One Shot SciFi 1648 - What is the first sign... & Enemy Ace & Yeah sure and I crap thermite... | HFY

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  • @Ghostly_One1
    @Ghostly_One1 2 года назад +90

    Imagine the third story happened in 40k lol
    "Spit acid? Oh no, I can't, not at will. Our top military on the other hand..."

    • @ClokworkGremlin
      @ClokworkGremlin 2 года назад +15

      Doesn't need to be 40K. Real-world military brass can spit metaphorical acid just fine.

    • @alganhar1
      @alganhar1 2 года назад +6

      You literally do that every time you vomit.... Just saying.....

    • @michaeldayman682
      @michaeldayman682 Год назад +1

      ​@@alganhar1that makes children more militarized then adults.

    • @thejestor9378
      @thejestor9378 11 месяцев назад

      @@michaeldayman682the fact even our outer layer of skin, which has no mucus lining to increase durability against it, is also not effect in anyway beyond skin iteration is also quite the adaptation.

  • @normiesalvador1854
    @normiesalvador1854 2 года назад +88

    I am actually disappointed we didn't get to see anyone, human or xeno, crap thermite.

    • @XTheCronosX
      @XTheCronosX 2 года назад +6

      Taking the After burner a bit too literal, huh?

    • @masterpython
      @masterpython 2 года назад +6

      An Iron eater that can't do much with Aluminum might.

  • @ptah956
    @ptah956 2 года назад +35

    "It's a children's game called Space Invaders"

    • @jessep1257
      @jessep1257 Год назад +4

      Little did you know this was elite dangerous.

  • @chrisdufresne9359
    @chrisdufresne9359 2 года назад +31

    We all know that the first sign of civilization is evidence of healed bones and tools to help said healing. It's just the most basic sign of a proper civilization.
    May the xeno gods have mercy on the poor fool who brought back incorrect information before a war. Kudos to us for the unfair advantage he gave us though.
    Humans have a tolerance for alcoholic beverages. We have developed a strange love for them. Our bodies are also nightmare fuel for anyone scared of acidic substances.

    • @TheAchilles26
      @TheAchilles26 2 года назад +1

      It's an argued first sign of civilization, but hardly the absolute winner.

  • @james35124
    @james35124 2 года назад +149

    I still think it's one of God's little jokes... muratic acid that you can buy at home depot style stores, that is GREAT at burning everything off of concrete, including the top layer of concrete... is what our stomachs use to digest food... and it's simply a layer of, for simple terminology, "boogers" that protects the walls of our stomach from it

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 2 года назад +35

      chemistry is funny like that: every once in awhile you'll find some godforsaken corrosive acid that will set water on fire and turn nearly anything into horribly toxic fumes including most of the materials you would normally use to store something highly reactive like steel, glass, crystal, gold, frigging _diamond_ and just about any other famously nonreactive material you can think of but will do basically nothing to a cheap plastic tub. and I do mean specifically the cheap ones, it'll go straight through the nice fancy super tough weather and age resistant rubberized ones.

    • @EchoNovemberDelter
      @EchoNovemberDelter 2 года назад +2

      And a meth ingredient

    • @andrewsmith1735
      @andrewsmith1735 2 года назад

      Here's one for you. There are birds with higher concentrations of acid and there biology let's their shit burn down their legs to keep them sterile and not get sick. In nature it seems the more likely you are to eat the "don't eat that" stuff the higher the acid concentration.

    • @firedirewolf
      @firedirewolf 2 года назад +6

      @@evernewb2073 wait is that hydrofluoric acid? That stuff doesn't eat through plastics?
      Or were you talking about hydrochloric acid still? If so I didn't know it could catch fire like that

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 2 года назад +3

      @@firedirewolf I was thinking of something specific but I'm not actually sure what its called off the top of my head... also not entirely sure its real now that I think about it: pretty sure that was coming from a tv show and the only chemicals I can think of that I'm sure exist that sound like that pretty much just set anything and everything on fire
      edit: including cheap plastic storage bins

  • @Shadowrunner523
    @Shadowrunner523 2 года назад +14

    Day six of subscription, and the occupation of my room by the nanite swarm.
    Well, the walk was somewhat of a sucess. I took an old backpack I had lying around and cut some holes in it. Taped clear plastic over them so the swarm could see. At least I am pretty sure they can see, gotta find the socks somehow. I did not account for the fact that I would pass someone who had not subscribed. My own fault in all honesty, the little fella tried to go for their socks, jostled the pack and knocked me over in the process.
    Thankfully no harm was done, and I passed it off as me just being clumsy. I think I'll hold off on the walks for a bit, or at least until I can figure out if feeding them a few socks before the walk helps keep them calm. For now, they have scurried back under my bed, and I am off to buy more socks.

