Casually Explained: People Who Are Into the Stock Market

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  • @Fish-ub3wn
    @Fish-ub3wn 3 года назад +4187

    I just wanted to say - shotgun shells are one-time use, arrows can be reclaimed. Thank You.

    • @abdallahmanasrah2317
      @abdallahmanasrah2317 3 года назад +137

      Kill a boomer
      Take his shit
      Profit

    • @redpeng1124
      @redpeng1124 3 года назад +49

      You may have to remake the arrowhead if it gets stuck, though.

    • @Harshhaze
      @Harshhaze 3 года назад +59

      If you have some machinery, you can reload shells from rifles or pistols. If you're crazy (and the right gun), you can use brass shotgun sells

    • @gunnerjonzy6091
      @gunnerjonzy6091 3 года назад +41

      ammo is far easier to carry in large quantities and reloading is simple enough that a 30 minute RUclips video on it will learn you the basics easily, not to mention that guns are many times more effective than bows, bow hunting is EXTREMELY difficult compared to hunting with rifles or shotguns, as someone who's done both I've killed 4x as many deer with guns than with bows

    • @karlkarlng
      @karlkarlng 3 года назад +22

      yall forgetting supersonic air rifles . you can fit 100+ pellets in your pocket.

  • @gtmmp
    @gtmmp 3 года назад +8451

    “Wanna write 1 too many zeroes on a piece of paper?”
    And thus, every economic crisis ever was solved

    • @coldcobalt1159
      @coldcobalt1159 3 года назад +426

      It literally can’t go tits up

    • @4kirb
      @4kirb 3 года назад +22

      @@coldcobalt1159 .-.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 3 года назад +134

      ColdCobalt
      Ah, the tragic tale of 1R0NYMAN.

    • @td23asus
      @td23asus 3 года назад +168

      > JP Morgan
      > Solving economic crisis
      > Bruh.png

    • @Deelanh
      @Deelanh 3 года назад +32

      Indeed, sounds fucking lit bro

  • @Aruesx
    @Aruesx 3 года назад +8836

    GameStop: You ain't seen nothing yet

    • @just_a_turtle_chad
      @just_a_turtle_chad 3 года назад +48

      A turtle approved not seeing anything

    • @satan4635
      @satan4635 3 года назад +7

      @@just_a_turtle_chad why tf are you everywhere dude

    • @chikakabaroka8294
      @chikakabaroka8294 3 года назад +5

      @@satan4635 what we do when we're bored due to lockdown.

    • @parthibhayat
      @parthibhayat 3 года назад +3

      Came here cause of that

    • @asdasdf8361
      @asdasdf8361 3 года назад +15

      Their strategy is: HOLD THE LINE! DIAMOND HANDS! APES TOGETHER STRONK!!

  • @TheDreRock
    @TheDreRock 3 года назад +4099

    This video aged well

  • @otherryan
    @otherryan 3 года назад +4232

    "FIRE is the polar opposite of wallstreetbets because anyone that does this has to have an income" *absolute destruction* 💀💀

    • @megane1315
      @megane1315 3 года назад +2

      Twas a hearty laugh

    • @sidneyeargle2903
      @sidneyeargle2903 3 года назад +2

      Lmao

    • @manaspradhan8041
      @manaspradhan8041 3 года назад +43

      @Windigo Jones that would be funnier because no one on wallstreetbets has had any formal education

    • @chriswoodard8497
      @chriswoodard8497 3 года назад +2

      @@manaspradhan8041 False...kinda

    • @rafaelmurray6870
      @rafaelmurray6870 3 года назад +7

      This is the importante of "quotes of the video"
      There's a lot of clever shit we end up missing. Thanks bro

  • @starrrsoup
    @starrrsoup 3 года назад +4304

    "They figured that they are only gambling with their future, so nothing to lose anyway."
    Damn, i love this man

  • @martinlutz5446
    @martinlutz5446 3 года назад +6033

    "They figure that they are only gambling with their future - so nothing to lose anyway." This has never been more true than now with the GME short squeeze.

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 3 года назад +4776

    0:18 Ohh that Blackberry joke is extra funny in January 2021 😂

    • @AustinAOkay
      @AustinAOkay 3 года назад +74

      Technically it’s more of a software security company than phone but their phone did die

    • @Bleachman555
      @Bleachman555 3 года назад +16

      BB to the moon

    • @sajagparajuli5673
      @sajagparajuli5673 3 года назад +7

      hehehe laughs in 20% gain

    • @bravodefeated9193
      @bravodefeated9193 3 года назад +6

      blackberrys value lies elsewhere

    • @JNCressey
      @JNCressey 3 года назад +3

      physical keywords are the superior typing experience.

  • @jg8166
    @jg8166 3 года назад +3658

    He's back but I understand why he was gone he had to learn all of this

    • @ThundaAaAaAaAaAh
      @ThundaAaAaAaAaAh 3 года назад +141

      He is a Wallstreetbets degenerate, he uploaded several funny videos on his 2nd channel

    • @soodless4159
      @soodless4159 3 года назад +32

      he would have gone on r/wallstreetbets anyways but decided to make the video

    • @mattb4640
      @mattb4640 3 года назад +55

      you could learn "all this" in 1 day from reddit, yahoo finance, and cold fusion videos lmfao. 50% of the commentary is straight outta wall street bets

    • @TDS1108Gaming
      @TDS1108Gaming 3 года назад +5

      He found a friend during the coronavirus.
      Himself.

    • @TomSmith-li5se
      @TomSmith-li5se 3 года назад +2

      @@TDS1108Gaming Very deep Karen

  • @aayushgambhir8416
    @aayushgambhir8416 3 года назад +15388

    "They figured that they're gambling with their future, so nothing to lose anyway"
    Just like that he roasted the whole GenZ lmfao

    • @DK12_
      @DK12_ 3 года назад +874

      Not a roast if we all know it's true.

    • @camilovicuna9796
      @camilovicuna9796 3 года назад +93

      @@DK12_ exactly

    • @professor_kraken
      @professor_kraken 3 года назад +97

      @@DK12_ found the GenZ guy

    • @emelgiefro
      @emelgiefro 3 года назад +219

      The way 2020 is going i dont think there will be future for anyone

    • @BlueTJLP
      @BlueTJLP 3 года назад +116

      It's true though. I think the F.I.R.E. strategy is kinda weird, but could theoretically work. Unless we have an absolute crisis in 20 years, where droughts happen and millions have to flee their country to survive. Not looking forward to the future tbh if people can easily be manipulated to not wear masks.

