If you all really like Kuze, his actors name is Hitoshi Ozawa. He’s well known for Yakuza B-movies and basically all of his characters are like Kuze. Awano is played by Riki Takeuchi who is in many of the same movies as well as Battle Royale.
I honestly didn't mind it, he was there as the first main hurdle for the player and is the next to last, like his whole point was to see if you are truly getting better and better in the game, as well as just being an absolute badass
@@slyde3575 I always found it kind of funny where he tried to be the most stubborn bastard for kiryu. We could easily see him as an elderly person or make some cameo since we know for a fact he isn’t dead. They can literally do anything they want with him or the games.
@@slyde3575 hed be fun to return. Yakuza is in a modern time so kuze will be an elder person unless we get an alternate timeline situation like dead souls.
Majima's Bosses: New characters who are important for Majima's growth (Lee and Nishitani), as well as iconic characters such as Nishiki and Kashiwagi. Kiryu's Bosses: Kuze, Kuze, Kuze, Kuze, Kuze, Shibusawa (also Oda I guess).
Bro why is this so hilariously funny. It is the same picture in all of them but almost 60% of them got me giggling. Specially that one "me tries to study, that one braincell" pretty funny. Well done!
i cant be the only one who thought one of the land sharks in kiwami 2 was kuze based on his appearance and voice being so similar, hell one of them mentioning he was out of the game even made it sound like he was ex yakuza
Get ready for ultimate match 5 then because majima is gonna fight kiryu bosses which is mostly 3-5 kuzes fights i think (the kuze at dojima place,the kuze sewers fight which spoilers he paid a woman to say kiryu to go to the sewers because its safe, even though he brings a bike and tries to hit you with a bat and the final One where kuze realizes you Werent just for the money, Also i dont remember but does the challenge includes the One where kiryu found tanimura dead and punched kuze in the face) and then Theres nishiki fight and shibusawa fight which for some reason you can cheese by throwing him off the boat while kiryu cant do that after that is the respective majima final bosses
My friend made me see this audiovisual work, from the moment I began to review this wonder, my life has begun to take 360 degree turns, thank you friend, now I am a true winner.
Just finished Yakuza 0 (first time ever playing a Yakuza game). Fucking loved every second of it. Big fan of Kuze as a character. Decided to look for some memes about him. Immediately found this. This isn't hyperbole: I have never in my life laughed this hard at anything before. By the 2:30 minute mark I was legitimately going into convulsions from hysterical laughter. This is so goddamn stupid but hilarious at the same time. Maybe my sense of humor is fucked up for me to find this dumb repeated joke so funny, but god dammit if I didn't enjoy it to the max. 10/10 would nearly die from laughter again.
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This feels like I’m being psychologically conditioned to laugh at the mere appearance of Kuze
i feel like if this video lasted 5 minutes more i'd see Kuze everywhere irl.
Look outside.
Kuze is outside your door
Prepare to laugh
same, and it's working
You should
0:41 kuze was so popular they made him real
He is actually based off a real person lol
@@34.vinhtoan24no no, they created him after the popularity of Kuze
@@34.vinhtoan24no way
@@34.vinhtoan24 you silly goose, Kuze isn't real, so they made a real life him
@@34.vinhtoan24 it’s a funny little gimmick they did where they sent him from Yakuza to irl
"My taste of music when I was 12"
[Pledge of Demon]
"My taste of music now"
[Pledge of Demon]
Affected fight vs Pledge of Demon
Oath of Enma: 🙃
@@akiyomer affected fight vs speed star
My taste of music when I was 12
Pledge of demon
My music taste now
Pledge of semen man
It's very true
Girls think we just want one kuze
But we want 4 kuzes
Fr Moment
@@TheWorldWideDude Based content
no we want 25 kuzes
@@akiyomer Akiyama _san I want 69 Kuze
@@Meysam_play agree but how about kuze everywhere😭😭
He’s not lying, he will come back for more
imagine Kuze shitpost for 1 hour
Man, they really did add Kuze Everywhere
If you all really like Kuze, his actors name is Hitoshi Ozawa. He’s well known for Yakuza B-movies and basically all of his characters are like Kuze. Awano is played by Riki Takeuchi who is in many of the same movies as well as Battle Royale.
Ozawa is also on instagram, and on youtube, i watched him fighting himself lol
My favorite part is when he got so good head from a trans girl that he decided to start advocating for trans people
Also don't forget he became a trans ally because he got some good head from a trans girl once
Plus he is seriously in good shape for being old. Badass as hell in real life too.
