Intention. Smoothness just comes naturally to him, which is why he fails miserably at flirting - because he's *trying* to be smooth. But in general conversation he's not thinking too hard and says what he feels in the moment
You never know when you might have to do some... calibrations. lmao But yeah, they should have given them the whole Turian outfits, the one's you see on non-combat Turians in the city.
Here's a interesting fact guys. When I did my Paragon Male Shepard, I mostly took Garrus with me to my missions. And when I got the Ending, which was Synthesis, Garrus was the one, who putted Shepard's name onto the Memorial Wall and shared a hug with EDI. I got surprised and pleased, to see my Bromance honor Shepard.
@@Amlaeuxrai - They really have that? I'm surprised Bioware even bothered considering that Garrus was and still is *the* most popular squadmate across all three games 😂
I love how Turians are described as ugly to humans or hated, and humans aren't as attractive to Turians since we have no head crests or carapace. Humans outside and a little inside the games Turians like Garrus make human women go "DADDY"
Garrus is more in love with Fem-Shep than any other video character has ever felt love. Hell, he's up there from any character in media. Like, the way Turk loves Carla. The way Gomez loves Morticia. The way JD loves Turk.
Oooh... So many years ago a friend of mine couldn't stop talking about Mass Effect series and how I should give it a try and how awesome Garrus is. I remember me googling that Garrus and thinking "ew, a dinosaur? People are nuts" A few years later I was already past finishing the trilogy and reading all Femshep/Garrus fanfiction I could find 😂
also, gotta love the editing on the video. not everyone can show garrus being a dork in roleplay and have a smash cut to him smashing a man to the wall.
7:49 LOVE when he pauses to clear his throat here. adds so much to the delivery and says so much about him in general without the need to say anything at all. man i love this turian an unhealthy amount
One of the things I hate about andromeda is how they just didn't animate turian faces like they did in the original trilogy. Like the scrunchy bunny nose and the mandible flares whenever they pronounce "th" sounds. Ugh its so cute, I cant stop watching the expressions 😭
My femshep on accident didn't get with anyone in the first game (not right convo choices at right time), and when I had an inkling you could romance Garrus (I didn't know for sure you could) I was over the moon and so in love. Sadly I thought he'd be a suitable security specialist and he died via a rocket to the face. I was so genuinely shocked and upset I had to put the game down for a while. In ME3 she never romanced anybody, they weren't Garrus 💔
Garrus: "Then we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the vids." Shepard: "You mean the vids of us fighting the reapers, right?"
I’m bisexual, but fem shep and Garrus is the only straight straight romance I’ll take over a gay one in a heartbeat. I don’t know why but their relationship feels queer to me.
Fun fact: in me3 you can make garrus have +220% dmg with assault rifle meaning he is probably the most optimal choice to bring in ME3 insanity difficulty
Shepard and Garrus relationship level: infinite trust Like when Shepard finda hin in ME2 not knowing hes archangel And he has a helmet on and knows she doenst recognise him that way and is not entirely sure why she is there but still absolutely cool with her behind him, armed, because he knows she won't shoot him Or how he reminds her about hiw awful Cerberus is and still comes along Maybe eveb bwvause of that And how in ME3 he literally holds ahepard over an abyss ro kiss her and she's fine with that They are so perfect for each other So absolutely perfect Also Shepard normally Can do anything BUT dancing Shepard with Garrus Can dance I love how they are only truly perfect together There's no Shepard without Vakarian Love that sentence so so so so much Makes me cry every rime
Also funny how he jokes how krigan women and Shepard find scars attractive And then later is genuinely surprised when it seems he was right with that statement 😂
My all time fav video game character. Garrus is an awkward yet genuine loyal and sweet fuckin maniacal badass with a penchant to be quite suave as well as a smart ass. How could you ask for a better character?
I'm a 100% straight dude, just here to pick up some tips from the G Dog. I do have a nice deep voice (although without the autmoatic layering and low pass filter, lucky bastard), so I'm definitely using this. But Garrus is one of my favorite video game bromances, and I'm glad he does as well with a Fem Shep.
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"Garrus lines that make my panties hit the floor" **every Garrus line in the entire trilogy**
YES. 🤣
Every time he’s on screen
@@arondudas6208I think he made it pretty clear
THIIIIIIIIS!
And all out of order 😆
"Maybe even find out what a turian-human baby looks like."
I'M BARKING.
My god, how is he so smooth and so awkward at the same time?
Intention. Smoothness just comes naturally to him, which is why he fails miserably at flirting - because he's *trying* to be smooth. But in general conversation he's not thinking too hard and says what he feels in the moment
Like an ice skater and a bull in a china shop
@@White_ops_arcadeThat....explains everything
Thats why he's my favorite romance in the trilogy, seconded only by Liara and thats only because you can get her starting in the 1st game.
