Brian from timeline #2 time travelled to ours to try and stop Brian from timeline #1 from speaking because he thought it would create DIRE consequences for the people of timeline #2, potentially stopping a world defeat in timeline #3 should it come to it.
A Broken Teleportation Ring, originally made by an edgy rogue. Upon speaking its command words; "Nothing personal", the wearer instantaeously teleports behind the back of a random creature within a 30 ft. radius (taking the wearer as the centre point). My players bought this at a shady black market auction, without knowing fully what it did (but knowing its command word). First time the party's rogue used it, everyone reacted in confused dismay as I started to create a radius of 30 ft. around the rogue, calmly assigned numbers to everyone in the radius and then rolled a die equal to the number of people in the radius. When the rogue suddenly teleported behind one of his friends, the confusion and intrigue was only greater. The wizard and rogue spent so long just experimenting with different positionings to see what how ring exactly worked, that some other characters left the Inn they were staying at to do their own things. Still, the headless chicken approach to arcane investagtion here was amusing to everyone.
"Floats on water when not worn" Proceeds to turn the campaign into a pirate campaign using the breastplate as either the ship, a dingy on the ship, a spare raft, or a life preserver
We have the 'epi knife' that our rogue has. Once a day he can stab someone with it, and any dmg he would be doing with the knife turns into healing including sneak attack. I think it has only been used three times total, all being on my paladin, while I've been bleeding out only to wake up to a knife in my a**.
Cloak of silence (cursed) there was a sneaky rouge type that loved to ham up being the face of the party, but managed to botch stealth rolls left and right. The party gets an audience with a less than sane artificer and are warned point-blank that while friendly he isn't all there and is offering to commission equipment as reward for a quick side quest. Rouge orders a cloak to help him sneak... And it works, while wearing the cloak the player can't make noise. Readying weapon, silence, slicing a throat, silence, sprint across gravel, no problem, talking or yelling out for help, you guessed it silence.
Saw this notification and reminded me of an item I made for a character for a cancelled dnd session: 'Infinite Oreo Packet'. 10 seconds for eating 1 Oreo, each Oreo restores 1 HP. It contains an unlimited amount of Oreos. That's it.
prolonged use for post battle healing may have impact on the party's waistline. also prestidigitation starts getting a workout as the fighter gets real sick of the taste after having to eat 20-100 every day
HOLY CRAP!!! I'm so happy my story got picked!!! I just post this in our D&D discord and everyone's goin' nuts that the AmbuLance is now Mr. Ripper approved. Thanks guys, love the content :)
As a new dungeon master I listen to things like this to gain inspiration for my home brew campaigns that I write my self my newest one is 8 pages long (in counting) but I still love using ideas and crafting my own. In fact I just want to say thank you for the videos and without this channel I’m not sure I would even be into DnD (or at least not into it as much) so thank you for all the content that you create for the viewers at home.
Might I recommend the app Dm's Lil Helper? It's a random generator for pretty much anything DND, from characters, to encounters, to wars and even taverns
@@TheRealLampsire my pleasure ^-^ I'm actually a new DM myself, and have spent the last 4 months or so trying to plan out a whole homebrew campaign. This started really helping me with it once I started running out of ideas ^-^
A joke magic item I came up with is “Add a mantine armor “: when the wearer is hit with a critical hit, the dm throws a picture of a mantine (the Pokémon) at them
My favorite item that I ever got was a glowing piece of ore, that we found in a dragons treasure stash. The rock would give anyone holding it a glowing outline, that could be seen through walls and at ridiculously long dictances. No one wanted it, so my pc decided to pay a blacksmith to turn the ore into a name tag for his pet cat. Let's say we had a lot of fun watching our enemies loose theyr minds over a glowing cat that either, appeared to be inside the walls, infinetly far away, or even on another plain of existence. Best item ever, dubed the "infinity tag" that thing brought us joy for the intire campaign.
One of my players wouldn't stop talking to a skull he stole from a crypt, and so I turned it into "The Skull of Madness." Every time it was talked to, it inflicted a short or long term madness, without save. My players spent a whole session talking to it, basically treating it like hard drugs.
Haven't got to use this yet. Mainly because I've been waiting for someone to crit fail a treasure dice. Socks of the father. Changes vicious mockery to vicious punery. Grants one charge of vicious punery per long rest but can be recharged immediately if the pc tells a dad tier joke, that makes at least 2 other party members groan audibly. Also grants inherent knowledge of precision lawn care. They only activate if worn with sandals. Otherwise they are simply high top socks that stay clean and comfortable.
oh, those "naked glasses" reminded me of a silly gag in the online comic "order of the stick", where the stupid bard misunderstood how the "encumbrance" rules work and thought that being naked would make him invisible!
I got an amazing item recently, a pretty dagger for my rogue thief. She found it in the temple of her goddess (the goddess of fate and thieves basically) and the day after she found it, she also found out what it did. The dagger has 4 magic abilities and I have to roll every day to see what ability is active for that day, one makes my attacks crit at rolls as low as 17, one poisons the blade and one gives me sneak attack every attack. And then there's the fourth. My character wakes up, dagger in hand. Every movement of her body suddenly jingles. Her voice is unnaturally loud. If she tries to throw the dagger, it just appears in her other hand as if she never threw it. She glows in the dark. Basically, there's a chance that the dagger does the exact opposite of what my character is best at, sneaking around and doung thief things. And it was the first ability I got to see.
I will always love Jorvas, a beholder who is willingly imprisoned in a sword. The crossguard bears a single jeweled eye that looks around and Jorvas can telepathically speak to anyone who is nearby, and on any hit there's a random power which ranges from extra fire damage, ploymorphing the wielder into a mule, and making you have a random food craving. I seem to roll that last one a lot for some reason.
The funniest item I gave my players were magical polka dots (I literally took the idea from Batman), meaning that they could do almost are thing with them, but the player that had them used them to increase his familiar AC, now I have to deal with a great wolf spider that has 30 freakin AC.
I gave them the ring of stupidity, it decreases the wears’s intelligence by 10 and they sold it to a really dumb knight they hated (he killed the monk’s cat) and now he’s a recurring character that they often see walking around trying to remember who or where he is Edit: if your wondering why he hasn’t died because he’s so dumb he has a shoe of super regeneration because the players would go to jail if one of the king’s favorite knights died because of them so they had to give it to him
this one is a weird one from the Oxbornventure So during one quest, they came across a dungeon that was in disrepair. To help the village they sought out an artifact that belongs to a famous local builder. This artifact is a large hammer that, when wielded, would summon the 50 skeleton crew of that builder. They will follow any command given beyond simply construction with a catch: the crew is cursed enough that bad things would happen without strict instructions. After defeating the skeletons who protested against them, every time the hammer is used, the crew would do their introduction before becoming visibly upset that they're stuck with them, and it led to a few funny moments including the deaths of several seagulls when manning a ship, and the time they added a flaming skull to the army.
Bought my first D&D box yesterday. Icespire. Don't have anyone to play with but when I do, hopefully it'll be as fun and hilarious as the videos on this channel.