@@TheWorldWideDude Kuze vs. Kuze
I swear to god they need to bring him back. Kuze was the most fun boss to fight despite you having to fight him five times in the game.
I honestly didn't mind it, he was there as the first main hurdle for the player and is the next to last, like his whole point was to see if you are truly getting better and better in the game, as well as just being an absolute badass
@@slyde3575 I always found it kind of funny where he tried to be the most stubborn bastard for kiryu. We could easily see him as an elderly person or make some cameo since we know for a fact he isn’t dead. They can literally do anything they want with him or the games.
@@locodesert2 nah
@@slyde3575 hed be fun to return. Yakuza is in a modern time so kuze will be an elder person unless we get an alternate timeline situation like dead souls.
@@locodesert2 nah
- Don't underestimate me. BRING EVERYTHING YOU'VE GOT!
Kid named You've:
Kid named underestimate:
@@subtheman2136 Kid named Me
Kid named Don't
Kid named Daisaku Kuze
Kid named everything
my eyes weren't ready for this one. I cannot describe what I've just witnessed. My eyes weren't even worthy of seeing his presence.
1:02 this is just gold
"Okay class, today we'll be finger painting"
Kid named Kuze:
1:22
Someone's not getting out of their shift alive.
Rip
She didn't know who she was messing with
She thought she dealing another simping weeb
We all need a YaKUZE in our lives.
True
I played that game. My favourite part was when he said "It's Kuzein time" and Kuze'd all over the enemies.
I love kuze he just comes out of nowhere, gives speech about how the last one standing is the winner, then turns into kiryu's slapping boy
2:34 as a Yakuza fan relateable
Kuze has breached containment and has already achieved time travel, we are no longer safe.
He could be in this very room
He could be you, he could be me!
He could even be-
@@realmario979 *gunshot*
WOAH WOAH WOAH
0: 13 "Today was fun!"
A:Hug him
B:KUZEEEEEE!! AAAAAAAARGH
Truly kuze moment
I love how the "netflix adaptation" of Kuze is literally just moved to the right
1:25 Yeah, Pledge of the demon slaps.
0:50 goes hard may i screenshot? 😁
Majima's Bosses: New characters who are important for Majima's growth (Lee and Nishitani), as well as iconic characters such as Nishiki and Kashiwagi.
Kiryu's Bosses: Kuze, Kuze, Kuze, Kuze, Kuze, Shibusawa (also Oda I guess).
Bro why is this so hilariously funny. It is the same picture in all of them but almost 60% of them got me giggling. Specially that one "me tries to study, that one braincell" pretty funny. Well done!
0:53 why is it Tanimura squadding up with Kuze, of all people he picks Tanimura?!
Because Tanimura is the realest teammate
0:40 made me laugh
3:29 it’s technically not wrong
1:23 got me every time looking his face 😂
Just woke up and found this shi' viral, thank you all lol
it was funny
My eyes were blessed, thank you kind sir
0:41 kuze is getting girls while we all don't
0:38 Well rowley that’s what happens when you try to hide in the sewers when the whole Tojo Clan is trying to kill you!
Best 0 years 0 months 0 days 0 hours 3 minutes and 54 seconds of my life
"Please welcome our new transfer student"
kuze my beloved
Kuze our reason for living
i cant be the only one who thought one of the land sharks in kiwami 2 was kuze based on his appearance and voice being so similar, hell one of them mentioning he was out of the game even made it sound like he was ex yakuza
The Therapist one is too funny 2:23
he's everywhere
you can't get away from him
0:41 bruh not prepared for the IRL kuze jumpscare 💀💀💀
Simon is definitely getting the best Kuze
Daisaku Kuze is literally me
0:41 now im scared. I feel hes gonna bake my face if he sees me
Ngl best video I've found in a long time
First time fighting Kuze: "Oh yeah, this is cool."
90th time fighting Kuze: *_"WHY WON'T YOU DIE?!"_*
The boss theme slaps hard though, ngl.
Her:i love you
My reaction to that information
Alright babe I'm coming over. You better not be Pledge of Demoning right now
Literally me asf:
Kuze Appears.
Kiryu: 😒😤
Me: How Many Times Do We Have to Teach You This Lesson, Old Man!?
No seriously this is me every time I play Yakuza 0.
