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  • Опубликовано: 23 ноя 2024

Комментарии • 5 тыс.

  • @iplaygamesihate212
    @iplaygamesihate212 4 года назад +7586

    He literally found morgz before he became a pandemic

  • @hoodedman07
    @hoodedman07 6 лет назад +14007

    Video just ends in the middle of a sentence. Legendary

    • @BroThaManGaming
      @BroThaManGaming 6 лет назад +411

      Thanks for the spoiler, asshole... 😒

    • @jhvibes3471
      @jhvibes3471 6 лет назад +1171

      @@BroThaManGaming he who approaches a section that is used to discuss what happened in a video before said video finishes is thy ass hole, ass hole.

    • @lobadores5024
      @lobadores5024 6 лет назад +244

      @@BroThaManGaming boi u suppose the look at the comments after u watch it idiot

    • @BroThaManGaming
      @BroThaManGaming 6 лет назад +138

      yeesh, just a joke guys

    • @nicoleburns551
      @nicoleburns551 6 лет назад +366

      @@BroThaManGaming one who shall not understand a joke is not worthy of being told a joke

  • @samtooclean4815
    @samtooclean4815 6 лет назад +4428

    I love how he’s straight faced in like every video

  • @ema60024
    @ema60024 5 лет назад +5534

    I once read somewhere “it’s not incest if you say no chromo”

    • @ascentar6713
      @ascentar6713 4 года назад +131

      Thanks for the daily dose of internet, have a good rest of your day

    • @ema60024
      @ema60024 4 года назад +21

      -ASCENTAR- :) you’re welcome❤️ LMAOOO

    • @ClipperYT
      @ClipperYT 4 года назад +14

      Thank you very cool!

    • @whereismyspacebar1652
      @whereismyspacebar1652 4 года назад +46

      Gigguk

    • @sharking7496
      @sharking7496 3 года назад +45

      If age is just a number then sister is just a word :)

  • @swahzie
    @swahzie 6 лет назад +6795

    You have the cleanest and most high definition eyebrows ever.

    • @rprivateaccount5167
      @rprivateaccount5167 6 лет назад +201

      FINALLY SOMEBODY SAID IT SO I DIDN'T HAVE TO

    • @ahzidaljun
      @ahzidaljun 6 лет назад +241

      dude yes his eyebrows are just PURITY. Black. Strong and fucking powerful, oh my god

    • @meganutHUGE
      @meganutHUGE 6 лет назад +36

      my eyebrows look like his and i thougnt it was a bad thing. i guess not

    • @chrisburns9603
      @chrisburns9603 6 лет назад +55

      eyebrows in 4K

    • @churchillsunicorn4875
      @churchillsunicorn4875 6 лет назад +7

      10/10 profile picture :3

  • @Randyy1
    @Randyy1 6 лет назад +7075

    Wouldn't this be year 1 AF?

  • @LilSmoky92
    @LilSmoky92 6 лет назад +2176

    I love how he says the german word like "Ausscheißen" which literally means "to shit (something) out". Can't make this shit up.

    • @MrCarpelan
      @MrCarpelan 6 лет назад +11

      What did the guy in the video say?

    • @LilSmoky92
      @LilSmoky92 6 лет назад +240

      Ausziehen = "(to) undress" | Ausscheißen = "to shit (something) out"

    • @pyrefly7575
      @pyrefly7575 6 лет назад +12

      Pretty funny actually

    • @pyrefly7575
      @pyrefly7575 6 лет назад +2

      @@LilSmoky92 oh so its like a made up word of "Aus" and "Scheiße " right? So theres some kind of patter there...

    • @pyrefly7575
      @pyrefly7575 6 лет назад

      @@LilSmoky92 wich means that Ziehen or Ziehe means "undressness" (as a concept) right?

  • @MrWasweissichey
    @MrWasweissichey 4 года назад +7038

    Hahaha :D Im German, and "Ausziehen" means "take off clothes" .. best Part about it, is how YOU say it :D You say "Ausscheissen", and that means "Shit it out" :D So ye, that also fits perfect to that Vid :D

    • @neilbreen2487
      @neilbreen2487 4 года назад +97

      Seggsschreibne?

    • @MrWasweissichey
      @MrWasweissichey 4 года назад +84

      @@neilbreen2487 Des is etzala absichdliche Browokation!

    • @neilbreen2487
      @neilbreen2487 4 года назад +58

      @@MrWasweissichey ich schmeiss dir gleich die brüggle raus!!! Ich bin net derjeniche mit seggslusd!

    • @neilbreen2487
      @neilbreen2487 4 года назад +28

      @What did I walk into So jeds reichds etzela englisch brauch ma hia net!! Ich schmeis dir auch gleich die Brüggle raus!!

    • @404User-Not-Found
      @404User-Not-Found 4 года назад +434

      You guys really have a word for "shit it out"?
      I gotta start learning German, I'm sold

  • @rinferno7736
    @rinferno7736 6 лет назад +723

    Ausziehen = undress.. but the way Charlie pronounced it it sounded like "ausscheißen" which means to shit out and if that doesn't describe these videos perfectly then idk.