  • @jennys9043
    @jennys9043 3 года назад +2055

    “Their trading strategy is ‘don’t fuck with the mouse’ and ‘get into a stock after it’s already gone up 20% in the last three days’” jfc didn’t realize this was a personal attack video

    • @SiamHossain7
      @SiamHossain7 3 года назад +16

      More like 1600 percent 😭

    • @darthollie
      @darthollie 3 года назад +11

      TO THE MOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOON

    • @williamwade9779
      @williamwade9779 2 года назад +14

      It literally can’t go tits up

    • @MK-gm2mq
      @MK-gm2mq Месяц назад

      ​@@williamwade9779found the benjamin fan

  • @pieceofschmidtgames6389
    @pieceofschmidtgames6389 3 года назад +5268

    WE LIKE THE STOCK

    • @pinata3399
      @pinata3399 3 года назад +37

      WE JUST DO

    • @holamon
      @holamon 3 года назад +48

      WE LIKE THE STOCK 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    • @hunde2430
      @hunde2430 3 года назад +28

      DIAMOND HANDS OR NOTHING

    • @Puss1man
      @Puss1man 3 года назад +4

      I'm not 18 so can't even participate so sad I would have bought AMC

    • @notashton8689
      @notashton8689 3 года назад +2

      ITS JUST A GOOD STOCK

  • @Ug0tmi1k
    @Ug0tmi1k 3 года назад +2077

    "Hey Lehman, wanna write one too many 0's on a piece of paper?"
    "Sounds fcking lit bro"
    LMAO

    • @manzijoel5224
      @manzijoel5224 3 года назад +55

      Sorry, I must be stupid, but I don't get it. Can someone explain?

    • @memoboy4141
      @memoboy4141 3 года назад +4

      @@manzijoel5224 I'd like one too

    • @Ravestor
      @Ravestor 3 года назад +79

      @@manzijoel5224 money printer goes?
      brrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr

    • @twistedsector
      @twistedsector 3 года назад +117

      @@manzijoel5224 ever heard of the 2008 financial crisis?

    • @executorarktanis2323
      @executorarktanis2323 3 года назад +6

      @@twistedsector I feel stupid now

  • @rishibappanad
    @rishibappanad 3 года назад +4212

    The r/Wallstreetbets explanation was perfect.

    • @PatrickHerberts
      @PatrickHerberts 3 года назад +199

      No mention of all the DD that happens though. Super groundbreaking stuff like: Tesla had 5 letters, letters are part alphabet, alphabet is Google's parent company and that's up 20% since Jan therefore short Tesla

    • @Shvabicu
      @Shvabicu 3 года назад +33

      @@PatrickHerberts the DD is better than 99% of the stuff on seeking alpha and other idiotic investment news

    • @MrTJPAS
      @MrTJPAS 3 года назад +136

      "I can get rich if I can just find a place to store 3 warehouses full of oil barrels for about 8 months when the price rebounds. Maybe they'll fit in my backyard and nobody will be bothered by them."
      -Some guy on r/Wallstreetbets

    • @PatrickHerberts
      @PatrickHerberts 3 года назад +5

      @@MrTJPAS now that's DD!

    • @centrallyintelligentagency
      @centrallyintelligentagency 3 года назад +4

      He did forget to mention daddy JPow but yes, other than that, highly accurate

  • @Mrshuster
    @Mrshuster 2 месяца назад +1990

    Stocks extended their year-to-date rally following the CPI report, with the S&P 500 last up 0.8% in afternoon trading. but I don't know if stocks will quickly rebound, continue to pull back or move sideways for a few weeks, or if conditions will rapidly deteriorate.I am under pressure to grow my reserve of $250k.

    • @Peterl4290
      @Peterl4290 2 месяца назад +2

      It's really hard to beat the market as a mere investor. It's just better if you invest with the help of a professional understands the market dynamics better.

    • @larrypaul-cw9nk
      @larrypaul-cw9nk 2 месяца назад +1

      Picking stocks is a risky thing to do, particularly for non-professionals. I learnt that in 2020, when I lost almost everything. But I switched to using a financial advisor and I've been returning at least $38k every month so I’ve been sticking to investing via an Advisor.

    • @sabastinenoah
      @sabastinenoah 2 месяца назад +1

      I’ve been looking to switch to an advisor for a while now. Any help pointing me to who your advisor is?

    • @larrypaul-cw9nk
      @larrypaul-cw9nk 2 месяца назад

      Vivian Carol Gioia' is the licensed advisor I use. Just research the name. You’d find necessary details to work with a correspondence to set up an appointment

    • @sabastinenoah
      @sabastinenoah 2 месяца назад

      very much appreciated, your response suggests a person of benevolence.. just inputted her full name on my browser, and came across her site, top-notch qualifications! she seems well-qualified

  • @ElKennyBagnis
    @ElKennyBagnis 3 года назад +4200

    $BB 🚀 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    • @AustinAOkay
      @AustinAOkay 3 года назад +27

      Come 1/29 it’s gonna 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    • @djangobruce
      @djangobruce 3 года назад +9

      SUNDIAL TO THE 🌕🌕🌕

    • @dankasoff
      @dankasoff 3 года назад +43

      $GME 🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀🚀

    • @tinytim1291
      @tinytim1291 3 года назад +3

      $ _TETH_ .exe

    • @Lebronwski
      @Lebronwski 3 года назад +16

      AMC 🚀 🚀 🚀

  • @D00000T
    @D00000T 3 года назад +11109

    This man has either some type of experience in almost everything imaginable or is really good at doing a shit ton of research

    • @OopsFailedArt
      @OopsFailedArt 3 года назад +682

      I manage a trade desk and I was actually extremely impressed. Some of my new guys wouldn’t even have kept up with this and they’re in the industry 😂

    • @andrewhenshaw4067
      @andrewhenshaw4067 3 года назад +36

      Both!

    • @danlightened
      @danlightened 3 года назад +161

      I've been in share market for less than a year and know all these types of people. It's necessary to know because each one is trying to undercut/outdo the other but also help each other in some way or another.

    • @michellamberg3230
      @michellamberg3230 3 года назад +61

      Its missing insider/professional information. Like nowadays penny stock trader #2 is a crypto scammer/shiller.

    • @myczxr
      @myczxr 3 года назад +4

      exactly!

  • @JuergenNoll
    @JuergenNoll 3 года назад +5332

    I teach finance and investment courses at a university and I admit:
    You nailed it.
    It is exactly like that.
    I laughed so hard and I might make this video mandatory for my students.

