NRL FOOTY SHOW - 2005 CRAIG MCLACHLAN STAND UP FAIL (FULL)

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  • Опубликовано: 6 окт 2024

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  • @controloz3310
    @controloz3310 2 года назад +31

    Craig- “what’s worst than poo?”
    Absolute legend- “you”

  • @combivan4346
    @combivan4346 3 года назад +29

    His narcissism and ego is off the richter, compared to his talent.

  • @lodigo
    @lodigo 6 лет назад +115

    'I divide my life into BC and AD: Before Celebrity and After Celebrity.'
    Letters are tough, aren't they Craig.

    • @PJL10100
      @PJL10100 5 лет назад +17

      AC After Conviction

    • @NoBody-ht1oh
      @NoBody-ht1oh 3 года назад +3

      Technically it is AD as this is the beginning of the death of his career 🤣

    • @jasonwilson2763
      @jasonwilson2763 2 года назад +1

      Apparently question marks are tough too. But I get your point.

    • @Saksm113
      @Saksm113 2 года назад +1

      @@jasonwilson2763 I’m pretty sure it was a rhetorical question 😂

    • @jasonwilson2763
      @jasonwilson2763 2 года назад

      @@Saksm113 Letters are tough, etc is a rhetorical question is it? You absolute donkey.

  • @martinzazvonil
    @martinzazvonil 3 года назад +34

    I remember seeing this on the Footy Show the day it aired, somehow 16 years later it still isn't any easier to watch!

  • @kensingtonpride
    @kensingtonpride 4 года назад +38

    4:08 "Go back to Ramsay Street!"

  • @woodydon9298
    @woodydon9298 5 лет назад +38

    Is he teling jokes or boring facts? Its more like a Ted Talk

  • @stupendous1068
    @stupendous1068 5 лет назад +38

    From the minute he walked out I knew this was gonna be a disaster.

    • @kensingtonpride
      @kensingtonpride 4 года назад +6

      Even Sterlo's reaction nailed it, in the introduction.

  • @robeywan
    @robeywan 6 лет назад +91

    I have been looking for this full video for fkm years. I don't know who you are, but I love you.

    • @Beardofred1986
      @Beardofred1986 6 лет назад +6

      and clearly you've still been intermittently searching for this video. The dedication!

    • @patrickpearce8387
      @patrickpearce8387 6 лет назад +3

      HAHAHA ME TO.

    • @ScottPearce1976
      @ScottPearce1976 6 лет назад +4

      He had his lawyers sue anyone who showed the clip to oblivion.

    • @epicmediocrity2603
      @epicmediocrity2603 4 года назад

      same!

    • @leem5790
      @leem5790 3 года назад

      Found it. All these years on. I can't bare to watch past the plumbing crap but I'll slowly uncringe in a few days and watch the rest.

  • @roger_kenworthy
    @roger_kenworthy 4 года назад +33

    1:10 that moment when you realise there actually was such a thing as being too low brow for the footy show.

  • @abdok
    @abdok 3 года назад +54

    I started that OFF OFF OFF chant form back row. Funniest night of my life haha! Poor Craig.

  • @Nadim9067
    @Nadim9067 4 года назад +26

    Goddamn this guy is the tommy wiseau of standup comedy.
    Except he won’t be a cult classic.

  • @andrewjerome6573
    @andrewjerome6573 2 года назад +13

    1:45 Kudos to the cameraman who managed to successfully find the only two people in the audience who were pretending to enjoy themselves 👏

    • @genetenz
      @genetenz Год назад +2

      That's a cringe smile

  • @epicmediocrity2603
    @epicmediocrity2603 4 года назад +27

    that was brutal....the appalling optimism to off off off chanting...that's a big crash to get over.

    • @abdok
      @abdok 3 года назад +6

      I started that OFF chant!!! Ahhh can’t believe it’s been re uploaded! Waiting for it to return. Thank you!

  • @sdrewe99
    @sdrewe99 6 лет назад +20

    The worst stand up performance ever!it was so bad that the footy show repeated this segment the following week.

    • @trippa702
      @trippa702 4 года назад +3

      Steve Edwards they did and they couldn’t help but sink the boot in. Fatty “yeah look he has a big show coming up Wednesday night, and to those 6 people going, you enjoy yourselves ...”

