Fat Geralt (The Witcher Parody)

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  • Опубликовано: 14 окт 2024
  • Geralt is an epic monster hunter with a healthy appetite
    Patreon: / rigamarole

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  • @KnightSlasher
    @KnightSlasher Год назад +3964

    When people don't realize that the ad is an ad the ad worked perfectly.....I will now buy Honey mustard

    • @pepesilvia429
      @pepesilvia429 Год назад +68

      But isn't it a FREE browser extension that takes barely any time to download, and helps find discounts for online stores?

    • @mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2
      @mcchickenbaptistchurch.org2 Год назад +48

      lemon pepper

    • @Doomroar
      @Doomroar Год назад +20

      Wait wasn't this and ad for lemon pepper!?

    • @TheCat_3
      @TheCat_3 Год назад +7

      Why buy it when with a meal from McDonald's you can ask your kind McDonald's server to throw in some honey mustard at no extra cost!

    • @dr.dank_memes1975
      @dr.dank_memes1975 Год назад +7

      Don't forget the spicy mayo

  • @ScylaAnfingrim
    @ScylaAnfingrim Год назад +1862

    I have to say, Rigamarole does a killer Geralt impression

    • @123hattan
      @123hattan Год назад +36

      I mean, Geralt was always a killer.

    • @thesnowfox7262
      @thesnowfox7262 Год назад +11

      @@123hattan ba-dum-tsss

  • @aj-taz_editing
    @aj-taz_editing Год назад +1156

    This is still more respectful and loyal to the source material than anything netflix has done

    • @bloodrunsclear
      @bloodrunsclear Год назад +10

      The Witcher: Ketchup Origin

    • @H.3.l.p
      @H.3.l.p Год назад +2

      Even that animated one?

    • @aj-taz_editing
      @aj-taz_editing Год назад +7

      @@H.3.l.p nightmare of the wolf is the one exception that shit was fire

    • @Flippo___
      @Flippo___ Год назад +2

      nah season 1 was great. it kept close to the source material while adding more narrative complexity by having those 3 asynchronous storylines. Season 2 however 🤮🤮

    • @aj-taz_editing
      @aj-taz_editing Год назад

      @@Flippo___ season 1 was fine tbh but they ruined it with season 2

  • @boxen6392
    @boxen6392 Год назад +838

    Can't believe Yellow Guy singlehandedly took out Geralt. Tho, he DID use a very powerful attack.

    • @mr.strugglesnuggle6668
      @mr.strugglesnuggle6668 Год назад +25

      Death March sometimes be like that. Should had buffed before fighting him

    • @dagnabit5300
      @dagnabit5300 Год назад +30

      Geralt admitting to stealing which give him an action debuff called "thief" That weakened him to a lemon pepper attacks

    • @DongsMcLong
      @DongsMcLong Год назад +8

      Should have equiped some spice mutagens to build some resistance to the lemon pepper attack. But alas Gerald was always fixated on the condiment perks and didn't delicate. Unfortunate indeed

    • @GoldenPhoenixGaming
      @GoldenPhoenixGaming Год назад +14

      True to the lore, a simple peasant basically killed him in last book.

    • @MagicForg
      @MagicForg Год назад +3

      Lemon Pepper

  • @JackKingOffmen
    @JackKingOffmen Год назад +664

    0:34 that clip perfectly summarizes the Witcher's side quests

    • @jonsnowman5682
      @jonsnowman5682 Год назад +63

      You mean playing hide and seek with children to find the wife of an alcoholic?

    • @JackKingOffmen
      @JackKingOffmen Год назад +15

      @@jonsnowman5682exactly! Bring back memories... i really need to replay the game with the new update

    • @TrashmanCZ
      @TrashmanCZ Год назад +21

      That would be FRENCH ONION.

    • @SirPonnd
      @SirPonnd Год назад

      I've never played Witcher, can you explain?

    • @jonsnowman5682
      @jonsnowman5682 Год назад

      @@SirPonnd in witcher 3 your main task in the beginning of the game is to find a girl called ciri and a guy named the bloody baron (the alcoholic) has intel about her but he wants geralt to find his wife and daughter first

  • @andrewk.277
    @andrewk.277 Год назад +1930

    His voice actually sound's good for Geralt

    • @tothemoon7438
      @tothemoon7438 Год назад +13

      A bit to younger for him, i think 🤔

  • @Frankly_Amazing2000
    @Frankly_Amazing2000 Год назад +322

    0:58 This man is on his way to being a great Witcher. I hope he is the main character in the next game

  • @FaIlTaStIcF34R
    @FaIlTaStIcF34R Год назад +179

    Rewatching this a second time, I realized that his swords handles and sheaths are red and yellow like ketchup and mustard. The detail, it's wonderful
    Ketchup for monsters, mustard for humans

    • @MagicForg
      @MagicForg Год назад +6

      Honey Mustard, to be exact.

