THIS YOUTUBER CHALLENGE UNCLE ROGER (Joshua Weissman)

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  • Опубликовано: 21 ноя 2024

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  • @JoshuaWeissman
    @JoshuaWeissman 3 года назад +191912

    I feel like I’ve been knighted by the queen. I promise to close my eyes and throw more things into the pan. Shoutout to my cleaners. ❤️

  • @skyebunny777
    @skyebunny777 3 года назад +11318

    dang he got that Zojirushi. Rolex of Rice Cooker.

    • @Laticia1990
      @Laticia1990 3 года назад +425

      I love how Uncle Roger is so cheap with everything but a rice cooker!

    • @what7681
      @what7681 3 года назад +162

      @@Laticia1990 gotta make that rice PERFECT

    • @drazi6322
      @drazi6322 3 года назад +46

      @@Laticia1990 rice cooker everything laa

    • @edu1113
      @edu1113 3 года назад +46

      D fact that im not even aware of d brand must mean im piss poor

    • @aaunyea4799
      @aaunyea4799 3 года назад +2

      That's literally on my wishlist, I want it☺

  • @TimeBucks
    @TimeBucks 3 года назад +16306

    Jamie Oliver is still getting his well deserved roasting

    • @-rum4572
      @-rum4572 3 года назад +100

      Here before this comment blows up

    • @wyvernranger6923
      @wyvernranger6923 3 года назад +23

      HEHE

    • @MrJamiesilaban
      @MrJamiesilaban 3 года назад +86

      I used to like Jamie O but then he kept using rustic like using the letter E. Theeen he had this show about school food whatever. That was the final straw.

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад +5

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* ruclips.net/video/i0h8tD1tckc/видео.html

    • @bruceh9780
      @bruceh9780 3 года назад +95

      He's putting grapes on pizza now....he's getting worse.

  • @afikkusan
    @afikkusan Год назад +1394

    "He think money grow on tree"
    This is by far the most Asian quote ever spoken by every parents in history of Asian civilization.

    • @paulchung9921
      @paulchung9921 Год назад +21

      Just recently said it to my daughter.

    • @guacamol.e
      @guacamol.e Год назад +7

      Koreans say sth along the line of "think you can just DIG for money?" So yeah, pretty much

    • @hhuumm
      @hhuumm Год назад +8

      Indians use that a lot too

    • @sebastiangreen2364
      @sebastiangreen2364 Год назад +6

      @@hhuumm everybody says it

    • @ssnow5516
      @ssnow5516 Год назад +15

      i be like. no but money was the tree at one point. ITS PAPER. then my mom back hand me

  • @Vercci1
    @Vercci1 3 года назад +12186

    This guy's fried rice looks like it went to a private school

    • @zizzors9314
      @zizzors9314 3 года назад +174

      Underrated.
      Or perhaps it's too early

    • @mlssrsevenseven8160
      @mlssrsevenseven8160 3 года назад +59

      Underrated comment my guy

    • @outdoorscholar6016
      @outdoorscholar6016 3 года назад +228

      Funny enough, this guy used to work at a high end restaurant that had little tolerance for any errors made by the chefs. Probably explains the vibe he gives

    • @loleeem
      @loleeem 3 года назад +9

      😂😂😂

    • @DanishAli-gw9ke
      @DanishAli-gw9ke 3 года назад +79

      His in n out "but better" burger looks like it went to harvard

  • @AndrewSlacks
    @AndrewSlacks 3 года назад +3612

    "you're eating salt on crack, of course it hits"
    truer words have not been spoken

    • @Kingfelipethe1st
      @Kingfelipethe1st 3 года назад +18

      Msg on more Crack then all of lawton oklahoma. I live in Lawton I can say that

    • @JaxMerrick
      @JaxMerrick 2 года назад

      @@Kingfelipethe1st I was in Ft Sill back in '08, and trust me, one weekend leave and you already know.

  • @godless_goddess5985
    @godless_goddess5985 3 года назад +4326

    "He look more like guy who own more Bitcoin than friend." Uncle Roger's roast game is *ON POINT*

    • @edwardtan7283
      @edwardtan7283 3 года назад +15

      1 bit coin with no friends must be sad life.

    • @RevengeAvenger
      @RevengeAvenger 3 года назад +15

      Impossible money buys friends.

    • @laszlobandi6456
      @laszlobandi6456 3 года назад +8

      so sad, i wanna sell my friends for bitcoin too. i accept etherium as well.

    • @rustyshackleford6992
      @rustyshackleford6992 3 года назад +1

      "I wonder if he use finger test on his girlfriend?!" Ooof

    • @LitheInLitotes
      @LitheInLitotes 6 месяцев назад +1

      Josh is a moron

  • @neesarahmed777
    @neesarahmed777 Год назад +3848

    "If you poor, just buy $25 random rice cooker, and then get Zojirushi when you have your shit together"
    Words to live by!

    • @temujinkhan6326
      @temujinkhan6326 Год назад +23

      but we know the truth the poor will buy something they can't afford it's like buying a brand-new sports car when they should be buying a used or lower end car.

    • @tempest83
      @tempest83 Год назад +5

      I still have my old rice cooker. It still works and I don't throw out machines that work.

    • @martinedezoete9565
      @martinedezoete9565 Год назад +51

      @@temujinkhan6326 This is so incredibly elitist, I can't.

    • @elasticsynapsis9330
      @elasticsynapsis9330 Год назад +16

      @@temujinkhan6326 Classist much 🧐

    • @maxmotors9497
      @maxmotors9497 Год назад

      Christmas gifts are always kitchen oriented in the last few years for my family haha

  • @staryty_22
    @staryty_22 3 года назад +3645

    Auntie Helen: it's either me or msg
    Uncle Roger: *it's* *divorce* *then*

  • @sorcmagiwizlv99
    @sorcmagiwizlv99 3 года назад +649

    Those moments when he breaks character and laughs at his own jokes are just precious.

  • @johnaeryns5364
    @johnaeryns5364 2 года назад +6930

    I love that he points out the absolutely ridiculous amount of dishes that would need to be washed if you did things the way chefs do on T.V.

    • @gamenut112
      @gamenut112 2 года назад +122

      this is why you learn how to clean as you go.

    • @Bernergy
      @Bernergy 2 года назад +74

      Spoiler. That's how most chefs do it on the kitchen as well if you don't just eyeball it :p

    • @witchitahable
      @witchitahable 2 года назад +59

      Well most of them don't need to be used, could measure the tablespoons etc straight into a bowl. They're premeasured in individual bowls for the sake of videography but at home you can make his in not that many. 1 wok (reuse for onions and rice), 1 for sauce, 1 for eggs, rice cooker pot, chopping board to store all the veggies etc.

    • @keangwooichoo6138
      @keangwooichoo6138 2 года назад +17

      coz someone wash it for them

    • @alejandrovallejo6763
      @alejandrovallejo6763 2 года назад +48

      @@Bernergy Thats because chefs have dishwashers. Trust me, it's a shit ton of dishes (I have been a dish washer myself)

  • @rubycheng9643
    @rubycheng9643 Год назад +155

    As a Taiwanese and a fried rice lover, I must say his fried rice looks reallllly good! It’s like fancy (maybe unaffordable) fried rice served in a high-end, authentic Chinese restaurant 🤤
    BTW, using a drainer to wash rice is in fact a much more convenient method comparing to washing rice in a pot cuz in this way, the rice wouldn’t be scattered everywhere when drained. I’ve learned this from a Taiwanese chef youtuber and found it very useful.