    • @lukamagicc
      @lukamagicc 3 года назад +460

      Please do, I always loved when profs were “up-to-date”

    • @satagaming9144
      @satagaming9144 3 года назад +245

      @@lukamagicc one of mine is a twitch streamer send help

    • @aryaa7028
      @aryaa7028 3 года назад +126

      your students would think you're really cool if you do that. Personally, I'd love a professor that makes me watch casually explained videos, it would seem to me that he's not actually a cranky hermit I assume all professors are.

    • @lokyinphotography
      @lokyinphotography 3 года назад +3

      Me 2. But to my friends. xD

    • @koolaidsman451
      @koolaidsman451 3 года назад +72

      You will get fired for bullying the students who invest in crypto

  • @UpUpDnDnLtRtLtRtBAStart
    @UpUpDnDnLtRtLtRtBAStart 3 года назад +752

    “They’re absolutely loaded but never buy anything bc if they sold bitcoin for US dollars, that would imply that bitcoin isn’t a real currency” - this me 😂😂😂

    • @moe583
      @moe583 3 года назад +5

      Bet you feel like shit now.

    • @Discounted
      @Discounted 2 года назад +19

      @@moe583 You can literally comment this on every cryptocurrency dip and you will forever be wrong as time goes on.

    • @moe583
      @moe583 2 года назад +9

      @@Discounted You are trying to start one of those classic youtube comment section arguments I see.

    • @Discounted
      @Discounted 2 года назад +7

      @@moe583 btc is like 20% from ath now all im saying

    • @crun1teliveontwitch645
      @crun1teliveontwitch645 2 года назад +3

      @@moe583 Bet you feel like crap now.

  • @NevermindHDx
    @NevermindHDx 3 года назад +749

    This got recommended to me again. Right as this Gamestop shit is going on again. Nice work, algorithm.

    • @DajuSar
      @DajuSar 3 года назад

      I think you can do the math as to why is recommended again

  • @TheJerbol
    @TheJerbol 3 года назад +586

    3:03 I love when he makes the characters angry at him for roasting them

  • @yehudadavis3235
    @yehudadavis3235 3 года назад +827

    "And when we needed him most, he vanished."
    BUT THEN HE CAME BACK

    • @JamesWright1919
      @JamesWright1919 3 года назад

      With a voice an octave lower, or is that just me?

  • @DareToRS
    @DareToRS 3 года назад +66

    3:03 "Quants. These are the MIT graduates with three Ph.D.'s who work with twenty other math geniuses on a specific machine-learning algorithm in order to front-run the quartz crystal in the Chicago Mercantile Exchange's internal twenty-four-hour clock by running a fiber-optic cable that's fourteen feet shorter than the closest competitor, thereby reducing the distance that light has to travel so he can arbitrage a quarter of a cent per bushel on soybean futures."
    Your degree is in Engineering... right?

    • @mikek9297
      @mikek9297 2 года назад +14

      I think it's 'applied cynicism". Extremely well applied I might add !

  • @learningfinance4807
    @learningfinance4807 3 года назад +889

    Dude were is your medal for this?
    Got both bachelor and master’s degree in finance but THIS is the best explanation of the stock market I’ve ever seen.
    Ps: you forgot the “Dividend Genius” 😏

    • @mgenz5063
      @mgenz5063 3 года назад +4

      😂 true

    • @Sean-xu5ti
      @Sean-xu5ti 3 года назад +42

      Yesssss. Dividend David. Counting his dollars daily. Haaaa. My boy is a 100% dividend play guy

    • @danlightened
      @danlightened 3 года назад +18

      And going, there's nothing in this stock for long term investors, why should we stay invested?
      -on not getting dividend every quarter.

    • @milan51259
      @milan51259 3 года назад +4

      If you have a beachelor and master's degree in finance and still aren't at least millionaire, you are most probably an idiot. Tells you who you may ask: a drop out in history, psychology and philosophy for teachers (self made multimillionaire by investing).

    • @lightmorrison5404
      @lightmorrison5404 3 года назад +15

      @@milan51259 ???

  • @zacbouch42
    @zacbouch42 3 года назад +3031

    As someone who has studied and works in finance, this is impressively accurate. It all kinda sucks.

    • @captaincannabis3321
      @captaincannabis3321 3 года назад +44

      Everything kinda sucks lmao

    • @JudgeDeadMJ
      @JudgeDeadMJ 3 года назад +62

      @@captaincannabis3321 toads don't

    • @krispi3481
      @krispi3481 3 года назад +20

      @@JudgeDeadMJ mine do

    • @degla232
      @degla232 3 года назад +9

      Do you think investing in Delta Airlines after the pandemic is a good idea? I have 0 knowladge so no roasts pls

    • @jackchurchill3777
      @jackchurchill3777 3 года назад +9

      @@degla232 It's not a terrible idea but don't expect Delta to go back to normal for another year or so. Gold mining and bitcoin mining companies are on the rise right now so if you're looking to make a (decently) quick buck I would suggest those two industries.

  • @pheefee6715
    @pheefee6715 3 года назад +7275

    Finally he's back

  • @chickenskink1
    @chickenskink1 3 года назад +1622

    I once read on tumblr "the stock market is just astrology for men" and idc if it's accurate bc it's funny as hell

    • @ethanwmonster9075
      @ethanwmonster9075 3 года назад +132

      its where men lose so much money that they find money and lose money again.

    • @raphaelalexandreyensen6291
      @raphaelalexandreyensen6291 3 года назад +17

      It's pretty accurate,

    • @user-lr7fv6td5y
      @user-lr7fv6td5y 3 года назад +103

      i mean they’re both arbitrary human creations that many humans base their lives around so

    • @zxumwmki3604
      @zxumwmki3604 3 года назад +58

      wait, but i base my investment decisions by looking at moon phases

    • @HimFinancial
      @HimFinancial 2 года назад +1

      holy shit 😂😂😂😂

  • @stickmanstocks
    @stickmanstocks 2 года назад +240

    "while the stock market can only go up or down, there are endless ways to lose money..." Can this not be more true haha. From leveraged etfs to options to penny stocks

    • @demanhemzelf4431
      @demanhemzelf4431 2 года назад +2

      U can literally lose money if the stock goes up, down, or stays the same.

    • @MankindDiary
      @MankindDiary 11 месяцев назад

      Ah, options... lost few k's by shortening Tesla. xD

  • @torachan23
    @torachan23 3 года назад +696

    I make about 15 cents everyday (mostly) on the stock market.
    You too, could be a big baller like me.

  • @platypus6810
    @platypus6810 3 года назад +241

    ‘They don’t keep gold or silver in a vault in their basement because that’s where they live, kept warm by enough GPUs to melt Greenland.’
    The delivery and script in this is just brilliant, one day my laughter will be my death

  • @ipg2486
    @ipg2486 3 года назад +345

    *shows blackberry as an example for a failure*

    • @tek6423
      @tek6423 3 года назад +27

      It wasn’t a failure, it just got pushed aside by technological progress. Stop over some time and we’ll watch Wrestlemania on my Betamax.

