This Country Fought a War with 250,000 Goats; Who Won?

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Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @ziggy8253
    @ziggy8253 6 лет назад +12511

    “Why don’t we bring lions to eat all the goats?”
    “Sounds good, but then who will eat the lions?”

    • @tuckercarlson3127
      @tuckercarlson3127 6 лет назад +1673

      i will

    • @SuperAmazingPower
      @SuperAmazingPower 6 лет назад +433

      michael howell yeah! Like there's such thing as winter in Ecuadorian latitudes.

    • @MrThistleMilk
      @MrThistleMilk 6 лет назад +506

      Fernando Ga It's a reference from an episode of The Simpsons, just like the original comment. Clearly went over your head.

    • @michaelhowell2326
      @michaelhowell2326 6 лет назад +194

      BicBoi thanks man. I honestly thought most everyone would understand that reference. Clearly not.

    • @HoryShiitMan
      @HoryShiitMan 6 лет назад +148

      Release an army of dentists onto the island

  • @fetts4ck849
    @fetts4ck849 4 года назад +1603

    “Sir, the great nation of Ecuador declared war on us, how do we respond?“
    “MEEEEHEHEHEHEE“

    • @MonsieurWeevil
      @MonsieurWeevil 3 года назад +43

      "Sir, here they come!"
      "MEHEHEHEEEE MEMEHEE MEHHHH"
      Translation by a German goat herder: "HANS GET THE FLAMMENWERFER!"

    • @hmzh5824
      @hmzh5824 3 года назад +18

      Translation:
      I have a plan, REPRODUCE!!!

    • @classifiedbell9027
      @classifiedbell9027 3 года назад +5

      Goat Commander: We runs away

    • @georgeamesfort3408
      @georgeamesfort3408 3 года назад +5

      @@classifiedbell9027 "sir.....you re a genius"

    • @burimdermaku2401
      @burimdermaku2401 3 года назад

      🤣🤣🤣

  • @eskewroberts7663
    @eskewroberts7663 6 лет назад +2319

    Goat: You hear helicopters?
    Goat 2: Yeah, sounds like a baaaaad time

    • @ethangasson9965
      @ethangasson9965 5 лет назад +20

      Good job

    • @CraZCraft
      @CraZCraft 5 лет назад +14

      SANESS

    • @versace6609
      @versace6609 5 лет назад +10

      i support trump's border wall

    • @demiwitch2898
      @demiwitch2898 5 лет назад +6

      nice pun

    • @billjoe39
      @billjoe39 5 лет назад +3

      @@versace6609 at least you drew a parallel between these overpaid, 'invasive species' crusading gun nuts, and Trump's racism....I'll grant you that

  • @c4ble472
    @c4ble472 4 года назад +2151

    Helicopter sharpshooter: “Anyone who runs is a goat. Anyone who stands still is a well-disciplined goat!”

  • @Emmanuella1383
    @Emmanuella1383 5 лет назад +3186

    Judas Goat : Hello new friends
    All the other goats : _die instantly_
    and it happened every single time, oh boi, can't imagine how traumatized the Judas goat would be

    • @joebobby1412
      @joebobby1412 4 года назад +115

      huixing lee
      What if the Judas Goat Ghost Rider made a deal with the devil?

    • @TheFatmerrill
      @TheFatmerrill 4 года назад +92

      @@joebobby1412 Damn the thought of the judas goat being sentient and knowing and willingly doing it had me gone bro lmfao

    • @anonymousperson3023
      @anonymousperson3023 4 года назад +47

      I thought that after a while, the Judas goats would know what is happening and start living more of a solitaire lifestyle

    • @justsomeguy5470
      @justsomeguy5470 4 года назад +11

      @@anonymousperson3023 Do you mean solitary?

    • @thatsroughbuddy1407
      @thatsroughbuddy1407 4 года назад +35

      Judas Goat: *bawl* Why? They die right when they see me! Am I really that ugly? 😢😭😭

  • @victormoniz8367
    @victormoniz8367 5 лет назад +2714

    That judas goat must have terrible PTSD.

  • @Tisuoi
    @Tisuoi 4 года назад +1708

    *military briefing*
    Recruit: *muffled giggling*
    Commander: Are you laughing?
    Recruit: No sir!
    Recruiter's mind: *galapagoat*

  • @friggo3869
    @friggo3869 4 года назад +1023

    Judas goat: *WHY DOES EVERYONE I LOVE HAVE TO DIE!*

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 4 года назад +36

      I love you Judas goaty

    • @marshallbernarte8216
      @marshallbernarte8216 4 года назад +46

      @@GOAT_GOATERSON Target spotted.
      *20 Millimeter Vulkan whires*
      Eliminating target
      *BRRRRRRRRRRRT*
      Target eliminated.

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 4 года назад +11

      @@marshallbernarte8216 ?.???????

    • @freezer1358
      @freezer1358 4 года назад +20

      @@marshallbernarte8216 Seems like the attack was not very effective. Maybe wrong attack-type? Or its a glitch goat and invincible D:

    • @Vict0r1984
      @Vict0r1984 3 года назад +3

      Like honestly, can you imagine how traumatising this was for the various "Judas Goats"? Humans were responsible for this mess in the first place, so they should've probably just mass hearded the goats to ports and developed an infrastructure to sell them. Although on second thought quick murder might be preferable to life on factory farms - it's really sick what we do to most domesticated animals if you think about it...

  • @Fragolux
    @Fragolux 6 лет назад +2837

    The moral of the story?
    If you're going to war against the animal kingdom, bring Kiwi snipers, not Aussie artillerymen.

    • @jareefahmed1365
      @jareefahmed1365 5 лет назад +78

      Nah man. Just be in the modern era. It'll give you better weapons than the three Australian Artillerymen had at their disposal. And each helicopter had more troops than those used in the emu war.

    • @risannd
      @risannd 5 лет назад +23

      Trust me I'm a doctor

    • @camelofsiberia962
      @camelofsiberia962 5 лет назад +1

      Yep

    • @majidburki9355
      @majidburki9355 5 лет назад +2

      You... I like you

    • @ShoeNerd
      @ShoeNerd 5 лет назад

      Or just get big smoke

  • @imperialguardsman5929
    @imperialguardsman5929 4 года назад +2814

    Australian Emu: *Finally a worthy opponent, our battle will be legendary!*

    • @IsAcRafT
      @IsAcRafT 4 года назад +56

      The Judas Goat was an Alpha Legion inside job.