    • @slipperyman6034
      @slipperyman6034 6 лет назад +21

      Rinferno wait but does the guy say something about smashing the like button? I need to know

    • @GundulaGause69
      @GundulaGause69 6 лет назад +23

      Not Like this no he doesnt, its just a stupid intro

    • @ephemeralViolette
      @ephemeralViolette 6 лет назад

      +Not Like this ditto

    • @Sean-so4kg
      @Sean-so4kg 6 лет назад +1

      Sein deutsch ist einfach perfekt👌

    • @Garinovitch
      @Garinovitch 6 лет назад +5

      I have the oddest feeling that Charlie knew exactly what he was saying.

  • @MRBOSSMUFFIN
    @MRBOSSMUFFIN 6 лет назад +3716

    Your witty retorts and extensive vocabulary continually moisten my undergarments

  • @theichytype
    @theichytype 6 лет назад +1990

    I find it weird youtube allows this while demonetize a lot of normal stuff.

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 лет назад +9

      Andy Lee Yeah

    • @TheAtmosfear7
      @TheAtmosfear7 6 лет назад +4

      Rainbow Doodler209 Ye

    • @morty1504
      @morty1504 6 лет назад +8

      This is all demonitized

    • @Kay_213_
      @Kay_213_ 6 лет назад +21

      Cr1TiKaL: makes the most disgusting and awful content
      (Monetized)
      SMB: 🅱️
      (Hippity hoppity your money is now my property)

    • @pedrorojooo
      @pedrorojooo 5 лет назад +5

      It's not weird...
      It's absurd.

  • @firstcyberbattalion7531
    @firstcyberbattalion7531 5 лет назад +2710

    Who else watching this in 2 AF?

  • @ChickenCupcakes4321
    @ChickenCupcakes4321 6 лет назад +2349

    Makes me sad that Tupac couldnt stream fortnite

  • @jonathanmuro1011
    @jonathanmuro1011 6 лет назад +1705

    Rice gums “fortnite footage” isn’t even his and youtubers exposed him on that look it up lol

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 4 года назад +63

      not surprised

    • @spo-senpai4560
      @spo-senpai4560 4 года назад +7

      @@peterk.2108 Amen

    • @peterk.2108
      @peterk.2108 4 года назад +7

      @@spo-senpai4560 Hallelujah

    • @thenormalpsycho4198
      @thenormalpsycho4198 4 года назад +13

      And kappa kapped his knees for that with a video proving that he's.... Average. He's just average at the game. He's not shit, but he's not super good.

    • @exocakes4587
      @exocakes4587 4 года назад +7

      @@thenormalpsycho4198 he's an insult* to average-skilled players (in all games) in general.

  • @aaronokemaysim7310
    @aaronokemaysim7310 4 года назад +1718

    Who’s watching in 3 AF?

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 лет назад +1099

    Fortnite isn't just a movement, it's a bowel movement.

  • @bladestormX
    @bladestormX 6 лет назад +2663

    I miss 2008-era RUclips. Truly one of its golden ages.

    • @fallowsword
      @fallowsword 6 лет назад +20

      You missed click bait?

    • @fryasthereal
      @fryasthereal 6 лет назад +238

      Mike Hunt I'd take a Rick Roll over a gift card giveaway any day.

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 6 лет назад +67

      Mike Hunt nah I'd rather be Rick rolled then getting clickbaited

    • @SABO_DB
      @SABO_DB 6 лет назад +9

      Bombs?

    • @vurhn2009
      @vurhn2009 6 лет назад

      y gaybombs

  • @RandomGamesWithAidan
    @RandomGamesWithAidan 6 лет назад +1335

    Fortnite will become a leading political party in the US soon.

  • @hammer2.095
    @hammer2.095 3 года назад +333

    4:26 that was the most beautiful "what the fuck" I have ever heard

  • @phiwokuhleqwabe2097
    @phiwokuhleqwabe2097 6 лет назад +536

    "Douchebag is a universal language" - Charlie 2018

  • @guybrushmonkey97
    @guybrushmonkey97 6 лет назад +1458

    "I honestly think we should change our dating system and move AD and BC to BF (Before Fortnite) and AF (After Fortnite), so we are in 2018 AF, because we are after Fortnite, logically".
    Wouldn't we be in 1 AF, then?

  • @HakureiIllusion
    @HakureiIllusion 6 лет назад +373

    1 Cr1TiKaL upload = all pieces of clothing removed

    • @mxshrxxmbxy
      @mxshrxxmbxy 2 года назад

      Lmao

    • @bruh......2005
      @bruh......2005 2 года назад +1

      Was already doing this before it was a challenge, taste that nerds😎

  • @A_Good_Person1984
    @A_Good_Person1984 4 года назад +453

    3:09 me trying to remember the name of the ship from Titanic

    • @clippt5598
      @clippt5598 3 года назад +59

      I think it was sailboat

    • @A_Good_Person1984
      @A_Good_Person1984 3 года назад +30

      @@clippt5598 thanks

    • @clippt5598
      @clippt5598 3 года назад +32

      @@A_Good_Person1984 no problem

    • @msbs8409
      @msbs8409 3 года назад +15

      Nah, i think that's every hentai girl.