  • @nabbitgohome9672
    @nabbitgohome9672 2 года назад +6

    First story:If you care for it you grow as a species
    Second story:Video games
    Third story: How to do the dilo in Jurassic park series (crime case version?)

  • @Lord_Azrekahl
    @Lord_Azrekahl 2 года назад +37

    I was all set to pick up my phone and switch to your 24/7 sci-fi radio broadcast when, lo and behold, I was treated with the ultra-rare "Story number three!" Nice one mate!

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад +26

    A ritual for armed people to talk to an enemy is the first sign of civilization.

    • @noppornwongrassamee8941
      @noppornwongrassamee8941 2 года назад +8

      Doesn't cover hive minds or otherwise naturally unified races who don't have peer enemies that can be talked to. But debilitating injuries that take extensive time to heal can happen to anyone on even the safest of worlds.

    • @calvingreene90
      @calvingreene90 2 года назад +3

      @@noppornwongrassamee8941
      If you are capable of believing in such things. But a baby bird got its foot caught in a loop of string in the nest and its parents continued feeding it long after it should have left the nest.

    • @westcoaststacker569
      @westcoaststacker569 Год назад +2

      @@calvingreene90 Watched an Eagle Cam last year, it was quite sad how the parents stayed so long after the egg should of hatched and their returns to the nest periodically. Their pain looked like mine after losing my son.

  • @WingManFang1
    @WingManFang1 Год назад +4

    That story with the VR fighter pilot hits home for me, I stream normally in VR for No Mans Sky and I tell you some of those Space battles in VR are intense, like…the intro battle in Starwars Episode 3 on crack. Good shit yo!

  • @WiredTurkey316
    @WiredTurkey316 2 года назад +4

    I was today years old when I realized why they have to keep replacing that section of sidewalk in front of the bar

  • @calvingreene90
    @calvingreene90 2 года назад +4

    Terry is smart.
    Earl is not particularly bright and a serious lightweight but scores surprisingly high on wisdom.

  • @RealArcalian
    @RealArcalian 2 года назад +4

    Greetings, Mentlegent!
    For the Rhyhtm that is Algo
    Story 1: I disagree. Plenty of mindless insectoid species put others above themselves.
    Story 2: MUHAHAAHAHAHAHAHHA
    Story 3: Yeah, our digestive tract is scary.

  • @PrecariousMutiny
    @PrecariousMutiny 2 года назад +3

    I agree with both writing and farming being indicators of civilisation, as a civilisation is necessary for either. I also agree that many nomadic tribes without a writing system are rightly considered civilisations. So how about stories? Information passed down in narrative, modified by the teller, influenced by questions, etc., being the first indication of a unique society, thus civilisation.

  • @radioactiveassassin5218
    @radioactiveassassin5218 2 года назад +3

    OHH, BABY A TRIPLE! OH YEAH!

  • @CitizenValve
    @CitizenValve 2 года назад +6

    I hate when I slightly upchuck into my mouth or back of throat. Shit burns bad enough that I almost can’t catch my breath, and leaves a slight chemical burn. 🤦

  • @Maeshalanadae
    @Maeshalanadae Год назад +1

    First sign of civilization is agriculture, because agriculture is what allows for the ending of nomadism and for settling into one land with permanent structures and interactions.

  • @erushi5503
    @erushi5503 2 года назад +14

    Did terry show a gameplay of war thunder to the Xenos?
    Ahahaha

    • @sammarino7357
      @sammarino7357 2 года назад +2

      I’m sad space invaders has become so obscure

  • @jameson1239
    @jameson1239 2 года назад +19

    I’d argue the first sign of a civilization is farming or the making of a fire

    • @Nyghtking
      @Nyghtking 2 года назад +6

      It's sort of hard to start picking out where non-sentient organisms stop and sentient organisms begin, like ants farm, and there's at least one tribe that still exists today that doesn't know how to make fire though they do know a little about how to use it.

    • @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim
      @VelociraptorsOfSkyrim 2 года назад

      Well, I disagree with that.
      A fire is just a better way to cook food, and humans have had fire for 300+ thousand years.
      Meanwhile, femurs healing doesn't appear in the fossil record until about 15 thousand years ago.
      A healed femur implies a change in the mentality of a species: rather than abandoning an individual that would be a net drain on resources, you take your time to help them.
      That's when civilization starts: when the wellbeing of a separate being outweighs your own personal survival.
      Where as fire is merely a tool to extract more nutrients out of your food.

