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  • Опубликовано: 22 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 15 тыс.

  • @themerpking8445
    @themerpking8445 4 года назад +13386

    For all the 3rd graders:
    You’re = you are
    Your = something you own

  • @ijneb1248
    @ijneb1248 5 лет назад +26851

    My method of coping with trauma is filming the situation, going home, editing the video, and uploading it for millions to see

    • @itsmeyaboi6721
      @itsmeyaboi6721 4 года назад +1032

      Ijneb1248 Thank you for pointing that out! Like, laughing at the situation isn’t exactly what’s wrong here. I can get reacting that way out of shock (but filming/making fun of it are just sick no matter how you look at it).
      The problem is the level of disrespect and total lack of humanity and empathy he showed. He stumbles upon the corpse of a man who was so distraught and in such pain that he felt killing himself was his only option, and Logan not only used his body in a bit, but he uploaded a video where everyone would see, acting like the literal human corpse was just a prop. Absolutely no consideration and a complete violation of privacy for the victim’s family and the victim himself.

    • @cybernexus4233
      @cybernexus4233 4 года назад +641

      Lets not forget him saying he didnt do it for views but then the thumbnail of the vid had the corpse in it

    • @jerrymcdonald2999
      @jerrymcdonald2999 4 года назад +40

      you bore. you killed me countless times

    • @filteredvitaminsubstance5302
      @filteredvitaminsubstance5302 4 года назад +13

      That's what I do to cope with things. Very unorthodox, but it works pretty well.

    • @filteredvitaminsubstance5302
      @filteredvitaminsubstance5302 4 года назад

      @Murdock yeah Logan is wrong for that

  • @sammysalmon6923
    @sammysalmon6923 4 года назад +8569

    Everybody gangster until Jayqurn hits you with the *witch,o,ugg,glass*

    • @gi-hun9777
      @gi-hun9777 4 года назад +208

      Witch o ugg glass

    • @geraldcleveland6207
      @geraldcleveland6207 4 года назад +358

      His speaking minecraft enchanted tables

    • @xtreal1769
      @xtreal1769 4 года назад +145

      He was speaking the language of illiteracy, the language of Logan Paul and fans.

    • @SaBasAbA-dn1xh
      @SaBasAbA-dn1xh 4 года назад +31

      The damage of that roast so powerful the planets lined up.

    • @chad_nessie
      @chad_nessie 4 года назад +42

      My furniture started to float when I said that three times

  • @araujo444ines
    @araujo444ines 4 года назад +10220

    When kingsuperdestroyer123 turns 18, his parents will move out of his house.

    • @p1ntu_
      @p1ntu_ 3 года назад +259

      Absolute madlad

    • @lukepolkowski3364
      @lukepolkowski3364 3 года назад +134

      the god of our time.

    • @kalvon
      @kalvon 3 года назад +22

      😂

    • @Hydrabyss
      @Hydrabyss 3 года назад +119

      Because his parents can't stand him anymore due to kingsuperdestroyer123 whining, screaming and throwing tantrums even after puberty

    • @lachlan5541
      @lachlan5541 3 года назад +52

      Bold of you to assume that he won’t be living with his parents for 20 years

  • @chrisconstanti9283
    @chrisconstanti9283 4 года назад +8986

    When the bogeyman goes to sleep he checks under his bed for kingsuperdestroyer123

    • @popsicIes
      @popsicIes 4 года назад +286

      superkingdestroyer123 is god's gift to women

    • @jacobkleinert7385
      @jacobkleinert7385 4 года назад +68

      Aight that was a good one😂

    • @anerpos2055
      @anerpos2055 4 года назад +30

      baba yaga

    • @conall9415
      @conall9415 4 года назад +144

      Well superkingdestroyer123 wasn't exactly the boogeyman. He was the one you sent to kill the fucking boogeyman.

    • @illuminate_day
      @illuminate_day 4 года назад +66

      And he did it with a fucking pencil

  • @joey19xx73
    @joey19xx73 5 лет назад +19556

    I picture these children typing these curse words while anxiously making sure their mom doesnt walk in catch them attempting to cuss online

    • @Marcus-ni6ip
      @Marcus-ni6ip 5 лет назад +558

      HAHA, bringing back memories my guy

    • @bernarxgames
      @bernarxgames 4 года назад +482

      Keyword: "attempting"

    • @heliodotust
      @heliodotust 4 года назад +309

      god i did too, i remember i was gonna say fuck and i even used it on my alt acc so my dad wouldnt see lol

    • @corndog756
      @corndog756 4 года назад +211

      Dammmn, I remember ages ago I was going all out on this One Piece fan, I was a very loyal Narutard back then...I started spamming a bunch of cuss words and when I posted that comment I got really scared that my Mom might find out, it was absolutely petrifying...

    • @stalepitachips322
      @stalepitachips322 4 года назад +92

      That is a perfect description of all kids on Roblox

  • @Priesstt_
    @Priesstt_ 6 лет назад +39537

    If this video was age restricted it would have no dislikes

    • @jamesluck2969
      @jamesluck2969 6 лет назад +1943

      Rahim Ikram, no they still have their mom's name and credit card.

    • @Sir_Basil
      @Sir_Basil 6 лет назад +719

      RAHIM AREN'T YOU ONE OF THE GUYS FROM THE AIR UMBRELLA KICKSTARTER VIDEO

    • @Sir_Basil
      @Sir_Basil 6 лет назад +404

      Rahim Ikram WHERE IS RAHIMS AIR UMBRELLA

    • @CupoChinoMusic
      @CupoChinoMusic 6 лет назад +240

      did you get your air umbrella yet

    • @Joe-tr5uv
      @Joe-tr5uv 6 лет назад +186

      Its been 4 weeks, where is my Air Umbrella

  • @thomas_moore3527
    @thomas_moore3527 3 года назад +1877

    Fun fact: Logang is short for low intelligence gang.

    • @staringcorgi6475
      @staringcorgi6475 3 года назад +26

      At least it's better than jake pauler

    • @soup525
      @soup525 3 года назад +116

      Team 10 is called so because that's they're collective IQ

    • @antssr_9106
      @antssr_9106 3 года назад +10

      @@soup525 nice one

    • @Nana_UFC
      @Nana_UFC 3 года назад

      Damn I never thought about that

    • @seraji3799
      @seraji3799 3 года назад +1

      @@staringcorgi6475 not really, Logan is just as bad (I know the things Jake has done btw). Logang refers to being a stan of either or both.

  • @zackgillard4311
    @zackgillard4311 5 лет назад +9747

    Damn I heard Logan was dyslexic but I didn’t know his whole fan base was too

    • @l1fey123
      @l1fey123 5 лет назад +710

      Dude, Not cool.
      *You shouldnt make fun of disabled people*

    • @spongebitchbobface
      @spongebitchbobface 5 лет назад +149

      My god your profile pic is gorgeous.

    • @bazi8347
      @bazi8347 5 лет назад +60

      IM LAUGHING SO HARD THIS IS THE FUNNIEST THING IVE READ IN FOREVER

    • @TakeAJokeAzorthyMod
      @TakeAJokeAzorthyMod 5 лет назад +18

      @@l1fey123 taking words too seriously lmao, grow a pair

    • @youngfunny1824
      @youngfunny1824 5 лет назад +150

      @@TakeAJokeAzorthyMod what they said was also a joke...

  • @jacobkleinert7385
    @jacobkleinert7385 4 года назад +5044

    How tf am I supposed to get a gf if kingsuperdestroyer123 is out on the streets takin all the puntang

    • @aestheticanime3242
      @aestheticanime3242 4 года назад +15

      @OwO_The_Loli or you can just travel straight to hell for one, what else do you have to do in eternity?

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 4 года назад +72

      @Yes Hello Am OwO "o,ugg,glass" makes more sense than what the other guy said

    • @justsogusto4979
      @justsogusto4979 4 года назад +45

      Your are heartless og,ugg,glass. I am the fuking strong.

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +60

      i lost my girlfriend to the dude. it was the worst loss i ever experienced and yet i understand.

    • @dirtydan6717
      @dirtydan6717 4 года назад +3

      He’s probably too young to even like girls.

