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  • @PurposelessRabbitholes
    @PurposelessRabbitholes 2 года назад +1208

    Richard Ayoade killed this role so hard. Having to act like a person who doesn’t know how to act, while also acting like the same person _not_ acting in the interviews, it’s just brilliant

    • @zibberebbiz
      @zibberebbiz 2 года назад +7

      And an entire spin-off series!

    • @zibberebbiz
      @zibberebbiz 2 года назад +19

      The backstory they've woven for Dean Learner is so great, filthy but great.

    • @stuartreid3540
      @stuartreid3540 2 года назад +29

      All 4 of them played their parts with ridiculous attention to detail, it’s a bonafide classic that will never be matched

    • @HughMungz
      @HughMungz 2 года назад +3

      man you just watched cosmonauts video lmao you just said exactly what he said💀 what a joke. try to have an opinion of your own

    • @sloppyphart7879
      @sloppyphart7879 Год назад +2

      Have you considered the possibility that perhaps the man simply can't act. I've yet to be impressed by a single role he's acted in.

  • @MichaelFreckelton
    @MichaelFreckelton 3 года назад +1036

    The fact that he has to stop to wait for Learner to say "not so fast" kills me every time

    • @Keyecomposer
      @Keyecomposer Год назад +18

      Love it, it reminds me of npc's trying to interrupt another npc's line of dialogue but there's just an awkward pause in the middle.

  • @weirdweaver149
    @weirdweaver149 13 дней назад +5

    This is every interaction ive ever had with HR

  • @howlermouse
    @howlermouse 9 лет назад +2235

    How HOW did they get the fly to land on cue?

    • @planemanship1216
      @planemanship1216 5 лет назад +666

      Matt Holness has claimed in a (serious) interview that it was 100% unplanned and unscripted. Amazing.

    • @gandalfstormcrow7943
      @gandalfstormcrow7943 5 лет назад +27

      PlaneManShip did you know that Matt Holness is Bob Holness’ son from Blockbusters fame ??

    • @galliman123
      @galliman123 5 лет назад +121

      Because all the crew members used the set bins as real bins haha so there were a lot of flies in the studio

    • @kholemcrae1100
      @kholemcrae1100 3 года назад +285

      It was jeff goldblum, he was uncredited

    • @ivandrago3621
      @ivandrago3621 3 года назад +79

      Its a british fly, they listen.

  • @harrypotterfantng
    @harrypotterfantng 6 лет назад +791

    That lil extra push he had to give the door right at the end of the clip lol

    • @ghw1985
      @ghw1985 2 года назад +5

      Like that would happen in real life , you find out shes cheating then you slam the door after kicking her out saying go fuck charlie then! See if he pays for your lulu lemons, then the doir just doest slam right so you, out of frustration slam it again. Godamn you Erika.... you and charlie

  • @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905
    @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905 3 года назад +345

    Holding another man's gaze is perfectly natural.

    • @JosephJoeseph
      @JosephJoeseph 3 года назад +22

      I'd play anything, a nazi... Anything. I don't think I'd kiss a man...

    • @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905
      @theoriginalvideo-schmideoc905 3 года назад +22

      @@JosephJoeseph You know, not even for the big boys.

  • @woschaebedip
    @woschaebedip 3 года назад +984

    I never heard of this show before. But after this clip and Matt Berry managing to say "solo" with 5 syllabils in another one I know that I NEED to see it

    • @ryandeeken1554
      @ryandeeken1554 2 года назад +33

      I've watched the same 2 clips and need to watch this show now lol

    • @abhijithcpreej
      @abhijithcpreej 2 года назад +5

      Same bro. What is this

    • @Richardwalsh00
      @Richardwalsh00 2 года назад +27

      @@abhijithcpreej garth marenghi's darkplace

    • @ace1776
      @ace1776 2 года назад +8

      I remember seeing this on adult swim a long time ago.