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 2 года назад +3

      the first sign of civilization is having some kind of way of interacting with an environment as a group. though things like an actual language or farming or fire are all big milestones for when it actually matters worth a dam.
      ...you also get stuff like ants where communication has been taken to such an extreem that individual members are closer to being parts of a body with the social unit being the actual organism, the damned things even use distributed processing and signal systems to give the hive itself environmental awareness and information processing/storage/retrieval, some fairly impressive problem solving, and friggin computation! some species of ants have hives that think solve puzzles and do math and that is WAY more terrifying than any spider that ever was.

    • @zacharyhawley1693
      @zacharyhawley1693 2 года назад +3

      I'd argue its the moment when a species stops passively accepting the limits of their environs and start actively making changes. That is the moment where the biosphere limitation ends and sapience begins.

    • @evernewb2073
      @evernewb2073 2 года назад +1

      @@zacharyhawley1693 I'd agree on your sapience point (sentience? I can't actually remember which of those words is about problem solving and which is about self awareness), but that's not quite the same thing as civilization. while they certainly seem linked from our perspective you do not need either one to have the other.

  • @mikehenthorn1778
    @mikehenthorn1778 Год назад +1

    The contract of civilization is simple. The strong protect the weak , not prey on them.

  • @MalefAzelb
    @MalefAzelb 2 года назад +2

    Shiny pokemon ~1/4000
    Agro post a 3in1 error fraction not found

  • @julonkrutor4649
    @julonkrutor4649 2 года назад +3

    For Terry

  • @Ryu_D
    @Ryu_D 2 года назад +1

    Thank you for the video.

  • @allenmorgan1007
    @allenmorgan1007 2 года назад +1

    For the Algorithm, For the Author(s), For the Disembodied Voice!

  • @TheRealInscrutable
    @TheRealInscrutable 9 месяцев назад +1

    Story #3? Oh happy day!

  • @ghosty5478
    @ghosty5478 Год назад +1

    story threes name is amazing

  • @000Krim
    @000Krim 2 года назад +1

    3 stories, cool

  • @elfeater1760
    @elfeater1760 2 года назад +6

    For the Algorithm11!

  • @ineverknowdoyou
    @ineverknowdoyou 2 года назад +4

    all this is missing are a couple explosinons

  • @klappstock943
    @klappstock943 2 года назад +1

    For the voice the story and the Algorithm

  • @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456
    @justsomeguywithahandlebarm2456 2 года назад +4

    for the old mango

  • @jeanannd
    @jeanannd Год назад +1

    On the first story. I used to think caring for one's fellows was a sign of civilization as well - but..... wolves do this. They care for injured and sick members of their packs and even care for senior wolves that can no longer hunt. Great apes often do the same. There are many animals that do this in the wild. So are they then civilized?

  • @peterwall8191
    @peterwall8191 2 года назад +24

    Crazy xeno! He took footage of gameplay to show his bosses. Dude ,there's things you do in a game you can't do IRL, or you 'll get tried for war crimes.
    The first sign of civilisation, is talking to the ones who disagree with you, instead of bashing their sculls in. We're not there yet, but hopefully some day....
    Yeah , human biology is weird. Or at least you think so, until you see what some other earth species get up to. By comparison , humans are paragons of normality.
    I mean two stomachs? A literal food pouch that is part of your body? Sigh! We got shafted! All we got. was a complicated brain that wont shut up, that takes a boat load of calories to maintain.

    • @nuru666
      @nuru666 2 года назад +2

      and it constantly lies to us.

    • @funbro99
      @funbro99 2 года назад

      I mean..you dont get tried if you do these things.
      1. Get war crime'd and thus casus belli to uno reverse.
      2. Win said war and pack the cards in your favour.
      3. Hide the warcrimes long enough for when it shines, it will be too late/outrage minimal or non existent due to massively diffrent time periods. (america's warcrimes)

  • @merlinathrawes746
    @merlinathrawes746 10 месяцев назад +1

    Aiding another to heal from injury or illness would be a sign of civilization or at least that of a people working towards it.
    No generals, this was a youngling competing in a game that actual pilots aren't allowed to participate in. You don't want to know what actual, everyday pilots can do, let alone their aces.
    6 or 7 beers caused a hazmat incident? Good thing he hadn't been eating Mexican food along with the beers.

  • @garysprandel1817
    @garysprandel1817 Год назад +1

    Well to be honest I do crap thermite but only after some really hot chorizo and eggs or suicide sauce buffalo wings.