    • @BlueGlow26
      @BlueGlow26 Год назад +4

      Also Taiwanese here 😊
      🇹🇼🇹🇼🇹🇼

    • @Spectera127
      @Spectera127 Год назад

      China bad

    • @Ay_lol_btw
      @Ay_lol_btw Год назад

      ​@@BlueGlow26u mean chinese

    • @BumFluffer1999
      @BumFluffer1999 5 месяцев назад

      It’s just common sense as well tbh

    • @haydenplayschess
      @haydenplayschess 3 месяца назад

      ⁠@@Ay_lol_btw☝️🤓” you mean chinese?” go take a shower and touch some grass

  • @jokerproduction
    @jokerproduction 3 года назад +7918

    I love how Uncle Roger just dropped shade on Josh for making a dish that's too expensive and complicated when Josh also has a series called _But Cheaper_

    • @DyslexicMitochondria
      @DyslexicMitochondria 3 года назад +542

      But you're forgetting that Josh made this rice specifically to impress uncle roger. He didn't compromise on the quality of his video, just like I never do

    • @danielretardo7075
      @danielretardo7075 3 года назад +70

      @dyslexic mitochondria I was curious about your username so I clicked on your profile. Your channel is a hidden gem bro

    • @kayneedlinson725
      @kayneedlinson725 3 года назад +13

      The irony's bloody good

    • @tomhappening
      @tomhappening 3 года назад +18

      @dyslexic mitochondria Your channel is SO underrated dude

    • @IcyJane
      @IcyJane 3 года назад +6

      i think he knows that, cuz he commented on one of but cheaper episode 🤔

  • @Tim.Stotelmeyer
    @Tim.Stotelmeyer 3 года назад +3014

    I am a white guy. My Asian friends were impressed with how well my rice cooker made rice that they went and bought the same model.

    • @calvenwong8881
      @calvenwong8881 3 года назад +73

      I think they lied to you😂😂

    • @yayaokok3561
      @yayaokok3561 3 года назад +130

      did they just turn asian?

    • @minhtriha8814
      @minhtriha8814 3 года назад +9

      sheeshhh

    • @Sitzkrieg
      @Sitzkrieg 3 года назад +21

      what model

    • @yaswanthmannava4072
      @yaswanthmannava4072 3 года назад +13

      Always white man wanna dominate using rice cooker is Asian as it's get 😂😂

  • @StevenHe
    @StevenHe 3 года назад +6627

    I’m such a failure I can’t make rice without a rice cooker😂😂😂

    • @tanisha.r.thomas
      @tanisha.r.thomas 3 года назад +183

      Dont feel bad. None of us can

    • @Jaebeombestie
      @Jaebeombestie 3 года назад +29

      Lol same

    • @stichexsperament6263
      @stichexsperament6263 3 года назад +75

      Lmao I can but don't feel bad because making it in a pot is annoying

    • @ShadowLimited310
      @ShadowLimited310 3 года назад +39

      Rice is notoriously difficult to cook, the cooker just makes it's consistent

    • @FlamerzZz
      @FlamerzZz 3 года назад +72

      Being a chinese chef for 4 years and started from bottom first 2 years cooking rice everyday....i can confirm that cooking rice without a rice cooker is super hard(been there done that when the rice cooker died middle of service). When the rice is fully cooked you only have few seconds to switch the fire off cause it burns quickly, or you have to control the fire at the right temperature if not the bottom will burn and the top remains raw. You just eye it but you cant open the lid ! it would fuck the rice up too! Its worse than baking a cake.

  • @hhq9423
    @hhq9423 Год назад +364

    In all honesty, whenever I cook following the recipe to the T, I mess it up. So I just eyeball everything and throw spices into it. That's what makes my cooking good.

    • @paulchung9921
      @paulchung9921 Год назад +5

      It's why the best chefs are big and fat. You just have to taste and eyeball all your creations.

    • @hhq9423
      @hhq9423 Год назад +7

      @@paulchung9921 I dun think so. There are many chefs who are good at cooking and physically fit.

    • @Iprodeltaelite
      @Iprodeltaelite Год назад

      @@hhq9423 false. Every single chef ever is fat and ugly

  • @darknessmoto9912
    @darknessmoto9912 3 года назад +2120

    Pappa’s biggest achievement here is getting Uncle Roger to let his real voice slip SEVERAL times throughout the video.

    • @starfish1037
      @starfish1037 3 года назад +4

      time stamps?

    • @odst1172
      @odst1172 3 года назад +5

      @@starfish1037 look at the outtakes

    • @AdachiCabbage
      @AdachiCabbage 3 года назад +70

      @@starfish1037 1:58
      11:47
      11:54
      12:38
      13:01

    • @ryan123dean1
      @ryan123dean1 3 года назад +45

      Oh he always talks in his regular voice in the outtakes and the "sorry children"

    • @PvtJoker-gq5jq
      @PvtJoker-gq5jq 3 года назад

      @@starfish1037 ka) @

  • @nickt_274
    @nickt_274 3 года назад +15221

    "If rice in bowl, eat with chopsticks."
    "If rice in plate, eat with spoon."
    "If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, THROW IT OUT!"🤣🤣

    • @panjinurfadillah2489
      @panjinurfadillah2489 3 года назад +366

      And also if you are a body builder THROW JAMIE OLIVER also why not

    • @taho3692
      @taho3692 3 года назад +54

      @@panjinurfadillah2489 🤣🤣🤣🤣 this is great!

    • @cool1justin928
      @cool1justin928 3 года назад +113

      But if rice in Kay kitchen, call CHILD SERVICES

    • @user-vt6jq6pf9c
      @user-vt6jq6pf9c 3 года назад +17

      10:10 also very basic uncle roger accepts defeat 😂

    • @onoxable
      @onoxable 3 года назад +57

      If rice in banana leaf , use hand.

  • @shanjobanjo7977
    @shanjobanjo7977 3 года назад +2033

    Roast chicken: 30 mins
    Roast duck: 50 mins
    Roast Jamie Oliver: Whenever topic of fried rice comes up.

    • @faultline3936
      @faultline3936 3 года назад +8

      Well, yeah, he fucks it up quite badly. In my country, we eat rice 3x a day so I was greatly offended on how he did it as well. He totally killed it... In a very bad way.

    • @crumblebee6728
      @crumblebee6728 3 года назад +3

      what kinda baby chickens are you cooking that take 30 minutes to roast?

    • @huihuichee
      @huihuichee 3 года назад

      hahahha

    • @uhno6771
      @uhno6771 3 года назад

      @@faultline3936 exactly

    • @princesscottoncandy6852
      @princesscottoncandy6852 3 года назад +1

      Hotel:Trivago

  • @roxyzilla7382
    @roxyzilla7382 2 года назад +2185

    one of my biggest issues with joshua weissman is actually how he just expects all his viewers to have all this expensive equipment to cook the same stuff he does, so seeing uncle roger point this out is actually quite entertaining.

