.

    • @RoaRCzar
      @RoaRCzar 4 года назад

      Tyler Burney they haven’t. My county sheriff ended up putting flat screens in the jail. Nobody around here even speaks about it.

  • @johnchessant3012
    @johnchessant3012 4 года назад +251

    Just to reiterate, remember to research down-ballot races, and vote! The more local the race, the more your one vote matters.

    • @catc8927
      @catc8927 4 года назад +32

      John Chessant Plus local race results and policy outcomes can immediately impact your life, often more than national policy.

    • @almoess4492
      @almoess4492 4 года назад

      Yeah vote for the next tyrant with a badge. That'll fix it all.

    • @asherikamichaela8425
      @asherikamichaela8425 4 года назад +1

      @@almoess4492 They're not all evil creeps. Just people like "Sherriff Joe."

  • @jefflabbecomedy
    @jefflabbecomedy Год назад +3

    Sure, that Sheriff's use of blackface was 10 years ago, but you have to remember that a southern "ten years ago" is an anywhere else "seventy five years ago"

  • @stephen0793
    @stephen0793 4 года назад +635

    OK, you've already watched the video. Go actually do what he said: Google your local sheriff race. Do the homework! And most importantly: don't vote for the sheriff who's "tough on crime", vote for the sheriff who believes in reform of our criminal justice system

    • @sfmc98
      @sfmc98 4 года назад +24

      It depends. Reform for the sake of reform is unproductive.

    • @markiab5817
      @markiab5817 4 года назад +5

      Get a voting voting buddy, or group together if you can. Print a sample ballot and work through that son of a bitch like your a real American lol.

    • @cocaineinmyvein
      @cocaineinmyvein 4 года назад +11

      "You should stay informed! And also blindly follow a policy from a random guys RUclips comment"

    • @Iffondrel
      @Iffondrel 4 года назад +16

      stephen0793 I wasn’t going to... but your comment convinced me to do my homework. Turns out the sheriff for my county got newly appointed after the last one retired, and this new guy is...pretty good? Hard to get enough info, but he seems pretty involved in overseeing cases of child abuse and domestic violence, which is good.

    • @Nerobyrne
      @Nerobyrne 4 года назад +25

      turns out, "tough on crime" actually makes more crime.
      That's because most crime happens due to desperation, and it turns out that putting dad in jail doesn't make a family less desperate.

  • @Leon_der_Luftige
    @Leon_der_Luftige 4 года назад +465

    Being Sheriff is all fun until some drifter with a big ol' hunting knife comes along, escapes your prison, lures the search group into an isolated forest and uses Vietcong style makeshift traps against you.

    • @samuelluria4744
      @samuelluria4744 4 года назад +54

      Neon Leon - His own fault. Drew first blood.

    • @batteryacidpopsicle
      @batteryacidpopsicle 4 года назад +22

      He just wanted a place to eat.

    • @yerrrrrrrr4567
      @yerrrrrrrr4567 4 года назад +3

      holup what is this reference from

    • @jonp3890
      @jonp3890 4 года назад +5

      Downside: Eating things that would make a billy goat puke.

    • @koopatroopa187
      @koopatroopa187 4 года назад +7

      The Sheriff shouldn't have been pushing him.

  • @Friendlybot9000
    @Friendlybot9000 4 года назад +9

    “Feces on the wall, blood everywhere” is literally a description of a containment chamber of an SCP.

  • @segaiuolo
    @segaiuolo 4 года назад +758

    Children, talk to your parents about sheriff election!

    • @krinka1458
      @krinka1458 4 года назад +10

      *pretends to watch traffic*

    • @frimi8593
      @frimi8593 4 года назад +10

      @Ken Elliott yeah you hear that kids? you don't get to have an opinion about what this adult calls "grown up stuff" for some reason until you start needing to pay people! What's that, you ask? "Why?" Well I would answer you, but thats a grown up thing and definitely not totally arbitrarily made up to shut down the voices of people that I might disagree with, so I won't tell you.

