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  • @mihagolod2393
    @mihagolod2393 3 года назад +3971

    „Black People should be free”
    This joke was much darker than initially expected 😂😂😂😂😂

    • @trentl795
      @trentl795 3 года назад +157

      I didn’t get it until you pointed it out

    • @jackxiao9702
      @jackxiao9702 3 года назад +75

      I just got it.

    • @MiniMeags
      @MiniMeags 3 года назад +3

      @@trentl795 me either HAHAHA

    • @daddysempaichan
      @daddysempaichan 3 года назад +447

      In case anyone doesn't know
      North want's them free as in them having a free will. Free as in human right's.
      South want's them free as in free to buy and own. Free as in not costing money.

    • @tsrorst2792
      @tsrorst2792 3 года назад +70

      "darker"

  • @a_guy_in_orange7230
    @a_guy_in_orange7230 3 года назад +5165

    I do not have any shadow of a doubt that the Disney story was 100% fact with 0 exaggeration

    • @chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192
      @chubbysolaireeaterofpussy3192 3 года назад +143

      100% beleviable met many people like this before

    • @THuang-lt1ob
      @THuang-lt1ob 3 года назад +114

      Not sure if this was sarcasm, but if youre from the south, this is completely regular; he just told is comically.

    • @CiggyRat
      @CiggyRat 3 года назад +63

      I literally cant imagine this actually happening or living somewhere where its normal. Amazing, never even seen a single one of those scooters in my life

    • @jackfisher8966
      @jackfisher8966 3 года назад +19

      @@CiggyRat are you American?

    • @The_Jzoli
      @The_Jzoli 3 года назад +105

      @@jackfisher8966 I think "never even seen a single one of those scooters in my life" is enough of a giveaway that they aren't.

  • @rulisa1131
    @rulisa1131 2 года назад +2871

    "Black people should be free" As a black person, I'm ashamed of how long that joke took me to understand.

  • @sweetgirl070707
    @sweetgirl070707 Год назад +672

    I'm European and I can honestly say that around the time I turned 18, I actually QUIT drinking alcohol and since then I only have a drink on special occasions a few times a year.

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Год назад +32

      Yea kinda insane to imagine in the US they just start going to clubs and bars with 21

    • @RabbertnolGarl-nu5fl
      @RabbertnolGarl-nu5fl Год назад +5

      Yooo do you feel that turning 18 you lose interest in 18+ things?

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Год назад +36

      @@RabbertnolGarl-nu5fl when you often go partying and drink a lot, at some point you feel that you might have to reduce it because it affects you negatively in the long term. Since we tend to start earlier in Europe we also reach that point earlier.

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Год назад +8

      @person8188 i mean we are still healthier overall compared to the average US citizen so it's alright i guess. Even though we also smoke more cigarettes

    • @irgendeinname9256
      @irgendeinname9256 Год назад +3

      @person8188 well i am not really trying to argue against your point you are right about that. Well over here with 18 you are an adult and not a minor anymore and you are supposed to be mature enough to make your own decisions and take responsibility so it's weird to see that people in the US are still restricted by law at this age. On the other hand here in Germany you are already allowed to drink with 16 or even with 14 if you are with your parents and that's probably too young and kinda plays this drug down

  • @hanlee6147
    @hanlee6147 3 года назад +2697

    “Mental illnesses are poke badges” he’s killing everyone out here

    • @owayasomething9295
      @owayasomething9295 3 года назад +30

      Seems to me what he’s saying is that one side believes mental illnesses should be diagnosed and treated and the other sides ends up shooting up schools

    • @thegibbatron87
      @thegibbatron87 3 года назад +119

      @@owayasomething9295 ok

    • @thememewhocriedboi4794
      @thememewhocriedboi4794 3 года назад +247

      @@owayasomething9295 that's definitely not what he's saying

    • @pot_ato1234
      @pot_ato1234 3 года назад +33

      @@owayasomething9295 ok

    • @basiert7701
      @basiert7701 3 года назад +30

      @@owayasomething9295 sure

  • @da6ko1
    @da6ko1 3 года назад +3879

    Damn I felt bad for that one guy with the home grown tomatos, he just wanted to say that he's happy that everyone liked them ;(

    • @andrewgodly5739
      @andrewgodly5739 3 года назад +105

      The world could use a little less humans on it anyways. Covid is doing God's work, lowering carbon by lowering the carbon emitters

    • @clementyau7192
      @clementyau7192 3 года назад +16

      Have a link to the original reddit post?

    • @princesssheogorath1979
      @princesssheogorath1979 3 года назад +56

      Of course, the American ruins it for everyone.

    • @___zeke___7581
      @___zeke___7581 3 года назад +4

      Don’t feel bad, he was probably a socialist

    • @manictiger
      @manictiger 3 года назад +16

      @@andrewgodly5739
      I said this and people flipped out at me, that this was just nature doing what it needs to, and by delaying it, we're just guaranteeing that the next "herd thinning" will be that much more severe.

  • @Synth2
    @Synth2 2 года назад +260

    "The drinking age in America is 21, in Canada is 18 or 19 and in Europe is whenever you have the balls"
    Truer words have never been spoken

    • @jamiespiteri2094
      @jamiespiteri2094 2 года назад +2

      As a european I agree 100%

    • @AntonGudenus
      @AntonGudenus 7 месяцев назад +4

      Gotta start your alcoholic journey early.
      Though the early overdrinking actually makes people much less binge-drinky in their late teens and early twenties due to being so embarrassed by their 15 year old self. It's basically a 5d move against raging binge-drinking by weaponizing how cringe we all were in our younger years.

    • @user-bi7xd8ry5p
      @user-bi7xd8ry5p 6 месяцев назад +3

      ​@@AntonGudenusThis. Plus you learn your boundaries early on when people kind of expect you to do stupid shit.

    • @michiel5160
      @michiel5160 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@AntonGudenusYou can start young and never over do it. I think I was around 5 yo or so when I took my first sip. Never been drunk or even tipsy. I rarely drunk at all. A couple times a year max and if it happened a couple glasses max.

    • @AntonGudenus
      @AntonGudenus 2 месяца назад

      @@michiel5160 That's the ideal amount of consumption.
      But I doubt, that you would have overdone it massively, if you had started later. So there was no need to weaponize cringe against you, to get you, to act in your best interest, due to you already being responsible by nature.

  • @notyourbusiness8636
    @notyourbusiness8636 2 года назад +321

    As an USA citizen who has lived in rural country towns and sprawling cities, I can announce that this man has one of the soundest political opinions I have ever heard.

