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  • @bencebiro6742
    @bencebiro6742 3 года назад +3209

    "WHERE IS THE LAMB SAUCE!?"
    "I crossed it out"

    • @veryhot3007
      @veryhot3007 3 года назад

      Ohhhhh...........
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @viral_fingers
      @viral_fingers 3 года назад +2

      Yippee! Merry Christmas 🎄

    • @Trowo
      @Trowo 3 года назад +1

      Lmfao

    • @FishCantFly
      @FishCantFly 3 года назад

      @@veryhot3007 ?

    • @seanhartnett79
      @seanhartnett79 3 года назад

      Lol

  • @babishculinaryuniverse
    @babishculinaryuniverse 3 года назад +17340

    3:17 honestly just made me realize I need more tattoos...

    • @joel-eb8to
      @joel-eb8to 3 года назад +161

      HAHAHA

    • @pseudofiev4707
      @pseudofiev4707 3 года назад +727

      How does an 8 million subscriber channel not have a verified checkmark?

    • @babishculinaryuniverse
      @babishculinaryuniverse 3 года назад +872

      @@pseudofiev4707 Hmm good question, I had one before!

    • @nazarboghosian
      @nazarboghosian 3 года назад +48

      @@babishculinaryuniverse make nipples of Venus I forgot which movie it’s from but it’ll fun

    • @nazarboghosian
      @nazarboghosian 3 года назад +7

      @@babishculinaryuniverse np

  • @Sour_Soap
    @Sour_Soap Год назад +2356

    I attend a Culinary Arts program and our instructor is one of the most skilled and talented chef I’ve seen first hand. When we asked him what he’d make for himself we expected to hear appetizing french words and a glass of fine wine, he said his usual meal is a meat lovers Red Baron pizza, 2 cigarettes and SunnyD. After that my respect for him only increased

    • @LimakPan
      @LimakPan Год назад +228

      Only until you start doing the job yourself and realize that cooking for 9 to 11 hours a day for work makes you so sick of it you can't be arsed to cook for yourself at home :/

    • @jbthestoner5504
      @jbthestoner5504 Год назад +131

      Same reason mechanics always drive beat up piece of crap cars. When you do it for someone else, you don't have the energy to do it for yourself.

    • @timbuckthe2nd642
      @timbuckthe2nd642 Год назад +13

      Oh my god I got heartburn from just reading that. Pizza and sunnyD lmfao

    • @perryborn2777
      @perryborn2777 Год назад +29

      Relatable
      I cook for a living, so when I get home I never want to actually cook
      Most of the time I heat up a frozen pizza or burrito, make a basic sandwich, or just eat out/order in. Besides that I just eat my free meal from work

    • @Guardian_Arias
      @Guardian_Arias Год назад +30

      @@jbthestoner5504 In addition to not having the energy to fix the car yourself, you refuse to pay someone else to fix it for you at three times the cost of the parts and you know the likelihood of it actually getting fixed the first time correctly is pretty low anyways. I just buy brand new cars straight from the lot, its easier to keep up with regular mx and make the car last 10 years without a single major repair not to mention the piece of mind and the overall similar cost.

  • @ThyLLiS-
    @ThyLLiS- 3 года назад +847

    "Mise en place which is the French for forgetting half the shit you need".
    Can't stop laughing.

    • @willconcord
      @willconcord 2 месяца назад +2

      i came looking for this exact comment! lol

  • @Silvkrys
    @Silvkrys 3 года назад +8474

    As a former chef, Jack Daniel's and frozen pizza were a staple.

    • @Deliciousniggasauce
      @Deliciousniggasauce 3 года назад +239

      Wouldn't it be really hard to eat if its frozen?

    • @Silvkrys
      @Silvkrys 3 года назад +502

      @@Deliciousniggasauce it's got a nice crunch

    • @Assassin5671000
      @Assassin5671000 3 года назад +117

      @@Deliciousniggasauce Well yeah that's why you freeze the pizza in the first place

    • @MatthewSmith-sz1yq
      @MatthewSmith-sz1yq 3 года назад +154

      Yeah, I kind of figure it's like a mechanic's car, usually they get tired of working on cars so much that when their own breaks down, they just do the cheapest and easiest fix possible. Usually involving a mix of duct tape and WD40.
      In a way, being a mechanic means you get to really know what counts as "barely functional" in a car, and you just keep the car like that, much like I'd imagine chefs get to know what is "barely safe to eat", and will then make only that for themselves.

    • @Ehh.....
      @Ehh..... 3 года назад +27

      @@Deliciousniggasauce Pour the Jack over it to thaw it a little.

  • @t.estable3856
    @t.estable3856 3 года назад +3066

    "Frozen Pizza and Jack Daniels." Can confirm the accuracy of this statement.

    • @Ermy1996
      @Ermy1996 3 года назад +189

      Very fucking true. after a 10 hours shift the LAST thing in the world you do is coooking even more for yourself

    • @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow
      @TheBiggestMoronYouKnow 3 года назад +79

      Even if I’m not working a long as shift. When cooking for other people I just don’t want to eat it lmao. I’ll just have a glass of water. Something about cooking makes me not hungry

    • @Ermy1996
      @Ermy1996 3 года назад +3

      @@TheBiggestMoronYouKnow same.

    • @thegrassisbluer09
      @thegrassisbluer09 3 года назад +84

      I graduated from Dishpit College of Not So Fine Arts 13 years ago and have held chef jobs for 5. Thinking back on how many frozen pizzas I've had with whiskey at 1am is truly terrifying.

    • @rdowg
      @rdowg 3 года назад +9

      Dont forget the blow!

  • @Sugah2
    @Sugah2 3 года назад +543

    "Nope, frozen pizza and Jack Daniels"
    As a professional cook, I heavily relate. My diet is chicken sandwiches and hennessy.

    • @TainyaGaming
      @TainyaGaming 3 года назад +22

      Cheap fastfood and high-proof alcohol

  • @smalltime0
    @smalltime0 2 года назад +650

    I was in hospital literally 3 days ago with cracked ribs, it hurts to laugh, but this is the best 5 minute torture session ever.

  • @kman193
    @kman193 3 года назад +2721

    As the kid of two professional chefs, I can say that this is the most accurate thing I’ve ever seen. “Oh ur parents are chefs you eat so well” bro I’ve had frozen food for like three days in arow

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 3 года назад +535

      Can't say I blame them. Last thing I'd want to do after spending 8 hours cooking is to come home and cook

    • @balloon3503
      @balloon3503 3 года назад +139

      But I don't see anyone complaining about having a floor at work and coming back home to be met by a floor.

    • @kman193
      @kman193 3 года назад +127

      @@naverilllang oh no I don’t either I jus find it funny how one of friends mom can’t cook and he always complains and says I’m lucky and I’m like we don’t eat like full 5 stars meals every night lmao

    • @caleviwin
      @caleviwin 3 года назад +31

      My best friends parents are also chefs but dont work in the industry anymore. Can confirm they ate a lot of ichiban.

