Uncle Roger Review NICK DIGIOVANNI Fried Rice

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  • Опубликовано: 24 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @NickDiGiovanni
    @NickDiGiovanni 3 года назад +61337

    Thank you for review Uncle Roger 🥺 I’n happy I made you proud. Now what do I cook for you next…

  • @lucscott3631
    @lucscott3631 3 года назад +1444

    Can we talk about how this man just called MIT graduates failures because they didn’t go to Harvard in a sponsored ad. That’s amazing.
    Edit: I’m half Vietnamese so I do get the pressure. I get it. My parents aren’t as strict. But I have uncles who are and I see the effects on my cousins.

    • @che-weihsieh975
      @che-weihsieh975 3 года назад +33

      Sponsors seeing this: years of training wasted!

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 3 года назад +4

      🤣

    • @Broockle
      @Broockle 3 года назад +9

      Sometimes I do wonder about the childhood trauma that prompted this kind of humor xD

    • @LaughingSaint66
      @LaughingSaint66 3 года назад +6

      Ya I can easily buy your way into Harvard but not MIT! So harder to get in FYI

    • @muhammedshamil2443
      @muhammedshamil2443 3 года назад +12

      Being asian tends to do that to you. You may see uncle Roger as a normal guy here, but he gets 'nam flashbacks whenever an educational institution is mentioned.

  • @yora740
    @yora740 3 года назад +3606

    Uncle Roger deserves a Nobel prize in education , he has forever changed how the world makes egg fried rice

  • @pending144
    @pending144 2 года назад +246

    "you can toss me if you want"
    *insert true uncle roger voice* "sorry children."
    that hit my heart in the middle

  • @nublets9434
    @nublets9434 3 года назад +5915

    It doesn’t matter how many times I hear Nigel use his actual voice, it still catches me off guard everytime.

    • @justadey_
      @justadey_ 3 года назад +7

      Copied comment but ok

    • @nublets9434
      @nublets9434 3 года назад +122

      @@justadey_ who did I copy? I mean I guess if it’s true for other ppl someone might’ve commented it b4, but I didn’t take it from anyone else

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 года назад +57

      Uncle roger pls read, can you review Jamie Oliver attending Thai cooking competition and fail with the lowest score in history?

    • @helpthisasian
      @helpthisasian 3 года назад +2

      Same

    • @dsrree
      @dsrree 3 года назад +2

      Asians all over the world now wishing they got rich doing yellowface food critic videos 😂. Indians, this format is still yours for the taking but your food sucks anyway.

  • @ymcahaha
    @ymcahaha 3 года назад +3365

    Uncle Roger videos are like the MSG to my day. Adds that extra flavor, truly magnificent.

    • @aegontan686
      @aegontan686 3 года назад +45

      @Thx ❤ Didn’t I lock you up in my prison?

    • @deanchristian4104
      @deanchristian4104 3 года назад +4

      I accept

    • @multistanbtch9157
      @multistanbtch9157 3 года назад +5

      Of course msg is so important just like uncle roger’s videos

    • @omogenews
      @omogenews 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/dGz86VVmvhw/видео.html🤣🤣

    • @redtowlie9
      @redtowlie9 3 года назад

      Madison square garden? Kidding haha

  • @astronomical2643
    @astronomical2643 3 года назад +5040

    Uncle Roger is the only guy who would call his sponsors "failure".

    • @emhgarlyyeung
      @emhgarlyyeung 3 года назад +54

      I laugh at that part lol

    • @ayszhang
      @ayszhang 3 года назад +43

      They knew that Uncle would judge them 😂

    • @janbezuidenhout8207
      @janbezuidenhout8207 3 года назад +74

      i prefer that kinda of adversting over the regular stuff... this way it might actually stick in my mind

    • @Hoodicaat
      @Hoodicaat 3 года назад +11

      adam ragusea took that personally

    • @helpthisasian
      @helpthisasian 3 года назад +14

      Ikr everybody is so positive about their sponsors except Uncle Roger

  • @dstn99
    @dstn99 2 года назад +302

    Crispy rice can be used in fried rice but it has to be deep fried in oil until its crispy brown and separated.

  • @priyanshishrivastava4164
    @priyanshishrivastava4164 3 года назад +514

    "SPF as important as MSG" -Uncle Roger mark the words of wisdom guys

    • @azzzanadra
      @azzzanadra 3 года назад

      What is SPF?

    • @katiel7166
      @katiel7166 3 года назад +3

      @@azzzanadra sun protection factor - a measure of how strong your sunscreen is.

  • @mahamkhan1041
    @mahamkhan1041 3 года назад +3097

    I wanna see Jamie’s reaction of Uncle Roger literally dissing him in his every single weejio 🤓

    • @mrnigelng
      @mrnigelng  3 года назад +1269

      Me too 😂

    • @nikhildavid90
      @nikhildavid90 3 года назад +42

      @@mrnigelng that would be funny

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 года назад +93

      @@mrnigelng Uncle roger pls read, can you review Jamie Oliver attending Thai cooking competition and fail with the lowest score in history?

    • @chickenlover657
      @chickenlover657 3 года назад +17

      He's too much of a snob for that, so every roast serves him right.

