What's the Longest Walk-able Distance on Earth?

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  • Опубликовано: 17 дек 2024

Комментарии • 7 тыс.

  • @RealLifeLore
    @RealLifeLore  5 лет назад +6142

    I've noticed a slight error in my research that went into this video. The route that I presented in this video still features a ferry across the Aldan River in Russia! So if you're gonna do it idk, maybe just like swim across it you know? It's probably safer than walking through some of the other countries. Anyway, if you wanna watch documentaries that don't feature goofy mistakes head over to CuriosityStream and watch everything for free for 31 days: www.curiositystream.com/reallifelore

    • @xRyann_
      @xRyann_ 5 лет назад +115

      RealLifeLore rip

    • @amogus694
      @amogus694 5 лет назад +257

      I also don't think you can walk between Georgia and Russia because the borders are closed

    • @_getangeloed4202
      @_getangeloed4202 5 лет назад +12

      k

    • @DionysisGalanis
      @DionysisGalanis 5 лет назад +141

      No swimming is allowed hahah! It's about walking, but you can do it if you are Jesus I guess! But how do you pass the borders of each country? You should have added that too in your video! We need an updated version!

    • @RoScFan
      @RoScFan 5 лет назад +35

      @@amogus694 There s an open border crossing at kazbeg, but I'm not sure you're allowed to pass it on foot.

  • @milliman4
    @milliman4 5 лет назад +8174

    I love imagining how your search history is now 'stock footage of people walking'

    • @ixalaz4536
      @ixalaz4536 5 лет назад +331

      nice definitely not cursed profile picture

    • @MineMiguel40
      @MineMiguel40 5 лет назад +127

      @@ixalaz4536 *blursed

    • @ethanreed2672
      @ethanreed2672 5 лет назад +7

      LOL

    • @willbordy
      @willbordy 5 лет назад +22

      @@ixalaz4536 I think the person in the photo is BRK's Edu , a brazilian gamer that lives in canada.

    • @Pinlucid
      @Pinlucid 5 лет назад +9

      U made my day 😂

  • @jackadams8197
    @jackadams8197 5 лет назад +2359

    - What have you done the past three years?
    *Walked*
    - Oh cool what else?
    *Nothing I just walked*

    • @Fenttanyl
      @Fenttanyl 5 лет назад +30

      Jack Adams Jesus that’s dark

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 лет назад +7

      Me: Wow, they’re so accomplished.

    • @tastypencil
      @tastypencil 5 лет назад +60

      - Oh cool what else?
      *Died...multiple times*

    • @JHS270694
      @JHS270694 5 лет назад +12

      At least they've got an extremely efficient pumping heart from all that cardio being done for 3 years straight, they'd be the fittest person on earth. It's boring enough for me to do an hour's worth! :0

    • @robertjames6890
      @robertjames6890 5 лет назад +9

      You burned 1,440 Calories/day × 1,153 days = more than 1 million Calories just to complete the walk.

  • @Grimaldisfy
    @Grimaldisfy 5 лет назад +4050

    *”You’ll probably die but you’ve probably died 12 times anyway”*
    -Real Life Lore 2019

    • @ignite5998
      @ignite5998 5 лет назад +20

      Wha-

    • @itzfusionplex4266
      @itzfusionplex4266 5 лет назад +119

      *That’s assuming you don’t have a totem of undying*

    • @robot2374
      @robot2374 5 лет назад +18

      ItzFusionPlex assuming you’ve built an raid farm by ill mango that has a drop of 100,000 mob drop per hour

    • @Isopropyl_Alcohol
      @Isopropyl_Alcohol 5 лет назад +7

      Dr. Bright is up for the challenge. Hope someone gets the reference.

    • @arnasr5023
      @arnasr5023 5 лет назад +11

      r/Diavolo death count

  • @patrickwyatt2669
    @patrickwyatt2669 3 года назад +711

    Alas, someone has finally mapped out my grandpas trek to school

  • @arimedium
    @arimedium 4 года назад +5381

    "babe come over"
    "no, you live in Magadan Russia, and i live in L'Agulhas South Africa"
    "my parents aren't home"

    • @reguit5849
      @reguit5849 4 года назад +182

      I also live in L'agulhas lol

    • @serapkaratas2149
      @serapkaratas2149 4 года назад +33

      @@reguit5849 rly?

    • @jp2650
      @jp2650 4 года назад +120

      @@reguit5849 awe let's walk, I'll join you.

    • @showerhead2710
      @showerhead2710 4 года назад +21

      @@reguit5849 rly?

    • @greatrj
      @greatrj 4 года назад +16

      OMW (On My Way)

  • @JV-ithc
    @JV-ithc 5 лет назад +2557

    Mom: *"You spend so much time on the phone, let's go for a walk"*
    The walk:

    • @joaosantos5503
      @joaosantos5503 5 лет назад +5

      Isto não é nada para os Tugas pá. Fazemos merdas destas de olhos fechados. Orgulho lusitano caralhoooooooooo

    • @mrhohenzollern3399
      @mrhohenzollern3399 5 лет назад +45

      @@joaosantos5503 sorry i dont speak taco

    • @joaosantos5503
      @joaosantos5503 5 лет назад +34

      @@mrhohenzollern3399 With a name like Luizz you DEFINITELY speak Taco.

    • @unfunny8705
      @unfunny8705 5 лет назад +7

      Fun fact: the average human spends about 4 years total of all the times looking or doing something on their phones

    • @MustraOrdo
      @MustraOrdo 5 лет назад +15

      @@mrhohenzollern3399 That ain't taco, that's feijoada

  • @yhdyssana8492
    @yhdyssana8492 5 лет назад +431

    ”This entire thing is starting to seem like suicide with extra steps”
    I see what you did there

    • @megahunterkiller
      @megahunterkiller 5 лет назад +1

      Yhdys Sana I don’t understand

    • @colonelpuff9719
      @colonelpuff9719 5 лет назад +10

      @@megahunterkiller extra steps as in walking

    • @megahunterkiller
      @megahunterkiller 5 лет назад +3

      Ryan Kral no it’s a reference to rick and north

    • @doxielain2231
      @doxielain2231 5 лет назад +3

      @@megahunterkiller Morty. Rick and Morty.

  • @jax6648
    @jax6648 3 года назад +653

    “Ima take a walk!”
    6 years later…
    “I’m back!”

  • @thonedaybss5937
    @thonedaybss5937 5 лет назад +3776

    Imagine finishing that walk only to discover someone built a bridge to Alaska

    • @Tatusiek_1
      @Tatusiek_1 5 лет назад +56

      Lloool

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 5 лет назад +227

      MrBeast would be proud and he would then make a part two where he walks ALL THE WAY DOWN to the southernmost point of South America.

    • @veneukko9885
      @veneukko9885 5 лет назад +80

      @@muscovymapping8896 Then someone build a bridge between antarctica and south america. And then australia and antarctica and so on

    • @jerzydudekvandriyshevchenk1807
      @jerzydudekvandriyshevchenk1807 5 лет назад +55

      @@veneukko9885 and then the moon

    • @muscovymapping8896
      @muscovymapping8896 5 лет назад +31

      @@veneukko9885 WORLD UNITY

  • @MachoMan_Vert
    @MachoMan_Vert 5 лет назад +3441

    That one friend we all have: *"It's not even that far. Let's walk"*

    • @nameisontheprofilepix
      @nameisontheprofilepix 5 лет назад +58

      It is just around the corner you know. Lets walk.

    • @urduib
      @urduib 5 лет назад +154

      I´m that friend :)

    • @voon4778
      @voon4778 5 лет назад +55

      @@Xenuos I'm guessing you have no friends.

    • @hattrickster33
      @hattrickster33 5 лет назад +5

      Khajiit knows the liar M'aiq. M'aiq might be a liar, but he likes walking, yes?

