One Shot SciFi 1639 - Humans tricked a rock to think & Terran Robotic Warfare | HFY

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  • Опубликовано: 9 ноя 2024

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  • @Madcat1331
    @Madcat1331 2 года назад +87

    Hah, that first story was great! A very unorthodox case of mutual culture shock!

  • @jamier4251
    @jamier4251 2 года назад +74

    First story deserves a fully fleshed series

    • @mstrfool
      @mstrfool 2 года назад +3

      Oh that hurt.. well done.

  • @ChaosLierLen
    @ChaosLierLen 2 года назад +123

    We didn't trick the rocks, we CONVINCED them.

    • @veryangryduckpl2122
      @veryangryduckpl2122 2 года назад +25

      We threatened them that if they won't work, we will throw them out.

    • @ShadoWave2
      @ShadoWave2 2 года назад +21

      To be fair, we first had to make the rocks flat and fill them with lightning.

    • @keithsvenson568
      @keithsvenson568 2 года назад +6

      @@veryangryduckpl2122 i mean... or hit them repeatedly. good ol' percussive maintenance

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 2 года назад +5

      With hammers, fire, and a lot of swearing.

    • @lazartestigus2414
      @lazartestigus2414 2 года назад +5

      We asked nicely with hammers and fire

  • @Heidao623
    @Heidao623 2 года назад +53

    Quite the tech divergence, they waited till their genetics science was good enough develop and nurture a line of organic thinking machines. This does give some sinister backstory of something was sacrificed to be modified and bred till they got a viable product, like the Combine from Half-life

    • @MarkJohnson-ro1ed
      @MarkJohnson-ro1ed 2 года назад +8

      Don't forget that the original term for a computer was a person who, quite literary, did the math on things like log tables, airflow dynamics and the like.
      Just you, a mechanical calculator, and a pen for 8 hours a day!

    • @zachsoanes6417
      @zachsoanes6417 2 года назад +5

      @@MarkJohnson-ro1ed for 800 generations my family have computered i have just left training and scored top of my class 15 seconds faster then my parents in our final score and with an error rate of only 3%
      ....

    • @chrstfer2452
      @chrstfer2452 Год назад +1

      @@zachsoanes6417 thats an insane error rate for a computer, this unit needs another 1000 generations

  • @fortkavanagh
    @fortkavanagh 2 года назад +16

    I would love to see an episode 2 to the thinking rock story lol?

  • @Marcus_Postma
    @Marcus_Postma 2 года назад +8

    For the voice, for the author, and the rithm that is algo.

  • @Nyghtking
    @Nyghtking 2 года назад +41

    Imagine a future where instead of going to war humanity battles in pre-designated areas using robots.

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 года назад +1

      @@cavedmanjim249 Indeed, orjust settling things with an Olympics type thing where people send their best candidates to compete with the winning team getting what they were after.

    • @tirnos739
      @tirnos739 2 года назад

      The thing is, war is a result (typically) of irresolvable differences that neither side will back down from. 'Civilized war' will only work as long as both sides are willing to accept the outcome. If you lose and still won't accept it, then the next step is UNcivilized war and that's inevitable.

    • @extended_e
      @extended_e 2 года назад +2

      Unfortunately, this method doesn't address need of permanently removing despots, dictators, corrupt government or individuals that slave population with method or other. And that is one of main reasons for war.

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 2 года назад

      Battlebots for peace!

    • @nvfury13
      @nvfury13 2 года назад

      @@cavedmanjim249 Time traveling assassin androids…that can’t possibly go wrong! Hmm? What do you mean “The entire Terminator franchise”?

  • @Marrok48
    @Marrok48 2 года назад +30

    This is a long shot, but what is that story where a human pilot is hanging with an alien ship captain and the captain is trying to impress/ surprise the pilot with their technology, only for the pilot to geek out at everything and accurately guess what each piece does, to the point they go into a holodeck and the human recognize what it is before the alien can even say it? I’ve been searching for that video so I can save it and thumbs up it but no matter how many videos I listen to I can’t find it.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 года назад +20

      This one? ruclips.net/video/sfSTKnf5KWQ/видео.html

    • @Marrok48
      @Marrok48 2 года назад +13

      @@AgroSquerril YOU’RE THE ABSOLUTE BEST! Thank you so much man!!!

    • @Marrok48
      @Marrok48 2 года назад +10

      @@AgroSquerril I started listening to you super recently and I’m a little embarrassed I couldn’t find this easier. There are few stories that I absolutely love but this is one that I just couldn’t find.

    • @AgroSquerril
      @AgroSquerril  2 года назад +11

      @@Marrok48 No worries , took me a decent amount digging to remember the title.

    • @robertalexander5892
      @robertalexander5892 2 года назад +4

      I throughly enjoyed it also.

  • @zacharyhawley1693
    @zacharyhawley1693 2 года назад +50

    Just wait till they learn we did one better and made the rock believe it was a person. A rock became a person.

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 2 года назад +4

      you mean that we made the rock a person
      do you want to get smacked by a grumpy AI?

