When I heard 'Step 10: Lights Out', I was imaging "Wait until your opponent is on the cusp of victory. Then punch him right in his smug little face. You'll still lose the game, but HE'LL lose consciousness."
Haha. Seriously though.. I was bringing my wood elves army to a friend who was playing dwarfs. We agreed to a 1000 point game and I sent him my army list in advance. This was supposed to be a learning game for me. When I arrived It turned out he didn't take any runes or shields on his models just to maximize the amount of units he could bring. Then he insisted we should play without the magic fase. I didn't make a big deal out of it so I just said; "Ok, then i'll just replace my 235 pts. Spellweaver with this block Of Eternal guards". He started to argue and make stupid excuses so I just sent with it. During my first turn in the shooting fase, he discovered that all my arrows were armour piercing and suddenly all his warriors had shields. I just packed up my army, gave him the middle finger and told him to grow up. There's nothing more pathetic seeing a grown man behaving like a 12 year old.
I have a friend who tailors necrons for every game.. Fun xmas game for 1000pts each he takes a death star squad that literally didnt take a wound in 7 turns even when we ganged up. He also wonders why none of us ever want to play. Aren't perpetual losers awesome... & btw his other army is a cheesy as fuck eldar grav tank list where nothing dies also.
It's ok to be competitive, but there are people out there who hasn't been taught how to lose growing up. People who ruin game experiences for others because of their huge egoes. It's sad. I play alot of board games with my 6 year old daughter and I do not let her win all the time. In the beginning there was some tears and havoc, but it didn't take long before she started to be glad on others behalf when they won. There's no way I'm gonna let her grow up like a spoiled brat who can't handle resistance.
yeah I didint have a lot of money growing up either I think i bought 3 incubi 2 raiders & 20 warriors played that same army(dark eldar) from when I was about 10 until I was 14/15. Still love the game & I'm 26 now
André Font Yes, i had the same with my little cousin. My family did always let him win, i kinda holded the balance. I was shocked how angry he got about loosing. It may be not look important, but kids learn those values playwise. Just like little animals learn hunting and fighting playwise.
11) If you really want to win, instead of knocking over the table when the lights are our, lift the table with your accomplice and rotate it 180 degrees. Claim that his army is yours, and that you are about to win. This works best when your opponent has a nicely painted army.
I remember being younger and in a gw in a town down south in the uk , I'm from the north and my mother was with me only holiday she accidentally stepped on a custom converted captain this girl had made and left in the middle of the store floor , I felt so bad but it was the chicks fault 😂
Oh wow, you just described the people I've been playing with for years! I know every counter to these bullshit tactics and then they whine because they lost while trying to cheat, which they deny they were doing. It's fantastic!
I remember a funny game i had once, i was playing with 3 other guys, one was eldar, one was chaos, and the other was blood angles and so was I, we spit into two teams with the blood angles on one side and the chaos and eldar on the other, it was terrifying because the chaos guy had a maulerfiend and the eldar guy had a wraith plane thing,(im not to familiar with eldar) after about 20 minutes of getting our asses handed to us by them the chaos guy decided to use a large template weapon, it scattered and hit the wraith plane, he rolled its hits and it instal killed it, so we joined forces and wiped the chaos guy off the map, it was honestly one of the best games of warhammer id ever had
I once rember play a game at one a local hobby store and when my oppenet went out for a phone call and a smoke break i hade an other friend put his ork army on the tabel at one of the edges. It took my oppent a short while to relised that all of a sudden an ork army hade showed up, i camly explained to him that the orks hade only showed up to watch the figth, he rolled with it and said that we should count the orks satisfaction with our moves as the real victory i agreed and we basicly played the rest of match how we belived the orks would want to see it.
Loaded Dice... Now I love those things. I know someone i play against regularly who uses them, but if he has to do something away from the table I switch them. Consistent 1s on Wounds and hits and then double sixes on leadership.
