Giant Snapping Turtle Nicknamed "Chonkosaurus"

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  • Опубликовано: 3 янв 2025

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  • @timberdoodle2
    @timberdoodle2 Год назад +462

    Joey Santore at Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't is one of my absolute favs. Can't beat adding comedy to nature education. Thank you from a railroad laborer's daughter and fellow naturalist for your service educating the public and making me laugh. Sometimes self-taught passion is worth 2 degrees.

    • @avi_s0ncin0
      @avi_s0ncin0 Год назад +7

      Hey don’t sell Al short either!

    • @chriskratzke4844
      @chriskratzke4844 Год назад +2

      I like watching his channel too 🤠

    • @andrewbraun123
      @andrewbraun123 Год назад +4

      I read that in his voice

    • @Bolognaman99
      @Bolognaman99 Год назад +4

      It blows my mind how the dude in that video can list the most complicated botany names in his reels.... stuff I can't even pronounce 🤣

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 Год назад

      But are gems.

  • @leitmotif7268
    @leitmotif7268 Год назад +310

    If you’re not subscribed to Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t, you’re missing out on peak educational content from the most Chicagoan to ever Chicago.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 Год назад +7

      Huge agree! I'm a grandma who used to work in horticulture. I learn something every video.

    • @fuxan
      @fuxan Год назад +4

      He made me get into native plants!

    • @austincde
      @austincde Год назад +6

      He sounds like a farmer that also racketeered alcohol in the 20s lol

    • @ghostwriter1415
      @ghostwriter1415 Год назад +1

      @euthmialy, I like the demonym, "CHEEK-UH-GO-IN", but that's the first time I've heard or saw Chicago used as a verb. Am I missing out on something? I want to do the Chicago with everyone else!

    • @JaRule6
      @JaRule6 Год назад

      He's amusing but he lost me when he went into a natural health store and chose to mock the remedies of snake oil. As much as he understands botany he doesn't understand homeopathy 🤷 I can't subscribe to somebody that close minded

  • @adriennefloreen
    @adriennefloreen Год назад +159

    I would like to congratulate Crime Pays But Botany Doesn't for getting a TV network to basically run an add segment promoting their channel, I especially liked the end where it had your logo and advertised "Kill your lawn Tuesdays."

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Год назад +6

      This turtle has done so much for our small business, we should elect it Mayor!

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 Год назад +1

      @@overbythere I know you're joking but there have been about 9 or 10 dogs elected mayor in various parts of our country.

    • @leequinn2733
      @leequinn2733 Год назад +1

      @@overbythere Chonky would prob do a better job than any rep or dem. She seems really laid back.

  • @SrTacoman
    @SrTacoman Год назад +162

    Joey is spot on about getting into ecology to pull yourself out of the depressing reality that is this industrial society. Anybody can teach themselves about this stuff.

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 Год назад

      I love his attitude on life. his video on ditch weed in chicago got me hooked!!

  • @alexandraklimczak2199
    @alexandraklimczak2199 Год назад +73

    Yay! This made my morning. So glad you featured them! It's great to see when ecological awareness efforts are leading to more biodiversity in our essential waterways.

  • @redbloodedbutterfly
    @redbloodedbutterfly Год назад +83

    Thank you so much for having them on and for giving them time to explain why what they do is so important! Their RUclips channel is fantastic!

  • @jaredknapp8886
    @jaredknapp8886 Год назад +112

    What a treat to have these boys on the news.

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Год назад +10

      It was a pleasure and an honor

    • @jaredknapp8886
      @jaredknapp8886 Год назад +8

      Professors of science and anthropology nice.

    • @tylerm0089
      @tylerm0089 Год назад +1

      JOEY FOR MAYOR!!!!

    • @robertbreschard3493
      @robertbreschard3493 Год назад

      Many turtles are not like the alligator snapping turtle

  • @tinyjungle_
    @tinyjungle_ Год назад +103

    Chonkosaurus must be protected at all costs. Especially from social media selfie idiots. Fame is a double edged sword.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Год назад +11

      Hopefully, she finds a private place to lay her eggs.