  • @heathc148
    @heathc148 5 лет назад +10714

    When he said "o,ugg,glass so u can take that" I really felt that

    • @ooo662
      @ooo662 5 лет назад +60

      you know what he was trying to say right

    • @ooo662
      @ooo662 4 года назад +184

      @@carma27 with yo ugly ass

    • @satoru556
      @satoru556 4 года назад +241

      @@carma27 some gay ritual or something

    • @destruxandexploze2552
      @destruxandexploze2552 4 года назад +207

      He was saying “you ugly ass” but it came out “o,ugg,glass”

    • @anthonylesley982
      @anthonylesley982 4 года назад +2

      I

  • @SayoojC
    @SayoojC 3 года назад +480

    If you say witch,o,ugg,glass 3 times at a mirror kingsuperdestroyer123 will appear.

    • @lasagno
      @lasagno 3 года назад +39

      But we can't speak the language of the gods

  • @FSTR_Sh-ilm4
    @FSTR_Sh-ilm4 4 года назад +7639

    i know why condoms exist now

    • @rawidfam
      @rawidfam 4 года назад +99

      Underrated comment right here..lol

    • @Brandon-hw9wc
      @Brandon-hw9wc 4 года назад +16

      lol 69 likes

    • @FSTR_Sh-ilm4
      @FSTR_Sh-ilm4 4 года назад +72

      great 69 likes on a sex related joke vry cool

    • @MrFuller876
      @MrFuller876 4 года назад +12

      @@FSTR_Sh-ilm4 yes

    • @Ciggyman470
      @Ciggyman470 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂😂

  • @lberc20
    @lberc20 4 года назад +7938

    He’s literally just insulting 8 year olds and it’s great.

  • @jacobwiley9856
    @jacobwiley9856 4 года назад +5261

    It's crazy how all the bad words are all perfectly spelled, but any semblance of pronunciation or even the word "you're" is completely nonexistent.

    • @satan7350
      @satan7350 4 года назад +265

      sad that kids end up like this, they end up as stupid as the youtubers they watch.

    • @hazyviews999
      @hazyviews999 4 года назад +176

      @@satan7350 For real. Going to be sad to see how they all turn out in 15-20 years from now.

    • @captainspy3024
      @captainspy3024 4 года назад +29

      @@hazyviews999 they're seven, don't expect grammatically correct sentences.

    • @cursedstrawberrywithalobst9354
      @cursedstrawberrywithalobst9354 4 года назад +216

      @@captainspy3024 but correct curse words?

    • @terraghost
      @terraghost 4 года назад +10

      who the actual hell uses grammar on the internet it's a complete waste of time

  • @endurable_alex8379
    @endurable_alex8379 3 года назад +872

    I used to go to KingSuperDestroyer123's school. Emphasis on "used". I once used the last piece of toilet paper and he went in after I came out. I could hear his screams of rage and they chilled me to my bone. I ended up having to move across the country. I still stay up at night, wondering if he'll find me. I end up having nightmares every time.

    • @nicholeclapper2967
      @nicholeclapper2967 3 года назад +42

      You were that kide omg i thought you died bro

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 года назад +24

      Don't worry, I called a professional. Truck-kun has countless kills under his belt. He is God's hand of death.

    • @beasley8383
      @beasley8383 3 года назад +6

      Wtf man I thought he killed you

    • @OrigamiAhsoka
      @OrigamiAhsoka 3 года назад +1

      @@idkmyd wat

    • @foxxy4779
      @foxxy4779 3 года назад +11

      @@idkmyd Godzilla had a stroke reading this and fucking died

  • @kensax9756
    @kensax9756 4 года назад +3724

    guy who said "o,ugg,glass" must've been speaking Minecraft Enchanting Table

    • @kassi2562
      @kassi2562 4 года назад +2

      白い戦士 he ehm... he was being sarcastic...

    • @CristianHDiaz
      @CristianHDiaz 4 года назад +3

      l:7l: if ur a gamer decode it

    • @mr.potato7075
      @mr.potato7075 4 года назад +11

      Nostalgic World It’s obviously silk touch. Do you even craft bro??

    • @CristianHDiaz
      @CristianHDiaz 4 года назад

      @@mr.potato7075 de code using alphabet

    • @noobiii
      @noobiii 4 года назад +1

      HELL YEAH, SHARPNESS 3!

  • @Beanigez
    @Beanigez 6 лет назад +2945

    Logan: Decapitates man on live video.
    “Logang” fans: “Lol what a savage bro, good joke.”

    • @nooblangpoo
      @nooblangpoo 6 лет назад +92

      reigning_champ Logan: Launches Nuke from Cuba to Florida and starts retaliation.
      Logang: "Lol cool bro, that's so savage and just dab on the haters."

    • @vrgramajo
      @vrgramajo 6 лет назад +79

      Logan: joins ISIS
      Logang:"omg so savage just dab on the haters man,lol bruh"

    • @calebkeyes5628
      @calebkeyes5628 6 лет назад +46

      Initiates a Bolshevik revolution resulting in 70 million innocents being murdered or shipped to the gulag prison camps
      Logang: lmfao dabbing on them haters bro "your" such a savage *dabs*

    • @jordanladrido122
      @jordanladrido122 6 лет назад +39

      Logan: *gets some kind of plague and touches everyone ok purpose*
      "LoGAnG" FAnS: savage as fuck bro *dabs*

    • @chadreily7355
      @chadreily7355 6 лет назад +31

      Sleight of Hand Logan: Refers to an African American as the N word
      Logang: Man Logan's so hip with his words, we should start saying those kinds of words

  • @kirbo603
    @kirbo603 4 года назад +7276

    When Satan goes to sleep he has nightmares of Superkingdestroyer123

    • @chairman3427
      @chairman3427 4 года назад +13

      Nice comment

    • @Icarusinhischariot
      @Icarusinhischariot 4 года назад +196

      Don’t you mean kingSuperDestroyer123

    • @ppeggy45
      @ppeggy45 4 года назад +4

      😂😂😂

    • @highlander1075
      @highlander1075 4 года назад +22

      *sees profile pic*
      Ah, I see you're a man of culture as well

    • @andromeda_neko
      @andromeda_neko 3 года назад +10

      I have decided. Primal aphids are the most wonderful beings ever
      *said no-one *

  • @GlassesnMouthplates
    @GlassesnMouthplates 3 года назад +718

    "I know they don't teach you that until 4th grade."
    Charlie just killed a kid.

  • @colinxharris
    @colinxharris 4 года назад +7158

    It's all fun and games until Chloe Griffin calls you a touch noodle

    • @wateriswet0510
      @wateriswet0510 4 года назад +453

      It's all fun and games until Chloe Griffin touches your noodle and you get 5-10 years

    • @colinxharris
      @colinxharris 4 года назад +115

      @@wateriswet0510 deceased

    • @potato3298
      @potato3298 4 года назад +61

      @@wateriswet0510 oh no

    • @Not-marisa
      @Not-marisa 4 года назад +31

      @@wateriswet0510 what the heck

    • @blackscreendude9918
      @blackscreendude9918 4 года назад +31

      @@wateriswet0510 *Hol up*

  • @eternalemerald2795
    @eternalemerald2795 6 лет назад +3142

    "To Logan, you are just a number on his viewcount"
    I've never heard the truth this audible before.

    • @cone16v
      @cone16v 6 лет назад +1

      @@bluemagician9724 pink floydd

    • @general-vi9gs
      @general-vi9gs 6 лет назад

      n

    • @thisismyname5657
      @thisismyname5657 6 лет назад +28

      Doublethink in its purest form. Applied to an opponent, it's an insult. But to a fan, it means you're devoted.

    • @api4779
      @api4779 6 лет назад

      Thought the same

    • @promqueenkiller
      @promqueenkiller 5 лет назад +25

      your* just a number on his viewcount

  • @DiskordiaUKGR
    @DiskordiaUKGR 6 лет назад +8033

    They speak their own loganguage...

    • @Gherragh
      @Gherragh 6 лет назад +503

      it's theyr'er you u headless chicken witch,o,ugg,glass,so u can shut up.

    • @MasouShizuka
      @MasouShizuka 6 лет назад +126

      Yes, an unecessary language. I believe English is the more important language in this case however who am I to say to people on which language they prefer to learn.

    • @Elite-nw8fx
      @Elite-nw8fx 6 лет назад +87

      ElendilVII Eld yeah their language is called autismislogangnis

    • @docsamurai9199
      @docsamurai9199 6 лет назад

      OKAY

    • @catchamp1880
      @catchamp1880 6 лет назад

      Why

  • @Big_Funky
    @Big_Funky 3 года назад +328

    When kingsuperdestroyer123 puts up his hand up in class, the teacher asks the question...