    • @saxx9088
      @saxx9088 4 года назад +1

      Ken Elliott talk to your kids about fucking idiots

    • @gamepocalypsegaming278
      @gamepocalypsegaming278 4 года назад +1

      They said one vote wouldn’t work

  • @bluegreenglue6565
    @bluegreenglue6565 4 года назад +66

    Boy, is my teenage son going to be baffled when I sit him down this evening and attempt to talk to him about felony embezzlement.

    • @chezmoi42
      @chezmoi42 4 года назад +6

      Follow up with slugs. Or pugs, if you're not from the Northwest.

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 года назад

      OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!)
      SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG.
      POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc.
      THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.
      ex: the ROBBER BARONS of the late 1800s America... had to hire PRIVATE SECURITY b/c they were stealing, uh, making so much money off the helpless citizenry. "Wait a minute!" said one Robber Baron, "WHY are we paying for our OWN security? Let's create a PUBLIC security force that protects us, but make the IDIOT TAXPAYERS fund it!!!" No joke. Police are LITERALLY a Criminal Enterprise in EVERY way, under current laws. But wimps like John Oliver, funded by The Establishment, pussyfoots around this super-mafia. (EX: cops rape women EVERY day in Amerikkka, and no one cares!!) (When they've busted rapist cops, it always turns out that everyone knew and everyone looked the other way!)
      ALL OF AMERICA'S HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THE ENEMY OF POLICE!!! HOW THE F did everyone ignore that minor fact? (OR that the Founding Fathers were FUGITIVES from police and had they NOT resisted arrest... we'd still be an English colony!!)

    • @winter_silhouette
      @winter_silhouette 4 года назад +1

      @@dumpygoodness4086 good rant but nonsensical

    • @Sigart
      @Sigart 4 года назад +1

      @@dumpygoodness4086 Uh... that made no sense, I hope you know that?

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 года назад

      @@Sigart ME: "My critics are always illiterate cro-mags"
      YOU: "I literally have no idea what you just wrote!"
      I think we are done here!
      We agree to agree!

  • @peterporkeresq.2817
    @peterporkeresq.2817 4 года назад +1683

    Only an "American" will use _Intelligent_ as an insult.

    • @Fr4ncM
      @Fr4ncM 4 года назад +172

      Shut up, you cunning intellectual! You disgust me!

    • @WardNightstone
      @WardNightstone 4 года назад +90

      nono only a RED CAP American will use that as an insult

    • @markpoidvin5382
      @markpoidvin5382 4 года назад +151

      And it is the only country on earth where " you're anti war" is an insult. And I am not exaggerating nor using hyperbole one bit.

    • @gabe8138
      @gabe8138 4 года назад +4

      Mark Poidvin I mean I doubt that to be completely honest.

    • @KaladinVegapunk
      @KaladinVegapunk 4 года назад +44

      Yeeeeah.. I miss the days when the intelligent, smart people of the country led the way. Not the ignorant bible thumpers and hicks that hate educated people and think if you're not a coal mining good ol boy you can't be trusted

  • @ranelgallardo7031
    @ranelgallardo7031 4 года назад +92

    This was the last show with a studio audience 😭

    • @saupreinmadl3391
      @saupreinmadl3391 3 года назад +2

      Press 'F' to pay respekt ...

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 3 года назад +2

      @@saupreinmadl3391 I know they’ll be back with an audience maybe next year, but I checked this was the last one with a crowd

    • @dgbrownnt
      @dgbrownnt 3 года назад +4

      It honestly startled me a little when I heard the audience

    • @shellbmgo1310
      @shellbmgo1310 3 года назад

      @@ranelgallardo7031 oof

    • @ranelgallardo7031
      @ranelgallardo7031 3 года назад +1

      @@shellbmgo1310 They’re back now but this was the last one before COVID started in America.