    • @turbowheelznitro
      @turbowheelznitro Год назад +3

      My sentiment exactly, some *sshole will now attempt to hurt this beautiful snapper just because they now know it's there smfh

    • @ryanwaldrop2473
      @ryanwaldrop2473 Год назад

      Chonky looks delicious 😋🤤

    • @tinyjungle_
      @tinyjungle_ Год назад

      @@ryanwaldrop2473 Stop lashing out at the world because your other nut hasn't dropped

  • @Ankudamurderer
    @Ankudamurderer Год назад +26

    As a chicago native I've been watching Joey since he had less than a hundred views per video. He's a blessing to this god forsaken city and god's (almost) green earth and I hope nothing but good for him...
    I tried Al's liquid salad and I swear to christ you can shine a light down my throat and illuminate the print of my underpants.

  • @KSignalEingang
    @KSignalEingang Год назад +157

    You should give these two a regular segment!

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Год назад +17

      I concur, we are open to offers

    • @LOOMIS1638
      @LOOMIS1638 Год назад +3

      That’s a fantastic idea!!

    • @missyflutter5562
      @missyflutter5562 Год назад +2

      They wouldn’t want it, if you know anything about the channel

    • @LOOMIS1638
      @LOOMIS1638 Год назад +2

      @@missyflutter5562 that’s truly a shame. This was probably thier most widely viewed segment ever.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 Год назад +3

      ​@@missyflutter5562 so you've never heard Joey speak at horticultural symposiums I presume. Ignore the language, it won't cause permanent damage.

  • @HeidiAckermann
    @HeidiAckermann Год назад +47

    Joey Santore is a Chicago treasure.

  • @hhheee3939
    @hhheee3939 Год назад +55

    My absolute favorite channel. Do yourselves a favor and binge botany videos. You can thank me later.

  • @erics667
    @erics667 Год назад +23

    Never heard a more Chicago accent than Al Scorch. I was waiting for him to whip out a brat and beer LOL.

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Год назад +5

      Strangely enough that’s what I had for breakfast!

  • @mikeoxsbigg1
    @mikeoxsbigg1 Год назад +16

    His podcast is the best Botany channel there is.

  • @theflyingcrud
    @theflyingcrud Год назад +59

    So glad these guys got featured! One of my favorite channels, hilarious and very educational. If you havent, definitely check them out

  • @sagetmaster4
    @sagetmaster4 Год назад +34

    I can only hope this gives more of a spotlight to Joey

  • @katehartley2333
    @katehartley2333 Год назад +17

    😂 Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't made the news!

  • @lsrclb8631
    @lsrclb8631 Год назад +34

    I woke up with anxiety and after watching this I feel much better. Thank you guys.

    • @PurringMyrrh
      @PurringMyrrh Год назад +1

      Yes! It works every time!

    • @FrugalGarden
      @FrugalGarden Год назад +2

      You’d love his channel. Every video is like it

    • @lsrclb8631
      @lsrclb8631 Год назад +3

      @@FrugalGarden already do

    • @EmInMI80
      @EmInMI80 Год назад

      Same!

  • @andrewgraves4026
    @andrewgraves4026 Год назад +20

    Joey, Al: you crushed it; grats on the spot! Earthlings and civilians: find Crime Pays and Botany Doesn’t on RUclips, learn a little something.

  • @michaelallenyarbrough9503
    @michaelallenyarbrough9503 Год назад +25

    Yes!!! Psyched you got exposure for your excellent channel, and hopefully opening more eyes to biodiversity and appreciation of wildlife! Thanks Chonkosaurus!

  • @RentMyGun
    @RentMyGun Год назад +17

    Absolute Chicago legends. Thanks for having them on!!