That's what draws me to him. It's adorable. ❤
FemShep: You’re wearing… that to bed?
Garrus: *THE ARMOR STAYS ON!*
FemShep: well, armor dont interfere on your reach tho.
What? He's wearing protection.
My sheperd: *in full terminus armor * we do this the krogan way
@@phantomwraith1984
There's no Garrus Jr so it clearly worked
Garrus: To falling in love with the ship's captain!
Joker: To falling in love with the ship!
Also joker: MY pelvis
@@austinbutcher8106Honestly we never see Joker break a bone, so who knows?
@@blueturtle3623 he broke his ribs in me2 when normady crashed
@@blueturtle3623 Mordin gave him tips to make it safe.
@@blueturtle3623maybe Mordin cured him
I understand why but I always hated seeing garrus in my bed armored up, at least shirtless or something haha
He stays combat ready all the time, we just have to accept it
The armour stays ON during sex
You never know when you might have to do some... calibrations. lmao But yeah, they should have given them the whole Turian outfits, the one's you see on non-combat Turians in the city.
I want to see his junk! 😭
The project variety mod does add that.
Here's a interesting fact guys. When I did my Paragon Male Shepard, I mostly took Garrus with me to my missions. And when I got the Ending, which was Synthesis, Garrus was the one, who putted Shepard's name onto the Memorial Wall and shared a hug with EDI. I got surprised and pleased, to see my Bromance honor Shepard.
Bros before hoes… W Bromance
@@Amlaeuxrai - They really have that? I'm surprised Bioware even bothered considering that Garrus was and still is *the* most popular squadmate across all three games 😂
If you don’t romance anyone in the game, the companion you took on the most missions is the one who memorialized you
@@RageCreati0n
Makes sense, since I took Garrus on the majority of my missions.
@@Trogani thinly veiled sexism, bro code doesn't exist
Whoever wrote the lines for garrus flirting was on some high octane shit, and im all here for it.
Nah bro fr mans was talking about retiring and putting a baby in you like omg😳😳
I love how Turians are described as ugly to humans or hated, and humans aren't as attractive to Turians since we have no head crests or carapace. Humans outside and a little inside the games Turians like Garrus make human women go "DADDY"
Human men too…
@@aaronlosey7201lmfao was about to say this
What's the turian term for daddy?
@@BehelitZero "Father"
Turians respect the authority.
It feels like half of this video is Garrus beating the dogshit out of Harkin, and I am here for it every time.
Garrus is more in love with Fem-Shep than any other video character has ever felt love.
Hell, he's up there from any character in media. Like, the way Turk loves Carla. The way Gomez loves Morticia. The way JD loves Turk.
This is an underrated comment. ❤
Daddy?
Garrus: Yeah definitely
Me: **laughing hysterically **
As a straight man, I can confirm... Garrus' voice does have that effect
Smooth criminal energy
Now listen I'm not gay, buutttt
He's the reason I realised I'm gay lol
"as a straight man" im gonna come back in 5 years and see if ya still say that
@marsar1775 don't be a creep, some people can enjoy something they wouldn't fuck, like a lesbian posting man butt
That look FemShepard gave Garrus when he looked at turian girl on the dance floor, it's just killed me
LOL..like she wanted to say what....lol.
Best not to wear panties at all when Garrus is around
but you might wanna take a mop with you
But my chair would be soaked through to the bone
@snowrinaride4287 im literally crying and its 11pm rn
@@snowrinaride4287Your chair has bones?
It’s a bone chair, I sit on a throne of bones
I love how the voice actor sounds like he’s purring with every sentence. Really sells the cat, bird dinosaur alien vibe.
It helps that all the turians get that bass reverb done to their voices.
just don't look up the video showing what mass effect alien languages actually sound like... Turians are such gremlins
Best part of that "crazy boyfriend" moment is Zaeeds sudden commentary, though. Man is a LEGEND.
Zaeed has the best one liners. Hell between him, Garrus, and Wrex, they have some of the best bro moments in any game.
"Shepard, I... love you, too" does something to me
Same. It makes me sob uncontrollably while I load up Mass Effect for the 1000th time.
Rule of thumb
If your male Shepard, you make Garrus your BRO
If your female Shepard, you make Garrus your BOO
Maleshep gets Garrus as a bro, and romances Tali.
Femshep gets Tali as a gal pal, and romances Garrus.
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As I guy, I always play as fem Shepard so I can romance Garrus lol (Also prefer Jennifer Hale)
@@that_weird_neighbor_7185Jennifer Hale solos, based.