  • @erictheviking1977
    @erictheviking1977 3 года назад +14

    You hear Sterlo saying at the end "oh my god' LOL

  • @lastridge
    @lastridge 6 лет назад +25

    Just painful to watch

  • @seanlynch1185
    @seanlynch1185 6 лет назад +27

    I don''t think he was ever more exposed than this

    • @threecupsfull
      @threecupsfull 6 лет назад +4

      sean lynch I agree. This is a definite window into his psyche. Yikes! Close it quick!

    • @Angel-rq3pi
      @Angel-rq3pi 6 лет назад +2

      Exposed lol

  • @inaburacinscaia3826
    @inaburacinscaia3826 3 года назад +9

    You don't see it in this clip. But I remember Matty Johns made a joke afterwards and no one really laughed. Then he says "jezz it's a tough crowd just asked Craig McLaughlin."

  • @konkidis66
    @konkidis66 3 года назад +17

    His first and last gig. R.I.P craig

    • @stupendous1068
      @stupendous1068 3 года назад +3

      His career never fully recovered after this unfortunately.

  • @mattystuart2992
    @mattystuart2992 2 года назад +5

    I find myself watching this several years later and trying to yell out "don't get up there Craig, it's not gonna go well"
    But it's too late for any warnings,

  • @tailtaptailtap
    @tailtaptailtap 6 лет назад +25

    Betoota sent me here

    • @shirellstevenson5970
      @shirellstevenson5970 4 года назад

      @MANCHESTER UNITED I beg the differ some of us like real football and baseball

  • @cleomoore6725
    @cleomoore6725 6 лет назад +66

    What is hilarious is that he thinks he is a celebrity.

    • @taracarroll4218
      @taracarroll4218 6 лет назад +5

      Cleo Moore A celebrity sexual preditor.

    • @combivan4346
      @combivan4346 3 года назад +5

      Gary Beatln He would have been sentenced if they went by today's laws, but because it happend in 2014 and the laws were different then, he got off!

    • @strikerbowls791
      @strikerbowls791 3 года назад

      @@combivan4346 cry

    • @Alien-Porridge
      @Alien-Porridge 3 года назад +3

      @Gary Beaton did you read the magistrate's ruling and her explanation as to why he was found "not guilty"? She said he did it but her hands were tied by the outdated laws of the time. Not exactly a slam dunk. No one should be ashamed for calling a sexual predator a sexual predator.

  • @Sam-yw6sg
    @Sam-yw6sg 6 лет назад +16

    This is extraordinarily rick

  • @periodicdetention226
    @periodicdetention226 2 года назад +6

    How the hell did this guy ever win a Gold Logie?

  • @justwatchmate
    @justwatchmate 3 года назад +13

    I'm crying laughing the crowd was so funny

  • @andygee8262
    @andygee8262 2 года назад +6

    One of the all time great tv comedy deaths of all time. I can't not watch this at least every couple of months.

  • @jimmyboydonald6578
    @jimmyboydonald6578 11 месяцев назад +2

    I remember watching this live on TV back in 2005 and laughing. Not because it was funny but because it was laughable. The idea that he or someone he knew thought this was comedy gold. It was also laughable that this was actually promoting future comedy appearances. It was saving people a lot of time and money by having him on The (Nrl) Footy Show first.

  • @guild93
    @guild93 Год назад +2

    I remember they played the audio on Melbourne morning radio afterwards and mentioned they had to curtain off sections of seating on the tour as ticket sales were so poor

  • @notmaireelneim
    @notmaireelneim Месяц назад +1

    Even the Footy Show found this embarrassing.

  • @b.g.3073
    @b.g.3073 4 года назад +9

    Office job brah. Cubicle. No interaction.

  • @bluesboy8237
    @bluesboy8237 4 года назад +8

    This performance had disaster written all over it.

  • @javir6902
    @javir6902 6 лет назад +27

    I feel like a hostage

  • @drcornnipplesyohanson3661
    @drcornnipplesyohanson3661 6 лет назад +7

    this gave me embarrassing feelings just to watch he is only a celebrity to himself

  • @sdrewe99
    @sdrewe99 3 года назад +7

    This was so cringeworrhy that it is just needs to be repeated on tv.

  • @dama301
    @dama301 6 месяцев назад +1

    To be fair this has made me laugh more than most comedy I've seen.
    Not because of the jokes though

  • @simonbutler9526
    @simonbutler9526 4 года назад +5

    He must watch this and think what was I doing.

  • @beakedmonk3981
    @beakedmonk3981 3 года назад +8

    Well...at least they applauded him when he walked in 😂

  • @SuperEdge67
    @SuperEdge67 3 года назад +5

    This is worst stand up in history.

  • @rifoist
    @rifoist 6 лет назад +31

    Had to come here after the allegations.