    • @iusproductions9050
      @iusproductions9050 10 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@MagicForg Nah man, I think he meant the "gassy" kind... If y'know what I mean.

  • @TheBlindRaven
    @TheBlindRaven Год назад +361

    You forgot gwent. Geralt never loses a chance to play gwent. That was a great Doug Cockle impression 👏

    • @Gungrave94
      @Gungrave94 Год назад +8

      Spoiler!!
      I'm actually playing the game right now and got to Vesemirs funeral .. the thought of Geralt asking the guests to play Gwent made me laugh because it would be so unfitting .. yet fitting 🤣

    • @TheBlindRaven
      @TheBlindRaven Год назад

      @@Gungrave94 lol goes up to Lambert " wanna play gwent" "tell your grandmother to suck eggs".

    • @sinenomine2681
      @sinenomine2681 Год назад +7

      @@Gungrave94 HEY good job on the whole initiative to put a spoiler warning, but you might wanna leave a bunch of spaces between the word spoiler and the spoiler so that people have to click read more to read it. I've played the game all the way through, so I know about the spoiler, so I'm fine. !SPOILER!
      Roach is actually Geralt's mother who has been imprisoned by the powerful witch, Gungooba, in the body of a horse.

    • @TheBlindRaven
      @TheBlindRaven Год назад +1

      @@sinenomine2681 🤣🤣🤣

    • @topblokehere6579
      @topblokehere6579 Год назад +3

      Heh heh...cockle.

  • @collin5778
    @collin5778 Год назад +64

    “Witcha Wes catchin snails” is my favorite line for some reason

  • @andrewmaksymchuck2997
    @andrewmaksymchuck2997 Год назад +281

    God, the BearMan was terrifiying AF.

    • @ThomastheRiolpixQueen
      @ThomastheRiolpixQueen Год назад +43

      not even close to as terrifying as the werewolf....if you know you know... and im sorry

    • @andrewmaksymchuck2997
      @andrewmaksymchuck2997 Год назад

      @@ThomastheRiolpixQueen whaddya mean? I'd say a "woof" to that wolf 😏.
      But looking at the BearMan -- I feel like he would straight out rape me 😐.

    • @mikdan8813
      @mikdan8813 Год назад +9

      to me it was the werewolf

    • @MonstertruckBadass
      @MonstertruckBadass Год назад +2

      @@ThomastheRiolpixQueen That's not how you spell adorable

    • @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger
      @Your-Least-Favorite-Stranger Год назад +1

      @@MonstertruckBadass _...honey mustard_

  • @ThyLordOfThePing
    @ThyLordOfThePing Год назад +65

    The next step is a mod that incorporates those voice lines in the game. Oh and replaces beast oil with honey mustard of course

  • @velahtielredfang9417
    @velahtielredfang9417 Год назад +194

    0:28
    The fact that for the Werewolf clip you chose to use Messytails is both genius and traumatizing.
    I try to forget that he exists but you've dug up PTSD of that *literal* shit eater. 🤢

    • @W_Winters_99
      @W_Winters_99 Год назад +9

      I think he died, actually

    • @MyScorpion42
      @MyScorpion42 Год назад +35

      @@W_Winters_99 can't imagine why

    • @orbitalbutt6757
      @orbitalbutt6757 Год назад

      Who.
      The what.
      The *WHAT*
      What on EARTH
      I've only just made my peace with you fucking creatures and I'm two seconds away from regressing to early somethingawful sicko mode.
      Explain immediately. I will not Google this

    • @NaveeSeal
      @NaveeSeal Год назад +60

      I guess you could say he "ate shit and died"

    • @TheRealBlazingDiamond
      @TheRealBlazingDiamond Год назад +15

      ​@@NaveeSeal (Megadeth starts playing)

  • @jorgemigueltavares6041
    @jorgemigueltavares6041 Год назад +35

    *Rigamarole posts video*
    *Everyone:* _"IT'S YOOOOOOOUUU"_

  • @bandiddums
    @bandiddums 11 месяцев назад +11

    I really love the continuity within these skits, like how a lady said there was a thief and Geralt whips out the lemon pepper and when the guy at the end accuses Geralt of stealing he also used lemon pepper lol

  • @hennessyman4201
    @hennessyman4201 Год назад +74

    0:52 I ALWAYS LEAVE WITH A FREE MCCHICKEN 😈

    • @Pumpkinpoohh
      @Pumpkinpoohh 4 месяца назад +3

      *gasp* Stealing! Your a thief! Lemon Pepper! *tosses into eyes*

  • @lostknightsstudios
    @lostknightsstudios Год назад +10

    "Oil my blade. Witcher magic for every occassion. Killing monsters is what I do"
    I cant think of the game without thinking of this quote now. Ty Rigamolé.