    • @LAVATORR
      @LAVATORR 2 года назад +12

      To paraphrase my first girlfriend talking about Breaking Bad, I wish I'd lost my virginity to Darkplace

  • @UncertainEarth
    @UncertainEarth 3 года назад +685

    if you close your eyes, it sounds like a Richard Ayoade questioning Jason Statham

    • @bredrick.
      @bredrick. 3 года назад +28

      I love how Dagless stops before Reed says anything.

    • @thomasrussell4674
      @thomasrussell4674 3 года назад +8

      So true! I heard darkplace on my car radio not knowing what it was, before I ever saw it, I thought it was Jason Statham!!!

    • @EvieCorwell
      @EvieCorwell 2 года назад +10

      I genuinely didn't realise it was Richard Ayoade until I read your post. It's like my brain couldn't process the idea of Ayoade with that moustache.

    • @Hascienda27
      @Hascienda27 13 дней назад

      Moss vs Shaw

  • @senseweaver01
    @senseweaver01 2 года назад +297

    I love how Thornton says "Not so fast" even though Dag isn't even moving haha

  • @theultimatejoost
    @theultimatejoost 3 года назад +187

    That fly actor is amazing.

    • @OmegaTrooper
      @OmegaTrooper 2 года назад +5

      its the same fly as the Pence fly. He's in way more stuff than you know!

    • @Emmyschannel806
      @Emmyschannel806 2 года назад +5

      Fun fact he was in Raiders of the Lost Ark. The commentary track for that film has him tell a funny anecdote.

    • @boofuls
      @boofuls 2 года назад

      @@OmegaTrooper i understand that fly has his own agent and manager …and his own luxury trailer on set 🤔

  • @MalakianM2S
    @MalakianM2S Год назад +86

    That fly has better comedic timing that most of the actors guild put together.

    • @Damar158
      @Damar158 Год назад +4

      This is one of the rare shows that does good 'bad acting', you really need to sell the actors trying to sell their lines instead of just being obviously bad on purpose.

    • @neuvocastezero1838
      @neuvocastezero1838 15 дней назад +1

      I heard that fly won a Bafta for another role.

    • @MalakianM2S
      @MalakianM2S 15 дней назад

      @@neuvocastezero1838 Idk what's funnier the fact that the joke past way over you or that you felt triggered enough to post. Obviously I'm not dissing any actor, I honestly love Ayoade and Matt Berry, I'm just pointing out... you know what... if I have to explain the joke I guess it wasn't so funny to begin with anyways.

    • @neuvocastezero1838
      @neuvocastezero1838 15 дней назад +1

      @@MalakianM2S Sorry, Malakian, I got the joke, but was just adding another little (I guess _very_ little) joke, sorry that you didn't find it funny.

    • @MalakianM2S
      @MalakianM2S 15 дней назад

      Ok, buddy.

  • @gorgolyt
    @gorgolyt 12 дней назад +2

    I like how insistent Dagless is that he was literally nowhere.

  • @memehovel9887
    @memehovel9887 Год назад +39

    Ok, but can we just talk about how slick the 'Don't make me stand here and count' line actually is?

    • @frankolmos9626
      @frankolmos9626 9 месяцев назад +2

      Get your Sorry Shot to Shore is awesome

  • @TaJaToT
    @TaJaToT 12 лет назад +551

    gotta love that intentionally bad acting

    • @sm0lcretcher
      @sm0lcretcher 3 года назад +12

      im replying to this comment 9 years after you first typed it lul

    • @PantherFox
      @PantherFox 3 года назад +7

      @@sm0lcretcher and i just happen to click this 9 year old comment one hour after you did

    • @saucebucket.
      @saucebucket. 3 года назад +1

      @@PantherFoxahem

    • @internettevarolanadam
      @internettevarolanadam 3 года назад +1

      @Sam Hewitt well, you see...

    • @maxx6070
      @maxx6070 3 года назад +4

      9 years! Jesus!!! R u still here lol?