  • @morris7025
    @morris7025 Год назад +10

    A truly magnificent local tv spot - so well done. You both were supremely eloquent,
    educational, and funny all at the same time. And the hosts were a step above the
    usual talking heads - BRAVO !!!

  • @hhheee3939
    @hhheee3939 Год назад +22

    And we get a cameo from jack and lewy. I love that he brings them everywhere he goes.

  • @ericperramond3463
    @ericperramond3463 Год назад +16

    I got a sneaking suspicion this is the same Chonk we saw when I was teaching a group of college students, we joined the Friends of the Chicago River canoe tour in April of 2016 - he was big then, and is thicker now, and they live for decades. Wouldn't be surprised. APEX CHONK

  • @vicw9223
    @vicw9223 Год назад +6

    So happy to see Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't on the news! One of the best RUclips channels there is!

  • @catz122122
    @catz122122 Год назад +19

    Big fan of WGN and Tony, so I love to see them together at last! Thanks to all involved. ❤ Extra points for letting Jack and Louie tag along.

    • @overbythere
      @overbythere Год назад +5

      It’s a match made in heaven, we had a good time going up there

  • @stuntone
    @stuntone Год назад +9

    They are what made Chicago. real nice. 👍🏽🐢🌱📈 thanks for having Joey and Al ♥️✌🏽 from Houston TX.

  • @kimiroar2644
    @kimiroar2644 Год назад +5

    One of the best channels on youtube, the mix of humor, dread and information is simply incredible.

  • @ferdis7
    @ferdis7 Год назад +15

    In the 5ish years of watching Joey he taught me more than any of my old science teachers lol

  • @joek5637
    @joek5637 Год назад +8

    These two just make my heart sing! The spotlight that they shine on the beauty and diversity on our planet is as valuable as ever in today's world. Love you guys, and thank you WGN for having them on!

  • @dominiclindus2535
    @dominiclindus2535 Год назад +6

    Seeing Joey and Al pop up outside of the Crime Pays channel is always pure joy!

  • @kimistri
    @kimistri Год назад +9

    Lol These two look like they just walked out of a SNL skit❗😄
    They're a Hoot‼️🐢

    • @mikeoxsbigg1
      @mikeoxsbigg1 Год назад +6

      This is actually them, they're legit.

  • @gantgibson2550
    @gantgibson2550 Год назад +7

    Hey everyone welcome back to crime pays but botany doesn’t. Today we’re lookin at this big fucking banger of a snapping turtle absolutle beaut. This fucking snapping turtle is a panty dropper and would look great in any landscape.

  • @athatcher85
    @athatcher85 Год назад +13

    Been subscribed to Joey on RUclips for years. Good dude, ddmidnt expect to see him here lol

  • @Youngstomata
    @Youngstomata Год назад +6

    Crime pays but Botany doesn’t is the channel!

  • @gobot567
    @gobot567 Год назад +5

    I love how this is how he got on the news, not for anything relating to plants, just him and a friend hyping up a snapping turtle.

  • @Heavilymoderated
    @Heavilymoderated Год назад +6

    Nice. I didn’t even expect them to be in studio when I clicked. Joey nice Al nice.

  • @thirdvisiongarage9148
    @thirdvisiongarage9148 Год назад +3

    CPBBD is one of the greatest RUclips channels out there. Highly recommend it to everyone.

  • @vomact1052
    @vomact1052 Год назад +2

    Great to see you guys on the News. Your RUclips channel is a fave!

  • @astroidea
    @astroidea Год назад +1

    Love Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't, I've been watching for years. The humour and knowledge is great!

  • @CameFromSirius
    @CameFromSirius Год назад +8

    You ever heard of liquid salad? We do that! Al does that!

  • @nochepatada
    @nochepatada Год назад +6

    Finally get to see the man behind the camera.
    Al Scorch is looks exactly like what I expect a Chicagoan to look like

  • @durere
    @durere Год назад +2

    I was grinning to my ears seeing the footage with that sweet commentary in the background, but I really lost it when I saw the guys in the studio. Great piece of TV right here, smart move.