    • @emPtysp4ce
      @emPtysp4ce 3 года назад +1

      They've been switching into pure software as of late, contracting manufacturing to Foxconn

    • @hasanhas00n1
      @hasanhas00n1 3 года назад +7

      he showed the phone, which in large is a failure. BB currently is a cybersecurity company.

    • @Madsovic999
      @Madsovic999 3 года назад +1

      What the hell is a blackberry?

    • @vyl4650
      @vyl4650 3 года назад +16

      @@Madsovic999 you know, like a raspberry but darker

  • @stephanwilliams4143
    @stephanwilliams4143 3 года назад +366

    "They figure they are only gambling with their future, so theyve got nothing to lose anyway" 💀

  • @Talwar3k
    @Talwar3k 3 года назад +529

    "Buy high, sell low" is my motto

    • @maxview99
      @maxview99 3 года назад +44

      Big Brain

    • @cek0792
      @cek0792 3 года назад +29

      @Viral Hogs Billions in Debt

    • @FuttBuckerByMutt
      @FuttBuckerByMutt 3 года назад +17

      cek0 still a billionaire tho

    • @cek0792
      @cek0792 3 года назад +14

      @@FuttBuckerByMutt *Your debt collectors wants to know your location*

    • @sarahberlage5787
      @sarahberlage5787 3 года назад +3

      stonk

  • @JoeVirella
    @JoeVirella 3 года назад +1385

    “That would imply crypto isn’t a real currency” 😆 😆 😆

    • @TewbBelrog
      @TewbBelrog 3 года назад +49

      >:(

    • @cruzgomes5660
      @cruzgomes5660 3 года назад +64

      @@TewbBelrog angry cause it's true

    • @GabrielPettier
      @GabrielPettier 3 года назад +18

      just like gold is not a real currency, i guess :P

    • @nekrataali
      @nekrataali 3 года назад +12

      @@GabrielPettier It's not. It's a commodity worth less than paper with "100" written on it.

    • @whyz7704
      @whyz7704 3 года назад +21

      @@cruzgomes5660 _laughs in silk road_

  • @jonwann3148
    @jonwann3148 3 года назад +220

    black berry... this didn't age well

    • @astrahl
      @astrahl 3 года назад +17

      It will age well again, give it another year

    • @juch3
      @juch3 3 года назад +7

      Blackberry just became overvalued this month, give it some time and it will go down.

    • @markzambelli1010
      @markzambelli1010 3 года назад

      BB is about to pump next week

  • @chimitrash2966
    @chimitrash2966 3 года назад +75

    "this aged well"
    - literally everyone

    • @jmitterii2
      @jmitterii2 3 года назад

      I would rather be the guy with the charts and stuff making chump change since my fucking bank doesn't pay interest... okay it does... tens of thousands in savings and it pays not quite 50 cents.
      So.... yeah. I started scalping on crypto with chump change amount of about $2K never having more than a 75% in at any time...
      And I've been sharing to others at work... it's so me... not to look cool, but so that the other coworkers don't lose their money fomoing into stupid shit....
      funny shit though, one who held the dogecoin (he put in $300 at about 3 to 4 cents) the longest is now up as much as I am LOL! He cashed out of $300 worth of his gains instead of 100% of it so he's now into other crazy shit.
      Our economy has turned into a pathetic train wreck steeped in cocaine and basted in meth over the past 40 years... and has ME and the younger z's are so fucked we just don't fucking care anymore... rents exceeding our annual pay raises... homes doubling in just a few years no way of ever buying... and student loan debts that to say bluntly with income base repayment plans and 20 year forgiveness... short of somehow making suddenly at least hundreds of thousands of dollars somehow; that student loan debt isn't gonna get paid off... it'll turn into a tax liability instead and at that point, I'm Jone Doe and skipped this fucking train wreck of a country... probably won't matter because by then most of us won't be able to afford rent and will be living in our car, tent, rv, or some make shift set of cardboard and 2b4's we call a fixer upper in some empty lot somewhere.

    • @chaoticdanor
      @chaoticdanor 2 года назад

      And by the end of the year, all investors say "this aged well" and then the others say it again and then investors do again and this keep happening over and over but in the end the investors are up 10-100x and the others still inflating so idk why people even bother

  • @beth.9802
    @beth.9802 3 года назад +805

    Also known as: people who are interested in stuff that confuses me

    • @pickledparsleyparty
      @pickledparsleyparty 3 года назад +41

      They're way less confusing than you think. They want money and just watch Jim Kramer, press the buttons their friends are pressing and make phone calls until the number in their account gets bigger. That's about the extent of their thinking.
      And when there are a lot of them in one room, they have the power to enslave the leaders of public corporations into making decisions that are completely meaningless to the rest of society.
      The only people doing the really magical work are the quants, and they aren't even investors. They're engineers who design automated Finance majors that make investment firms money and don't take vacations.

    • @schlong5824
      @schlong5824 3 года назад +3

      Are u confused by me?

    • @pickledparsleyparty
      @pickledparsleyparty 3 года назад +14

      @@arianbehnami1050 "TrumpKingsly first of all no, second of all, no, third no, and fourth no."
      That's exactly the kind of depth of thought I'm talking about. Nice to meet an investor, here on you tube.

    • @Crosshill
      @Crosshill 3 года назад +1

      @@arianbehnami1050 do you happen to know how big old companies and corporations are run, since they're basically owned by lots of stockholders and its all very nebulous and big corporations kinda run the world so it seems relevant to know. who gets to be CEO. if you were a group of bajillionaries who could purchase a sizable chunk of a mega corporation, then what? you get front row seats to the internal politics stage?

    • @101yayo
      @101yayo 3 года назад +2

      It's simple buy low, sell high

  • @MrHesdan
    @MrHesdan 3 года назад +3313

    Do Casually Explained: Multi-level marketing.
    That'll hit some nerves.

    • @Glade4
      @Glade4 3 года назад +47

      just wait until you get attacked by insurance agents from highschool, all your OVB agents will burn your house down to prove that they are the real deal

    • @davecullins1606
      @davecullins1606 3 года назад +17

      Pyramid schemes.

    • @KahlilYounis
      @KahlilYounis 3 года назад +3

      I market live forex pyramid schemes

    • @nimahanna1709
      @nimahanna1709 3 года назад +2

      Been done to death

    • @javyassassin13
      @javyassassin13 3 года назад

      Glad i never went through with it instead im possibly throwing my savings away in a bunch of Option contracts sounds legit

  • @ryrycd8811
    @ryrycd8811 3 года назад +60

    This is in serious need of an update.