    • @petelee2477
      @petelee2477 4 года назад +51

      Nah the emus actually won their war

    • @terrencew.4475
      @terrencew.4475 4 года назад +31

      For every goat who falls, ten more shall take his place!

    • @kathibaba7665
      @kathibaba7665 3 года назад +7

      @@terrencew.4475 Galapagos is not yet lost.

    • @KiwiBirdYes
      @KiwiBirdYes 3 года назад +7

      The kiwi approves.

  • @KTrout0575
    @KTrout0575 5 лет назад +3560

    Ecuador wins war against goats.
    This angered Australia who punished him severely.

  • @avantelvsitania3359
    @avantelvsitania3359 3 года назад +144

    “Who now could stand against the armies of Isengoat.... and Maaaahrdor?”
    “The Turtles call for help!”
    “...and the Kiwis will answer!”

  • @massineben7198
    @massineben7198 6 лет назад +374

    Why can't Australia learn from this? They could have saved millions of soldiers from dying to the monster Emu bird army.

    • @gcphonon3503
      @gcphonon3503 5 лет назад +6

      Fliyo MB the Australian soldiers didn't die just a failed attack

    • @jareefahmed1365
      @jareefahmed1365 5 лет назад +6

      This was about 30 or 50 years after the emu war. And there were only 3 soldiers. Three

    • @btdpro752
      @btdpro752 5 лет назад +36

      @@gcphonon3503 it's a joke, he said millions of soldiers, nobody would think that, his obviously joking

    • @btdpro752
      @btdpro752 5 лет назад +5

      @@jareefahmed1365 it's a joke

    • @SlothMan2
      @SlothMan2 5 лет назад +5

      @@gcphonon3503 a joke would not pass by my head, I am too fast, I would catch it

  • @citiesskyscrapers4561
    @citiesskyscrapers4561 6 лет назад +2381

    This is the most epic war in the history of mankind.

    • @lilithonion5961
      @lilithonion5961 6 лет назад +101

      I disagree. What about the emu war

    • @BasileusHorus
      @BasileusHorus 6 лет назад +90

      This was a victory for all species, the only thing that I feel sorrow is all that delicious meat lost.

    • @sharonshxm
      @sharonshxm 6 лет назад +4

      Nah that's G.O.A.T.

    • @rickyaguilar8428
      @rickyaguilar8428 6 лет назад +2

      NOOOOOO ALL THAT MEAT!

    • @AGoofyGoober75
      @AGoofyGoober75 6 лет назад +1

      Greatest comment of history

  • @aarongreen27yearsago96
    @aarongreen27yearsago96 6 лет назад +635

    Australia: "clearly it's impossible to win a war against animals so it isn't even worth trying"
    Ecuador: "hold my beer"

    • @TheNyanCatReborn
      @TheNyanCatReborn 6 лет назад +33

      Aaron Green more like, new Zealand: hold my beer

    • @bogdan9939
      @bogdan9939 6 лет назад +9

      TheNyanCatReborn Ecuador not New Zealand

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 6 лет назад +12

      It was an equatorian war, not a kiwi war.

    • @atsusugitte
      @atsusugitte 6 лет назад +73

      Ecuador: “hold my tortoise”

    • @notpulverman9660
      @notpulverman9660 6 лет назад +11

      TheNyanCatReborn The sharpshooters came from New Zealand to join the Equadorian military.
      It wasn't a 2 day or even 2 month thing. They actually had to live there, speak Spanish, settle down, etc.

  • @DeamLinX
    @DeamLinX 3 года назад +45

    1:39 "Those 3 original goats had exploded into a population of over 30000 goats!"
    Sweet home Alabama

  • @sumper_man
    @sumper_man 6 лет назад +1549

    I bet the Judas goats had psychological issues after having every friend they ever make die💀

    • @yeyeh757
      @yeyeh757 6 лет назад +4

      What do you mean?

    • @sumper_man
      @sumper_man 6 лет назад +142

      Páll Tummasarson when the goat found a new group of goats they killed the other goats and left the one with the tracker alive😂

    • @TheValentineEnemy
      @TheValentineEnemy 6 лет назад +15

      Sounds like a runner from Stargate Atlantis though. :P

    • @DyegoSutilMendes
      @DyegoSutilMendes 6 лет назад

      sumper man lol laughed so much

    • @Bluemilk92
      @Bluemilk92 6 лет назад +33

      You know how movies always have a callus character, who won't open themselves up to care for others, because everyone they loved had died? Judes Goat. Basically the Frank Castle of goats.

  • @JasonDoe1000
    @JasonDoe1000 5 лет назад +1336

    So just 3 goats had it going so often, that we got to 250.000 goats
    Sounds like something that could have happened in Alabama

    • @NecAngelus
      @NecAngelus 5 лет назад +33

      Alabama and missispis combined

    • @lamestusername
      @lamestusername 5 лет назад +18

      No more like Florida

    • @tiredtotality4145
      @tiredtotality4145 5 лет назад +56

      Those goats were from the Habsburger family

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад +13

      @@tiredtotality4145 Hapsburg goat chin.

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 4 года назад +15

      @Fmono • 38 years ago • Updated It's a joke. Get over it and quit acting like a PC SJW.

  • @andrewpawlowski8809
    @andrewpawlowski8809 6 лет назад +965

    War... War never changes.

    • @2yoyoyo1Unplugged
      @2yoyoyo1Unplugged 6 лет назад +80

      Andrew T.K.T Pawlowski war... has changed. It’s no longer about nations or ethnicities, it’s about *fucking GOATS.*

    • @js.visual
      @js.visual 6 лет назад +3

      oh shi-

    • @Dank-Plank
      @Dank-Plank 6 лет назад +1

      War.....war never changes=polandball not safe for the world secret end=let zombies take over/let aliens abduct nearly everyone

    • @thehipmyster
      @thehipmyster 6 лет назад +8

      Intros.... intros never change

    • @shianeruu4359
      @shianeruu4359 6 лет назад +1

      Andrew you're a fucking genius hahahahaha

  • @Laotzu.Goldbug
    @Laotzu.Goldbug 2 года назад +22

    The fact that the goats developed some rudimentary tactical knowledge is absolutely hilarious.