    • @notyourbusiness8636
      @notyourbusiness8636 Год назад

      @@Owjdnskoakansbskk from US education, obviously

    • @xavierchoe8074
      @xavierchoe8074 Год назад +4

      @@Owjdnskoakansbskk Because the use of "a" vs. "an" is not determined by whether the initial _letter_ is a vowel or a consonant, but rather by whether the initial _sound_ is a vowel or a consonant. If you spell U-S-A, it's "a US citizen", but if you read/say that as "United States", it's properly "an US citizen". Don't be so unnecessarily judgmental.

    • @austinashworth6413
      @austinashworth6413 5 месяцев назад

      There was once a time when everything he said was considered common sense

    • @SomethingCool51
      @SomethingCool51 4 месяца назад +1

      @@xavierchoe8074lol no it isn't
      You would use "a" before USA or United, unless you pronounce United extremely weird (like "oonited")

  • @gabesweats
    @gabesweats 3 года назад +13394

    jamie finally remembered his youtube password no way

    • @sixeclog7442
      @sixeclog7442 3 года назад +89

      overused joke

    • @Dragon-dr5fe
      @Dragon-dr5fe 3 года назад +32

      Remembered actually doesn't mean you what think, let me explain

    • @Ahmad_Salameh
      @Ahmad_Salameh 3 года назад +10

      are you the minecraft man on tiktok?

    • @deceasedposter
      @deceasedposter 3 года назад +2

      How

    • @sebdapleb1523
      @sebdapleb1523 3 года назад +4

      on the same day michael made a comback

  • @badaxtion1878
    @badaxtion1878 3 года назад +4292

    “They were ultimately saying the same thing, ‘Black people should be free. ‘“ amazing

    • @sirkiz1181
      @sirkiz1181 3 года назад +803

      @@danielsmith4715-d2k free to buy

    • @dcomet7
      @dcomet7 3 года назад +17

      @@danielsmith4715-d2k did the south pay blacks?

    • @FrenchysPlaysTV
      @FrenchysPlaysTV 3 года назад +25

      Because Robert E. Lee actually wanted to free the slaves. Lincoln wanted to send them to Central/South America because he believed they would be a problem. Until he realized the only way he could win the war was to offer them freedom in exchange for bodies.

    • @yosemitesam3003
      @yosemitesam3003 3 года назад +74

      @@danielsmith4715-d2k its a joke guy

    • @DarkDoughnutsVids
      @DarkDoughnutsVids 3 года назад +30

      @@danielsmith4715-d2k It was a joke

  • @saladking2370
    @saladking2370 2 года назад +62

    "Lots of traffic today,"
    "Traffic, sir, this is a churro line,"
    Absolutely S-tier

  • @jorgealonso8742
    @jorgealonso8742 2 года назад +46

    "Or Latin America where laws are things that police makes up when they see a tourist"
    As a Mexican, truer words have never been spoken.

  • @Kyotosomo
    @Kyotosomo 3 года назад +8781

    The Pokemon Badges remark left me on the floor

    • @supercanonx
      @supercanonx 3 года назад +61

      Here before this blows up

    • @kelvincheruiyot8187
      @kelvincheruiyot8187 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-RAglyw6ySk/видео.html

    • @suedetree970
      @suedetree970 3 года назад +15

      fr it got me too lmao

    • @amaruvt
      @amaruvt 3 года назад +6

      Same had to rewind 😂

    • @codenamelarry6518
      @codenamelarry6518 3 года назад +238

      Mental Illness is serious, but it's also trending. Industry surrounding it has become profitable, because it's a hot topic amongst teens and now adults, as well as in media. It's great that more people are talking about it and taking it seriously, but it's also toxic that people are fetishizing it and centering their mere existence around it.
      The Pokemon Badges remark is hilarious, and the same comparison could be made about the number of medications people take. Although it is a generalization, pretty much all of my friends talk about their mental illness and medication whenever we hang. But honestly, if talking about it helps, then more power to you.

  • @AfterSkool
    @AfterSkool 3 года назад +15783

    If twitter disappeared today, tomorrow would be a better day.

    • @user-jc2jp7rd9f
      @user-jc2jp7rd9f 3 года назад +527

      *OBJECTION* where else can I laugh at people getting mad at a bottle of maple syrup?

    • @hco4203
      @hco4203 3 года назад +86

      "The future will be better tomorrow."
      Dan Quayle.

    • @mounne13
      @mounne13 3 года назад +180

      It'd create a power vacuum. leading to some obligarch making a platform like twitter and raking in on the ad revenue profits.

    • @u0aol1
      @u0aol1 3 года назад +6

      You have good taste in RUclips channels

    • @astridkjellberg
      @astridkjellberg 3 года назад +47

      also tiktok

  • @stevenkantrowitz6040
    @stevenkantrowitz6040 3 года назад +89

    "People who think denouncing a bottle of syrup relinquishes them from their original white sin"

    • @ericktellez7632
      @ericktellez7632 2 года назад +4

      Like when the people got mad about the trader jose label but when it was changed there were still underpaid illegal migrants working in those aisles, basically solving absolutely nothing at all 🤷‍♂️

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 2 года назад +1

      So fucking true

  • @FranciscoGarcia-sp7jw
    @FranciscoGarcia-sp7jw 2 года назад +24

    0:43 Poor guy, he just wanted people to like seeing his tomatoes.

  • @ethanh6370
    @ethanh6370 3 года назад +10076

    How did he manage to insult no one and everyone at the same time?? Well done.

  • @killotronjedi705
    @killotronjedi705 3 года назад +13604

    That Disneyworld story sounds crazy, but as both an American and someone who went to Disneyworld, it still sounds completely possible

    • @DeeTofa
      @DeeTofa 3 года назад +267

      Yeah, story is 100% plausible

    • @alanalvarez3130
      @alanalvarez3130 3 года назад +19

      México ❣️🇲🇽👌

    • @danmartinez5752
      @danmartinez5752 3 года назад +19

      stimulus checks got people running around everywhere now

    • @richardsantanna5398
      @richardsantanna5398 3 года назад +243

      It doesn't even sound crazy. It's completely realistic.

    • @nickhiggins9891
      @nickhiggins9891 3 года назад +132

      i think the least realistic part of the story is that the guy complaining about the traffic would have stayed in line to get his own bucket of churros

  • @Ohnmi
    @Ohnmi 7 месяцев назад +5

    “That’s my argument against universal healthcare” was crazy 💀

  • @that_italian_guy1320
    @that_italian_guy1320 Год назад +14

    “That’s my argument against universal health care” 😂😂😂

  • @commandercostas
    @commandercostas 3 года назад +5743

    "In Europe the drinking age is whenever you have the balls"
    That's probably the best way I've heard it described

    • @CrazyDutchguys
      @CrazyDutchguys 3 года назад +257

      I'd be offended if it wasn't for the fact he's 100% correct

    • @nerevarchthn6860
      @nerevarchthn6860 3 года назад +82

      And it works

    • @killbotter6998
      @killbotter6998 3 года назад +80

      aka whenever you look old enough

    • @Kalorag
      @Kalorag 3 года назад +41

      I was 12, it was wild.