  • @derekwang2215
    @derekwang2215 3 года назад +47

    0:21 punish ones that fail....
    r/WSB: haha no

  • @dimethyltryptamine8055
    @dimethyltryptamine8055 3 года назад +9641

    Jokes on you guys, I have a relative who live in Nigeria and he’s going to send me a million dollars because I gave him my bank information😤

    • @randomguy-vu3bn
      @randomguy-vu3bn 3 года назад +84

      And you got yourself scanned congrats 👏👏💯🧠

    • @randomguy-vu3bn
      @randomguy-vu3bn 3 года назад +136

      I know it's a joke

    • @kostasntg4224
      @kostasntg4224 3 года назад +190

      bro, where do I send my info, I want too

    • @arizun8160
      @arizun8160 3 года назад +116

      @Miles is he a Nigerian prince?

    • @rafaelsalzmann4075
      @rafaelsalzmann4075 3 года назад +25

      @Miles sorry, i believe in satan

  • @tommyjackson1745
    @tommyjackson1745 3 года назад +2161

    Theta gang is the embodiment of picking up pennies in front of a bulldozer

    • @tubehol08
      @tubehol08 3 года назад +26

      Not black swan optimal for sure. No money ultra safe, all money in black swan risk

    • @directorbeau
      @directorbeau 3 года назад +46

      Tell that to AAPL and TSLA call holders

    • @code988yay
      @code988yay 3 года назад +45

      Yeah but sometimes those pennies are made of platinum and gold

    • @bumble144
      @bumble144 3 года назад +3

      this guy trying to be smart. the guy over there put their money where their mouth is. do you?

    • @1OffGabagool
      @1OffGabagool 3 года назад +4

      Miles positions or ban

  • @danny80268
    @danny80268 3 года назад +139

    Completely clicked on this because I thought it would be a short overview for children. I'm so much happier.

  • @PatrickLloyd-
    @PatrickLloyd- 6 месяцев назад +472

    The idea of investing a significant sum of money may be both thrilling and intimidating. There seems to be potential for considerable wealth increase with the correct strategy. How can one take advantage of the present market to grow one's retirement savings over time?

    • @PhilipDunk
      @PhilipDunk 6 месяцев назад +2

      Yes true, I learnt that in 2020, when I lost almost everything. But I switched to using a financial advisor and I've been returning at least $90k every one quarter of the year so I’m sticking to investing via an Adviser.

    • @sattler96
      @sattler96 6 месяцев назад +2

      Please who is the consultant that assist you with your investment and if you don't mind, how do I get in touch with them?

    • @PhilipDunk
      @PhilipDunk 6 месяцев назад +2

      “Vivian Carol Gioia” is the advisor that oversees my portfolio. She's been able to gain some reputation and online recognition with over two decades in service, so it shouldn't be a hassle to find basic info.

    • @sattler96
      @sattler96 6 месяцев назад +2

      this recommendation came at right time, very much appreciate it. curiously inputted her full name on my browser and found her site top search, no bs.. over 20 years of experience is certainly striking!

    • @TheShicksinator
      @TheShicksinator 2 месяца назад +1

      Just do big ass index funds. It's boring but reliable and lucrative in the long term. VTI/VXUS will serve you well. Or hell a target date fund if you want to be even lazier. If you want more in depth advice use a fiduciary (NOT a financial advisor, only fiduciaries have a legal obligation to act in your interest).

  • @TheGreatAtario
    @TheGreatAtario 3 года назад +11591

    Son: Dad, can I borrow ten dollars in Bitcoin?
    Dad: Eleven dollars and thirteen cents? Why do you need to borrow eight dollars and seventy-six cents?

    • @sadianadim6892
      @sadianadim6892 3 года назад +333

      please, im dumb explain

    • @zanforian
      @zanforian 3 года назад +1930

      @Sadia Nadim The actual USD value of bitcoin fluctuates wildly and pretty quickly. They are making a joke about that.

    • @sadlamp3419
      @sadlamp3419 3 года назад +98

      Dual faceted and layered. Very based

    • @dogelife7901
      @dogelife7901 3 года назад +88

      Dad: I cANt HoLD a BiTCoIn

    • @kwinzman
      @kwinzman 3 года назад +147

      It's the USD that fluctuates. Bitcoin stays constant :P

  • @ahhhyuppp6400
    @ahhhyuppp6400 3 года назад +2416

    “And buying into a stock that’s already went up 20% in 3 days..”
    LMAO

    • @MookaMG
      @MookaMG 3 года назад +86

      I felt attacked 😂

    • @exbladex99
      @exbladex99 3 года назад +66

      That's what I said about Tesla, and people are still sending me messages saying "that comment didn't age well..." I'm having trouble sleeping from all the investors who lost money reading my advice. Just imagine if I can sleep if I reversed my position now and told people to go buy Tesla and THEN it crashes?

    • @Lawrence330
      @Lawrence330 3 года назад +69

      @@exbladex99 Ugh, Tesla. I decided to pass on it in March (at around $700) because it had literally just doubled from around $300 in December and I was thinking it might be peaking, plus coronavirus uncertainty and the factory closures. Kicked myself hard at $1200, but had the exact same though. Now over $2,000...oof.

    • @TryABaconSlice
      @TryABaconSlice 3 года назад +115

      I prefer buying when something has gone up 230% in the past 45 minutes

    • @MoonFidelity
      @MoonFidelity 3 года назад +7

      @@exbladex99 but it grew again, so that didn't age well 😂

  • @zandaroos553
    @zandaroos553 2 года назад +45

    As someone interning in quant investment risk this is 100% accurate. One of the algos I’m helping with determines the portfolio return changes expected from a 0.01% change in the 30-day Treasury Bond

  • @dknadeau0912
    @dknadeau0912 3 года назад +72

    Anyone else have the pop up on their recommended right after the boys from r/wallstreetbets broke robinhood?

  • @user-ze6ns9pq2y
    @user-ze6ns9pq2y 3 года назад +7689

    This guy definitely lurks WSB on the reg lol

  • @saldan3985
    @saldan3985 3 года назад +352

    Damn, You forgot about those who sell Stock Images and Stock Footages...