    • @ThorsShadow
      @ThorsShadow 2 года назад +569

      He doesn't expect anything. He knows, that he's "overdoing" it, but that is the ENTIRE point of his "But Better" series. He has two series of videos: "But Better", where he goes all out and overdoes stuff (like he does here) and "But Cheaper", where he actually does stuff, well, cheaper.

    • @victorracioppi9821
      @victorracioppi9821 2 года назад

      I think he’s just an annoying douche. One of those guy you just wanna slap.

    • @AnimEnthusiast9
      @AnimEnthusiast9 2 года назад +27

      @@ThorsShadow true

    • @echo5440
      @echo5440 2 года назад +80

      @@ThorsShadow thats nice to hear. it makes sense that he’d go all out for that kinda series

    • @rue3816
      @rue3816 2 года назад +59

      @@ThorsShadow I feel like even his “but cheaper” series is pretty unaffordable for most lower class people

  • @henryxvii8704
    @henryxvii8704 3 года назад +839

    what i love about uncle is that he actually trashtalks jamie better than gordon

    • @staceye2851
      @staceye2851 3 года назад +10

      Yup. Remember when Gordo (the stupid doughnut) went after Jamie's teeth? I mean, really?

    • @BlackangelKatakuri
      @BlackangelKatakuri 3 года назад +5

      @@staceye2851 Now that's just ridiculous

    • @nishias7269
      @nishias7269 3 года назад +4

      @@TheJadedView as an Asian I'm 100% trash talking Jamie Oliver after watching some of his Asian recipes. They either make me want to scream or puke and just... No. That man doesn't understand culture. But I do respect Gordon on the other hand, because he actually does respect the culture the dish he is cooking comes from. I was so glad to see the amount of respect he gave to the people who taught him how to cook real Indian food, his willingness to learn and he always strove to make it fit our taste. He didn't go all, "oh I bet I can make a British version of this" like most British chef's do. There is a dish he cooked which is very famous in my culture and I couldn't help but feel proud of the effort he, as a white man with low spice tolerance put into impressing the ladies who taught him how to cook it. That's a true chef right there.

    • @henryxvii8704
      @henryxvii8704 3 года назад

      @@TheJadedView wont do.. have big respect for omelette lord pepin and no-meat man ducasse
      dont you savages go for wolfgang and tom keller though... im serious...

  • @x.lungeli
    @x.lungeli 3 года назад +2793

    If rice in bowl, eat with chopstick
    If rice in plate, eat with spoon
    If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out 😂

    • @Criclee
      @Criclee 3 года назад +110

      If rice in bowl, plate, anything: H A N D S

    • @coolerplays3477
      @coolerplays3477 3 года назад +8

      @@Criclee no that's gross

    • @Criclee
      @Criclee 3 года назад +68

      @@coolerplays3477 i just do it i’m malay 😂😂😂

    • @cuminandcinn3343
      @cuminandcinn3343 3 года назад +11

      @@coolerplays3477 let me guess, youre a gweilo

    • @Freudes_06
      @Freudes_06 3 года назад +43

      @@coolerplays3477 it's normal here in Malaysia... malay, chinese, indian... everyone does this

  • @weebthecuber8112
    @weebthecuber8112 3 года назад +3923

    Uncle Roger starter pack:
    1. MSG
    2. Haiyaaaaa
    3. Use fingaaaa use fingaaaaaaaa
    4. Jamie Oliver fried rice is worse than eating toenails
    Edit: I forgot a lot of things, you guys can add them by replying

  • @jerichohandy8106
    @jerichohandy8106 Год назад +77

    I love how Uncle Roger says that Joshua’s cleaner has to deal with so many dishes. Growing up in an asian household I thought the same thing. But then my wife said, “He probably just puts it all in the dishwasher”. I forgot those existed and I have one in my house

    • @LitheInLitotes
      @LitheInLitotes 6 месяцев назад +1

      Shut up the shilling for that douche Josh

  • @nathanroe9244
    @nathanroe9244 3 года назад +4931

    Hey to anyone else who's struggling, I just want to point out that Uncle Roger didn't tell us to buy the Zojirushi cooker IF we got our shit together, he told us to buy it WHEN we get our shit together.
    Uncle Roger believes in us

  • @Rose-uf1eh
    @Rose-uf1eh 3 года назад +2658

    I love the way he just says “sorry children”

    • @Hankiehannie
      @Hankiehannie 3 года назад +105

      dat deep voice 🙌😂

    • @perryjames5602
      @perryjames5602 3 года назад +196

      He went from uncle to daddy no cap

    • @Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934
      @Frankiln.D.Roosevelt.1934 3 года назад +26

      WTF I just heard it from him when I saw your comment

    • @wingmag0
      @wingmag0 3 года назад +5

      Can i say it sounds a little bit cringe?
      (Should i delete this comment...)
      _🗿_

    • @TheWanderingHunter
      @TheWanderingHunter 3 года назад +6

      @@wingmag0 🗿

  • @nikweinfurter5578
    @nikweinfurter5578 3 года назад +685

    Not even two minutes in and we have one fuiyoh and a “sorry children” ooooh this is gonna be good.

    • @dlg6227
      @dlg6227 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/RFq3XdqH-vA/видео.html

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад +1

      I recently revealed the genders of my two girlfriends. It got a lot of hate and now has 30 times more dislikes than likes. I am really sad that people can be so mean. Sorry for using your comment to talk about my problems, dear nik

    • @vlatter9537
      @vlatter9537 3 года назад +1

      @@AxxLAfriku wait what? explain more about this rogue comment, please

    • @Yafama
      @Yafama 3 года назад

      @@vlatter9537 it’s just a.... troll? I’m pretty sure it’s satire or comedy or something but I’ve not bothered to really look into it

  • @quintencedillo7863
    @quintencedillo7863 2 года назад +74

    As an Asian/white family, everytime my friends come over and see our rice maker, it’s like magic to them, and I never understood why you would make it yourself🤣, also that seriously is the best brand rice maker, parents were gifted one at their wedding 28 years ago and thing still works like it’s brand new, worth the price point %100

    • @tampamabins2868
      @tampamabins2868 11 месяцев назад

      You are white with a hispanic last name???

    • @SirEmuTheDapper
      @SirEmuTheDapper 8 месяцев назад

      @@tampamabins2868what’s wrong with that?

  • @ecksdee2146
    @ecksdee2146 2 года назад +1676

    all jokes aside, zojirushi is legitimately one of the best rice cooker and general appliance brands out there. my grandad moved to the US from Japan over 40 years ago and bought one of those older styled ones with the cook/warm switch, and my grandmother still uses it to this day. still makes perfect rice every single time.

    • @icy0583
      @icy0583 2 года назад +19

      Bought one last year. Worth every penny.

    • @scammer9348
      @scammer9348 2 года назад +49

      But does it still blast rice cooking music?

    • @ahhshucks
      @ahhshucks 2 года назад

    • @bloodlily1203
      @bloodlily1203 2 года назад +13

      I also have a zojirushi water heater and I suspect there will be a fight over it when I move out.