My brilliant DM made an item called "Flypaper Goggles" they are kaleidoscope goggles that secretes sovereign glue. They gave disadvantage on skill checks that used sight and the only way to remove them was to rip them off with half your face or the use of universal solvent. Our loot lust rouge grabbed them and shoved them on. Great laughs for 3 weeks in a row.
am i the only one that thinks brian sounded like the merchant from RE4? "hey stranger. ive got something that might interest you." keep up the great work guys!
Vorac Rock. Vorac is a planet where the BBEG's private army mines crystals which he makes the hallucinogen Black Ice from, so Vorac is a pretty important place in our campaign. Recently, the party's NPC buddies were abducted and taken to this planet (did i mention that BBEG uses abducted people as slave labour?), so they naturally dropped everything except the week needed to level up, and dashed to Vorac in order to rescue their friends. At this time, one of our players had really high rolls for investigation(which we were using for looting before we changed it to 50/50 between perception and investigation), so he was constantly looting and getting lots of money fast, as I had only been using a loot gen. As a fairly new DM, I decided to make interesting loot charts, with various items, one of these charts for Vorac being gemstones. One of the largest sections was Vorac Rock. So this guy goes to loot the enemies after combat, as usual, except he isn't getting so much money now, but I keep rolling vorac rocks, and now its become a running joke that whenever they loot something they're going to somehow end up with a vorac Rock. Oh yeah, and they have made use of them, particularly as projectiles for a spell one of the other guys has.
Minecraft Steve. Fun little homebrew campaign to introduce some new players. Steve was summoned via a random portal chest I allowed each player to make one summon from as a reward for saving a town (and NOT blowing it to Hell this time). He was a beloved mascot and had A berserker mode that activated when near a dragon or dragon-esque monster. The party took such good care of him and really took the time to flesh out the roleplay with him, so I let him hang around.They made sure Steve had food and good armour. Turns out our cleric wasn't paying attention that they EACH got a summon and when told it was his turn he panicked yelling out the first this that popped into his head. I decided he would have an ability that if anyone sung a Minecraft parody song outloud, Steve would get a boost to his skills. BBEG was defeated when the whole table started scream-singing Captian Sparkle's "Revenge" and and our sorcerer summoned a dragon to perch on BBEG'S shoulder. Best Damn NPC we've ever had.
I said to my players if they wanted anything extra RP wise for their characters to let me know. They had recently gained a farm so I thought it would be nice to let them develop themselves while working / fixing up the farm. Two of them jumped right into it, the third took it as an opportunity to try to gain a piece of armor with stupidly high AC for their level. So I set to work with a slight malicious intent. The were clearing out some cultists in a cave, and I had the mini boss drop a home brewed half plate chest piece. One of them point blank asks "Was she wearing that?" but only to be cut off from the other guy saying "I take that and put it on straight away". I let him know he feels a slight chill as he puts it on. Que the other two laughing working out its a cursed item. This breastplate is now bound to him, against chromatic dragons he has disadvantage with all actions. Against black dragons hes unable to attack them. Also, slowly the logo of Tiamat is slowly appearing on the chest plate while burning the logo in the same position on his chest. The cherry on top, they are 3 heavily devoted worshipers of Bahamut
Recently discovered your channel, but hey, I got a silly thing from a ways back My DM was being silly, and he gave me(Paladin) and the Cleric each a 'Ring of 3 Wishes', but mine only had 1 charge left. But the thing is, they were actually 'Ring of 3 Fwishes.' Worked identically to a normal ROTW, but everything came out fish themed. Cleric wished for an Adamantine Sword, and what he got was a sword-sized fish with adamantine scales.
The party i was dming got their weapons enchanted by a novice, he got distracted by a jihadi goblin exploding in town Square, so the items had the enchantments but also minor curses, the dwarf barbarian had armor that endlessly mocked him, the paladin got a pacifist sword of warning, the warlock saw an imp no one else could, the bard/druid got a dis on sneak, and the sea elf fighter got a small rai cloud above his head. The curses only activated when the item in question was equiped
@@dalek3055 Apologies for the long message our party is comedy based For example the homebrew is based on the original D&D lore, but one of our guys when he came across a 3 wish granting genie He wanted more plot armor than Batman One of the guys is a stat nerve and worked out rolling for critical hit bonuses etc He has had 3 near dramatic death scenes in the last 6 months And he always turns up the next week with amnesia or some shit🤣 So with your permission For his next dramatic death scene I want to ruin their day with a Jihadi Goblin🤣
@@ComicBookGuy420 i had my jihadi goblin explode with magic runes right before he was to be hung, but I'm sure you could work out something a bit more, surprising lol
i'm not sure if i'm imagining this or if I heard it somewhere... a Paladin was told to use "lay on hands" on someone he disliked, so he PUNCHED him while casting it!
i just remembered a silly chapter in a fan-story someone made using a "random item generator": a "knife of mending"! yes, it fixes anything it cuts, so the owner wound up yelling, "why won't it cut anything?!"
I was given a magical poop covered sword that wouldn't come clean.....no matter what. and the paladin had been mean to me the whole start of the campaign. So I rushed back into the room and wiped it on her cape...with stealth. After she noticed it she used her spell slot to summon water to clean herself...new player and .... After that I used it to put poo on the whole party when they turned there back. They tried taking from me but the dice gods kept it in my hands.... The dm....my gf. Got upset with me so many times that she gave me the opportunity to disinchant the sword and I said no. The poop sword lives on in every game I run.
My favorite one so far that I haven't had the chance to pass out yet is " the stupid stick of healing" a +1 club that when you hit an friendly with the stick it would heal the target for the damage delt plus 1 (( as opposed to the book of reality where you hit a stupid player with the rule book )) my family has fun
My Monk, Gideon Harklight, of naive lawful good was gifted a fife by his brothers made from the hide of slayed stone giant. It was called, “The Skin Flute”. Harklight would proudly proclaim how well he played his skin flute and would be confounded at the laughter that would result every time.
A DM here. I had a (cursed) squeaky hammer of impacting. The player won it at a carnival. It looks like a blow up squeaky hammer that you can find at any carnival. It's only damage is the impacting damage. However if you use the hammer but once, the only sound you can speak is squeaks. Out fighter won it, promptly used it, and spent the rest of the campaign unable to say anything but squeaks.
Ring of Faulty Teleportation You can use this ring 3 Times a day If you try to use it DM Rolls 1d6 to see its effects any lasting effects last 30 min 1. Only everything the Player is wearing is teleported. 2. Player is successfully teleported to their desired location, however their motor functions and speech patterns are reversed. 3. The Ring teleports to a nearby creature and forcefully activates. 4. The Ring teleports the wearer as well as shrinks them down to 30 cm tall. 5. The wearer shits them-self. 6. The Player teleports successfully to a location of their choosing whether its a familiar location or a place they can see.