    • @skreamoshi
      @skreamoshi 3 года назад +11

      @@caleviwin I dont know why but i guess that when you go to your friend house his parent cook top quality meals 😂

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +23725

    Wait we got more than 2 uploads in 17 months

  • @dromedda6810
    @dromedda6810 3 года назад +446

    collage student here, have never cooked in my entire life, parents live on the otherside of the country. and i just spent a week eating cereal and bologna straight from the package..
    this really helped me out, i now eat cereal WITH milk and bologna from a plate instead.

    • @willy4170
      @willy4170 2 года назад +5

      Yes bologna is a cold cut, so actually it is supposed to be eaten straight out of the package or better, in a sandwich, not to be cooked in any way

    • @Gooong
      @Gooong Год назад +5

      Pan fry the bologna! Cut an X in the middle of the bologna to vent and stop it from curling up. Taste better fried if you are eating it by itself. Most mechanically separated meats, like spam and deli turkey, taste better fried except maybe those Asian fish meatballs.

    • @DeathSc00p
      @DeathSc00p 11 месяцев назад +4

      How's the studying of collages going?

    • @dromedda6810
      @dromedda6810 11 месяцев назад +6

      @@DeathSc00p I glued my hands together in the first week. So I had to drop out. Who knew gluing pictures was soo hard.. I'm now incredibly religious instead.

  • @Novafan
    @Novafan Год назад +46

    a skill thats overlooked whenever people get into cooking is the actual ingredient buying part. you need to learn how to identify a ripe veggie/fruit, good meat and fish, what veggies and fruits ripen at home, what veggies and fruits dont ripen and only get worse at home.

  • @samwichvr485
    @samwichvr485 3 года назад +3141

    The "Neeoooow" at the beginning was the best thing ever.

  • @Sage-et6ce
    @Sage-et6ce 3 года назад +12820

    Everything he's saying about professional chefs is 100 accurate. Now forgive me I must return to my "coping mechanism"

    • @Jakke5000
      @Jakke5000 3 года назад +32

      Yes

    • @orionterron99
      @orionterron99 3 года назад +118

      At papa johns our coping mechanism was rum

    • @JacobWalker909
      @JacobWalker909 3 года назад +15

      One hundred accurate

    • @aprilkoyyen7720
      @aprilkoyyen7720 3 года назад +126

      If you work fast food, you start coping Before your shift, not after.

    • @k_tess
      @k_tess 3 года назад +7

      @@aprilkoyyen7720 yep

  • @TheMacPanther0
    @TheMacPanther0 3 года назад +106

    "Frozen pizza and jack daniels"
    The most accurate statement in this video.
    -Former fancy professional cook.

  • @ThisismineIguess
    @ThisismineIguess Год назад +40

    When looking up recipes, I always recommend reading comments. People often suggest adjustments, and I've avoided things like stupid amounts of baking powder, too much sugar/salt - or even received helpful tips on additions or other things. Normally comment fields are minefields but on recipes, just look for the ones that aren't OMG RECIPE SO GOOD GRUG LIKE COOK

  • @SeaGLGaming
    @SeaGLGaming 3 года назад +4197

    This was awful. Still lonely, now broke, and my pantry is full of ingredients that I can't pronounce.

    • @sekoseko5539
      @sekoseko5539 3 года назад +2

      Ohhhhh...........
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @dr.velious5411
      @dr.velious5411 3 года назад +5

      Mizuame syrup.

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

    • @thetechnovoid
      @thetechnovoid 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vP3rYUNmrgU/видео.html This is amazing!

    • @MrHesdan
      @MrHesdan 3 года назад +13

      You should go pro now.

  • @Patterrz
    @Patterrz 3 года назад +11425

    "serves 2" OH HO WE WILL SEE ABOUT THAT

    • @BossuJmek2k18
      @BossuJmek2k18 3 года назад +236

      "serves 2" Me: *the fat controller laughed* you are wrong.

    • @Wertsir
      @Wertsir 3 года назад +145

      “Serves 8” are you challenging me?

    • @hughlevantjames905
      @hughlevantjames905 3 года назад +50

      The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

    • @Asummersdaydreamer14
      @Asummersdaydreamer14 3 года назад +13

      my cheap instant ramen of choice has a serving size of 2, so it CAN serve two even if two looks more like my one lazy self

    • @JD-jl4yy
      @JD-jl4yy 3 года назад +23

      @@hughlevantjames905 uh, based department?

  • @gogauze
    @gogauze 2 года назад +20

    I have three chef friends, and they all rely on some combination of preprepared frozen foods and alcohol to meet their daily caloric needs. Chicken nuggets and vodka also seems to be popular.

  • @tntTom174
    @tntTom174 5 месяцев назад +5

    I was a chef for a period of time and while making lush dishes at work was something to be proud of, the burnout at home was immense and this video is on point. Now I'm not a chef anymore, and my love for home cooking is back. And while I'd never come back to professional kitchen, knowing ins and outs of it, is damn handy at home in many ways and it also became pleasure of mine again as bonus.

  • @JonkariP
    @JonkariP 3 года назад +14595

    Thank you saving my date night

    • @hughlevantjames905
      @hughlevantjames905 3 года назад +115

      i havent paid my taxes in 30 years and i smell like a dirty air vent

    • @BubblingOnion
      @BubblingOnion 3 года назад +12

      hello jonkari.

    • @hughlevantjames905
      @hughlevantjames905 3 года назад +9

      The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

    • @phumkhmertv2028
      @phumkhmertv2028 3 года назад +10

      @@hughlevantjames905 Your point is....?

    • @sn4pi
      @sn4pi 3 года назад +24

      Only question left: is she into you?

  • @pivotgurl
    @pivotgurl 3 года назад +10001

    Personally, the most difficult part of following a recipe is sifting through the author's entire life story to find the actual instructions.

    • @tomlxyz
      @tomlxyz Год назад +42

      Those exist?

    • @mikshinee87
      @mikshinee87 Год назад +810

      I hate online mums doing that. I DON'T CARE that your son loves this cake and that your daughter won a swimming contest. I'm not your family or friend. Please just give me the recipe. If the story is somewhat related to what is being cooked like "this was a popular dish during the Great Depression because X was unavailable at the time " then fine, I've at least learned something. But I couldn't give a rat's behind about your little darlings and their eating habits.

    • @raerohan4241
      @raerohan4241 Год назад +263

      @@tomlxyz Have you never looked up a recipe online? Most of them are contained within food blogs - and the things about food blogs is that, about 75% of the time, the author spends more time talking about their life instead of the food 😓

    • @keco185
      @keco185 Год назад +222

      @@mikshinee87 There's actually a reason for the stories. Recipes on their own aren't protected by copyright, by adding the story to it you can protect what you've written under copyright laws.

    • @MarcelaElviraTimis
      @MarcelaElviraTimis Год назад +4

      Preach!

  • @kylewagner9995
    @kylewagner9995 2 года назад +8

    As a cook i 100% agree with this. Especially the part about only eating frozen pizza. I will put in the time to make all of the custumers food as good as I can inluding making fresh hollandaise or fresh alfredo sauce but after my shift will go to a gas station and buy a premade ham and cheese sandwich cause i simply don't feel like doing the 10 seconds worth of work which is putting ham and cheese on bread

  • @seanharvey7092
    @seanharvey7092 Год назад +7

    I’m half convinced that this man has definitely worked in a kitchen before. The pizza and Jack Daniels reference was too accurate.