    • @ricklee5431
      @ricklee5431 3 года назад +29

      Ain't gonna happen. Mr Olive Oil is scared of Uncle Roger because he keeps exposing him and his lack of knowledge of pretty much everything that has to do with cooking.

  • @vincenzosplate
    @vincenzosplate 3 года назад +5193

    Who made a better Egg Fried Rice, Nick or Me? 😍😍😍🤌

  • @KiaraVanReenen
    @KiaraVanReenen 2 года назад +177

    nick is Italian its in his genes to use his hands to speak 👀

    • @ReMiXNeoNZz
      @ReMiXNeoNZz Год назад +2

      he literally said he's Persian in the video..........

    • @KiaraVanReenen
      @KiaraVanReenen Год назад +3

      @@ReMiXNeoNZz he said in master chef that hes italian it was literally his argument to be appointed the leader of his team in a challenge

    • @ReMiXNeoNZz
      @ReMiXNeoNZz Год назад

      @@KiaraVanReenen I've never seen American Masterchef, so I'll take your word for it

    • @Krfification101
      @Krfification101 Год назад +12

      @@ReMiXNeoNZz It's possible, and even common to have more than one culture in your genetic background

    • @Lucid_sleeper
      @Lucid_sleeper Год назад

      Are you silly

  • @drewhubbard4459
    @drewhubbard4459 3 года назад +870

    Jamie Oliver’s restaurant was called fifteen, because that’s how many minutes it was open.

    • @Novadude
      @Novadude 3 года назад +31

      🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥

    • @verentyee5413
      @verentyee5413 3 года назад +20

      Ooh, that is a good one!!!!🤣

    • @NickDiGiovanni
      @NickDiGiovanni 3 года назад +151

      Boom roasted

    • @goobagabba5909
      @goobagabba5909 3 года назад +6

      @@NickDiGiovanni yo

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

  • @atkhjajaja38
    @atkhjajaja38 3 года назад +508

    Nick, Vincenzo and Uncle Roger, the holy Trinity.
    Nick- the young apprentice who takes on challenges
    Vincenzo - the lovable experienced sage.
    Uncle Roger - the myth, the legend , the one who keeps the team in check.
    As the sun rises, these 3 are on an adventure to stop the pain of chilli jam, olive oil drowning people, and bringing the fight to the evil warlord.......Jamie Oliver

    • @SigHDucK5
      @SigHDucK5 3 года назад +36

      Haiyaaa! No credit for Auntie Liz? Someone gonna get smacked with colander!

    • @verentyee5413
      @verentyee5413 3 года назад +20

      Why you leave out Uncles Wang Gang and Gordon? They know what they are doing too, as does Auntie Liz. They gotta have some major roles.

    • @verentyee5413
      @verentyee5413 3 года назад +10

      @@SigHDucK5 You mean get smacked with wok, right? Wok is very versatile for cooking and hitting, and it can be heavy. Colanders are super light.

    • @SigHDucK5
      @SigHDucK5 3 года назад +6

      Haha, yes would be Auntie Hersha for colander!

    • @igovalentino7561
      @igovalentino7561 3 года назад +2

      okay, i'll wait for the netflix adaptation

  • @tonykuriger573
    @tonykuriger573 3 года назад +9284

    "The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving."
    *Elon Musk sheds a single tear*

    • @yankmyass
      @yankmyass 3 года назад +54

      @umbah umbah Find something better to do.

    • @nbtph9769
      @nbtph9769 3 года назад +52

      Oh yeah forgot that Nick owns a Tesla

    • @atb6929
      @atb6929 3 года назад

      @umbah umbah ruclips.net/user/SrJ0BnmtfpA

    • @Gumby518
      @Gumby518 3 года назад +4

      @@yankmyass i assumed that was a bot.

    • @pangshwufen1668
      @pangshwufen1668 3 года назад +4

      very funny joke

  • @mellon_youtube2939
    @mellon_youtube2939 2 года назад +24

    10:45 there was rice in the metal spatula already 💀💀💀

  • @aech619
    @aech619 3 года назад +1477

    “Don’t do that! It’s wok, not gong!” Brought me back to my childhood in the kitchen with grandma

    • @xlncy
      @xlncy 3 года назад +10

      Dinggggg g g g g.,lol 😎

    • @69cheesyfries
      @69cheesyfries 2 года назад +18

      lol if u look closely, it actually made a small dent in the wok

    • @kuroyuri04
      @kuroyuri04 2 года назад +21

      Ahahahaha~
      My mom lost one of her lovely wok because my 'mini concert'. 😂😂

    • @MoonStarDust_
      @MoonStarDust_ 9 месяцев назад

      ​@@69cheesyfries did it actually?

    • @69cheesyfries
      @69cheesyfries 9 месяцев назад

      @@MoonStarDust_ this was before I knew that woks already have a small flattened area on the bottom 😅 so I noticed that after he banged them together and thought he had dented it💀

  • @mike_v02
    @mike_v02 3 года назад +1714

    Me, didn't watch the master chef: "Who is this guy?"
    Uncle Roger: "Master chef final, can't afford rice cooker."
    Me: "Aaaah..."