  • @bleachno9
    @bleachno9 Год назад +6

    So, im a longtime fan of Joey, but I gotta give massive props to Al for wearing a goddamn Dominicks sweater on WGN morning news. The deeper you look the more layers of absolute Chicago you can see that both of them embody lmao

  • @outlawbillionairez9780
    @outlawbillionairez9780 Год назад +9

    Many of Mitch McConnell's relatives live in the area.

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Год назад

      McConnell is probably going to order a print of Chonkasaurus to put over his bed.

  • @sassyghost_8
    @sassyghost_8 Год назад +2

    Love Crime Pays But Botany Doesn’t. A real gem of a channel that I just happened to stumble across and subscribed to immediately.

  • @HappyRamblingCamper
    @HappyRamblingCamper Год назад +2

    That dude or dudet’ could be closing in on 100 yrs old… accent and amazing..

  • @ericsherman37
    @ericsherman37 Год назад

    Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't is the best channel on RUclips and this is the best interview to ever air.

  • @comette4u
    @comette4u Год назад

    Crime Pays but botany doesn't is the most entertaining Channel I have on my subscription list!

  • @robina.9402
    @robina.9402 Год назад +3

    Perfection. Glad you had the boys on, and I hope you invite them back for updates. Love the old school Chicago spirit, and the dogs!

  • @EmInMI80
    @EmInMI80 Год назад +3

    Joey, Al, you brightened my day. I was losing my faith in humanity. I still am, but at least now I’m smiling. Thanks!

  • @johndeere3486
    @johndeere3486 Год назад +6

    The RUclips channel is full of cool videos of rare ecological environments from around the world ❤

  • @bluesnake198
    @bluesnake198 Год назад +5

    Yooo that's our boys Joey and Al let's all give em' a big "NICE"!

  • @TheAverageBearz
    @TheAverageBearz Год назад +8

    Yeah!! Glad to see you guys are making on television in more than one way.

  • @TheKat1959
    @TheKat1959 Год назад

    These men need their own show!!! Way Kool!!! Thank you for sharing this with us all. Blessings.

  • @Raccoondogbonsai
    @Raccoondogbonsai Год назад +4

    I think these two guys hosting a show would make me subscribe to this RUclips channel for a local tv news channel where I do not live, and that's a beautiful thing

  • @racheller8753
    @racheller8753 Год назад +1

    This came up on my feed because I listen to all his videos love this love him he's hilarious.. he's a star for sure!
    The turtle was cool too!

  • @TheSubjectofPlants
    @TheSubjectofPlants Год назад +11

    Great to see nature content on WGN! More of this please.

  • @subliteral
    @subliteral Год назад +4

    When you're a giant snapping turtle , having a shell for protection is a mere formality at best.

    • @Gunners_Mate_Guns
      @Gunners_Mate_Guns Год назад

      FWIW, it's believed that the reason for Snapping turtles being so defensive is because they are unable to pull their legs and head fully into their shells.
      They are well aware of that, so they compensate by protecting themselves with that famous mouth and claws.

  • @thefucrew9865
    @thefucrew9865 Год назад +2

    The guy talking, is the perfect voice of the Chicago dialect !!!

  • @DixieNormus710
    @DixieNormus710 Год назад +1

    Been watching Joey's channel for a few years now. I always learn something new and I love his colorful way of speaking 😂 10/10 highly recommend!

  • @venisontron
    @venisontron Год назад +2

    The fact that Joe and Al showed up in character

  • @jonathangehman4005
    @jonathangehman4005 Год назад +3

    Very cool. Even before Chonkasaurus blew up to be world famous in Chicago, I was wondering if there was going to be a tee shirt with her amphibious Highness. My "Department of Unauthorized Forestry" tee is getting pretty shabby, time for a "River Habitat Crisis Commission" shirt or somethin'. Get on dat, will ya'?