  • @mattr8750
    @mattr8750 3 года назад +2512

    "so that your friends think your life is going better than it actually is"
    Isn't that the point of every insta post?

    • @trumpatier
      @trumpatier 3 года назад +63

      Pretty much. That's why I don't participate in the shallowness that is Instagram or staging pictures for Facebook.

    • @builder229
      @builder229 3 года назад

      Yes

    • @prajwalkrishnabhat5539
      @prajwalkrishnabhat5539 3 года назад +29

      @@trumpatier ooooo what an elite. I mean I also don't post things on insta and facebook but not because it's shallow, but because I don't have friends and Also my life isn't that great. But posting stuff is a good way to keep memories of ur friends as every year the ai of social media will remind you that that happened and u may have a chuckle.

    • @trumpatier
      @trumpatier 3 года назад +19

      @@prajwalkrishnabhat5539 that's the thing. Almost everyone posting stuff that makes their life look really great.. doesn't have a really great life. They do it to make it seem that way for likes, when it's usually the opposite.
      Everyone posts only their best parts of their lives, not the bad stuff. So it seems like everyone on these platforms is living way better and with more friends than you.

    • @prajwalkrishnabhat5539
      @prajwalkrishnabhat5539 3 года назад +15

      @@trumpatier all the young people do that to get internet clout and feel people care about their life or something. But people of the older generation like my mom, for example, post things on facebook so that it's a memory that can be seen by all her friends that she can't physically meet. It also becomes a good way to start a conversation and will help stay in touch. Again, the algorithm will also periodically remind her that the post exists and she can have a good chuckle remembering it.

  • @mugglesarecooltoo
    @mugglesarecooltoo 3 года назад +7663

    Number one tip: "stir occasionally" means STIR CONSTANTLY OR IT WILL BURN FAST.

    • @blabla903
      @blabla903 3 года назад +563

      Your heat is too high

    • @pauliiizweipunktnull
      @pauliiizweipunktnull 3 года назад +216

      everything milk that says "stir constantly" is "heat it with dish towel". I don't have the patience to stir for 3 minutes when I can just wait for half an hour.

    • @Nukestarmaster
      @Nukestarmaster 3 года назад +381

      @@blabla903 I don't understand, you want me to use _less_ fire?

    • @dexterzablocki6903
      @dexterzablocki6903 3 года назад +4

      For me it’s the opposite lol

    • @zackbozz269
      @zackbozz269 2 года назад +3

      @@blabla903 Yo

  • @bohdanlevko9558
    @bohdanlevko9558 3 года назад +11

    Man, this guy's humor is the best thing ever

  • @NealKlein
    @NealKlein Год назад +3

    When a video with *really* casual graphics makes me laugh this much this quickly this consistently, I have to tip my hat to that delivery. Great comedic writing.

  • @ricardotrocado603
    @ricardotrocado603 3 года назад +17486

    I'm a chef.
    I never have been so offended by something I totally agree with.

    • @kleinbottled79
      @kleinbottled79 3 года назад +721

      Ex chef here, the part about frozen pizza and Jack Daniels was frighteningly accurate. I didn't start cooking well for myself regularly until I stopped cooking professionally. Now I cook for myself and my family all the time and it's just relaxing.

    • @MaximusBacon
      @MaximusBacon 3 года назад +203

      @@kleinbottled79 Exactly! I made my own comment above about that statement. I make food all day and almost every night for my wife but I can’t put any effort into it for myself. I could just double the ingredients and eat what I’m making her but I resort to a can of sardines or a bologna sandwich instead.

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 3 года назад +183

      @@kleinbottled79 You don't even need to do it as a job. I love cooking... for people. Otherwise it's a chore and I eat Ramen... Feeding people is fun. Feeding myself is a task, like getting the trash out or cleaning the windows.

    • @janglinsoul
      @janglinsoul 3 года назад +3

      same

    • @MrDoomBom
      @MrDoomBom 3 года назад +9

      Do you have tattoos? Is it popular among chefs?

  • @magnusnate6099
    @magnusnate6099 3 года назад +1659

    Classic Jamie hitting us with the ol “don’t upload for two months then upload twice in a week”

    • @sekoseko5539
      @sekoseko5539 3 года назад

      Ohhhhh.........
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @brightmong7290
      @brightmong7290 3 года назад +15

      @@sekoseko5539 The fact that you spammed this post is kind of annoying

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

    • @thetechnovoid
      @thetechnovoid 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vP3rYUNmrgU/видео.html This is amazing!

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

  • @jasonkuntzman1185
    @jasonkuntzman1185 Год назад +9

    im in culinary school and this helped more than my classes /lh also cannot eat preprepared foods like boxed mac n cheese or frozen meals normally anymore bc it feels like cheating, im going to do it anyway though because taking 2 hours out of my morning to make pancakes from scratch yesterday was the worst decision ever.

  • @polcumaku3546
    @polcumaku3546 Год назад +4

    “Add a glug of olive oil”
    *Adds the whole entire bottle *

  • @jordanarnold6783
    @jordanarnold6783 3 года назад +3699

    "Nope: frozen pizza and Jack Daniels."
    God, truer words never spoken.

    • @stephans1990
      @stephans1990 3 года назад +117

      True that! I have never seen a more sad fridge than at my friends place who's parents had a restaurant! If you really think that after a long week of hard work you are going to prepare a restaurant quality meal for yourself on your day off, you are going to have a bad time!

    • @edwardvermillion8807
      @edwardvermillion8807 3 года назад +25

      @@stephans1990 *something about barefoot cobbler's kids...

    • @cameron.t
      @cameron.t 3 года назад +3

      More like Burnett’s

    • @SporeTres
      @SporeTres 3 года назад +21

      As a baker, I never store bread or cake in my home.

    • @valentinscheppach1712
      @valentinscheppach1712 3 года назад +1

      But honestly that sounds pretty great

  • @ethangreen5416
    @ethangreen5416 3 года назад +17672

    I just love how the art style hasn’t changed after 4 years, he remained true to being casual.

  • @SaucyTacos2001
    @SaucyTacos2001 2 года назад +8

    the cookbook for christmas and forearm tattoos are dangerously true and it’s making me regret my life decisions

  • @flankana
    @flankana 3 года назад +6

    i love how the oven in the background is smoking when he's having the wine

  • @Joe.y007
    @Joe.y007 3 года назад +8411

    'Your chicken is so dry, that even Africa is willing to donate some water'

    • @bitchpls8506
      @bitchpls8506 3 года назад +78

      HAHAHAHHA

    • @zvezdavan
      @zvezdavan 3 года назад +171

      This was actually funny but you’re implying the entirety of Africa is poor/in need of water. Which it isn’t. It’s a. Continent with countries in it not a country itself

    • @Yetipfote
      @Yetipfote 3 года назад +494

      @@zvezdavan it's a.

    • @coolkid7029
      @coolkid7029 3 года назад +446

      @@zvezdavan joke

    • @ry4N__________________________
      @ry4N__________________________ 3 года назад +359

      @@zvezdavan are you.