  • @user-hy3vi5wk5m
    @user-hy3vi5wk5m 4 года назад +846

    Imagine losing a war to animals
    This post was made by the Ecuador Gang

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 года назад +78

      Some Australian: *IM TRIGGERED*

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 4 года назад +13

      Say sike right now

    • @yeetbra9485
      @yeetbra9485 3 года назад +6

      Australia gang gonna beat yo ass boi!

    • @WallaceBreenFromKentucky
      @WallaceBreenFromKentucky 3 года назад +17

      Imagine declaring a war on animals because they were brought there
      This post was made by Australia Gang

    • @kj6597
      @kj6597 3 года назад +7

      @@WallaceBreenFromKentucky Australia declared war on Emus no?

  • @Blizzic
    @Blizzic 6 лет назад +914

    When I see a video titled "this country fought a war with 250,000 goats", my first question is not "who won?"

    • @sazwanwan5650
      @sazwanwan5650 6 лет назад +40

      Blizzic it's which country

    • @MichaelSteeves
      @MichaelSteeves 6 лет назад +109

      Clearly you didn't have the emu war in the front of your mind.

    • @Brandon-jg4wz
      @Brandon-jg4wz 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @robadc
      @robadc 6 лет назад +16

      I refer you to a lot of the Australian anti-pest war. They have a tendency to lose.

    • @Alicetsar
      @Alicetsar 6 лет назад

      Noone cares who you live boi/gurl

  • @miltonG5269
    @miltonG5269 6 лет назад +1579

    Ecuador showing Australia what’s up.

  • @blackbarnz
    @blackbarnz 4 года назад +636

    Silly Ecuador should've just told the US the Galapagos goats are keeping the oil.

    • @justinchan9657
      @justinchan9657 3 года назад +102

      Freedom intensifies....

    • @Shadow-sq2yj
      @Shadow-sq2yj 3 года назад +29

      Galapa-goat (From a comment, not mine)

    • @natkuhn8316
      @natkuhn8316 3 года назад +10

      Lmaoo

    • @franciscochecavaca
      @franciscochecavaca 3 года назад +23

      USA breathing heavily in freedom*

    • @yxsh2525
      @yxsh2525 3 года назад +10

      Freedom dispensers are ready for making some freedom

  • @otakurt1149
    @otakurt1149 4 года назад +693

    So thus far
    We went to war with Emus and lost humiliatingly
    Went to war with Sparrows and lost 45 Million people
    And we had a tactical attritional war with Goats and narrowly came out on top

    • @EHMM
      @EHMM 4 года назад +40

      We had a war with a fricking virus

    • @ZoombieLive
      @ZoombieLive 3 года назад +105

      "Went to war with Sparrows and lost 45 Million people"
      *excuse me*

    • @the11382
      @the11382 3 года назад +52

      Hydration I think that one was Maoist China.

    • @Max-md6jv
      @Max-md6jv 3 года назад +139

      @@ZoombieLive they shot all the sparrows because they wee eating crops. The sparrows also ate lots of insects like locusts. Without the birds they started to grow in population and eat way more food then the birds which led to the 45 million people starving

    • @trla6505
      @trla6505 3 года назад +4

      I mean we could say mercenaries won the emu war

  • @ExcellentAbundance
    @ExcellentAbundance 4 года назад +349

    _This literally could've been a movie, imagine the Judis goat's perspective could've been used as the main character_

    • @AsdfAsdf-jd6tj
      @AsdfAsdf-jd6tj 4 года назад +8

      Watership Down 2.0

    • @sharkquark6252
      @sharkquark6252 4 года назад +1

      Breathing's OverRated this would be a bloody movie

    • @paradoxicalpotato8927
      @paradoxicalpotato8927 4 года назад +1

      'The war of the gouts' or 'gouty goo to war;. Which name is better??

    • @user-bw9jo2iz5s
      @user-bw9jo2iz5s 3 года назад

      Charlotte's web, I mean goat's death

    • @ace1776
      @ace1776 3 года назад +3

      No this would make a great video game. Your the Judas goat but you become aware.

  • @afifaulia6544
    @afifaulia6544 6 лет назад +1454

    *GOAT SIMULATOR MULTIPLAYER*

  • @T3nMiDGET5711
    @T3nMiDGET5711 4 года назад +308

    The virgin Australia fighting a war with Emu
    The CHAD Ecuador fighting Goats

    • @seelz1136
      @seelz1136 3 года назад +11

      ecuador big brain

    • @MauriceBastion
      @MauriceBastion 3 года назад +21

      I am ecuadorian and I love this

    • @doubleoduck3405
      @doubleoduck3405 3 года назад +5

      The Brad China fighting sparrow and lose 45 million ppl

    • @Aka.Aka.
      @Aka.Aka. 3 года назад

      Maki

    • @jaguarmemez
      @jaguarmemez 3 года назад +1

      @@MauriceBastion Ay another Ecuadorian

  • @petergriddin9241
    @petergriddin9241 6 лет назад +348

    Ecuador has proven to be the most powerful nation in south america now

    • @desahuevate0
      @desahuevate0 5 лет назад +3

      lol no

    • @emperorpalpatine2721
      @emperorpalpatine2721 5 лет назад +17

      Brazil is, but i undertood what you mean, they fought against a REALY big army of goats, so they fought the biggest war, exept by the Paraguayan war.

    • @btdpro752
      @btdpro752 5 лет назад +19

      @@emperorpalpatine2721 he was joking because australians "losing" to emus turned into a joke into it self as in emus being an all power army. The joke was that the goats like the emus were also an all power army because they "fought" against humans, since the humans won they made the joke that Ecuador is the most powerful country in South America

    • @emperorpalpatine2721
      @emperorpalpatine2721 5 лет назад

      @@btdpro752 Ok, thanks.

    • @manghariz2211
      @manghariz2211 5 лет назад +2

      @@emperorpalpatine2721 r/woosh

  • @andreaguirre9592
    @andreaguirre9592 6 лет назад +320

    I am Ecuadorian and although I ve heard about the goat's problem in the Galápagos I never knew there were that many goats...

    • @christiancedeno1965
      @christiancedeno1965 5 лет назад +4

      Lol me too

    • @AnImperialGod
      @AnImperialGod 5 лет назад +3

      Same. I didn't know they were killed also.