    • @dawidkrzyczkowski4289
      @dawidkrzyczkowski4289 3 года назад +155

      @@killbotter6998 very true i went to some store in poland asked for a 4 pack they ask for id i say i don't have it then i guess she calls in some co worker who just says "he looks old enough" then they just sell it to me and i'm on my merry way

  • @ironbob7346
    @ironbob7346 3 года назад +3890

    "Black people should be free" 💀 best double meaning I've ever heard

    • @user-eh1gc7xo7q
      @user-eh1gc7xo7q 3 года назад +394

      It took me a minute I’m not gonna lie

    • @swanglabory8436
      @swanglabory8436 3 года назад +43

      @@user-eh1gc7xo7q I don’t get it could you explain it please

    • @igboamaka6142
      @igboamaka6142 3 года назад +380

      @@swanglabory8436 I didn't get it either and immediately stopped the video.... Lol free... Like liberty.... And free like free labor

    • @justin9951
      @justin9951 3 года назад +205

      @@swanglabory8436 free to live their lives as they want (north) vs free economically(south)

    • @TRaked
      @TRaked 3 года назад +217

      @@swanglabory8436
      North: Free to live their lives, i.e. free citizens
      South: Free to be bought and sold on the market, and free as in they cost 0 dollars to work the land (i.e. slaves)

  • @dogwithheadphones
    @dogwithheadphones 2 года назад +40

    I’ve never thought of Alaska as just being America tipping its hat but I’m glad that the thumbnail has enlightened me

  • @CaptainEarls
    @CaptainEarls Год назад +67

    As a Norwegian, the random small talk terrifies me. But I really do admire their cultural skillset of just walking up and talking to stranger without commiting involuntary manslaughter by breaking social etiquette.

    • @loginavoidence12
      @loginavoidence12 Год назад +10

      BOO! HOW ARE YOU DOING! 🇺🇸

    • @kirbya9545
      @kirbya9545 3 месяца назад

      It’s really not that bad lol

  • @Thoughtlesswizard
    @Thoughtlesswizard 3 года назад +1723

    I can hear his smile during his Disney world story

  • @gabe1777
    @gabe1777 3 года назад +4775

    “Black people should be free” took me a good 5 seconds until I burst out into laughter

    • @aapkefather1872
      @aapkefather1872 3 года назад +223

      Only a few could've spotted the dark humor there...

    • @invictidomini6846
      @invictidomini6846 3 года назад +71

      I didn’t really get it can you explain please

    • @rikittu
      @rikittu 3 года назад +830

      @@invictidomini6846 one side means that black people should be free from slavery and the southern side is saying that black people shouldn't cost them any money which is them wanting slavery from black people.

    • @BoxCarRacer-notthebandsorry
      @BoxCarRacer-notthebandsorry 3 года назад +329

      @@invictidomini6846 The North: Black people shouldn't be enslaved.
      The South: Black people shouldn't cost anything

    • @TheDyscontinuum
      @TheDyscontinuum 3 года назад +20

      Came to the comments to see if anyone had mentioned it yet,, Absolutely hilarious

  • @questionmark1152
    @questionmark1152 2 года назад +149

    That "Black people should be free" joke is absolutely hilarious...
    It needs way more love.
    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

    • @Heyhowdyhi
      @Heyhowdyhi 2 года назад +5

      OHHHHH I JUST GOT THIS JOKE
      As I was watching it I was like “but… the south didn’t”
      That was like 10 minutes ago lmfao

    • @questionmark1152
      @questionmark1152 2 года назад +1

      @@Heyhowdyhi Yup...Lol

    • @Liam_Bob
      @Liam_Bob Год назад +1

      I finally understand it! LOL😂

    • @stringbeanh2o819
      @stringbeanh2o819 10 месяцев назад

      I literally laughed out loud!

  • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
    @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 2 года назад +119

    He's absolutely on point about moving from Blue state to Red state. Moved from NYC to Florida and its incredible. I was in college studying comp sci in NYC and was absolutely stressed all the time. Everything is expensive and even if I found a good job I would always be in a rat race just to afford decent living. Here in Florida I just got a job as a security guard and my quality of life has sky rocketed!

    • @woobackbaby6871
      @woobackbaby6871 2 года назад

      @@kgkbuugj lol

    • @happyfacefries
      @happyfacefries 2 года назад +12

      Is this a joke?

    • @en0n126
      @en0n126 2 года назад +20

      This is your comparison? Moving to basically any other blue state from NYC would give you the same experience, or even just to a different part of New York.

    • @AleksandrStrizhevskiy
      @AleksandrStrizhevskiy 2 года назад +10

      @@en0n126 Yeah man Im sure if I moved to LA I'd feel the same way. But no, predominantly Blue States have high taxation and all sorts of government bureaucracy that makes it a terrible place to live.

    • @en0n126
      @en0n126 2 года назад

      @@AleksandrStrizhevskiy Certain cities in California are definitely exceptions. I'm having no problems with taxes where I'm at. Have fun in your red state, if they allow you to buy alcohol on a Sunday, or whatever else you might do that hurts no one but evangelicals find to be immoral and have therefore made illegal. Now i'm gonna smoke a bit of my legal blue state weed.

  • @damondominique
    @damondominique 3 года назад +21605

    i can never predict what’s gonna happen in these videos

  • @Bkbkbk97
    @Bkbkbk97 3 года назад +12929

    "Black people should be free" is an S-tier joke if I've ever heard one.

    • @mithrae4525
      @mithrae4525 3 года назад +655

      Oh damn. Didn't get it at first.

    • @TheDbgtfan23
      @TheDbgtfan23 3 года назад +319

      I don't get it-ohhhhh

    • @vvthanh
      @vvthanh 3 года назад +1169

      @@TheDbgtfan23 free as in emancipation vs. free as in you don't have to pay them anything

    • @TheDbgtfan23
      @TheDbgtfan23 3 года назад +112

      @@vvthanh yeah I got it as I was typing that comment lol

    • @chunkle5655
      @chunkle5655 3 года назад +136

      IT JUST HIT ME

  • @AlineMayne1
    @AlineMayne1 2 года назад +12

    "If there's some type of conflict, it's a no brainer who would win: one side collects military grade firearms as a hobby, and one side thinks mental illness are pokebadges" 😂👌🏻

    • @blam320
      @blam320 3 месяца назад

      And yet the side which collects guns demonstrate time and again that they’re cowards who can’t function without feeling like their lives are in constant danger. Funny how that works.