  • @wyntrefrostfoot2630
    @wyntrefrostfoot2630 4 года назад +318

    I'm so sad that my sheriff didn't get included in this. Clayton County, Georgia... sheriff Victor Hill. He accidentally shot his girlfriend while showing off for her, and that's only the beginning of his hijinks! He runs *opposed* every election, but the people in our county just adore him. Honestly, he deserves his own segment. I will say he texts traffic updates, and I like that. As long as I don't date him, I'm probably safe from him, so...

    • @Kilroy-was-here
      @Kilroy-was-here 4 года назад +13

      Lets just hope Shannon isn't your real name.

    • @ubon11
      @ubon11 4 года назад +4

      He doesn’t fit Oliver’s narrative. If Sheriff Hill was white, for sure he’d get a mention. But John Oliver, while very funny and entertaining, does nothing but virtue signal in all of his stories.

    • @FtwNil
      @FtwNil 4 года назад +5

      @@ubon11
      Funny? Entertaining?

    • @FrancisBehnen
      @FrancisBehnen 4 года назад +16

      @Lesbian Amazon Sister wait what? European here, you have to vote for the same party for president and sherif? Is this a bot commenting?

    • @andrewbarker9840
      @andrewbarker9840 4 года назад +7

      My uncle got locked up in Clayton County last year. He said Victor Hill was the worse Sheriff he’d ever seen, and he was extremely power crazy. Said he make inmates in County Fold their toilet paper into a “V” on the roll.

  • @Gagaloopony
    @Gagaloopony 4 года назад +301

    Fun Fact: The first part of the "one hit wouldn't hurt" ad was taken from a PSA produced by the Church of Scientology

    • @jsmith1576
      @jsmith1576 4 года назад +17

      Yikes

    • @mandomann8411
      @mandomann8411 4 года назад +6

      Thanks Castiel, say hi to God for me

    • @GladG
      @GladG 4 года назад +3

      Definitely you would know this fun fact Cass.

    • @unsaintedparanormaltm2959
      @unsaintedparanormaltm2959 4 года назад +1

      Castiel .The Angel fuck my old sheriff. He’s a worthless piece of shit

  • @JohnDrummondPhoto
    @JohnDrummondPhoto 4 года назад +248

    Steven Seagal is only a ceremonial sheriff's deputy as there is no documentation that he completed academy training or has California Peace Officer Standards and Training (POST) certification. However, Shaquille O'Neal did graduate from the L.A. County Sheriff Academy, has been a reserve police officer in the Miami Beach PD, and is currently a sheriff's deputy in Clayton County, Georgia. Plus, he's still actually liked and respected in this country.

    • @wynwilliams6977
      @wynwilliams6977 4 года назад +14

      Seagal actually was a sheriff's deputy, he didn't get any real training for it but they used a legal loophole and basically deputised him

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 года назад +6

      How dare you besmirch the good name of Steven Seagal.🤣

    • @wynwilliams6977
      @wynwilliams6977 4 года назад +19

      @@bpal7006 :) didn't he run off to Russia after being accused of multiple sex assaults and is now Putins pet he rolls out for fun sometimes? he always was a fraud

    • @bpal7006
      @bpal7006 4 года назад +6

      @@wynwilliams6977 That sound about right. :)

    • @makeadifference4all
      @makeadifference4all 4 года назад +8

      I go to Clayton County every summer. Now I want to do a crime there just to get a Shaq Attack 🤣

  • @PlagueOfWasps
    @PlagueOfWasps 4 года назад +25

    Hearing a live audience right now feels bizarre.

  • @Ash-uu8ow
    @Ash-uu8ow 4 года назад +328

    Fun fact: The coroner has more power than the Sheriff. He's the only one that can arrest him.

    • @unclenez51
      @unclenez51 4 года назад +8

      There is another person just re-appointed in Vermont

    • @Leo-xz7tv
      @Leo-xz7tv 4 года назад +10

      The Corona?

    • @WeDwellinaFiefdom
      @WeDwellinaFiefdom 4 года назад +9

      Coroners can arrest?