Did a one shot where our DM gave us the "Wand of Many clovers", a wand that was green and the painted images of clovers with leaves that overlapped and were twisted in all sorts of directions and such, it was quite exciting thinking it was a lucky wand with badass power.. The effects were such: if activated give +1 to every thing deceived in the wild magic result listing. a static +3 to attack, and finally, Whenever you planed to use a magical ability that day while using the wand, you would smoke a bowl before session. Every roll of 3 and below, and 18 and above resulted in wild magic being activated. Generally the player rolled and DM told them what happens. then the player would have a chance to correct the DM using the actual result as listed in 5e players handbook, and almost anything the player "read" as the correct result would be cast, even if it wasn"t, bar our DM stepping in. The secondary effect was, that you would take a small hit everytime you activated this ability, and majority of the time a hot, *good* brownie , would be eaten eaten by the wielded with some ice cream with previous brownie batch scrapping dust as topping...... Many things were said those nights, including some weird incident in which one of the players was also tired and forgot they were high and had a mixed drink. Now our adventures were chaotic, so we found ourselves having to defend a mage arcane college while our friend got a recently-cursed tooth removed due to his having a cavity from a previous fracture and getting demon lord blood in it. *short backstory on demon Lord blood infected tooth with symptoms* our DM was a nice quiet guy, however when he informed us of the infection, reminding us about one of our druids getting his tooth cracked biting a skull the week before hand using a bite attack in his classic dire bear form. same bite attack on demon Lord that rips his juggular and spills his rotten blood. symptoms are as follows with increasing and compounding "signs" 😧😧 started calling us names and voice began to change. smile started getting wider. not unnaturally so just weirdly. At one point I was known as "geeko" as I was a decently intelligent dragonborn druid /barbarian at the time. And it kept giving him skull shivers which made him a bit of a lag. it even bullied him too, kinda like that black blood thing from Soul Eater. bad breath gave away his hell-itosis, and we had to rush our bear bottom boy to the emergency room at this haughty mage place. *barbarian druid here* The demon tooth could speak freely and became great friends with our trifling bard, and our gnome warlock all three of which would begin singing in either common or infernal which granted them some weird protection while doing so, however the protection was given to team mates if the singing was done irl in infernal (think megadeth metal deep guttural sounds and squeals) the gnome warlock was a short chick irl with a high pitched voice, our bard her best guy friend who sounded like Ferris bueler, and the DM (DeMon apparently) sounded like the bunion cream lumberjack guy from hoodwinked who was previously part of an actual death metal band as lead vocals. (you woulda never guessed) combat took forever, but it was great watching them sing some silly songs and then a player soloing while they state their actions that turn. none of them could carry a tune, not a one could make a coherent singular tone, but oh God did we laugh much to the druids irritation. sometimes even the party would sing too.* back to the situation: during combat, our current weilder of the wand, the sorceror was using it and was firing off controls and magic misses and all sorts of what not and when he got rolls that would activate the effect the DM would say okay and the discussion would happen and the DM says "alright, nothing changes that you can notice. nothing is invisible either." fight continues and eventually the windows of the operating room open up and all sorts of random creatures both alive and not (a fireball was cast at some point) and all sorts of random glittery bits and chaos. our druid told us something of an acid trip description as he was drugged for the procedure (magically) and received updates to his surgery through irl secret texting. apparently the Big butch gorilla nurse (DM likes to bring his wife into these) got cloned, a unicorn ran through the room, some sort of balloon animals also "...appeared next to me and then there was a bunch of other stuff and then a boom!" "something that was so bizarre I can't remember every detail. during the fight it also accidentally turned all of the apples and mandarins, not oranges, in the fruit garden well... explosive resulting in the well intentioned gift basket for thanks given to us to become a bit of an unintentional prank as the fruit exploded in our faces (nothing damaging just like sprays puree) exploding fruit was then introduced to our workd with bombs, guns, prank pops, and other assorted weird af exploding apple stuff.
Your Foodie Warlock has the Evil Patron of the Great Demon Lord, Gluttony. But, unbeknownst to you, Gluttony serves a deeper eldritch power known only as, The Cheese Force, or The Infinite Cheese. You want cheese with that? Cheese falls, and the dragon drowns in it! Summon cheese from the Cheese Realm.
I gave my group a cursed map once. All it does is sketch out within a 6 second Span a view from 10 feet above you, and then draws an arrow pointing to the square(s) you are standing in with the words **"YOU ARE HERE."**
A triple barrel magical cannon that sometimes fires a projectile powerful enough to atomize a god, and sometimes emits the most spectacular flatulence ever.
While DMing a kobold only party (super entertaining when you have a goof ball in the party and players that are also DMs and can roleplay kobolds well) they crafted an ever smoking flask with the curse of fowl odor... Sentience, and the ability to speak. All it did is blow raspberries whenever it was used.
My friend created a weapon that a child touched by the fey had created. The "Magical Sword of Boom Pow Whoosh Ouchie." It has a d% table of random powers, ranging from harmless or humorous to the most horrendous. I created the "Axe of Pure Chaos," a double bladed axe with a spear point between them. One blade was chaotic good, the other chaotic evil, and the spear chaotic neutral. They often argued, and had d20 random powers each encounter. We gave it to the half ogre in the party. In his dim way, he tried to keep them from arguing, or threatened to shove them into a dark sack if they didn't quit. They didn't like that, so they tried...
The funniest item a character of mine had in their possession would be the spoopy staff. If you cast any kind of buff your healing spell through this staff the either the effect or duration is doubled. For example if you used a healing spell it would heal for twice as much or if you cast a spell that buffed someone's strength it would last for twice as long. Besides the name it isn't really that funny but the way I got my hands on it was pretty funny in my opinion; me and my party fought an army of zombie dodo birds for a Halloween one-shot.
Ok...this one I forget where I picked it up...probably a site like reddit...anyway, a member of a D&D party got a magical shield called a "flaming shield". The new owner asked "What's a Flaming Shield?" just then a flamboyantly dressed effeminate man pops out from behind a tree, gave a finger snap and said, "Uh-uh! don't you DARRRRRE touch MY MAN!"
A Potion of Beer Breathing. Not my idea unfortunately but it was an item for Last Order At the Yawning Portal Tavern. It is still funny that as an item a player could keep it in their inventory for later use like if a villain wanted to drown them in a barrel of beer.
I funny item I had made and GIVEN to my paladin orik. The item was called a ring of music...its buff is that once per day it could enthral any target within a 60 foot cone that he chooses...its curse is that it need a successful I Arcana check. On a failed check the rings inner egotistical bard possessing it takes over your body for 24 hours.
The ring of perpetual unseen servant. This ring when activated produces a standard unseen servant accept it has no duration limit. So long as it doesn’t take any damage it persists indefinitely and serves diligently within the range of the wearer. We thought about putting it on the end of a sentient dagger that despised skeletons specifically but thought better of it when we considered what could happen.
I gave my players a stone of awakening. This gem when put into any object with storingcapabillity for 10min turns said object into a animated object. Iff it's anykind of box into a mimik. This little guy then roles a d4 for its relation to it's owner. 1Friendly 2Neutral 3Hostile 4Berserk. The first 3 personalitys remember people from earlyer lifes wile the last one is nothing than agression. Last time it turned into a berserking goldbag that disabled the mages hand untill it got restored. This time it's a jewlerybox mimik who remembers these shady people pushing it into a dark space of coldnes. Little sidenote. The hostile personality doesn't simply lash out. It planes ahead and tries its best to truely damage its enemy and eskape.