  • @DoctorSakr
    @DoctorSakr 3 года назад +767

    "Your chicken is so rubbery, that Michelin asked for the recipe"

    • @goober5617
      @goober5617 3 года назад +5

      Underrated

    • @redstranger6772
      @redstranger6772 3 года назад +2

      “How to get a Michelin Star 2020 *STILL WORKING*”

    • @hommhommhomm
      @hommhommhomm 3 года назад

      daiumn

    • @shoobzy3431
      @shoobzy3431 3 года назад +1

      Hehe I get it...cuz you know michelin is a tire company..... *why did that take me so long to get*

  • @oorsmaal3173
    @oorsmaal3173 Год назад +2

    This is too accurate

  • @9zxn
    @9zxn 2 года назад +4

    the final meal's score is basically just this megamind scene:
    "Whats the difference between a villain and a supervillain?"
    "PRESENTATION!!!"

  • @Masterassissan1
    @Masterassissan1 3 года назад +6672

    2020 is weird asf
    People dying left and right
    We're in a pandemic
    Our mans uploaded twice in a month

    • @hughlevantjames905
      @hughlevantjames905 3 года назад +83

      The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

    • @JhuanVSales
      @JhuanVSales 3 года назад +95

      I was really confused when I saw a new video. "Wtf it hasn't been 6 months since the last one?????????"

    • @janknoblich4129
      @janknoblich4129 3 года назад +61

      Twice in a week lol

    • @lucasadilla
      @lucasadilla 3 года назад +22

      Twice in a week

    • @feelingnether158
      @feelingnether158 3 года назад +9

      I know right wtf this month is totally broken

  • @floodtreader9147
    @floodtreader9147 3 года назад +11712

    Been a chef for 14 years professionally, 1.fucking nailed it this is hilarious
    2. There’s no 2

    • @Guztav1337
      @Guztav1337 3 года назад +362

      1. Three things
      2. Been a chef for 14 years professionally
      3. fucking nailed it this is hilarious
      4. I said three things.

    • @bernardok
      @bernardok 3 года назад +111

      Bro u literally have a jet picture, do u work 2 jobs simultaneously?
      do u cook in the fucking jet?
      do you use the jet engine as the stove?

    • @I-can-not-art
      @I-can-not-art 3 года назад +209

      @@bernardok with that logic shrdlu’s job is *S*

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 3 года назад +181

      @@bernardok ah yes I'm a mountain,

    • @justden4920
      @justden4920 3 года назад +49

      @@bernardok looks like i am only thirteen and i am a professional hacker

  • @davidbaranj2920
    @davidbaranj2920 Год назад +1

    This guy literally made my day go from 0 to 100, thank you.

  • @mastod0n1
    @mastod0n1 Год назад +3

    3:39 this is so very true. I have all the knowledge and skills to make amazing food at home but none of the desire after a 10hr kitchen shift. And then I'm either too hungover on my days off or have leftovers that I don't want to go to waste.

  • @StickStabber
    @StickStabber 3 года назад +1880

    "prolonging starvation for one day"
    yeah that's one way to call eating

    • @user-od8vh4bj1y
      @user-od8vh4bj1y 3 года назад

      Ohhhhh............
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

    • @keitharoh07
      @keitharoh07 3 года назад +11

      If you only and can only eat once a day then yeah

    • @RJrules64
      @RJrules64 3 года назад +2

      welcome to the joke, we're glad you finally made it here

    • @blakebell8533
      @blakebell8533 3 года назад

      @@user-od8vh4bj1y What does this have to do with anything

  • @carol-anns1549
    @carol-anns1549 3 года назад +4224

    "If I'm a professional chef, all the food I make for myself will be delicious. - Nope, frozen pizza and jack daniel's"
    As a chef.......... that hits so close to home. Imma finish my frozen pizza and meditate on it.

    • @in_vulkan_we_trust4904
      @in_vulkan_we_trust4904 2 года назад +80

      There was a Mac Donald's and a subway between a restaurant I used to work at and my flat. I've eaten at these two places more times in 6 months than I've had in any other fast food for the rest of my life.

    • @TheOnceAndOnceOnly
      @TheOnceAndOnceOnly 2 года назад +62

      I was so called out by that I had to stop the video and ponder if I felt offended or understood

    • @elickson7340
      @elickson7340 2 года назад +103

      We have a proverb in Argentina "en casa de herrero, cuchillo de palo" (in blacksmith's house, wooden knife) it means literally that, that professionals don't often use or own the things they make

    • @Potkanka
      @Potkanka 2 года назад +51

      @@elickson7340 That's really interesting, we have something similar in Czech: "Kovářova kobyla chodí bosa." (A blacksmith's mare goes barefoot.)

    • @Nogu3
      @Nogu3 2 года назад +20

      Jokes on you all I finish my shift at 2am and have nowhere to eat so I just starve!

  • @user-le8ul4nr5t
    @user-le8ul4nr5t Год назад +53

    Fun fact: to make fries, you actually want a dull knife. It leaves a rougher texture on the potato which means the fry will be a bit crunchier.
    It's not necessary, of course, and other things like the kind of potato or how you cook the fries will have a much greater effect on the final product. But if you can help it, don't sharpen your knife right before cutting your fries.

    • @ezgolf1764
      @ezgolf1764 Год назад +3

      Just boil to rough it up

    • @JapethSierra
      @JapethSierra Год назад +3

      blanche in water with a lil bit of vinegar, dull knives be dangerous af

    • @lunafreed
      @lunafreed Год назад +1

      @@JapethSierra not that dangerous when it can't even cut your skin

    • @JapethSierra
      @JapethSierra Год назад

      @@lunafreed well if it can't cut you then I doubt it can cut anything else either, meaning more pressure and power that you have to use, which means that it will be able to cut you then. Which is more dangerous, a knife that has alot of power applied on it to be able to cut products and your skin or a sharp knife with minimal power applied that you have full control of?

    • @lunafreed
      @lunafreed Год назад +1

      @@JapethSierra it can cut meat (not chicken or pig skin though, I had to force it) and vegetables (carrots, onions, potatoes and such)
      I don't have to force it either (can cut fine with the slicing motion but not with the chopping motion)
      It can't cut my skin even if I tap the edge on my hand repeatedly

  • @captain_arbiter3167
    @captain_arbiter3167 Год назад +2

    “Saran wrap over the smoke detector.”
    I feel VERY called out lol

  • @vidblogger12
    @vidblogger12 3 года назад +803

    “Whatever you did wrong, don’t feel bad about it. Just write it down, click one star, and hit submit review.”
    Ah, I see he’s seen every cooking website ever.

    • @sekoseko5539
      @sekoseko5539 3 года назад

      Ohhhhh........
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

    • @thetechnovoid
      @thetechnovoid 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/vP3rYUNmrgU/видео.html This is amazing!

    • @weirdchamp4601
      @weirdchamp4601 3 года назад +13

      This reply section is sad

  • @Vok250
    @Vok250 3 года назад +2084

    These days the hardest part about online recipes is that the author has to tell you their entire life story, ask for your browser cookies, ask you to subscribe to their newsletter, and show some banner ads from 1994 before you actually get to the damn recipe.