    • @luckyluke4276
      @luckyluke4276 3 года назад +19

      The most important category of investors

  • @Drmww
    @Drmww 3 года назад +37

    Age of Mythology 1:53

  • @monad5140
    @monad5140 2 года назад +7

    "They're only gambling with their future, so nothing to lose anyway." Damn that's brutal

  • @Crazelord91
    @Crazelord91 3 года назад +534

    I'm a financial advisor and the Wallstreet part is actually extremely accurate. Love it

  • @oli.y
    @oli.y 3 года назад +81

    I can't wait for *Casually Explained:* *2020*

  • @patnasty10
    @patnasty10 3 года назад +17

    This one ages like fine wine.

  • @PhilipMurray251
    @PhilipMurray251 Год назад +190

    Stocks are falling and bond yields are rising, but markets still don’t seem convinced the Federal Reserve will pursue plans to keep increasing interest rates until inflation is under control. I'm still at a crossroad deciding if to liquidate my $138k stock portfolio. What’s the best way to take advantage of this bear market?

    • @Robertgriffinne
      @Robertgriffinne Год назад +3

      Instead of liquidating your portfolio, you should try to understand personal finances and investing, because these will most likely lead to greater financial independence. By being knowledgeable about money and investing, individuals can make informed decisions about how to save, spend, and invest their money. I know someone who made over $350k in this recession influenced market, but to the best of my knowledge, it was through a financial advisor.

    • @instinctively_awesome8283
      @instinctively_awesome8283 Год назад +2

      Yeah, financial advisors could make a lot of difference, particularly in a market such as this. Stocks are pretty unstable at the moment, but if you do the right math, you should be just fine. Bloomberg and other finance media have been recording cases of folks gaining over 250k just in a matter of weeks/couple months, so I think there are a lot of wealth transfer in this downtime if you know where to look. I have been using an FA since 2019, and I return at least $21k ROI, and this does not include capital gain.

    • @PhilipMurray251
      @PhilipMurray251 Год назад +2

      @@instinctively_awesome8283 Is there any chance you could recommend who you work with? I've wanted to make this switch for a very long time now, but I've been very hesitant about. I'll appreciate any recommendation_

    • @instinctively_awesome8283
      @instinctively_awesome8283 Год назад +9

      @@PhilipMurray251 I really don't like making such recommendations, because everybody's situation is unique. But there are many freelance wealth managers you could check out. I have been working with MARIA ELIZABETH FILINDRAS for about four years now, and she's really, really good. If she meets your discretion, then you could go ahead with her. I endorse her

    • @PhilipMurray251
      @PhilipMurray251 Год назад +2

      @@instinctively_awesome8283 I'll like to get through to her. And I think I have heard that name on the news before. Can't remember if it was CNBC. Any idea if she can transfer my already existing portfolio from another hedge fund?

  • @danielwitt1793
    @danielwitt1793 3 года назад +155

    "Aaaaaand its gone! This line is for people who have money with the bank only, please step aside!"

    • @spirit4328
      @spirit4328 3 года назад +3

      im gonna need about tree fiddy

  • @goawaygosh
    @goawaygosh 3 года назад +702

    God I didn’t understand a thing in this video except that I’m too poor to be watching it.

    • @JP-vg8vl
      @JP-vg8vl 3 года назад +14

      Same

    • @ProtoForte
      @ProtoForte 3 года назад +25

      with that kind of attitude, yes you are.
      i'll have you know that i come from a poor immigrant family, not a single euro to my name, but now i have a 6-figure bank account. anybody can trade, it's honestly not that hard, just a little time consuming. all you need to start with is 100 usd (just work for 1 month). more is fine, but it's best to use more money when you have more experience (i started with 1k, but i realised i could've done what i did starting with less too)
      do your research, spend time, don't get discouraged if it doesn't work out in the beginning. that's all it takes to make money.

    • @clorobec2625
      @clorobec2625 3 года назад +51

      @@ProtoForte ok

    • @goawaygosh
      @goawaygosh 3 года назад +54

      yre
      Thanks I made a slick mil’ real quick and escaped poverty.
      But I still don’t understand the video

    • @oskartu12
      @oskartu12 3 года назад

      @@ProtoForte imo more money keeps u safe to not lose mind over losing your savings while starting. After u have learned u for sure could start with less.

  • @chrisordway7950
    @chrisordway7950 3 года назад +10

    The gold and silver bug is literally my dad. The character looks and acts exactly the same (with the grey beard) even down to the quotes.

  • @Phoenix258
    @Phoenix258 3 года назад +26

    HOLD GME.

  • @alexspace9878
    @alexspace9878 3 года назад +1183

    These people are all amateurs. I made millions in minutes by just using an amulet coin and battling the elite four a few times with lv. 100s.
    Get on my level scrubs

    • @crisen_
      @crisen_ 3 года назад +1

      Dont forget using O powers

    • @emperortgp2424
      @emperortgp2424 3 года назад +1

      Wore two golden rings and ran back and forth through a corridor breaking all the lamps. Someone keeps stashing bags of gold in those lamps for some reason.

    • @trevorbustamante7139
      @trevorbustamante7139 3 года назад +5

      VS Seeker the rich old people with 1 pokemon 👌🏻

    • @minoritymindset7473
      @minoritymindset7473 3 года назад

      Amazing. We all know bitcoin is the future

    • @id85181
      @id85181 3 года назад

      i made thousands in seconds by spamming hog riders. get on my level
      |
      V
      your level

  • @XJYNCT
    @XJYNCT 3 года назад +561

    "They are only gambling on their future, so nothing to lose anyways."
    Is this a personal attack or something?

  •  10 месяцев назад +3

    4:22 5 dollar service fee (per stock). :)

  • @doloressollano3252
    @doloressollano3252 3 года назад +388

    What value does cryptocurrency add? No one’s been able to answer that question to me.

    • @noelaquino9049
      @noelaquino9049 3 года назад +4

      The cryptocurrency bitcoin has value because it holds up very well when it comes to these six characteristics, although its biggest issue is its status as a store of value.

    • @noelaquino9049
      @noelaquino9049 3 года назад +5

      However, if bitcoin gains scale and captures 15% of the global currency market (assuming all 21 million bitcoins in circulation) the total price per bitcoin would be roughly $514,000.

    • @morrisonjohnson3636
      @morrisonjohnson3636 3 года назад +4

      We are seeing more managed money and, to an extent, institutional money entering the [crypto] space. Anecdotally speaking, I know of many people who are working at hedge funds or other investment managers who are trading cryptocurrency personally, the question is, when do people start doing it with their firms and funds?

    • @khalifalouis4540
      @khalifalouis4540 3 года назад +3

      How is the forex investment done.