    • @braxtonboddez1035
      @braxtonboddez1035 3 года назад +6

      but that is how it always is. A teacher asks a question and a student answers

    • @Big_Funky
      @Big_Funky 3 года назад +6

      @@braxtonboddez1035 no like they put up their hand to ask something

    • @braxtonboddez1035
      @braxtonboddez1035 3 года назад

      @@Big_Funky Ohhhhhh. That kinda makes sense now

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 2 года назад

      He was probably 20 when he made that comment tho

  • @tidepodpadthai2633
    @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +3702

    these preschool level insults though
    "headless chicken"
    "touch noodle"
    "heartless stupid piece of crap"
    i'm shaking and crying this is so sad

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +189

      I swear these sound like some insults I tossed around on the playground when I was like 5

    • @shreeyashpandey3530
      @shreeyashpandey3530 5 лет назад +36

      i am also shaking and crying

    • @PeacefulJoint
      @PeacefulJoint 5 лет назад +119

      What the hell is a "touch noodle"!!!!!

    • @benny_lemon5123
      @benny_lemon5123 5 лет назад +96

      Autocorrect and emotional toddlers is a spicy combination, that's for sure

    • @spooky6703
      @spooky6703 5 лет назад +90

      And the weird half-censorship
      "kissed me the fuck off"

  • @poopdealer7561
    @poopdealer7561 4 года назад +3704

    Doctor: you have a visitor
    Kid: really who
    Logan walking in with a camera

    • @x.xn.x102
      @x.xn.x102 4 года назад +45

      Lmao😂

    • @overridingriot66
      @overridingriot66 4 года назад +101

      That would SUCK

    • @justsomeplantcells-
      @justsomeplantcells- 4 года назад +56

      This might turn to a real meme
      Mabe coffin dance 2.0?
      Or Logan camera thingy?

    • @jann2809
      @jann2809 4 года назад +13

      I’ll use the loganuage: diz fanny

    • @LenzTL
      @LenzTL 4 года назад +9

      Holy fuck

  • @onszik
    @onszik 5 лет назад +5853

    roasting second graders for 8 minutes

    • @thin_white_duke1
      @thin_white_duke1 5 лет назад +66

      Zzverot they probably have some kind of disability.

    • @reply4732
      @reply4732 4 года назад +173

      @@thin_white_duke1
      Even people with disabilities are smarter than him.

    • @levozhe
      @levozhe 4 года назад +110

      And when i roast second graders, suddenly the police gets involved. Maybe i should've turned the temp in the oven down a little

    • @wespapes2054
      @wespapes2054 4 года назад +22

      You give them too much credit by thinking they're in second grade

    • @garfield2971
      @garfield2971 4 года назад +4

      Hey it's 8:04

  • @lukachui9478
    @lukachui9478 3 года назад +4280

    Alternate title: Jesus roasts mere mortals

    • @purveshsoni2960
      @purveshsoni2960 3 года назад +24

      I have always wondered how the hell is he jesus

    • @ENVYGAMINGv1
      @ENVYGAMINGv1 3 года назад +39

      @@purveshsoni2960 his hair

    • @purveshsoni2960
      @purveshsoni2960 3 года назад +6

      @@ENVYGAMINGv1 thats it???

    • @cherilynsarts8845
      @cherilynsarts8845 3 года назад +99

      @@purveshsoni2960 yes.
      Long hair with beard = Jesus

    • @a.m1yx
      @a.m1yx 3 года назад +2

      Fr

  • @shadowslayer591
    @shadowslayer591 6 лет назад +10848

    Logan went into the suicide forest it's a shame he came out

  • @cheftristone
    @cheftristone 6 лет назад +3085

    It’s funny about these kids “Logan Paul uses jokes to cope with bad stuff” when 90% of these children have no concept of death, dying, actual suicide, or anything of the sorts.

    • @tidepodpadthai2633
      @tidepodpadthai2633 5 лет назад +301

      Tristone. exe They're probably the kind of kids who threaten suicide and claim they're depressed when they get their iPad taken away

    • @salmanahmed3071
      @salmanahmed3071 5 лет назад +110

      “by that age of 12” , well none of them are older than 8

    • @CriticallyGnart
      @CriticallyGnart 5 лет назад +153

      @Uwu Uwu now that's edgy

    • @wizzybizzy4309
      @wizzybizzy4309 5 лет назад +53

      Uwu Uwu watchu mean brother. 100% you would not react that way. Stop acting edgy

    • @stonecoldsteveaustin9353
      @stonecoldsteveaustin9353 5 лет назад +41

      @Uwu Uwu if you're sheltered enough to report something that doesn't immediately concern you or anyone else then something like that especially would fuck you up. That's like one of the worst things you can see, it's almost worse than witnessing the act itself in a way. Being exposed to that shit should effect you and conjure empathy, it should make you imagine yourself in that person's place. It's another human being after all, it's only by chance that you weren't born as that person. If it doesn't provoke some deeper reaction than yours, then basically that just means you're shallow and stupid and self-absorbed like Logan Paul. If you're unable to empathize with other people simply because you can't understand or relate to their circumstances or agree with their resolve, then that just means you're inhibited from further developing as a person

  • @RainbowVibes1708
    @RainbowVibes1708 4 года назад +3217

    You know, whenever I'm sad and coping with a traumatic experience, I immediately whip out my camera and film dead bodies. I've got a whole album of my great grandfather's recent funeral and I even made him do the stanky leg with a puppeteering rig. It's okay and not totally disrespectful because it helps me cope!

    • @novemberdelta1282
      @novemberdelta1282 4 года назад +72

      Lmfao

    • @randompromises1038
      @randompromises1038 4 года назад +138

      eh, i always record my trauma, edit it on my computer, make a thumbnail, make a title, not see how fucking idiotic and sociopathic it is, have none of my friends correct me and go 'wtf this is a terrible idea', and post it onto my channel for millions of children to see. it's a foolproof plan of coping!

    • @riddlelane
      @riddlelane 4 года назад +17

      Make him dab next

    • @kikiemily4223
      @kikiemily4223 4 года назад +4

      ikr like tf is wrong with u XD

    • @Masterofcandy4
      @Masterofcandy4 4 года назад +4

      lol what the fuck? XD

  • @Choinkus
    @Choinkus 3 года назад +314

    "My grammar doesn't need to be perfect; people can understand my points! Criticizing me for my grammar is just deflection to avoid addressing my argument!"
    Their argument: "witch,o,ugg,glass,so u can shut up."

  • @zotanzero
    @zotanzero 6 лет назад +4510

    "He won't do it again" *cuts to Logan filming himself tazing dead rats.*

    • @Erianx
      @Erianx 5 лет назад +265

      @@LoverOfManyArts ... Right? Mutilating dead animals VS looking at dead people.

    • @LoverOfManyArts
      @LoverOfManyArts 5 лет назад +49

      @@Erianx i think a more accurate description would be laughing and making light of a real suicide victim's body vs tazing a dead rat that no one truly cares about

    • @justsomeguy898
      @justsomeguy898 5 лет назад +32

      I get what you're trying to say, but a dead rat isn't nearly as impactful as a dead human, even if the rat was a beloved pet.
      I also really don't see issues with tazeing a corpse, because it's a corpse. It's already dead and I'm pretty sure that once something's gone to whatever happens after death it won't give a shit about what's happening to its body

    • @caydensanders3952
      @caydensanders3952 5 лет назад +2

      What could go wrong

    • @smuggymcsmugface2142
      @smuggymcsmugface2142 5 лет назад +11

      I bet you wouldn't complain about filthy frank cooking soup with dead rats

  • @spy3032
    @spy3032 5 лет назад +2877

    How the hell did his fans get a hold of their mom's phone

    • @SomeGuyandanAmbulance
      @SomeGuyandanAmbulance 5 лет назад +130

      Kingsuperdestroyer's powers grant him abilities some consider to be unnatural

    • @louminouz
      @louminouz 4 года назад +29

      Spy because plenty of parents are morons

    • @linkholder
      @linkholder 4 года назад +27

      @@SomeGuyandanAmbulance is it possible to learn this power?

    • @paintrick2644
      @paintrick2644 4 года назад +20

      @@linkholder not from a jake pauler

    • @AnyaKimochi
      @AnyaKimochi 4 года назад +10

      Because their mums don’t love them, so they give them their phones to distract them. Experience from knowing an aunt who give both her underage kids a phone to watch RUclips videos. NOT RUclips KIDS. Because she said ‘they don’t like the girly stuff on there’.