@@TacoWrath95 This should be canon
2:48 that little sound he makes before he says mood swings is the cutest thing ever oml
Best character in ME, also the best companion, also the best romance. The stars alighned perfectly for him and us
he looks so cute with Tali thooo
"Come back alive. It'd be an awfully empty galaxy without you." - reminds me of what Fenris told Hawke (if you romance him) from Dragon Age 2
My all time favorite romance omg
it's clear we all have a type. the fenris/garrus pipeline... bioware knows wtf theyre doing 🥵
"can your pants hit the floor later? i am the middle of some calibrations"
😆🥰
Definitely underrated comment)
7:18 EXCUSE ME? How did I never hear this line? And he says it in front of EVERYONE too ohmigosh
When he mentions the turban human baby, every time without fail, I fucking choke
Got me feelin some type of way😳
Everyone who knows Garrus also knows his rizz only works with humans, not with female turians oof
And… on occasion it works for Quarians too
I never knew his questlines where so vivid. Actually felt like a woman's romance novel. He is hot.
Garrus really did have sex in armour. I don't know If I am concerned or not.
safe sex 🤷🏻♀️
@@namerucherry 🤣🤣
shepard told him they needed protection, i guess he didn't quite understand what she meant
@@namerucherryxtreme safe sex
3:32 Garrus fucking YELLING is crazy I did NOT hear him do this.
Oooh... So many years ago a friend of mine couldn't stop talking about Mass Effect series and how I should give it a try and how awesome Garrus is. I remember me googling that Garrus and thinking "ew, a dinosaur? People are nuts"
A few years later I was already past finishing the trilogy and reading all Femshep/Garrus fanfiction I could find 😂
also, gotta love the editing on the video. not everyone can show garrus being a dork in roleplay and have a smash cut to him smashing a man to the wall.
2:20 OH OKAY I GUESS I MISSED THIS LINE LMAOOO
Me too, I need more context!
@@compactcrab71 It's a talk about possible Shep/Garrus kids in the future, in the last banter right next to endgame.
I am so dissapointed that I never found this
To get it, you have to tell Garrus you don't want kids (Impossible)
I've played all three games several times, and I've never heard the "Daddy's rifle collection" line before!
7:49 LOVE when he pauses to clear his throat here. adds so much to the delivery and says so much about him in general without the need to say anything at all. man i love this turian an unhealthy amount
"My girl "
me: * feral noises*
god, the writing on this turian is the best.
One of the things I hate about andromeda is how they just didn't animate turian faces like they did in the original trilogy. Like the scrunchy bunny nose and the mandible flares whenever they pronounce "th" sounds. Ugh its so cute, I cant stop watching the expressions 😭
I'm a guy and Garrus's voice makes my panties drop!
1:24
I’m still not convinced he didn’t just grab Shep’s ass
Only a real gigachad sleeps with a woman while in full combat armor.
Sheperd probably told him to keep it on
Damn, I understand why people love Garrus now
Garrus is one of the few characters that makes the panties always hit the floor,
My femshep on accident didn't get with anyone in the first game (not right convo choices at right time), and when I had an inkling you could romance Garrus (I didn't know for sure you could) I was over the moon and so in love. Sadly I thought he'd be a suitable security specialist and he died via a rocket to the face. I was so genuinely shocked and upset I had to put the game down for a while. In ME3 she never romanced anybody, they weren't Garrus 💔
NOOOO☹️
Why didn’t you reload an older save? I did that to save jack
How did you not romance anyone in 1? I did a playthrough where I didn't talk to anyone and still had the gelousy convo.
@@heftyhadrosaur8740jealousy convo between who?
Ik romance in ME1 is basically "lets bang okay" but you have to at least talk to your squadmates
Literally me but with Tali, killed on suicide mission by seeker swarms 🥲
His voice so hot
Garrus: "Then we're going to retire somewhere warm and tropical and live off the royalties from the vids."
Shepard: "You mean the vids of us fighting the reapers, right?"
The look of pure horror on my coworkers face when they saw the first clip 😂😅😅 bro I was not expecting that
0:14 male shepherd what are you doing here the player chose me.
I'm thinking you REALLY like watching Garrus whoop Harkin's ass 😂
Garrus is either your best badass bro or your awkward yet smooth boyfriend
I'm a lesbian, but damn does Garrus make me question my homosexuality.
Same! Which is why I can’t for the life of me chose between Garrus and Liara
I’m bisexual, but fem shep and Garrus is the only straight straight romance I’ll take over a gay one in a heartbeat. I don’t know why but their relationship feels queer to me.
@@cassidywoodliff I suppose there is a queerness to it, never thought about that before. Hmm.
I'm a straight man, and I will confirm, he has a similar effect on me
We are all bisexual for Garrus
Garrus was born in this armor?
Along with his sniper.
He came out of the womb calibrating.
You included all my favorite parts…this is now my new fave vid of Garrus romance
Bro got the rizz.
The rizzler
1:47 I can not imagine the back pain that comes with sleeping in that armor XD
2:19 I DON'T REMEMBER THIS LINE. WHAT.