Get ready for ultimate match 5 then because majima is gonna fight kiryu bosses which is mostly 3-5 kuzes fights i think (the kuze at dojima place,the kuze sewers fight which spoilers he paid a woman to say kiryu to go to the sewers because its safe, even though he brings a bike and tries to hit you with a bat and the final One where kuze realizes you Werent just for the money, Also i dont remember but does the challenge includes the One where kiryu found tanimura dead and punched kuze in the face) and then Theres nishiki fight and shibusawa fight which for some reason you can cheese by throwing him off the boat while kiryu cant do that after that is the respective majima final bosses
2:35 the brain cell says "No."
I hate how a good bit of them actually fit
My friend made me see this audiovisual work, from the moment I began to review this wonder, my life has begun to take 360 degree turns, thank you friend, now I am a true winner.
0:17 this is just a regular shitpost
Just finished Yakuza 0 (first time ever playing a Yakuza game). Fucking loved every second of it. Big fan of Kuze as a character. Decided to look for some memes about him. Immediately found this.
This isn't hyperbole: I have never in my life laughed this hard at anything before. By the 2:30 minute mark I was legitimately going into convulsions from hysterical laughter. This is so goddamn stupid but hilarious at the same time. Maybe my sense of humor is fucked up for me to find this dumb repeated joke so funny, but god dammit if I didn't enjoy it to the max. 10/10 would nearly die from laughter again.
Wholesome
As long as you can stand up after that laugh Kuze would be proud 😊
Honestly I would love a kuze everywhere system
Thank you kuze
Now I finally find my favorite „everywhere"
Love it when kuze said its kuzeing time and kuzed on everyone
I would play yakuze. It sounds very cool
dude the one at 0:37, I just can't like bro how am I supposed to react to that
Shocked
Yeah-no, if I see a guy like 'em just standing in the middle of the street waiting for me for the 5th time, imma head the other way.
kuze is the kind of guy who throw his honour aside just to mess with you.
absolute banger RUclips video production
I would love to have a yakuze game
1:41 that should've been Kiryu on the bottom.
I fucking love this video and hate it for making my comedic value worse than among us
kuze 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂
Goated character
I hate it when my bros get Rkuzeped
But I'm supposed to be everywhere
It's me Yakuze for the Polystation!
god fucking damn why is Kuze so cool and has an actual based philosophy
I have this video downloaded on my smartphone.
Live, laugh, love Daisaku Kuze, Lieutenant of Dojima Family, Patriach of Kenno Clan
Kuze drip is the best one 😅
Credit card: declines
Therapist: 🎸👹Pledge of Demon👹🎸
When you're so popular that the game itself gave you the 2nd theme
I just screenshotted every fucking meme on this video 😈😈
They went too hard
bro this not a nft video 😭
0:07 Kuuzer
I think kuze was the precursor to Majimas endless appearances
I love how some of these fit
Kuze was under my bed
Yakuza kiwami had majima everywhere, but yakuza 0 had kuze everywhere
0:25 well then it's no wonder she's your crush, you're everything she ever asked for
do another one with oath of enma and you add tanimura for every meme with two characters
I can do something like that, if the video is longer than 4 minutes i can add oath of enma, and yea i will consider Tanimura/ other characters
This is the best anime memes replaced by ... meme I have ever seen
I dont know why but i keep laughing at
“Yakuze”
Yakuze
@@TheWorldWideDude Yakuze
Yakuze
Yakuze
Daisaku Kuze
“oh boy, this doujin looks good and possibly won’t have any ugly bastard or ntr!”
the tags: DUN DUN DUN DUN DUN, DUN DUN DUN DUN DUNNNNN
Say what you want, but that theme song is a banger
For real
kuze is my soul animal
this is the longest 3 minutes and 54 seconds of my life
This is the best video on the entire internet you cannot prove me otherwise
0:43 well, whatever you do don't ask him about a guy named kazuma kiryu, that'll just piss him off.
I reinstalled all games today. Time for a new 0 Run 😁
Cool, on which diff?
Yakuze?? Gosh i wish i wasn't dreaming and it was real Prequel game 😔
Yakuza Studio if it was a good
The best part was when Kuze did the Kuze things
When the kuzer is everywhere
Honest Reaction
I hate how most of these even work lol
Love how all of these work
@@TheWorldWideDude I think I mistyped love with hate
Kid named pinky finger
"Today was fun!"
>Hug Him
>DOJIMA FAMILY LIEUTENANT, TOJO CLAN - DAISAKU KUZE
Yakuze feels like a fever dream
Some of these are actually amazing
Ah yes great one Every Masterpiece Has it's cheap copy Both Kuze
Kuze is a Masterpiece and Kuze is its damn copy
True kuzetory
2:01 Kuze: Kazu- what?! KAZUMA?? KIRYU KAZUMA?!