  • @crypto.francis5433
    @crypto.francis5433 3 года назад +598

    Uncle Roger, nephew Nick needs to use his hands while he talks in the weejio. He’s Italian, he can’t communicate effectively if he isn’t using his hands. It’s like SPF is as important as MSG.

    • @fariedzfazley3264
      @fariedzfazley3264 3 года назад +6

      He is Persian

    • @crypto.francis5433
      @crypto.francis5433 3 года назад +45

      Persian from his mom’s side Italian from his dad’s side.

    • @fariedzfazley3264
      @fariedzfazley3264 3 года назад +4

      @@crypto.francis5433 oh cool I have never known that thanks

    • @003mohamud
      @003mohamud 3 года назад +14

      @@crypto.francis5433 his ancestors must be spinning in their graves lol

    • @williamwan3712
      @williamwan3712 3 года назад +12

      @@fariedzfazley3264 You should have known from his name "DiGiovanni" that he is half-Italian haha,but it's ok my friend.

  • @elya7499
    @elya7499 2 года назад +12

    10:13 uncle roger, come on, did you not hear him? he put pork fat, the flavouring in crispy rice is normally in the oil. Crispy rice is also something that absorbs the flavouring, this is not how it is usually made, it is put in the bottom of a pan so the seasoning from the top of the rice seeps down to to the bottom, it gives a lot of flavour. edit, the crispy rice name written in Farsi (or Persian as nick calls it ) literally translates to bottom of pan, spelt " tahdig "

  • @user-zr5kl2zr2p
    @user-zr5kl2zr2p 3 года назад +170

    anyone else appreciate the effort he puts into these videos? The edits are simple, but they make the video so much better

  • @chaostear13
    @chaostear13 3 года назад +556

    Uncle Roger roasts everyone, even his sponsor.

    • @Leo973
      @Leo973 3 года назад

      yep

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 года назад +5

      Uncle roger pls read, can you review Jamie Oliver attending Thai cooking competition and fail with the lowest score in history?

    • @thefolder3086
      @thefolder3086 3 года назад +2

      @Mazuyak I’m not sure.it’s pretty old. My father told me about it. It might be a tv show. I would try to find it.

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

    • @jomontanee
      @jomontanee 3 года назад +1

      @@thefolder3086 WHERE????? Where??? Please!

  • @Stick-a-fork-in-Gmorks-tort
    @Stick-a-fork-in-Gmorks-tort 3 года назад +524

    Nephew Nigel is the real MVP for letting Uncle Roger crash at his new spot. I hope Aunty Helen is living in a lightning struck cardboard box.

    • @cormachuynh5643
      @cormachuynh5643 3 года назад +7

      Why are you so dark, are you sure you’re not from an Asian DC universe

    • @natashatrm
      @natashatrm 3 года назад +3

      u mean a wooden box deep underground?

    • @Banana-ot8eq
      @Banana-ot8eq 3 года назад +4

      @@cormachuynh5643 Ikr, he was so dark the American police shot him

    • @bryan.w.t
      @bryan.w.t 3 года назад +1

      @@cormachuynh5643 i understood that reference

    • @donniehamilton7797
      @donniehamilton7797 2 года назад

      @@Banana-ot8eq oh no

  • @armanamir8468
    @armanamir8468 Год назад +52

    As a Persian I’m happy that he made tahdig with it, but would like to point something out. Tahdig means bottom of the rice pot in Persian and can be made with oil at the bottom of the pan or with a piece of bread

    • @SaatwikVaddepalli
      @SaatwikVaddepalli 11 месяцев назад +1

      thx for the translation

    • @nickankhazali2995
      @nickankhazali2995 8 месяцев назад +2

      Lessgo I’m persian too. Sometimes I make tahdig with potato

    • @iu2
      @iu2 3 месяца назад +1

      Where is Persia?

    • @sassymetalsonic5870
      @sassymetalsonic5870 26 дней назад

      @@iu2 It's just another name for Iran.

  • @Mrtheunnameable
    @Mrtheunnameable 2 года назад +794

    I like how Uncle Roger is the standard for Food RUclipsrs

  • @socketman
    @socketman 3 года назад +3586

    Honestly the bloopers where you crack up at your own jokes is so good. Never take that or "sorry children" out

    • @boah-ist65
      @boah-ist65 3 года назад +21

      But what if the children like me understand it

    • @LucrativePerson
      @LucrativePerson 3 года назад +32

      @@boah-ist65 it honestly doesn’t matter that much if you do not like then don’t watch the bloopers

    • @wa6488
      @wa6488 2 года назад +3

      Same

    • @oconnoranthony4397
      @oconnoranthony4397 Год назад +2

      0:25 0:33

    • @Zxter
      @Zxter Год назад +2

      @@boah-ist65 I don’t how old are you but you definitely aren’t supposed to be watching uncle roger or anyone on RUclips below the age of 13. I advise you to use RUclips Kids but if you are over the age of 13 then you are supposed to understand his jokes as they are mainly meant for teenagers during puberty.