    • @pavanrajrp
      @pavanrajrp 5 лет назад

      My friend says walking is dead kilometer

  • @josephstalin2074
    @josephstalin2074 5 лет назад +1908

    Students: *run 7 times around the gym and stop cuz they are tired*
    What the Gym teacher expects the students to run:

  • @rallyrailgun7310
    @rallyrailgun7310 3 года назад +1082

    So someone named George Meegan holds the world record for longest walk and actually walked from Tierra Del Fuego to the northernmost point in Alaska in about 2,452 days, which covered about 19,019 miles.

    • @peterstangl8295
      @peterstangl8295 3 года назад +46

      Huh. That's pretty close! Mad respect.

    • @Surnamehere
      @Surnamehere 3 года назад +29

      jeez that’s five years

    • @benji0054
      @benji0054 3 года назад +73

      @@Surnamehere na bro, it's close to 7 years

    • @Surnamehere
      @Surnamehere 3 года назад +25

      @@benji0054 even worse

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 3 года назад +26

      It's shown on Google that it is the furthest someone has walked continuously on foot. A distance of 19,019 miles divide by 2,452 days equals 7.76 miles a day...
      Not to mention that there are some obstacles when it comes to climates, wild animals, and say bad people.
      But is quite impressive as he completed his journey, but taking that for so long is kinda slow in my opinion.

  • @mtxumi
    @mtxumi 5 лет назад +1351

    Actual representation of my grandparents walking to school (1954 colorized)

    • @Alex_Gorell
      @Alex_Gorell 5 лет назад +3

      Mr Void basically.

    • @boolin4955
      @boolin4955 5 лет назад +3

      Mr Void Underrated Comment.

    • @moonwolf8470
      @moonwolf8470 5 лет назад +1

      And walking back

    • @WeldinMike27
      @WeldinMike27 5 лет назад +10

      Uphill both ways, barefoot, in the snow and carrying a load of fire wood.

    • @urbanxbruh217
      @urbanxbruh217 5 лет назад

      Copied

  • @mr-rio2819
    @mr-rio2819 5 лет назад +658

    The longest walkable distance is from my bed to the unclosed door

    • @scarletadventures7682
      @scarletadventures7682 5 лет назад +22

      Epic Gamer Moment
      But this achievement only happens when your sleep parlisys demon dosent murder you

    • @jasonlewis4438
      @jasonlewis4438 5 лет назад +6

      At this point, this just seems like suicide but with extra steps

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 5 лет назад

      You currently have a stack of likes

    • @SunflowerSpotlight
      @SunflowerSpotlight 5 лет назад

      bop god Which is an entire group more than a pack.

    • @MelonMafia1
      @MelonMafia1 5 лет назад

      @@SunflowerSpotlight bro a stack is 64 items

  • @g0recat74
    @g0recat74 5 лет назад +1695

    My dad: I'm gonna go take a quick walk
    The walk:

  • @voodoochild1975az
    @voodoochild1975az 3 года назад +545

    As someone who loves hiking/backpacking.... I kinda wanna do this ;)
    It could be reworked into a FEASIBLE route I think, avoiding war zones at least. Some problems can be mitigated, but not eliminated. Malaria and black mambas.... well... if you are going to travers Africa on foot, there is no way around that. But you _can_ avoid South Sudan. There is just zero realistic way you can walk across that nation safely. You have to divert around. There is a slightly longer Zambia to Tanzania to Kenya to Ethiopia route that should be a fair bit safer (without doing any real research on that route, I could be VERY wrong). The best thing you can do to mitigate risk from wildlife and mosquitos at this point? Hire good local guides for each leg of the trip. Each guide that knows the area hands you off to the next. Trust the local experts to keep you from picking a fight with a Rhino. So if you stay out of warzones and mitigate wildlife risk, this starts to look 'doable'.
    I also think to make it feasible you have to loosen rules on ferries. Ferry or deadly hike on foot across Sahara in Egypt? I think to be feasible you take the ferry the shortest distance possible to get you back on a safe hiking route.
    Syria is.... the serious problem. No real route around it. Iraq? Better, but still not safe to hike. Iran? They arrested western backpackers not long ago.
    So my proposal? Take a boat from Lebanon to Turkey..... and make up for it with a longer land route around the Black Sea.... go WEST around it, through Istanbul, Bulgaria, Romania and Ukraine, then into Russia and largely the same route you had......
    But you can't avoid winter in Siberia.... so another concession is needed. I propose for the Siberian leg that a pack animal be allowed. You are still walking, but you will need a more serious shelter and stove to survive Siberia on foot.
    This modded route comes out to 25,228km and 5019 hrs. (3.45 years using the 20km per day estimate) Yes, some of it was 'cheating' with a ferry, but the longer route more than makes up for any walking 'saved' by taking a boat. And I cheat again by using a pack animal in Siberia... but you need a serious tent, wood stove etc to survive out there, you can walk it, but not with all the gear you need on your back.
    I think these fairly small tweaks make this hike vaguely possible.
    Then, well, if we are bending rules on boats.... charter a ship from Magadan to Anchorage.... and start heading South until you get to Tierra del Fuego.... although this route take you through the most dangerous and fearsome nation of all..... Canada ;)

    • @ben10barbiemepresha
      @ben10barbiemepresha 3 года назад +48

      Thats a wonderful analysis. Thank You.

    • @soonlytaing1708
      @soonlytaing1708 3 года назад +33

      This is actually a good idea. RLL just uses the assumption that you're hiking with little equipment and "live off the land". Any trip like this requires a whole lot of planning and backups. I mean he didn't say we can't use animals, so some sort of supply sled/cart is needed if we're crossing the desert/Siberia. I also favor bending the rules because it's not feasible in current circumstances to do this suicidal mission.

    • @JJ-sq1fv
      @JJ-sq1fv 2 года назад +19

      That’s a very good plan and much more realistic. But nah bruh you just gotta git gud. Don’t let personal safety get in the way of the grind.

    • @lucas120499
      @lucas120499 2 года назад +9

      Great analyse friend

    • @dogeboibeflying6244
      @dogeboibeflying6244 2 года назад

      Holy crap this comment is so long

  • @foughtstatue1023
    @foughtstatue1023 5 лет назад +3268

    I mean the guy walking in a straight line across Wales is pretty impressive.

  • @JaseyStudios
    @JaseyStudios 5 лет назад +1041

    Forget Area 51, we meeting up at Cape Town on September 20

    • @Danielagostinho21
      @Danielagostinho21 5 лет назад +102

      first we get the technology from Area 51 then we will walk

    • @adnis3567
      @adnis3567 5 лет назад +6

      Yea hold up tho lemme get my pet alien sum food real quick

    • @KaRmaTheSchemer
      @KaRmaTheSchemer 5 лет назад +3

      The likes are at 420 👌 dont touch it folks

    • @terra4291
      @terra4291 5 лет назад +1

      xD

    • @wuchuendarylng4300
      @wuchuendarylng4300 5 лет назад +5

      I suggest we raid Area 51 to get technology to walk on water first, then we walk all the way from Cape Town to the South Pol

  • @muhammadalthaf9375
    @muhammadalthaf9375 5 лет назад +527

    “Regular Sudan”
    -RealLifeLore

    • @deen_771
      @deen_771 4 года назад +3

      regular sudan doesn't exist

    • @cinnamonro1116
      @cinnamonro1116 4 года назад +11

      @@deen_771 ummmm are you actually ok?

  • @TarenNauxen
    @TarenNauxen 3 года назад +514

    "If you know the way through Uganda..." I see what you did there

  • @tman7390
    @tman7390 4 года назад +1823

    Imagine having to walk back because you forgot something at home.

    • @c.g.5580
      @c.g.5580 4 года назад +6

      StayWokeTv ouch

    • @yasmin-gm3oi
      @yasmin-gm3oi 4 года назад +66

      “fuk u mean we left the da percs”

    • @praticm2846
      @praticm2846 4 года назад +86

      Imagine you have to walk the whole distance again as you forgot to inform the Guinness world record authorities......

    • @deaded7088
      @deaded7088 4 года назад

      jesus

    • @J0VyanBH
      @J0VyanBH 4 года назад +6

      prety sure you would have noticed in the first few km

  • @parikshitrao4208
    @parikshitrao4208 5 лет назад +1915

    So am I the only one who low-key want's to do this for the bragging rights but knows I'll probably die by the 3rd day.