    • @overridingriot66
      @overridingriot66 3 года назад +17

      It was called the gigantic you idiots

  • @robertsagan9722
    @robertsagan9722 6 лет назад +746

    8:14 'Thank you Fortnite, and than'
    Top 10 Unsolved Mysteries

    • @maxo692
      @maxo692 6 лет назад

      Rock Roccoco 😁😁

    • @felixmceachran3828
      @felixmceachran3828 6 лет назад +19

      i wanted to give you a thumbs up mate but you have 69 likes and i just can't touch that magic number

    • @dimitriwarchief301
      @dimitriwarchief301 6 лет назад

      I think its thank you youtube, so now top nine mysteries

    • @flash4354
      @flash4354 6 лет назад +4

      Rock Roccoco Top 10 Unsolved Anime Mysteries

    • @temutemacular
      @temutemacular 6 лет назад

      Rock Roccoco probably pubg lmao

  • @yungmalaria
    @yungmalaria 6 лет назад +2238

    1 kill = 1 chromosome gained 😭👌👌👌🔥🔥💯

    • @uranium68
      @uranium68 6 лет назад +11

      wait, you mean trisomy 21 will give me down's syndrome? Shit

    • @_____._..--_
      @_____._..--_ 6 лет назад +1

      Yes

    • @bcorsi8
      @bcorsi8 6 лет назад +3

      White Stinkmeaner You must have gotten plenty of kills

    • @spookcannot3967
      @spookcannot3967 6 лет назад

      you get one kill and then you keep playing because you forget to stop recording, then you gain another chromosome after hours and die

    • @angrycat5352
      @angrycat5352 6 лет назад +1

      Obvious Troll wooosh

  • @DammitSinged
    @DammitSinged 6 лет назад +3223

    MY MOM STARTS FLICKING HER BEAN💦💦 CAUSE SHE SEES ME PLAYING _FORTNITE_ 😱 | HD *2018* (CHICKEN DINNER) 1 KILL = 1 FLICK *(40 KILLS)*

    • @shadowcatboy7852
      @shadowcatboy7852 6 лет назад +166

      lol but you forgot the *1080P 60FPS* and *360 Video*

    • @golden6743
      @golden6743 6 лет назад +214

      Well to be perfectly honest, in my humble opinion, of course without offending anyone who thinks differently from my point of view, but also by looking into this matter in a different perspective and without being condemning of one's view's and by trying to make it objectified, and by considering each and everyone's valid opinion, I honestly believe that I completely forgot what I was going to say.

    • @shadowcatboy7852
      @shadowcatboy7852 6 лет назад +27

      GoldenGamer
      yes

    • @danrindler4760
      @danrindler4760 6 лет назад +31

      Will their be a free V-Bucks giveaway?

    • @redgreatspot7471
      @redgreatspot7471 6 лет назад +35

      *_DEMONETIZATION_*

  • @zerti86
    @zerti86 4 года назад +899

    i love the fact that the geman dude says "ausziehen" which means taking off clothes, and you pronounce it "ausscheissen" which means shitting until you can't anymore.
    this is either a hilarious coincidence or you're a god damn genious lol

    • @xd4isy
      @xd4isy 3 года назад +26

      There is so many comments saying this lmao

  • @BarryBruh
    @BarryBruh 6 лет назад +1521

    AliA in a nutshell

    • @ltnonegt
      @ltnonegt 6 лет назад +6

      LemonOVA why do i keep seeing you

    • @calebmorris1170
      @calebmorris1170 6 лет назад +8

      i see you’re a man/woahman of culture as well

    • @12371eric
      @12371eric 6 лет назад

      You're everywhere. Also give me your profile image source I HAVE ASKED ON EVERY COMMENT YOU HAVE POSTED.

    • @offhismind
      @offhismind 6 лет назад +1

      I always see u

    • @CapybaraEnjoyer123
      @CapybaraEnjoyer123 6 лет назад +2

      Why is your picture Hifumin wearing Megumin's hat?

  • @R3VISION3
    @R3VISION3 6 лет назад +623

    "My mom starts flicking her bean because she sees me playing Fortnite"
    You should sell that title to Brazzers.

  • @BensGamingBlog
    @BensGamingBlog 6 лет назад +512

    Can't wait until Durex finally Partners Up with Fortnite to promote exclusive Fortnite Condoms with V- Buck Codes or some other shit in it.

    • @rekzzak
      @rekzzak 6 лет назад +67

      Why condoms? You think people playing this are ever gonna need them?

    • @Sacra898
      @Sacra898 6 лет назад +4

      rekzzak lmaooo

    • @martyrsaint
      @martyrsaint 6 лет назад +5

      I for one would not want shit in my condoms.

    • @eins2001
      @eins2001 6 лет назад

      Payton Xsin So the condoms are too big for you

    • @barry6541
      @barry6541 6 лет назад +1

      That would be great. More condoms means fewer kids. Fewer kids means that these channels might finally die.

  • @watchdogsgarbagetruck8324
    @watchdogsgarbagetruck8324 5 месяцев назад +24

    ''You'll be as cool as Drake'' Aged like milk

  • @babygirlalaura
    @babygirlalaura 6 лет назад +269

    3:09 this is the quality content I signed up for

    • @thatsahumanperson1049
      @thatsahumanperson1049 5 лет назад +9

      Cr1tikal cumming? Lol

    • @babygirlalaura
      @babygirlalaura 4 года назад +5

      @@thatsahumanperson1049 uh I think you mean *quality content*

    • @mcdonaldsworker5548
      @mcdonaldsworker5548 2 года назад +1

      @@babygirlalaura this is why your parents don't love you

    • @babygirlalaura
      @babygirlalaura 2 года назад +1

      @@mcdonaldsworker5548 amen to that, thank you Chris

  • @whiskii
    @whiskii 6 лет назад +259

    3:09- I didn't think Charlie's content could get any more entertaining; but now we get to see the expressions behind the funny noises and I feel blessed. LMFAO

    • @Euphoric_Ruin
      @Euphoric_Ruin 6 лет назад +3

      Whiskii I hate that I stumbled upon this comment because I keep clicking on the time and I can't stop laughing 😂😂😂

  • @Gotbadbrains
    @Gotbadbrains 6 лет назад +374

    Chris Hansen would be proud of your journalistic ability Charlie.

