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Every garrus girl needs a tali guy

The "man emergency" is one of my favourite lines from this game, let alone any video game.

1:06 oh my god, I've never heard this one because I almost always pick Paragon lines with companions. Absolutely incredible

Ooof the hold this man has had on me since the beginning is almost unhealthy he makes me so feral 😂

"At 3am" Me watching this at 1am: *Reality can be whatever I want*

STEEEEEVE😭 you sure? 🤨

1:48 “sorry babe, the full body armor stays on during”

I think these memes were made by a 3 yr old.

5:07 Yeah. It got personal then. I just got Talis picture before that mission too. I'm glad clone Shepherd didn't break it. Still renegade that mission.

4:40 Just wait until you get a Particle rifle in 2156 or Remtech weapons in 2819.

LOL why did he headbutt him. I'm giving myslef a little teaser since i jsut bought the game but he is funny asf. he jsut been beating up the same dude the whole video.

This trilogy is a treasure trove of S-rank dialogue.

Is that wreave? Ew

9:20 😂😂

The only real flub with the Shepherd writing is regarding the stupid forced antagonist Kai Leng or whatever. That last conversation really needed a Don draper style "I don't think of you at all" option.

Holy hell I have never seen that Wrex and Garrus one at 2:57 that was gold

Didn't expect the Detroit Become Human moment.

one that always got me for some reason was Admiral Anderson saying "hell you spoke to one then blew the da*n thing up." just his delivery is beautiful

IMO, Control is the best if Shepards romancing Liara. Asari reproduction is based on electrical singals, so Shepard just has to pull an EDI and construct herself an advanced body in order to have those little blue children. She has embraced eternity in her lifespan, so she can embrace eternity with Liara for the next millennia. And unlike in the destroy route, no synthetics (EDI and the Geth) will be harmed in the making of those children.

So I'm finishing up my PS5 first playthrough of the legendary collection which is a primarily renegade Shepherd because I am saving most of the renegade parts for femshep. Edit: I think I'm also going to have to get grunt first because that Jack is small is hilariously funny

Personally i prefer the "That was for Thane, you son of a bitch!" line over "No gunship this time, you son of a bitch". Especially considering I've never had a playthrough where Thane doesn't save the councilor lol

What a great way to end the video.😆

0:50 i was one of those lesbians

"Express or Coach" And, in ME2 after you Renegade QuickTime headbutt the Krogan "You.... You Dare..." "HAAAA! I like this human!! He/She understands"

Fem Shep is only Shep

Everyone's impressions of Liara are 10/10 🤪

An old friend of mine was playing ME and then I saw Garrus. That was it 😂 I fell in love with the whole series. ME 2 is my favorite game but ME 3 is my second favorite. I'd love to see videos about how Garrus is the best partner for Sheppard. This might be completely biased (and selfish on my part lol), but I think Garrus or Thane are the best romance choices. And of course, your meme compilations are Godly and I'd love to see more. Happy to be here 😘

5:54

rag n bone man casually killing 300,000 batarians

Nah, “this store discriminates against the poor” have no emotion from femShep 😢

"You're working too hard." Bzzzzzt!

im standing RIGHT HERE

5:23 I guess it's better than Joker saying "shaking babies & kissing hands" 😂

2:40 Holy shit I never Tali on this mission, and her "I'm standing right here!" nearly made me fall laughing lmao!

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i love this channel so mucjh...

Mass effect is just borderlands but in SPAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACE

One of my favs is “you don’t have a grenade launcher, lady. Get lost.” 🤣🤣🤣

Not necessarily a line but towards the end of ME3 if you open the door to the calibrations room, you can find Garrus and Tali making out. Assuming you're not romancing either of them.

"I got better" is such a killer line

"I can bludgeon pretty hard".

I love Mass Effect it's so comfy.

Mass Effect is a masterpiece. I'm thankful that I live in a time where I could experience it.

"Well, this seems...problematic"

1:57 Tali: "A threesome with Garrus and Shepard??" Garrus: "I would've never thought of that."

4:34 One of my favorites, and the line about the Volus still waiting for the credits while you are deep in The Archives will never not be funny.

Personal favorite is arguably Grunt in ME3 going “I don’t need luck, I have ammo”. I swear I laughed like my life depended on it lol

Turians have to be the funniest species

He’s the ONLY one I romance