    • @BT_-by8bv
      @BT_-by8bv 6 лет назад +5

      rifoist that Kylie Minogue comment, cringeworthy

    • @danzigvssartre
      @danzigvssartre 6 лет назад +17

      When the wheels completely fall off, it’s always fun to go back and see where the nuts where starting to unscrew.

    • @Julian-bk6jt
      @Julian-bk6jt 6 лет назад +5

      He's like an alien pretending to be a person after observing people for years.

    • @gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393
      @gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393 2 года назад

      becuase you hate men

  • @danzigvssartre
    @danzigvssartre 2 года назад +2

    Too much ego, not enough brains.

  • @SweetT79
    @SweetT79 2 года назад +3

    And as absolutely Abysmal as he was he took the crowd pretty well, somehow not 1 ticket was sold on his solo night

  • @MRNIIK
    @MRNIIK 4 года назад +11

    as someone with a keen interest in psychology I like to come back to watch this to see NPD in action

    • @Aritro77
      @Aritro77 3 года назад +1

      Absolutely

  • @davidhumphries1146
    @davidhumphries1146 3 года назад +12

    Over confidence. I think what bombed initially was his idea of him being some kind of celebrity. Wanker alarm.

  • @Mockingbirdsings11
    @Mockingbirdsings11 2 года назад +3

    Who the hell let him go on with that material?

    • @bluesboy8237
      @bluesboy8237 2 года назад +2

      Gold Logie winners tend to get more leniency when it comes to booking television gigs. The producers of Channel Nine must have thought that because of this, that he might actually be entertaining. How wrong they were.

  • @conats
    @conats 6 лет назад +12

    Bahaha... he got hooked! A whole audience chanting ‘Off’! What a hopeless joke...

  • @NoBody-ht1oh
    @NoBody-ht1oh 3 года назад +5

    Ouch. Tough to watch that kind of crash. Probably should have moved into that shipping container then and there!

  • @user-tm4bi1nl4q
    @user-tm4bi1nl4q 4 года назад +3

    This is still painful to watch even after 15 yrs... This guy has absolutely no talent!

  • @coop001
    @coop001 2 года назад +7

    Still better than Hannah Gadsby and Peter Helliar.

  • @eamonnc96
    @eamonnc96 3 года назад +3

    Yazzyboi inspired me to watch this

  • @vanjamatula2808
    @vanjamatula2808 6 лет назад +8

    Fuckin Ouch!!!

  • @fozzybear8878
    @fozzybear8878 3 года назад +18

    He's a typical narcissist- all about himself. An absolutely revolting individual. We see you, McLachlan.

    • @kevangelos817
      @kevangelos817 3 года назад +2

      Yeah, now he wants " the world to know" he's innocent. 99.9% of Australia forgot about him until this new celebrity stunt and he wants "the world to know"? 😂
      Epstein said he was innocent too. At least he didn't prance around on stage in female undergarments.

    • @bleedingme666
      @bleedingme666 3 года назад

      @@kevangelos817 who needs the truth hey mate. You've got it all worked out!

    • @kevangelos817
      @kevangelos817 3 года назад +1

      @@bleedingme666 Point out where I lied please....mate.

    • @bleedingme666
      @bleedingme666 3 года назад +1

      @@kevangelos817 you obviously know him personally to judge him like that and post it on the internet...and your suggesting he's done this as part of a celebrity stunt. I think you speak for a a very very small vocal minority who opens their mouth no matter how clear and proven facts are.

    • @kevangelos817
      @kevangelos817 3 года назад

      @@bleedingme666 Ok O.J Simpson. You just keep telling truths but no lies about me. Yes, a small minority of vocals from the silent majority. But you still try silence the minority that speaks their opinion. How gracious.
      Yes, I don't know him personally, just like the judge and everyone else tasked with helping make a judgement, so what value does that truth have huh?
      Judgement is a very useful human tool. It helps keep you away from bad crowds, away from imminent danger, women and men safe from predators, the list is extensive.
      If more people were more vocal and judgemental online and in the open it might cure the degenerative west from its imminent downfall.
      But if you think not judging and dealing with the consequences later is better, then Christ, the leader of the most persecuted, vilified, hated, and preyed upon religion in the world who preach non judgement loves you.
      See ya O.J

  • @robeywan
    @robeywan 3 года назад +1

    "..you want more footy?"