  • @gooierfoil8123
    @gooierfoil8123 3 года назад +96

    "I came for an ausziehen and got an ouch blue balls." words spoken by a genius.

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 лет назад +583

    Fornite is a rip-off of PubG
    PubG is a rip-off of Minecraft Hunger Games
    Minecraft Hunger Game is a rip-off of the Hunger Games movies
    The Hunger Games is a rip-off of the movie Battle Royal
    Battle Royal is an adaptation of a manga
    Fortnite is an anime confirmed.

  • @you_just
    @you_just 6 лет назад +374

    "Horrible content nonetheless, but it wasn't clickbait; he actually licked some cheeks."

  • @jimbob3332
    @jimbob3332 6 лет назад +375

    I don't want to be as cool as Drake. I want to be as cool as Josh.

  • @notsomlgperson1919
    @notsomlgperson1919 4 года назад +271

    4:00 Palpatine when Anakin refused to cut of Dooku's head

    • @akumetsu1578
      @akumetsu1578 4 года назад +12

      *DEW IT*

    • @obiwanshinobi3249
      @obiwanshinobi3249 4 года назад +23

      *"I didn't get my Weiner of in time"*

    • @vanz681
      @vanz681 4 года назад +3

      All might I can only imagine Palpatine saying that when Anakin didn’t kill Dooku

    • @irmathesperma8548
      @irmathesperma8548 4 года назад +1

      Underrated comment 💀💀💀

  • @PeteKachew
    @PeteKachew 6 лет назад +481

    Can your eyebrows get thicker with every video?

  • @seanbm39
    @seanbm39 6 лет назад +878

    Once I insulted a youtuber-who-is-just-doing-whatever-is-popular who now plays only fortnite and I was attacked like flys on shit by a eight year old army defending him like vietnam against United States.

    • @FunnyMouth314
      @FunnyMouth314 6 лет назад +45

      WAFFLE I was that Ali-A?

    • @seraphim_son
      @seraphim_son 6 лет назад +41

      God bless you soldier

    • @boney2982
      @boney2982 6 лет назад +50

      This man deserves to be awarded for his bravery in battle

    • @Zanemob
      @Zanemob 5 лет назад +14

      You're a hero.

    • @InFeRAD
      @InFeRAD 5 лет назад +25

      🏅 Here is a medal of bravery

  • @kass4739
    @kass4739 6 лет назад +841

    jesus i wasn't supposed to enjoy the satirical moaning as much as i did

    • @47dark
      @47dark 3 года назад +24

      @@fatcoochiee *DAMN* *IKR*

    • @fatcoochiee
      @fatcoochiee 3 года назад +8

      @@47dark pls i wrote this comment a year ago lets not talk abt it

    • @47dark
      @47dark 3 года назад +6

      @@fatcoochiee why did u delete it tho??

    • @fatcoochiee
      @fatcoochiee 3 года назад +21

      @@47dark cuz i cringed 💀

    • @47dark
      @47dark 3 года назад +14

      @@fatcoochiee LMAO yea it was cringy

  • @ishigami4622
    @ishigami4622 4 года назад +55

    3:10 let’s be honest we all climaxed when we saw charlie like this

  • @schregen
    @schregen 6 лет назад +1647

    1 kill = 1 ausscheißen

    • @jakedanielsen4512
      @jakedanielsen4512 6 лет назад +167

      John Smith 1 kill= 1 additional Aushwich

    • @MsSchatten
      @MsSchatten 6 лет назад +26

      Haha so lustig auf deutsch xd

    • @manganistDIMITRI
      @manganistDIMITRI 6 лет назад +42

      Ich finds lustig wie Amerikaner nie in der Lage sind die Wörter richtig auszusprechen.

    • @glitteree
      @glitteree 6 лет назад +44

      Chanceler64 joah genauso wie die meisten deutschen nicht mal einen englischen satz aussprechen können.

    • @manganistDIMITRI
      @manganistDIMITRI 6 лет назад +16

      Ich kann fließend Englisch, leider kann man dies nicht über jeden sagen.

  • @jakeroosenbloom
    @jakeroosenbloom 6 лет назад +1329

    I think he made this video while he barely slept.
    Charlie, you didn't even edit the ending mate

    • @coughpillbox748
      @coughpillbox748 6 лет назад +107

      So what are you going to do about it, butt snot?

    • @Trivelius97
      @Trivelius97 6 лет назад +67

      cough pillbox he gonna lick those cheeks

    • @HaloLvl43Legit
      @HaloLvl43Legit 6 лет назад +80

      Could be an homage to those cutting it short/clickbaiters that end the video before licking those cheeks?