  • @GlaiveMistress
    @GlaiveMistress Год назад +19

    0:46 I like how he truns into a smiling friends character

  • @omaral-oqbi9314
    @omaral-oqbi9314 Год назад +81

    That Geralt impression is spot on nice job

  • @naranara1690
    @naranara1690 Год назад +29

    Wasn't ready for that werewolf 💀

    • @piotrgajownik4666
      @piotrgajownik4666 Год назад +2

      Next time use honey mustardXD

    • @UwUImShio
      @UwUImShio 6 месяцев назад

      Isn't that the poopoo eating furry ?

  • @itsumayo
    @itsumayo Год назад +6

    “Werewolf”
    *the beast of the damned and filth appears behind him*

  • @stupit467
    @stupit467 Год назад +12

    I only now noticed the consistency behind lemon pepper and its thief stopping properties

  • @faustsin9366
    @faustsin9366 Год назад +14

    The way he says "Honey Mustard" is perfection!!

  • @GUNS_jk
    @GUNS_jk Год назад +48

    You actually got Yellow Guy in the cartoon? Fucking nice dude.

  • @MrRobot673
    @MrRobot673 Год назад +22

    0:28 oh god not him

  • @Haterator
    @Haterator Год назад +37

    I urgely crave for some McD's now, but there's no promo code.
    You hold too much power, Rigamarole.

  • @thegoalistheplan3868
    @thegoalistheplan3868 Год назад +10

    The DMHS Yellow guy just comes out of nowhere in the end

  • @rtsm1298
    @rtsm1298 Год назад +6

    Does anyone else just pause like every 4 frames of rigamaroles videos? There’s so many funny details like when Geralt hops out of the stump and the guys face like gets tiny and suprised for like 1 frame I always rewatch these videos to get all the details

  • @max99ch
    @max99ch Год назад +54

    They way someone calls him thief and tosses lemon pepper to him, it's like a God damned counter. Love it.

    • @burntgrahamcracker2866
      @burntgrahamcracker2866 Год назад +4

      That’s yellow guy from D.H.M.I.S

    • @Jose_Doe
      @Jose_Doe Год назад +3

      Well duh mastwr Witcher himself said lemon peppers for thieves

  • @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5
    @dreadpiraterobertsnumba5 Год назад +11

    This an ad for McDonald's or a crossover with Don't Hug Me I'm Scared?
    Both. Both is good.

  • @teal_m_101
    @teal_m_101 Год назад +209

    I wonder why there aren't many adventurers who make food out of the beasts they slay. Could be successful franchise.

    • @TheKingOfNachosTM
      @TheKingOfNachosTM Год назад +21

      monsters hunter got that covered i think

    • @MrNobody-dk1vo
      @MrNobody-dk1vo Год назад +7

      Yeah that's basically Monster Hunter

    • @HecatiaQueenOfHell
      @HecatiaQueenOfHell Год назад +7

      I think you would love to read dungeon meshi, is a manga about a group of friends going into a dungeon and eating the monsters they encounter because of the lack of food, the plot gets more dark as the story goes

    • @ScarletRebel96
      @ScarletRebel96 Год назад

      Cooking mama game?

    • @freeponoggit1743
      @freeponoggit1743 Год назад +1

      I've been saying it for months now: Cooking Mama x Pokemon = trillion dollar franchise

  • @tochukwuudu7763
    @tochukwuudu7763 Год назад +8

    “Constant bogos” is my new catchphrase.

  • @sereapple
    @sereapple Год назад +17

    I can safely say that Geralt is a food and spice expert when it comes to completing quests and cooking top-notch dishes.

  • @aj-taz_editing
    @aj-taz_editing Год назад +8

    Geralt doing the spongegar pose and the charlie face was something to behold

  • @jessedarren1511
    @jessedarren1511 Год назад +8

    the voice for geralt is spot on!