    • @dfrost6573
      @dfrost6573 Год назад

      LoL! RHCC! Perfect

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 Год назад

      Fun, yes, but "she's" a male, discernable by the rather small carapace and the length of the cloaca pouch.

  • @atravelerofbothtimespace4172
    @atravelerofbothtimespace4172 Год назад +1

    Lol Al Scorch is the perfect example of a red blooded American Chicagoan .
    That accent will never leave.
    God bless chicager

  • @panzertracks
    @panzertracks Год назад +3

    Joey and Al are the best at showing folks the beauty in plants.

  • @seanodonnell9826
    @seanodonnell9826 Год назад

    I read the article on Block Club and had to see if there was video. It's even better now knowing the guy who found it was Joey Santore with Crime Pays but Botany Doesn't! Dude is a legend!

  • @williemasterofdestruction5339
    @williemasterofdestruction5339 Год назад +1

    Love crime pays!
    Thanks for showing me that some still care about this ole ball of dirt! 💚😁

  • @lumbrados
    @lumbrados Год назад +1

    I just want to hear that big Burly guy on the far right say " da bears"😂😂😂 I love Joes Channel I watch it both on RUclips and Facebook been following him for a couple of years now. He has probably some of the best commentary ever on any nature Channel I've ever watched

  • @ajedogawa1916
    @ajedogawa1916 Год назад +1

    Lol they are Chicago caricatures! Love Joey!
    What a delightful segment

  • @annburchard6199
    @annburchard6199 Год назад +1

    I really enjoy this news article and both guest speakers! I would have liked to take a class in this field. Thank you for the information; it was really entertaining.

  • @melindaunknown6411
    @melindaunknown6411 Год назад +1

    Legend has it, if a snapping turtle bites you, it won’t let go until it thunders….

  • @colettemerchant865
    @colettemerchant865 Год назад +4

    At first I thought it was a Gator turtle, that's actually a pre historic creature.. This snapping turtle is huge!

  • @shepshep8654
    @shepshep8654 Год назад +3

    I'm wearing my Crime Pays but Mycology Dosen't shirt right now go viral Joey

  • @chevrosmith
    @chevrosmith Год назад +1

    Never seen a common snapping turtle that large…..alligator snapper yeah & we got some big ones in South Carolina too.

  • @rhartwig1
    @rhartwig1 Год назад +1

    These gents are eloquent and hilarious!

  • @stevebennett2396
    @stevebennett2396 Год назад +1

    That turtle got so fat it outgrew its shell.

  • @denniscarroll7696
    @denniscarroll7696 Год назад +1

    Chonkosaurus has outgrown his shell/home, no shell to retreat to when danger is near. ...but who or what in that lake would want to mess with you.

  • @PurringMyrrh
    @PurringMyrrh Год назад +5

    I love the very last line... "They're a puzzle." 😄

  • @Meterman76
    @Meterman76 Год назад +2

    I love his Social Media. He's awesome! This is the first time I've ever seen his face on camera.

  • @iReima
    @iReima Год назад +4

    Second time I heard about liquid salad from that guy lol

    • @PurringMyrrh
      @PurringMyrrh Год назад

      How many outdoor/garden apartment friends do you have? 😄🤘

  • @arbyscurlyfries9490
    @arbyscurlyfries9490 Год назад +2

    When I was like 12, a friend and I were walking down a creek behind our houses and about a mile down we needed to cross. We started stepping on big stones to cross and my friend slipped on a big mossy rock and fell in, he got up and told me to not step on that rock and when he pointed at it it moved a little bit. We realized what it was and immediately ran home and grabbed a rope and a giant storage tote ran back and wrangled it somewhat into the tote and dragged the tote to the bank and set the turtle on the bank to take pictures of it and then put it back where we found it. Being grown I now realize that we were wrong to mess with it at all but I have developed photos of it somewhere. Was roughly the size of like a pushmower, just a giant snapper.

