One Shot SciFi 1634 - Drawing Borders to Independence | HFY | Humans Are Space Orcs

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  • Опубликовано: 19 сен 2024

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  • @SH-qs7ee
    @SH-qs7ee Год назад +24

    Alien: "The universe is a dangerous, hostile place"
    Human: "Dude, have you even researched our world?"

  • @RealengoPrimordialDemon
    @RealengoPrimordialDemon 2 года назад +70

    You never mess with someone who can build a Dyson Sphere.

  • @lukkaredwolf3534
    @lukkaredwolf3534 2 года назад +140

    Humanity claims this quadrilateral with this flag (on this map). And we are backing it up with this gun (Dyson laser).

    • @wolfoffenris9951
      @wolfoffenris9951 2 года назад +21

      All four Aliens gulp audibly
      While the human Ambassador Just leans Back

    • @TheLastGarou
      @TheLastGarou 2 года назад +7

      Thank you, Ambassador Izzard.

    • @lukkaredwolf3534
      @lukkaredwolf3534 2 года назад +4

      @@TheLastGarou thank you. I was hoping someone would get it

    • @AlexSDU
      @AlexSDU 2 года назад +5

      @@TheLastGarou Do you have a flag? No flag, no country.

    • @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331
      @kingcrafteroderderfahradtu7331 2 года назад +4

      It's a Gunn that can't move so they'd probably only be able to secure the home sistem wich isn't much on the galactic map

  • @Randomperson-ne3kp
    @Randomperson-ne3kp 2 года назад +60

    Alien: * gives humans a map*
    Europeans: well well what do we have here?

    • @-zawzaw-8897
      @-zawzaw-8897 Год назад +3

      i can't wait for a second chapter with the balkanization of the 4 great power

  • @PoldaranOfDalaran
    @PoldaranOfDalaran 2 года назад +69

    Humanity laid the everloving smack down with this one, and without having to fire a single shot at the real antagonists.

  • @Ifyoucanreadthisgooglebroke
    @Ifyoucanreadthisgooglebroke 2 года назад +67

    It is one thing to draw inspiration from the Bir Tawil triangle conundrum, and another to arrange a plot where one actor had to conspire to make all legally allowable arrangements of the region undesirable for one of the others using the combination of a war that very actor launched and more layers of astrapolitical technicality. That is some Bismarck-level plan-having the author came up with.

    • @Vidguy112
      @Vidguy112 2 года назад +9

      Author here! Yeah you're right on the money on that haha, the story was indeed inspired by that! But oh my god thank you so very much for the comment, it really, seriously means a lot to me! :D

    • @funbro99
      @funbro99 2 года назад +2

      @@Vidguy112 you did good son, real good. A intresting story overall.

  • @mill2712
    @mill2712 2 года назад +53

    Nobody:
    Absolutely Nobody:
    Nobody in this entire galaxy:
    Humanity: >

    • @gabfloro3609
      @gabfloro3609 2 года назад +5

      A certain mercenary pilot:

    • @henryclem2487
      @henryclem2487 2 года назад +2

      A human pilot: [[Can you see any boarders from here? What have boarders given us?]]
      A human named Maxor: [[You spend the rest of the mission dodging lasers from space- HOW?!-]]

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +45

    According to this map, all your base are belong to us now.
    Seriously though, don't try and colonize a people who have centuries of experience in pushing political influence and colonialism. We might just know EXACTLY what you are trying to do.

    • @Sawdust_
      @Sawdust_ Год назад +7

      humanity just summoned their inner british on the entire galaxy

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 года назад +5

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    "Whilst we had accepted our chains and collars willingly...." Well, that's on you, ain't it?

  • @BrokenCurtain
    @BrokenCurtain 2 года назад +22

    I suspect this story was inspired by the Bir Tawil triangle in Africa.

  • @charlesmclain6558
    @charlesmclain6558 2 года назад +15

    I dunno, that nicoll-dyson beam might have had a lot to do with it.

  • @russellperry9902
    @russellperry9902 2 года назад +22

    I very much enjoyed the thought provoking informative and diverse content

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 года назад +5

    Thank you for the video. Rofl! That ending was priceless. I love it!

  • @r.connor9280
    @r.connor9280 2 года назад +3

    Ha, the Terminus Gambit from Foundation

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 10 месяцев назад +1

    Weaponizing a Dyson Sphere makes a nova bomb look like a firecracker.