    • @terria.2581
      @terria.2581 4 года назад +71

      I just googled this little gem of a fact. This is weirdly a really cool fact. It's not everywhere but in the majority of places this is a special power granted to coroners for some odd reason. Learn something new everyday.

    • @deosamriel0
      @deosamriel0 4 года назад +43

      Wtf...
      Really....
      Whoever made these laws must have been drinking moonshine when they made them.....

  • @TheMeatballMen
    @TheMeatballMen 4 года назад +255

    I looked up my Sheriff and Im pretty happy. David P. Hutchinson of Hennepin County, MN and he just recently beat a shitty sheriff that held that spot for 12 years. Hutchinson is implementing some progressive policies and in general seems to be a very thoughtful, transparent, and well-liked individual. So Ill be paying more attention now to make sure he keeps up his good actions.
    Thanks for the heads up on sheriffs John Oliver team! Im just glad my sheriff isnt a shithead

    • @no_peace
      @no_peace 4 года назад +4

      That's great. Our sheriff is new. The reform guy lost. The new one did a smear campaign online and told the gun humpers that the reform guy (a hunter and veteran) wanted to take their guns

    • @jackmack4181
      @jackmack4181 4 года назад +1

      How bad was the previous sheriff

    • @argolake8623
      @argolake8623 4 года назад +1

      Ooh I didn’t have to look it up, I just had to skim the comments, hooray! I swear though, I did look everybody up when I voted.

    • @h0lly_blue
      @h0lly_blue 4 года назад +1

      @@orilion1820 bold of you to assume he's just now realizing it rather than doing research

    • @videohound2005
      @videohound2005 4 года назад +2

      Another Minnesotan, nice to meet you.

  • @zraashaq
    @zraashaq 4 года назад +90

    John, does Adam Driver know you're cheating on him with That Horse?

  • @eleonarcrimson858
    @eleonarcrimson858 4 года назад +637

    Person: "I am not advocating for violence..'
    People: GUYS he is DEFINITELY advocating for violence.

    • @somkit9102
      @somkit9102 4 года назад +25

      Person: "I'm not racist, but..."
      People: He is definitely going to say something racist.

    • @sebastianschoefl
      @sebastianschoefl 4 года назад +7

      *It‘s always sunny theme starts playing*

    • @sebastianschoefl
      @sebastianschoefl 4 года назад

      *It‘s always sunny theme starts playing*

    • @aldenheterodyne2833
      @aldenheterodyne2833 4 года назад +2

      I'm not advocating for violence, but I think ice cream is nice.
      (The joke is supposed to be that eating ice cream is the least violent thing I could think of)

    • @fdub301
      @fdub301 4 года назад

      flip flop did the horse grow up on a slave plantation in your mind?

  • @mcmarkmarkson7115
    @mcmarkmarkson7115 4 года назад +74

    I swear that I was 100% sure no news from the US could surprise me any longer "Women cries for help in prison as she gave birth on her own" Dayum you did it again!

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 4 года назад +2

      And that was in the Bay Area too! Alameda county is in the East Bay and encompasses a huge area. Most notably Alameda, Oakland, Fremont and Berkeley

    • @roguishpaladin
      @roguishpaladin 4 года назад +3

      The thing that really makes me sad is that this happened in Alameda County. You know, where Oakland is located, in California? That should demonstrate that failure to provide sufficient oversight of sheriffs is not a liberal/conservative problem. If Oakland can't do this, and if, for example, San Jose can't vote out Sheriff Laurie Smith, who allows mentally ill inmates to be beaten to death in their cell and who hands out concealed weapon permits at a priority to those who donate to her campaign...then how can we citizens of the United States consider ourselves worthy of democracy?

  • @OhighOSkater
    @OhighOSkater 4 года назад +72

    Our ex Sheriff, Pat Kelly, here in Athens, Ohio was found guilty of engaging in a pattern of corrupt activity and 17 other charges. He also got away with a lot of other stuff and so did his creep of a son

    • @Dolby109
      @Dolby109 4 года назад +1

      Is that the place where he would write false speeding tickets to every non-local passing through? A friend of mine got busted around there (he said near Hocking Hills) for doing 55 in a 35, despite deliberately slowing down before the 35 zone, and he hired a lawyer and the lawyer said it was commonplace and the town was notorious for it's corrupt police/sheriff.