    • @memacarrillo9160
      @memacarrillo9160 3 года назад +2

      @@khalifalouis4540 Yes, forex investment, I heard it's very profitable

  • @goatty5839
    @goatty5839 3 года назад +332

    The god himself, all we need now is sam o’nella to upload

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 3 года назад +12

      it's been 7 or 8 months 😭 miss him

    • @Xophistos
      @Xophistos 3 года назад +15

      @@deepstariaenigmatica2601 same, at least cgp grey uploaded recently. even if his american-indian series died at part 0

    • @terner1234
      @terner1234 3 года назад +10

      Maybe he got food poisoning from sam onella

    • @deepstariaenigmatica2601
      @deepstariaenigmatica2601 3 года назад +2

      @@Xophistos lmao and then he got the tekoi thing wrong

    • @robinp.1362
      @robinp.1362 3 года назад +1

      @@Xophistos The series isn't dead. It is still in production xD

  • @RosscoAW
    @RosscoAW 3 года назад +647

    As an "investor" myself -- uhhh... yeah. No, pretty much. That actually does pretty much just sum it right up nicely, ngl.

    • @HitShtick
      @HitShtick 3 года назад +34

      “Don’t buy the needle, buy the haystack”

    • @knowyourhistory
      @knowyourhistory 3 года назад +7

      I'm a boring investor too except I rather lump sum

    • @usaball9190
      @usaball9190 3 года назад +27

      Ironically, these no-nothing investors historically walk away with best returns 30 years later compared to everyone else. Even the tax system is behind their back(long term cap gain)

    • @Origami84
      @Origami84 3 года назад +11

      @@usaball9190 We are still very jealous of WSB YOLO bets gone really well, or the quants. We are boring, we know it, and we are not particularly proud of it.

    • @pioneer_1148
      @pioneer_1148 2 года назад +7

      Honestly it's not sophisticated and it's not particularly smart. But that's the entire point. You know you don't know enough to beat the market so you take the market return and beat the vast majority of people (including 75% of hedgefunds) by doing so.

  • @askejensen7573
    @askejensen7573 3 года назад +3

    2:45 you just exposed my entire portfolio

  • @BigDawgRey95
    @BigDawgRey95 3 года назад +1

    This might be the best laugh I've had since 2021 started, on a video about the stock market of all things. Thank you for that.

  • @economicsinaction
    @economicsinaction 3 года назад +185

    Casually Explained getting on the **PRINTER GOES BRRR** wave

  • @TheMemeCompany
    @TheMemeCompany 3 года назад +343

    Casually Explained: _uploads video_
    Everyone: *"Impossible"*

    • @raezor82
      @raezor82 3 года назад +5

      No, it's necessary.

    • @steviedavidson5130
      @steviedavidson5130 3 года назад

      Everyone: *stonks*

    • @steviedavidson5130
      @steviedavidson5130 3 года назад

      Miles that’s irrelevant here. And I think I’ll go with no if that’s okay. Worshipping characters from a fiction book just isn’t my favourite thing to do with my spare time if I’m honest.

  • @Inhaletoenail
    @Inhaletoenail 3 года назад +6

    The tattoo wouldn’t say “buy the dip” it would be “COMPOUND INTEREST”

  • @MDGgamin
    @MDGgamin 3 года назад +17

    GameStonks Power to the Player

  • @yehudadavis3235
    @yehudadavis3235 3 года назад +311

    Me, not understanding any of this and having no interest in the stock market:
    "Yes, interesting."

    • @harryokoli7321
      @harryokoli7321 3 года назад +5

      I started with a little capital which have increased so much compared to what i was expecting, there's no time to decide whether or not. You can join pacesetters today it's great

    • @rafaelalodio5116
      @rafaelalodio5116 3 года назад +19

      Same dude, I have no idea how it works

    • @harryokoli7321
      @harryokoli7321 3 года назад +1

      Rafael Alódio why not invest in bitcoins, don’t you know what bitcoin is?

    • @turtle-balloon
      @turtle-balloon 3 года назад +32

      It sounds like this Harry Okoli guy is trying to sell you something but you should really try to start investing for your future. Its actually quite fun when you get started. I go onto my app to look at my stocks and indexes every day because its pretty interesting. But if youre completly uninterested then you should probably look into just putting your money into the s&p500 or the nasdaq like the “investor” type

    • @carrolloutdoors4764
      @carrolloutdoors4764 3 года назад

      I invest, and this guy is super accurate.

  • @sjlee4968
    @sjlee4968 3 года назад +377

    I've never felt so personally attacked by a RUclips video.

  • @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIiilIi
    @IIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIlIlIiilIi 3 года назад +19

    Oh boy you might wanna redo the Wall Street one lmao

  • @cjeppinga
    @cjeppinga 3 года назад +28

    I literally joined the Reddit chat and they all buying GameStop stocks rn 😂

    • @kevinkavanagh8509
      @kevinkavanagh8509 3 года назад +9

      “The Reddit chat” 😂😎

    • @cjeppinga
      @cjeppinga 3 года назад

      @@kevinkavanagh8509 my bad 🤦‍♂️ 😂

    • @surrealsupercell7217
      @surrealsupercell7217 2 года назад +1

      Bro.. you literally just watched history unfold in front of your eyes.

    • @cjeppinga
      @cjeppinga 2 года назад

      @@surrealsupercell7217 I did partake in this as well. Damn so much happened in nine months wtf 😂

  • @windingsarcasm9046
    @windingsarcasm9046 3 года назад +177

    "This is the polar opposite of Wall Street bets because anyone who does this has to have an income'"
    *Oof*

    • @MaplesonD
      @MaplesonD 3 года назад +10

      Did they edit that part out? I saw it yesterday, but just watched the video and didn't catch it this time.

    • @TheJasonbail
      @TheJasonbail 3 года назад +1

      @@MaplesonD glad I'm not losing my mind.

    • @LeoStaley
      @LeoStaley 3 года назад +1

      "Except they would never do that, because tattoos are a sin." Best joke by far. What group thinks that tattoos are a sin?

  • @nancysandoval1725
    @nancysandoval1725 3 года назад +170

    Do a Casually Explained: Dating Apps

  • @alejandrobasaldua5930
    @alejandrobasaldua5930 3 года назад +7

    "Timing the market beats time in the market" Leter Pynch.