CLOAK OF BILLOWING! I'm a player right now and my DM is REALLY scared that I'll exploit everything he gives me and he's sort of justified, though I don't really minmax much and go with comedy over power whenever possible without being detrimental to myself. My party was going through a dungeon and we came across a group of evil copies of ourselves, each targeting the PC they copied. Mine started up a spell combo that I commonly use and I realize that it could kill me in only a few turns with it so I just attack immediately and try to break its concentration. I get a nat 20 and decapitate it (vorpal sword). I then do what anyone would do in that situation and use my bonus action to Billow my cloak dramatically. I frickin love my cloak.
@@enkivman5715 Well I'm certainly trying my best as a narrator here to help the channel hit as high as it can, same with on my own! It's all about keeping a stiff upper lip no matter what the world throws at you.
My friend has a character who is a dwarf with a peculiar demand for those who wronged him: he will forgive them if he gets their pinkies. So, my character was introduced trying to steal from him and, when that failed, running away. Later he cornered me in a tabern and demanded my pinky (he was feeling generous, so he offered to cut it from one of my feet). I, fearing a dexterity debuff in my thief character, told him that I would give him my foreskin instead. After a messy circumcision, he took my foreskin, put it on a chain and is now his necklace. It doesn't do anything, but I want it back.
im listening to the great cheese one and getting visions of Bahamut ZERO firing a massive laser only for the creatures on the ground to see a massive cheese wheel hurdling down at them at cosmic speeds.
My witch etched runes into a skull and lined them with silver and then attempted to enchant the skull to reveal magic items in the area. The result was that the skull would detect the magic items around it but would say the name of the last magic item that was named in 30 ft of it. Didn’t matter if it was a plus one shield or a decanter of endless water or etc. and it would keep saying the name whenever something magical passed within its field of view. That wound up facing a wall in a library for some poor unfortunate adventures to find.
I left a lengthy piece on the subreddit that could probably be a video of its own. I hope it makes the grade and that I get to see it here eventually. It's here: www.reddit.com/r/MrRipper/comments/jvditu/what_was_the_rollsituation_that_sent_everything/ And it involves an NPC who's backstory was just too present.
Amulet of Piracy Gave a massive (I forgot what) bonus to charisma but only with pirates Also the totem of -Un- dying It was almost indistinguishable from a normal totem of undying (yes, copied from minecraft) except that it killed you if you healed. Or killed you if you took any damage. We kept forgetting and changing it. We ended up using it as a sticky bomb against a dragon. (coated the totem in sap then tied it to a stick.)
My dm created an illusion spell that I bought of a crazy old dude, it allows you to "throw an egg", which is the illusion, that when it hits it feels exactly like being hit by an egg
I made an item called the kaboomerang a boomerang that is basically a fireball spell anyone can use but missing results in the attack hitting the user as it returns.
The Self-Replicating Coin. After speaking its command word, it will create a copy of itself every 1d4 hours, and that copy will also create copies of itself. If any creature within range of one speaks the command word while they are active, they all become inactive, and if any creature within range of one speaks the command word while they are inactive, they all become active. Changing the command word desyncs the coin. It can be used as an infinite money hack, if you have the patience. Or to destroy the economy of an enemy kingdom with hyperinflation.
In pathfinder I once gave a cocky paladin friend of mine a breastplate of rage which looks and acts like a breastplate of commanding except it drops the users charisma by 4 and every non friendly creature gets a +1 to hit them but the really funny part is that no one notices any differences not even the enemies realise why they hit easier
I have one, the object wasn't the joke but my character was. My group is doing curse of straad and I am a firbolg druid/rogue/warlock, I know I am crazy. Anyway, I found a wand that had a frog attached to the end, I honestly didn't know what it did but I knew it was transformation as I used detect magic to find it. So we go into a fight and I decided to use the thing. I pointed it at the current BBEG and yelled I hope you are a frog. It works and he had a frog. Since then my girl thinks it only turns things into a frog. My party keeps asking when she will learn it is a wand of polymorph so it can do more than frogs, my answer you gonna tell her.
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Fixed, sorry about that, now I need to proof them again after they are rendered :(
Its ok im just glad the video is back up without Brian having a stroke while reading
Welcome back glad to see your split personality became one again!
Brian from timeline #2 time travelled to ours to try and stop Brian from timeline #1 from speaking because he thought it would create DIRE consequences for the people of timeline #2, potentially stopping a world defeat in timeline #3 should it come to it.
Exactly!
Sound fixed?
A Broken Teleportation Ring, originally made by an edgy rogue. Upon speaking its command words; "Nothing personal", the wearer instantaeously teleports behind the back of a random creature within a 30 ft. radius (taking the wearer as the centre point). My players bought this at a shady black market auction, without knowing fully what it did (but knowing its command word). First time the party's rogue used it, everyone reacted in confused dismay as I started to create a radius of 30 ft. around the rogue, calmly assigned numbers to everyone in the radius and then rolled a die equal to the number of people in the radius. When the rogue suddenly teleported behind one of his friends, the confusion and intrigue was only greater. The wizard and rogue spent so long just experimenting with different positionings to see what how ring exactly worked, that some other characters left the Inn they were staying at to do their own things. Still, the headless chicken approach to arcane investagtion here was amusing to everyone.
The party had a wizard and he didn't just use Identify on it to figure out what it did instantly? x3 Silly wizard.
@@TheFoxYoukai maybe all of their rolls failed, who knows?
@@hvbg hmm? You don't roll for Identify, it just works every time unless DM is altering mechanics.
I am grinning so hard from the Ambu-lance that my face hurts
"Floats on water when not worn"
Proceeds to turn the campaign into a pirate campaign using the breastplate as either the ship, a dingy on the ship, a spare raft, or a life preserver
Nobody: ........
Not a single soul: .....
Guy who has the cheese invoking ability: *”Throw the CHEEEEEEESE!!!!!!”*
don't cut the cheese you fool u'll doom us all!
“I’m going to punch your face!”
*”IN THE FACE”*
For the wonderful reference I made you a pie. Just so you know it's pie flavored.
Nice ASDF ref🖒
"I eat all the cheese"
Infinite cheese wheel,sounds like Sheogoraths doing!😆😆😆😆
Creates infinite cheesewheel: Cheese for EVERYONE!
Sees infinte cheesewheel growing out of control: Wait, scratch that! No cheese!
Sounds kinda... Cheesy *sunglasses*
Maybe if it used to be a person or was sentient, that sounds like sheogoraths doing.
I can hear it now, invokes then hears Sheagorath loudly proclaim "CHEESE FOR EVERYONE!!!"
We had a bag that did the same it caused many fights in and out of character and a couple of deaths in and out of character.
We have the 'epi knife' that our rogue has. Once a day he can stab someone with it, and any dmg he would be doing with the knife turns into healing including sneak attack. I think it has only been used three times total, all being on my paladin, while I've been bleeding out only to wake up to a knife in my a**.