    • @dhayes907
      @dhayes907 24 дня назад

      One side thinks having children is their responsibility to god. The other will sterilize their children for clout.

  • @dirtywill9796
    @dirtywill9796 2 года назад +12

    Wheelchair guy was wholesome. Id have tried to make his day

  • @Tetrix9898
    @Tetrix9898 3 года назад +10504

    “They were ultimately saying the same thing, ‘Black people should be free. ‘“ This took me longer than I want to admit to get... but damn thats good.

    • @lautaromartner529
      @lautaromartner529 3 года назад +254

      I don't get it, could you explain?

    • @rivercat26
      @rivercat26 3 года назад +2519

      @@lautaromartner529 Black people should be liberated vs black people shouldn't cost anything

    • @adastra2228
      @adastra2228 3 года назад +1020

      @@lautaromartner529
      1. Free: Liberated
      2. Free: Zero cost

    • @elementaesthetique
      @elementaesthetique 3 года назад +63

      Me too lmaoooo

    • @James-kv3ll
      @James-kv3ll 3 года назад +35

      @@rivercat26 thanks

  • @josephstalin7928
    @josephstalin7928 3 года назад +7485

    “God created war so that Americans would learn geography”
    -Mark Twain

    • @justinschnitzer6581
      @justinschnitzer6581 3 года назад +257

      I literally would not know basic geography without all the war-related stuff going on in Europe just about always

    • @peter-paulkutschlojenga7336
      @peter-paulkutschlojenga7336 3 года назад +82

      @@justinschnitzer6581 war related stuff in europe? you mean WW2?

    • @justinschnitzer6581
      @justinschnitzer6581 3 года назад +185

      @@peter-paulkutschlojenga7336 and WWI, and Napoleonic wars, and the Cold War, and the Middle Eastern portion of Europe is still at war, the Ottomans really made a mess of things too, you get my point. I mean the only reason I know the geography is because during war you need to know where stuff is in relation to other stuff, but without it I never would have needed to learn myself nor been taught in school where anything was in Europe

    • @rutledgefogel4738
      @rutledgefogel4738 3 года назад +20

      @@peter-paulkutschlojenga7336 yes ww2, ww1 to name the two European wars that are well known in the 20th century but the other 1000s of wars fought in Europe dont matter

    • @jeromeharrson5205
      @jeromeharrson5205 3 года назад +55

      @@justinschnitzer6581 the middle East isn't Europe but, I must say, it's sad that it's probs true that most Europeans know the more US states than US citizens do European countries

  • @ilyanikitin6248
    @ilyanikitin6248 2 года назад +9

    hi i live in silicon valley and i believe you made a mistake in your video.
    at 2:11 you have a listing for a 3 bedroom 1 bathroom house. The price is wrong its actually missing a zero. Glad I could help!

  • @strikermodel
    @strikermodel 11 месяцев назад +1

    2:33
    The pause there gave me just enough time to realize what you did there.
    3:46
    Unironically the most wholesome experience turn around I ever heard.
    That actually reflects the difference between the North and South sides of the US. Down here, we strike up small conversation with people we end up in contact with. Apparently it's different up north from what I've learned.
    Even though I'm an introvert, you just kinda get used to it. The best are the sweet older folk who work at gas stations or diners. You just can't help but feel welcomed by them.

  • @UnspeakableFerret
    @UnspeakableFerret 3 года назад +1568

    2:40
    18 yo in most countries: i can finally start drinking
    18yo in latinamerica: man... i gotta stop drinking

    • @n1xcamic
      @n1xcamic 3 года назад +90

      In Guatemala. One of my kids has bought beer at the local store even though they aren't supposed to sell to under 18. But they wouldn't let him buy eggs the other day because minors were not supposed to be shopping because of covid....

    • @hectormejia7757
      @hectormejia7757 3 года назад +23

      @@n1xcamic Guatemalan here. We used to buy beer and cigarettes everywhere when I was like 16. If the manager is not close, usually they dont care and just sell you the stuff. If you go to a local "tiendita" you can get pretty much anything regardless of age 😂

    • @n1xcamic
      @n1xcamic 3 года назад +5

      @@hectormejia7757 yeah the tiendas in our town aren't allowed to sell alcohol, only the despensa and la Torre can.

    • @hectormejia7757
      @hectormejia7757 3 года назад +5

      @@n1xcamic oh because of Covid? I thought that was only after 9pm, where are you living?

    • @wuutnopepe613
      @wuutnopepe613 3 года назад +2

      @@n1xcamic nosotros los hispanos tenemos grandes problemas de bajo IQ lmao

  • @neeeeeeeemo
    @neeeeeeeemo 3 года назад +2053

    "latin america where laws are just things that police make up when they see a tourist" damn, that's way too much truth. as a latino, it hit close to home

    • @WormholeUniverse
      @WormholeUniverse 3 года назад +108

      Casually Explained profile above looks fake. Notice the period after the name and apparent WhatsApp scam number. So yeah, no one take the bait.

    • @ThejusRao
      @ThejusRao 3 года назад +10

      Lol as an indian, same situation here.

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 года назад +54

      @Casually Explained. Fake Casually explained account? Dude... that is a low blow. But hey, it shows how popular Casually Explained is.

    • @Nilo1310
      @Nilo1310 3 года назад +25

      @Casually Explained. Also, you are NOT VERIFIED

    • @EgirlPoke
      @EgirlPoke 3 года назад +12

      Or as Emily 13 LGBTQIA+ ACAB BLM Dxpresed Bipolar would say: Latinx!!!!

  • @aguywithalotofopinions412
    @aguywithalotofopinions412 2 года назад +9

    “Latin America where laws are just things the police make up when they see a tourist”
    Can confirm. I grew up in South America and started drinking at 13

  • @supertron6039
    @supertron6039 2 года назад +3

    2:36
    This joke took me 3 seconds to understand.
    But boy was it worth it.

    • @DunkleCheese
      @DunkleCheese 2 года назад

      What’s the joke?

    • @DrRitterstein
      @DrRitterstein 2 года назад

      @@DunkleCheese The North said Black People should be free and not live as Slaves anymore and the South said they shouldn't have to pay for them.

  • @asiansushiamv835
    @asiansushiamv835 3 года назад +2155

    Sometimes when I think that I'm dumb, I just go onto Twitter and I suddenly feel like Einstein.