    • @ThomasFoolery8
      @ThomasFoolery8 2 года назад +6

      Japan bro. 100% quality.

  • @vaidenkelsier7757
    @vaidenkelsier7757 3 года назад +445

    5:14 "Wok fuck boi" is *slaying* me

    • @BloomerzUK
      @BloomerzUK 3 года назад +2

      I had to pause the video to catch my breath.

  • @tiffanychau10
    @tiffanychau10 3 года назад +2629

    3:01 "If niece and nephews poor, just buy random $25 rice cooker. And then get Zojirushi when you have your sh*t together." LMAO thanks for being considerate of us Uncle Roger

    • @theantipope4354
      @theantipope4354 3 года назад +21

      Seriously though, any generic rice cooker will do a great job. If you pay more than $20-25, you're flushing money down the toilet.

    • @iyawakarehen
      @iyawakarehen 3 года назад +50

      @@theantipope4354 if you pay over 25 /for a rice cooker that doesn't sing to you while it cooks your food/ you're flushing money down the toilet.

    • @TheHomicidalTendency
      @TheHomicidalTendency 3 года назад +6

      have a $25 rice cooker, it was okay for a while but never came out perfect, kinda want to try this now.

    • @JesusOurLordandSavior
      @JesusOurLordandSavior 3 года назад

      Tiger is a good brand, weve had it for over a decade now.

    • @philchia4764
      @philchia4764 3 года назад

      it's ok, I'm gonna be wok fuckboi first.

  • @BababooeyYcho66T
    @BababooeyYcho66T Год назад +22

    I don't often see Uncle Roger happy, but when I do, I love seeing some get their uncle/auntie crown.
    This does bring a smile to my face.

  • @siopao369
    @siopao369 3 года назад +6072

    Meanwhile in Philippines:
    "If rice in bowl, use chopsticks"
    "If rice in plate, use spoon"
    "If rice in banana leaves, use hands"

  • @ChristisLittleWorld
    @ChristisLittleWorld 3 года назад +6734

    Joshua that student who does alot of research uses a lot of equipment for his project to get an A Grade
    While Uncle Roger that guy who just makes it no effort and scores A Grade too xD

    • @takoandpotato8804
      @takoandpotato8804 3 года назад +137

      Like Goku and Vegeta , Where Goku is Prodigy and instant got power up by not even trying while Vegeta try hard and learning the hard way to achieve it lol

    • @ChristisLittleWorld
      @ChristisLittleWorld 3 года назад +9

      @@takoandpotato8804 OMG yes exactly

    • @time4toxic182
      @time4toxic182 3 года назад +17

      @@takoandpotato8804 huh vegeta had way more latent talent and a stronger bloodline he came out of the womb with stronger parents and he himself was stronger as a baby goku just trained harder

    • @takoandpotato8804
      @takoandpotato8804 3 года назад +10

      @@time4toxic182 and still second best and had to ask Bulma to use Capsules Gravity Chamber to Train him to become Saiyan 3rd mode 😂 and Ultra Instinct guess who get it first 🤣

    • @time4toxic182
      @time4toxic182 3 года назад +6

      @@takoandpotato8804 yea vegeta will never achieve ultra instinct bc he doesn’t have the mindset for it that’s why vegeta got a new form in the manga chapter I could spoil it but idk if you’ve seen it

  • @thehungryhussey
    @thehungryhussey 3 года назад +9089

    This is hilarious. Love both of you guys.

    • @dstroy2446
      @dstroy2446 3 года назад +33

      What!? A chef with a comment with no replies?! Nice!

    • @bigfatchunguscat3737
      @bigfatchunguscat3737 3 года назад +1

      @Justin SK g

    • @potatoq3259
      @potatoq3259 3 года назад +3

      500th Reply

    • @definitelyadam.4892
      @definitelyadam.4892 3 года назад +4

      How are you not verified

    • @Jitwos
      @Jitwos 3 года назад +2

      I am scared to like bc it will change the number (420)

  • @Technickcall
    @Technickcall 2 года назад +17

    6:40 I thought he was going to say "Uncle Roger didn't know I have to own a yacht to make fried rice"

  • @lillauser9483
    @lillauser9483 3 года назад +1946

    When he says a dirty joke then changes his voice. Hits every time...

    • @sagarikauday3569
      @sagarikauday3569 2 года назад +51

      I thought it was just me. Good to know I'm not alone😭

    • @lillauser9483
      @lillauser9483 2 года назад +8

      @@sagarikauday3569 :D :D :D :D

    • @shidapiupiu9241
      @shidapiupiu9241 2 года назад +39

      And now im simping over his voice already 💀

    • @lillauser9483
      @lillauser9483 2 года назад +1

      @@shidapiupiu9241 :D :D :D

    • @PeterPing
      @PeterPing 2 года назад +29

      "sorry children"

  • @daniellabarron9393
    @daniellabarron9393 3 года назад +642

    If rice in bowl: eat with chopsticks
    If rice in plate: eat with spoon
    If rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen: DON'T EAT AT ALL

    • @ani3tyy
      @ani3tyy 3 года назад +16

      If rice in BBC kitchen: *DON'T LET THEM COOK IT.*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* ruclips.net/video/i0h8tD1tckc/видео.html

    • @rohanmaneyg397
      @rohanmaneyg397 3 года назад

      Eat with glass

    • @fusion3953
      @fusion3953 3 года назад

      If rice in Jamie Oliver Restaurant: Drop menu and run away

    • @EchoRoblox
      @EchoRoblox 3 года назад

      if u mean by cremate it to the ashes then you’re correct
      also if rice in kay’s cooking: don’t let her put the uncooked rice into the wok

  • @twisty8005
    @twisty8005 3 года назад +866

    "don't worry, uncle Roger single, I'm confident in my right hand"

    • @morpheusandrew5153
      @morpheusandrew5153 3 года назад +17

      I am confident on both of mine.

    • @crocodile._
      @crocodile._ 3 года назад +5

      Twisty twisty swirl

    • @hi-wu7ju
      @hi-wu7ju 3 года назад +16

      sorry children

    • @devisavage2570
      @devisavage2570 3 года назад

      I died

    • @solemnander
      @solemnander 3 года назад +10

      I still cannot tell if he’s putting on the accent after hearing him say I’m sorry children

  • @ggakola9080
    @ggakola9080 Год назад +62

    9:19- Here in South India, we use our hands for eating rice

    • @leokan9860
      @leokan9860 Год назад +1

      Not in public tho

    • @kingb9357
      @kingb9357 Год назад +4

      @@leokan9860 Yeah We use hands to eat rice in home but in public we prefer spoon.

    • @sangeethasancharaya6870
      @sangeethasancharaya6870 Год назад +4

      Many south asians and arabs do so

    • @dannygrio
      @dannygrio Год назад

      sorry to say, but hands are the least in Indian food. lol If you watch some videos online of indian food.. Prove that higine is not excencial,

    • @joslinechristopher7936
      @joslinechristopher7936 Год назад +3

      @@leokan9860 yeah we do use hands in public

  • @Mr_Feyshade
    @Mr_Feyshade 3 года назад +4482

    MSG = Makes Shit Good!