That's just the adrenaline shot form left 4 dead 2
Cloak of silence (cursed) there was a sneaky rouge type that loved to ham up being the face of the party, but managed to botch stealth rolls left and right. The party gets an audience with a less than sane artificer and are warned point-blank that while friendly he isn't all there and is offering to commission equipment as reward for a quick side quest. Rouge orders a cloak to help him sneak... And it works, while wearing the cloak the player can't make noise. Readying weapon, silence, slicing a throat, silence, sprint across gravel, no problem, talking or yelling out for help, you guessed it silence.
jekyll aren: *zappy zappy moves* wait what
Saw this notification and reminded me of an item I made for a character for a cancelled dnd session: 'Infinite Oreo Packet'. 10 seconds for eating 1 Oreo, each Oreo restores 1 HP. It contains an unlimited amount of Oreos. That's it.
prolonged use for post battle healing may have impact on the party's waistline. also prestidigitation starts getting a workout as the fighter gets real sick of the taste after having to eat 20-100 every day
Note, you can use it 6 times per turn, I read somewhere in starter manual that1 turn = a min.
@@justafan9206 I read in the players handbook for 5e 1 turn was 6 seconds.
@@kirbywithaknifeisawesome6028 oh yeah...
HOLY CRAP!!! I'm so happy my story got picked!!! I just post this in our D&D discord and everyone's goin' nuts that the AmbuLance is now Mr. Ripper approved. Thanks guys, love the content :)
I seriously hope you have to shout “wee woo! wee woo!” when charging enemies with it
As a new dungeon master I listen to things like this to gain inspiration for my home brew campaigns that I write my self my newest one is 8 pages long (in counting) but I still love using ideas and crafting my own. In fact I just want to say thank you for the videos and without this channel I’m not sure I would even be into DnD (or at least not into it as much) so thank you for all the content that you create for the viewers at home.
Might I recommend the app Dm's Lil Helper? It's a random generator for pretty much anything DND, from characters, to encounters, to wars and even taverns
@Gabrial Sperka thank you for this I tested it out and it really took some weight off my shoulders.
@@TheRealLampsire my pleasure ^-^ I'm actually a new DM myself, and have spent the last 4 months or so trying to plan out a whole homebrew campaign. This started really helping me with it once I started running out of ideas ^-^
A joke magic item I came up with is “Add a mantine armor “: when the wearer is hit with a critical hit, the dm throws a picture of a mantine (the Pokémon) at them
My favorite item that I ever got was a glowing piece of ore, that we found in a dragons treasure stash. The rock would give anyone holding it a glowing outline, that could be seen through walls and at ridiculously long dictances. No one wanted it, so my pc decided to pay a blacksmith to turn the ore into a name tag for his pet cat. Let's say we had a lot of fun watching our enemies loose theyr minds over a glowing cat that either, appeared to be inside the walls, infinetly far away, or even on another plain of existence. Best item ever, dubed the "infinity tag" that thing brought us joy for the intire campaign.
One of my players wouldn't stop talking to a skull he stole from a crypt, and so I turned it into "The Skull of Madness." Every time it was talked to, it inflicted a short or long term madness, without save. My players spent a whole session talking to it, basically treating it like hard drugs.
🤣
It's great when the little things turn out so well isn't it
The Skull of Methness
Haven't got to use this yet. Mainly because I've been waiting for someone to crit fail a treasure dice.
Socks of the father.
Changes vicious mockery to vicious punery.
Grants one charge of vicious punery per long rest but can be recharged immediately if the pc tells a dad tier joke, that makes at least 2 other party members groan audibly.
Also grants inherent knowledge of precision lawn care.
They only activate if worn with sandals. Otherwise they are simply high top socks that stay clean and comfortable.
oh, those "naked glasses" reminded me of a silly gag in the online comic "order of the stick", where the stupid bard misunderstood how the "encumbrance" rules work and thought that being naked would make him invisible!
Some of those items make for a really good laugh and could be used in weird ways. Love it
I got an amazing item recently, a pretty dagger for my rogue thief. She found it in the temple of her goddess (the goddess of fate and thieves basically) and the day after she found it, she also found out what it did. The dagger has 4 magic abilities and I have to roll every day to see what ability is active for that day, one makes my attacks crit at rolls as low as 17, one poisons the blade and one gives me sneak attack every attack. And then there's the fourth. My character wakes up, dagger in hand. Every movement of her body suddenly jingles. Her voice is unnaturally loud. If she tries to throw the dagger, it just appears in her other hand as if she never threw it. She glows in the dark. Basically, there's a chance that the dagger does the exact opposite of what my character is best at, sneaking around and doung thief things. And it was the first ability I got to see.
11:05 so frigging happy to see one of my favourite stories from my group on one of your videos
Have you ever heard of SCP-871?
TBH, if you're fighting someone and you watch them EAT their weapon, it's time to leave.
I will always love Jorvas, a beholder who is willingly imprisoned in a sword. The crossguard bears a single jeweled eye that looks around and Jorvas can telepathically speak to anyone who is nearby, and on any hit there's a random power which ranges from extra fire damage, ploymorphing the wielder into a mule, and making you have a random food craving. I seem to roll that last one a lot for some reason.
The funniest item I gave my players were magical polka dots (I literally took the idea from Batman), meaning that they could do almost are thing with them, but the player that had them used them to increase his familiar AC, now I have to deal with a great wolf spider that has 30 freakin AC.
I gave them the ring of stupidity, it decreases the wears’s intelligence by 10 and they sold it to a really dumb knight they hated (he killed the monk’s cat) and now he’s a recurring character that they often see walking around trying to remember who or where he is
Edit: if your wondering why he hasn’t died because he’s so dumb he has a shoe of super regeneration because the players would go to jail if one of the king’s favorite knights died because of them so they had to give it to him
Absolute perfection. Go home, everyone, unless you can beat this.
World building+10
What if your intelligence is less than 10 in the first place?
Heres one i thought up. Gauntlets of firearms. It allows the wearer to make fingerguns, and once per turn can be used as basic flintlock pistols
As soon as i heard the crossbow 'the power play', my brain jumped to using it to intimidate an enemy into giving us info
Great im not having a stroke anymore now
lol, i was to busy to talking to MrRipper and checked the comments! Nearly had a stroke myself!
@@MrRipper yeah i was confused about why the sound was weird
@@MrRipper lmao
What happened?
this one is a weird one from the Oxbornventure
So during one quest, they came across a dungeon that was in disrepair. To help the village they sought out an artifact that belongs to a famous local builder. This artifact is a large hammer that, when wielded, would summon the 50 skeleton crew of that builder. They will follow any command given beyond simply construction with a catch: the crew is cursed enough that bad things would happen without strict instructions. After defeating the skeletons who protested against them, every time the hammer is used, the crew would do their introduction before becoming visibly upset that they're stuck with them, and it led to a few funny moments including the deaths of several seagulls when manning a ship, and the time they added a flaming skull to the army.
When the cheese becomes so powerful you can choose it as a patron.
That rapier better not make that joke about the sand dragon colliding with the fortress' twin citadels again.
Gilbert Gottfried made 9/11 jokes--?
@@TheCoolerDrilis Yes, he did. Look up the "Too soon!" incident.
@@maxxor-overworldhero6730 Eesh.