    • @veryhot2382
      @veryhot2382 3 года назад

      Ohhhhh.....
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @starandfox601
      @starandfox601 3 года назад +16

      Or just type it on RUclips skipping most that and getting a video guide with recipe.
      But also being limited on cretain recipes.

    • @kizilm5315
      @kizilm5315 3 года назад +89

      Before i tell you how to boil water
      This blog is sponsored by aids shalow legegegnds

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +54

      Before you can get to the recipe, here’s a 2,000 word essay about Tacos, an ad for my newsletter, and like two regular pop up ads

    • @zapp279
      @zapp279 3 года назад +50

      Been pissed about that forever now. The worst is when they put the ingredient list above their life blog then how to cook it after. So you cant just scroll till you see the list.

  • @krazyking12345
    @krazyking12345 2 года назад +7

    As a chef, when he said "all the food you make for yourself will be delicious! Nope, frozen pizza and jack Daniels." Man that sent me. Really hit home

  • @wethemprod
    @wethemprod 2 года назад +7

    00:01 - already laughed

  • @mahirorigami
    @mahirorigami 3 года назад +7350

    Glass cutting boards are the worst

    • @m-series5112
      @m-series5112 3 года назад +2

      😘😘ruclips.net/video/vZYWrTpe0ZI/видео.html

    • @rionthemagnificent2971
      @rionthemagnificent2971 3 года назад +81

      that's the joke.jpeg

    • @Seanthefox
      @Seanthefox 3 года назад +315

      Oh boy I can't wait to eat glass shards and dust with my steak!

    • @shoriansudip4671
      @shoriansudip4671 3 года назад +194

      Wait, glass cutting board is a real thing?

    • @peterpan4038
      @peterpan4038 3 года назад +250

      @@shoriansudip4671 They are, and their only upside is how easy they are to clean.

  • @TeamTwiistz
    @TeamTwiistz 3 года назад +2720

    It's like he has a Camera in my house lmaoo

  • @ChimpanzeeUltra
    @ChimpanzeeUltra Год назад +1

    Simple pizza recipe.
    Preparations (for two pizzas):
    Dough:
    Water (1 glass)
    Wheat flour (2 cups)
    Salt (teaspoon)
    Sugar (teaspoon)
    Instant yeast (2.5 teaspoons = 15 grams)
    Sauce:
    Water (0.75 cups)
    Black pepper (0.5 teaspoon)
    Tomato paste (4 heaping teaspoons)
    Garlic (1-2 cloves)
    Onion (50-100 grams)
    Basil (I have dried, I haven’t tried it with fresh, 2 teaspoons)
    What's on top:
    I did without cheese, it was also delicious thanks to the sauce.
    Cheese (some kind of easily melting. You can take 2 different ones, but so that they are different, 1 is salty, the other is not very salty)
    Sausage (peperoni)
    You can add a few slices of tomatoes as I did
    Cooking:
    - 1. Knead the dough -
    Mix water with sugar and yeast.
    Pour flour into a bowl and add salt
    Gradually add water to the flour, kneading the dough.
    You need to knead for about 5 minutes. If the dough looks dry, add water; if it spreads quickly, add flour. You need the dough to be elastic (when you poke it, it partially takes back the shape)
    Coat the dough with oil, wrap it in polyethylene or put it in a container and leave it for 2 hours in the room or overnight in the refrigerator.
    - 2. Making the sauce -
    In a frying pan, fry the diced onion and finely chopped garlic for about 2 minutes (the onion should not be fried).
    Add tomato paste, fry it for about a minute, stirring
    Add basil, pepper, salt, water. Stir and leave on low heat under the lid for 10 minutes. If during this time the sauce has not become thick (like porridge), boil without a lid for some more time.
    - 3. Baking -
    Cut the sausage, rub the cheese.
    Spread the flour over the work surface. Cut the dough into 2 pieces. Make a round pizza shape. Check out RUclips for pizza dough rolling techniques. If it doesn't work with your hands, do it with a rolling pin. If there is a pizza mold, you can use it. The shape should be 0.5 - 0.7 centimeters high.
    Preheat the oven to maximum temperature.
    Add flour to a baking sheet and put the dough there.
    Put the dough to the oven without filling. When the dough begins to rise and dries a little on top (it won’t cook completely, but only dries), take it out of the oven and add sauce, filling and cheese on top.
    Put the pizza to the oven. When the crusts start to turn brown, keep the pizza in the oven for another minute or two and take out the pizza.
    Bake for as long as you like. Experiment, because you have leftover pizza dough
    I dont know why did I write this recipe. I spent a lot of time on this (30 min), but it was a pity to stop.
    Translated from my language to English using translate.google.com

    • @victore8342
      @victore8342 Год назад

      Thank you
      Gracias
      благодарю вас
      Danke
      Merci
      Grazie
      Mulţumesc
      Arigato

  • @trashcoon3942
    @trashcoon3942 3 года назад +5

    3:34 that's how you think it is until life makes you realize reheated dominos from last night isn't so bad

  • @YourBudTevin
    @YourBudTevin 3 года назад +2614

    The fact that CE is fluent in French and still said Mise en Place like that makes me respect his dedication to his lazy cadence even more

    • @strongbongus
      @strongbongus 3 года назад +16

      well who wants to sound like a douche?

    • @olhermitte5857
      @olhermitte5857 3 года назад +87

      @@strongbongus You

    • @arnaudflemme4726
      @arnaudflemme4726 3 года назад +68

      I mean, I'm French and his pronunciation wasn pretty accirate, or maybe I'm so used to Americans saying random shit in French to me that I don't hear what's wrong anymore, could be possible as well

    • @YourBudTevin
      @YourBudTevin 3 года назад +93

      Arnaud flemme his pronunciation was fine! He just gave it no accent or emphasis whatsoever, which I thought was hilarious

    • @pheeku6996
      @pheeku6996 3 года назад +3

      @@strongbongus it's not douchy, it's elegant

  • @sperinthalakkat9831
    @sperinthalakkat9831 3 года назад +566

    You forgot the first step :
    Spending about 3 hours watching random recipes that you know for a fact you will never make with ingredients and tools you'll never have and looking at the comments for alternatives which you won't have either and then settling for instant noodles anyway.

    • @anaerandimontiel6442
      @anaerandimontiel6442 3 года назад +22

      But saving the recipes because "you will do it one day"

    • @Ghoste616
      @Ghoste616 3 года назад +2

      Can you guys stop describing my life, thanks.

    • @sutaru14star
      @sutaru14star 3 года назад

      Wow you didn’t have to come out swinging and dragging me like that 🤣

  • @Ren_Cruz
    @Ren_Cruz 2 года назад +2

    Nailed it with "replacing half the ingredients" 🤣

    • @N00b0super
      @N00b0super Год назад

      Aargh is going to be there for about an hour’s and then going back home and get a new car for
      The

  • @bemshire
    @bemshire 3 года назад +8

    As a cook I can say this is 100% accurate. The Jack Daniels and 300 dollar knife got me good.