  • @bbenton2343
    @bbenton2343 6 лет назад +3427

    How did Logan know the guy’s hands were purple if he didn’t have his colourblind glasses

    • @SwifferTWetJetMop
      @SwifferTWetJetMop 6 лет назад +467

      BBenton you’re asking the right questions

    • @honkhonk5000
      @honkhonk5000 6 лет назад +419

      He obfiesly has collerblind congtacks

    • @PJGuy2k
      @PJGuy2k 6 лет назад +33

      r/dankmemes right?

    • @kora843
      @kora843 6 лет назад +78

      I have congtacks, I am not coollerblind, though.

    • @starplatinumsteponme6203
      @starplatinumsteponme6203 6 лет назад +2

      BBenton /musicplays

  • @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506
    @prettyoriginalnameprettyor7506 3 года назад +460

    You know when I was 11 I wondered why my mum didn’t let me on the internet until I’m 13. I understand now

    • @hithere2602
      @hithere2602 3 года назад +6

      Welcome to the matrix.

    • @titan-.-
      @titan-.- 3 года назад +6

      My mom let me use the internet at the age of 14 and I’m thankful for that

    • @alissaoldham7128
      @alissaoldham7128 3 года назад +2

      I like your profile picture

    • @teaandroses
      @teaandroses 3 года назад +2

      I was 15 when I was allowed.
      Thank fuck like 90% of my ultra cringe days were done by then. All I had was an overly embarrassing Kongergate bio.

    • @darionbalkaran790
      @darionbalkaran790 3 года назад +4

      I joined at 5, did know ow to open cat(fml keys stopped workin) and at 6 was usin cat wit proper rammer etc.

  • @genesiscda4847
    @genesiscda4847 4 года назад +7863

    You think when that kid typed “witch.o.ugg.glass” was trying to say “with your ugly ass” but typed it the way it phonetically sounds when his mom says it to him?

    • @bbordeo973
      @bbordeo973 3 года назад +953

      holy shit i think you’ve cracked the code gd

    • @anselmadelia9747
      @anselmadelia9747 3 года назад +82

      My thoughts exactly

    • @Tw0Dots
      @Tw0Dots 3 года назад +44

      HAHA YES

    • @kayEnt3rtainm3nt
      @kayEnt3rtainm3nt 3 года назад +305

      I believe this is what as known as a "bone apple tea". Good catch by the way!

    • @MochiiBunniie
      @MochiiBunniie 3 года назад +133

      He should’ve said “whitcho ugglass”

  • @abigailsosa2182
    @abigailsosa2182 4 года назад +3702

    Pregnant Mothers: smoking doesn’t affect my child
    The child:

    • @mogr8794
      @mogr8794 4 года назад +46

      the correct term would be "children"

    • @stinkylol3880
      @stinkylol3880 4 года назад +65

      Along with the people who like tiktok

    • @abigailsosa2182
      @abigailsosa2182 4 года назад +14

      @@stinkylol3880 TRUEEE

    • @stinkylol3880
      @stinkylol3880 4 года назад +14

      @@abigailsosa2182 thank you finally someone who isn’t a fan boy / girl for tiktok

    • @abigailsosa2182
      @abigailsosa2182 4 года назад +22

      @@stinkylol3880 lol thx and right back at you. People call me immature for not having tiktok on my phone. Like ?????

  • @a.t.pickle85
    @a.t.pickle85 6 лет назад +8537

    "He might kill himself because you guys are so mean to him"... so does that mean I can record myself laughing at his body?

  • @existentialcrisis2429
    @existentialcrisis2429 3 года назад +293

    touch noodle is now my favorite insult

  • @vievievievievie
    @vievievievievie 4 года назад +1137

    When Chloe said "touch noodle"
    Tears began running down my eyes.

    • @starlet_nekomiya
      @starlet_nekomiya 4 года назад +1

      Hi, Tadano Hitohito.

    • @pacient555
      @pacient555 4 года назад +35

      can i touch ur noodle owo

    • @kirbylover8783
      @kirbylover8783 4 года назад +2

      @robinhood123454140 Ok

    • @djentrification1631
      @djentrification1631 4 года назад +5

      @robinhood123454140 Well, tears have to come into contact with your eyes before they can leave the eye sockets, no?

    • @donaldolivier6786
      @donaldolivier6786 4 года назад +4

      @@pacient555 *no*

  • @becongeneral
    @becongeneral 6 лет назад +2864

    Logan: "Oh man, no one could possibly look stupider than me right now."
    Fans: "Hold my juice box!"

    • @jaydenmupfumira4727
      @jaydenmupfumira4727 6 лет назад +63

      “mummy put you’re nipple away.”

    • @katf7949
      @katf7949 6 лет назад +11

      Logan would say "stupider" lmao

    • @willblaker3746
      @willblaker3746 6 лет назад +23

      Nice touch on using juice box instead of beer

    • @Bankstercide
      @Bankstercide 6 лет назад +4

      +top bun Don't you mean, "more dumberer"?

    • @digiquo8143
      @digiquo8143 6 лет назад

      PaneledPear6555 Found the weeb

  • @nerdcity
    @nerdcity 6 лет назад +3732

    “Brainwashed fart-huffers”. Nailed it. Makes much more sense than logang or Mavericks.

    • @nerdcity
      @nerdcity 6 лет назад +68

      I'm editing it right now, Alexander! Your question just delayed it by 10 seconds!

    • @stankaus
      @stankaus 6 лет назад +2

      Nerd City when is half life 3 coming out? Will it be worth the weight?

    • @laxytomato
      @laxytomato 6 лет назад

      Hey can i waste another 10 seconds of your editing section please?.

    • @blvck1635
      @blvck1635 6 лет назад

      You know what we do to Mavericks?

    • @therealteal620
      @therealteal620 6 лет назад +3

      Love your channel. Can't get enough of it.

  • @jameshead833
    @jameshead833 3 года назад +484

    It's worse when you realise he didn't just film he had to edit create a thumbnail make cuts and add transitions and not once during this process did he think it might not be a great idea

    • @spaghettboy2173
      @spaghettboy2173 3 года назад +51

      What’s even worse is that he probably has an editing team because I seriously doubt he has the brain power to make a thumbnail

    • @name-zb8bs
      @name-zb8bs 3 года назад +1

      @@spaghettboy2173 wdym hes a absalute unit

    • @arbiter8246
      @arbiter8246 2 года назад +1

      It was done on purpose. Create a major controversy to springboard your RUclips channel and then give an apology and move on.

    • @stubblytuna4068
      @stubblytuna4068 2 года назад

      Ikr sick bastard

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 месяцев назад +1

      ​@@name-zb8bs brain unit.

  • @FrankieAmadeian.
    @FrankieAmadeian. 5 лет назад +1822

    I swear to God this dude's sense of humor is just brilliant.

    • @chronicallyg0ne
      @chronicallyg0ne 4 года назад +38

      -Fröstbyte- it really is, all his videos have me dying

    • @nooteningus
      @nooteningus 4 года назад +22

      That's not even a sense of humor. This is just the way he talks

    • @youngdolo8
      @youngdolo8 4 года назад +29

      @@adenm8963 The point is Logan Paul is stupid, and anybody who follows him is equally stupid. It's just unfortunate that most of those who do are children. Besides which, it's also indicative of how these children will end up in the future: Stupid born bastards, the lot of them.

    • @f1sheyeUwU
      @f1sheyeUwU 4 года назад +29

      @@adenm8963 have you watched Logan's videos in Japan, and these kids are protecting a guy laughing at a dead body and disrespecting Japanese culture,he is not hurt, he is just stating the facts. IMO, and u clearly don't follow this guy , do u

    • @f1sheyeUwU
      @f1sheyeUwU 4 года назад +14

      @@adenm8963 well engaging in an online argument over a video that somebody made is quite stupid so I'll take my leave

  • @roughentumble9145
    @roughentumble9145 6 лет назад +323

    My favorite part of the last comment was how apparently suicide is only serious when Logan Paul hypothetically does it.

    • @ZeLunatic
      @ZeLunatic 6 лет назад +36

      The irony runs deep.

  • @garfieldenthusiast6555
    @garfieldenthusiast6555 6 лет назад +1961

    "I swear he will never do anything like this again"
    He's out tazing rats a month later

    • @firstnamelastname7244
      @firstnamelastname7244 6 лет назад +214

      Seriously, that's how serial killers start.