    • @nusdrapoel897
      @nusdrapoel897 5 лет назад +41

      You are far from the only one

    • @weston407
      @weston407 5 лет назад +68

      i'm so goddamn sick of the phrase "low-key"

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +16

      I'll do it with you, just double that distance all the way to the southernmost tip of Chile/Argentina :) Just that the Darien Gap, the Far East Siberian mountains, and the Bering Strait would pose the greatest obstacles of the journey. There's even a huge river at the end of the Darien Gap in Colombia so yeah, gotta somehow cross that on foot. 🤔

    • @pagesehj9260
      @pagesehj9260 5 лет назад +16

      glad i don’t have ur name

    • @brxyann
      @brxyann 5 лет назад +3

      jay patterson no cap mr patterson

  • @H.E.L.E.N.A.
    @H.E.L.E.N.A. 4 года назад +5655

    Imagine surviving the entire walk, and then your plane crashes on the way home.

  • @SerErryk
    @SerErryk 3 года назад +115

    "Everything is walking distance if you have the time."
    - Steven Wright, comic legend

    • @dingo1547
      @dingo1547 3 года назад +2

      The edge of the observable universe.

    • @Monke1312_
      @Monke1312_ 3 года назад +1

      @@dingo1547 '-'

  • @jerry3790
    @jerry3790 5 лет назад +2839

    I live in Cape Town. I guess I should start walking.

    • @Saraband-
      @Saraband- 5 лет назад +575

      I live in fucking Magadan ! Start walking m8 and i'll meet you half way.

    • @southafricangoat883
      @southafricangoat883 5 лет назад +73

      Jerry Rupprecht I also live in Cape Town 😂😂

    • @southafricangoat883
      @southafricangoat883 5 лет назад +74

      Wanna do it together

    • @deanmc
      @deanmc 5 лет назад +45

      Lol, I'm also Cape Tonian😂

    • @schmack221
      @schmack221 5 лет назад +48

      im from new jersey!

  • @markwoods6987
    @markwoods6987 5 лет назад +2172

    You can actually walk further east through Russia its just that there are no roads. Also, the Bering Strait freezes in winter and so you could theoretically cross from Russia to the USA (2 guys crossed in 2006). That allows you to continue your journey all the way through to Cape Froward in Chile, the southernmost point in South America mainland. Although you would have to contend with the Darian Gap, an extremely dangerous patch of the rainforest with no roads and dense rainforest where foreigners have been killed in the past. But then again you would probably be dead long before you reach it. The estimated trip according to google maps would be 46,124km and at 20km a day this 'walk' would take you about 6 years and 4 months

    • @AdamSmith-gs2dv
      @AdamSmith-gs2dv 5 лет назад +49

      The problem with that is the USA and Russia have very poor relations atm probably the worst they have been since the cold war.

    • @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529
      @thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 5 лет назад +171

      @@AdamSmith-gs2dv actually, quite the opposite. Trump has been very amicable to putin as putin has been well, less putin
      Guys stop replying that it hasnt aged well i know

    • @isagoercke6752
      @isagoercke6752 5 лет назад +10

      You would have to cross water in the darían gap

    • @tijltrienen
      @tijltrienen 5 лет назад +25

      @@isagoercke6752 with a Journey that long Just build a bridge extra month on 6 years Journey who cares

    • @AdamSmith-gs2dv
      @AdamSmith-gs2dv 5 лет назад +2

      @@thereareantsbehindyoureyes7529 If that's the case why is the US still sanctioning Russia?

  • @pip4349
    @pip4349 5 лет назад +763

    "You just need to walk through Syria" no biggie.

    • @tda8649
      @tda8649 4 года назад +53

      I live in Syria 😶
      But it has been alot better lately, and you'l mostly be walking Through the costal provinces which are pretty safe, compared to the other places you're walking in Africa, it really is no biggie XD

    • @tda8649
      @tda8649 4 года назад +16

      @@mardismardias2373 the provinces in upper syria, and deir-alzor which is in the desert

    • @sam._.wichh1
      @sam._.wichh1 4 года назад +3

      @@tda8649 What's it like there? I've heard there is some pretty beautiful parts there.

    • @tda8649
      @tda8649 4 года назад +10

      @@sam._.wichh1 there's alot of beatiful places, one of the few countries where nature is mostly still in control, in terms of safety it's safe, i go out at night(well there's a quarantine rn), it's alright living there other than a few inconviences like the ban from big companies to operate here (like mcdonalds and stuff)

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache 4 года назад

      @@sam._.wichh1 I love the beetlejuicing with this one, nice job you sandlubber

  • @zealandia5668
    @zealandia5668 3 года назад +39

    Theoretically, if you plan ahead and with perfect weather conditions, you could continue your trip (from Siberia to Alaska) by walking over solid ice in winter. From there, you could walk all the way to the southern tip of South America. 😁

    • @burningatlantis4980
      @burningatlantis4980 Год назад +3

      getting through the darien gap might be a bit of a challenge, though

  • @daandanx
    @daandanx 5 лет назад +2574

    Longest walkable distance for me personally is from my bed to my computer

    • @lordmarshallfran6
      @lordmarshallfran6 5 лет назад +10

      😂😂😂😂

    • @justatree1813
      @justatree1813 5 лет назад +34

      Man longest for me is from my bedroom to my bathroom, literally 2 ft

    • @kishore369
      @kishore369 5 лет назад +4

      Lmao before I liked it was 125 and now it's 146

    • @satsat247
      @satsat247 5 лет назад +12

      Maybe your computer is on pluto🤔🤔🤔

    • @MrDanckaarts
      @MrDanckaarts 5 лет назад +2

      That’s funny!

  • @GandalfGreyhame
    @GandalfGreyhame 5 лет назад +428

    "Nobody has EVER attempted this incredible challenge!"
    * Grandpa who walked to school as a kid quietly laughs in corner *

    • @niklas4338
      @niklas4338 5 лет назад +2

      The Joker i heard that while reading

    • @caolanfeely4317
      @caolanfeely4317 5 лет назад +3

      The Joker but by god we had to walk through snow ice roasting deserts raging winds salt flats ferocious beasts rivers running at light speed when the mantle rose up from beneath the ground tornadoes going at the speed of sound and cracks in the earths suface

    • @avinashtyagi2
      @avinashtyagi2 3 года назад

      Uphill, both ways

  • @douglashtang
    @douglashtang 5 лет назад +283

    This video weirdly gives me the motivation to keep walking instead of using any kind of transportation (bus, car, bicycle) to commute from home to work/store, or just simply new distance challenge everyday.

    • @luketeeninga7106
      @luketeeninga7106 5 лет назад +11

      Do it, you won't be sorry! Walking as your transportation feels so much better than driving, even if it takes longer. Definitely helps my mood too to get a bit of a breeze, natural light, etc.

    • @pupperemeritus9189
      @pupperemeritus9189 5 лет назад

      Checkout Neil Peart. The man has cycled a long distance and also driven across a good chunk of North America on a motorcycle.

    • @redfie9314
      @redfie9314 5 лет назад +2

      nice

    • @farklemybrainsout
      @farklemybrainsout 5 лет назад

      Douglas H. Tang you should try long distance hiking.

  • @d-land7775
    @d-land7775 3 года назад +19

    Fun fact: if someone started this journey the day this video was uploaded, and finished in RLL's aproximate time without any problems, he would not be done yet

  • @mcdrums87
    @mcdrums87 5 лет назад +174

    ::plugs locations into Google Maps::
    ⚠️This route includes a ferry.
    ⚠️This route has tolls.
    ⚠️This route crosses through multiple countries.
    ⚠️Your destination is in a different time zone.
    Me: “Ugh. I hate time zone changes.”

    • @scopes1812
      @scopes1812 5 лет назад +5

      “This route has tolls.”