  • @prod.crater6547
    @prod.crater6547 3 года назад +1201

    casually explained back at it with his consistent upload schedule 😭

    • @deppresedonion5146
      @deppresedonion5146 3 года назад +10

      Im so happy right now

    • @poshcoder8088
      @poshcoder8088 3 года назад +26

      Don't jinx it.

    • @vanglhun
      @vanglhun 3 года назад +10

      finally something to be happy about in this miserable year

    • @PianoBoyLiam
      @PianoBoyLiam 3 года назад +5

      Why the crying emoji tho, this is a good thing!

    • @hughlevantjames905
      @hughlevantjames905 3 года назад +1

      The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

  • @niamhoconnor8986
    @niamhoconnor8986 3 года назад +7338

    2:18 so true. People be like:
    "I tried the recipe. I replaced half the ingredients because I thought it was a good idea, and I reduced the cooking time significantly because I'm impatient. I didn't enjoy the results so I will never try this recipe again."
    *1 star*

    • @niamhoconnor8986
      @niamhoconnor8986 3 года назад +43

      @@eliana_nevereatspears6232 Thanks!

    • @niamhoconnor8986
      @niamhoconnor8986 3 года назад +6

      @@executorarktanis2323 👍

    • @nonec384
      @nonec384 3 года назад +89

      yeh i saw a video on tik tok and a person used tapioca starch in place of flour

    • @niamhoconnor8986
      @niamhoconnor8986 3 года назад +56

      @@nonec384 good lord that's ridiculous

    • @k.v.7681
      @k.v.7681 3 года назад

      @@nonec384 ....? x)

  • @caroavocado1393
    @caroavocado1393 3 года назад

    Definitely made my night. Great upload!!

  • @rnrose1922
    @rnrose1922 3 года назад +1

    Watching this while cooking =pure joy

  • @ryecharred2754
    @ryecharred2754 3 года назад +861

    using a Japanese knife to cut root veg on a glass cutting board literally made me cringe and have a shock up my spine. Thank you Casually Explained

    • @DecepsisOvermark
      @DecepsisOvermark 3 года назад +14

      Same. I just felt pain.

    • @Kyle-gw6qp
      @Kyle-gw6qp 3 года назад +14

      There is nothing special about a Japanese knife, it's the same quality for twice the price.

    • @chipskylark5500
      @chipskylark5500 3 года назад +27

      Why? Cuz the glass will ruin it? Why do glass cutting boards even exist?

    • @daivdsmith3746
      @daivdsmith3746 3 года назад +99

      @@chipskylark5500 Glass will dull knives faster than a softer surface like wood.

    • @appa609
      @appa609 3 года назад +40

      @@chipskylark5500 some men just want to watch the world burn

  • @DanMan
    @DanMan 3 года назад +1677

    Why does he sound happy wheres the real casually explained

    • @patfurrey5550
      @patfurrey5550 3 года назад +67

      He makes way fewer videos for way more money

    • @leah8894
      @leah8894 3 года назад +36

      He’s been kidnapped...

    • @_booth7992
      @_booth7992 3 года назад +22

      People have been making this joke for the last 2 years

    • @moshcorerider
      @moshcorerider 3 года назад +22

      Maybe he finally got a girlfrien

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

  • @druid123456789
    @druid123456789 Год назад

    “The most stressful part is the serves 2” that literally touched my soul

  • @2ndPortal
    @2ndPortal Год назад

    What actually pushed my cooking skill to a new level was learning the wheel of flavors and understanding how adding one flavor should be complimented by opposite flavors

  • @jonnym610
    @jonnym610 3 года назад +574

    Two videos in a week? Feel like I'm in the twilight zone

    • @hughlevantjames905
      @hughlevantjames905 3 года назад

      The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

    • @cathyd.6915
      @cathyd.6915 3 года назад +1

      feel like im in the sunlight zone

    • @shantiraotarble9109
      @shantiraotarble9109 3 года назад

      Tenet

  • @Caroba7
    @Caroba7 3 года назад +610

    "To see what SNL comes up with, since their source of inspiration for the past 4 years is gone" LOL, that and The Daily Show!

    • @veryhot2382
      @veryhot2382 3 года назад

      Ohhhhh.....
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @lokiunchained9468
      @lokiunchained9468 3 года назад +5

      And Stephen Colbert.

    • @thewanderingmistnull2451
      @thewanderingmistnull2451 3 года назад +9

      @@lokiunchained9468 The Colbert Report ended years ago.

    • @aaronlandry3934
      @aaronlandry3934 3 года назад +33

      The Daily Show won’t know what to talk about now and neither will Trevor Noah and SNL. Trump was the only material either had. Hopefully without Trump, both of those can meet their long overdue ends, leaving room for actual creators in the RUclips Trending page

    • @shanedsouza189
      @shanedsouza189 3 года назад +1

      @@aaronlandry3934 they've started shitting on democrats now.
      I think they might actually work to put content on the front page.

  • @anepicotter4595
    @anepicotter4595 Год назад +1

    One time I made a beef wellington and it was delicious. They’re actually pretty easy to make. They’re just time consuming and expensive. Can easily spend a few hours making one and they can cost as much as $10 per serving when you add in the cost of sides.
    .
    Also this is only because I’m experienced at cooking these specific foods but I eyeball tf out of ingredients. I have no idea how to eyeball a tablespoon of soy sauce but I know darn well those noodles need more
    .
    Also the absolute best cutting implement for green onions is shears. I like to use cheap old sewing shears but that’s because I have cheap old sewing shears. Im sure safety scissors work just as well

  • @shellybelly1071
    @shellybelly1071 Год назад +3

    The $300 Japanese knife is the most accurate thing. My brother started college like 3 years ago and my mom gave him an allowance to buy whatever he needed for class and living. He straight up bought the knife and took off.
    ps. the only other thing he bought was food because he soon realised a Japanese knife by itself won't make the food, if there is no food.

  • @JerryRigEverything
    @JerryRigEverything 3 года назад +2658

    Always brilliant.

    • @ItsAsparageese
      @ItsAsparageese 3 года назад +27

      Casually brilliant, and always explained

    • @ZealinBee
      @ZealinBee 3 года назад +14

      Hi zack

    • @leouganda3534
      @leouganda3534 3 года назад +6

      Can i get a galaxy s20 ultra Plz

    • @marcelberglund1829
      @marcelberglund1829 3 года назад +17

      Didn't expect to see you here :)

    • @YeezeQ.
      @YeezeQ. 3 года назад +10

      Jerry replaces all the ingredients with phone parts

  • @MaximusBacon
    @MaximusBacon 3 года назад +1867

    Your “If I’m a professional chef, all the food I make for myself will be delicious” comment is so spot on. I make food all day for people and almost every night for my wife. I could easily double the recipe to feed myself but I never do. I will smear peanut butter on bread or throw hand plucked veggies and an egg into my poaching noodle bowl water. Most of the time I just cannot put any effort into it for myself.

    • @user-do8mi4tu8z
      @user-do8mi4tu8z 3 года назад +172

      If you've already cooked for a whole day, doing the same thing at home is gonna feel like working

    • @skye387
      @skye387 3 года назад +259

      @@user-do8mi4tu8z And that's what I said to people who constantly told me to work in your hobby so it wouldn't feel like work.
      The hobby feels like work instead.
      (Not that I even have a hobby)

    • @spookyshark632
      @spookyshark632 2 года назад +12

      Why DON'T you just double the food you cook for your wife?