    • @arbyscurlyfries9490
      @arbyscurlyfries9490 Год назад

      This happened in Elkhart Iowa for anyone curious

    • @whalesong999
      @whalesong999 Год назад

      @@arbyscurlyfries9490 I heard a story first hand about a very large snapper that would emerge from a pond near Tecumseh, Ne and take hot dogs from folks picnicking near the pond. I've handled snappers for years, some were very cooperative with a few aspects of being treated by a human. They are a surprisingly adept creature and are sensitive, can become quite docile.

  • @jamesdriscoll_tmp1515
    @jamesdriscoll_tmp1515 Год назад +2

    You didn't end this one like you usually do, but i think you got some points across.
    Thanks Joey.

  • @BC-kx5zb
    @BC-kx5zb Год назад +1

    He's been filling up on those dead bodies since the 60s

  • @garycubby2572
    @garycubby2572 Год назад +1

    Damn! They need Al to bring a banjo! Tony, as always, kills it. And Lou I assume stands for Louise, she's a real sweetie!

  • @judyjohnson2892
    @judyjohnson2892 Год назад +1

    That shell is hanging on for dear life!😂

  • @tiredofthetyranny9874
    @tiredofthetyranny9874 Год назад +2

    What’s crazy is we think that’s a big one ….. when I was a kid my grandfather told me stories of catching and eating them when he was younger and he said they caught snappers 3-5 foot around, that was probably about 100 years ago now! The waters used to be cleaner the turtles lived longer and ate better!

  • @dawoof5119
    @dawoof5119 Год назад +1

    As a turtle he must be in Chicago for its legendary pizza

  • @n8smyth24
    @n8smyth24 Год назад +1

    These 2 dude are straight up legit! Mad props! I love it.

  • @anaritamartinho1340
    @anaritamartinho1340 Год назад

    Is funny and away to learn Botany...i like to see very much the videos "Crime Pays and Botany Doesn't"...and now i am the person who is taken photos of must the plants i see in the country i live😊

  • @alli6791
    @alli6791 Год назад +1

    And cue all the clout chasers tryna get selfies with it, and then stories of a clout chaser loosing a few fingers.

  • @LOOMIS1638
    @LOOMIS1638 Год назад +1

    Probably your best bit ever!! Great story.

  • @gusto8585
    @gusto8585 Год назад +1

    That Snapper has been eating Bodies !!!

  • @nickwehle177
    @nickwehle177 Год назад +1

    Man went up to Chicago for the weekend and now I’m wishing I never left. Forgot how great it is up there compared to south Florida

  • @toanao1
    @toanao1 Год назад +2

    Love that guy 🤣 does some awesome work

  • @Toddis
    @Toddis Год назад +1

    Joey is one of my favorite things to ever happen to botany

  • @frankc3266
    @frankc3266 Год назад +1

    The story was really about joey santore and his new found love of botnay & the snapping turtle was just the segway but i loved it these guys were hilarious i hope there is a podcast out there of these 2 dudes comedy with education about plants , love it keep up the good work.

    • @katiekane5247
      @katiekane5247 Год назад

      Newfound? He's an accomplished botonist

  • @neilh9442
    @neilh9442 Год назад

    Wtg Joey & friend Bill Swerski!
    Could that be art for a future T shirt at Crime pays...?
    Good job fellas, now GFY!

  • @codecaine
    @codecaine Год назад +1

    That turtle is thick

  • @ryansmiley5495
    @ryansmiley5495 Год назад

    This was so great to see!! These guys are great, all their videos are amazing!

  • @bankiey
    @bankiey Год назад +5

    It is a fun show, it’s really really good for when you’re sad

    • @evilsharkey8954
      @evilsharkey8954 Год назад +1

      Except the episodes on habitat destruction for the border wall. They’re trying so hard to save everything they can, but there’s just not the time or manpower.

    • @bankiey
      @bankiey Год назад +1

      @@evilsharkey8954 yeah it sucks. gotta have hope