Some people also use the old polecat stink attack, you will find at least one at every tournament: 1. Dont take a shower in the week prior to the game/tournament 2. Do not use perfume or anything to cover the biting smell of old sweat. 3. Get as close to your opponent as possible at any given time and use template weapons alot to have an excuse to come over to his side of the table. 4. Your opponent will try to get the game finished as fast as possible and he will make mistakes in the process. 5. ... 6. PROFIT
Counter-play: bring a can of the foulest body spray you can (probably axe). Explain that he smells a bit ripe, and then when you go to spray him, aim the can discretely at his eyes.
Step 11 is a pre-step where, before the game where you literally hide/stuff as many hq models inside your landraider as possible without telling them before you field your list. so they'd would be unlikely too shoot it because they don't know anythings inside it... e.g. abbadon, kharn and typhus.
Step 1 should have been, get your bird dog to do everything in their power to make sure your opponent doesn't get to the game in the first place and therefore has to concede, making you win by default. That way you don't even have to go through the façade of pretending to even play the game.
I've seen all of this tried; and I've seen all of it failed. 1. I read all rules when invoked. I probably have a copy of your codex memorized. I can probably recite the page your rules are on better than you can, along with a few you didn't even know about. 2. I can count dice at a glance and often catch players using too many; or too few. I might have Asperger's.
MadMage86 im much the same my knowledge of the rules is to good to cheat me out of anything unless your using weighted dice i wouldnt fall for much of this any one that would try this tho is a total douche tho.
You forgot to mention, rolling dice behind terrain pieces and then changing the numbers as you drag them into view. A common cheat tactic that is used by many.
hahaha. old gypsy rule, break a finger after the match for every time a person is caught cheating. it's a great way to keep people playing fair. and great for story telling around the club.
Love the "bird-dog" part, funny stuff. The "GG, it looked like he was winning anyways" part was my very favorite. That would be SO annoying to hear if you were the victim. I think step 11 could very well be the slow-model-pickup that another guy mentioned, where the opponent has to wait an obnoxiously long amount of time to get access to his models on the ground.
step 11 when versing Dave keep referencing that he is a Mormon who plays an army based around being possessed by daemons and workshipping essential devils. Dem feels Dave Dem feels Dem feelz DEME FEELZE
the worst types of comments are the smug 'yeah, i'll let you have that' after a debate on something ambiguous such as line of sight, or weather a dice is cocked, or how many models are under a blast marker. As if their beneficence knows no bounds when you are sure you are correct.
Step 11: If loosing act surprised all of a sudden and "remember" you had some stuff that was meant to be in reserve! Just go grab a couple of units and deep strike em in next turn.
What's funny is I always put out a decoy army before we set up. Then when we start to deploy I grab some of those models then start pulling out all of the ones from my carry boxes that I will actually be using. It's great when you see their faces fall because they min-maxed for what they thought you would be taking rather then what you did. In the occasional case of an opponent who doesn't do this all is fair because he wasn't being a cheatsy barstard.
I just tell peeps my army stays in the trunk of my car until they are done making their list. (to clarify, there's only one army in my car when I go to the gaming store).
Step 11. Report to your nearest commissar to receive the Emperor's Mercy. The mercy isn't for *you*, of course, but mercy for everyone else who will never have to deal with your That-Guy bullshit ever again.
Step 11. Laugh when neither you nor your opponent knows a rule and it gets used. They might not read something important such as a saving throw and screw themselves via apathy.
i can somewhat understand the 1-3 scince that is the one you will most likely get away with if 3 are loaded out of 50 you have. But a cheatet victory will not feel like a real victory lol
Or play like Matt, call out every cocked die that would benefit you while never once doing the same for your opponent, and require to know exactly what your opponent is coming to the table with,
that is the best video, It all works as well. the 11th one is the accidental move, sneeking your HQ into heavy cover or curving the move to get a couple of extra inches. If you correct the possitioning of your piece to give them a better line of sight.
Warhammer is no place for cheating. Even if you won you'll know you didn't actually win. Nothing right with playing dirty, you're just telling yourself you're a shit player
I've a friend called Liz who doesnt have a photographic memory, but she seems to know every rule of every book she has read, including DnD 3.5, 4th, and 5th. She also playus a bunchj of other games like MTG - it's mental how she retains all that knowledge. She's also one of the most brutal (but honest) players I know :P
A step I recently got was Step 11: Use outdated and removed products from the GW line that still use 3rd edition rules. Use these in games and don't tell your opponent about them.