    • @dubudubudan
      @dubudubudan 3 года назад +106

      the bar is so low, especially kpop twitter

    • @waluigi3515
      @waluigi3515 3 года назад +23

      I've lived amongst people like that for too long. Too long...

    • @gageamonette5120
      @gageamonette5120 3 года назад +22

      what's funny to me is how much smarter everyone seems to be irl

    • @Afiriss
      @Afiriss 3 года назад +6

      Same thing with seeing edgy kids and egirls on discord
      What an ego boost to see losers like that

    • @Bell-ih5ln
      @Bell-ih5ln 3 года назад +2

      Einstein mean one rock in German, random fact

  • @6240759
    @6240759 3 года назад +9747

    "Black people should be free" prolly one of his best punchlines

  • @Alniemi
    @Alniemi 2 года назад

    Man you tread the line so well, joking on both sides it’s so funny!

  • @levibarns7576
    @levibarns7576 2 года назад +1

    I appreciate you getting or making a picture with Alaska actually proportional in the thumbnail

  • @moist_monke
    @moist_monke 3 года назад +7635

    As a man that lives in NZ, I take my tomatoes seriously.

    • @lightmorrison5404
      @lightmorrison5404 3 года назад +91

      I’m nz too, I work for a horticultural company and I will never again see tomatoes the same way. Every job attached to that plant is pain

    • @Novecento99_
      @Novecento99_ 3 года назад +21

      Italian here, can feel you

    • @harry5326
      @harry5326 3 года назад +5

      I thought you took rugby seriously

    • @mwilkins1644
      @mwilkins1644 3 года назад +56

      @@harry5326 People can take two things seriously at the same time. People in New Zealand often combine rugby and tomatoes together in a sport called 'tomugby'.

    • @harry5326
      @harry5326 3 года назад +6

      @@mwilkins1644 we take Braaing and Rugby seriously. When there is rugby on, we have a braai

  • @ThePhoenix1
    @ThePhoenix1 3 года назад +2093

    omfg the black people should be free joke is absolute gold. this man never misses

    • @ShukakuTheCrazy1
      @ShukakuTheCrazy1 3 года назад +35

      Admittedly i couldn't tell if this was a joke or not at first. Poe's law and whatnot

    • @bingo5387
      @bingo5387 3 года назад +314

      @Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? The north wanted to free slaves, the south didn't want to have to pay for them.

    • @CaptainAwsome
      @CaptainAwsome 3 года назад +3

      i had to rewatch that part to get it lol

    • @The_Phoenix_1
      @The_Phoenix_1 3 года назад +28

      it took me a second to get it and then I almost spit out my food laughing. fucking hilarious 😂

    • @waterbird2686
      @waterbird2686 3 года назад +37

      @Are You Going To Do The 'Ora Ora' Thing? North black people should be freed South black people should be free as in price

  • @earthbornplays3853
    @earthbornplays3853 3 года назад +1

    I like the video instantly after the part with the halo 3 and a microphone bit. Twitter is exactly like that. Spot on my dude.

  • @user-Mahhabat
    @user-Mahhabat Год назад +1

    That Disneyland story is actually pretty wholesome

  • @Zeb364
    @Zeb364 3 года назад +2588

    That Disneyland story is quite possibly the most American thing I have ever heard

    • @aeschylus7641
      @aeschylus7641 3 года назад +66

      Floridian* . I love America and I consider myself to be very patriotic, but my fucking god some people (Floridian people especially) make so god damn embarrassed that I’m American.

    • @derekderek2570
      @derekderek2570 3 года назад +7

      Those people are everywhere especially England.

    • @LavLightKnight
      @LavLightKnight 3 года назад +16

      @@aeschylus7641 nah man, dude was so into his one rights as a scooter driver and just so polite when he found out he could be lazier than sitting in a line. Dude is second most American type of person behind children being recruited into the army(if you can’t legally drunk because your brain is still developing your a child)

    • @TheMatthew9201
      @TheMatthew9201 3 года назад +1

      @@aeschylus7641 it’s a fucking joke about Florida don’t get so insecure about your country over it. Maybe you should be more upset that millions of people are leaving Cali and NY because of a housing crisis

    • @SeanWinters
      @SeanWinters 3 года назад +8

      @@aeschylus7641 Nah bro, Florida is where it's at. Sorry we aren't pompous enough for you.

  • @myczxr
    @myczxr 3 года назад +3913

    "in latin america, laws are just things the police make up when they see tourists"
    oh, how i've missed you, oversimplified; you're awesome

    • @gikigiio
      @gikigiio 3 года назад +201

      If you change "tourists" to "black people" you have Brazil

    • @roserose109
      @roserose109 3 года назад +24

      that's some good old casually explained comedy for you. the best there is

    • @cpegalaxy
      @cpegalaxy 3 года назад +33

      wait wtf is this an inside joke or are oversimplified and casually explained the same person?

    • @SilverRiMiX
      @SilverRiMiX 3 года назад +17

      @@gikigiio And the US.

    • @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377
      @catthatlooksatyoufunny7377 3 года назад +41

      Well, to both the tourists and the people living in latinoamerica
      In Mexico, there are cops specialized in traffic stuff, called peritos (the meaning itself applies to any subject as long as they're professionals on the matter)
      But my fucking god they would stop you only to get cash out of you and if you don't have any you go it jail
      Beautiful country isn't it

  • @TravelGeeq
    @TravelGeeq 2 года назад +1

    "tips his Miami Dolphins hat"
    God, I laughed so hard. I needed that today. Thank you

  • @Gay_Nerd99
    @Gay_Nerd99 2 года назад +2

    He seems like a less malicious samonella

  • @phong1990puppy
    @phong1990puppy 3 года назад +7426

    “One side collects military grade firearms as a hobby, while the other side thinks metal illness as poké badges” i am deceased ☠️☠️☠️☠️

    • @currents_6344
      @currents_6344 3 года назад +143

      He’s probably the best human alive rn

    • @RygaStudios
      @RygaStudios 3 года назад +388

      As a person that leans left he's not wrong. Far left folk are wild😂

    • @_ascii
      @_ascii 3 года назад +26

      i laughed for 10 straight minutes

    • @Cabbage22927
      @Cabbage22927 3 года назад +147

      99% of all guns sold retail are not military grade lol. The AR-15 will never pass the minimim performance requirements that the military needs. Most guns are civilian grade. Too many people think that because a gun is black, its military grade

    • @BigUriel
      @BigUriel 3 года назад +81

      @@Cabbage22927 Well an AR-15 is to an M16 like a Hummer H1 is to a Humvee. Not technically military grade but very closely related and for all practical purposes does the same job. It's a tool designed for war, not hunting or self defense.