  • @NobleKidd265
    @NobleKidd265 Год назад +20

    I sadly feel him on that mcdonalds thing

  • @ourcraft9172
    @ourcraft9172 Год назад +6

    geralt once said : "I always leave with a free mac chicken" in a very serious tone

  • @God_Slayer_Official
    @God_Slayer_Official Год назад +5

    0:40 Geralts Sidequests in a nutshell

  • @vulturonix7460
    @vulturonix7460 Год назад +4

    I love how the medallion keeps changing

  • @LightEvader
    @LightEvader Год назад +17

    0:43 Toss a (bit)coin to your Witcher

  • @silverback8534
    @silverback8534 Год назад +5

    Oh dear god not the brown nose pup 0:28

  • @battledogs3970
    @battledogs3970 Год назад +2

    Okay hear me out, *COMBINE THEM ALL TOGETHER*

  • @JonnyGeorgeXz
    @JonnyGeorgeXz Год назад

    Dude you never stop. Your on-point hillarious and yet critical views on these icons is so damn good! Love your stuff bro! Never stop!

  • @tbalciunas333
    @tbalciunas333 Год назад +2

    0:45
    So I just finished watching season 6 of Rick And Morty, and then I see Sandwhich Rick on this

  • @condog56
    @condog56 Год назад +4

    The Geralt voice was good, but the reference to the TikTok guy who thinks he’s gaming McDonald’s is priceless.

  • @escrotus_maxus
    @escrotus_maxus Год назад +1

    I like that lemon pepper call back it really brings the entire season together

  • @mashupart1
    @mashupart1 Год назад +4

    0:55 is that Yellow Guy from DHMIS????

  • @Vikram787
    @Vikram787 Год назад +4

    I've watched this 20 times in 5 days. also, i use red chilli sauce for the wild hunt

  • @henrymaher4145
    @henrymaher4145 Год назад +11

    excellent animation, art's hilarious

  • @KurumiTokisakiNightmareSpirit
    @KurumiTokisakiNightmareSpirit Год назад +1

    Me Donald: *Thank you for purchasing our app. Buy more to qualify our gold card. The more you use it...the better chances to enter*

  • @alexh1323
    @alexh1323 Год назад +3

    That's a really good Geralt impression

  • @thecreepoid901
    @thecreepoid901 Год назад +2

    Oh god, that is not just any werewolf... that is an accursed fiend of legend..

  • @chiefster
    @chiefster Год назад +1

    "I always leave with a free McChicken." That line got me.

  • @bob7zyx
    @bob7zyx Год назад +1

    LOL yellow guy from dont hug me im sceard comes in and uses is own weapon against him

  • @kurtbeltpants1413
    @kurtbeltpants1413 Год назад +1

    make a mod that adds Geralt saying " honey mustard" every single time he pulls his sword.

  • @elweraro3943
    @elweraro3943 Год назад

    - Spicy Mayo
    - Garlic Butter
    - Sesame Glaze
    - Honey Mustard
    - Lemon Pepper
    - French Onion
    okay.

  • @rujitherockboigaming2765
    @rujitherockboigaming2765 Год назад +1

    I love the intro. no more silent into anymore.

  • @cyphre
    @cyphre Год назад +1

    The best Geralt impression I've heard yet.

  • @ALilSpleepy
    @ALilSpleepy Год назад +4

    I think I might need some honey mustard

  • @thisguy4517
    @thisguy4517 Год назад

    Geez, I knew Yellow Guy was in RuneScape, but I didn’t expect him to be in The Witcher.

  • @jickapikaxd3900
    @jickapikaxd3900 11 месяцев назад +2

    honey.... perfect

  • @HITARIX
    @HITARIX Год назад +1

    Oh no, I happily had forgotten about Messy Tails.
    Thanks…

  • @Lula5YL
    @Lula5YL Год назад +11

    “Stealing? You’re a theif, Lemon pepper!”
    *AAAAAAAHHHHHHH*
    Thats the funniest shit I’ve seen in a while

  • @garbagemalloy6153
    @garbagemalloy6153 Год назад +1

    I appreciate the sudden Charly appearance when he talks about the Mc chicken...it's basically an apple

  • @Hankthestank04
    @Hankthestank04 Год назад +3

    The voice is on point

  • @sturgisCFB
    @sturgisCFB Год назад +8

    0:28 Dear God, no! Messytails has RETURNED!!!

    • @pikachu591
      @pikachu591 Год назад +2

      Lol why did you point that out?