    • @diodedrake2946
      @diodedrake2946 6 лет назад +28

      Rat was dead tho
      Everything else though yeah no he's nuts

    • @Vixcal
      @Vixcal 6 лет назад +144

      Vergil Denton even if it's dead, it's fucking horrible

    • @raeisgay426
      @raeisgay426 6 лет назад +27

      he fucking did what? ooohhhhh my god how am i so out of the loop

    • @shiannafoxx
      @shiannafoxx 6 лет назад +27

      Vergil Denton Even if it's dead, it's still considered animal abuse.

  • @philmahar4784
    @philmahar4784 3 года назад +119

    SuperKingDestroyer123 is the fuel of my nightmares. He's the guy that would overthrow Hades in the underworld.

  • @babyyoshi3099
    @babyyoshi3099 6 лет назад +1910

    "He won't do it again"
    Immediately starts tasing dead rats.

    • @LoydAvenheart
      @LoydAvenheart 6 лет назад +52

      Everything Filthy Frank was making fun of became true just less ironic and more mainstream support.

    • @sharkboss97
      @sharkboss97 5 лет назад +1

      😂😂

    • @tobinmason3546
      @tobinmason3546 5 лет назад +21

      Don't worry man, now he is also a flat-earther... I honestly dont know which is worse at this point. the flat earth thing, the bag of rats, or the dead body

    • @saintpoli6800
      @saintpoli6800 5 лет назад +3

      Tobin Mason Wait, seriously? He said he believes the earth is flat?

    • @nexuswolf780
      @nexuswolf780 5 лет назад +14

      @@saintpoli6800 90% an attention whoring move, and it was ages ago.

  • @theangrypotato2.031
    @theangrypotato2.031 5 лет назад +10687

    "I fear no man..."
    "But that thing..."
    *superkingdestroyer123*
    "It scares me..."
    You guys really made this like top 10 comments, really? Out of all the amazing jokes I’ve made this is what’s going to define me as a youtube commenter.

  • @juliuskingsley4434
    @juliuskingsley4434 4 года назад +801

    "to logan you are just another number on his view count."
    *F A T A L I T Y*

    • @manelgrinder3027
      @manelgrinder3027 4 года назад +22

      Everytime I hear or see the word fatality I can only think of mortal combat

    • @boingy-m5q
      @boingy-m5q 4 года назад +22

      @@manelgrinder3027 that would make sense, after all, as that's exactly where it came from

    • @manelgrinder3027
      @manelgrinder3027 4 года назад +2

      @@boingy-m5q it hit me similar to a wave of nostalgia is what I meant

    • @manelgrinder3027
      @manelgrinder3027 4 года назад +1

      @@boingy-m5q even though I probably should not have played mk1 and 3 for the SNES when I was 6 though

    • @boingy-m5q
      @boingy-m5q 4 года назад +1

      @@manelgrinder3027 I figured it was something more like that, I just couldn't help myself being a smartass on the internet lmao

  • @thechad_crusader
    @thechad_crusader 3 года назад +196

    POV:you're scrolling down looking for logan paul fans protecting him

  • @ricksanchez5971
    @ricksanchez5971 4 года назад +2977

    *I can’t believe Leafy got banned but not Logan Paul...*

    • @joemom8864
      @joemom8864 4 года назад +263

      Rick Sanchez it’s cuz Logan Paul is RUclips’s little money printer

    • @DuplicateGamer13
      @DuplicateGamer13 4 года назад +30

      Who’s Leafy and how did they get banned??

    • @kekwnet
      @kekwnet 4 года назад +176

      @I like turtles
      Don't talk about clickbait then they should have banned Morgz 10,000 times.

    • @gurade4442
      @gurade4442 4 года назад +46

      @Apple Pencil got banned because he talked shit or bullied pokimane lol idgf tho this drama happened like months ago

    • @emerson2149
      @emerson2149 4 года назад +4

      i think its because he said the n word

  • @KnightLxght
    @KnightLxght 6 лет назад +1800

    these kids speak in cursive.

    • @sydious_s_snake
      @sydious_s_snake 5 лет назад +32

      Unfortunately I can't like your comment as it sits at the number 69

    • @burnedtoast2883
      @burnedtoast2883 5 лет назад +10

      @@sydious_s_snake we got to get it to 420 now.

    • @iiiiii8522
      @iiiiii8522 5 лет назад +2

      @@burnedtoast2883 standard youtube milestones.

    • @Ggb129
      @Ggb129 5 лет назад +4

      Cursive when done right is an elegant script, and if one was to speak cursive, it too would be elegant. In this case, the cursive is conducted by an autistic mute, paralyzed from the neck down, who due to their age probably never has, and never will learn to write in cursive.

    • @Blondie-Actual
      @Blondie-Actual 5 лет назад +1

      No penguinz0 speaks in cursive (classy) those little chow chow squirts speak in comic sans

  • @MrJsintic
    @MrJsintic 6 лет назад +468

    I'm not a Logan pauler, but i watched his appology video and he asked the kids to not defend him and they can't even listen to that lmao

    • @nicholasgeere5125
      @nicholasgeere5125 6 лет назад +9

      :thinking: logan pauler

    • @DIGITALGH05T
      @DIGITALGH05T 6 лет назад +29

      Dildo Shwaggins thats how u know he's not one lmao

    • @PokemonfanTlp
      @PokemonfanTlp 6 лет назад +47

      It's called guilt tripping, hes gaining sypmathy making him look like the victim

    • @Cap7171
      @Cap7171 6 лет назад +7

      :thinking: If the video you mentioned was the first apology he released and not his third, I'd agree with you.

    • @centitat6367
      @centitat6367 6 лет назад +1

      T H I N K I N G
      I N T E N S I F I E S

  • @xxjune
    @xxjune 3 года назад +95

    "To him you are just a number on his view count"
    Most savage respond ive ever heard

    • @RoxyRoomba
      @RoxyRoomba 3 года назад +3

      Best part is it's true

  • @NekkoBlue
    @NekkoBlue 6 лет назад +1713

    That second commenter's _clearly_ talking about the Heartless from Kingdom Hearts series rather than talking about Logan Paul, which is a topic I'll take over his any day of the week.

    • @schizophrenic1055
      @schizophrenic1055 6 лет назад +42

      Nekko Blue The darkness has taken Homer.

    • @MCRAVENATOR2222
      @MCRAVENATOR2222 6 лет назад +26

      Critical is a heartless?

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 лет назад +36

      +OJ GOD- Hajime Hinata No, Critical has a heartless. Wrong case of "your."

    • @MCRAVENATOR2222
      @MCRAVENATOR2222 6 лет назад +1

      Abandoned Void i dont think ya got it

    • @AbandonedVoid
      @AbandonedVoid 6 лет назад +8

      +OJ GOD- Hajime Hinata That was the point of my joke. I guess my sarcasm goes over people's heads too much.

  • @ethan9605
    @ethan9605 6 лет назад +1751

    I actually dedicated my entire life to learning the Logang language. Though out my years of research, I would like to inform the masses that witch,o,ugg,glass is the most superior language spoken among the Logangers. This is spoken by only the elders of the tribe. The elders have spent years proving them selfs worthy of this speeking this language

  • @raphael.b8348
    @raphael.b8348 6 лет назад +302

    I can tell Charlie had a lot of fun with this one, you can really hear it in his voice

    • @pinecone9619
      @pinecone9619 6 лет назад +11

      Raphael well, at least he now knows somebody considers him a "touch noodle"

    • @fpsboi98k72
      @fpsboi98k72 6 лет назад +1

      This is Charlie in his element

  • @knuckl6972
    @knuckl6972 3 года назад +82

    When kingsuperdestroyer123 gets arrested, he puts the police in jail

    • @thefilipinogamertfg
      @thefilipinogamertfg 2 года назад +1

      Even the FBI, CIA and the KGB are scared of kingsuperdestroyer123

  • @mrgamer8780
    @mrgamer8780 4 года назад +4925

    Chill guys everyone makes mistakes
    Logan's mom made two

  • @mnnotaa
    @mnnotaa 6 лет назад +309

    I recently visited my family. Upon walking into my sisters room I noticed a massive wall of posters and pictures of the Pauls.
    I had the privilege of showing all of this scandal to my mother. I don't think my sister likes me anymore.

    • @toaluix23
      @toaluix23 6 лет назад +75

      Montana Simmons I find it so strange that children are able to idolise someone above their own family.

    • @mnnotaa
      @mnnotaa 6 лет назад +121

      I'mNotSpecial. Dude she won a writing contest writing about how this guy inspired her and what not. This guy is basically God to her, he can do no wrong. She acted like the whole thing was no big deal, and was like "he said sorryl, so it's fine now."
      I've never been more scared of a child.