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 5 лет назад +1

      I heard that when i was a child too, tought there were fewer of them. fuck, A QUARTER MILLION GOATS in a dozen of smoll islands, i think they just don't wanted to tell the numbers at the time to not cause shock

  • @nothisispatrick4644
    @nothisispatrick4644 6 лет назад +1179

    A war on goats huh?
    Not the weirdest thing Ive heard

    • @SCP--mw7tx
      @SCP--mw7tx 6 лет назад +4

      WWG

    • @kabob0077
      @kabob0077 6 лет назад +19

      No this is Patrick At least it's not Emus, those things are NASTY.

    • @Daniel-or4yh
      @Daniel-or4yh 6 лет назад +1

      No this is Patrick what is it

    • @thewitherbossyt6752
      @thewitherbossyt6752 6 лет назад +14

      *E M U S*

    • @lenoribahi
      @lenoribahi 6 лет назад +12

      But wait there was an Australian war against... EMUS

  • @demolisherman1763
    @demolisherman1763 3 года назад +80

    Imagine being asked what your job was and answering “I, a military trained expert sharpshooter slaughter hordes of goats from a helicopter”

  • @wizard680
    @wizard680 6 лет назад +321

    *Australians having PTSD from the title*

  • @alphaxalex1634
    @alphaxalex1634 6 лет назад +1510

    Emu war and goat war
    ....*yep*

    • @callumcambridge4607
      @callumcambridge4607 6 лет назад +5

      AlphaxAlex you left like 3 comments lmao

    • @MRF_-bu3se
      @MRF_-bu3se 6 лет назад

      AlphaxAlex yesss

    • @alphaxalex1634
      @alphaxalex1634 6 лет назад +4

      Adidas Roadman oops, it said that it didn’t send so kept on clicking 😂

    • @bapaknyasaitama5816
      @bapaknyasaitama5816 6 лет назад +9

      AlphaxAlex emu and goat,
      Who would win?

    • @Spartaton
      @Spartaton 6 лет назад +3

      Don't forget about the Cold Chicken War

  • @R9A9V2
    @R9A9V2 4 года назад +1506

    Grandpa: *i went to a war kid*
    Kid: what war? Is it ww1, ww2? Vietnam war? Korean war?
    Grandpa: *War with goats*

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 года назад +52

      Same with Australian soldiers

    • @AjithKumar-fw9nd
      @AjithKumar-fw9nd 4 года назад +10

      😂😂😂😂😂

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 года назад +24

      Wait Ecuador wasnt even involved in those wars why would the kid even ask those 😂

    • @SiberianScytheYT
      @SiberianScytheYT 4 года назад +4

      @@velcranoxofficials9970 because of him not knowing. (I wasn't really clear pre-edit)

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 4 года назад +17

      I fought against those damn humans

  • @Vio818
    @Vio818 2 года назад +24

    When I was in Ecuador years ago i got a chance to go to this tiny island just off coast that was actually one of the training grounds for this war. The Guide talk about the helicopters and snipers as well as a plan they tried but failed to use trained dogs. Also where they had a good successful war against rats which also a huge problem on the Islands as they eat the eggs and chicks of the Blue footed booby and this little island was the only other place outside the Galapagos where they nest. That war was still on going but the strategies being used there were just as clever.

  • @dovydasl5160
    @dovydasl5160 6 лет назад +65

    I completely lost it at the Judas Goat 😂

  • @aylemao6181
    @aylemao6181 5 лет назад +569

    "Operation Isabella" also known as "The final solution for goat question" or "Endlösung der Zeigefrage"

  • @johannesp831
    @johannesp831 6 лет назад +304

    judas goat sounds like a pretty hard death metal band

  • @marveyzing1495
    @marveyzing1495 3 года назад +187

    ecuador soldier: man that was easy imagen if someone lost a war to an animal
    how dumb would that be
    ausrtalian soldier: " coughs nervously "

  • @andreaaristokrates9516
    @andreaaristokrates9516 6 лет назад +225

    Those judas goats must have had the greatest trauma a goat could have. "Hey, I found a new family." *instant eradication* "Hey, I found... and so on. 10/10 Good strategy, would still recommend. I just wonder: did they just leave the corpses for natural decay? Didn't that have risks attached? But most importantly: Can I go there and find all across the islands a quarter million skeletons now?

    • @easternlord7476
      @easternlord7476 6 лет назад +10

      Andreas Aristokrates I was thinking about the same thing what do they do with the bodies

    • @shianeruu4359
      @shianeruu4359 6 лет назад +26

      The corpses were probably collected and sent to your nearest market. They did say the plan was to round up the goats and take them somewhere else
      Well, you can technically round up corpses and collect them

    • @easternlord7476
      @easternlord7476 6 лет назад +38

      whoa I looked it up and they just left the bodies to rot.

    • @smx23
      @smx23 6 лет назад +61

      that soviet named coletron
      They left the bodies to rot because they had a lot of nutrients from the vegetation they ate. If they had taken all the goats away from the island and turned it into food, all those nutrients would be gone from the island forever. Plus, they could serve as food for the other animals on the islands.

    • @deltoroperdedor3166
      @deltoroperdedor3166 6 лет назад +3

      Andreas Aristokrates I guess you could say that Galapagos has a few thousand things in common with Katyn

  • @hardlineamerican8495
    @hardlineamerican8495 6 лет назад +727

    I got a goat version of the Emu War for my birthday, glorious.

    • @tuckertheyoutuber901
      @tuckertheyoutuber901 6 лет назад +3

      Happy birthday

    • @sabrinali5352
      @sabrinali5352 6 лет назад +3

      Lol it's my sisters bday too

    • @chocolateex1907
      @chocolateex1907 6 лет назад

      Nicholas Yeary happy birthmas

    • @yourchild6744
      @yourchild6744 6 лет назад

      Happy birthday

    • @Nexxarian
      @Nexxarian 6 лет назад +3

      My best bud had his bday today, finally became a legal adult.
      "Let's go get wasted" he said, but we're American.

  • @TheGreatDreamer1937
    @TheGreatDreamer1937 5 лет назад +646

    Goat Simulator: The Galapagos Wars

  • @danielbishop1863
    @danielbishop1863 4 года назад +33

    In an alternate timeline, RealLifeLore has a video titled "This country fought a war with lions".