    • @sku5088
      @sku5088 6 лет назад +35

      Nah, that ending was comedy genius

    • @Dm3qXY
      @Dm3qXY 6 лет назад +5

      totally intended

  • @shonkywonkydonkey
    @shonkywonkydonkey 6 лет назад +1185

    8:13 But who else did you want to thank Charlie? WHO ELSE DID YOU WANT TO THANK???

  • @SlyInvasion
    @SlyInvasion 6 лет назад +131

    I thought reaction videos in which people silently watch other people's entire videos were low-effort, but watching someone else's content and stripping to it... that's the new low. Just wow.

  • @user-jo8kq5ed4j
    @user-jo8kq5ed4j 3 года назад +68

    3:24 "the universal douchebag language"
    Exactly what went through my mind

  • @Stonez
    @Stonez 6 лет назад +347

    We’ve come full circle from MW2 gameplay and commentary videos, huh? Except it’s twice as long

  • @baka030hydroid
    @baka030hydroid 5 лет назад +141

    Even today I can't watch 2:58 with the volume up

  • @pajamapantsjack5874
    @pajamapantsjack5874 6 лет назад +777

    -implies there's good content

    • @bobbybrine6547
      @bobbybrine6547 6 лет назад

      Pajamapants Jack nice pfp

    • @heartbeat4atinman
      @heartbeat4atinman 6 лет назад +25

      The only good content is Charlie's streams.

    • @ElMarcoHoJ
      @ElMarcoHoJ 6 лет назад

      Beat me to it

    • @idoobbberz_tv6676
      @idoobbberz_tv6676 6 лет назад +18

      *>Implies there's good content
      At least use the greentext properly if you're gonna do it, Jack

    • @WJames-nq2df
      @WJames-nq2df 6 лет назад +2

      RUclips is a melting pot of cancer

  • @leostoner3950
    @leostoner3950 3 года назад +42

    3:15 should be in a penguin0z out of context.

  • @Jabroney
    @Jabroney 6 лет назад +259

    last time I got my girlfriend super-turbo naked we both died

    • @underweenie
      @underweenie 6 лет назад +4

      They were playing fortnite

    • @gimmedaloot8168
      @gimmedaloot8168 6 лет назад

      Jabroney worst joke ever

    • @gingerbud123
      @gingerbud123 6 лет назад

      Jacob Dorito they had shield potions all round

  • @trickmanism
    @trickmanism 6 лет назад +244

    All Fortnite content is the worst Fortnite content.

    • @technomancerhammerballs8816
      @technomancerhammerballs8816 6 лет назад +2

      Rizd My guy.. Youve obviously never seen "Your Mind on Fortnite"

    • @manganistDIMITRI
      @manganistDIMITRI 6 лет назад +17

      Fortnite sucks. Can´t believe people play that trash.

    • @smollilnub3644
      @smollilnub3644 6 лет назад +7

      Unless you see the dank Fortnite content from Pewds

    • @USER-bk9hf
      @USER-bk9hf 6 лет назад +3

      At least PUBG has a better and more mature community, I think the only good gaming community out there is the guitar hero community which everyone is happy but considering the game is not popular anymore I think that is why guitar hero has a good community.

    • @USER-bk9hf
      @USER-bk9hf 6 лет назад

      Hype plays Today
      Well the mobile community isn't bad is what I ment but

  • @VarinderBhandal
    @VarinderBhandal 6 лет назад +362

    Do the viewers of those videos realize that Pornhub exists?

    • @covergaming193
      @covergaming193 6 лет назад +29

      Varinder Bhandal yes but they prefer the perfect blend of Fortnite and cleavage, i don't blame them it's a holy combination

    • @MrKiron12
      @MrKiron12 6 лет назад +2

      Varinder Bhandal open is bad for you and ruins your lives
      And before you even ask
      Yes I'm that one guy whose fun at all the parties

    • @FPSvolter
      @FPSvolter 6 лет назад +3

      I asked that to my friends.
      They instantly changed topics.
      I guess they have it blocked?

    • @redgreatspot7471
      @redgreatspot7471 6 лет назад

      they just children and believe me they are Mr.bee

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna 6 лет назад +3

      "My parents check my browser history"

  • @gluesniffer2
    @gluesniffer2 6 лет назад +246

    I may be one of the few people who played the game and did not like it. I don't hate the game or the people who play it's just not my cup of tea.

    • @wildone9798
      @wildone9798 6 лет назад +9

      I'm with you

    • @Infinitiddy
      @Infinitiddy 6 лет назад +27

      There are millions who don't like the game, it really isn't a minority like people make it out to be.

    • @rekokovero9155
      @rekokovero9155 5 лет назад +3

      @@Infinitiddy *Billions*

    • @TearMyWorldFANTAGE
      @TearMyWorldFANTAGE 5 лет назад +3

      very late, but me too. ill stay with overwatch. it took me long enough to move on to that from tf2

    • @SkullKing003
      @SkullKing003 5 лет назад

      @@TearMyWorldFANTAGE now that's my "cup of tea" ☕

  • @torch-bearer9129
    @torch-bearer9129 6 лет назад +113

    Watching a site slowly die

    • @vladimiradidas1945
      @vladimiradidas1945 6 лет назад +5

      Underscorer EDGY my dude

    • @DCNRS90YT
      @DCNRS90YT 6 лет назад +1

      Torch-Bearer91 It's like watching a dumpsterfire, which is RUclips.