    • @fakestory1753
      @fakestory1753 5 лет назад +5

      casually walking into a different time zone*
      dies*

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +1

      I've done the search too, but with slight modifications that made it near 14,380 miles just trying to avoid being in Syria for long and around large rivers in Russia

    • @AdamSmith-gs2dv
      @AdamSmith-gs2dv 5 лет назад

      @@centauria9122 Still doesn't work, Iraq also bans anyone who visits Israel just like Syria.

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +1

      @@AdamSmith-gs2dv Then don't go to Iraq and go through Syria instead 🙌

  • @erikbregnsbo9962
    @erikbregnsbo9962 4 года назад +875

    "This just seems like suicide with extra steps."
    Extra steps you say?

    • @carultch
      @carultch 3 года назад +44

      Suezcide.

    • @thl3
      @thl3 3 года назад +3

      suiside.

    • @WyWid
      @WyWid 3 года назад +9

      @@thl3 bro your banner. Weeb

    • @rumamoitra3822
      @rumamoitra3822 3 года назад

      Puns....

    • @scraggledy
      @scraggledy 3 года назад

      Why is that so tempting?

  • @DaPopeOfDope101
    @DaPopeOfDope101 Год назад +38

    Interestingly enough, you could probably go much further than this if you took google maps out of the equation and made it so that you could walk across ice. If you were to pack enough equipment and had enough help, one could theoretically walk past Magadon, all the way to the eastern most point of Russia, and if you arrived during the height of winter, there’s a chance that the Bearing Straight could freeze over and you could walk all the way to Alaska, and then hypothetically be able to walk all the way down to Punta Arenes in Chile. (You would also have to cross the Darian Gap in Panama, but many people have done it before)

    • @Jolei33
      @Jolei33 Год назад

      Some people fleeing from São Paulo Brazil to the U.S. did it.

  • @averyhill1084
    @averyhill1084 5 лет назад +1005

    It's all those damn video games in South Sudan...

    • @AnkeBrm
      @AnkeBrm 5 лет назад +42

      avery hill Looks like an animal crossing new horizons beta has been released there. Shame

    • @chukuzosike7615
      @chukuzosike7615 5 лет назад +26

      Clock Simulator really fucked that place up

    • @Tirkka
      @Tirkka 5 лет назад +12

      It's more about them not having enough guns i think.

    • @emi_6219
      @emi_6219 5 лет назад +5

      🇸🇸 + 🕹 = 🔫

    • @samuelward5964
      @samuelward5964 5 лет назад +10

      And to think I lived there for 10 years as a perfectly happy and safe expat kid loll
      (and that's actually no joke; I did grow up in South Sudan)
      It's just comical how its described as such a dangerous no-go zone when for me it's my peaceful childhood home. (we were in a very safe area, so away from a lot of the civil war)

  • @captain_bow7672
    @captain_bow7672 4 года назад +1107

    Gym Teacher: As a warm up we will take a quick jog around the gym
    The Athletic Kid meanwhile:

  • @crystalkittycat8517
    @crystalkittycat8517 5 лет назад +638

    My grandparents: you’re so lazy. when I was small, and used to go to school it was like a 7 thousand km walk.

    • @MarloSoBalJr
      @MarloSoBalJr 5 лет назад +4

      I know right

    • @livethefuture2492
      @livethefuture2492 5 лет назад +1

      40000km the other way would also work

    • @takeimei7211
      @takeimei7211 5 лет назад

      I thought this kind of grandpa’s stories just only in asia

    • @thomas_pâté1
      @thomas_pâté1 5 лет назад

      @@takeimei7211 no ahah

    • @LaLaLaLaTO
      @LaLaLaLaTO 5 лет назад

      Atleast they learned spelling words there.

  • @matthewmccoy7437
    @matthewmccoy7437 3 года назад +6

    i don’t know why but calling Sudan “Regular Sudan” 4:45 made me laugh harder than i should’ve

  • @griffinsdr1811
    @griffinsdr1811 5 лет назад +2356

    “...Uganda. If you know the way through...”
    *I see what you did there*

    • @liquidsquid101
      @liquidsquid101 5 лет назад +17

      what?

    • @abiamoeba
      @abiamoeba 5 лет назад +170

      @@liquidsquid101 It's the do you know da wae meme from ugandan knuckles

    • @DarkPortall
      @DarkPortall 5 лет назад +12

      👏👏

    • @markwilson4078
      @markwilson4078 5 лет назад +15

      PhonicAmoeba Ah yes! Ugandan Knuckles! What a gem! 😁

    • @LuchoCastle_11
      @LuchoCastle_11 5 лет назад +9

      Do you know the wae my budda?

  • @TheGreatCooLite
    @TheGreatCooLite 5 лет назад +518

    My name is Forest Gump and now I'm being held hostage in South Sudan suffering from malaria and being forced to eat my toenails to survive.
    If only I took a plane across Africa...

    • @grudgepersona
      @grudgepersona 5 лет назад +18

      The Great CooLite Jesus confirms that this is epic 😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂😂👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼👌🏼💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯💯

    • @tetrafuse3096
      @tetrafuse3096 5 лет назад +48

      @@grudgepersona this is the cringiest and most cancerous thing i have ever read in my life. Period!

    • @Some.username.idk.0
      @Some.username.idk.0 5 лет назад +3

      @@tetrafuse3096 me too

    • @krabistheisopod1376
      @krabistheisopod1376 5 лет назад +1

      @@tetrafuse3096 xd

    • @morganfreeman4204
      @morganfreeman4204 5 лет назад +1

      The Great CooLite your profile pic is lit bro

  • @harrison6082
    @harrison6082 5 лет назад +855

    I think this path technically goes through 3 war zones.
    Maybe even 4.

    • @sion8
      @sion8 5 лет назад +184

      It builds character.

    • @crazyafrican9955
      @crazyafrican9955 5 лет назад +48

      SA has a higher murder rate than most War zones

    • @crashransacked6461
      @crashransacked6461 5 лет назад +7

      @@crazyafrican9955 source?

    • @crazyafrican9955
      @crazyafrican9955 5 лет назад +18

      Our murder rate is 21k Syrian war 2018 19k

    • @crashransacked6461
      @crashransacked6461 5 лет назад +14

      @@crazyafrican9955 Thsts great, but i asked for a source, not stats

  • @chrisadams7577
    @chrisadams7577 3 года назад +2

    I’ve seen almost all of your videos and I can say this is one of my favorites

  • @golddropper2747
    @golddropper2747 4 года назад +1892

    My dad: im gonna get milk
    Where the store is:

    • @gutsthe100manslayer4
      @gutsthe100manslayer4 4 года назад +25

      But it's been longer than three.... wait...

    • @appleslover
      @appleslover 4 года назад +4

      Please explain

    • @aquiegaloucura
      @aquiegaloucura 4 года назад +42

      @@appleslover your too innocent for this world 😭

    • @trent6112
      @trent6112 4 года назад +13

      @@appleslover dad going out for milk is a joke about leaving your family behind

    • @trent6112
      @trent6112 4 года назад +5

      and running away basically for a new life

  • @xuly3129
    @xuly3129 5 лет назад +256

    Cape Town, South Africa to Punta Arenas, Chile;
    The Bering strait freezes

    • @assdfgqwer3843
      @assdfgqwer3843 5 лет назад +20

      XU LILY Yeah but you would have to walk like 2 or 3000 km in Siberia and Alaska on no roads (in the winter) and theres also no roads connecting South and North America so you would be dead

    • @henrysun5660
      @henrysun5660 5 лет назад +8

      Well yeah sure, but stopping on little diomede where there is a town to rest before crossing into mainland Alaska. Under ideal conditions you should be able to reach little diomede in about 3 days. And reach mainland Alaska in 2 days

    • @seanb3226
      @seanb3226 5 лет назад +13

      @@assdfgqwer3843 Let's be real, most people would be dead long before they made it to Siberia. 😂

    • @africanfartingfrog
      @africanfartingfrog 5 лет назад

      @Fail Zero Exactly, the most recent ice age is long over. You'd have better luck trying to cross the North Pole

    • @Tirkka
      @Tirkka 5 лет назад +1

      There are two bridges over the Panama canal. The Bering strait thing is probably true though.