  • @kunal3795
    @kunal3795 3 года назад +1549

    "If rice in bowl, use chopstick; if rice in plate, use spoon; if rice in Jamie Oliver kitchen, throw it out!"

  • @DepartedHunter
    @DepartedHunter 3 года назад +425

    I always appreciated that Joshua rarely flexes name brand or expensive cooking equipment. Subconsciously telling us you don’t need the most expensive things to make good food. Just now I realize that he subtly flexes his money other ways like his Rolex.

    • @RealPetasi
      @RealPetasi 3 года назад +8

      I think it was just for this video.

    • @Jaigarful
      @Jaigarful 3 года назад +5

      @@RealPetasi Nah its a lot of things like his Telsa as well. And his food budget. Hes free to do what he wishes, but "But Better" videos where he spends 5-6 times the amount on food is just patronizing to me.

    • @MotoHikes
      @MotoHikes 3 года назад +5

      @@Jaigarful Same. His use of needlessly ridiculous ingredients and equipment is what made me unsub from him. He's ridiculously out of touch from what his channel used to be.

    • @Franku40keks
      @Franku40keks 3 года назад +1

      The people who buy rolex usually don't know any better watch brands tho.

  • @eBoyGamer1106
    @eBoyGamer1106 Год назад +27

    I'm laughing how Nick took tries to get the prestigious "Uncle" title, and Joshua only took one attempt to get it. LMAO

  • @WTFdanni
    @WTFdanni 3 года назад +2713

    “Sorry, children”
    Phew 🥵 that voice

  • @littilwood
    @littilwood 3 года назад +1590

    I love it, because I watch you both, and you refer to yourself as "Uncle," while Joshua refers to himself as "Papa." Family dynamics.

  • @kevinm5898
    @kevinm5898 3 года назад +2476

    "What is this teaspoon, tablespoon bullshit. You're making egg fried rice, not developing vaccine for covid."
    Had me dying. 😂

    • @kosyem
      @kosyem 3 года назад +8

      😂😂😂😂😂😂😂

    • @kamikaz4560
      @kamikaz4560 3 года назад +18

      "You're so ANAL" bruh I died

    • @ANIMEGIRL-e4o
      @ANIMEGIRL-e4o 3 года назад +10

      I can’t with Uncle Roger I fell out my bed laughing my sister thought I couldn’t breathe

    • @kevinm5898
      @kevinm5898 3 года назад +9

      @@ANIMEGIRL-e4o I can't get enough. My wife is Asian and introduced me to him. I found him about a week ago, and I'm so stoked about having some good egg fried rice now. Gonna get all the ingredients and make it in my huge wok!

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 3 года назад +8

      The joke had you dying, but COVID won't.

  • @reyhang8608
    @reyhang8608 2 года назад +10

    Congrats Josh. Getting Unclehood is no small deal coming from Uncle Roger.

  • @yo_imarat8189
    @yo_imarat8189 3 года назад +601

    The reason Asian food is so good is because they rummaged through their fridge, threw ingredients together and said “BAM, New dish”

    • @hiromishisantos9890
      @hiromishisantos9890 3 года назад +16

      Yeahh it makes canned sardines a fancy dish lol

    • @trublgrl
      @trublgrl 3 года назад +8

      Watch the master, Jacques Pepin's "Cooking at home" series, he literally does that in every video. Of course, he applies French technique, but it is as you say, creatively using what you have.

    • @DC-ru5xz
      @DC-ru5xz 3 года назад +1

      You’re not wrong there

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 3 года назад

      Well ya ain't wrong tho

    • @summerpeach3389
      @summerpeach3389 3 года назад +1

      @@hiromishisantos9890 fr HAHAHAHAHA

  • @Semiotichazey
    @Semiotichazey 3 года назад +234

    "He look like guy who own more bitcoin than friend"
    Brilliant line

  • @variokp7327
    @variokp7327 3 года назад +931

    can we talk about how he's voice change when he said "sorry children"

    • @toniibaloneyy9265
      @toniibaloneyy9265 3 года назад +30

      I was looking for this comment for forvever😭😭🤣

    • @gebycho
      @gebycho 3 года назад +3

      Timestamp?

    • @jiawho
      @jiawho 3 года назад +12

      @@gebycho 1:57

    • @RamSavage
      @RamSavage 3 года назад +67

      That's his original voice 🤣🤣

    • @imemen780
      @imemen780 3 года назад +3

      I cant stop laughing that part

  • @ScorchedPyro
    @ScorchedPyro Год назад +15

    1:50 made me laugh way harder than it should have

  • @fureafila
    @fureafila 3 года назад +3123

    I too own more bitcoin than friends!!! And I have ZERO bitcoins!

  • @comfymoder72
    @comfymoder72 3 года назад +2492

    The way he talks about his woks makes me think he is "pansexual"

  • @firstnamalastnama2794
    @firstnamalastnama2794 3 года назад +662

    Uncle roger: just throw random shit in pan
    Jamie Oliver: *nervous sweating*

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* ruclips.net/video/i0h8tD1tckc/видео.html

    • @leoerggg8891
      @leoerggg8891 3 года назад +12

      @@riskyy2657 you keep spamming and ill keep reporting you until your channel is taken down , understood?

    • @mattbritton6222
      @mattbritton6222 3 года назад

      @@leoerggg8891 . Solid bro...gone.

    • @josphatdaktari979
      @josphatdaktari979 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-RAglyw6ySk/видео.html

  • @nat78980
    @nat78980 Год назад +9

    He uses measurements because his ancestors can’t tell him to stop because they have no concept of flavor

  • @pureskullbruh1296
    @pureskullbruh1296 3 года назад +549

    Joshua : " add msg to fried rice "
    Uncle Roger : *Humanity Restore*

    • @joharaal-jehani6346
      @joharaal-jehani6346 3 года назад

      is that an accidental dark souls reference?

    • @hulkamania5071
      @hulkamania5071 3 года назад

      @@joharaal-jehani6346 no, purposeful

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* ruclips.net/video/i0h8tD1tckc/видео.html

    • @hulkamania5071
      @hulkamania5071 3 года назад +1

      @@riskyy2657 no u didnt

    • @pureskullbruh1296
      @pureskullbruh1296 3 года назад

      @Ika Ayu halo :)
      Salam

  • @sparkymularkey6970
    @sparkymularkey6970 2 года назад +550

    Josh's fried rice looks amazing, but it looks like something that would be at an upscale Asian Fusion restaurant that you go to with your girlfriend's family to meet her parents for the first time and the food is delicious, but you're kind of uncomfortable.
    Uncle Roger's fried rice looks like the kind of fried rice that you get in a street market after you've had a night of drinking and you need some good, cheap food that tastes like a hug feels.

    • @TheEmbessyNetwork
      @TheEmbessyNetwork 2 года назад +30

      That is the most accurate description I've heard and you're not wrong lol.

    • @suklasinha303
      @suklasinha303 2 года назад +2

      U guys can't accept that he made better fried rice than uncle Roger.

    • @sparkymularkey6970
      @sparkymularkey6970 2 года назад +61

      @@suklasinha303 No, he did make better fried rice. It's just better in a different way. It's fancy and impressive and it looks amazing. But, sometimes, a person prefers the simple things. That's OK, too.