11) Tack on a few extra mm to movement while behind cover and what not, Use your birdog if you have to to distract him, or with small based units, measure from front to back while moving, most people wont even notice
This Was a Hilarious Video. I think You guys should do more of these funny videos again. I want to see more of those gross food challenges again. 🤣🤣🤣 HAPPY WAR GAMING!!!
Better yet, combine the two. Tell them what they did wrong and what models to use WHILE your slowly picking up your models. That way they can't escape your tutoring while they stand around waiting.
Step Eleven: Muscle Spasm - Whenever you get more than one bad roll, look over the dice, put your dominant arm and had over the bad dice, and then fake a muscle spasm to which you move your hands over the dice and roll them to a more favorable number. Best effects done with quick succession (worse case scenario would be your opponent requesting you re-roll, or that YOU make the request)
hmm wonder if I would get any strange looks, having my smartphone in hand, and taking pictures of all the dice pools that he rolls... When asked what I'm doing.. I'll just reply "oh, nothing.. just making sure 18 dice is really 18 dice..."
you are forgetting the home made custom templates for moving and AOEs. make your own ruler where you add 1mm to each inch giving yourself about an extra 1/4 inch, and where the 3" AOEs are about 3.25 inches. Its your 10% rule applied everywhere... LOL. Oh and you can microwave your dice with the 6s on top. the center gets a little soft and moves the weight distribution without modifying the dice on the outside.
When we were younger we had a guy always try and pull the "Mystery Special Rule" trick on us during some Fantasy games. The Warp Lightning Cannon was never so consistent as it was in those days...
You forgot to move your tape measure as you move your models to get another 1 to 2 inches out of the move. Lol knew a guy that did it so religiously that we named the move for him.
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Step 11: Loaded tape measure.
+Sean McDonald What does that mean? Sorry im really stoned
+Sean McDonald Just add a few milimeters in between the lines of each inch. It'll add up.
but inches don't have millimeters...
Can you even buy these? 😂
lmfao, what!?
When I heard 'Step 10: Lights Out', I was imaging "Wait until your opponent is on the cusp of victory. Then punch him right in his smug little face. You'll still lose the game, but HE'LL lose consciousness."
+Overloke LOL
That's exactly what I thought he was going to do
step 11 should be the bird dog replaces the opponents die with loaded die, calling him out and disqualifying them.
Step 11 - Sneak loaded dice, that roll 1's and 2's more often.
Haha.
Seriously though.. I was bringing my wood elves army to a friend who was playing dwarfs. We agreed to a 1000 point game and I sent him my army list in advance. This was supposed to be a learning game for me. When I arrived It turned out he didn't take any runes or shields on his models just to maximize the amount of units he could bring. Then he insisted we should play without the magic fase. I didn't make a big deal out of it so I just said; "Ok, then i'll just replace my 235 pts. Spellweaver with this block Of Eternal guards". He started to argue and make stupid excuses so I just sent with it. During my first turn in the shooting fase, he discovered that all my arrows were armour piercing and suddenly all his warriors had shields. I just packed up my army, gave him the middle finger and told him to grow up. There's nothing more pathetic seeing a grown man behaving like a 12 year old.
I have a friend who tailors necrons for every game.. Fun xmas game for 1000pts each he takes a death star squad that literally didnt take a wound in 7 turns even when we ganged up. He also wonders why none of us ever want to play. Aren't perpetual losers awesome... & btw his other army is a cheesy as fuck eldar grav tank list where nothing dies also.
It's ok to be competitive, but there are people out there who hasn't been taught how to lose growing up. People who ruin game experiences for others because of their huge egoes. It's sad.
I play alot of board games with my 6 year old daughter and I do not let her win all the time. In the beginning there was some tears and havoc, but it didn't take long before she started to be glad on others behalf when they won. There's no way I'm gonna let her grow up like a spoiled brat who can't handle resistance.