    • @MaximusBacon
      @MaximusBacon 2 года назад +70

      @@spookyshark632 Probably because I just don’t want what I make at this point. Like working in an ice cream store or candy shop…you’re sick of the product. Now if SHE made it for me? Yea, that would be different. But she won’t/can’t do it and I know what it’s going to taste like if I do it and it’s not appetizing at all at that point.

    • @johncatson6658
      @johncatson6658 2 года назад +61

      @@MaximusBacon Man that's... a tragic ass story. Like "By giving the which he loves to others, he could never experience it again" kinda shit

  • @bluebyrd1300
    @bluebyrd1300 2 года назад +2

    After watching the whole thing… I can say without a doubt that … he Casually explained everything

  • @pieking4
    @pieking4 3 года назад

    "so your friends think your life is going better than it actually is"
    I felt that.

  • @FirstLast-zo9xg
    @FirstLast-zo9xg 3 года назад +667

    I like the part where he made a joke with 0 expression.

    • @hughlevantjames905
      @hughlevantjames905 3 года назад +15

      The Industrial Revolution and its consequences have been a disaster for the human race. They have greatly increased the life-expectancy of those of us who live in “advanced” countries, but they have destabilized society, have made life unfulfilling, have subjected human beings to indignities, have led to widespread psychological suffering (in the Third World to physical suffering as well) and have inflicted severe damage on the natural world. The continued development of technology will worsen the situation. It will certainly subject human beings to greater indignities and inflict greater damage on the natural world, it will probably lead to greater social disruption and psychological suffering, and it may lead to increased physical suffering even in “advanced” countries.

    • @WorldwideWanderer99
      @WorldwideWanderer99 3 года назад +6

      No idea what you're talking about, I must have missed it

    • @YourLocalCafe
      @YourLocalCafe 3 года назад +2

      Yeah totally killed it
      *Laughs nervously*

    • @nemdawg6342
      @nemdawg6342 3 года назад +8

      I agree, the last video had too much emotion

    • @Alceste_
      @Alceste_ 3 года назад

      LMAO you killed me

  • @myboyzmkhize9916
    @myboyzmkhize9916 3 года назад +873

    “French tyre company”
    - Casually Explained

    • @appa609
      @appa609 3 года назад +81

      literally what it is

    • @myboyzmkhize9916
      @myboyzmkhize9916 3 года назад +4

      @@appa609 🤨

    • @schlap4359
      @schlap4359 3 года назад +54

      Yeah its weird. It's like having tailors be rated by a "Mcdonald's index"

    • @jonathanwaldie
      @jonathanwaldie 3 года назад +138

      When cars were new, Michelin started publishing a guide of restaurants to encourage road trips because the more you drive the more often you have to buy tires. No joke. Now, it's the most coveted award in the restaurant business.

    • @shia_labeouf
      @shia_labeouf 3 года назад +84

      @@jonathanwaldie Correct. Also the star system used to be: 1 star = worth stopping if your passing. 2 stars = Worth taking a diversion to visit. 3 stars = Worth making the specific journey.

  • @justinian963
    @justinian963 2 года назад

    You made a video on cycling I watched before I got into cycling and you made this video on cooking before I got into cooking, and while funny when I first watched this, absolutely hilarious now being in these hobbies xD

  • @aiosquadron
    @aiosquadron 2 года назад +4

    "Got Celsius and Fahrenheit confused on your oven"
    It's either gonna be stupidly undercooked, or forking burnt!

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 2 года назад

      Me: If you were American, you wouldn't have that problem...😈
      Everyone else: that's because you ARE the source of the problem

  • @charlesdaloz2547
    @charlesdaloz2547 3 года назад +779

    "forgetting half the shit you need"
    as a french person this translation is very accurate

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      NO! NO! NO! Many people say I am sick in the head. NOOOO!!!! I don't believe them. But there are so many people commenting this stuff on my videos, that I have 1% doubt. So I have to ask you right now: Do you think I am sick in the head? Thanks for helping, my dear charles

    • @KevinShinwoo
      @KevinShinwoo 3 года назад +36

      @@AxxLAfriku You absolutely are.

    • @charlesdaloz2547
      @charlesdaloz2547 3 года назад +7

      I will agree with Kevin on this one. Don't worry, it's fine :)
      also why does my shitty comment have 170 likes

    • @MD-pg1fh
      @MD-pg1fh 3 года назад +3

      Mise hors place

    • @pursuitsoflife.6119
      @pursuitsoflife.6119 3 года назад +1

      As a piece of advice, don't use the word French singularly. You're not "a" French, you're just French. You can be a French man or woman tho

  • @kal2352
    @kal2352 3 года назад +1795

    "Buy a $300 Japanese chef's knife."
    *I feel personally attacked.

    • @razgriss5882
      @razgriss5882 3 года назад +28

      You mean just another new expensive hobby?
      I mean you're already doing cocaïne so 300 buck is cheap

    • @Ljrobison
      @Ljrobison 3 года назад +14

      Mine was only $160 but I did feel that was a little personal haha.

    • @alexkha
      @alexkha 3 года назад +6

      @@Ljrobison The real question is: was it made in China?

    • @Ljrobison
      @Ljrobison 3 года назад +5

      @@alexkha I got it from Japanese Knife Imports so I hope not 😅

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 3 года назад +6

      In my defense, I went to a culinary school in Japan. So I had to get 3 30000円 Japanese knives. Also, 3 western style knives and one Chinese style.

  • @googletranslate6726
    @googletranslate6726 Год назад +4

    As someone who worked as a sous chef for 4 years, the frozen pizza and jack daniels is extremely accurate

  • @Iggybart05
    @Iggybart05 2 года назад

    dude you are the only person who has me listen to the sponsor section willingly.

  • @Tsusagi
    @Tsusagi 3 года назад +594

    "Insufferable people on the planet......... Customers."
    As a retail worker I felt that

    • @Artificer1911
      @Artificer1911 3 года назад +14

      I've been there. Thankfully, as a chef, you can stay back in the kitchen while the wait staff deals with the customers.

    • @naverilllang
      @naverilllang 3 года назад +21

      Guy came in today demanding the pizza he ordered 110 minutes prior. Got pissed off when we told him we don't have it.
      He placed the order for the wrong store.

    • @amogus6770
      @amogus6770 3 года назад

      You saved everyone’s life you’re a good man

    • @feircy
      @feircy 3 года назад +3

      "I paid 12.99 for this hamburger, that makes me god and all of you my personal whipping boys, Now quick, agree with me while I spout nonsense about wanting a med well steak with no pink and then create my own menu item and send it back when i don't like it"
      - some customers lol

  • @jojotan3344
    @jojotan3344 3 года назад +622

    "Pours sauce on meat"
    Gordon: u donki

    • @SpecShadow
      @SpecShadow 3 года назад +7

      but is it lamb sause?