  • @basmalaalkhalaf1713
    @basmalaalkhalaf1713 3 года назад +2030

    i love the fact that you can HEAR the smile in his voice when he says a joke

    • @monkfish2047
      @monkfish2047 3 года назад +31

      Canadian

    • @martinkaufmann294
      @martinkaufmann294 3 года назад +6

      The quarantine somehow restored his humanity

    • @arcticlaw9198
      @arcticlaw9198 3 года назад +15

      Nothing gives us Canadians more joy than dissing America

    • @whosricky
      @whosricky 3 года назад +6

      @@arcticlaw9198 I love Canadians as an american

    • @alokozay300
      @alokozay300 3 года назад +1

      @@whosricky well I mean when almost the entire world hates you, you gotta hold on to your pals 😂

  • @PDocDanny
    @PDocDanny Год назад +3

    I like Alaska being the cowboy hat

  • @buttscooter420
    @buttscooter420 2 года назад

    Truly some of your best work, and that's saying something

  • @jenniferl.8111
    @jenniferl.8111 3 года назад +3349

    I swear to god his jokes are getting better and better

    • @ivikiiii3169
      @ivikiiii3169 3 года назад +15

      It always has been

    • @Korrus_
      @Korrus_ 3 года назад +20

      Yes that is how it works, the more you practice the better you get. If he was getting worse then that wouldve been comment worthy

    • @PROQUIL
      @PROQUIL 3 года назад +1

      Not even a jokes at this point

    • @philosophyman
      @philosophyman 3 года назад +9

      @@Korrus_ have you ever watched a tv show with more than 3 seasons?

    • @Korrus_
      @Korrus_ 3 года назад

      @@philosophyman yes but is he a tv show

  • @10hawell
    @10hawell 2 года назад +1

    2:03 - i love this part more than i should xD

  • @laurenmary9296
    @laurenmary9296 Год назад +2

    I love it when he giggles delivering lines. Similarly, I always laugh after doing lines.

  • @eselmundoa1wao895
    @eselmundoa1wao895 3 года назад +1491

    am I the only one that felt sad for the guy wanting to show his tomatoes 🥺

    • @SamEfDee
      @SamEfDee 3 года назад +42

      I wanted a link so I can go upvote their post. 🥺

    • @ZAH33D
      @ZAH33D 3 года назад +12

      Count me in on it.

    • @themoreyouknowfools4974
      @themoreyouknowfools4974 3 года назад +7

      @@SamEfDee me too

    • @manopeace9175
      @manopeace9175 3 года назад +6

      @@SamEfDee and my axe! Show us those juicy tomatoes!

    • @ArtemLokhovitskiy
      @ArtemLokhovitskiy 3 года назад +10

      I feel sad for that ignorant person who commented on that post :)

  • @SolvingTheMoneyProblem
    @SolvingTheMoneyProblem 3 года назад +1867

    2:47 - Can confirm.

    • @problemsolver3254
      @problemsolver3254 3 года назад +1

      Would like to get one for free

    • @tcrodgers5085
      @tcrodgers5085 3 года назад +27

      what the hell are you doing here at this time at night, you're supposed to be sleeping dreaming up the next tesla video

    • @kelvincheruiyot8187
      @kelvincheruiyot8187 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-RAglyw6ySk/видео.html

    • @whoisgliese
      @whoisgliese 3 года назад

      Bru

    • @TFWULF
      @TFWULF 3 года назад

      This made me crack in laughter

  • @apporima
    @apporima Год назад +1

    The disguised advertisement is the most American thing that's casually unexplained.

  • @magicstone3802
    @magicstone3802 2 года назад +4

    3:20 Forrest Gump in a Nutshell

  • @birdmadboy26
    @birdmadboy26 3 года назад +2644

    Every time Causally Explained says he’s Canadian I go “oh I didn’t know he was Canadian”. Every. Damn. Time.

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 года назад +22

      i find canadians to be far more polite than the people here. interesting inverse.

    • @pedroaugusto656
      @pedroaugusto656 3 года назад +37

      Is not him also Australian ?

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 года назад +9

      @@Wayne_Wheeler they're world renowned connoisseurs of rudeness. but kind enough to share it with us in florida.

    • @naniwo4438
      @naniwo4438 3 года назад +8

      New York is their own singularity, alongside California and Florida

    • @mr.walkie8845
      @mr.walkie8845 3 года назад

      @@naniwo4438 it’s also happening in Colorado.

  • @milfslayer42069
    @milfslayer42069 3 года назад +611

    This dude roasted every American stereotypes in 4 and a half minutes, I love it

    • @razzzyy
      @razzzyy 3 года назад +8

      I'm from Washington state and I'm pretty sure I didn't get dissed lol

    • @chinsaw2727
      @chinsaw2727 3 года назад +36

      @@razzzyy That's because nobody cares about you

    • @user-sd6qv5yn3u
      @user-sd6qv5yn3u 3 года назад +6

      @@razzzyy i care about you ❤️

    • @razzzyy
      @razzzyy 3 года назад

      @@chinsaw2727 washington is where it's at idk what you're talking about

    • @lvl800elite
      @lvl800elite 3 года назад +2

      Jokes on you. I can’t see from welders flash and can’t hear from the tinnitus from shooting guns and driving a lifted dodge Cummins with not exhaust.

  • @TexMeta
    @TexMeta 2 года назад +2

    That churro story- I’ve lived in America, have yet to even leave, and you’ve somehow had a more American experience than I ever have.

    • @stick7223
      @stick7223 2 года назад

      yeah that story was definitely fake

  • @gabbrielpa
    @gabbrielpa 2 года назад +1

    I love how the sponsor segment is higher quality than the video itself

  • @trankuill
    @trankuill 3 года назад +898

    "One side collects military-grade firearms, and the other side thinks mental illnesses are poke-badges" I haven't laughed that hard in some time

    • @4orinrin
      @4orinrin 3 года назад +52

      The poke-badges part got me dead lmao

    • @nicoleonlysometimes824
      @nicoleonlysometimes824 3 года назад +2

      am i pokemon trainer i have 1 (maybe 2) mental illness but i don’t have twitter

    • @elodin857
      @elodin857 3 года назад +3

      that was amazing

    • @friendly1016
      @friendly1016 3 года назад +35

      It's true though. And I'm saying this as a liberal.

    • @anor_naur
      @anor_naur 3 года назад +41

      @@friendly1016 Don’t confuse liberals with progressives.