  • @carlo3953
    @carlo3953 3 года назад +12

    I had a black screen and no sound for 1 minute after he said “one of the reasons I love the stock market is what life’s all about” so I thought he was gonna say patience at the end. Turns out after waiting for so long my video wasn’t loading properly

    • @devonmontgomery-eder1066
      @devonmontgomery-eder1066 3 года назад +1

      You are a patient person

    • @carlo3953
      @carlo3953 3 года назад

      @@devonmontgomery-eder1066 I was thinking, I had to “prove” I’m ready to start investing hahahah

  • @elytro1949
    @elytro1949 3 года назад +711

    Do a "Casually Explained: Losing Virginity"

  • @weirdchamp4601
    @weirdchamp4601 3 года назад +220

    Has anyone else seen that video called something like
    “the two types of people in
    r/Wallstreetbets”

    • @bruzzy1071
      @bruzzy1071 3 года назад +21

      Money computer go beep boop

    • @pxrxy
      @pxrxy 3 года назад +3

      Wasn't that on his other channel?

    • @spoderman8351
      @spoderman8351 3 года назад +15

      Oh no. Airplane house is empty. But maybe soon. Airplane house will be full. I will buy one airplane ticket.

  • @jayrave4
    @jayrave4 3 года назад +19

    “Tesla are a tech company and totally justify their ludicrous (mode) market cap, of c.$700B - in 2 years they’ll easily turnover $250B”.
    Brad, 23. Joined Robin Hood in March 2020 and now an expert on all aspects of the market.

    • @rubenvanspankeren905
      @rubenvanspankeren905 3 года назад +1

      The bubble will burst between now and 2 years, i’m not shorting tho. I will not burn my hands on this one

    • @ismailshah8154
      @ismailshah8154 3 года назад

      600billion

    • @jayrave4
      @jayrave4 3 года назад

      @@ismailshah8154 we’ll see 😂

    • @ismailshah8154
      @ismailshah8154 3 года назад +1

      @@jayrave4 no their current market is 712B cap I said 600 cuz that was what it was last week or so when I checked

    • @jayrave4
      @jayrave4 3 года назад

      @@ismailshah8154 sorry buddy, I thought you meant Tesla would turnover $600B in two years, which is never going to happen!
      Yes, their market cap is a frankly ridiculous c.$700B right now...mainly because of all the Brads still pumping money into it on Robin Hood 😂

  • @lotsofsauce4992
    @lotsofsauce4992 Год назад +2

    stock market only goes up

  • @dinafulconis1376
    @dinafulconis1376 3 года назад +4785

    From reddit's u/hypotherical: the stock market is just astrology for men

    • @ColorFusical
      @ColorFusical 3 года назад +194

      At least they can potentially get something from it, unlike astrology

    • @dinafulconis1376
      @dinafulconis1376 3 года назад +117

      Curiously one of them is a multinational scam people use where arbitrary values are assigned depending on the time they are observed at and reflecting the other arbitrary and ever evolving values and the other is the stock market

    • @udishomer5852
      @udishomer5852 3 года назад +41

      But it goes up 7-10% a year on average, so if you do nothing you make money...

    • @LowestofheDead
      @LowestofheDead 3 года назад +93

      And everyone wastes their time and makes bad decisions on the BS advice of a few people who are getting rich on everyone else's ignorance.
      Wait we were talking about astrology?

    • @fishstew2573
      @fishstew2573 3 года назад +6

      ...and this woman!

  • @JUSTDOITdaily.
    @JUSTDOITdaily. 3 года назад +228

    r/WallStreetBets: *_"Guh."_*

    • @itstrilby2037
      @itstrilby2037 3 года назад +7

      as a great man once put it, wall street bets is just astrology for men.

    • @shreyaspadhye
      @shreyaspadhye 3 года назад

      Top comment here

  • @stickmanstocks
    @stickmanstocks 2 года назад +7

    "They figured that they're gambling with their future, so nothing to lose anyway"
    Just like that he roasted an entire generation haha

  • @rydengilani9303
    @rydengilani9303 3 года назад +25

    I am surprised at how accurate this is. I'm used to everything from the Media being lies; I forgot what it was like to have real reporting

  • @TheSmashten
    @TheSmashten 3 года назад +2620

    “They can’t bring themselves to buy Apple even though it’s outperformed their own portfolio.” Might as well @ me next time

  • @GurschachX
    @GurschachX 3 года назад +907

    Just when you thought 2020 couldn't get any worse, Jesus Christ comes back just in time for the rapture

    • @lacanian1500
      @lacanian1500 3 года назад +20

      Jesus Christ with social anxiety

    • @alloounou6900
      @alloounou6900 3 года назад +11

      Wait that's good news.

    • @AxxLAfriku
      @AxxLAfriku 3 года назад

      WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT RUclipsR girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscryber, dear gü

    • @johnlewis8934
      @johnlewis8934 3 года назад +1

      Alloou No U Yeah that sounds like a great thing honestly

    • @CaptConnoissuer
      @CaptConnoissuer 3 года назад +2

      AxxL- Dude... what. the. hell?

  • @derian8821
    @derian8821 2 года назад +1

    The investor is literally my grandad who was talking to me about "dollar cost averaging", forecasting and whatnot while we were walking to the supermarket.

  • @ShaferScott
    @ShaferScott 3 года назад +15

    You should make this a course. I would pay $200 for this masterclass episode.

  • @Nihilnovus
    @Nihilnovus 3 года назад +53

    He really lives up to his name about casually explaining things. This is really enough foundation information to get you started in this specific area, it’s hilarious to boot.

    • @chevon5707
      @chevon5707 3 года назад +1

      How on earth does this comment have so many likes

    • @Nihilnovus
      @Nihilnovus 3 года назад

      I’m asking myself that same question

  • @parkpark8715
    @parkpark8715 3 года назад +375

    Since I live in Northern California, I'm watching this in a fire tornado...

  • @superchilltorah1663
    @superchilltorah1663 2 года назад +1

    That joke about putting the gold back in the ground was my favorite

  • @onthemoney8356
    @onthemoney8356 2 года назад

    I'm ashamed at how good this video is. Well done.

  • @robald7975
    @robald7975 3 года назад +83

    the return of the king

  • @jodinsan
    @jodinsan 3 года назад +1076

    "Kept warm by enough GPU's to melt Greenland." I died. Ded. I am deceased.

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 3 года назад +18

      Returned to the soil, back with the cosmos, deconstructed on a molecular level

    • @josephjoestar275
      @josephjoestar275 3 года назад +16

      Gone, reduced to atoms.

    • @dad4436
      @dad4436 3 года назад +7

      not alive

    • @Nate-9797
      @Nate-9797 3 года назад +8

      Killed to death by dying

    • @SpaceMissile
      @SpaceMissile 3 года назад +2

      rip: jodinsan

  • @gabecodina
    @gabecodina 3 года назад

    Awesome and scarily accurate, keep up the good work Sir.

  • @davidtexmex1616
    @davidtexmex1616 3 года назад

    Top notch, several lols just wish there was a Trading Places reference, my first exposure to the stock market and still the one that nails it.