  • @frikyguy66
    @frikyguy66 3 года назад +1471

    "the only thing worst than drunk driving, is NOBODY driving" had me dead 😂😂😂

    • @KpC169
      @KpC169 2 года назад +11

      Lol he driving a tesla tho btw al is vell 🙂🤌🏻

    • @AManWithNoName
      @AManWithNoName 2 года назад +7

      @@KpC169 until a tire explodes haiyaaa

  • @deleted_handle
    @deleted_handle 2 года назад +58

    You know you've watched to much uncle Roger when you start thinking with his voise

  • @Shinoo_B
    @Shinoo_B 3 года назад +513

    Theory: Nephew Nigel lets Uncle Roger live with him rent free because he gets his channel views 📈

    • @elchugilito
      @elchugilito 3 года назад +2

      Why in the world did I read this Uncle Roger style

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 3 года назад +4

      @@elchugilito wait so are you into him you sussy boy

    • @elchugilito
      @elchugilito 3 года назад +1

      @@Founderschannel123 yes Jesus, so into him he can be my next chinese stir fry

    • @Founderschannel123
      @Founderschannel123 3 года назад

      @@elchugilito wow thats very naughty of you🥵

    • @antoniowu2552
      @antoniowu2552 Год назад

      @@elchugilito la, d4

  • @SpiralSine6
    @SpiralSine6 3 года назад +620

    “You want some?”
    “No!”
    That poor cashier knew what was coming

    • @alien209
      @alien209 2 года назад +20

      Probably ptsd from mr chili jam lol

    • @iamtherealtuffoe
      @iamtherealtuffoe 2 года назад

      @@alien209 fr 💀

    • @audenile
      @audenile 2 года назад

      As an Asian, I wont be tempted to eat egg fried rice from a white guy buying a wok today( I can make it anyway)

  • @cindyr1980
    @cindyr1980 3 года назад +337

    "Don't OD on MSG" Uncle Roger you need to make this a shirt for your nieces and nephews..

  • @reduchimaki
    @reduchimaki Год назад +33

    7:05 "Uncle Nick, you welcome to toss uncle roger anytime" 💀
    Some else boutta get spanked 😂💀

  • @aarusharora6678
    @aarusharora6678 3 года назад +2320

    6:27 nick is like a 3 year old kid playing with utensils and uncle roger is like his dad

  • @albakingztv684
    @albakingztv684 3 года назад +41

    7:08 bro look how his voice change 100 speech skills

  • @SuperKizoku
    @SuperKizoku 2 года назад +242

    My grandma usually made fried rice with crispy rice but the crispy rice was made from the wok when she made the fried rice itself not from the white rice. It's so good actually.

  • @UwU-wb9yp
    @UwU-wb9yp 2 года назад +12

    4:37 if any of you didn't know Nick was doing the motion of fishing or holding a fishing rod lmao

  • @kshkripasana5035
    @kshkripasana5035 3 года назад +239

    Uncle Roger literally said “ FAILURE ” to his sponsors. 🤣🤣 DAMN!

  • @carlosxu8078
    @carlosxu8078 3 года назад +293

    Don’t directly use the wok that you just buy, cuz the wok haven’t “quench” yet I wasn’t sure it should be call quench or not, first of all you need to clean it properly and then dry it use the fire heat up the wok until it turned blue,make sure the wok all the way turn blue, don’t over heat it if the wok you heat it until red you fked up only can buy a new one, and then coat wok inside it with pork fat oil, or you can just use small piece pork belly meat rob around and then get some green leaf vegetables like leaf lettuce asparagus lettuce rob it around inside of the wok so it coat with animal oil and vegetables oil,after that wait for the wok not that hot completely rinse it wash it, after that your wok will become a none stick wok, if you find out that was too difficult just bring the wok to an Chinese restaurant ask them if they can help you with it, not just the wok become none stick also keep the wok in a good condition for long time. And last tip always wipe it dry after you wash it or use it just in case the wet spot become rust. #NICEWOKMATTERS

    • @playreplay
      @playreplay 3 года назад +22

      I read this in uncle Roger’s voice

    • @carlosxu8078
      @carlosxu8078 3 года назад +7

      @@playreplay 😂😂

    • @pyxalated
      @pyxalated 3 года назад +8

      who are you, uncle roger's son?

    • @playreplay
      @playreplay 3 года назад +5

      @@pyxalated nephew Carlos

    • @fxshyy
      @fxshyy 3 года назад +2

      you mean like wok hay?

  • @muhammadaiman2137
    @muhammadaiman2137 3 года назад +520

    Uncle Roger: MSG is the king of flavour
    Nick: Say no more ( *put whole packet of MSG* )

    • @bnv8514
      @bnv8514 3 года назад +5

      Lol i died 😂

    • @Kharyza
      @Kharyza 2 года назад +3

      My heart is stop while i watch a ton of msg like that 💀

  • @keigotakami5847
    @keigotakami5847 Год назад +40

    We need a compliation of clips where Uncle Roger roasting Jamie Oliver everytime 😹

  • @billythekid4227
    @billythekid4227 3 года назад +400

    Nephew nick always brings out the “sorry children” in uncle Roger lol

    • @Allazander
      @Allazander Год назад

      Nephew Nick tries for dirty humor but comes off vulgar and childish, not funny, while Uncle Roger has it down, just a little dirty inuendo and the "sorry children" just makes his even funnier. There is a line between vulgar and humorous, Nephew Nick hasn't figured that out yet.