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад +1

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

    • @Dalmatinac493
      @Dalmatinac493 3 года назад +1

      I rather drink da fukin sauce out of an glass, then place it next to my steak.

  • @NICO-Z-TRADER
    @NICO-Z-TRADER 2 года назад +40

    Having been a chef previously (before things turned sour during the pandemic), I can confirm that it is a freaking stressful job and that you need a coping mechanism 🤣 Seriously, when I am at home, I just want to cook something simple. The only advantage as a former chef is that I have some tricks that makes my life easier when I have to prepare dinner for myself. I also have something like dozens of spices and that improves any dish taste with no efforts.

  • @NotTheHeroStudios
    @NotTheHeroStudios 3 года назад

    The Express VPN Saturday Night Live jab was perfect. The best ad I have ever seen in a RUclips Video

  • @Virtue519
    @Virtue519 3 года назад +9715

    I feel personally attacked when I decided to "get more into cooking" a year ago and bought a $200 chef's knife, a Lodge cast iron skillet, Binging with Babish cookbook, and then ran out of money.
    Edit 4/27/23: Wow, 9.5k likes!? Thank you! Wanted to give an update... I went from being just okay at cooking to now where I own a couple more professional knives. I can now make 4 component meals (main, 2 sides, and a sauce) with confidence. I have several cooking tools and appliances. My gf asked me to marry her when I made homemade pasta dinner last week lol. Shit, I make my own bread and pasta now too. Cook with confidence, everyone! The food can smell the fear haha

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 3 года назад +386

      Nah chief that just means you’re on your way

    • @nocil134
      @nocil134 3 года назад +119

      Same. Felt attacked for expensive knife, carbon steel pan and sous vide

    • @meethepie
      @meethepie 3 года назад +227

      To be fair, a cast iron pan is only like 40 bucks and is a very good pan and worthwhile investment. Having a good kitchen knife makes food prep much more enjoyable although 200 bucks is a bit much for a first knife ahaha.

    • @juliadaly7072
      @juliadaly7072 3 года назад +14

      Wow I just need the chef's knife and I'll be a carbon copy of you

    • @patrioticcat5768
      @patrioticcat5768 3 года назад +16

      Now you have a good sad story for social media "the struggle iz reel amirite?" (Followed by sympathy up votes)

  • @khaaaaaaaaaannn
    @khaaaaaaaaaannn 3 года назад +642

    "frozen pizza and Jack Daniels"
    That's only the KP, the chef can afford takeaway pizza and hard drugs

    • @georgewilliamson5667
      @georgewilliamson5667 3 года назад +17

      Sometimes if I did very well that shift Chef might give me half a line

    • @Hanley209
      @Hanley209 3 года назад

      @Melanie Gipson Kitchen Porter

    • @bblvrable
      @bblvrable 3 года назад

      @Melanie Gipson KP is military slang for "Kitchen Patrol". It covers everything from the prep chefs to the dish washers.

    • @Nick-nh4nf
      @Nick-nh4nf 3 года назад

      lol

    • @Francosteiner
      @Francosteiner 3 года назад

      bwahahaha this guy works in the bizz! ;D

  • @awakenedgarou8542
    @awakenedgarou8542 2 года назад

    I had a person order their food cut to bite sizes for them after I finish cooking it....damn near wanted us to feed them but other than a few negatives kitchen life’s great and this guy was spot on great video

  • @SkydrawnIV
    @SkydrawnIV 9 месяцев назад

    The scripting of this blew my mind.
    Socio-economically speaking, it's spot on.
    Life and chef experience factored in, the scripting hits new heights.

  • @trchri
    @trchri 3 года назад +724

    “So your friends think your life is going better than it is”
    *mom

    • @TechSupportDave
      @TechSupportDave 3 года назад

      ehh my life just goes neutral most of the time. some ups, some downs. nothing too unusual.

    • @Seltaeb_
      @Seltaeb_ 3 года назад

      So your friends think your mom is going better than it is?

  • @ansleyvangorkom9491
    @ansleyvangorkom9491 3 года назад +403

    Nobody talking about how he called scallops “small ocean tenderloins”
    0:20

    • @HighSlayerRalton
      @HighSlayerRalton 3 года назад +1

      That's just what they're called in Canada.

  • @Slimerror
    @Slimerror 3 месяца назад +1

    I like to think of myself as a home chef, learning new recipes, mess them up... try again but do it my own way and wait what... what the hell this chili is actually good

  • @ABaumstumpf
    @ABaumstumpf 2 года назад

    I still plan on getting a good cast-iron pan in the future, when i have a new kitchen with a good stove and enough space. There are certain things where they are just vastly better than other types of pans - and also many many more where you should not use them.
    Their benefit is that they soak up a lot of heat and radiate a lot of heat too - which makes them ideal for searing stake and potatoes (and is reasonably non-sticky).
    And my cast-iron enamelled casserole really was a great gift, but not something you need.

  • @tomjohnson4663
    @tomjohnson4663 3 года назад +163

    The part about what chefs eat is 100% accurate. No chef goes home from 8 hours of cooking to make themselves something great so they get fast food or microwave meals.

    • @veryhot2382
      @veryhot2382 3 года назад

      Ohhhhh.....
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @A.R.H..
      @A.R.H.. 3 года назад +19

      Riiiiiiiiiiiight. The last thing you want to do after cooking for 14 hours straight is cook and not get paid for it.

    • @sumomaster9144
      @sumomaster9144 3 года назад

      why don't they cook 4 themselves before they go back?!!

    • @matthinds4029
      @matthinds4029 3 года назад +15

      @@sumomaster9144 cause that's means eating cold food that's been sat there for over an hour while you clean and then go home

    • @marcusj5718
      @marcusj5718 3 года назад +6

      If I don’t get fast food I’ll usually try to cook myself something quick as soon as I get home because I’m still in “cooking mode”. Usually something straightforward like pasta or a basic ass pork chop with a quick pan sauce.

  • @joulez1416
    @joulez1416 3 года назад +217

    "Professional chefs have the challenge of working with some of the most insufferable people on the planet: customers"
    Truer words have never been spoken 👏

    • @sekoseko5539
      @sekoseko5539 3 года назад +1

      Ohhhhh.........
      ruclips.net/video/FSSFgWlDbJU/видео.html

    • @TheSkullConfernece
      @TheSkullConfernece 3 года назад +20

      Don't click on this link ☝️
      It's spam.

    • @SebastTapia
      @SebastTapia 3 года назад +5

      @@TheSkullConfernece thank you, soldier. Here's your Medal of Bravery 🏅

    • @Christianlee849
      @Christianlee849 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/c3JvtXl1SqA/видео.html

    • @romanlegion5837
      @romanlegion5837 3 года назад +3

      Hi I work retail. We would like to express our sympathy and invite you to our coping group

  • @user-fp1go9fl7n
    @user-fp1go9fl7n 3 года назад +1

    Thanks for the highly relatable video about cooking. I really think Gordon Ramsay shouldn't be the first person to look at when you're starting cooking. I started personally with easy stuff like egg fried rice. Hope everyone gets to learning cooking soon.

  • @germanSoccerkIng
    @germanSoccerkIng 3 года назад +1

    I didn't think this video was gonna be this accurate