  • @SuperGamingDude
    @SuperGamingDude 6 лет назад +352

    Gotta love how you were one of the pioneers. And now everyone is just taking fortnite to a dark path

    • @LosianOne
      @LosianOne 6 лет назад +6

      SuperGaming Dude you haven't even had time to watch the full video

    • @quackmasterson5128
      @quackmasterson5128 6 лет назад +5

      why are you everywhere and there so quickly

    • @CeraphineLuna
      @CeraphineLuna 6 лет назад +1

      What fuck the did you say

    • @gamefighterishere
      @gamefighterishere 6 лет назад +2

      SuperGaming Dude I fucking see you comment everywhere I go. You clearly are a man of culture

    • @voiceoftheparanoid
      @voiceoftheparanoid 6 лет назад +1

      why are you in my house

  • @closetoaverage4937
    @closetoaverage4937 3 года назад +25

    I love how at 1:50 he's scrolling through this cesspit and somehow finds a scene from John Wick.

  • @BasicallyHomeless
    @BasicallyHomeless 6 лет назад +824

    “he straight licked some cheeks” BRUH 😂

    • @lionbear7516
      @lionbear7516 6 лет назад +5

      But, Mr Homeless...

    • @omnied8123
      @omnied8123 6 лет назад +13

      Mr homeless I didn't expect u to be here

    • @Husk-E23
      @Husk-E23 6 лет назад +1

      Hi...

    • @gurrt0009
      @gurrt0009 6 лет назад +11

      Hey, get back to not making siege content.

    • @senensanchez7779
      @senensanchez7779 6 лет назад +5

      Your nose looks like the end of Vigils shotgun.
      Also upload more.

  • @marcuso.530
    @marcuso.530 6 лет назад +585

    3:09
    When I get 1 kill in fortnite

    • @MrDextroll
      @MrDextroll 6 лет назад +34

      When she calls you big m o i s t

    • @tobaccosmokehouse
      @tobaccosmokehouse 6 лет назад +6

      RoboCoffee big Moist

    • @curry7777
      @curry7777 6 лет назад +2

      The profile image makes this better

    • @ContaminatedBeef
      @ContaminatedBeef 6 лет назад +1

      Love how that dude had to loot, and then use makeout time to get shields

  • @cyan7244
    @cyan7244 6 лет назад +45

    I feel like people who unironically dislike the game are literally hunted down and lynched.

    • @mr_big_m50
      @mr_big_m50 6 лет назад +14

      We are I'm in hiding

    • @exloster9624
      @exloster9624 6 лет назад +4

      I am indeed on the run.

    • @wasid9937
      @wasid9937 6 лет назад +3

      nah fuck this poor mans battlegrounds im up front and honest and no one will thunt me down

    • @zael7292
      @zael7292 6 лет назад +6

      wasid I launched pubg and it crashed than it gave me 5 viruses and my computer exploded

    • @wasid9937
      @wasid9937 6 лет назад +2

      "nan shanker" 11 year old fortnite player in the building

  • @SchoolMuckbang
    @SchoolMuckbang 3 месяца назад +6

    That first part did not age well

  • @erinnerungen8823
    @erinnerungen8823 6 лет назад +271

    3:23 He says, "Yo, was geht ab, willkommen zurück auf FaxxenTV!"
    Meaning: "Yo, what's up, welcome back to FaxxenTV!"

    • @bobobsen
      @bobobsen 4 года назад +38

      He said something about Jews too

    • @DioBrando-nb7yz
      @DioBrando-nb7yz 4 года назад +20

      @@bobobsen very funny hahahah- fuck off.

    • @ragingisaac4148
      @ragingisaac4148 4 года назад +32

      I also love how Charlie mispronounces "ausziehen" so it sounds like "ausscheißen" which basically translates into "excrete"

    • @bruhdestroyer3051
      @bruhdestroyer3051 4 года назад +2

      川尻浩作 hayato

    • @astrocan5932
      @astrocan5932 4 года назад

      @@bruhdestroyer3051 yes

  • @techdeckdudes_
    @techdeckdudes_ 6 лет назад +86

    But wouldn't we be in 1 A.F.?

    • @john_titor1
      @john_titor1 6 лет назад +15

      0, actually, we are not even a year in yet.

    • @IckbobTheAwesome
      @IckbobTheAwesome 6 лет назад +7

      Nah we’re just altering the lore, replacing Jesus with fortnite

    • @john_titor1
      @john_titor1 6 лет назад +1

      No, we aren't. That doesn't make any sense. The whole point is that fortnite is so revolutionary that it is used to denote passage of time relative to IT'S existence.

    • @techdeckdudes_
      @techdeckdudes_ 6 лет назад

      Uh-oh, hope I didn't inadvertently start a flame war

  • @BoneAppTheTeeth
    @BoneAppTheTeeth 6 лет назад +60

    Wouldn't it technically be 1 AF? 1 year after Fortnite.

    • @GravelsNotAFood
      @GravelsNotAFood 6 лет назад +1

      Bone App The Teeth it's only been like 7 months.