Liked for the "all the love" comments and self care advice at the end. Laughed throughout the video
Bought my first D&D box yesterday. Icespire. Don't have anyone to play with but when I do, hopefully it'll be as fun and hilarious as the videos on this channel.
My brilliant DM made an item called "Flypaper Goggles" they are kaleidoscope goggles that secretes sovereign glue. They gave disadvantage on skill checks that used sight and the only way to remove them was to rip them off with half your face or the use of universal solvent. Our loot lust rouge grabbed them and shoved them on. Great laughs for 3 weeks in a row.
I love the dude who was just like "Let's make an item that it literally an Anchorman reference" and gave somebody a bottle of Sex Panther.
am i the only one that thinks brian sounded like the merchant from RE4? "hey stranger. ive got something that might interest you." keep up the great work guys!
That was the goal actually!
I think I need to get on Reddit to have my magic items, The Brassiere of Holding and The Britney Spear, on the next one.
What does the Britney Spear do?
"The infinite cheese wheel" every skyrim player's dream lol
Vorac Rock.
Vorac is a planet where the BBEG's private army mines crystals which he makes the hallucinogen Black Ice from, so Vorac is a pretty important place in our campaign.
Recently, the party's NPC buddies were abducted and taken to this planet (did i mention that BBEG uses abducted people as slave labour?), so they naturally dropped everything except the week needed to level up, and dashed to Vorac in order to rescue their friends.
At this time, one of our players had really high rolls for investigation(which we were using for looting before we changed it to 50/50 between perception and investigation), so he was constantly looting and getting lots of money fast, as I had only been using a loot gen.
As a fairly new DM, I decided to make interesting loot charts, with various items, one of these charts for Vorac being gemstones. One of the largest sections was Vorac Rock.
So this guy goes to loot the enemies after combat, as usual, except he isn't getting so much money now, but I keep rolling vorac rocks, and now its become a running joke that whenever they loot something they're going to somehow end up with a vorac Rock.
Oh yeah, and they have made use of them, particularly as projectiles for a spell one of the other guys has.
Lemme guess, Catapult?
The bard(that seduces everything)with the ring of protection
*Sinister grin*
the ambulance and fart staft are by far the best
Minecraft Steve. Fun little homebrew campaign to introduce some new players. Steve was summoned via a random portal chest I allowed each player to make one summon from as a reward for saving a town (and NOT blowing it to Hell this time). He was a beloved mascot and had A berserker mode that activated when near a dragon or dragon-esque monster. The party took such good care of him and really took the time to flesh out the roleplay with him, so I let him hang around.They made sure Steve had food and good armour. Turns out our cleric wasn't paying attention that they EACH got a summon and when told it was his turn he panicked yelling out the first this that popped into his head. I decided he would have an ability that if anyone sung a Minecraft parody song outloud, Steve would get a boost to his skills. BBEG was defeated when the whole table started scream-singing Captian Sparkle's "Revenge" and and our sorcerer summoned a dragon to perch on BBEG'S shoulder. Best Damn NPC we've ever had.
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Throw the Cheeeeese!
I said to my players if they wanted anything extra RP wise for their characters to let me know. They had recently gained a farm so I thought it would be nice to let them develop themselves while working / fixing up the farm. Two of them jumped right into it, the third took it as an opportunity to try to gain a piece of armor with stupidly high AC for their level. So I set to work with a slight malicious intent.
The were clearing out some cultists in a cave, and I had the mini boss drop a home brewed half plate chest piece. One of them point blank asks "Was she wearing that?" but only to be cut off from the other guy saying "I take that and put it on straight away". I let him know he feels a slight chill as he puts it on. Que the other two laughing working out its a cursed item. This breastplate is now bound to him, against chromatic dragons he has disadvantage with all actions. Against black dragons hes unable to attack them. Also, slowly the logo of Tiamat is slowly appearing on the chest plate while burning the logo in the same position on his chest.
The cherry on top, they are 3 heavily devoted worshipers of Bahamut
He is going to get kicked out of the order.
Recently discovered your channel, but hey, I got a silly thing from a ways back
My DM was being silly, and he gave me(Paladin) and the Cleric each a 'Ring of 3 Wishes', but mine only had 1 charge left.
But the thing is, they were actually 'Ring of 3 Fwishes.' Worked identically to a normal ROTW, but everything came out fish themed.
Cleric wished for an Adamantine Sword, and what he got was a sword-sized fish with adamantine scales.
that's a stick. dam that was about the best thing i heard.
“You stupid bird” lmao
The party i was dming got their weapons enchanted by a novice, he got distracted by a jihadi goblin exploding in town Square, so the items had the enchantments but also minor curses, the dwarf barbarian had armor that endlessly mocked him, the paladin got a pacifist sword of warning, the warlock saw an imp no one else could, the bard/druid got a dis on sneak, and the sea elf fighter got a small rai cloud above his head. The curses only activated when the item in question was equiped
Jihadi goblin🤣
@@ComicBookGuy420 its more accurate than you'd guess
@@dalek3055 no it was awesome
I'm stealing it🤣
@@dalek3055
Apologies for the long message
our party is comedy based
For example the homebrew is based on the original D&D lore, but one of our guys when he came across a 3 wish granting genie
He wanted more plot armor than Batman
One of the guys is a stat nerve and worked out rolling for critical hit bonuses etc
He has had 3 near dramatic death scenes in the last 6 months
And he always turns up the next week with amnesia or some shit🤣
So with your permission
For his next dramatic death scene
I want to ruin their day with a Jihadi Goblin🤣
@@ComicBookGuy420 i had my jihadi goblin explode with magic runes right before he was to be hung, but I'm sure you could work out something a bit more, surprising lol
I can’t help but imagine a teammate is down and the paladin just stabs him with by a lance and it heals him.
Lmao
Reminds me of the Kraus Refribulator from black ops zombies.
I'm the writer of the original post, I can confirm that in-game he even yells out "WEE-WOO, WEE-WOO" whenever he uses it
i'm not sure if i'm imagining this or if I heard it somewhere...
a Paladin was told to use "lay on hands" on someone he disliked, so he PUNCHED him while casting it!
i just remembered a silly chapter in a fan-story someone made using a "random item generator":
a "knife of mending"!
yes, it fixes anything it cuts, so the owner wound up yelling, "why won't it cut anything?!"
I imagine that Spookulele plays music in the style of Tyler Joseph, complete with sudden screaming.
the guy who made the taking hobbits to isengard video put this on his playlist, he’s alive
I was given a magical poop covered sword that wouldn't come clean.....no matter what. and the paladin had been mean to me the whole start of the campaign. So I rushed back into the room and wiped it on her cape...with stealth. After she noticed it she used her spell slot to summon water to clean herself...new player and .... After that I used it to put poo on the whole party when they turned there back. They tried taking from me but the dice gods kept it in my hands.... The dm....my gf. Got upset with me so many times that she gave me the opportunity to disinchant the sword and I said no. The poop sword lives on in every game I run.