  • @Helloworld-ss5uv
    @Helloworld-ss5uv 3 года назад +481

    “Some academics have suggested this kind of division could lead to a civil war, but in my opinion , as someone who grew up with Xbox live and a microphone, its sounding a lot more like a Halo 3 lobby rather than Ft. Sumter 1861.”
    Truer words have never been spoken.

  • @zachattach850
    @zachattach850 Год назад +2

    “So anyway, that’s my argument against universal healthcare”.
    I felt that in my soul… you meant that…lol

  • @coolstar7819
    @coolstar7819 2 года назад +4

    0:01 aha! I love his voice!

  • @PopcornNinjapwn
    @PopcornNinjapwn 3 года назад +824

    Damn. That joke of how the deaths went from 500k to 550k to 583k is so subtle yet so good

    • @tomsoren4312
      @tomsoren4312 3 года назад +16

      I knew I wasn’t the only one who noticed

    • @sebastianjost
      @sebastianjost 3 года назад +79

      I didn't even notice the first time I watched it

    • @eeva6081
      @eeva6081 3 года назад +2

      Please explain

    • @apc9714
      @apc9714 3 года назад +21

      @@eeva6081 but do it casually

    • @apc9714
      @apc9714 3 года назад +93

      @@eeva6081 He changes the number three times within a sentence, Impling that the number is going up really fast

  • @Rodutchi
    @Rodutchi 3 года назад +835

    As a non American, for me America is just a combination of famous movies with everything you see in screen happening 24/7.

    • @anopinion1349
      @anopinion1349 3 года назад +14

      P accurate tbh

    • @michaelpitop2
      @michaelpitop2 3 года назад +84

      This pretty much. The other day i caught myself reading a news story about a shithole town in the South USA and mid-reading i asked myself "why do i even read this shit?... My country has less GDP per capita than US's shittiest state"

    • @dunkey7739
      @dunkey7739 3 года назад +14

      As an American can’t confirm

    • @user-bx1bv6ng9t
      @user-bx1bv6ng9t 3 года назад +24

      as an american, this is a horror movie that never ends. please save me

    • @supp8483
      @supp8483 3 года назад +3

      Now, don't quote me on this
      But I think all Americans have a M16a1 in their basement, and a 1911 in their pocket

  • @kylefrank638
    @kylefrank638 Год назад +1

    "my argument against universal healthcare"
    I died

  • @clapped_mazda
    @clapped_mazda 2 года назад

    hands down favorite channel on youtube

  • @RockSmithStudio
    @RockSmithStudio 3 года назад +506

    "Latin America where laws are just things that the Police make up when they see a tourist"
    That sounds like something straight outta Hank Hill's mouth

    • @rmommandi
      @rmommandi 3 года назад +18

      And it's true

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 года назад +1

      strange. i find canada to be far more friendly than here.

    • @nicholasnicholas918
      @nicholasnicholas918 3 года назад +1

      Go ravens!

    • @roy6907
      @roy6907 3 года назад +1

      @@Darkness-ie2yl I been to most of the Northern Hemisphere and the nicest folk I encountered were in South Texas

    • @Darkness-ie2yl
      @Darkness-ie2yl 3 года назад

      @@roy6907 if you have the right complexion maybe

  • @LonelySandwich
    @LonelySandwich 3 года назад +4493

    Dad finally came back with the milk.

  • @colewyman7737
    @colewyman7737 2 года назад +3

    I love that I live in a place where I can duel wield p 90s god bless America

    • @colewyman7737
      @colewyman7737 2 года назад +4

      And drive a cart to buy a bucket of churros to eat while I watch fireworks 🇺🇲

    • @TheUSgoverment
      @TheUSgoverment 2 года назад +2

      You could duel wield flamethrowers too btw

  • @onboardlaps5639
    @onboardlaps5639 Год назад

    It has been some time since I have seen this video, I completely forgot how hilarious it is

  • @deceasedposter
    @deceasedposter 3 года назад +506

    "Now one of the craziest things about america is your drinking age is 21. As opposed to canada where it's 18 or 19, or europe where it's whenever you have the balls. Or latin america where laws are just things the police make up when they see a tourist."
    I love this channel so much

    • @denisl2760
      @denisl2760 3 года назад +34

      "Or Russia, where its a crime to not be drunk."

    • @ristekostadinov2820
      @ristekostadinov2820 3 года назад +10

      I live in the balkans and my grandfather was convincing me to drink beer, wine and rakia (it is like grape vodka with over 45% alchohol) when i was 9. Before 14 i didn't liked the taste of alchohol in the mouth.

    • @TrilobiteTerror
      @TrilobiteTerror 3 года назад +2

      I was hoping that he would mention is that, while you have to be 21 to legally purchase alcohol, in the majority of states it's legal for people under 21 to consume alcohol at home and under the consent and/or supervision of a parent/guardian. Multiple states even allow under age people to drink at bars and restaurants as long as they're accompanied by an over 21 year old parent/guardian who purchased the drink.

    • @githreepi5811
      @githreepi5811 3 года назад

      @ But when your 16 your legal to get as much alcohol as you want

  • @TheInspirationalMind
    @TheInspirationalMind 3 года назад +3328

    That sponsor segue was top-notch 😂

  • @CoachIreland
    @CoachIreland 2 месяца назад +2

    A friend of mine in Wales🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿 actually said it best that, in regards to military might and overall mentality, it could be said that the U.S.🇺🇸 is the son closest to the father🇬🇧. Canada🇨🇦 is the well-behaved first born but Uncle Sam is the rebellious son more like the father in his prime (which the father hates to admit😂).

  • @cefdaunce2272
    @cefdaunce2272 2 года назад

    Ad transition was the best ive ever seen. Flabbergasted.

  • @Ploofles
    @Ploofles 3 года назад +941

    "North and South can agree on one thing: Black People Should Be Free." sir that is genius

    • @stoicanchor8721
      @stoicanchor8721 3 года назад +23

      I didn't get it, can you explain it, please?

    • @iris5792
      @iris5792 3 года назад +141

      @@stoicanchor8721 the north means free in a freedom sort way, the south means monetarily

    • @neuvation6607
      @neuvation6607 3 года назад +15

      republicans were in majority when slavery was voted out of law, not liberals, jokes are only funny when they hold underlying truth, this doesn't.