  • @duhovnik
    @duhovnik 3 года назад +793

    Uncle Roger has a strong right arm, because his other arm reminds him that Auntie Helen LEFT him

  • @welpwhatever875
    @welpwhatever875 3 года назад +411

    At this point, uncle roger probably should make an egg fried rice tier list.

    • @ckchang-wg2lw
      @ckchang-wg2lw 3 года назад +1

      fax

    • @greenblack6552
      @greenblack6552 3 года назад

      Just buy the cheapest one you can get, they are all the same.

    • @greenblack6552
      @greenblack6552 3 года назад +1

      @Just a guy who's a hero for fun they are. if you only make rice the cheapest option is the best. They are easier to clean too.

    • @SnowmanIkkaan
      @SnowmanIkkaan 3 года назад +1

      Yes!

    • @jagmaharesi2486
      @jagmaharesi2486 3 года назад +1

      First spot will definitely goes to nephew joshua/uncle gordon

  • @AlysaSiao
    @AlysaSiao Год назад +4

    we always of scorched the rice in fried rice a bit because not only its delicious, but the texture of scorched rice is addictive

  • @Kane-ib5sn
    @Kane-ib5sn 3 года назад +38

    did he wash the wok? - when it's store bought, it usually comes with petroleum-based oil on it. to prevent rust. the wok has glue from the price-sticker still on it. not a good sign.
    when you season a wok, you're really layering black carbon on the surface, to prevent rust, and even food-sticking. unfortunately, seasoning a wok becomes a chore that has to be repeated.
    it comes off. no matter how well it's done. better to get a stainless steel wok, with a flat bottom - unless you have serious stove with a heavy wok ring. nothing but trouble.

  • @johngrimm2074
    @johngrimm2074 3 года назад +61

    Okay... It's official now, Uncle Roger is a Master of Egg Fried Rice. You need minimum of certified chefs to acknowledge him, 3 big Chef personalities to shout him out, and finally his name becoming synonymous with egg fried rice.

    • @aboma733
      @aboma733 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fL0NySP4amo/видео.html .,.

  • @laughingkars889
    @laughingkars889 3 года назад +30

    8:54 *SHOTS FIRED*

  • @Mizayuki6437
    @Mizayuki6437 Год назад +67

    4:29 HAD ME DYING ON THE FLOOR 😂😂😂

  • @kyledavis4890
    @kyledavis4890 3 года назад +81

    There is a cat similar to yours at one of my favorite Chinese restaurants. I told the Chinese lady running the restaurant it was a "High 5" cat because it's arm could swing back and forth after lightly fist bumping or high fiving it. Either she's really polite or genuinely amused. Either way I tip about 20 to 25% because the food and service is so good.

    • @madtonesbr
      @madtonesbr 3 года назад +7

      The cat is waving "come in"

    • @364-unbirthdays8
      @364-unbirthdays8 2 года назад +10

      The cat is actually part of Chinese culture! It's called a Zhao Cai Mao (招财猫) in Mandarin, meaning "cat who beckons luck" so it's really common to see in lots of Chinese restaurants. The waving arm is the cat "ushering" in good luck to everyone around it!

    • @eb94499
      @eb94499 2 года назад +1

      It's called a prosperity cat. It ushers in prosperity for the owner.

  • @PapaSoup
    @PapaSoup 3 года назад +197

    I think the reason for Nick hand movement is probably his inner Italian

    • @cfoster6804
      @cfoster6804 3 года назад +2

      He's Persian though 🤦🏾‍♀️

    • @axel.lessio
      @axel.lessio 3 года назад +9

      @@cfoster6804, for your info, Digiovanni is an Italian last name so he most definitely has close Italian ancestors.

    • @jessicac8615
      @jessicac8615 3 года назад +3

      Not even Italians gesture that much, that’s just his own thing 😂

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

  • @olefella7561
    @olefella7561 3 года назад +527

    Can we all appreciate the fact that this fella never disappointed us with his content. 🤚

  • @Sophie.2019
    @Sophie.2019 2 года назад +44

    Love watching Nick comment on uncle Roger's weejios🤧

  • @ginger-santa
    @ginger-santa 3 года назад +222

    "What are you making?"
    "Fried rice. You want some?"
    "No." 😂

    • @aboma733
      @aboma733 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/fL0NySP4amo/видео.html .,.

    • @Lumkie
      @Lumkie 3 года назад +7

      That was hilarious. I chuckled hard at that. Had to pause the weejio

    • @verentyee5413
      @verentyee5413 3 года назад +1

      Why would one say "yes" to a stranger's cooking in this context? Nobody does that.
      Still, yes that was a funny moment.

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

  • @amoechan2455
    @amoechan2455 3 года назад +490

    Uncle Roger roasted his own sponsors. Talking 'out balls.

    • @frandzederick
      @frandzederick 3 года назад +39

      @Bebeqhu0rl well, if you didn't get the joke, "asian" people only knew Harvard and Oxford..