    • @suklasinha303
      @suklasinha303 2 года назад +6

      @@sparkymularkey6970 uncle Roger cleary said that his fried rice taste better than his

    • @sparkymularkey6970
      @sparkymularkey6970 2 года назад +8

      @@suklasinha303 I ain't Uncle Roger.

  • @typicallymilk955
    @typicallymilk955 3 года назад +3708

    Uncle Roger: *disses people who doesn’t have a rice cooker*
    His Asian Ancestors: Haiyaa why you roast them? We also don’t have rice cooker.

    • @despxir7897
      @despxir7897 3 года назад +78

      Big brain

    • @vantablack2847
      @vantablack2847 3 года назад +155

      Asian ancestor have a built in rice cooker within them, unfortunately, this innate power of Ancient Asian is diluted more and more as time goes, thus the innate rice cookery skill is lost within a few generations.

    • @g_lorn
      @g_lorn 3 года назад +15

      they did it with bambus over a bowl of steaming water

    • @Hellschwarz
      @Hellschwarz 3 года назад +12

      World War II is over, use technology

    • @tsixeton9705
      @tsixeton9705 3 года назад +24

      Rice cookers are for dorm kids or busy rich people. Poor students like me only buy a $9 sausepan that can cook rice, porridge, noodle, soup, and everything else that keep us survive.🤪

  • @mwkcheng
    @mwkcheng Год назад +1

    The first video on the Lunar New Year. Finally RUclips got it right with the recommendations! Congrats nephew Joshua for becoming uncle Joshua.

  • @galaxy_yt3796
    @galaxy_yt3796 3 года назад +6004

    Uncle roger: $85 polo too expensive
    Owns a $179 rice cooker and hes ok

    • @craighill8251
      @craighill8251 3 года назад +711

      Rice is life

    • @maklogetrich2378
      @maklogetrich2378 3 года назад +639

      rice cooker for the rest of your life

    • @andrewhazlewood4569
      @andrewhazlewood4569 3 года назад +287

      £85 is a lot more than $85 ... around $119US Haiyaa

    • @sj4iy
      @sj4iy 3 года назад +235

      I mean, if you cook rice everyday then yeah, it's something you'll spend extra on and completely worth it. We have a zojirushi (although bigger than uncle roger's) and we use every single day. Before that, we had a small tiger rice cooker that lasted 15 years. They last a very long time.

    • @ziyad1809
      @ziyad1809 3 года назад +173

      You can't cook rice with a polo

  • @HonkeyKongLive
    @HonkeyKongLive 3 года назад +406

    "he looks like he has more bitcoin than friends" is the most savage shit I've heard in a minute

    • @kedrickswain6509
      @kedrickswain6509 3 года назад +3

      Hell, having 1 bitcoin and no friends is enough for me.

  • @monkeysgonna5306
    @monkeysgonna5306 3 года назад +1083

    I don't measure my ingredients as well, my ancestors usually just whisper to me " that's enough my son or that shit be salty as hell"

    • @galactuscodm4559
      @galactuscodm4559 3 года назад +9

      Well iam Indian we never Ever Measure The Ingredients that Precise but only Like Taking some Quantity

    • @trevorreid9142
      @trevorreid9142 3 года назад +6

      I like to ignore that voice cus I like salty stuff

    • @univerzlegrowand5935
      @univerzlegrowand5935 3 года назад +16

      A good cook never measures, but a good teacher always does

    • @G4MBIT
      @G4MBIT 2 года назад +1

      Word

    • @vanessayan3684
      @vanessayan3684 2 года назад +3

      @@univerzlegrowand5935 agree! I think joshua also intended his video to be a tutorial (well, leaving out the smoke gun, double aged soy sauce and all that stuff that most people don’t have) for other people to recreate it who might not be experienced at all and don’t know how much to throw in. And that’s why he mentioned the measurements!

  • @kyeoptawerk93ah
    @kyeoptawerk93ah Год назад +2

    the chef wan video is still my favorite vid to this day of uncle roger's. he matched uncle roger's energy so well haha

  • @DaisyRM
    @DaisyRM 3 года назад +2546

    "do you use finger test on your girlfriend also?" I about died of laughter 😂

    • @navneel13mondal2
      @navneel13mondal2 3 года назад +6

      😂😂😂😂

    • @Shimeih
      @Shimeih 3 года назад +5

      My favorite line😂😂

    • @guodonglin5711
      @guodonglin5711 3 года назад

      原来笑死真的可以直译😂

    • @vDREEGONv
      @vDREEGONv 3 года назад +5

      Yeah I died too, come to my funeral may 19th

    • @glowleaf
      @glowleaf 3 года назад +2

      @@vDREEGONv HAHAHAHAHHA

  • @Unco_Drew
    @Unco_Drew 3 года назад +614

    “Now grab some strawberry jam”
    Uncle Roger: 👁👄👁
    “Just joking”
    Uncle Roger: they had us in the first half, not gonna lie

    • @ruefysh9576
      @ruefysh9576 3 года назад +6

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    • @onghy
      @onghy 3 года назад +7

      I choked when he took out strawberry jam 😂

  • @lucidgreen.
    @lucidgreen. 3 года назад +383

    "Of course, you eating salt on crack."
    I'm howling.

  • @iu2
    @iu2 2 месяца назад +1

    9:38 "Do you also use hair dryer to blow leaf?" 😂😂😂😂

  • @zenaxproductions7927
    @zenaxproductions7927 2 года назад +1704

    I love how uncle roger can't complain about the cooking, so he starts with the fashion and the messurements (which he does because for people to follow along at home). Josh is a really good and professional cook, but he does love to flex haha

    • @glocktop916
      @glocktop916 2 года назад +25

      its an asian thing lol

    • @zulhilmi5787
      @zulhilmi5787 2 года назад +45

      You also need to understand that fried rice is a regular dishes for Asian. It doesn't make sense to wash that much of equipment for things you do daily. Just minimise it as much as possible. Josh probably do that because he is doing it for video or he can't relate having to do fried rice as daily meals.

    • @robertwilson8939
      @robertwilson8939 2 года назад +8

      I really hate his editing style

    • @thatboymeak
      @thatboymeak 2 года назад +8

      @@zulhilmi5787 people try to cook Asian food like Italian food.
      being hyperbolic here, but one is quick, high flame, eye measured while the other is slow, low and precise

    • @obuw1
      @obuw1 Год назад +6

      "which he does because for people to follow along at home" - yeah, the people who follow along at home, who have duck fat and a cold smoke gun just lying around.

  • @darthzayexeet3653
    @darthzayexeet3653 3 года назад +1190

    Uncle Roger: Torture is the secret ingredient
    Also Uncle Roger: don’t torture your cleaners

    • @carlcouture1023
      @carlcouture1023 3 года назад +12

      But do the cleaners add to the flavor?

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 3 года назад +31

      @@carlcouture1023 their tears add extra salt.