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 2 года назад +3

      @@crayonchomper1180 not really no. We need better AI rolemodels besides skynet, or HAL or GLADOs.

    • @crayonchomper1180
      @crayonchomper1180 2 года назад +1

      @@zacharyhawley1693 exactly which is why the golden rule will be so key.
      Treat others the way you want to be treated

    • @random3x70
      @random3x70 2 года назад +2

      @@zacharyhawley1693 humans tricked a rock too well and now it's angry it can think

  • @MarkJohnson-ro1ed
    @MarkJohnson-ro1ed 2 года назад +9

    It's not so much as we tricked a rock into thinking, it's that we tricked a rock into doing math.

  • @matthewklestinski7030
    @matthewklestinski7030 2 года назад +6

    Computers. Killbots. Trickery and force multipliers, yep, that's Human tech all right. HFY!

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 года назад +1

    Somehow I missed this one.
    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhythm that is Algo
    Story 1: Organic computers would be messy, I would think
    Story 2: We sent the terminators

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад +5

    Computer used to be a job description not a machine.

  • @mstrfool
    @mstrfool 2 года назад +1

    Organic computers are extremely useful. How ever, can be a bit of a bother when they have issues. Virus's can be harder to deal with, and a core dump is a lot more troubling to deal with.

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 года назад

    Thank you for the video.

  • @MUJUNKY
    @MUJUNKY 2 года назад +2

    Hey Agro, I popped you an email about a short story i wrote, I don't know how often you check but as soon as I hear back from ya I'll send you the story it self.

  • @tdofducksplays
    @tdofducksplays 2 года назад +6

    Reads title
    Me: HOLD UP?!? HOW?

    • @crystaltriforce64
      @crystaltriforce64 2 года назад +3

      that technically is how computers work

    • @tdofducksplays
      @tdofducksplays 2 года назад

      @@crystaltriforce64 I mean yeah but my brain was like “wtf we’ve never done that?!”

  • @seanrobert9661
    @seanrobert9661 2 года назад +2

    [documented contact]

  • @yomogami4561
    @yomogami4561 Год назад

    good stories: both

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад +2

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @macpurdy
    @macpurdy 2 года назад

    For the algorithm and the narrator.

  • @joshuafreydippel5128
    @joshuafreydippel5128 2 года назад +2

    Very interesting

  • @How_to_LA
    @How_to_LA 2 года назад +1

    Love the stories as usual!
    One thing though, as I think this word comes up fairly often in war HFY stories, "Pyrrhic" is pronounced like "Pier-ick" not "Pie-rick."

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 года назад

    For the story the Algorithm and the voice

  • @genericuser984
    @genericuser984 2 года назад +2

    neat

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 11 месяцев назад

    We tricked rocks into thinking. I'll have to remember that when I next get into tales from tech support.
    Hey xenos, ever hear of drones?

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 года назад +2

    For the algorithm

  • @JanEringa8k
    @JanEringa8k 2 года назад +2

    We tricked a rock into thinking.... Yeah, but first we had to smash it flat and stuff some lightning in it ;)
    Not my joke.... remember reading that somewhere

  • @Desoda_is_my_name_or_something
    @Desoda_is_my_name_or_something 2 года назад +3

    But how

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 года назад +3

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @mathewfitzpatrick5645
    @mathewfitzpatrick5645 2 года назад +1

    Hatutei may be apex predators, but humans are persistance hunters.
    And we've already made a few apex predators into little bitches (literally sense of the word, as in female dogs).

  • @henryknepp
    @henryknepp 2 года назад +2

    FTA

  • @J0hnB09
    @J0hnB09 2 года назад +5

    Computers?

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 года назад +1

      Sounds like the "computers" used by the aliens are genetically engineered savants, hence their inability to read binary files.

  • @ChrissieBear
    @ChrissieBear 2 года назад

    How the fuck are these aliens in space without actual mechanical technology?

    • @Mglue3
      @Mglue3 2 года назад

      I think they were just talking about computers. Didn't actually mention other technologies i believe.

  • @Kirsten2933
    @Kirsten2933 2 года назад

    Like 892

  • @pokemonpokemon4391
    @pokemonpokemon4391 2 года назад +2

    [comment redacted]

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад

    82nd, 26 March 2023

  • @mre4u422
    @mre4u422 Год назад

    if their computers are ALL organic and always have been, then how did they develop the technology to manipulate DNA on that scale without the aid of computers?

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 12 дней назад

    🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨🤨

  • @carlfranz6805
    @carlfranz6805 Год назад

    Um... SkyNet did nothing wrong?

  • @thirg424
    @thirg424 2 года назад +2

    pbfffft

  • @arakheno4051
    @arakheno4051 2 года назад

    F.A.S.

  • @AKUJIVALDO
    @AKUJIVALDO 2 года назад

    Except machines have way more heat than humans... So a BS story, especially with Xenos holding orbitals.

  • @jimmycoyote74
    @jimmycoyote74 2 года назад

    For the algorithm

  • @henryjesionowski5600
    @henryjesionowski5600 2 года назад

    [comment redacted]

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 года назад

    For the algorithm