My favorite one so far that I haven't had the chance to pass out yet is " the stupid stick of healing" a +1 club that when you hit an friendly with the stick it would heal the target for the damage delt plus 1 (( as opposed to the book of reality where you hit a stupid player with the rule book )) my family has fun
My Monk, Gideon Harklight, of naive lawful good was gifted a fife by his brothers made from the hide of slayed stone giant. It was called, “The Skin Flute”. Harklight would proudly proclaim how well he played his skin flute and would be confounded at the laughter that would result every time.
A DM here. I had a (cursed) squeaky hammer of impacting. The player won it at a carnival. It looks like a blow up squeaky hammer that you can find at any carnival. It's only damage is the impacting damage. However if you use the hammer but once, the only sound you can speak is squeaks. Out fighter won it, promptly used it, and spent the rest of the campaign unable to say anything but squeaks.
"How did it taste" "It tasted crossbow flavor."
The Ring of Repetition. Causes the wearer to hear things they've already heard on loop. Inspired by the original upload of this video.
Can cause insanity.
Real funny stuff right here
I died at "gargantuant mass of cheese"
Ring of Faulty Teleportation
You can use this ring 3 Times a day
If you try to use it DM Rolls 1d6 to see its effects any lasting effects last 30 min
1. Only everything the Player is wearing is teleported.
2. Player is successfully teleported to their desired location, however their motor functions and speech patterns are reversed.
3. The Ring teleports to a nearby creature and forcefully activates.
4. The Ring teleports the wearer as well as shrinks them down to 30 cm tall.
5. The wearer shits them-self.
6. The Player teleports successfully to a location of their choosing whether its a familiar location or a place they can see.
Did a one shot where our DM gave us the "Wand of Many clovers", a wand that was green and the painted images of clovers with leaves that overlapped and were twisted in all sorts of directions and such, it was quite exciting thinking it was a lucky wand with badass power..
The effects were such:
if activated give +1 to every thing deceived in the wild magic result listing.
a static +3 to attack,
and finally,
Whenever you planed to use a magical ability that day while using the wand, you would smoke a bowl before session.
Every roll of 3 and below, and 18 and above resulted in wild magic being activated.
Generally the player rolled and DM told them what happens. then the player would have a chance to correct the DM using the actual result as listed in 5e players handbook, and almost anything the player "read" as the correct result would be cast, even if it wasn"t, bar our DM stepping in.
The secondary effect was, that you would take a small hit everytime you activated this ability, and majority of the time a hot, *good* brownie , would be eaten eaten by the wielded with some ice cream with previous brownie batch scrapping dust as topping......
Many things were said those nights,
including some weird incident in which one of the players was also tired and forgot they were high and had a mixed drink.
Now our adventures were chaotic,
so we found ourselves having to defend a mage arcane college while our friend got a recently-cursed tooth removed due to his having a cavity from a previous fracture and getting demon lord blood in it.
*short backstory on demon Lord blood infected tooth with symptoms*
our DM was a nice quiet guy, however when he informed us of the infection, reminding us about one of our druids getting his tooth cracked biting a skull the week before hand using a bite attack in his classic dire bear form.
same bite attack on demon Lord that rips his juggular and spills his rotten blood.
symptoms are as follows with increasing and compounding "signs" 😧😧
started calling us names and voice began to change. smile started getting wider. not unnaturally so just weirdly.
At one point I was known as "geeko" as I was a decently intelligent dragonborn druid /barbarian at the time.
And it kept giving him skull shivers which made him a bit of a lag.
it even bullied him too, kinda like that black blood thing from Soul Eater.
bad breath gave away his hell-itosis, and we had to rush our bear bottom boy to the emergency room at this haughty mage place. *barbarian druid here*
The demon tooth could speak freely and became great friends with our trifling bard, and our gnome warlock all three of which would begin singing in either common or infernal which granted them some weird protection while doing so, however the protection was given to team mates if the singing was done irl in infernal (think megadeth metal deep guttural sounds and squeals) the gnome warlock was a short chick irl with a high pitched voice, our bard her best guy friend who sounded like Ferris bueler, and the DM (DeMon apparently) sounded like the bunion cream lumberjack guy from hoodwinked who was previously part of an actual death metal band as lead vocals. (you woulda never guessed)
combat took forever, but it was great watching them sing some silly songs and then a player soloing while they state their actions that turn.
none of them could carry a tune, not a one could make a coherent singular tone, but oh God did we laugh much to the druids irritation. sometimes even the party would sing too.*
back to the situation:
during combat, our current weilder of the wand, the sorceror was using it and was firing off controls and magic misses and all sorts of what not and when he got rolls that would activate the effect the DM would say okay and the discussion would happen and the DM says "alright, nothing changes that you can notice. nothing is invisible either."
fight continues and eventually the windows of the operating room open up and all sorts of random creatures both alive and not (a fireball was cast at some point) and all sorts of random glittery bits and chaos.
our druid told us something of an acid trip description as he was drugged for the procedure (magically) and received updates to his surgery through irl secret texting.
apparently the Big butch gorilla nurse (DM likes to bring his wife into these) got cloned, a unicorn ran through the room, some sort of balloon animals also "...appeared next to me and then there was a bunch of other stuff and then a boom!" "something that was so bizarre I can't remember every detail.
during the fight it also accidentally turned all of the apples and mandarins, not oranges, in the fruit garden well... explosive resulting in the well intentioned gift basket for thanks given to us to become a bit of an unintentional prank as the fruit exploded in our faces (nothing damaging just like sprays puree)
exploding fruit was then introduced to our workd with bombs, guns, prank pops, and other assorted weird af exploding apple stuff.
Your Foodie Warlock has the Evil Patron of the Great Demon Lord, Gluttony. But, unbeknownst to you, Gluttony serves a deeper eldritch power known only as, The Cheese Force, or The Infinite Cheese. You want cheese with that? Cheese falls, and the dragon drowns in it! Summon cheese from the Cheese Realm.
PANR has tuned in.
I gave my group a cursed map once. All it does is sketch out within a 6 second Span a view from 10 feet above you, and then draws an arrow pointing to the square(s) you are standing in with the words **"YOU ARE HERE."**
A triple barrel magical cannon that sometimes fires a projectile powerful enough to atomize a god, and sometimes emits the most spectacular flatulence ever.
goodberry long sword? that's dope!
While DMing a kobold only party (super entertaining when you have a goof ball in the party and players that are also DMs and can roleplay kobolds well) they crafted an ever smoking flask with the curse of fowl odor... Sentience, and the ability to speak. All it did is blow raspberries whenever it was used.
My friend created a weapon that a child touched by the fey had created. The "Magical Sword of Boom Pow Whoosh Ouchie." It has a d% table of random powers, ranging from harmless or humorous to the most horrendous. I created the "Axe of Pure Chaos," a double bladed axe with a spear point between them. One blade was chaotic good, the other chaotic evil, and the spear chaotic neutral. They often argued, and had d20 random powers each encounter. We gave it to the half ogre in the party. In his dim way, he tried to keep them from arguing, or threatened to shove them into a dark sack if they didn't quit. They didn't like that, so they tried...