  • @dantemorales2493
    @dantemorales2493 5 лет назад +211

    I’m Ecuadorian and I approve this video

    • @themaverick1891
      @themaverick1891 4 года назад +2

      This video doesn't need your approval.

    • @juanamaya1982
      @juanamaya1982 4 года назад +6

      @@themaverick1891 I'm Colombian and I approve this comment

    • @GOAT_GOATERSON
      @GOAT_GOATERSON 4 года назад +20

      I'm a goat and I approve this video even if you don't need it

    • @RealZynexx
      @RealZynexx 4 года назад +1

      The Maverick! You mad?

    • @H.om.e.ro.z
      @H.om.e.ro.z 4 года назад +2

      @@themaverick1891 stay with the carteles bro we ecuador dont got to deal with our president being bought with money

  • @HigHrvatski
    @HigHrvatski 6 лет назад +47

    The first casualty of war is innocence.
    The second casualty ... goats.

    • @BasileusHorus
      @BasileusHorus 6 лет назад +2

      The third is truth, the goat's truth!

  • @bapaknyasaitama5816
    @bapaknyasaitama5816 6 лет назад +507

    Perhaps those goats were trained via Goat simulator to defeat human, if only the have an IQ that surpass us

    • @Summerstar2
      @Summerstar2 6 лет назад +4

      Stromae yup

    • @meilihar1264
      @meilihar1264 6 лет назад +1

      Ata Sancaktar well how bout a good army of T-34s

    • @lorekeeper685
      @lorekeeper685 6 лет назад

      Bapaknya Saitama how about a good army of seabears mixed with dinosaurs?

    • @JoeARedHawk275
      @JoeARedHawk275 6 лет назад

      Goats can never defeat Saitama-sama though

    • @Dizastermaster.
      @Dizastermaster. 6 лет назад

      Stromae of course. Luckily for us they don't have thumbs.

  • @AkshayNumberOne
    @AkshayNumberOne 4 года назад +112

    Goats started going underground and became sensitive to sound of Helicopter...
    That sounds like Theory of evolution to me...

  • @JeremyWS
    @JeremyWS 6 лет назад +625

    I guess you could say the humans won this war. The goats put up a hard fight, but ultimately the humans won.

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 6 лет назад +58

      I mean it's not like we wanted to do this. They just wouldn't stop fucking each other and we had to put a stop to it.

    • @JeremyWS
      @JeremyWS 6 лет назад +17

      I know that, but still it had to be done.

    • @god1131
      @god1131 6 лет назад +1

      batmanfanforever08 Independence day

    • @edgarespino3005
      @edgarespino3005 6 лет назад +12

      Difference between this and the emu war was 1. The goats weren't native to the islands and 2. Better planning

    • @roddy_ricch9392
      @roddy_ricch9392 6 лет назад +1

      batmanfanforever08 it wasnt fair tough. They
      did Not have any weapons.

  • @akrybion
    @akrybion 6 лет назад +424

    Holy shit, that Judas Goat sounds like a tragedy.
    The greatest goat genocide ever. Never forgive, never forget! Goatism will rise again!

    • @mitjed
      @mitjed 6 лет назад +3

      The Goat Remembers

    • @notallopinionswerecreatede4465
      @notallopinionswerecreatede4465 6 лет назад +6

      P K Never forget such tragedies, the second worst genocide in goat history, why the second? Well you're meal is part of the first ._.

    • @strengthisabsolutestrength8215
      @strengthisabsolutestrength8215 6 лет назад

      Mao *Shotgun sound*

    • @AnalLoverNDestroyer
      @AnalLoverNDestroyer 6 лет назад

      @P K
      Im a goatocaust surviver...let me tell you man I've seen some things!...they made steaks, vest and carpets out of us!😱

    • @leroy92TX
      @leroy92TX 6 лет назад +2

      stfu goatist

  • @noaha.b.8197
    @noaha.b.8197 6 лет назад +199

    [EMU WAR FLASHBACK INTENSIFIES]

    • @AJDaBaws
      @AJDaBaws 6 лет назад +6

      Allbuch [DE] (After the end of the Emu War)
      "Mission failed, we'll get them next time"

  • @terrencew.4475
    @terrencew.4475 4 года назад +88

    Ecuador: **declares war on a bunch of animals**
    Australia: first time?

  • @viktormilkov935
    @viktormilkov935 4 года назад +299

    Australia: Declares war on Emus
    Ecuador: *Hold my beer*

    • @dam11232
      @dam11232 4 года назад +10

      Hold my cerveza****

    • @velcranoxofficials9970
      @velcranoxofficials9970 4 года назад +7

      Hold my corona beer***

    • @themaverick1891
      @themaverick1891 4 года назад

      That's not even funny. Such a stupid comment.

    • @viktormilkov935
      @viktormilkov935 4 года назад +4

      @@themaverick1891 Said the guy with the most original nickname, plus 78 people liked it... Plus, who asked about your opinion. If u don't like it, go eat a male chicken and just pass through... I wish you a lovely day

    • @themaverick1891
      @themaverick1891 4 года назад

      @@viktormilkov935 Originality of a username is totally irrelevant in this case. There's no connection whatsoever. And I can say the same about you. Who asked for your opinion on my comment? But you still gave it, because this is a free platform.
      Wish you a lovely day too.

  • @VikingSquirrel
    @VikingSquirrel 6 лет назад +391

    All I see is.... FREE FOOD

    • @Fragolux
      @Fragolux 6 лет назад +8

      They could've brought in Greek shepherds.
      "Feta and gyros for a lifetime? Opa!"

    • @mattcullen6109
      @mattcullen6109 6 лет назад +3

      BertMagnus . I was thinking the same. They could butcher it and ship it to starving kids in Africa. Surely its a better solution than wasting it. It could make a great soup for kids.

    • @thewoodencat5847
      @thewoodencat5847 6 лет назад +2

      well the goats eat food from the land so removing them may remove a good portion of the nutrients that were on the island of course thats just my guess.

    • @davidan6585
      @davidan6585 5 лет назад

      @Stallion Duck the meat was sold in the islands but there was so much so they start exporting inland

  • @KyleLi
    @KyleLi 6 лет назад +862

    EPIC RAP BATTLES OF HISTORY!!! Goats vs Emus
    Who wins? YOU DECIDE.