    • @OhighOSkater
      @OhighOSkater 4 года назад

      Dolby109 Yes I’m pretty sure you’re talking about the Nelsonville area. Before they finished the bypass, you used to have to go through town there to get to Columbus from Athens. It was 55 and then switched to 35. I don’t remember there being a sign to warn people about the drop in speed. There is a lot of that around here

  • @jessicadeines
    @jessicadeines 3 года назад +4

    I just want to point out, I am a phD Computer Scientist and a parent that became addicted to opioid medicine after having severe pain from pre-cancer growths in my digestive track. I was addicted for 3 years and overdosed 2x...so I guess I was not worth saving as only low life's struggle with this. Been clean for 2.5 years now but would not even be here if he was my sheriff.

    • @Samantha_yyz
      @Samantha_yyz 2 года назад

      Congrats on staying clean!

    • @ajelder6822
      @ajelder6822 2 года назад

      @Lance Jess Elias: thx for sharing (dig sarcasm/wry humor..protect that-humor saves :) so does remission frm pain. I hope pcg's lost ur "address"...Almost forgot the unsolicited advice..let's see, oh yeah. "Don't take any of it personally, it's not u, it's..(drumroll pls)..pure..CAPITALISM (!) Compliments of FDA, Sackler fam, lobbyists/congress ppl,doctors, pharmacists, drug reps, law enforcement, others w/o moral/ethical leg to stand on-nor judge on..do try to go easy on'm..after all, even rightwing criminally wealthy, opportunistic skeeves gotta eat..(BA-BAM !!) :D

  • @Ominousheat
    @Ominousheat 4 года назад +118

    "Talk to your kids about felony embezzlement" proof that the best comedy writes itself.

    • @matthewbritton2790
      @matthewbritton2790 4 года назад +4

      Also, not a bad thing to talk to them about.

    • @jovanrivera5468
      @jovanrivera5468 4 года назад

      He said that line as I was reading this for the first time 😂

  • @mooselove
    @mooselove 4 года назад +167

    I want to see more “honest” confessional sheriff ads!!

    • @dumpygoodness4086
      @dumpygoodness4086 4 года назад +2

      OLIVER IS NAIVE. (If this were 1936 Germany, he'd say SOME Nazis are bad!)
      SHERIFF LITERALLY MEANS CRIMINAL THUG.
      POLICE WERE LITERALLY CREATED BY EMPERORs, DIRTY POLITICIANS, THE ROBBER BARONS, KKK JUDGES, etc.
      THE RICH CREATED POLICE TO PROTECT THE RICH FROM US LITTLE PEOPLE who are robbed by this SUPER-MAFIA every day.
      ex: the ROBBER BARONS of the late 1800s America... had to hire PRIVATE SECURITY b/c they were stealing, uh, making so much money off the helpless citizenry. "Wait a minute!" said one Robber Baron, "WHY are we paying for our OWN security? Let's create a PUBLIC security force that protects us, but make the IDIOT TAXPAYERS fund it!!!" No joke. Police are LITERALLY a Criminal Enterprise in EVERY way, under current laws. But wimps like John Oliver, funded by The Establishment, pussyfoots around this super-mafia. (EX: cops rape women EVERY day in Amerikkka, and no one cares!!) (When they've busted rapist cops, it always turns out that everyone knew and everyone looked the other way!)
      ALL OF AMERICA'S HOLIDAYS ARE FOR THE ENEMY OF POLICE!!! HOW THE F did everyone ignore that minor fact? (OR that the Founding Fathers were FUGITIVES from police and had they NOT resisted arrest... we'd still be an English colony!!)

    • @milos1967
      @milos1967 4 года назад

      Dumpy Goodness I'm glad to see some wacky long rants in youtube comments sections that I actually agree with.