  • @kairon156
    @kairon156 5 лет назад +273

    As a Canadian I think I can survive the -40C but on average we only get +27C warm so the deserts might be tough for me.
    Now do one for the longest mostly safe walk someone can do.

    • @jakebasmati
      @jakebasmati 5 лет назад +23

      I'm also Canadian, but I live in the south part of the country. Usually, winters are at most -20°C and summers can be about 30°C.

    • @kairon156
      @kairon156 5 лет назад +7

      ​@@jakebasmati I was in Alberta working where they have -42C winters, Thankfully my winter coat at the time was perfect.
      The eastern part of Canada, where I'm from can go up to 27C during mid summer. While rare it can go higher during a heat wave.

    • @TheScopezCinema
      @TheScopezCinema 5 лет назад +4

      @@kairon156 I"m in Ontario and the winter here can go to -40C and a few weeks ago we just had 46C

    • @duck1470
      @duck1470 5 лет назад +4

      Im from Finland, the cold country. I say the same.

    • @PoweredByLS2
      @PoweredByLS2 5 лет назад +4

      I'm thinking Lisbon to Vladivostok for the safe walk......

  • @gamingx4223
    @gamingx4223 3 года назад +1

    Thanks!

  • @kwhite9992
    @kwhite9992 5 лет назад +650

    The longest distance must be between your house and the bus stop.

    • @timjordanLA
      @timjordanLA 5 лет назад +4

      I don't get it

    • @user-tx2dv2yu9x
      @user-tx2dv2yu9x 5 лет назад

      Timothy Jordan k

    • @jtmthegamer2104
      @jtmthegamer2104 5 лет назад +5

      I get it lol

    • @Bubble170
      @Bubble170 5 лет назад +7

      Timothy Jordan when the bus is coming imminently that 0.3km walk takes like 2 hours every time I swear

  • @lillianchristine8106
    @lillianchristine8106 4 года назад +1207

    “Things hop right back into sketch-town when we enter Syria” I think I’ve found my senior quote

    • @nafeh9574
      @nafeh9574 3 года назад +31

      As a Syrian, we approve 😂

    • @BodyMusicification
      @BodyMusicification 3 года назад +14

      What is a senior quote?

    • @PoleToPoleTravel
      @PoleToPoleTravel 3 года назад +9

      I feel your funny bone but the coastal route of Syria is pretty safe.

    • @mikesmith1778
      @mikesmith1778 3 года назад +6

      I hop right into sketch town down the street

    • @danny6714
      @danny6714 3 года назад +1

      Cringe

  • @timothysstuffintros503
    @timothysstuffintros503 5 лет назад +370

    1:08 “but no one has ever accomplished the longest possible walk”
    MrBeast: *this looks like a job for me*

    • @VFChannelArchive
      @VFChannelArchive 5 лет назад +22

      Morgz:lets walk from home to shop

    • @idjles
      @idjles 5 лет назад +5

      that lazy guy won't do this.

    • @georgeruiz9211
      @georgeruiz9211 5 лет назад +2

      @@VFChannelArchive German morgz: TODAY WE WILL TAKE 10 STEPS

    • @maikygeerman
      @maikygeerman 5 лет назад +6

      Last to stop walking wins $10000

    • @eschelon.videos
      @eschelon.videos 5 лет назад +2

      MrBeast actually doing it: How long do you think Chandler will last?

  • @MrBerg-jv4wv
    @MrBerg-jv4wv Год назад +4

    Funny to think about the fact that IF a person decided to go this path when this video came out, they would have completed it around now, considering they survive, did not get long term sick or met any other huge obsticle.

  • @tynerd4801
    @tynerd4801 5 лет назад +668

    Idea :
    1 : Buy a boat
    2 : Buy a Treadmill
    3 : Let somebody operate the boat so that you travel across the world while you walk on the treadmill.
    *This is Big Brain Time.*

  • @SurferKenTV3
    @SurferKenTV3 5 лет назад +219

    Really wanted stock footage of someone running away from a swarm of mosquitos

    • @alexcr4345
      @alexcr4345 5 лет назад +14

      Me and the boys yeeting ourselves away from them mosyeetos trying to suck us off without saying "no homo"

    • @VyriC
      @VyriC 5 лет назад

      @@alexcr4345 this is blessed

    • @alexcr4345
      @alexcr4345 5 лет назад +1

      @@Fyice not gonna happen fam,the difference between these life-juice sucking long legged red butted creatures and all the other bros is that mosyeetos don't have socks on,so it's homo any way you suc- I mean slice it.

  • @Xqrement
    @Xqrement 5 лет назад +91

    RealLifeLore: Nobody ever has been able to walk all of this distance.
    Forrest Gump: Hold my box of chocolates.

    • @jeetshannigrahi5315
      @jeetshannigrahi5315 5 лет назад

      This one actually deserves 1k likes.

    • @sion8
      @sion8 5 лет назад

      He only ever walked the contiguous U.S., he never traveled outside the country during that "walk".

  • @insanetrickshots1
    @insanetrickshots1 2 года назад +1

    5:17 "That's pretty dangerous and you'll probably die but I mean you've probably already died a dozen times before this anyway" That made me laugh

  • @wo0sh99
    @wo0sh99 5 лет назад +289

    Human million years ago : Migration from South Africa to East Asia
    Human Today : I don't want to walk to my neighbor next door.

    • @robertmorrison1657
      @robertmorrison1657 5 лет назад +8

      That is a good one.

    • @africanfartingfrog
      @africanfartingfrog 5 лет назад +9

      That took many generations

    • @donal935
      @donal935 5 лет назад

      Small s, but good joke haha

    • @astodone9022
      @astodone9022 5 лет назад +2

      Hoàng Nguyên - am egyptian, can confirm

    • @shawnhapney8784
      @shawnhapney8784 5 лет назад

      Which consisted of varying sized packs of nomads who distributed the weight of their supplies never carrying more than they couldn't survive without.

  • @markpap6983
    @markpap6983 5 лет назад +76

    Guy: *walks across whole world*
    Partner: *forgets to hit record*

  • @simonn.142
    @simonn.142 5 лет назад +965

    3:56 "...uganda. If you know the way through..." you did this on purpose xD

  • @pixelthecat7752
    @pixelthecat7752 3 года назад +5

    i love how he said "if you know de way through" when talking about uganda

  • @SuperCookieGaming_
    @SuperCookieGaming_ 5 лет назад +358

    Just wait people will start speed running this.

    • @slayer4810
      @slayer4810 5 лет назад +25

      ***Wall clip wall clip***
      ***Swingset glitch***

    • @WamboDaJambo
      @WamboDaJambo 5 лет назад +5

      streetview speedruns

    • @muhkeeliha7979
      @muhkeeliha7979 5 лет назад +5

      Best comment so far

    • @dillonc7955
      @dillonc7955 5 лет назад +15

      Everyone's a speed running gangsta until they get malaria, survive a bite of a black mamba, avoid the anarchy of South Sudan, scorch themselves through the Sahara, make it through the Syrian Civil War, only to freeze to death in the Siberian tundra.

    • @OK-zo3cq
      @OK-zo3cq 5 лет назад +3

      *activates Crashfort speed hacks*

  • @vesperone3905
    @vesperone3905 5 лет назад +882

    The walk should be to Pyongyang

  • @jamesstubbs2777
    @jamesstubbs2777 4 года назад +1441

    The cavemen that walked this: “am I a joke to you”?

    • @tytsuw2320
      @tytsuw2320 3 года назад +57

      but they probably took a year break at some point

    • @amichaeld2229
      @amichaeld2229 3 года назад +39

      @@tytsuw2320 still walked the distance soo....

    • @icyr0bin-794
      @icyr0bin-794 3 года назад +175

      that was over generations though, they didn’t just decide to walk all the way over there, human expansion was a slow process

    • @jamesstubbs2777
      @jamesstubbs2777 3 года назад +47

      @@icyr0bin-794 yes I understand that completely it was simply a joke.