  • @darthkahn45
    @darthkahn45 2 года назад +40

    Watch the way Dag leaves the room 🤣
    The attention to every detail is incredible

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 Год назад

      It's the punchline, but it's slapstick. This scene is genius.

  • @themastersword1621
    @themastersword1621 2 года назад +17

    I always notice something new when watching this show. Like Matthew's awkward turn to walk out the door.

  • @CelebrityHotTub
    @CelebrityHotTub 11 лет назад +273

    SLAM! *gently closes

    • @tomahzo
      @tomahzo 3 года назад +1

      Nice work building those sets ;D.

  • @theviledelinquent3920
    @theviledelinquent3920 Год назад +4

    I love the more subtle humor in here they got in. The timing being off where he obviously and intentionally stopped walking and waited for him to say "not so fast" is pure gold.

  • @AhmedOnly1
    @AhmedOnly1 3 года назад +50

    I remember when this show aired in 1980s. We were scared to death.

    • @Myndir
      @Myndir 3 месяца назад +3

      Yeah, but it sucked after Dagless got together with her and they moved to America.

  • @calvinjluther
    @calvinjluther 3 года назад +171

    Dean's acting is improving, you have to admit that.

    • @crumblestheclown
      @crumblestheclown 2 года назад +8

      I was thinking the same thing.

    • @toddzombie8777
      @toddzombie8777 2 года назад +15

      It's not an act. Its the truth.

    • @TheWaynos73
      @TheWaynos73 Год назад

      its like a retard playing a drumkit - Todd Rivers

  • @sunioj700
    @sunioj700 11 лет назад +71

    LOL the fly landing on dagless' nose

  • @closingmidnite411
    @closingmidnite411 12 лет назад +59

    I'd love Darkplace to be made on a region free media format! OMG I'd definitely buy it Blu Ray!

    • @jmalmsten
      @jmalmsten 3 года назад +8

      I got the British DVD quite some time ago. And making most DVD-players region free is usually a rather simple affair.
      Though, I would love to see this on Blu-Ray. I mean. It's shot on 16mm. And I'm fairly certain they could rescan most of it even if there are sections that have video compositing. So a really decent 1080p master should be able to be produced... Though, it is hard to sell these things so I guess it is a matter of cost of printing and distributing the discs more than a matter of making an HD master.

  • @popasquat5022
    @popasquat5022 3 года назад +82

    crazy how both of these actors were dubbed by Jason Statham

  • @Maryroselan
    @Maryroselan 2 года назад +3

    Looks like they aren't mmmmbuddies in this scene

  • @mikelaubacher7726
    @mikelaubacher7726 2 года назад +7

    The fact he has to fix the door before it cuts fucking floors me every time.

  • @planescaped
    @planescaped Год назад +12

    Richard Ayoade hands down has the best bad performance I have ever seen in Darkplace.
    It's masterpiece level, acting this believably yet entertainingly bad intentionally is Danial Day Lewis levels of skill. XD

  • @giantsalsa3977
    @giantsalsa3977 3 года назад +5

    That afro guy looks like Richard Ayoade without glasses

    • @chubbypapaya
      @chubbypapaya 3 года назад +6

      boy have i got news for you!

    • @giantsalsa3977
      @giantsalsa3977 3 года назад +2

      No way is Richard Ayoade old enough to be in this 🙃🙃

    • @UFOhunter4711
      @UFOhunter4711 3 года назад

      It is

    • @huzaifa8004
      @huzaifa8004 2 года назад +3

      @@giantsalsa3977 this was shot in the early 00s but it's made to look like a rlly crap 80s horror show

  • @EdwardOberon
    @EdwardOberon 2 года назад +5

    Best use of a fly in television history

  • @lolineotzelberger5196
    @lolineotzelberger5196 2 года назад +4

    Richard is SO BRILLIANT!! Why isn't he the next Dr. Who??