Good job Andre, you're a good parent. Hope she blossoms like a rose!
yeah I didint have a lot of money growing up either I think i bought 3 incubi 2 raiders & 20 warriors played that same army(dark eldar) from when I was about 10 until I was 14/15. Still love the game & I'm 26 now
André Font Yes, i had the same with my little cousin. My family did always let him win, i kinda holded the balance. I was shocked how angry he got about loosing. It may be not look important, but kids learn those values playwise. Just like little animals learn hunting and fighting playwise.
11) If you really want to win, instead of knocking over the table when the lights are our, lift the table with your accomplice and rotate it 180 degrees. Claim that his army is yours, and that you are about to win. This works best when your opponent has a nicely painted army.
Step 11: Wonder why nobody wants to play with you anymore.
Step 11: YA CLUB 'EM OVER DA 'EAD 'N STEAL DERE LOOT!!!
XENOS!! FEEL THE WRATH OF THE ALLFATHER!!!
Irondrone4
YES BROTHA!
WAAAAARG!
PVEntertainment you do realize that Papa Nurgle is the true Allfather? i see where your allegiance lies.
Bryan Barcelo
"Greenest is Bestest!"
~Origins for the nurglite ork cult
One does not simply not love ork players. Haha
I feel dirty just watching this...
No, you're right. I need a reality check.
Stephen Henry
Step 11 - never say you're sorry.
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ToastyAwesom A
Khorne would have my skull if I did any of these Tzeentch type of scheming and plotting.
I play Tzeentch. I play a fair games with my 3 of my sons.
Does that mean that my Thousand Sons can cheat? Nice
William Harrison this is why the Wolves burned Prospero >:(
Papa Nurgle wouldn't mind.
Step 11, step on the model that gave you the most grief... accidentally, of course.
Hehehehe
PabloTheGamingPenguin !!!!!
I accidentally stepped on an imperial knight once he left it on the floor it was an accident 😏
ethan bromley Right. An "accident." ;)
I remember being younger and in a gw in a town down south in the uk , I'm from the north and my mother was with me only holiday she accidentally stepped on a custom converted captain this girl had made and left in the middle of the store floor , I felt so bad but it was the chicks fault 😂
Step 11: Burn their house down? Because we don't want their dam lemons!
Lol
lol
im gonna be the man that burned your house down with lemons
-Cave Jhonson
I feel some of the players I play against have been taking this video to heart
Step 11, blind the opponent with your laser tape-measure
final step: turn into a tyranid and eat your opponent.
How is that cheating?
Its against the rules to eat your opponent
Inquisitor Darren What about ripping them apart with adamantine claws
I think you would need to roll-off on it, the rules are a bit murky on the subject, I think...
@@arch758 I looked through the core rule book and found nothing saying you couldn't
Oh wow, you just described the people I've been playing with for years! I know every counter to these bullshit tactics and then they whine because they lost while trying to cheat, which they deny they were doing. It's fantastic!
I remember a funny game i had once, i was playing with 3 other guys, one was eldar, one was chaos, and the other was blood angles and so was I, we spit into two teams with the blood angles on one side and the chaos and eldar on the other, it was terrifying because the chaos guy had a maulerfiend and the eldar guy had a wraith plane thing,(im not to familiar with eldar) after about 20 minutes of getting our asses handed to us by them the chaos guy decided to use a large template weapon, it scattered and hit the wraith plane, he rolled its hits and it instal killed it, so we joined forces and wiped the chaos guy off the map, it was honestly one of the best games of warhammer id ever had
I once rember play a game at one a local hobby store and when my oppenet went out for a phone call and a smoke break i hade an other friend put his ork army on the tabel at one of the edges. It took my oppent a short while to relised that all of a sudden an ork army hade showed up, i camly explained to him that the orks hade only showed up to watch the figth, he rolled with it and said that we should count the orks satisfaction with our moves as the real victory i agreed and we basicly played the rest of match how we belived the orks would want to see it.
Lordofdarkdudes Muller yes
What city is this?