    • @icyr0bin-794
      @icyr0bin-794 3 года назад +15

      @@jamesstubbs2777 if it makes us even it was a funny joke

  • @estherlinxin
    @estherlinxin 3 года назад +2

    Amazing job! I need more of this content!!

  • @iced3625
    @iced3625 5 лет назад +241

    We all have that one friend that says “it’s not a long walk”

    • @sebastianstan9655
      @sebastianstan9655 5 лет назад +1

      Well if make it even 10km/8 hrs and rest for the other 16 hrs and repeat this every day the most it would take would be 6 years and you would certainly get a world record...

    • @naimurrahman5889
      @naimurrahman5889 5 лет назад +12

      Sadly it's that one kid is me.

    • @unfunny8705
      @unfunny8705 5 лет назад

      *well i have football legs so*

    • @Legendaryium
      @Legendaryium 5 лет назад

      @@sebastianstan9655 so what are you saying???

    • @sebastianstan9655
      @sebastianstan9655 5 лет назад

      @@Legendaryium that it is pretty easy... 10km/8hrs isn't much... you would have to do it for 6 years and you're done.

  • @acyllia5311
    @acyllia5311 5 лет назад +197

    Humans: We walked on the moon.
    Humans: We visited one of the deepest points of the ocean.
    Humans: But walk that long?! Hell nah!

    • @itchyskinbag
      @itchyskinbag 4 года назад +9

      Well yeah because we have machines to bring us to the moon, and walking is taking away our machines like planes and cars

    • @misteryman2196
      @misteryman2196 4 года назад +4

      @@itchyskinbag Yep. Try to reach challengers deep without any equipment or flying to the moon without rockets.

    • @imamotherfucker67yearsago9
      @imamotherfucker67yearsago9 4 года назад +1

      Call Usain Bolt and he'll do the challenge

    • @marlboroughdane5078
      @marlboroughdane5078 4 года назад

      We're Too Divided.

  • @thattannerguy856
    @thattannerguy856 5 лет назад +106

    It'll take over 3 years...
    Forest Gump: hold my beer

  • @christhickson7950
    @christhickson7950 3 года назад +13

    I have an honest question. There's clearly a lot of land east of where you finish, why not go to the rest of the way?

    • @KittyNoo
      @KittyNoo 3 года назад

      Same question

    • @armakeen3576
      @armakeen3576 3 года назад +2

      There isn't any road in this area, just wilderness.
      So google maps can't calculate past Magadan

    • @fryhyh
      @fryhyh 3 года назад

      There is no road. Death is likely

  • @Post_Stall_Maneuver
    @Post_Stall_Maneuver 5 лет назад +305

    "If Google isn't able to calculate the journey, then it's disqualified."
    Every navigation app in existence: *am i a joke to you*

    • @MobyTheLion
      @MobyTheLion 5 лет назад

      Calensk Kaschak I thought you protected me

    • @briantravelman
      @briantravelman 5 лет назад

      I know. Who decided it's disqualified?

    • @Andre-vx2tn
      @Andre-vx2tn 4 года назад

      Papers, please

  • @vars280287
    @vars280287 5 лет назад +448

    Now do longest drivable distance by a Toyota Corolla

    • @vite1968
      @vite1968 5 лет назад +4

      LOOOOOOOOOOOOL

    • @cooldudeyo06
      @cooldudeyo06 5 лет назад +4

      Down the street

    • @Kydino
      @Kydino 5 лет назад

      Probably from Patagonia to utqiavik.

    • @noahc8997
      @noahc8997 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kydino wrong, no roads go through the Darien gap. It's actually close to the same route he just did

  • @monga151
    @monga151 5 лет назад +537

    I'm Zimbabwean and I've never seen a black mamba and yes, I frequent the bush whilst at the farm. Plus my dad is a trained snake hander and he hasn't seen it🤷🏾‍♂️

    • @paulmihai210
      @paulmihai210 4 года назад +79

      That doesn't mean they don't exist

    • @smdickinson8316
      @smdickinson8316 4 года назад +51

      Good, now there is just 1 less thing that will probably kill you

    • @DUKEOFSOUNDS
      @DUKEOFSOUNDS 4 года назад +34

      Well we killed about 2 in my life but only in the rural bushes .Lower Gwelo ( school days) and Kwekwe but you right They not so much there as people think . we designed to kill snakes if we see one

    • @nedbrookes6481
      @nedbrookes6481 4 года назад +52

      You have presented a near-perfect example of survivorship bias

    • @Nangong123
      @Nangong123 4 года назад

      @@nedbrookes6481 Yeah

  • @orlagskapten9829
    @orlagskapten9829 19 дней назад

    I learned about this path trough a youtube short a few days ago and I have been obsessed with it ever since. I want to try this at some point in my life, when I have enough money and while I'm still fit.

  • @xoelpr2349
    @xoelpr2349 5 лет назад +434

    *after 3 years* : I've finally arrived in Maghadan !!
    Wait... how do I come back?

    • @alessawarburton523
      @alessawarburton523 5 лет назад +12

      6 years actually

    • @Nico-dt5hu
      @Nico-dt5hu 5 лет назад +34

      i think youll have to beg god for a resurrection, about a dozen times.

    • @thegiantpumpkin5903
      @thegiantpumpkin5903 4 года назад +5

      Alessa Warburton No. 3 years to get there, and then he asks “How do I come back?” Which is then another 3 years making it 6. It doesn’t take 6 years to get there.

    • @octo-pops
      @octo-pops 4 года назад +2

      Get a friend to drive to Magadan, then drive back to wherever you live from Magadan

    • @IkkebottExpirson
      @IkkebottExpirson 4 года назад +1

      There is international airport there, FYI. You could just book a ticket straight to Moscow and so on

  • @derrickscott9469
    @derrickscott9469 3 года назад +80

    Anyone willing to complete this journey on foot with a camera crew could make the greatest reality show ever. My eyes would be glued to it, even though I find the vast majority of reality tv uninteresting in general.

    • @ApproachingPerfection
      @ApproachingPerfection Год назад +3

      I will do it Derrick

    • @Jolei33
      @Jolei33 Год назад +3

      @@ApproachingPerfectionOr better yet, become the camera crew so that you can survive everything in the journey

  • @regenpower_
    @regenpower_ 5 лет назад +108

    Can you make a 'Longest Actually Survivable Walk, which doesn't consider dying the second you get out of your house'?

    • @Shhehwhsi24
      @Shhehwhsi24 5 лет назад +5

      from bed to school

    • @claysoggyfries
      @claysoggyfries 5 лет назад +3

      @@Shhehwhsi24 *Bed to your mailbox. People die on their way to school

    • @ryacide
      @ryacide 5 лет назад +2

      regenpower Nothing is survivable if you think about it... I could die walking to the bathroom

    • @regenpower_
      @regenpower_ 5 лет назад +1

      Ill clarify even further

    • @sdagoth3037
      @sdagoth3037 5 лет назад

      So it just has to exclude the Middle East, most of Africa and probably all of it since you can't go through the Middle East, and the Arctic Circle & Siberia. I made a route from Gibraltar, Spain, to Ca Mau Vietnam that had a few other stops along the way to go around the war ravaged bits of the Middle East, and it was about 17,000 KM, which is still a lot shorter than the walk in this video, and you still have to walk through the desert of Kazakhstan, but I reckon it may be survivable. Google, 6 Travelers Who Walked Around The World, a lot of these people walked even longer than the walk in this video is, they just didn't meet the beginning of the video requirements.

  • @6thgraderfriends
    @6thgraderfriends 2 года назад +7

    It's sad that the world's longest walking distance is actually super dangerous because it goes through several war zones full of people who won't hesitate to kill a foreign civilian. Although the malaria and mamba risk are close seconds.