  • @moonie510
    @moonie510 3 года назад +384

    You know you’re broke when your rice cooker doesn’t even sing for you

    • @elewasajna4904
      @elewasajna4904 3 года назад +7

      @Dean Vennard it's okay just BECOME the rice cooker

    • @idkpoke6486
      @idkpoke6486 3 года назад +3

      I literally went to my rice cooker and saw it was the same brand 😂😂

    • @myname-mz3lo
      @myname-mz3lo 3 года назад +1

      mine is either cook or warm and it works fine

    • @antonfelice5284
      @antonfelice5284 3 года назад +1

      we don't even have rice cooker, we use pot and burnt rice on the bottom after cooking lol.

    • @cherribomb3054
      @cherribomb3054 3 года назад +1

      @@antonfelice5284 And We Eat Rice With Our Hands

  • @jarub7641
    @jarub7641 3 месяца назад +1

    That’s actually US Polo Assn. which is A LOT cheaper than Ralph Lauren

  • @carolinepena5633
    @carolinepena5633 3 года назад +2867

    The 2K people that disliked either had a peanut allergy or loved Jamie Oliver's cooking.
    Edit: Or vegans, msg-haters or karens too, like you all said! Also thanks guys for the 2K likes, I never thought I'd get this much attention haha

  • @vedsahasrabhojanee97
    @vedsahasrabhojanee97 3 года назад +533

    Alternate title: Roast of Joshua Weissman turns into roast of Jamie Oliver

  • @unidentifiedguy8253
    @unidentifiedguy8253 3 года назад +6354

    I do love how MSG is villainized by the fattest, unhealthiest cultures (ie, Western) while those cultures that eat MSG on a daily basis are the longest lived, slimmest, and healthiest.

    • @cjdziesiuta1995
      @cjdziesiuta1995 3 года назад +780

      HOW DARE YOU POINT OUT THE HYPOCROSY
      OF COURSE, I ALSO AGRRE! - MR.TORGUE

    • @tompcd1189
      @tompcd1189 3 года назад +72

      lol so true

    • @Thetravelingmonke
      @Thetravelingmonke 3 года назад +329

      Yea the foods also just healthier in genneral like America you got deep fried burgers covered in butter and those cultures are just healthier but also great taste

    • @chuckmiller5763
      @chuckmiller5763 3 года назад +457

      I love how people swear they are allergic to MSG but eat it everyday without knowing any better.

    • @kaenryuuart543
      @kaenryuuart543 3 года назад +239

      Not to mention msg is in literally every savoury factory produced snack

  • @Naomi_4life
    @Naomi_4life Год назад +3

    When he say “if rice is in Jamie Oliver Kitchen throw it out” got me laughing

  • @santiagocortez9554
    @santiagocortez9554 3 года назад +287

    Joshua's fried rice looks like the one my rich classmate eats at school along with a couple strips of bacon.

    • @Jakc.
      @Jakc. 3 года назад +7

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 but better is for making it taste better
      There is but cheaoer for making cheap and tasty so

    • @nishias7269
      @nishias7269 3 года назад +4

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 that's what making something better means? My mom and I have been "but bettering" shit since way before I started watching Joshua Weissman. We live in India and the packaged shit we get here isn't that great. So we used to make it at home... But better. And it almost always needs elements to be changed in order to be better. Its not changing the dish entirely, but the usage of different ingredients. Just like Joshua does. If you don't change certain ingredients, you're not making the dish better are you? It's the same thing rehashed at home. Just because dominoes likes to add weird ketchup instead of marinara, and icky cheese, doesn't mean we have to too. I swear the amount of times I have cursed pizza places for their shit marinara and just decided to make it home. People who like cooking at home have been doing this for ages. If you don't like the but better version make your own. No one is stopping you. Or eat the original if you're such a fan of sub par food.

    • @nishias7269
      @nishias7269 3 года назад

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 I guess we do disagree on what better is...

    • @jovanimartinez8277
      @jovanimartinez8277 3 года назад +1

      @Lassi Kinnunen 81 so u legit want same ingredients, same dish, but cooked with good techniques. I understand where you're coming from, but there are some dishes that are so simple they can be bland. Like fried chicken, add different spices to the flour and it technically saying that it's a different dish. I honestly like what Joshua is doing, it's not out of this world and personally made me go to local asian stores for cheap and delicious ingredients.

  • @froz_yt
    @froz_yt 3 года назад +861

    Uncle Roger: "just trow random shit in pan"
    How to basic: "hmmmmmmmm"

    • @wlwendylow
      @wlwendylow 3 года назад +11

      OH SHIT-

    • @InnuendoXP
      @InnuendoXP 3 года назад +26

      we need Uncle Roger to react to that masterchef

    • @Aranak777
      @Aranak777 3 года назад +5

      DONT GIVE HIM IDEA

    • @soonlytaing1708
      @soonlytaing1708 3 года назад +4

      @@Aranak777 I fully support the idea

    • @peempit4406
      @peempit4406 3 года назад +1

      I saw this comment perfectly in time when the video got into that part...

  • @JyForFun
    @JyForFun 3 года назад +1271

    "Don't worry, Uncle Roger single. Very confident in my right hand" - Who else can relate? HAHAHA
    "Sorry children!"

  • @Sharky_1425
    @Sharky_1425 9 месяцев назад

    The fact that he is not a chef and home cook but know a lot about cooking is just insane and his joke and roast r too cool to be on RUclips❤

  • @austinfiregaming9740
    @austinfiregaming9740 3 года назад +2001

    *Joshua’s video was made for uncle Roger to review* 😂😂🍾 have a good day

    • @wraiz8563
      @wraiz8563 3 года назад +1

      k

    • @TheMightyZwom
      @TheMightyZwom 3 года назад +16

      You don't say... Thanks captain obvious :p

    • @tsukinercua
      @tsukinercua 3 года назад +1

      I turned your 99 likes to 100

    • @sarahhjk852
      @sarahhjk852 3 года назад +1

      yeah. thats what he said in the video

    • @mackghie8270
      @mackghie8270 3 года назад +2

      Wow so smart

  • @Kivutar
    @Kivutar 3 года назад +458

    "I think this Joshua guy never clean his own kitchen" Amen.

    • @VNdoug
      @VNdoug 3 года назад +4

      Joshua's videos give me the same vibe as that Onion video, "Perfect One-Pot, Six-Pan, 10-Wok, 25-Baking Sheet Dinner".
      ruclips.net/video/NGgpSWcaV1U/видео.html
      It feels like he uses the largest amount of bowls and utensils he can justify using. Meanwhile I'm using the same spoon to stir a pot and a frying pan, then dumping the contents of the pot into my plate so I can reuse it for the next step in the dish

    • @chrisweldon6076
      @chrisweldon6076 3 года назад +4

      @@VNdoug Joshua is ALLL about being extra

    • @riskyy2657
      @riskyy2657 3 года назад

      *omg i found mrnigelng second channel!* ruclips.net/video/i0h8tD1tckc/видео.html

    • @lordmuhehe4605
      @lordmuhehe4605 3 года назад +2

      That goes for most celebrity chefs. Ramsay dirtied two woks to make one portion of fried rice, I mean what the fuck.

  • @Metroidkalib
    @Metroidkalib 3 года назад +259

    The way he said "Sorry children" made my heart rate go through the roof.