    • @LiaVinicius
      @LiaVinicius 6 лет назад

      Bone App The Teeth it'd be 0AF

  • @A_Good_Person1984
    @A_Good_Person1984 4 года назад +238

    4:00 when your step-sister gets unstuck on her own

    • @necreiP
      @necreiP 3 года назад +8

      first comment to actually make me laugh out loud in a long time

    • @elijah7372
      @elijah7372 3 года назад +3

      Oh god😂

    • @A_Good_Person1984
      @A_Good_Person1984 2 года назад

      Lol Ty for the feedback

    • @cooler5827
      @cooler5827 2 года назад

      🎵Sweet home Alabama🎵

    • @A_Good_Person1984
      @A_Good_Person1984 2 года назад

      @@cooler5827 did you trip and mess the “Step” part? 🤨

  • @elkinshiner5066
    @elkinshiner5066 6 лет назад +141

    0:46 Don’t you mean 1 AF instead of 2018 AF? Because it’s only been a year since Fortnite was released to the public.

    • @DrossProwler
      @DrossProwler 6 лет назад +17

      Was looking for this comment, thanks for sparing me the trouble.

    • @girbusthewise7688
      @girbusthewise7688 6 лет назад +11

      Well, if you want to get technical, we're in 2018 BF, seeing as Fortnite is still in Early Access.

    • @khongnoi1012
      @khongnoi1012 6 лет назад +6

      That's... not how "before" works...

    • @girbusthewise7688
      @girbusthewise7688 6 лет назад +2

      Well, the way I see it, Early Access would be like Jesus in the womb. So, we have to wait for the full release before we start calling it After.

    • @oxreos7583
      @oxreos7583 6 лет назад

      Elkin Shiner s

  • @masonm3034
    @masonm3034 6 лет назад +192

    Gru is the most powerful being in the universe. First according to the height of a Minion (which is 3.5 feet on average), Gru is 4 minions tall, which means he is a godly size of 14 feet tall. Second if any of you remember the original Despicable Me, you know there is a scene where Vector kidnaps the three girls and shoots a series of heat-seeking missiles at Gru, he then dodges them all.According to the speed of an average ballistic missile (1900 mph) and the size of the missile according to his ankle size, Gru can perceive and move at such a speed that the missiles only move 9.5 miles per hour, 0.5% of their original speed. Plus after this Gru punches a shark and it is paralyzed meaning its spine is probably shattered, to remind you it would require a force greater than 3,000 newtons to fracture the spine.That’s equal to the impact created by a 500-pound car crashing into a wall at 30 miles per hour. I rest my case!!!

    • @aldric2252
      @aldric2252 6 лет назад +20

      official darth vader Wrong, it is Cory from Cory in the house. In the opening of the glorious anime, it is shown that Cory is able to lift the White House with absolute ease. If you’re telling me that Cory can’t absolutely destroy Gru, you must be out of your mind.

    • @aluminiumfoil4489
      @aluminiumfoil4489 6 лет назад +7

      official darth vader W O K E

    • @masonm3034
      @masonm3034 6 лет назад +1

      Dojokid500 no, anime is awful so no

    • @linklgas1691
      @linklgas1691 6 лет назад +16

      Gru can literally take the fucking moon and put it back again, of course he is.

    • @masonm3034
      @masonm3034 6 лет назад

      Linklgas exactly

  • @SuqMadiq
    @SuqMadiq 6 лет назад +48

    I bUilD mY SiSTeRs BrEAstS iN ForTNiTE

  • @Shazoo1997
    @Shazoo1997 4 года назад +21

    4:35 they look like squidward and patrick

  • @640kareenough6
    @640kareenough6 6 лет назад +168

    Ausziehen= to take off something

    • @EthanSoFar
      @EthanSoFar 6 лет назад +3

      Philipp Jeremias So basically strip

    • @640kareenough6
      @640kareenough6 6 лет назад +2

      CoolCodyProductions more like to take off a piece of clothing eg. a sock or tshirt

    • @ians9093
      @ians9093 6 лет назад +6

      Auch blue balls

    • @buppington
      @buppington 6 лет назад

      Or moving out.

    • @Boomblox5896
      @Boomblox5896 6 лет назад

      I studied the German Language, I can confirm this

  • @JMiliam
    @JMiliam 6 лет назад +12

    6:50 one of the most unfortunate looking freezeframes

  • @adamwfilms
    @adamwfilms 6 лет назад +96

    when I first saw ricegum I thought he was a genius character actor, until I realized he's real. Now I kms

    • @etzubeatzu2688
      @etzubeatzu2688 6 лет назад

      adamwfilms First time i seen rice bum i new he was a pussy victim that got bullied and dumb 12 year olds think hes cool

    • @adamwfilms
      @adamwfilms 6 лет назад +6

      You ok, bud?

  • @Hidden4125
    @Hidden4125 4 года назад +13

    I'm glad there was no "1 KILL INGAME = 1 KILL IRL"

  • @lofineet5093
    @lofineet5093 6 лет назад +317

    3:08

  • @frapadapa6353
    @frapadapa6353 6 лет назад +128

    the way he pronounces ausziehen is the best

  • @samuelh.2118
    @samuelh.2118 6 лет назад +29

    I just found you on RUclips a couple days ago. Freaking love your sense of humor, man. Lol

  • @daxgraham4585
    @daxgraham4585 3 года назад +16

    Imagine being someone who just found this channel and didn't know he was being sarcastic the whole time...