  • @SANDYFRECKLE
    @SANDYFRECKLE 3 года назад +12

    This guy is seriously a creep

  • @GC8WRX_EJ207
    @GC8WRX_EJ207 3 года назад +4

    And now another 3 actresses have stepped forwards.....

    • @bleedingme666
      @bleedingme666 3 года назад +1

      @Gary Beaton absolutely mate. These people will not give up. Rediculous

    • @Alien-Porridge
      @Alien-Porridge 3 года назад +7

      @Gary Beaton he was acquitted based on the laws at the time where the offender only needed to say they *thought* they had consent, they didn't actually need consent. That's what the judge said in her ruling. She was bound by the law despite believing his accusers to be credible. So he was lucky that the law was outdated and written to protect offenders rather than victims. If he was accused today he wouldn't have received the same outcome because the laws have now caught up with reality.

    • @gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393
      @gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393 2 года назад

      so what ? you have such trust in their word really ??

    • @gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393
      @gobblelevclass3nuclearsubm393 2 года назад

      @@bleedingme666 because they want to see men punished and they hate men

  • @hollyhollance7014
    @hollyhollance7014 3 года назад +3

    Ooooof... Arrogant and awkward.

  • @burningdownthehouse365
    @burningdownthehouse365 8 месяцев назад +1

    Joke of a human being nuff said

  • @MrX-tx9lo
    @MrX-tx9lo 4 года назад +2

    “Oh the humanity”

  • @sydcityhiphop
    @sydcityhiphop 6 месяцев назад

    If he showed up to that gig 2 weeks later he has the balls and audacity of a public exhibitionist

  • @paulalwayslearning8573
    @paulalwayslearning8573 2 года назад +1

    When he did that in his bedroom at home in front of the mirror it probably looked like a sure fire winner. It’s interesting that until a room packed with thousands of people booed in unison it appears that he thought it was still going well. Lesson for budding comedians, test your material, read the room and for the love of god have a funny exit strategy.

  • @rajahramage6541
    @rajahramage6541 2 года назад +2

    Whats worse than poo?
    THIS SH#T

  • @some_randomninja
    @some_randomninja Год назад +1

    He comes across so smug and pretentious too

  • @SpMoose
    @SpMoose 6 лет назад +4

    Betoota sent me, but fuck this was hard to watch

  • @Maza675
    @Maza675 6 лет назад +6

    "Heeeeey Moaner"

  • @moregoldmoregold
    @moregoldmoregold 3 года назад +4

    Get him off
    The best

  • @NathanAAASmith
    @NathanAAASmith Год назад

    Hahahaha, went down hill after, “what’s worse than poo?”

  • @Maximustard
    @Maximustard Год назад

    I’m here in 2023 laughing

  • @GJPonsle-no7uw
    @GJPonsle-no7uw Месяц назад

    Did anyone go to his Parramatta show?

  • @GJPonsle-no7uw
    @GJPonsle-no7uw Месяц назад

    I watched this life and geez it was cringe. But it wasn’t as bad as I thought it was all these years later.

  • @dizzyvalentine
    @dizzyvalentine 6 лет назад +8

    Shiet this is cringe af🙈🙉

  • @AntipodianMusic
    @AntipodianMusic 3 года назад +7

    Also who did he test these jokes out on before the show? His dog?

    • @david-dj8or
      @david-dj8or 3 года назад

      Even a hyena would not have laughed

    • @locust7777
      @locust7777 3 года назад +1

      Wife thinks he can do no wrong

    • @stupendous1068
      @stupendous1068 3 года назад +1

      I think the worst thing he ever did here was try out his material on such a large audience. The material was terrible to begin with, but he wouldn't have got anywhere near as much heckling as this from a smaller audience.

  • @jacksalami9945
    @jacksalami9945 7 месяцев назад

    And that my friends was the end of his comedy career.

  • @Sharkster32
    @Sharkster32 5 лет назад

    Thanks Vonny!

  • @Ramatx
    @Ramatx Год назад +1

    That was as bad as u could get

  • @louisegardenia7674
    @louisegardenia7674 3 года назад +4

    Cringe 😬. I was 20 and standing in line at a driving licence place in the Gold Coast and he was like 40. He kept staring at me and asked me for a drink. He definitely is overconfident and egotistical.

    • @Smelly_Indian
      @Smelly_Indian 6 месяцев назад

      He's a creep. Several girls have attested to that. Can't keep his hands to himself.

  • @j-mc5201
    @j-mc5201 2 года назад

    Well done video provider

  • @Natya.
    @Natya. 5 лет назад +2

    Cringe...couldn't watch it all.