Orks watching a fight and not joining in? You lie, surely
I'll give you this the one with the 11 dice is clever.
Loaded Dice... Now I love those things. I know someone i play against regularly who uses them, but if he has to do something away from the table I switch them. Consistent 1s on Wounds and hits and then double sixes on leadership.
Some people also use the old polecat stink attack, you will find at least one at every tournament:
1. Dont take a shower in the week prior to the game/tournament
2. Do not use perfume or anything to cover the biting smell of old sweat.
3. Get as close to your opponent as possible at any given time and use template weapons alot to have an excuse to come over to his side of the table.
4. Your opponent will try to get the game finished as fast as possible and he will make mistakes in the process.
5. ...
6. PROFIT
It is not okay that this is a viable strategy.
Wait dangit wrong comment
Nurgle guide to victory
So, are you the polecat or the guy who carries a dropper of eucalyptus oil to thwart the Nurgly sodd?
Counter-play: bring a can of the foulest body spray you can (probably axe). Explain that he smells a bit ripe, and then when you go to spray him, aim the can discretely at his eyes.
Step 11 is a pre-step where, before the game where you literally hide/stuff as many hq models inside your landraider as possible without telling them before you field your list. so they'd would be unlikely too shoot it because they don't know anythings inside it... e.g. abbadon, kharn and typhus.
Step 11: victory at gunpoint
This video should be titled:
How to guarantee people won't want to ever play with you.
step 11 hire matt ward
kill them through terrible-lawitis
Step 11: Do everything here to Steve for a game and let us know if it works.
Yes this needs to happen!
This guide is Alpha Legion approved.
Step 1 should have been, get your bird dog to do everything in their power to make sure your opponent doesn't get to the game in the first place and therefore has to concede, making you win by default. That way you don't even have to go through the façade of pretending to even play the game.
Argue every LOS, Measure bases and double check every measurement until they rage quit.
I've seen all of this tried; and I've seen all of it failed.
1. I read all rules when invoked. I probably have a copy of your codex memorized. I can probably recite the page your rules are on better than you can, along with a few you didn't even know about.
2. I can count dice at a glance and often catch players using too many; or too few.
I might have Asperger's.
MadMage86 im much the same my knowledge of the rules is to good to cheat me out of anything unless your using weighted dice i wouldnt fall for much of this any one that would try this tho is a total douche tho.
You most likely do
MadMage86 Yeah same here
r/iamverysmart
What a madlad :O
You forgot to mention, rolling dice behind terrain pieces and then changing the numbers as you drag them into view. A common cheat tactic that is used by many.
It works so damn well though
When all else fails: Get addresses of everyone who normally plays at the location and steal all their armies. Victory by default!
And despite all of this, you have lost consistently to Paul's Tyranids for 7 years running? LOL
It's not serious dude...
Sarcasm is hard to convey through text, but I was being sarcastic.
hahaha. old gypsy rule, break a finger after the match for every time a person is caught cheating. it's a great way to keep people playing fair. and great for story telling around the club.
Is this a jojo's reference
Step 11: CONSUME THEIR PLANET'S BIOMASS AND UTILIZE IT TO BECOME THE ULTIMATE PREDATOR
OMNOMNOMNOMOMOMNOMNOMOMOMOMNOMNOMNOMOMNOMNOMOM
Don't forget the "ignore the points limit" cheat, if your opponent doesn't know the points cost of your units just chuck in some extras
Love the "bird-dog" part, funny stuff. The "GG, it looked like he was winning anyways" part was my very favorite. That would be SO annoying to hear if you were the victim. I think step 11 could very well be the slow-model-pickup that another guy mentioned, where the opponent has to wait an obnoxiously long amount of time to get access to his models on the ground.
step 11 when versing Dave keep referencing that he is a Mormon who plays an army based around being possessed by daemons and workshipping essential devils.