  • @cazador7131
    @cazador7131 Год назад +1

    I would have said agriculture.

  • @beingsneaky
    @beingsneaky 2 года назад +4

    I am sure all those xenos, called themselves civilized as soon as they could farm and domesticated animals.. I can't believe won't believe that they will call anyone with out ftl uncivilized or not sentient.. this is one of my pet peeves of these stories, humans and or other xenos are not sentient or civilized because they don't have ftl. It really po's me coming from a person's who ppl were not considered human, even though some of the ppl of this land had major cities. Called savages, animals. Killed to clear the way for quote unquote civilization. Our lands were called empty lands, MO one lives here.

    • @sycani
      @sycani 2 года назад

      -they can farm-
      uh that includes ants
      are ants sentient to you

    • @sjmcc13
      @sjmcc13 2 года назад

      You know how people make up excuses so they are acting properly, when they know they are being evil. Or blame the victim of their deeds for some imagined sin. That is what is happening in all those stories, idiotic rules whose only purpose is to trick their convenience into not realizing they are unethical to the point of outright evil piles of excrement.

  • @asandrewsilvaw
    @asandrewsilvaw 2 года назад +1

    For the algorithm

  • @slimeinabox
    @slimeinabox 2 года назад +1

    Story one is just Twitter without the block option.

  • @ekhidna4
    @ekhidna4 2 года назад +7

    The first sign of civilization is farming. The capability of growing crops and raising cattle.

    • @dwavenminer
      @dwavenminer 2 года назад

      So some ants are a civilization then.
      Some species grow fungi and have 'cattle', aphids, which they protect and 'milk' for the honeydew they excrete...
      They even fulfill the humans requirements in the story by rescuing, protecting and nursing others from their own colony when needed...
      Also, probably won't be too long (in evolutionary timescales) till the other apes and Corvids (mainly the Ravens) start farming...both appear to be in the very early stages of the stone age with not only tool use, but tool creation...and corvids are already starting to domesticate wolfs in the same way humans did...

    • @TheDrag0nsoldier
      @TheDrag0nsoldier 2 года назад

      Problem is then you have to count various ants, termites, some beetles, and several fish as civilized.

    • @Wyvern_Sky
      @Wyvern_Sky 2 года назад

      Ants do heal there injured.

    • @sirjmo
      @sirjmo 2 года назад +1

      Farming is the first step to a large sustainable civilization, not civilization.

    • @randolphphillips3104
      @randolphphillips3104 2 года назад

      We have had many nomadic tribes in relatively recent times and early hunter-gatherers in earlier times that were all considered civilizations.

  • @bananamuffiin9869
    @bananamuffiin9869 Месяц назад

    Dang it for the first one i put agriculture. When one can meticulously produce their source of food instead of hunting or gathering. Being able to create food that is able to sustain not just your self and immediate family but also others for higher survival or in turn for good or services ( or interdependence) . this is what i would of said. dang it i was a fool

  • @merlinwizard1000
    @merlinwizard1000 Год назад +1

    88th, 26 March 2023

  • @storkyfallout6516
    @storkyfallout6516 2 года назад +2

    Earliest I've been

  • @Jakes3130
    @Jakes3130 День назад

    🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

  • @pokemonpokemon4391
    @pokemonpokemon4391 2 года назад +1

    [comment redacted]

  • @jnorth3341
    @jnorth3341 2 года назад +3

    6 or 7 beers? I avoid beer but by alcohol percent that's 2ish glasses of whiskey... barley buzzing at that. No offence on the author, good writer, just obviously not a big drinker.

    • @alawyer1614
      @alawyer1614 2 года назад +1

      Pint of beer is about 2 units alcohol, single measure of whisky is 1 unit. (Unit is 8g or 10ml alcohol). So 6-7 pints in succession would definately get one drunk, & could well make someone who doesn't drink a lot be sick.

    • @thugyheadbanger
      @thugyheadbanger 2 года назад

      For me to empty my sromach, I need more than half a bottle of Araq.

    • @seanrobert9661
      @seanrobert9661 2 года назад

      let's say beer 5%-12% by volume on an empty stomach.

    • @mfree80286
      @mfree80286 2 года назад +1

      If there's lowered O2 partial pressure on the station, that enhances inebriation **greatly**.

  • @carlpeters1278
    @carlpeters1278 6 месяцев назад +1

    Amateur, puking after only 7 or 8 beers.... LOL

  • @superllama666____________3
    @superllama666____________3 2 года назад +1

    Its not THAT concentrated, and its kinda involuntary.