The funniest item a character of mine had in their possession would be the spoopy staff. If you cast any kind of buff your healing spell through this staff the either the effect or duration is doubled. For example if you used a healing spell it would heal for twice as much or if you cast a spell that buffed someone's strength it would last for twice as long. Besides the name it isn't really that funny but the way I got my hands on it was pretty funny in my opinion; me and my party fought an army of zombie dodo birds for a Halloween one-shot.
The ‘barbarian staff of healing’ it’s a rare great-club that just does healing instead of damage. That’s it, uses strength modifier and everything.
Ok...this one I forget where I picked it up...probably a site like reddit...anyway, a member of a D&D party got a magical shield called a "flaming shield". The new owner asked "What's a Flaming Shield?" just then a flamboyantly dressed effeminate man pops out from behind a tree, gave a finger snap and said, "Uh-uh! don't you DARRRRRE touch MY MAN!"
I love all of these
A Potion of Beer Breathing. Not my idea unfortunately but it was an item for Last Order At the Yawning Portal Tavern. It is still funny that as an item a player could keep it in their inventory for later use like if a villain wanted to drown them in a barrel of beer.
I funny item I had made and GIVEN to my paladin orik. The item was called a ring of music...its buff is that once per day it could enthral any target within a 60 foot cone that he chooses...its curse is that it need a successful I Arcana check. On a failed check the rings inner egotistical bard possessing it takes over your body for 24 hours.
The ring of perpetual unseen servant. This ring when activated produces a standard unseen servant accept it has no duration limit. So long as it doesn’t take any damage it persists indefinitely and serves diligently within the range of the wearer. We thought about putting it on the end of a sentient dagger that despised skeletons specifically but thought better of it when we considered what could happen.
They should have weaponised the cheese even more by using it as replacements for ammunition and the like. One could even shout "Throw the CHEESE!!!"
I gave my players a stone of awakening.
This gem when put into any object with storingcapabillity for 10min turns said object into a animated object. Iff it's anykind of box into a mimik. This little guy then roles a d4 for its relation to it's owner. 1Friendly 2Neutral 3Hostile 4Berserk.
The first 3 personalitys remember people from earlyer lifes wile the last one is nothing than agression.
Last time it turned into a berserking goldbag that disabled the mages hand untill it got restored.
This time it's a jewlerybox mimik who remembers these shady people pushing it into a dark space of coldnes.
Little sidenote. The hostile personality doesn't simply lash out. It planes ahead and tries its best to truely damage its enemy and eskape.
CLOAK OF BILLOWING! I'm a player right now and my DM is REALLY scared that I'll exploit everything he gives me and he's sort of justified, though I don't really minmax much and go with comedy over power whenever possible without being detrimental to myself. My party was going through a dungeon and we came across a group of evil copies of ourselves, each targeting the PC they copied. Mine started up a spell combo that I commonly use and I realize that it could kill me in only a few turns with it so I just attack immediately and try to break its concentration. I get a nat 20 and decapitate it (vorpal sword). I then do what anyone would do in that situation and use my bonus action to Billow my cloak dramatically. I frickin love my cloak.
10:22 that's an anchorman reference
The y have to call the cheese wheel "Cheesus"
Godspeed Bryan
I gave my Paladin a halberd that squeaks whenever he hits something with it...
He now refuses to fight without it.
I want you guys to get to one million
I hope MrRipper and myself both get to a million one day, that'd be amazing.
@@BrianVaughnVA that would be so awesome
@@enkivman5715 Well I'm certainly trying my best as a narrator here to help the channel hit as high as it can, same with on my own!
It's all about keeping a stiff upper lip no matter what the world throws at you.
My friend has a character who is a dwarf with a peculiar demand for those who wronged him: he will forgive them if he gets their pinkies. So, my character was introduced trying to steal from him and, when that failed, running away. Later he cornered me in a tabern and demanded my pinky (he was feeling generous, so he offered to cut it from one of my feet). I, fearing a dexterity debuff in my thief character, told him that I would give him my foreskin instead. After a messy circumcision, he took my foreskin, put it on a chain and is now his necklace. It doesn't do anything, but I want it back.
love the spookulele
This was a really funny video, i very much so laughed at the cheese
Me see video me click
im listening to the great cheese one and getting visions of Bahamut ZERO firing a massive laser only for the creatures on the ground to see a massive cheese wheel hurdling down at them at cosmic speeds.
My witch etched runes into a skull and lined them with silver and then attempted to enchant the skull to reveal magic items in the area. The result was that the skull would detect the magic items around it but would say the name of the last magic item that was named in 30 ft of it. Didn’t matter if it was a plus one shield or a decanter of endless water or etc. and it would keep saying the name whenever something magical passed within its field of view. That wound up facing a wall in a library for some poor unfortunate adventures to find.
I left a lengthy piece on the subreddit that could probably be a video of its own. I hope it makes the grade and that I get to see it here eventually.
It's here:
www.reddit.com/r/MrRipper/comments/jvditu/what_was_the_rollsituation_that_sent_everything/
And it involves an NPC who's backstory was just too present.
Amulet of Piracy
Gave a massive (I forgot what) bonus to charisma but only with pirates
Also the totem of -Un- dying
It was almost indistinguishable from a normal totem of undying (yes, copied from minecraft) except that it killed you if you healed. Or killed you if you took any damage. We kept forgetting and changing it.
We ended up using it as a sticky bomb against a dragon. (coated the totem in sap then tied it to a stick.)
Missed opportunity. Should have called rhe cheeseentity Cheesus.
My dm created an illusion spell that I bought of a crazy old dude, it allows you to "throw an egg", which is the illusion, that when it hits it feels exactly like being hit by an egg
Had a dm who gave a player a flying broom that in order to activate the words"shizbiscuit away" must be said
I made an item called the kaboomerang a boomerang that is basically a fireball spell anyone can use but missing results in the attack hitting the user as it returns.
YOU FOOL! ~sword
The Self-Replicating Coin. After speaking its command word, it will create a copy of itself every 1d4 hours, and that copy will also create copies of itself. If any creature within range of one speaks the command word while they are active, they all become inactive, and if any creature within range of one speaks the command word while they are inactive, they all become active. Changing the command word desyncs the coin.
It can be used as an infinite money hack, if you have the patience. Or to destroy the economy of an enemy kingdom with hyperinflation.
6:27 What rarity do you think this would be?
Ring of protection...
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In pathfinder I once gave a cocky paladin friend of mine a breastplate of rage which looks and acts like a breastplate of commanding except it drops the users charisma by 4 and every non friendly creature gets a +1 to hit them but the really funny part is that no one notices any differences not even the enemies realise why they hit easier
that hand crossbow thing sounds like some sort of foreign pun that got lost in translation.
The vorpal cast iron frying pan.
I have one, the object wasn't the joke but my character was. My group is doing curse of straad and I am a firbolg druid/rogue/warlock, I know I am crazy. Anyway, I found a wand that had a frog attached to the end, I honestly didn't know what it did but I knew it was transformation as I used detect magic to find it. So we go into a fight and I decided to use the thing. I pointed it at the current BBEG and yelled I hope you are a frog. It works and he had a frog. Since then my girl thinks it only turns things into a frog. My party keeps asking when she will learn it is a wand of polymorph so it can do more than frogs, my answer you gonna tell her.