    • @amoechan2455
      @amoechan2455 3 года назад +3

      @@frandzederick Exactly haha

  • @sweepingtime
    @sweepingtime 3 года назад +141

    Seriously, every time I come here I always learn some important detail about fried rice or cooking. The comedy is just the icing on the cake.

    • @turt1e
      @turt1e 3 года назад +1

      Hopefully it wasn't that "garlic goes in first because it takes a while to release its fragrance" because that's just dead ass wrong! Hopefully it was don't take cooking tips from a comedian. Just enjoy the comedy.

    • @injangyang3895
      @injangyang3895 Год назад +6

      @@turt1e maybe it's not quite true, but in asian cooking, garlic and onion/shallot do always come first bcs it adds aroma to the oil.

  • @judazdecamelz5734
    @judazdecamelz5734 Год назад +3

    For iron wok, you should burn your new wok until it's black before you use it to fried anything.

  • @bered4894
    @bered4894 3 года назад +13

    7:30 for seasoning you first heat the wok without oil (not lard) until it changes color and you are finished after the blue color disappeared.. then you season it with neutral oil until it‘s black
    And wash it with soap before

    • @RoyMcAvoy
      @RoyMcAvoy 3 года назад +2

      True. Every newly bought wok should be seasoned first. The wok is made of steel carbon. If you don't season it, it will get sticky and easier to get rusted.

  • @user7fm9ed8z
    @user7fm9ed8z 3 года назад +30

    7:22
    Good job, Nick for prank Nigel ng

  • @donghaseoph1ify
    @donghaseoph1ify 3 года назад +33

    9:45 Uncle Roger: "Since Auntie Helen left, Uncle Roger forearm muscle also get so strong. BUT ONLY THIS ONE HAND"
    lmao

  • @blackfox1019
    @blackfox1019 2 года назад +18

    "wasting egg haiyaa"
    uncle roger is so good at making me laugh

    • @albonooo
      @albonooo Год назад

      “put your hand on steering haiyai”

    • @albonooo
      @albonooo Год назад

      *haiyaa

  • @caustic_rage
    @caustic_rage 3 года назад +283

    Man, I'm actually surprised at how good his rice looked.
    Also holy shit, mixing tahdig into fried rice is a pro move, I love tahdig so so much. tahdig also has a bunch of flavor, it requires salted butter or margarine - so it comes out crispy, buttery/salty. I can imagine it didn't take away from the goodness of the fried rice, only added to it.

    • @ancaadams6229
      @ancaadams6229 3 года назад +18

      Agreed! I’m actually really upset that Uncle Roger insulted the tahdig and called it flavorless. Let’s call out the mayonnaise for their unseasoned foods all day long, but that tahdig was cooked in pork fat, and the Maillard reaction alone creates caramelization and deep flavor. Not cool to shit on Persian cuisine, Uncle Roger, especially something like tahdig that can take a lifetime to master.

    • @robloxiscancer3343
      @robloxiscancer3343 3 года назад +4

      He’s a professional chef he was on masterchef

    • @KayElayempea
      @KayElayempea 3 года назад +3

      I've never even had tahdig, but watching him fry it in pork fat tells me it has to have some good flavor!

    • @743poobpeeb
      @743poobpeeb 3 года назад +11

      @@ancaadams6229 You're watching a guy with a job that is to shit on everything that he isn't used to
      And scorched rice is not Persian cuisine, it's everywhere, and it's easy

    • @JawollBruder65
      @JawollBruder65 2 года назад +4

      Actually not talking about tahdig using pork fat is absolutely disgusting and shows no culture

  • @sriaparajith
    @sriaparajith 3 года назад +22

    @10:27
    uncle roger: "50-50 sometime it good sometime it feel like you have covid"
    me: yep. thats the Schrödinger's egg fried rice.

  • @pandan-cake
    @pandan-cake 3 года назад +35

    Thanks uncle Roger, my dad used to watch your videos. He thought you were the funniest guy ever, I miss dad a lot. But now I can watch your videos a lot more and it makes me so happy.

    • @nighttwist
      @nighttwist 2 года назад

      What happened to your dad?

    • @pandan-cake
      @pandan-cake 2 года назад +5

      @@nighttwist He passed away in september 2021. The venitlator shut off while he was recovering for covid and he had permanent brain damage. They had to pull the plug on him.

    • @nighttwist
      @nighttwist 2 года назад +1

      @@pandan-cake oh.. I'm sorry for you. Hope you and your family are doing better 🤍We all leave this world eventually, so love your family ^-^ and love yourself. I wish you luck.

    • @pandan-cake
      @pandan-cake 2 года назад

      @@nighttwist tysm :)

  • @4190brian-ik9pl
    @4190brian-ik9pl 4 месяца назад +6

    7:04 I'm writing a fan fiction now 💀

  • @shyamalibhatta4222
    @shyamalibhatta4222 3 года назад +145

    Uncle Roger: The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving..
    **sad Tesla AutoDriving mode noises**

    • @rehana3386
      @rehana3386 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣 funny

    • @rehana3386
      @rehana3386 3 года назад

      Well would you like to be my friend on discord

    • @vassily-labroslabrakos2263
      @vassily-labroslabrakos2263 3 года назад

      Uncle Roger appears to be unfamiliar with the Mediterranean driving style.