    • @manhattenproject111
      @manhattenproject111 3 года назад +62

      @@neuvation6607 Lincoln was republican, also thats just generally a dumb take on what jokes are

    • @stoicanchor8721
      @stoicanchor8721 3 года назад +6

      @@iris5792 Thanks for explaining :)

  • @hatchetscoured
    @hatchetscoured 3 года назад +941

    This man has the audacity to keep that "New Video Every 2 Weeks" banner

    • @theEduEnthusiast
      @theEduEnthusiast 3 года назад +87

      ~ or ≈ are mathematical symbols for approximations, so technically, in the grand scheme of things, it could be “close to” two weeks. In relation to the history of our planet, three hundred years is “approximately” equal to two weeks as well

    • @supercanonx
      @supercanonx 3 года назад +8

      @@theEduEnthusiast wow

    • @kelvincheruiyot8187
      @kelvincheruiyot8187 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/-RAglyw6ySk/видео.html

    • @harvy174
      @harvy174 3 года назад

      ~ means about or around... He is way off regardless lol

    • @NeostormXLMAX
      @NeostormXLMAX 3 года назад

      New video every 2 months is the average

  • @O.O190
    @O.O190 2 года назад +1

    Such a smooth transition to the ads XD

  • @jamesmurray4466
    @jamesmurray4466 2 года назад +1

    "One collects weapons the other mental illness like they were pokeballs" shared for this because of this one quote! 🤣

  • @Theuploader5555
    @Theuploader5555 3 года назад +701

    “Black people should be free” is the greatest civil war joke I’ve ever heard

    • @coulomb1
      @coulomb1 3 года назад +9

      I only got it until now lol

    • @LK_EBM
      @LK_EBM 3 года назад +77

      @Wooded Roza
      Free as in independent
      Free as in no cost to own

    • @coulomb1
      @coulomb1 3 года назад +5

      @Wooded Roza The north wanted free black people, as in freedom, and the south also wanted free black people, but in terms of price

    • @Michael-rq5zs
      @Michael-rq5zs 3 года назад +4

      OH MY FUCKING GOD I FINALLY GOT IT

    • @isaacshuman5962
      @isaacshuman5962 3 года назад

      @@LK_EBM Thank you oh wise one

  • @TheGroovyGuitarDude
    @TheGroovyGuitarDude 3 года назад +2140

    2:32 Ooof, BEAUTIFUL delivery 😂

    • @statisticallyspeaking2067
      @statisticallyspeaking2067 3 года назад +43

      I am here to announce my funeral because I am deceased after what I heard there 😂😂😂

    • @samakafrisco1759
      @samakafrisco1759 3 года назад +66

      Took me two watches to get it.

    • @orimega9179
      @orimega9179 3 года назад +6

      @@samakafrisco1759 same

    • @ExtremeDemon
      @ExtremeDemon 3 года назад +20

      I don't get the joke :/
      Edit
      Never mind I'm stupid

    • @schuesslerlauren
      @schuesslerlauren 3 года назад +2

      @@samakafrisco1759 I still don't...

  • @LoseCTRL61
    @LoseCTRL61 2 года назад

    The tomato joke makes me laugh so hard every time and I don't know why

  • @blackberryjam2
    @blackberryjam2 11 месяцев назад

    best segue into an ad I have seen in all my time on this green-ish earth

  • @kalebbruwer
    @kalebbruwer 3 года назад +463

    If the founding fathers heard your Disneyland story they'd replace the declaration of independence with a suicide pact

    • @joeybar.
      @joeybar. 3 года назад +31

      that’s basically what it was bc they were all certain they’d be hanged for treason

  • @christinamays4812
    @christinamays4812 3 года назад +666

    "That's my argument against Universal Healthcare" was so ruthless, I lost the air in my lungs

    • @Germs0o
      @Germs0o 3 года назад +5

      LMFAOOOOOOOO ME TOO

    • @Riayz0
      @Riayz0 3 года назад +1

      We have insurance

    • @happysamoan97
      @happysamoan97 3 года назад +66

      @@Riayz0 But not Universal Healthcare like every other Modern country. In the US our Health Care is is tied to our employer, which sounds a lot like serfdom if you've ever seen a medical bill, which is usually north of 40k and not uncommon to see in the millions (I work in a hospital).

    • @Riayz0
      @Riayz0 3 года назад +9

      @@happysamoan97 thanks for correcting me I was confused

    • @cielledoux3805
      @cielledoux3805 3 года назад +5

      @@happysamoan97 I honestly don’t understand the huge medical bills. I grew up poor but I never had to pay more than $10 for my medicine, never paid for a doctor or hospital visit, never paid for an MRI or chest scan. My insurance covered it. Maybe people have really bad insurance.

  • @MrLincoln87
    @MrLincoln87 2 года назад

    Omg that segway to express VPN was on point
    I also miss halo lobbies… playing the same random people in the same lobby over and over was fantastic

  • @SaucyTacos2001
    @SaucyTacos2001 2 года назад +1

    “military grade” how dare you call my guns military grade i have class

  • @VyPrezWolfpackMusic
    @VyPrezWolfpackMusic 3 года назад +947

    “Sir, this is a churro line”
    Reddit will adopt this phrase by the end of next week.

    • @evilgaming1112
      @evilgaming1112 3 года назад +7

      Yeah I am using this

    • @alloncipriani7633
      @alloncipriani7633 3 года назад +13

      Redditor here can confirm

    • @alanalvarez3130
      @alanalvarez3130 3 года назад +1

      México ❣️🇲🇽👌

    • @timmygodwin8521
      @timmygodwin8521 3 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/EgYOim3wvK4/видео.html

    • @davefred
      @davefred 3 года назад +4

      @@alloncipriani7633 Dude... You don't just admit to being a redditard...

  • @myczxr
    @myczxr 3 года назад +779

    today has just become automatically better

  • @gen2mediainc.577
    @gen2mediainc.577 2 года назад

    Bro you NAILED it

  • @bellahammond7707
    @bellahammond7707 2 года назад +1

    “And the other side thinks mental illnesses are poke badges” i love that omg 😭😭😭

  • @vishal2352
    @vishal2352 3 года назад +433

    Return of the King... Now waiting for sam onela to return

    • @coreytaylor447
      @coreytaylor447 3 года назад +35

      one day he will remember the password to his account, and when that day comes we will be ready

    • @thetalkativefos716
      @thetalkativefos716 3 года назад +9

      When it happens I'll plop my doge on my lap and the two of us shall gaze at his majesties return

    • @Kozakow
      @Kozakow 3 года назад +4

      Sorry bro, but this decade can be own by only one Paint artist. Sadly we got the wrong one...

    • @sufferingincorporatedtm1781
      @sufferingincorporatedtm1781 3 года назад +2

      o7
      we must be patient
      he will return

    • @DaroyalJ
      @DaroyalJ 3 года назад +5

      Grade returned Casually Explained returned now it’s time for Samuel O Nella