Dem feels Dave
Dem feels
Dem feelz
DEME FEELZE
step 11, tweet your victory before your opponent can access any social media outlet
ALL GLORY TO THE GALACTIC PARTRIDGES, PARTRIDGES #1!
step 11 is the officio assassinorum... kill your opponent and you really did win
the worst types of comments are the smug 'yeah, i'll let you have that' after a debate on something ambiguous such as line of sight, or weather a dice is cocked, or how many models are under a blast marker. As if their beneficence knows no bounds when you are sure you are correct.
Step 1 Play necron.
Step 2.Collect tears.
Step 1: play as necron
Step 2-12: play as necrons with all flying units besides immortals and HQ
step one should have been bring 45+ markerlights
Step 11: If loosing act surprised all of a sudden and "remember" you had some stuff that was meant to be in reserve! Just go grab a couple of units and deep strike em in next turn.
Loved it Dave my abs got a workout from all the laughing i was doing.
Step 1 - play grey Knights
Step 1 - play Eldar
There I fixed it.
step 1 bring a primearch and say u meant 30K models
play tau
FUCKING VAG-FACED FISHPEOPLE!!!! IVE WON 0 GAMES AGAINST THEM WITH MY BLACK TEMPLARS!!!!!!!
+TheRealAdolfHitler dude chill
What's funny is I always put out a decoy army before we set up. Then when we start to deploy I grab some of those models then start pulling out all of the ones from my carry boxes that I will actually be using. It's great when you see their faces fall because they min-maxed for what they thought you would be taking rather then what you did. In the occasional case of an opponent who doesn't do this all is fair because he wasn't being a cheatsy barstard.
I just tell peeps my army stays in the trunk of my car until they are done making their list.
(to clarify, there's only one army in my car when I go to the gaming store).
The Lord of Change approves of this video, you've been noticed and you will be rewarded.
Step 11: Tell your opponent that deep striking as many terminator units as he can field is a sure path to victory.
I love Owen... that jack sauce player.
Step 11: Slowly eat a pie with the words "Khorne" on it.
Step 11. Getting beat up in the parking lot because my opponent takes this game more seriously than I do in a much more terrifying and earnest way
step 11 daemonette of slaanesh cosplay
The new models for daemonettes are scarycreepy
Nicolas Strisovich you have to live in the warp to see their real beauty
HERESY! :P
Nicolas Strisovich NONBEALIVER!!! CHILDREN FO THE EMPEROR KILLL HIM!!!.... OR HER!!!!!
Step 11. Report to your nearest commissar to receive the Emperor's Mercy. The mercy isn't for *you*, of course, but mercy for everyone else who will never have to deal with your That-Guy bullshit ever again.
Step 11: Everyone left you, nobody likes you, they’re all out without you, having fun.
I love how many people are taking this seriously.
Some people in my club usually tries the part about rules, so now everyone has gotten the habbit of looking up the rules when mentioned.
So increadibly evil Dave......... Your my hero.
Can't think of a step 11 as the list is so wonderfully comprehensive already!
I didn't realize that cheating was so prominent. It defeats the purpose of playing.
Step 11: play Codex Space Marines and field multiple chaptermasters so you can launch multiple orbital bombardments
Step 11. Laugh when neither you nor your opponent knows a rule and it gets used. They might not read something important such as a saving throw and screw themselves via apathy.
With my enemies codex on my Android tablet as epub and my killer army, you are owned my friend. That birddog is like a hapless Satan's little helper.
i can somewhat understand the 1-3 scince that is the one you will most likely get away with if 3 are loaded out of 50 you have. But a cheatet victory will not feel like a real victory lol
Of course the chaos player makes this guide
Or play like Matt, call out every cocked die that would benefit you while never once doing the same for your opponent, and require to know exactly what your opponent is coming to the table with,
11. Pull a knife. Work every time
that is the best video, It all works as well. the 11th one is the accidental move, sneeking your HQ into heavy cover or curving the move to get a couple of extra inches. If you correct the possitioning of your piece to give them a better line of sight.
step 1 make a good list
step 2 deploy properly
step 3 use strategy
step 4 pray to RNJesus
step 5 fire for effect
+Tyler Durden
step 5 ???
step 6 profit
Step 11: Report to your nearest commisar for 'moral reconditioning'
honestly I can see 'most' Chaos and Tau players doing these sorta thing
Warhammer is no place for cheating. Even if you won you'll know you didn't actually win. Nothing right with playing dirty, you're just telling yourself you're a shit player
when you encounter that one guy with a photographic memory who owns all the codex's and the rule book.