  • @LuvTonique
    @LuvTonique 6 лет назад +52

    Actually we'd be 2 AF or 1 AF, not 2018 AF. It hasn't been 2018 years since Before Fortnite or else Jesus WOULD have lived long enough to play Fortnite.

    • @dorian4191
      @dorian4191 4 года назад

      2 years

    • @LuvTonique
      @LuvTonique 4 года назад +2

      @@dorian4191 I can't believe it's 4 AF already

    • @thelssjbroly9873
      @thelssjbroly9873 4 года назад

      Lol

    • @gabobei1991
      @gabobei1991 4 года назад

      What skin would Jesus have? I'm thinking the skin that resembles Jesus most because I haven't played Fortnite since 1 A.F.

    • @LuvTonique
      @LuvTonique 4 года назад +2

      @@gabobei1991 Def John Wick

  • @axaxz0285
    @axaxz0285 6 лет назад +42

    "Thank you fortnite, and thank....."

  • @VongoMongo
    @VongoMongo 6 лет назад +16

    4:06 the way you pronounced "ausziehen" there sounded like "ausscheißen" which literally means "to shit out" lmao

  • @hollingharris659
    @hollingharris659 5 лет назад +134

    the currency in prison rn is cinnamon buns.
    no
    im not kidding

  • @jacob1931
    @jacob1931 5 лет назад +54

    “The magic milk tanks”

    • @DioBrando-nb7yz
      @DioBrando-nb7yz 4 года назад +2

      Lol I saw this comment right as he said it

  • @AJFX101
    @AJFX101 6 лет назад +166

    Is it just me or does Cr1TiKal look different from the way he sounds?

  • @latrellwilson5182
    @latrellwilson5182 4 года назад +51

    8:13 "Thank you fortnite, and tha-

  • @DashingSteel
    @DashingSteel 5 лет назад +8

    The way Charley talks about Fortnite in the beginning all exited really puts his acting skills into perspective.
    Man, what a god on earth.

  • @weirdguy60
    @weirdguy60 6 лет назад +113

    @5:28 best roast of ricegum 2018

    • @justaduck6879
      @justaduck6879 6 лет назад

      Nathan Stalter Best roast of ricegum is 2017 was when jacob sartorious said he had a sweet potato head

    • @JackTheripper911
      @JackTheripper911 6 лет назад +2

      JustADuck or you know. Idubbbz

  • @doctorstrangelovee
    @doctorstrangelovee 4 года назад +42

    Charlie, even at the worst period of my life, you're there to make me laugh. Thank you, man.

  • @irishmancheckinin6540
    @irishmancheckinin6540 6 лет назад +53

    Thank god I dont know where this part of youtube is

    • @Sacra898
      @Sacra898 6 лет назад

      you will now

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 6 лет назад +1

      I have never ventured far enough to uncover the great beasts that await me

    • @jammyweegit1144
      @jammyweegit1144 6 лет назад

      watch one fortnite video and the others will find you

    • @spicyair710
      @spicyair710 6 лет назад

      im scared

  • @Joege
    @Joege 3 года назад +33

    6:10
    The pain you can feel through Charlie's voice.

    • @andnkaybe4801
      @andnkaybe4801 3 года назад +1

      2 months ago eh

    • @Joege
      @Joege 3 года назад +2

      @@andnkaybe4801 ahh fuck, does that mean I'm retarded? shit

  • @jirehjirehjirehjireh
    @jirehjirehjirehjireh 6 лет назад +16

    7:41 of all videos to not actually be click-bait. You were right hats off to him.

  • @lucasrc3140
    @lucasrc3140 5 лет назад +46

    2:07 I was pissing my pants out of joy when I saw a world of tanks replay in that. Thank you RUclips search engine. 👏🏼

    • @pised7678
      @pised7678 4 года назад +1

      He did searched "1kill"

  • @harukiii6218
    @harukiii6218 5 лет назад +22

    6:42 bruh she put fake nails on only one hand lmao

  • @JeanJacquesJean921
    @JeanJacquesJean921 3 года назад +16

    Charlie is giving off so much emotion it’s literally scaring me

  • @jacobvera2014
    @jacobvera2014 6 лет назад +40

    4:00 Darth Sidious?

  • @lllXanderlll
    @lllXanderlll 6 лет назад +87

    Yeah the amount of incest and childporn popping up on RUclips is alarming and it's all coming from fortnite

    • @FILIPBG100
      @FILIPBG100 6 лет назад +2

      Xander 'The Wolf' Wait what?

    • @joonasvainikainen4537
      @joonasvainikainen4537 6 лет назад +1

      Really makes you think.

    • @NewMetaTV
      @NewMetaTV 6 лет назад +8

      Yeah who doesnt see brothers ramming their sisters all over youtube

    • @PunkkRatt
      @PunkkRatt 6 лет назад +3

      So you’re all just gonna forget Elsa gate?

    • @30eeee
      @30eeee 6 лет назад

      Fortnites players are around the age of 7-12

  • @kaiyel7826
    @kaiyel7826 6 лет назад +16

    6:26 perfect freeze frame

  • @rulyguy
    @rulyguy 4 года назад +9

    I love how he skips to the end of the video and literally nothing changes

  • @dave-000
    @dave-000 Год назад +12

    Ah that dislike ratio at the 6:57 girl's vid looked so amazing 🤩