  • @hotslice7704
    @hotslice7704 Год назад +2

    Watching this at 2x is the hardest I’ve laughed in a long time

  • @redbeardonfire8252
    @redbeardonfire8252 Год назад +1

    Dale dribbles pocket sand ant got nothing on their pocket lemon pepper

  • @MrChambers
    @MrChambers Год назад

    This is the best cartoon on youtube

  • @razerous7
    @razerous7 Год назад +1

    eating a burger with no honey mustard

  • @lunasteelmaster2799
    @lunasteelmaster2799 Год назад +2

    This combines my love for Witchering AND perfectly describes everything I love about the McDonald's app. Wonderful. Simply Magnificent. I can't stop watching this over and over, seriously.
    Also that Geralt impression is fuckin' SPOT ON my dude.

  • @zakariaeid7309
    @zakariaeid7309 Год назад

    "you're Thief, lemon pepper 🍋"
    I swear to you that since I have known this sentence, I use it on and against everything 😅😂

  • @TheAshenCrow
    @TheAshenCrow Год назад +2

    Hmmm.. Stomach's Howling

  • @byronmarquez3398
    @byronmarquez3398 Год назад

    My wife was so confusingly amused when seeing this after only seen the Netflix show

  • @0tterhead
    @0tterhead Год назад

    Im so glad you put the legendary BNP in this

  • @JamesMurray3
    @JamesMurray3 Год назад +2

    So good it's almost like he's stealing my time by watching these... LEMON PEPPER!

  • @gilbertotabares8196
    @gilbertotabares8196 Год назад +1

    You fool!! It's Dijon Mustard ya gotta use on Gnomes! Honey Mustatd just makes em stronger!

  • @samuelsalvatore4511
    @samuelsalvatore4511 Год назад

    as soon as i recognized that "werewolf" almost made me scream in terror

  • @Mothemann
    @Mothemann Год назад +3

    Man he is a great cook

  • @pyrolee17
    @pyrolee17 Год назад +1

    Cant tell if thats was an amazing impression of Geralt or a equally good impression of Steven Seagal

  • @R34PR_
    @R34PR_ Год назад

    Witcher, we's catching snails.
    THAT WOULD BE FRENCH ONION

  • @SnaccWell
    @SnaccWell Год назад

    I have memorized this video word for word and I have no regrets

  • @Otterdisappointment
    @Otterdisappointment Год назад

    “That would be French onion”
    The French actually did resort to eating snails that came out in the rainy season during the Middle Ages

  • @Wesley-of-224
    @Wesley-of-224 Год назад

    Glad to see Your Alive.
    Hadn't seen a Cartoon from Ya in Ages.
    : )

    • @Rigamarole
      @Rigamarole  Год назад

      I've been posting pretty frequently this year, check out some of the hits for mega lolz

  • @Advante
    @Advante Год назад

    I was half expected Jasker came and sung the tossing of coins to a certain Witcher.

  • @MalleusSemperVictor
    @MalleusSemperVictor Год назад

    You could have used any picture for the werewolf but you instead chose to activate my PTSD and use messytails.

  • @fireemblemaddict128
    @fireemblemaddict128 Год назад

    Sometimes I like to get the ice cream cone with my reward points when I feel like Ive stolen enough from McDonalds

  • @timoteerlunge6654
    @timoteerlunge6654 Год назад

    I love the point where geralts face morphes into charlies from smiling friends

  • @Zero-Subs
    @Zero-Subs Год назад

    Lemon pepper pocket attack would actually be super devastating lol

  • @B13S
    @B13S Год назад

    I didn’t even realize that guy at the end was yellow guy

  • @TheMonkeyBros
    @TheMonkeyBros Год назад +1

    "B-Brown Nosed Pup..."

  • @cjohnson2916
    @cjohnson2916 Год назад

    I can’t believe I’ve been wasting honey mustard on sandwiches when I could have been using it to fight supernatural threats.

  • @robertsides3626
    @robertsides3626 Год назад

    Christ, lemon pepper to the eyes must be the most agonizing thing ever.

  • @huskythebrorh
    @huskythebrorh Год назад +1

    NOOOO NOT THE BROWN NOSE PUP

  • @ragarcon
    @ragarcon Год назад

    Wasn't expecting yellow guy from DHMIS

  • @sertaysakizoglu5553
    @sertaysakizoglu5553 Год назад

    even though it sounded exactly like Geralt, last part gave me major drunk Rick szechuan sauce moment vibes

  • @aurevoirshoshanna900
    @aurevoirshoshanna900 Год назад

    I’ve never played the Witcher but I feel like I have now

  • @MetanoiaMan
    @MetanoiaMan Год назад

    Doug Cockle would be proud on that voice work

  • @jgamer2228
    @jgamer2228 Год назад

    The entire time I had no idea what to expect next. I love it

  • @bumberquest3031
    @bumberquest3031 Год назад

    Idk why but "Hmmm...A Dracula" like thats the scientific name of Vampires kills me