    • @TheRandomeer
      @TheRandomeer 6 лет назад +77

      You are doing the Lord's work

    • @stijnvandevyver7958
      @stijnvandevyver7958 6 лет назад +9

      I really hope that once she starts to mature that she'll see how idiotic the Pauls are.

    • @Finndramere
      @Finndramere 6 лет назад +24

      I can empathize a little bit on the child. When i was 13 i used to watch this guy named syndicate project making minecraft videos. I felt connected to the person as i watch the progress of his minecraft series. Felt like i wasnt alone. My cellphones simcard bugged out and it gave me unlimited free internet forever. I still miss that simcard. Then the idubbbz phase of youtube kicked in.

  • @christianmitarotondo847
    @christianmitarotondo847 6 лет назад +373

    witch,o,ugg,glass
    he has such a way with words

    • @mr.pancakes8502
      @mr.pancakes8502 6 лет назад +18

      DJ Dactyl the next Shakespeare in the making

    • @georgespiggott5615
      @georgespiggott5615 6 лет назад +53

      i think he's trying to say "with your ugly ass" but i'm not sure honestly

    • @BeavisSaves
      @BeavisSaves 6 лет назад +1

      That is some amazing poetry.

    • @Laim
      @Laim 6 лет назад

      DJ Dactyl beautiful

    • @arjun-cw7cr
      @arjun-cw7cr 6 лет назад

      lmao i've typed something similar thing before when i was typing something but was one key off for every letter

  • @RosieRoan
    @RosieRoan 2 года назад +46

    _"WITCH, O, UGG, GLASS."_
    *-Jayqurn thomas (an Intellectual), 2018*

  • @jumanjicostco3248
    @jumanjicostco3248 6 лет назад +251

    "You are not his best friend. To Logan, *you are just a number on his view count* "
    That was fucking great.

    • @themaninabucket8365
      @themaninabucket8365 6 лет назад +5

      Cassie Barns destruction 100

    • @anaisabelosoy
      @anaisabelosoy 6 лет назад

      Cassie Barns I agree!!

    • @HiddenObject98
      @HiddenObject98 6 лет назад +4

      It was savage asf lol I really wish I could come up with stuff like that, Critical (not sure how to type it exactly) somehow is able to effortlessly come up with stuff like that and is party why I love him for it lol

  • @tomsmurf4225
    @tomsmurf4225 6 лет назад +594

    I would pay actual money to see a footrace between logan paul and charlie

    • @ceyrehb4166
      @ceyrehb4166 6 лет назад +2

      agreed

    • @fire-nrg7962
      @fire-nrg7962 6 лет назад +4

      Would we all?

    • @Hanzer-ns5bh
      @Hanzer-ns5bh 6 лет назад +8

      If I'm dropping money on anything personally involving that shriveled nutsack, it's gonna be hiring a group of punkers to kick him till he vomits so they can afford more PBR and Minor Threat tees.

    • @cenedictbumberbatch95
      @cenedictbumberbatch95 6 лет назад +1

      DJFoxAtYT wouldn’t*

    • @Hexra_
      @Hexra_ 5 лет назад +1

      Better than logan paul vs ksi

  • @sho9078
    @sho9078 5 лет назад +1101

    I can’t believe Critikal is a touch noodle

    • @srbrant5391
      @srbrant5391 5 лет назад +63

      Just when you think you know a guy...

    • @crazypanda9870
      @crazypanda9870 4 года назад +21

      I'm crying and shaking right now!!

    • @thatnarwhaldude7793
      @thatnarwhaldude7793 4 года назад +5

      A what?

    • @ci123x1
      @ci123x1 4 года назад +12

      i will touch that noodle

    • @xbear7473
      @xbear7473 4 года назад +6

      The shit these children come up with

  • @ellacorgi4009
    @ellacorgi4009 3 года назад +143

    I swear none of these "Logang" members are over the age of 10, and definitely do not get enough affection from their parents, which is why they watch Logan Paul and become his "royal guards".

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 года назад +9

      Reminds me of a short movie called the wave. Teacher accidentally created a cult and the most loyal are the ones who need love, and attention.
      It was based off a real event if I remember.

    • @veggsbacon1891
      @veggsbacon1891 3 года назад

      Kinda like that logan paul video by Circletoons.

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 2 года назад

      You do realize most of his fans are adults, right?

    • @brightblackhole2442
      @brightblackhole2442 Год назад

      @@rizkiramadhan9266 this video doesn't do a good job of accurately representing that

    • @rizkiramadhan9266
      @rizkiramadhan9266 Год назад

      @@lightningpenguin8937 I read the book

  • @assistantmagus5213
    @assistantmagus5213 6 лет назад +916

    So the last comment made me realise, I don’t think any of these people realise that Logan is in fact a grown adult man, and not 12 years old like they are

    • @ghostofcoolidge245
      @ghostofcoolidge245 5 лет назад +95

      Children can't conceptualize how adults respond to stimuli and think so while they recognize Logan Paul isn't 12 years old, they really do believe there is 0 difference between being 12 and being 25 (not logan paul's age, just a random young adult age)

    • @lucamckenn5932
      @lucamckenn5932 5 лет назад +47

      @@ghostofcoolidge245 To be fair, Logan and Jake are basically children so it makes complete sense that their fans emulate them.

    • @dragmasanimation
      @dragmasanimation 5 лет назад +13

      Don't insult 12 year olds, they're half that age.

    • @usualunusualkid7149
      @usualunusualkid7149 5 лет назад +11

      You mispelled 7

    • @imbi9580
      @imbi9580 4 года назад +1

      He is tho. On the inside, that is

  • @GamingViny
    @GamingViny 6 лет назад +256

    The kicker is that he then went home, edited, and then still thought his video was ok to share. It wasnt a quick mistake or something he did in the moment.

    • @sangun123
      @sangun123 6 лет назад +2

      lmfao i know right, thats the thing, it was probably being edited and exported for like several hours

    • @Gray_Plays
      @Gray_Plays 6 лет назад +5

      And not only that, but makes a thumbnail displaying the body, with censorship of course because that totally makes it ok, and puts a mostly likely fake reaction on it to top it off.

    • @sophisticatedfart2368
      @sophisticatedfart2368 6 лет назад +1

      Chenzo
      I mean it was his editor but I get what you're saying. He's the one who said "publish that shit"

    • @mrcheesemunch
      @mrcheesemunch 6 лет назад +4

      Yeah soooo many fuckwits have been like "Oh, it was just an accident!"
      If it was filmed live, sure but it wasn't. People sat editing it for fucking hours and not once thought "Hey...maybe this is a bad idea? How about leaving the parts where we're joking about being fucking retards out?"

    • @Ziggylata
      @Ziggylata 6 лет назад +1

      He edits his videos?

  • @nightmarishcompositions4536
    @nightmarishcompositions4536 6 лет назад +797

    "witch,o,ugg,glass"
    "and your the horse crap"
    Is this even human language anymore?

    • @awfuledgyusernamethatsalso4695
      @awfuledgyusernamethatsalso4695 6 лет назад +12

      Michael Sorbello: Horror Stories hey yo real quick did you go to ccts cause i think recognize you and the name sounds mad familiar

    • @nightmarishcompositions4536
      @nightmarishcompositions4536 6 лет назад +9

      Issy Nova You're correct! I went to CCTS. I think I recognize you as well.