    • @RudyMemes
      @RudyMemes 6 лет назад +17

      Kyle Li God I miss that channel!

    • @christianjackson1280
      @christianjackson1280 6 лет назад +44

      Kyle Li easy decision the emus won their war, the goats lost.

    • @allan1buchnol569
      @allan1buchnol569 6 лет назад +1

      Lol

    • @AlejoAlv
      @AlejoAlv 6 лет назад +19

      To be fair, the australian "army" were only 3 men. The emus had it easy.

    • @Cstuu
      @Cstuu 6 лет назад

      Alejandro Alvarez the Australian's actually have a fairy large military ,but they should have brought in my fellow sharpshooters

  • @detroxx56784
    @detroxx56784 3 года назад +48

    I mean: If I had to choose between the survival of an almost extinct species in their natural habitat or a species that is completely alien to this location and not at all in danger of being extinct, the choice would be pretty obvious. Especially if the alien species only came to be because of a human error. I'm not saying it's nice to kill all the goats, but it is necessary in this case. It is the correction of a human made error. Not a correction of nature itself. And it is necessary to save the survival of another species.

  • @eduardogiraldez5471
    @eduardogiraldez5471 6 лет назад +386

    "War...War never changes."

    • @demiwitch2898
      @demiwitch2898 5 лет назад +1

      Eduardo Giraldez I’ve heard of that! But where did it originate hough?

    • @suurnegr
      @suurnegr 5 лет назад

      War changes (btw Piony it's from fallout)

    • @MrSal1n
      @MrSal1n 5 лет назад

      lowkey the best comment xD

    • @Skankhunt-lr5he
      @Skankhunt-lr5he 5 лет назад +1

      Pinoy- Lindon
      Fallout 4

    • @dubuyajay9964
      @dubuyajay9964 5 лет назад

      "War...has changed!"

  • @plainoljaws3660
    @plainoljaws3660 6 лет назад +59

    This wouldn't have happened if they gave the goats some condoms

    • @df5687
      @df5687 6 лет назад +1

      goatskin condoms

  • @onetwo809
    @onetwo809 6 лет назад +435

    Animal war
    *Great Goat Army*
    *V.S*
    *20,000 EMU B O I*

  • @josephaxp4292
    @josephaxp4292 3 года назад +23

    Everybody else watching this video: "talks about the content.
    Me: Jschlatt?!

  • @maxk.6725
    @maxk.6725 6 лет назад +133

    Humans, the most intelligent species on the globe.
    Goat and Emus beat humans

    • @mario_adv2nture
      @mario_adv2nture 6 лет назад +9

      Maxim Krasnov goats: hold my beer🍺

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 6 лет назад +61

      Well, we beat the goats, but the military didn't beat the Emus, the fking farmers did better than the Australian military

    • @klake5375
      @klake5375 6 лет назад

      Rob Bacon I am expanding on it

    • @SuperAmazingNoob
      @SuperAmazingNoob 6 лет назад

      Maxim Krasnov Cuz Australian military is a joke

    • @Jrm-bd3nl
      @Jrm-bd3nl 6 лет назад

      Maxim Krasnov yeah we’re all idoits

  • @randomcommenter395
    @randomcommenter395 6 лет назад +363

    Who would win
    The dominant and most intelligent species on earth
    OR
    Some horned bois

    • @ar0568
      @ar0568 6 лет назад +41

      Random Commenter you mean some horny bois?

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 6 лет назад +34

      amir rasydan Horny horned bois

    • @CaptainDecimus
      @CaptainDecimus 6 лет назад +5

      The humans in this war tho.

    • @neurofiedyamato8763
      @neurofiedyamato8763 6 лет назад +40

      Emu > humans > goats
      This is the proven food chain.

    • @TheLostArchangel666
      @TheLostArchangel666 6 лет назад

      Neurofied Yamato Except... Have you ever played goat simulator?

  • @diamondinthesky4771
    @diamondinthesky4771 5 лет назад +504

    Australia: Fights Emus, Loses
    Ecuador: Fights Goats, Wins
    Guess the Anglo countries ain't always the winner, huh?

    • @Versuffe
      @Versuffe 5 лет назад +5

      Aussie bois strong

    • @riograndedosulball248
      @riograndedosulball248 5 лет назад +12

      Don't mess witj latins, specially if you is a stupid animal

    • @Ftfwjdndfjw
      @Ftfwjdndfjw 5 лет назад +35

      Lol did you watch the video? The NZ military came out you goof. Anglo NZ.

    • @hagraggen5904
      @hagraggen5904 5 лет назад +4

      Try killing an emu then try killing a goat... tell me which ones easier

    • @connorthompson66
      @connorthompson66 4 года назад +16

      China fought a war with sparrows. While they technically won, Mao Zedong realized that the sparrows were keeping the pest population in check.

  • @kumoj
    @kumoj 3 года назад +33

    no ones talking about how sad judas goat was, trying to survive with friends but living not knowing that she was the reason they were getting killed

    • @ryomaanime4563
      @ryomaanime4563 3 года назад +3

      better not knowing.

    • @revenger211
      @revenger211 3 года назад +1

      I like to think that way more suffered elsewhere. It is what it is.

  • @shitxlminersuser71
    @shitxlminersuser71 6 лет назад +687

    3 goats can transform to 30K , damn now i realize why people need to be non-vegetarians

    • @GigawingsVideo
      @GigawingsVideo 6 лет назад +42

      Not many Vegetarian in Australia because they witnessed the rabbit explosion.

    • @dexhorox7394
      @dexhorox7394 6 лет назад +3

      Or just kill them and then be vegan.

    • @captainkuijt
      @captainkuijt 6 лет назад +29

      @@dexhorox7394 Then what's the point?.-.

    • @Iammostwanted76
      @Iammostwanted76 6 лет назад +8

      Don't forget that it was human that brought goat to that island. So it was unnatural! We humans are born vegetarian.

    • @Tmp866
      @Tmp866 6 лет назад +49

      @@Iammostwanted76 right. Cave men were born vegetarian.

  • @darthinvaderzimm
    @darthinvaderzimm 6 лет назад +34

    I read this wrong and thought it meant they enlisted 250,000 army goats.