  • @tristyshin2728
    @tristyshin2728 3 года назад +63

    "Don't do that, that wok not gong" Uncle Roger 2021. 6:27

  • @mr.electrolemon1574
    @mr.electrolemon1574 3 года назад +35

    7:16 Who is surprised by this

  • @andrewdivino08
    @andrewdivino08 Год назад +3

    4:42 he’s not dancing, he’s pretending to fish the fish

  • @kabirkotra5062
    @kabirkotra5062 3 года назад +37

    4:06 I think that uncle Roger doesn't know that nick has a tesla

  • @sumatra1421
    @sumatra1421 3 года назад +166

    Actually, even the legendary Martin Yan once suggested buying cooked white rice from a chinese takeout. It's a win all around, you get rice that's cooked perfectly and you support the local economy

    • @steemlenn8797
      @steemlenn8797 3 года назад +15

      I you really want to support the local economy, go to the local military base, steal a tank, plow through some houses, flat some cars and let yourself get cought after a long hunt.
      The Gross National Income will explode from all the repairs, police, court and prison costs!

    • @johanleong8127
      @johanleong8127 3 года назад +8

      Then when r u gonna learn to cook rice?

    • @Recluse336
      @Recluse336 3 года назад +1

      @@johanleong8127 learn to cook prison rice? I don't know.

    • @sumatra1421
      @sumatra1421 3 года назад +4

      @@johanleong8127 I already know how to cook rice. I was taught by my Asian grandmother. I don't even need a rice cooker, I can cook stovetop

    • @sj4iy
      @sj4iy 3 года назад +2

      I still think it’s stupid that if you know you’re going to make a video for egg fried rice, why you simply wouldn’t make your own rice the day before. I’m American and I own a rice cooker...we make egg fried rice out of our leftovers all of the time.

  • @adalbertocardoso4920
    @adalbertocardoso4920 3 года назад +50

    I loved the idea of adding crispy rice! I make fried rice a lot, and I love crispy rice, yet the combo never crossed my mind.

    • @greglam2755
      @greglam2755 3 года назад +3

      There’s a related dish called clay pot rice which is all about that layer of crisped rice at the bottom. I wonder how Uncle Roger feels about that.

  • @emmanuelmorales6396
    @emmanuelmorales6396 Год назад +1

    Krispy rice is the way to say in english the real way is C-on-c-on with a haspanic accent, and it can't be clumped up. It should be completely brown yellowish. Being hispanic myself I should know this already

  • @steveyoungdahl8872
    @steveyoungdahl8872 3 года назад +17

    One ingredient I can't make egg fried rice without is freshly grated ginger, added at the same time I add the garlic. When I don't have any fresh ginger, I definitely miss it!

  • @lakendra50
    @lakendra50 3 года назад +63

    my favorite part of every video is the outtakes. Nigel cracking up at his own jokes makes me happy.

  • @BoSaGuy
    @BoSaGuy 3 года назад +64

    9:47 took me a couple seconds to understand, but couldn’t stop laughing for minutes.

    • @gmanfromdibloc2479
      @gmanfromdibloc2479 2 года назад +2

      I died I wasn't expecting that from him. This guy is hilarious 😂

  • @ghostff6501
    @ghostff6501 Год назад +9

    9:39 sorry children

  • @gargoyle5701
    @gargoyle5701 3 года назад +53

    "Don't do that, wok not gong" funniest thing Uncle Roger's ever said!

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

  • @DR20774
    @DR20774 3 года назад +28

    4:43 lol that was supposed to be fishing 😂

  • @Kairidabairi
    @Kairidabairi 3 года назад +33

    5:43 "Master Chef final, cant afford rice cooker...so sad" I'm dead lmao

  • @amritaacharya6600
    @amritaacharya6600 2 месяца назад

    6:40 biggest wok you've ever seen?
    There's this place called, "Gharti Food Corner" in Pinjore, India. They have a bigger wok than this, and they are a small shop in a village-like place.

  • @RayMak
    @RayMak 3 года назад +792

    Lollll "Box wine, for poor people, Haiyaaaaa"

  • @Karen-rk8eo
    @Karen-rk8eo 3 года назад +167

    Uncle Roger’s video is never complete without us hearing him roast Jamie Oliver!😅

    • @chickenlover657
      @chickenlover657 3 года назад +1

      Def never gets old.

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

  • @k1ng724
    @k1ng724 3 года назад +43

    Please never stop roasting Jamie Oliver. it makes my day every time

  • @PotatoEaterthe5th
    @PotatoEaterthe5th 8 месяцев назад +2

    when uncle roger said "Don't od on msg" he was speaking from experience

  • @MultiManonfire
    @MultiManonfire 3 года назад +47

    You know he was in actual shock at 7:17 when his real voice came out the moment the whole bag of MSG was poured into the wok lol.

    • @anuarbin
      @anuarbin 3 года назад

      Nice catch and thanks for the timestamp.