How is it possible for me to love Garrus even more than I already did after this?
you literally have to say no to wanting kids. i want his babies tho ☹️☹️☹️
@@MadaraUchiha-.._ That explains. I would never say no to Garrus.
Never knew he's a smooth criminal. I now respect him even more.
Fuck I’m 100% straight but even I’m bricked up 🤣
Man if there’s one thing Mass Effect has shown me:
Garrus confirms my heterosexuality
Default FemShep makes me question it
Contrarian opinion: I prefer the bromance, both as male and femShep but I fully acknowledge his pantie dropping skills.
No playthrough of ME is complete without Wrex and Garrus.
Agreed. As femShep, I prefer him as my bro, my best friend. But he was given the best lines, panty-dropping definitely.
@@im_flatNot even Renegade Shepard can shoot Wrex. Dropping him in one shot seems so out of place, and Wreave just feels like a place holder.
@@im_flati love those two so much
2:38 it was how fast you clicked "I love you" for me
I know **technically** Shepard outranks Garrus, but he can be my "commanding officer" anytime
The only thing in this galaxy that can make Shepard dance with any rhythm
1:48 “sorry babe, the full body armor stays on during”
Tbh him rigging the apartment with Zaeed was touching to me he cares
Fun fact: in me3 you can make garrus have +220% dmg with assault rifle meaning he is probably the most optimal choice to bring in ME3 insanity difficulty
Shepard and Garrus relationship level: infinite trust
Like when Shepard finda hin in ME2 not knowing hes archangel
And he has a helmet on and knows she doenst recognise him that way and is not entirely sure why she is there but still absolutely cool with her behind him, armed, because he knows she won't shoot him
Or how he reminds her about hiw awful Cerberus is and still comes along
Maybe eveb bwvause of that
And how in ME3 he literally holds ahepard over an abyss ro kiss her and she's fine with that
They are so perfect for each other
So absolutely perfect
Also
Shepard normally
Can do anything BUT dancing
Shepard with Garrus
Can dance
I love how they are only truly perfect together
There's no Shepard without Vakarian
Love that sentence so so so so much
Makes me cry every rime
Male Shepard says that too. Best brother for sure
Also funny how he jokes how krigan women and Shepard find scars attractive
And then later is genuinely surprised when it seems he was right with that statement 😂
I love how bioware made me in love seggsy alien garrus and egghead edgy elf solas
I love how Mark Meer voices half of the male NPC's
My all time fav video game character. Garrus is an awkward yet genuine loyal and sweet fuckin maniacal badass with a penchant to be quite suave as well as a smart ass. How could you ask for a better character?
I wish garrus would slam me into a wall like he did with Harkin🤤
4:29 Torfan renegade Shep was about to kill lol
Garrus is the best character in the series. Even as a dude I can’t help but fall for Garrus
I really wish male shep could’ve got a piece of Garrus
Garrus compilations heal my soul 🥺
There's no Shepard without Vakarian.
Never.
he's like "i'll step on your throat" but also "idk what to do when really like girl" I AM WEAK FOR HIM
2:19 jokes on us he was referring to himself and our adopted tank bred krogan son
I'm so late for the party but I'm glad I joined.
This version of FemShep is literally the only other way besides default Shep as how I see FemShep.
I love you.
@@namerucherry I love you more.
I was not ready for that first clip, took me tf out 😂
So who else is here because they fell hopelessly in love with Sharp-as-Night from ESO and desperately needed more of that voice actor
When banging shep, battle armor in bed is a must
Show of hands, who wants more scenes like... well, *all of this* in video games?
l love garrus and his voice be downright orgasmic
Not Shepherd and Garrus forming the main alliance between the Turians and Humans.
"Never knew you had a weakness for men with scars."
Just you, boo, just you.
OMG the tango
"That doesn't sound like my girl" MADE ME WEAK
5:47
Me:Yes Daddy
😂😂😂
One of the coolest voices in game history.
6:03 One of my favorite limes from him.
"The power armor stays on in bed"
Honestly this games was great but I don't miss it as much as I missed Garrus. Leave it to bioware to make you miss their characters😂
Where in the world did you get the "Never do that again line" at 5:47?
it’s at the end of the Leviathan DLC
I love how a lot of these are just acts of violence against scumbags that deserve it. Because Y E S
Soooo all of his lines. 😂
I thought I would learn wisdom here, but all I have learned is that I have to be able to copy that voice.
Garrus my beloved
I'm a 100% straight dude, just here to pick up some tips from the G Dog. I do have a nice deep voice (although without the autmoatic layering and low pass filter, lucky bastard), so I'm definitely using this. But Garrus is one of my favorite video game bromances, and I'm glad he does as well with a Fem Shep.
The armoured up snuggles! 🤣
0:27 the only time you ever see Garrus holding a pistol.