    • @ripmydudes3427
      @ripmydudes3427 6 лет назад

      Solly B great idea though. I heard they are guerrilla tactic experts 😂

    • @sksksksksksk2399
      @sksksksksksk2399 6 лет назад

      Would've been cool. Lol

  • @David_AC90
    @David_AC90 6 лет назад +37

    Im from Ecuador. Great video. We also had a war against chickens ;)

    • @shianeruu4359
      @shianeruu4359 6 лет назад +1

      What happened to the chickens and why did you guys do it? I'm curious

    • @RedLeader327
      @RedLeader327 6 лет назад +1

      La guerra de pollos?

  • @michaelmullaney6388
    @michaelmullaney6388 4 года назад +23

    0:54 I never realized how much this looks like a seahorse

  • @akositheooooo6878
    @akositheooooo6878 5 лет назад +70

    Goat: This grass is awesome
    *Hears Helicopter*
    Other Goat: Humaaaaaaaans! Run!

  • @JustinY.
    @JustinY. 6 лет назад +545

    A war to rival the great emu war

  • @fvn55yearsago57
    @fvn55yearsago57 5 лет назад +209

    *meanwhile in another universe”
    LoteLifeReal: This country fought a war with 250,000 humans. Who won?

    • @teamcrossover2483
      @teamcrossover2483 4 года назад +20

      Australia emu lost against armored human that can run as fast as a car

    • @OatmealGrillBlazer
      @OatmealGrillBlazer 4 года назад +6

      The US took down a country filled with rice farmers

    • @arianas0714
      @arianas0714 4 года назад +7

      Africans colonized Europe

    • @Nugcon
      @Nugcon 4 года назад +5

      Americans discover the old world

    • @freezer1358
      @freezer1358 4 года назад

      Emus are the biggest threats of goats

  • @mitzirobertson4981
    @mitzirobertson4981 2 года назад +6

    I love how New Zealand had a part in all this

  • @aminaganovic7582
    @aminaganovic7582 6 лет назад +112

    Am I the only one still waiting for one country to fight 250,000 Toyota Corolla’s?

    • @lucask.9871
      @lucask.9871 6 лет назад +15

      Aganovic Amin 5 Toyota Corollas would be enough to wipe out all of humanity

    • @Jrm-bd3nl
      @Jrm-bd3nl 6 лет назад +1

      Aganovic Amin The fuck

    • @Jrm-bd3nl
      @Jrm-bd3nl 6 лет назад +1

      We would lose

    • @SJNaka101
      @SJNaka101 6 лет назад +3

      Yeah haven't you seen man vs car? The car always wins

    • @clivebby4877
      @clivebby4877 6 лет назад +1

      Aganovic Amin Probs gonna be America...

  • @xyxser63
    @xyxser63 6 лет назад +238

    The Great Emu War
    The Great Goat War
    War is Great

  • @ventureaddiction3246
    @ventureaddiction3246 6 лет назад +145

    *Minecraft farm gone wrong*

  • @barontuna
    @barontuna 3 года назад +23

    The goats where supported by the emu empire

  • @franku6881
    @franku6881 6 лет назад +10

    Someone: Hey, what's your country known for?
    Me: The equator and the Galapagos Islands
    Someone: Anything else?
    Me: No
    Someone: You sure?
    Me:
    Me:
    Me: ... a goat war

  • @ailenekava1374
    @ailenekava1374 5 лет назад +48

    Soldier 1: who are we fighting?
    Soldier 2: goats
    Soldier 1: why are we fighting goat?!

  • @phos1398
    @phos1398 6 лет назад +184

    We should declare war on mosquitoes.😏

    • @Namelocms
      @Namelocms 6 лет назад +23

      Endergamer 13921 I’d back that war

    • @bruh-cp2nq
      @bruh-cp2nq 6 лет назад +4

      Sery same

    • @shinsenshogun900
      @shinsenshogun900 6 лет назад +7

      Agreed comrade, we now needed an endgame

    • @msergio0293
      @msergio0293 6 лет назад +12

      We have already had, maybe whitin the next years we will release a lot of sterile make mosquitos that will help to reduce the mosquito population exponentionally

    • @LitDaWae
      @LitDaWae 6 лет назад +7

      Some mosquitos are very helpful to nature such as pollinating flowers. We just need to eradicate certain types of mosquitos that gives diseases.

  • @visshuchoudhary6083
    @visshuchoudhary6083 4 года назад +23

    Moral of the story: A fancy female could easily lead to the death of thousands 😂

  • @Nabium
    @Nabium 6 лет назад +54

    I feel bad for the Judas goat though. Must be a traumatic experience always having your friends slaughtered before your eyes, time and time again.
    I'm glad they did, Galapagos is a unique archipelago, so as long as it was effective it was worth it. But god damn, those Judas goats must have had a rough time.

  • @CubicCreeper7914
    @CubicCreeper7914 6 лет назад +213

    So New Zealand didn't help Australia, but they helped Ecaudor?
    Where's the logic? XD

    • @colossaltitan1418
      @colossaltitan1418 5 лет назад +19

      Ever heard of the Great Depression in the 1930s???

    • @felipecabreraschaffer132
      @felipecabreraschaffer132 5 лет назад +2

      Ecaudor 👌

    • @userjay4
      @userjay4 5 лет назад +16

      Cause New Zealand knew the wrath of the emu army

    • @NRooster
      @NRooster 5 лет назад +3

      New Zealand hates Australia

    • @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014
      @saguntum-iberian-greekkons7014 5 лет назад +4

      I think i know the answer, the Kiwi 🥝 was the national emblem of NZ and helping killing their big bruda would be considered hypocritical. Maybe they even said « Aussies, don’t come to Kiwiland, you will kill all land Birds 🐦

  • @xappgametvx
    @xappgametvx 6 лет назад +80

    "Guerrilla style war"

    • @vanguard616
      @vanguard616 6 лет назад +3

      lil tee Goatrilla style war

    • @shianeruu4359
      @shianeruu4359 6 лет назад

      It's not really guerrilla style war because it's about hit-and-run tactics and ambushes. What the goats did were just plain hiding

  • @raymondveritas5255
    @raymondveritas5255 3 года назад +9

    Fisherman 1: Oh shoot the Goats escaped
    Fisherman 2: Leave them be, they will probably die eventually, whats the worse that could happen?