    • @masnwrdl0511
      @masnwrdl0511 Год назад +2

      Exactly. Realistically, it's only possible to reach Tanzania/Uganda. After that, there's too many national parks with violent animals, wars and a huge empty desert to travel through. However, I'm pretty sure I've read somewhere that someone walked from South America to Alaska which is pretty impressive

  • @Djbz170
    @Djbz170 5 лет назад +208

    “No one has every walked that far”
    Forest gump: ”hold my shrimp”

    • @stevens5541
      @stevens5541 4 года назад +3

      Bore off trying to be funny...loser

    • @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache
      @NotSomeJustinWithoutAMoustache 4 года назад +4

      @@stevens5541 You're welcome to any parties he will host in the future

    • @prabathhemachandra
      @prabathhemachandra 4 года назад

      Bruh it is a movie

    • @donnyshields4450
      @donnyshields4450 4 года назад

      Lieutenant Dan! You got new legs!

    • @estellaruiz3125
      @estellaruiz3125 4 года назад +2

      Jenny: Comd over
      Forest: can’t fishing
      Jenny: I’m home alone
      Forest: *assembles an m16 in a second*
      Jenny!

  • @Infotact
    @Infotact 5 лет назад +557

    Thug life: *Take a plane and walk back and forth inside it until you break the record*

  • @yere7851
    @yere7851 5 лет назад +229

    I like how it's South-Sudan and "regular" Sudan

    • @lieutenantgonads
      @lieutenantgonads 5 лет назад +17

      We do things different here in the South

    • @abbiecreate
      @abbiecreate 5 лет назад +2

      It’s technically two different countries

    • @yere7851
      @yere7851 5 лет назад +16

      @@abbiecreate they're literally two different countries

    • @keegansmetanko3755
      @keegansmetanko3755 5 лет назад +1

      basically war sudan and war +desert sudan

  • @iliyarahman.
    @iliyarahman. 3 года назад +5

    I done the math and calculated that if you ran at 5.84 mph (which google says is the average run speed of an adult male) it would take 102 days of straight running to make this journey and you would burn around 2 million calories not including the uphill and downhill areas for extra strain.
    Imagine how your legs would feel if you could feel them

  • @the-_-2145
    @the-_-2145 5 лет назад +228

    This walk will be extremely difficult but not nearly as difficult as you make it seem to be.
    A trained person could walk more than 50 km a day without many problems. If you would rest 2 days a week you still could finish in 2 years
    Wildlife like black mumba and hippo are dangerous but won't attack humans without a reason so just be careful and stay on the road.
    You can protect yourself against malaria with malaria pills and anti insect precautions.
    Desserts and other extremely hot/cold/wet/dry places are harder to walk trough but also totally possible with the right preparations.
    The biggest problems are countries like south Sudan and Syria, these countries are really dangerous to walk through especially for foreigners.

    • @amogh8729
      @amogh8729 5 лет назад +26

      Can we walk around it ? It increases the distance but can keep you alive

    • @t900badbot
      @t900badbot 5 лет назад +20

      Wtf arw you captain of walking, African wildlife, geo political issues AND geography?

    • @jamesrosemary2932
      @jamesrosemary2932 5 лет назад +57

      The biggest obstacle is legal. Not all countries grant extended visas needed to walk on them. Russia alone grants only 90 days visa. You can't walk the necesary distance on that time frame.

    • @georgesharp2236
      @georgesharp2236 5 лет назад +16

      @@jamesrosemary2932 Who is going to heckle a traveler about visas so far away from major cities

    • @jamietran2983
      @jamietran2983 5 лет назад +9

      Probably the most deadliest encounter would be with other humans.

  • @cloroxbleach7554
    @cloroxbleach7554 5 лет назад +259

    No one:
    My parents: *we had to walk this long to get to school back then*

    • @rileyj.s.5899
      @rileyj.s.5899 5 лет назад +1

      Clorox Bleach same dude, same....

    • @raa6504
      @raa6504 5 лет назад +3

      With snow as tall as the fence, and we would just play walking on the fence like cats.

    • @karwan6385
      @karwan6385 5 лет назад +1

      This joke is getting slowly overused.

    • @Scazoid
      @Scazoid 5 лет назад +2

      @@karwan6385 never seen any joke like this before

  • @kingphilipii1046
    @kingphilipii1046 5 лет назад +170

    Me: where are we going?
    Friend: no time to explain, come with me

  • @gwen6622
    @gwen6622 Год назад +2

    3 years is actually such a short amount of time compared to how long you would think it'd take. when you put it into that perspective, it makes it clear how humanity spread so far so quickly across the planet after various groups migrated out of africa

  • @davidrossington9756
    @davidrossington9756 5 лет назад +401

    "Suicide with extra steps"
    Heh nice pun

    • @Noctua8
      @Noctua8 5 лет назад +2

      Like extra steps off the chair or am I not getting the joke?

    • @disloyal
      @disloyal 5 лет назад +10

      @@Noctua8 Extra steps as in footsteps and as in the steps or instructions you must complete to accomplish a task.

    • @zuzu2700
      @zuzu2700 5 лет назад +6

      And a reference to Rick & Morty (assuming that was intentional, but w/e).

    • @Sorrowdusk
      @Sorrowdusk 4 года назад

      @@zuzu2700 What episode?

    • @zuzu2700
      @zuzu2700 4 года назад +1

      ​@@Sorrowdusk 2x06 - The Ricks Must Be Crazy.

  • @gentlemen.7621
    @gentlemen.7621 4 года назад +687

    Imagine trying to get all the Visa’s to do this.

    • @gentlemen.7621
      @gentlemen.7621 4 года назад +41

      Nigo Maramag You can only sneak through so many times until you get caught.

    • @plantpowered269
      @plantpowered269 3 года назад +23

      the most difficult part would be to answer the question "Why???"

    • @jonspencer9461
      @jonspencer9461 3 года назад +4

      Visas

    • @aforalfieee1225
      @aforalfieee1225 3 года назад +2

      @@plantpowered269 facts

    • @RRJOfficial
      @RRJOfficial 3 года назад +6

      I have finnish passport. It should work pretty well.

  • @noah321
    @noah321 5 лет назад +161

    5:54 *”Like suicide, but with extra steps”* I see what you did there

    • @lesdrogynism
      @lesdrogynism 4 года назад +6

      Noah Rahal • 38 years ago your name confused me so much

    • @antal4s
      @antal4s 4 года назад +3

      @@lesdrogynism his name confused you so much 38 years ago? You knew each other for almost 40 years?

    • @antal4s
      @antal4s 4 года назад

      (just a joke bro)

    • @epicplayz9594
      @epicplayz9594 3 года назад

      Suicide with extra steps, cause your walking the distance!

  • @kasperthe1788
    @kasperthe1788 3 года назад +27

    I don’t know about this. The walk to my fridge seems longer when I have just sat down

  • @Ethan7s
    @Ethan7s 5 лет назад +224

    How about a path that you have at least a 50% chance of surviving?

    • @NOUSERNAMESLEFTFUUCK
      @NOUSERNAMESLEFTFUUCK 5 лет назад +25

      trying to calculate odds of how you're going to be randomly killed is pretty tough, do we even have a 50% of surviving the next 4 years with so many unknown factors that could present themselves?

    • @kamkam1a334
      @kamkam1a334 5 лет назад

      Ethan right, this path is like a 5% of you surviving

    • @oozumaki7501
      @oozumaki7501 5 лет назад

      Ethan how bout a path with a 5% chance of survival. (^.^)

    • @yoseesteve9055
      @yoseesteve9055 5 лет назад

      @@kamkam1a334 probably less especially if you're travelling solo. Trying to walk across the Sahara is a death sentence. That and walking through Siberia are probably the most sure fire ways to die on this route.

    • @kamkam1a334
      @kamkam1a334 5 лет назад

      YOSee Steve true, there’s a hug percent that you’ll probably die before completely the two states, since the cities are really dangerous, if you do survive the dangerous cities miraculously, you probably wouldn’t survive the scorching sun or the animals, like the black mamba, but you’re right, it’ll be worse if you’re alone, so maybe like 1%, 2% 🤨

  • @Tortee2
    @Tortee2 5 лет назад +412

    things you’ll need to bring
    -hazmat suit
    -bulletproof vest
    -a minigun
    -anti venom
    -heater
    -AC unit
    -snowmobile
    -food
    -water
    -tent
    -gps with a huge antenna
    -Fitbit
    -solar powered battery

    • @sion8
      @sion8 5 лет назад +75

      Can't bring snowmobile, as that's transport.