  • @robynlbanks463
    @robynlbanks463 4 года назад +4

    He wants to rabbit on about celebrity. Who uses the term rabbit on?

  • @mattd3046
    @mattd3046 2 года назад

    Love to know how his actual show went - was it cancelled?

    • @bluesboy8237
      @bluesboy8237 2 года назад +1

      I think he performed about 2 or 3 gigs before they eventually decided to cancel the rest of the dates.

  • @aussiepatriot8179
    @aussiepatriot8179 6 лет назад

    Fuck that would have been the most embarrassing shit

  • @csasss6860
    @csasss6860 6 лет назад +1

    This is painful...

  • @rajahramage6541
    @rajahramage6541 2 года назад +1

    WTF..its not this is your life🤮🤮🤮

  • @NelsonMuntz1
    @NelsonMuntz1 2 года назад +1

    Jesus christ this was so bad!!

  • @eurologic
    @eurologic 4 года назад +1

    Oh jesus

  • @strikerbowls791
    @strikerbowls791 3 года назад

    Beautiful

  • @juliaiglesias79
    @juliaiglesias79 6 лет назад +1

    ITS INHUMANE!!!!!!!!!!!!

  • @clich126
    @clich126 Год назад

    This was painful

  • @jantelopez5626
    @jantelopez5626 2 года назад

    talk about captive audience

  • @melvynjones6273
    @melvynjones6273 4 года назад +2

    boo all you like...x

  • @markmillington994
    @markmillington994 2 года назад

    What absolute dribble

  • @markwalters739
    @markwalters739 6 лет назад +1

    I'm funnier than him

  • @minirett
    @minirett 3 года назад +2

    Incest & beastiality jokes? Seriously??

  • @timberwood9864
    @timberwood9864 6 лет назад +1

    No stubby, lucky he got off

  • @jena.alexia
    @jena.alexia 3 года назад

    Oh dear... Awkward to watch. 😬

  • @mymatejake
    @mymatejake 6 лет назад +1

    OMG

  • @Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer
    @Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer 3 года назад +8

    he had a certain amount of charm and knew how to work the crowd.... just his material was abysmal.

    • @clich126
      @clich126 Год назад

      You right

    • @baswold7979
      @baswold7979 Год назад

      Like sexually assaulting females?

    • @Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer
      @Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer Год назад +2

      @@baswold7979 I did not see that in the vid...could you timestamp it for me please.

    • @baswold7979
      @baswold7979 Год назад

      @@Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer do you the read the news mate? Are you that naive? The guys has been on trial for sexually assaulting woman and was clearly racist in this shtshow. Your standards are embarrassingly low.

    • @Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer
      @Enrico_Palazzo_opera_singer Год назад

      @@baswold7979 so I take it that he did not assault women in this vid?

  • @sjlawrence1130
    @sjlawrence1130 3 года назад

    What the fuck was that. Shit. Strooth mate.

  • @Charlie_Fucsard
    @Charlie_Fucsard 3 года назад +1

    Craig to Heckler: "I'll come over there" lol. What was he planning to do when he got there?

  • @lukepownall7292
    @lukepownall7292 3 года назад

    WTF was that ? 🥱

  • @shaunigothictv1003
    @shaunigothictv1003 6 лет назад +12

    The problem with his gig was that the Australian crowd already had his neighbours personna engrained in their minds so they could not accept him as doing anything else.
    Now lets analyse his comedy routine:
    As for his material, his punchlines were half decent but he should have got to his punchlines in alot quicker - that would have definately saved his entire routine because the crowd have less reaction time to heckle if your performing your material alot faster with a punchline every few seconds.
    Also, an explosive quickfire intro on stage throws the crowd into a spin psychologically and asserts yourself a stage dominance that will last the entire set as long as the previous factors i mentioned were observed.

    • @shaunigothictv1003
      @shaunigothictv1003 6 лет назад +2

      Lucas
      Your observations are
      valid mate.

    • @andybyrd4107
      @andybyrd4107 6 лет назад +16

      Nah mate, his jokes from setup to punchline were shit

    • @abdok
      @abdok 3 года назад +5

      Shauni his self pompous arrogance and offensive “humour” is what brought him down. Oh and his jokes were painful

    • @zareenmacdonnell3734
      @zareenmacdonnell3734 3 года назад +1

      Probably would have helped if he was funny too

    • @drillbag
      @drillbag 3 года назад

      i think his comedy act would have been much better if he had told some actual jokes that were funny

  • @luckylinda7933
    @luckylinda7933 4 года назад

    Blondes....