I've a friend called Liz who doesnt have a photographic memory, but she seems to know every rule of every book she has read, including DnD 3.5, 4th, and 5th. She also playus a bunchj of other games like MTG - it's mental how she retains all that knowledge. She's also one of the most brutal (but honest) players I know :P
The old measure it put aside the tape and move as far as you want. Been used against me lots.
Step 11:
Find a new gamestore to play at, where they dont know you yet
Step 11: get Birddog to pick up twin-linked lasgun(flashlights) and blind your oppoment to turn enemy dice to lower
Step 11: Exterminatus
I’m laughing so hard I feel like I’m dying OMG awesome sauce in a awesome sandwich does not come near this fracking awesome video. Love it
looks to me that bird dog is the ultimate devil's advocate
A step I recently got was Step 11: Use outdated and removed products from the GW line that still use 3rd edition rules. Use these in games and don't tell your opponent about them.
step 1 play khorne daemonkin
step 2 wait for units to be killed
step 3 summon bloodthirster
step 4 win!
11) Tack on a few extra mm to movement while behind cover and what not, Use your birdog if you have to to distract him, or with small based units, measure from front to back while moving, most people wont even notice
THAT IS HERESY. Which is a good thing. Thanks fellow Chaos Champion.
This Was a Hilarious Video. I think You guys should do more of these funny videos again. I want to see more of those gross food challenges again. 🤣🤣🤣 HAPPY WAR GAMING!!!
Better yet, combine the two. Tell them what they did wrong and what models to use WHILE your slowly picking up your models. That way they can't escape your tutoring while they stand around waiting.
Step 11 if all else fails bring a high powered vacuum cleaner. It's seen as stupidity when you do it to your own models.
step 11: tell the other player if they had won You where going to buy them a titan for Xmas
Step Eleven: Muscle Spasm - Whenever you get more than one bad roll, look over the dice, put your dominant arm and had over the bad dice, and then fake a muscle spasm to which you move your hands over the dice and roll them to a more favorable number. Best effects done with quick succession (worse case scenario would be your opponent requesting you re-roll, or that YOU make the request)
Making battle reports for miniwargaming is a good start too. I’ve seen Dave cheat as well as Steve in AOS.
Looking like you got a little sun there, Dave.
hmm wonder if I would get any strange looks, having my smartphone in hand, and taking pictures of all the dice pools that he rolls...
When asked what I'm doing.. I'll just reply "oh, nothing.. just making sure 18 dice is really 18 dice..."
Step 11: get your opponent done for heresy
you are forgetting the home made custom templates for moving and AOEs.
make your own ruler where you add 1mm to each inch giving yourself about an extra 1/4 inch, and where the 3" AOEs are about 3.25 inches. Its your 10% rule applied everywhere... LOL. Oh and you can microwave your dice with the 6s on top. the center gets a little soft and moves the weight distribution without modifying the dice on the outside.
when you end up playing a rule commissar. who consistently calls you on your shit.
Well done for showing what sarcasm is.. :D I know it's a difficult concept, but Dave was pointing out what NOT to do. Good job Dave!!!
You'd never guess Dave was a Chaos player, would you? :p
When we were younger we had a guy always try and pull the "Mystery Special Rule" trick on us during some Fantasy games. The Warp Lightning Cannon was never so consistent as it was in those days...
step 11: make them feel like their army is nothing but garbage.
Or make condescending remarks on what they should have done during the entire game instead, or unit choices they 'poorly' chose.
You forgot to move your tape measure as you move your models to get another 1 to 2 inches out of the move. Lol knew a guy that did it so religiously that we named the move for him.
I wonder how many eldar/tau alliance players watched this.
i heared there are some guys out there who have bad table manners flips the lights out and crash the table !
OH NO WHAT HAVE IM DONE move !