    • @holyprophet.gaming5286
      @holyprophet.gaming5286 6 лет назад +74

      no, its the ancient language of the thuum, used by the dragons

    • @coolfool183
      @coolfool183 6 лет назад +86

      i think its supposed to say "witcho ugly ass"

    • @awfuledgyusernamethatsalso4695
      @awfuledgyusernamethatsalso4695 6 лет назад +2

      Michael Sorbello: Horror Stories how fucking spooky. Ill actually look at your channel later cause im a big fan of creepypasta/lovecraft narration

  • @Techience
    @Techience Год назад +31

    It has been 5 years, a lot of these children are teenagers now, maybe even in college. I wonder how they feel about Logan now lol

    • @TheBMF210
      @TheBMF210 Год назад

      Yeah 🤣

    • @Otis4597
      @Otis4597 Год назад

      Yeah

    • @codex5949
      @codex5949 Год назад +15

      They probably invested in Cryptozoo

    • @aangeles21
      @aangeles21 Год назад +1

      they must feel embarassed as hell if they saw this video

    • @-Scrapper-
      @-Scrapper- Год назад

      @@aangeles21 proud*

  • @TheThirdPew
    @TheThirdPew 6 лет назад +10563

    You’re my favorite person on RUclips

    • @soapboi5420
      @soapboi5420 6 лет назад +112

      Nathan zed
      More like Nathan's dead hanging body in the Japanese suicide forest

    • @absolutecoolguy4290
      @absolutecoolguy4290 6 лет назад +10

      Soup Man you kid

    • @absolutecoolguy4290
      @absolutecoolguy4290 6 лет назад +19

      Good man knows his stuff

    • @soapboi5420
      @soapboi5420 6 лет назад +11

      Kool_guy_ V2.0 look liek you do not no de wae

    • @dweep9546
      @dweep9546 6 лет назад +5

      Kool_guy_ V2.0 only de queen no de wey

  • @o0sparky0o95
    @o0sparky0o95 6 лет назад +256

    Dont worry Charlie, I'm 5'7, overweight and out of shape so I should be well able to fight off at least half of the logang for you if they start trouble

    • @requiem4391
      @requiem4391 6 лет назад +2

      Manlet

    • @iNuminex
      @iNuminex 6 лет назад

      You now have 69 likes, enjoy

    • @assas1nentertainment614
      @assas1nentertainment614 6 лет назад +2

      dick chappy best thing I've ever read out loud in my life

    • @ketaminewomble2562
      @ketaminewomble2562 6 лет назад +4

      It’d be like watching Dday but with only one machine gunner

    • @Alphacarmine72
      @Alphacarmine72 6 лет назад

      pretty sure most of his fans are little ass kids, so you win by default lol

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 лет назад +572

    When I was a kid, the most nefarious character I ever defended was Brain, from Pinky and the Brain. Oh how times have changed. And Brain was just misunderstood

    • @mydadneverlovedme8567
      @mydadneverlovedme8567 6 лет назад +2

      k

    • @tugboat945
      @tugboat945 6 лет назад

      Jabroney
      Don't you mean Tom?

    • @shkurka4828
      @shkurka4828 6 лет назад +56

      I used to defend Tom and hate Jerry as a young child :)

    • @djinnhoopa7599
      @djinnhoopa7599 6 лет назад +38

      Jerry is kind of an asshole tbh, but Jerrys sidekick mouse is worse.

    • @thejedisonic67
      @thejedisonic67 6 лет назад +31

      Tom and Brain did nothing wrong

  • @karensmith8911
    @karensmith8911 3 года назад +64

    i love how the last one was like "logan will kill himself if you keep going" when logan literally filmed a man who killed himself and exploited him on the internet and no one cared about that, but the second its logan killing himself its OH NO

    • @thekingkaiju9385
      @thekingkaiju9385 3 года назад +3

      Would you call me overly cruel if I said I slightly smirked at the idea?

    • @shireenqasimm
      @shireenqasimm 3 года назад

      @@thekingkaiju9385 i laughed at this idek man 😅😅

    • @lightningpenguin8937
      @lightningpenguin8937 3 года назад

      @@thekingkaiju9385 The irony was a bit too good for me to resist. It would be a perfect example of karma.
      I don't like the guy, but I don't wish for his death. What he did was unjustifiable.

    • @RoxyRoomba
      @RoxyRoomba 3 года назад

      For most of the sane people in the world its
      FUCK YEAH!

    • @RoxyRoomba
      @RoxyRoomba 3 года назад

      @@lightningpenguin8937 thats where you and I are different
      Im CLINICALLY sadomasochistic sociopath
      So i say fuck em

  • @Chacha-xi4bl
    @Chacha-xi4bl 4 года назад +645

    Little did he know that sending someone toilet paper would become one of the kindest acts a human being can perform

    • @Huge_Homer
      @Huge_Homer 4 года назад +1

      RIP

    • @rodrigozanabria2978
      @rodrigozanabria2978 4 года назад +3

      Unless they like eating shit i dont think sending used toilet paper to someone is kind at all

    • @batjackattack5556
      @batjackattack5556 4 года назад +14

      @@rodrigozanabria2978 damn you dont gotta flex how much tp u got bruh

  • @lfakerson7703
    @lfakerson7703 4 года назад +444

    Everybody gangsta till KingSuperDestroyer123 pulls up on your homie in the school bus.

    • @leonardodisavino6166
      @leonardodisavino6166 4 года назад +5

      Hahahaha

    • @lfakerson7703
      @lfakerson7703 3 года назад +4

      @Eric Ventura you’re is you are. Your is the correct spelling in this case.

    • @Theory_enjoyer
      @Theory_enjoyer 3 года назад +1

      You used the wrong you're I cant take you seriously now like a wise man once said.

  • @salvatoredanunciacao7770
    @salvatoredanunciacao7770 6 лет назад +522

    If logan paul doesnt take Critikal up on that race in 7 days Critikal wins

    • @metalheadshark
      @metalheadshark 6 лет назад +10

      Salvatore d'Anunciacao if he doesn't take him up on that race in 7 days he dies

    • @salvatoredanunciacao7770
      @salvatoredanunciacao7770 6 лет назад +4

      Captian Diabetes i cannot argue with that, but on a side note what im refrencing is that a clothing company may be suing Paul in like three days which was said 4 days ago so on the eleventh he may be 4 million dollars down the drain

    • @xananeverdies
      @xananeverdies 6 лет назад +1

      WITCH,OGGA

    • @SuperShanko
      @SuperShanko 6 лет назад

      And someone Ckl will still get hate comments for not allowing LP to catch his breath..... and cross the finish line.

    • @james22022
      @james22022 6 лет назад

      That is the law. Where is it the law? Dunno, somewhere.

  • @henryravolan9321
    @henryravolan9321 3 года назад +62

    I know how late I am, but I just gotta say.
    Charlie is the only person who can insult literal children and look cool while doing it.

    • @jobi7651
      @jobi7651 2 года назад +2

      Yeah I agree. Charlie is a fucking badass.

  • @CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster
    @CapnCinnamonBunVideogamemaster 6 лет назад +1374

    Somebody send these to Jacksfims

    • @shrek7650
      @shrek7650 6 лет назад +54

      Cap'nCinnamonBun *SOMEBODY?!?!!*

    • @matty4351
      @matty4351 6 лет назад +43

      Or alternatively, we could send them to a good RUclipsr.

    • @shrek7650
      @shrek7650 6 лет назад +11

      PkMakin I’m gonna go to shitbags house and turn his eyes into jelly and make bread out of his bones even though that’s what giants normally do

    • @chrisgreen5917
      @chrisgreen5917 6 лет назад +20

      PkMakin he is a good RUclips’s

    • @matty4351
      @matty4351 6 лет назад +16

      I personally think he is highly unfunny, cringy and makes low-effort RUclips content which really shouldn't be making him as much money as it is.

  • @jenthedruid396
    @jenthedruid396 6 лет назад +5474

    Blowgang

    • @chris_htepo
      @chris_htepo 6 лет назад +132

      Addison Bortion
      You are a touch noodle

    • @myguitartwerks7825
      @myguitartwerks7825 6 лет назад +16

      I died of cancer from this thread.

    • @myguitartwerks7825
      @myguitartwerks7825 6 лет назад +72

      Im sorry. Cancer isnt funny. But according to Logan Paul Suicide is funny so that also makes cancer funny 😂 hahaha! Logan is such a savage! Im learning a lot from my role model!

    • @crackedemerald4930
      @crackedemerald4930 6 лет назад +51

      Blowgang: what i call my hookers

    • @tyran9221
      @tyran9221 6 лет назад +53

      #LOHANG

  • @KG-th3cr
    @KG-th3cr 5 лет назад +1172

    The guy who killed himself heard Logan was coming to Japan and just couldn't take the risk of accidentally meeting him.

  • @scarletpachyderm
    @scarletpachyderm 3 года назад +67

    hypocr1tiKaL would be a funny joke they missed out on

    • @zankeekee
      @zankeekee 3 года назад +6

      hippo cr1tiKal

    • @zed.lmaooo
      @zed.lmaooo 3 года назад +4

      i don't very much think they know what hypocrisy is

    • @normanmai7865
      @normanmai7865 8 месяцев назад

      they do not even know how to spell, the concept of hypocr1tiKaL would be 4 parallel universes ahead of them and still going

    • @1WEareBUFO1
      @1WEareBUFO1 5 месяцев назад

      They didn't even know where they were, to be fair

  • @tadaotakumi9852
    @tadaotakumi9852 4 года назад +398

    I wish comments were sorted by least popular so I can see these comments.