  • @misfit_wonderland
    @misfit_wonderland 3 года назад +916

    Who else feels Uncle Roger's breath in their neck, everytime you cook egg fried rice? I made some today and I always heard "nonoNONONO! Noooo *sighs*" when I did something weird ^^

    • @waruwaru752
      @waruwaru752 3 года назад +44

      It actually happened to me this morning and it freaked me out
      But my egg fried rice became better (not at their level)

    • @prod.byharvey2009
      @prod.byharvey2009 3 года назад +33

      Yeah i keep hearing "nonoNONO Haiyaaaaa *echoes of failure*

    • @MayhemDeezNutz
      @MayhemDeezNutz 3 года назад +16

      actually that would be a great idea for a video game

    • @no1chopperstan
      @no1chopperstan 3 года назад +6

      fr every time i cook rice in a pot i feel so ashamed

    • @Haizme
      @Haizme 3 года назад +13

      I fucked up my rice the last time i made bimibap and I could hear Uncle Roger go ''If rice to wet you fucked up'' and ''NO NO DON'T USE COLANDER!'' I felt very ashamed of myself :P

  • @nineplustentwentyone26
    @nineplustentwentyone26 3 года назад +363

    "The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving" looks like Uncle Roger never watch transformers haiya...

    • @emhgarlyyeung
      @emhgarlyyeung 3 года назад +9

      Transformers are auto-driving...

    • @i_teleported_bread7404
      @i_teleported_bread7404 3 года назад +9

      Dark Energon is like Cybertronian MSG

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

    • @jason._.9367
      @jason._.9367 3 года назад +1

      Hi

    • @Snow-hd4yk
      @Snow-hd4yk 3 года назад +1

      @@emhgarlyyeung yes
      Worse then drunk driving

  • @Austin-ny6yb
    @Austin-ny6yb 3 месяца назад +1

    Hai Yaa Jamie Oliver have a restaurant in KLIA (Malaysia Airport) The pizza good but the chicken taste like his Fried Rice

  • @denismarfel7355
    @denismarfel7355 3 года назад +169

    Did anyone notice how the seller said "NO!!!" When Nick asked if she wants any of HIS rice 😆

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 3 года назад +18

      Workers at Asian markets around the world must be so sick of seeing Western noob fried-rice cooks by now.

    • @axel.lessio
      @axel.lessio 3 года назад +1

      @@theantipope4354, really? Then why the heck do they sell products in Western countries? They can't just rely on the sales to other Asians, they would be out of business in a month. PD I'm white and I make proper Asian food on a daily basis.

    • @ReptilianTeaDrinker
      @ReptilianTeaDrinker 3 года назад +14

      @@axel.lessio Okay, mr.smartypants.

    • @axel.lessio
      @axel.lessio 3 года назад

      ​@@ReptilianTeaDrinker, wow, had a bad day? I wasn't even replying to you, not sure why you randomly decided to bully me.

    • @ombricshalazar3869
      @ombricshalazar3869 3 года назад +10

      @@axel.lessio how self absorbed

  • @PokhrajRoy.
    @PokhrajRoy. 3 года назад +180

    Quote of the Day: “Don’t do that, that wok, not gong.”

    • @tangocanh8x
      @tangocanh8x 3 года назад +1

      a very Asian claims from the elderly 🤣

    • @cheeonn8478
      @cheeonn8478 3 года назад +1

      I laughed so hard hahaha!!

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

  • @portgasace7248
    @portgasace7248 2 года назад +38

    8:59 emotional damage

  • @sunoolore
    @sunoolore 2 года назад +9

    1:27 feeling like i L I W I N G in construction site H A I Y A

  • @thelewis2898
    @thelewis2898 3 года назад +14

    0:13 What a flattering burn.

  • @echung168
    @echung168 3 года назад +65

    My concen with Nick lifting his hands off the steering wheel during Nick's original video was that either that is too dangerous, or he's driving a Tesla. And I was right back then!!! HAHA

    • @inherbeautyrising
      @inherbeautyrising 3 года назад

      It's a Tesla you can see the top of the t emblem

  • @102bleeblah3
    @102bleeblah3 3 года назад +37

    6:08 “Everything looks better in slow motion, except for Jamie Oliver’s cooking videos🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥”

    • @jonno2680
      @jonno2680 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/yQBnPT2rX2g/видео.html

    • @feltmacaroon389
      @feltmacaroon389 2 года назад +1

      *thud* EMOTIONAL DAMAGE!

  • @CrimsonDevil_Rias
    @CrimsonDevil_Rias 2 года назад +2

    "The only thing worse than drunk driving is nobody driving."
    ... Says Uncle Roger, when we're in the age of self-driving cars XD

  • @vyrbie1981
    @vyrbie1981 2 года назад +32

    12:02 uncle turned into a shulker box

    • @EnderHero87
      @EnderHero87 2 года назад +2

      How Shulkers get their sounds :

  • @sebl5077
    @sebl5077 3 года назад +27

    Uncle Roger if you have never had Taddiq before I would highly recommend trying it! The traditional method has lots of flavor i think it will make you say "Fuiyoh!"

  • @muhammadsiregar5222
    @muhammadsiregar5222 3 года назад +21

    9:34 very satis-frying.

  • @shivaazar7089
    @shivaazar7089 Год назад

    I’m happy nick knew about other cultures like Persian rice tadig! It’s truly the best