  • @thejoethathates2324
    @thejoethathates2324 Год назад +3

    Idk i feel like the contained star as a weapon was the better tool during negotiations here

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 2 года назад +3

    Well fudge, now I wanna see the map!

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 2 года назад +5

    For the Algorithm! HFY!

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 года назад +2

    neat

  • @davidholbrook6335
    @davidholbrook6335 2 года назад +1

    Crushing Rock wave motion fist.

  • @joshuafreydippel5128
    @joshuafreydippel5128 2 года назад +1

    Nice

  • @gordonhardwick9552
    @gordonhardwick9552 2 года назад +5

    Ooh raa

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 года назад +6

    For the Algorithm11!

    • @nos2342
      @nos2342 2 года назад

      To please the algorithm is all

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 2 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

    • @nos2342
      @nos2342 2 года назад

      To please the algorithm is all

  • @willgallatin2802
    @willgallatin2802 2 года назад +1

    Should work for a few thousand years...

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 Год назад +1

    like 929.

  • @arifrankgonzalez7008
    @arifrankgonzalez7008 2 года назад

    Ok can someone please tell me what song is playing in the background it's driving me insane not knowing

  • @noppornwongrassamee8941
    @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 года назад +7

    Okay, the description of the map and it's problems isn't QUITE accurate. I mean sure, borders drawn by politicians instead of navigators would be exactly as described: not taking into account actual reality. However, actual reality is a little different from what the author described for one reason: everything in the galaxy MOVES.
    All stars in the galaxy orbit the galactic core, and no two stars AFAIK orbit at exactly the same speed. Sure, it takes millennia (in Sol's case, hundreds of millennia) for most stars to complete a single orbit, but the point is that static borders would result in stars CROSSING THOSE BORDERS as part of their natural movement, even if the border itself was fixed on one of the four great powers' home system. A border drawn with enough precision to go through the center of a star system? That system is going to move out of that soon enough... especially when given millennia to do so. Disputes would naturally arise as a Power colonizes and builds up a system... only to have that system cross the border in what should have been an entirely predictable manner if anyone had bothered to think a few centuries ahead.
    Finally, the galaxy is a mostly flat disc, and Sol is located about half way between the center and the rim. You'd need some EXCESSIVE gerrymandering to have Sol's area of the galaxy be disputed by all four powers, especially since the natural borders drawn by the politicians at the First Great Conference would be to divide the galaxy like a pie; ie, the only place where all four Great Powers' borders would meet would be the galactic center, with only two Powers meeting any place else. For the Great Quadrilateral to exist at all, it would have to be more or less between and equidistant to all the Powers' homeworlds, ie, those homeworlds are all in the same quarter of the galaxy as Sol such that it makes sense to put the initial place where all their borders meet halfway between the core and the rim rather than in the core itself, and the Great Quadrilateral is formed because that center keeps getting jerked around by each successive Great Conference.
    Don't get me wrong, the story works quite well enough as is. But the author didn't quite accurately envision the problems that a static map would create, or how it would be impacted by the galaxy's actual "geography".

    • @chrisdufresne9359
      @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +2

      Maybe the borders are centered around certain stars and extend for set amounts of neighboring systems.

    • @TheMonkey747
      @TheMonkey747 2 года назад

      @@chrisdufresne9359 So... four elliptical sphere-oids centered around a point in our particular galaxy arm? Each converging on a point similar to Arizona, Nevada, New Mexico, and Utah USA, with a 'buffer zone' of disputed or unclaimed systems or clusters? Those systems Humanity claimed in the story.
      -Arizona, New Mexico, Nevada, and Utah form the 'Four-Corner States', meaning their borders converge to a single point. In the desert, at this point is a monument marker, you can lay on the ground, spread out, and be in four places at once.

  • @gordonhardwick9552
    @gordonhardwick9552 2 года назад +2

    No 2 to view

  • @markuhler2664
    @markuhler2664 2 года назад

    Cry fealty to the Algorithm!

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 года назад

    F.A.S.

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад

    63rd, 9 February 2023

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 года назад +1

    For the algorithm

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 года назад +1

    For the algorithm

    • @nos2342
      @nos2342 2 года назад +1

      To please the algorithm is all