    • @bradly_apc
      @bradly_apc 4 года назад +1

      You can

    • @bradly_apc
      @bradly_apc 4 года назад +5

      Look under the bell then put it to newist

    • @onejediboi
      @onejediboi 4 года назад +27

      Yeah like whats the point of the dislike comment option if that's not a thing 😂

    • @rogerklock9308
      @rogerklock9308 4 года назад

      NNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOONNÓOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

    • @whoevenami1563
      @whoevenami1563 4 года назад +1

      Love ur name and I agree

  • @bigsmoke4758
    @bigsmoke4758 4 года назад +877

    I once tried fighting SuperKingDestroyer123
    My funeral will be closed casket

    • @x.xn.x102
      @x.xn.x102 4 года назад +5

      I shall take my chances

    • @thestagesofgrief6454
      @thestagesofgrief6454 4 года назад +4

      KingSuperDestroyer123*

    • @2001CuisinartToasterr
      @2001CuisinartToasterr 4 года назад +23

      TheStagesOfGrief why would you correct him he not gonna edit it he died from KingSuperDestroyer123

    • @thestagesofgrief6454
      @thestagesofgrief6454 4 года назад

      @@2001CuisinartToasterr why would you respond to a 1 month old comment?

    • @Kirply
      @Kirply 4 года назад +7

      TheStagesOfGrief why did you come back to the one month old comment?

  • @KingCoreyFTW
    @KingCoreyFTW 6 лет назад +159

    All the Minecraft girls get drenched when KingSuperDestoryer rolls up

    • @wispy9859
      @wispy9859 6 лет назад +1

      Not enough.
      xXx--__KingSuperDestoryer123__--xXx

  • @thirsty7281
    @thirsty7281 3 года назад +23

    "Don't punish this criminal for committing crime, what if you make him commit suicide?" Ah gotcha.

  • @shakefan1484
    @shakefan1484 6 лет назад +916

    How brain dead does someone have to be to defend Logan Paul?

    • @Kaz999998
      @Kaz999998 6 лет назад +8

      But he did nothing wrong, I even made a video on it.

    • @burnout3148
      @burnout3148 6 лет назад +181

      Very very brain dead like the person that said he did nothing wrong above

    • @garycasper4671
      @garycasper4671 6 лет назад +57

      about 9

    • @coughodemon8592
      @coughodemon8592 6 лет назад +26

      there IQ has to be -900,000,000,000

    • @vamp1310
      @vamp1310 6 лет назад +26

      The thing is, you actually have to NOT have a brain to defend him

  • @recu1
    @recu1 6 лет назад +4524

    *You're*

  • @nolanbutler354
    @nolanbutler354 5 лет назад +365

    These kids speaking minecraft enchantment table

    • @bredboi8416
      @bredboi8416 4 года назад

      Lol how did these kids learn Minecraft enchantment table cuz I want to know how

    • @somedude5097
      @somedude5097 4 года назад

      THE TRUE YEET MAN A power gained by mastering Minecraft and beating the ender dragon with your mouse all wet or cheating into creative to do so

    • @bredboi8416
      @bredboi8416 4 года назад

      Some dude what about ps4 I got the Platinum

    • @Vixemint
      @Vixemint 4 года назад

      Difference is, minecraft enchantment table is decipherable

    • @Vixemint
      @Vixemint 4 года назад

      @@bredboi8416 yeah I wrote my name in enchantment table language

  • @TesserasNerfRoom
    @TesserasNerfRoom Год назад +9

    When Charlie calmly and professionally read out “witch,o,ugg,glass” I felt my soul leave my body from laughing so hard

  • @beauciferous
    @beauciferous 6 лет назад +162

    "He's a sociopath, Gavin" is the new "People are gay, Steven"

    • @SVNTrw
      @SVNTrw 6 лет назад +8

      Beau Mercury witch.o.ugg.glasses

    • @roxaswright
      @roxaswright 6 лет назад +3

      Beau Mercury I couldn't stop laughing, glad I read this first.

  • @EELClove98
    @EELClove98 6 лет назад +876

    i think laughing nervously when confronted with that kind of thing is a natural response. what isnt a natural response is whipping out your camera, filming it, then going home, editing it, and putting it up on youtube for millions of people to see.

    • @stickytoffeepudding6628
      @stickytoffeepudding6628 6 лет назад +97

      More specifically uploading it onto RUclips for millions of children to see

    • @justiceschmidt2594
      @justiceschmidt2594 6 лет назад +41

      DKU_Skrub very dumb children.

    • @veeroken6229
      @veeroken6229 6 лет назад +9

      When you film your life everyday I'd assume you wouldn't usually think about moral when uploading something

    • @spectralthief242
      @spectralthief242 6 лет назад +76

      Veeroken That is not an excuse. Logan Paul and his friend's literally saw the dead body and the first thing that they thought would be "get closer to the body and film it! It'll make so many views". The fucking camera guy said it out loud. Logan is an extremely demented person. There are many vlogs on youtube on the suicide forest made before Logan's video and a lot of them start off with "If we see a body we're turning the camera off and walking out of here". That's the perfectly SANE thing to do in the situation. Logan went off the trail on purpose to find a dead body to film. He fucking deserved to get all the hate he did.

    • @phillipferguson7455
      @phillipferguson7455 6 лет назад

      You say it like Logan doesn't know how to make logical responses to bad situations

  • @andrewbrown7608
    @andrewbrown7608 6 лет назад +207

    I was very happy to here that Logan Paul went into the suicide forest, very unhappy to here he came out of it.

  • @chr15tune56
    @chr15tune56 3 года назад +28

    "Witch o ugg glass"
    He's speaking the language of gods

  • @faizan5456
    @faizan5456 6 лет назад +189

    I remember a comment from a girl saying she forgives him because he has beautiful eyes.

    • @shkurka4828
      @shkurka4828 6 лет назад +54

      Faizan Mohammad Ted Bundy had beautiful eyes too

    • @BenPictures1
      @BenPictures1 6 лет назад +16

      Aboyne16303011 Charles Manson had a awesome beard as well.

    • @Yo.Schwifty
      @Yo.Schwifty 6 лет назад +30

      I have nice eyebrows... not gonna say what I did, but they're nice eyebrows

    • @mathiasrryba
      @mathiasrryba 6 лет назад +4

      BenPictures1 Stalin's mustache was godtier. I can forgive him everything even communism.

    • @tomo4977
      @tomo4977 6 лет назад +5

      Faizan Mohammad so many people forgave him because "it's not a human any more, it's a simple bunch of cells and we shouldn't be scared of stuff like this"
      Yeah they'll say that unless they see their loved one hanging on that tree

  • @songphitran1485
    @songphitran1485 6 лет назад +1803

    oh god it's kingsuperdestroyer123

    • @Sterls_yt
      @Sterls_yt 6 лет назад +86

      WHOSE JUICE BOX DID YOU JUST STEAL?!

    • @trulymrword
      @trulymrword 6 лет назад +58

      The name that brings fear to the local playground

    • @emanatingf
      @emanatingf 5 лет назад +8

      @Geekohoho merry chwistmas *Oh DAMN!*
      **shudders in fear**

    • @Jason-wh3ct
      @Jason-wh3ct 5 лет назад +4

      Hide you’re mommies

    • @noelleholiday61
      @noelleholiday61 5 лет назад +7

      Jesus Christ its kingsuperdestroyer123

  • @haychicken4891
    @haychicken4891 6 лет назад +406

    "Logan Paul uses jokes to cope with bad stuff."
    -KingSuperDestroyer123

    • @Amadourrr
      @Amadourrr 6 лет назад +8

      Kneil Armstrong RUN CODY RUN !

    • @ChickenBeter
      @ChickenBeter 6 лет назад

      Jean-Patrick De La Sainte-Bite What?

    • @Amadourrr
      @Amadourrr 6 лет назад +2

      Chicken Man 3:45 jesus watch the fucking video...

    • @belgainwafflehead5686
      @belgainwafflehead5686 6 лет назад +7

      Don’t mock him, lest you wish to have your lunch money beaten from you for all fifth graders to see

    • @colintherookmain7419
      @colintherookmain7419 6 лет назад +1

      Game over buddy.

  • @jamesm2078
    @jamesm2078 Год назад +20

    Five years ago and Logan Paul’s stupidity won’t ever be forgotten

    • @dexteromaa1086
      @dexteromaa1086 Год назад +5

      Yep... And it spreads across his fan base.