    • @wizardgrape7821
      @wizardgrape7821 5 лет назад

      @@sion8 Huh?

    • @sion8
      @sion8 5 лет назад +38

      @@wizardgrape7821
      He said in the video that a person can only walk, that means any form of transportation is disqualifying.

    • @wizardgrape7821
      @wizardgrape7821 5 лет назад +1

      Does that mean you can't swim because that's not walking?

    • @sion8
      @sion8 5 лет назад +16

      @@wizardgrape7821
      I'm pretty sure, that's why, as far as I can remember, there wasn't that many or at all bodies of water during “the walk”.

  • @AD-ji9ci
    @AD-ji9ci 5 лет назад +114

    "Taking a ferry over a river isn't walking and is cheating."
    Jesus: "hold my water turned into wine."

    • @ShihammeDarc
      @ShihammeDarc 5 лет назад +6

      If you'll use jesus hacks why don't walk across the entire equator then?

  • @unethicaldrinkingwater
    @unethicaldrinkingwater 2 года назад +1

    Longest route idea: start in Cape Town, South Africa and hug the western coast of Africa till Morocco where you cross the strait of Gibraltar into Europe. Walk across Europe then into Turkey. From there, either go into Azerbaijan then straight through Russia or go through all of the middle east (once again along the coast line of the nearest body of water), walk along the Indian ocean coast line, through China then into Russia. From Russia, cross the bearing straight into north America, walk through Alaska, Canada,The US and Mexico then cross the Panama Canal. Get through the Amazon rainforest and end the walk in Terria de Fuego in Chile

  • @cameronlingo2969
    @cameronlingo2969 4 года назад +183

    "I would walk 500 miles and I would walk 500 more. And then walk another 500 miles and then another 500 more. And walk..."

    • @A_cracker14
      @A_cracker14 3 года назад +2

      Canadian lore babbbyyyyyyyyyyyyyy

  • @stockstreamtwitch
    @stockstreamtwitch 5 лет назад +245

    Alright! I'm going to do this walk and VLOG the whole thing!
    Day 1: I have died.

    • @Shhehwhsi24
      @Shhehwhsi24 5 лет назад +5

      lol

    • @Acorn212
      @Acorn212 5 лет назад +10

      This made me laugh so hard I started coughing

    • @raa6504
      @raa6504 5 лет назад +1

      Why do you have to walk through shithole countries of ancient kangz, why no walk through Europe. It would be far less dangerous to walk through all major cultural cities of Europe and set a path to maximize that. RLL, I don't wann get killed by insurgents, hippos and malaria. :(

    • @suwinkhamchaiwong8382
      @suwinkhamchaiwong8382 5 лет назад +1

      GO ON THEN

    • @manbeinganatletifanishard.8625
      @manbeinganatletifanishard.8625 5 лет назад

      F

  • @manvellvn
    @manvellvn 4 года назад +905

    Dear Humans,
    I promise to complete this walk once I finish my university!
    (I’m not joking)
    -wait for me ... Greetings from Armenia 🇦🇲

    • @kyriekuragecs5895
      @kyriekuragecs5895 4 года назад +135

      Just let us know in several social medias, I will watch you to end, lots of luck from Turkey

    • @shourjoe
      @shourjoe 4 года назад +60

      Will remember this comment!

    • @wyleong4326
      @wyleong4326 4 года назад +26

      Manvel Levonyan I wanna join you. When are you finishing uni?

    • @talhaali9132
      @talhaali9132 4 года назад +9

      good luck

    • @Dionyboz
      @Dionyboz 4 года назад +22

      I don't think you will need the university to be honest but if you can make it to the Turkey i will gladly help

  • @hideyoimazu3152
    @hideyoimazu3152 3 года назад

    I really enjoyed this humorous and entertaining piece!

  • @dominicC1964
    @dominicC1964 5 лет назад +245

    Random question, but why is your channel icon a windmill?

    • @XOPOIIIO
      @XOPOIIIO 5 лет назад +10

      I wish to know too.

    • @chris2828
      @chris2828 5 лет назад +63

      I believe it is because hes a big fan of the netherlands, and the windmill is kind of iconic to the country

    • @saaj_uk
      @saaj_uk 5 лет назад +95

      @@chris2828 "big fan" 😂😂 nice pun

    • @dutchstylz5531
      @dutchstylz5531 5 лет назад +1

      @@chris2828 whohoo for the netherlands! -a random dutchie

    • @r6mzy
      @r6mzy 5 лет назад +11

      @@chris2828 You mean North Belgium?

  • @andyyang3963
    @andyyang3963 5 лет назад +153

    1:09 why is she walking in the water when there’s a dry path right next to her 😂😂

    • @dmitrii7661
      @dmitrii7661 5 лет назад +32

      Girl logic

    • @Kavasacation
      @Kavasacation 5 лет назад +32

      cause white girl

    • @shanezenmusic
      @shanezenmusic 5 лет назад +11

      Ground is lava and the water cools it, making it safe to walk

    • @girlsdrinkfeck
      @girlsdrinkfeck 5 лет назад +1

      @@Kavasacation white people who invented everything u mean ? racists r dumb

    • @sanibasic706
      @sanibasic706 5 лет назад +2

      r/notlikeothergirls

  • @caleb7856
    @caleb7856 5 лет назад +81

    So basically bring a riot shield, pistol, water bottle, and some snacks? I better start walking

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +13

      I'd rather bring a canteen and a lifestraw, food with high calories, gear, a backpack, and of course a legal weapon of some sort

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +9

      @Future Senator Karl Pilkington And you'll need to constantly get food as you travel and refilling up your canteen bottles, keep them warm under your clothes during the winter, a must have while travelling through the Sahara Desert (Travel at night), and if you want to travel all the way down to Punta Arenas in Chile on foot, you'll need to cross the Bering Strait during the winter as there should be sea ice to walk on, and then through the Darien Gap as those are your 2 main obstacles.

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +1

      @Future Senator Karl Pilkington Yea true, but it is possible if you're an expert traveller and adventurer.

    • @centauria9122
      @centauria9122 5 лет назад +3

      @Future Senator Karl Pilkington
      Yes, but then you're not travelling the whole way through though, the longest distance could be achieved by starting at the southernmost point in South Africa all the way to Punta Arenas in Chile. To me, I think it is quite logical to already be prepped for the long journey with adequate supply of high calorie vacuumed sealed foods, 1 or 2 water bottles with a lifestraw, First Aid kit, matches, solar charger, easy to make tent, long sleeve clothing, bug repellent, plastics wrap, cup, other gadgets and necessities like navigation and passport into other countries. You would want to be around the Aldan River and the Bering Strait by winter time in time to cross it, so I think it would be best to start in Africa in mid-autumn time in the southern hemisphere as it would be around mid-spring in the north.
      (Note: You will eventually have to resupply on mostly food through your trip and get winter clothing while in Russia)
      If you have a very good survival bag and can manage to carry all the extra weight throughout your journey, you'll last a while.
      The most treacherous part of this journey will be having to go through countries like South Sudan, Syria, the mountainous terrain of East Siberia after Magadan, travelling 1,300 miles towards Uelen, then travelling on sea ice for 60+ miles until reaching mainland Alaska. Then the Darien Gap in Panama/Colombia and would probably stay westward along the Pacific Ocean.
      (I've done some research of my own to navigating some routes, where to go, and thought about any obstacles, when to go, and what kinds of supply and precautions to take prior to the journey.)

    • @G-man47
      @G-man47 5 лет назад +1

      Just wear the Master Chief suit and nothing can kill you. :)

  • @d3nny_s3mpai
    @d3nny_s3mpai 2 года назад +1

    "I've survived the longest walkable journey"
    "We're you killed?"
    "Sadly yes. *But I lived!"*