  • @Ingodwetrustamen510
    @Ingodwetrustamen510 6 лет назад +28

    The Netherlands is fighting against water but this is next level 🤣🤣

  • @weo7607
    @weo7607 6 лет назад +262

    Who would win
    An entire country
    Some Horned bois

    • @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844
      @xxxdumbwordstupidnumberxxx4844 6 лет назад +19

      That could also be said for the Emu war, but Australia lost that, and then just decided to use bounty hunters... yes, really.

    • @quisqueyanguy120
      @quisqueyanguy120 6 лет назад

      xXXDumbWordStupidNumberXXx LOL

    • @jibril7940
      @jibril7940 6 лет назад +26

      Weó the entire country ended up winning, so your normie meme makes no sense

    • @jozefkucera8402
      @jozefkucera8402 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @ellisbrowne3895
      @ellisbrowne3895 6 лет назад

      Weó actually we won

  • @TheConpletionist
    @TheConpletionist 6 лет назад +252

    That Ram looks... familiar 🤔
    Castle Crashers anyone?

    • @luki97z
      @luki97z 6 лет назад +15

      Randy Orton God that game was so good

    • @-BarathKumarS
      @-BarathKumarS 6 лет назад +6

      Much love to the game.

    • @kevzter15
      @kevzter15 6 лет назад +2

      Yesss

    • @ntiweebcrusader2082
      @ntiweebcrusader2082 6 лет назад +2

      Randy Orton an amazing game!

    • @arkpilot
      @arkpilot 6 лет назад +3

      Years of my childhood were used on that game

  • @maritzayepez7942
    @maritzayepez7942 3 года назад +8

    I'm from Ecuador and i had never heard of this in my life before this video , it's really interesting and kind of weird to learn that your country fought a war with an army of goats in Galapagos , they dont teach this in school ,thats why when i saw the thumbnail i clicked instantly.

    • @MauriceBastion
      @MauriceBastion 3 года назад +1

      The history books in the schools are so incomplete in my oponion xD the extra information they have only teach you the things that have some benefits for the government

  • @JohnXina97
    @JohnXina97 6 лет назад +43

    They weren't ment to be there.
    Humans were at fault for them being there in the first place and humans corrected their own mistake.
    I love animals but this is one of the few situations where I don't get why some Animal Activist gets upset about it.

  • @theJellyjoker
    @theJellyjoker 6 лет назад +192

    Whatever floats your goats.

  • @princessfluffybottom1933
    @princessfluffybottom1933 6 лет назад +53

    The *"Judas"* goat. 😂😂😂

  • @easternbloc5529
    @easternbloc5529 2 года назад +3

    “I saved my animal diversity on an island”
    What did it cost?
    “250,000 goats”
    -Ecuador

  • @thedotgamer9592
    @thedotgamer9592 6 лет назад +145

    Emu war part 2: Electric boogaloo

    • @stopnswop7
      @stopnswop7 6 лет назад +5

      *New Funky Mode!*

    • @ddanenel
      @ddanenel 6 лет назад +2

      Featuring Dante from the Devil May Cry series

  • @Twatical
    @Twatical 6 лет назад +390

    Wait so you're telling me those floating puffs with horns everyone used as their profile picture on Xbox live are goat heads?

    • @iiliiliiliil3444
      @iiliiliiliil3444 6 лет назад +39

      john shmoe grow up lol

    • @erichiguera
      @erichiguera 6 лет назад +1

      Twatical they might be porous from league of legends. Idk I don't xbox

    • @DustinSavage28
      @DustinSavage28 6 лет назад +24

      Throbbin So Hard they’re the floating goat sidekicks from “castle crashes” which was on Xbox love arcade and psn, pc

    • @Vazerin
      @Vazerin 6 лет назад +1

      joe shmoe found the PC\PS fanboy

    • @redburst8445
      @redburst8445 6 лет назад +1

      Dey from castle -chrashers- crashers

  • @earthisadonut7213
    @earthisadonut7213 6 лет назад +67

    Long ago many islands were living harmony.
    Then, everything changed when the Goat army attacked.

    • @starmax1000
      @starmax1000 6 лет назад +10

      Only the predator could save us, but when we needed it the most, it messed up the ecosystem even more.

    • @joeljustjazzing
      @joeljustjazzing Год назад

      Me and my brother found a squad of helicopters codenamed delta altho there accuracy is shit, i believe they can save the islands!

  • @TheMERC222
    @TheMERC222 3 года назад +5

    1:29 Sweet home alabama

  • @yourdailydada4184
    @yourdailydada4184 6 лет назад +141

    This is the type of stuff we should be learning in history class

    • @allan1buchnol569
      @allan1buchnol569 6 лет назад

      Lol

    • @joeshmoe8080
      @joeshmoe8080 6 лет назад +1

      not,learning about ancient egypt for the 6th time

    • @starmax1000
      @starmax1000 6 лет назад +3

      Dude I'm an Ecuadorean and I've never heard about this goat massacre lol
      I did know that there were plenty of introduced species that wreaked havoc but not quarter of a million goats!

    • @polish-ecuadoriandoge4044
      @polish-ecuadoriandoge4044 2 года назад +1

      @@starmax1000 same here

  • @reckergamer1879
    @reckergamer1879 6 лет назад +54

    Goat simulator: Ecuador War

  • @Random_Number
    @Random_Number 6 лет назад +286

    _I fought the goats and the... goats won._
    _I fought the goats and the goats won._
    _I needed turtles 'cause I... had none._
    _I fought the goats and the... goats won._

    • @WillFaustCuber
      @WillFaustCuber 6 лет назад +5

      lol why no comments except mine :(

    • @XDwpnoobImanAdult
      @XDwpnoobImanAdult 6 лет назад +2

      I think he is trying to rap...then his disease will go to the cloud....we dont want a disease to go into the cloud

    • @TMMarquez
      @TMMarquez 6 лет назад +25

      Some people dont remember the classics of Punk Rock and think its Rap, what a terrible time to be alive

    • @Random_Number
      @Random_Number 6 лет назад +2

      +Thiago Marquez -- You said it man!

    • @utisti4976
      @utisti4976 6 лет назад +1

      XD

  • @schwartzseymour357
    @schwartzseymour357 3 года назад +2

    "When they approach, we run away." "Sir, you're a genius".