  • @Envixity665
    @Envixity665 Год назад +1

    0:19 Uncle Roger says he has more bitcoin than friends who says he has bitcoin.

  • @alisontaplin1838
    @alisontaplin1838 3 года назад +296

    He should sell just orange polo shirts for his merch😂😂😂

  • @brookiepook624
    @brookiepook624 3 года назад +402

    "And the way he loading this smoke gun, I can tell, nephew Joshua smoke weed before" 😂😂😂

    • @aramamikaere9117
      @aramamikaere9117 3 года назад +10

      I laughed my ass off at that cause its so true

  • @jamesfenriz1204
    @jamesfenriz1204 3 года назад +364

    "You're making egg fried rice, not developing a vaccine for Covid" left me dead asf lmao

  • @safctilidie
    @safctilidie Год назад +1

    MSG, orange polo, 3 woks, rice cooker. Such a try hard to impress his uncle...

  • @FrankValchiria
    @FrankValchiria 3 года назад +986

    JUST me in the previous marriage.....

  • @lukaswastaken8756
    @lukaswastaken8756 3 года назад +874

    Uncle Roger is probably the king of rare insults

    • @purifybtw
      @purifybtw 3 года назад +2

      probably? you mean *POSITIVELY?*

    • @humanman2358
      @humanman2358 3 года назад +21

      @@purifybtw which positive are you implying? His covid test or the weejio?

    • @Gustavo-if6er
      @Gustavo-if6er 3 года назад

      @@humanman2358 oh no...😂

    • @subsan_
      @subsan_ 3 года назад

      @@humanman2358 lOL

    • @m3ss1g0at2
      @m3ss1g0at2 3 года назад +1

      * 𝗚𝗼𝗿𝗱𝗼𝗻 𝗥𝗮𝗺𝘀𝗮𝘆 𝗮𝗻𝗱 𝗝𝗼𝗲 𝗕𝗮𝘀𝘁𝗶𝗮𝗻𝗶𝗰𝗵 𝗷𝗼𝗶𝗻𝗲𝗱 𝘁𝗵𝗲 𝗰𝗵𝗮𝘁

  • @wilsonkosasih121
    @wilsonkosasih121 3 года назад +1429

    "Ah he used finger, use finger"
    That's what she said.
    Sorry children.

    • @OHOE1
      @OHOE1 3 года назад +10

      Papa Roger !!!! 👀😉💯

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 года назад +15

      Two "sorry, children " in one day! 👏👏👏👏

    • @yetti399
      @yetti399 3 года назад +9

      If you use finger shouldn't it be Sorry NO children

    • @LindaC616
      @LindaC616 3 года назад +3

      @@yetti399 😆

    • @yitz3155
      @yitz3155 3 года назад

      We need max of Sam the cooking guy saying this in the background...

  • @iu2
    @iu2 2 месяца назад +1

    6:21 Twice "Fancy"

  • @Aaackermann
    @Aaackermann 3 года назад +136

    Roger= Uncle
    Josh = Papa
    Means, both are brothers! Makes sense!

  • @MuguOfficial
    @MuguOfficial 3 года назад +771

    That's true, us Mexican's don't measure. We just toss every ingredient.

    • @misc.shorts
      @misc.shorts 3 года назад +59

      Mexicans and asians just built different 😈🙅‍♂️🔥 good thing I'm both🙅‍♂️😈🔥🔥🔥🗣️

    • @Aodhan_Raith
      @Aodhan_Raith 3 года назад +71

      @@misc.shorts Your ancestors whisper to your instincts the correct ratios.

    • @misc.shorts
      @misc.shorts 3 года назад +11

      @@Aodhan_Raith 😂 ayo fr tho huh😂

    • @joey25cb7
      @joey25cb7 3 года назад +5

      Well we also use a fork for rice and not a spoon!!! Spoon is for kids 🤣🤣

    • @gustavoangelmorales5123
      @gustavoangelmorales5123 3 года назад +9

      We also use what my mom calls “un puñito” or “un tantito” 🤣

  • @claire_yang
    @claire_yang 3 года назад +86

    6:57 “I can tell nephew Joshua smoke weed before” HAHAHAH

  • @tacoshell3329
    @tacoshell3329 Год назад +1

    these 2 are my absolute favorites

  • @youxarexmyxsunshine
    @youxarexmyxsunshine 3 года назад +355

    As the Aunty once said to Gordon Ramsey who visited her kitchen, “Just agak agak...” meaning...just throw a bit of this, a bit of that until your ancestors are satisfied!

    • @Chunkosaurus
      @Chunkosaurus 3 года назад +4

      That was exactly what I was thinking

    • @akmal94ibrahim
      @akmal94ibrahim 3 года назад +1

      Was thinking of this. First time I saw Ramsay got schooled.

    • @josekatwijk5336
      @josekatwijk5336 3 года назад +1

      @Ika Ayu ?

    • @pipsqueak6846
      @pipsqueak6846 3 года назад +1

      @Ika Ayu nyari duid apa nyari malu, pansos ampe sejauh ini wkwkwkwk

    • @Arella17
      @Arella17 3 года назад +1

      I have a lot of respect for Ramsay as a chef, but he sometimes sticks his head up his ass about food. Especially when he complains about a grilled cheese sandwich and he’s completely unable to make a grilled cheese.

  • @notchamama7571
    @notchamama7571 3 года назад +909

    Can we get a “Hell, yeah” for Uncle Roger on not dirtying up 5 million measuring cups, spoons, bowls, colanders...

    • @AddieDraws
      @AddieDraws 3 года назад +2

      Hell yeah

    • @Rustybits
      @Rustybits 3 года назад +2

      Hell yeah! Bet he doesn't even have a cleaner

    • @hekkoCZ
      @hekkoCZ 3 года назад +21

      Personally, I'm somewhere in between. When I make something for the first time and need to follow a recipe, I do measure everything and prepare stuff in advance, using many cups and bowls. Once I know what I'm doing, I streamline the process, measure "by eye", and season to taste - because now I know how the meal should look like and taste during cooking.

    • @phrygianphoenix317
      @phrygianphoenix317 2 года назад +4

      YAYYEH

    • @redgoldcrown3990
      @redgoldcrown3990 2 года назад +4

      my initiation as A Good Home Cook (no measuring shit) began because I was a lazy ass teenager who couldn't be bothered to bring out the measuring spoons...

  • @stevexiong602
    @stevexiong602 3 года назад +544

    “If rice in Jamie Oliver Kitchen, throw away.”
    -Uncle Roger
    Biggest diss lmao 😂

    • @ZariusFontaine
      @ZariusFontaine 3 года назад +1

      The rice or jamie?

    • @theletteralpha
      @theletteralpha 3 года назад +3

      Matthew McCay
      Both

    • @Haz_wizZYT
      @Haz_wizZYT 3 года назад

      @@ZariusFontaine the rice that entered the Jamie environment

    • @philchia4764
      @philchia4764 3 года назад

      Unless risotto. TBF he's an Italian trained chef.

  • @JustinCalub
    @JustinCalub 15 дней назад

    8:47 , "throw the whole bottle also." Makes me roll around on the floor while laughing loudly in the middle of the night. Now my mom staring at me with the death stare.