    • @DrBagPhD
      @DrBagPhD 22 дня назад

      Because he'd be a shit Doctor

  • @countesschewi2399
    @countesschewi2399 Год назад +5

    There are obviously a lot of amazing things in this one scene, but I think one of my favourite little details is how poorly composed the over-the-shoulder shots are - Thornton is so far into the frame that you can see the other shoulder, isn't close enough to the camera to give Dag's face more space, and the angle suggests that they either couldn't or just didn't bother to raise the camera up to match Thornton's height.

  • @sila4297
    @sila4297 2 года назад +6

    This is the longest minute Ive ever watched.

    • @lookandlisten5740
      @lookandlisten5740 2 года назад +2

      Probably because it's 1minute 6 seconds... Pedantic maybe, but the perception of time should never interfere with acting of such intensity.

  • @lexxandera
    @lexxandera 3 года назад +21

    The funniest THING is how they framed that beautiful Mullet at 0:21,

  • @thomasel9171
    @thomasel9171 2 года назад +12

    God this show was a masterpiece

    • @planescaped
      @planescaped Год назад +3

      It was hands-down the best comically bad show ever made.
      They nailed it. Every character was believable in their awful acting, but still damn entertaining. Though Richard Ayoade was the best at it.

  • @vivianzenari8522
    @vivianzenari8522 3 года назад +16

    I've watched this clip like 89 times and it's always funny

  • @youngest7719
    @youngest7719 3 года назад +4

    i've been hearing quotes from this scene for the past five years, not picking up on the joke. LOOK WHO'S LAUGHING NOW, MISTER

  • @TwistedExisted894
    @TwistedExisted894 3 года назад +70

    what is this masterpiece

    • @DimaJeydar
      @DimaJeydar 3 года назад +32

      Garth Marenghi's Darkplace. It’s all on RUclips. You should check it out, it’s *hilarious* !

    • @TwistedExisted894
      @TwistedExisted894 3 года назад +5

      @@DimaJeydar thank you friend!

    • @leaarinwarkentine
      @leaarinwarkentine 3 года назад +4

      @@DimaJeydar Thank you. I must see it now.

    • @mbwhly
      @mbwhly 2 года назад +4

      Just make sure you dim the lights, or turn them off if you don’t have dimmers.
      I say enjoy!

  • @VoiceLord1
    @VoiceLord1 2 года назад +8

    That walk as he's leaving the office kills me

  • @Skoora
    @Skoora 3 года назад +2

    Genius coverage over the shoulder.

  • @starfalco13
    @starfalco13 2 года назад +3

    just the reverse shots when you see their shoulders kills me, they look so stiff

  • @ShadowJesus22
    @ShadowJesus22 2 года назад +12

    why does he sound like the ancient reptilian brain in Disco Elysium

  • @IAmZolo
    @IAmZolo 26 дней назад +1

    man I forgot about this scene from Dexter

  • @RnRnR
    @RnRnR 3 года назад +9

    I thought this was actually from the 80s and it wasn't Ayoade 😅

  • @clacclackerson3678
    @clacclackerson3678 Год назад

    Final scene has the beauty of a northern renaissance painting.

  • @AqibA.C.
    @AqibA.C. 3 года назад +3

    I don't know exactly what this series is but it feels like a fever dream haha.

  • @GelegentlichLustig
    @GelegentlichLustig 11 лет назад +26

    Don't make me stand here and count

  • @DangerAngelous
    @DangerAngelous 2 года назад +3

    Vaguest dispute in history

  • @TheWaynos73
    @TheWaynos73 2 года назад +1

    f#%kin Reed. stealth entrance 😆

  • @desired397
    @desired397 3 года назад +1

    This dialogue give me Guy Ritchie vibes, love it.

  • @Blank12456
    @Blank12456 3 года назад +1

    It looks and sounds like 90% Richard ayoade but I can't comprehend that is indeed richard ayoade

  • @Mynameisnumber5
    @Mynameisnumber5 10 лет назад +27

    Thing doesn't even sound like a word anymore.

  • @7thesage853
    @7thesage853 3 года назад +10

    So...we just ignoring the fact that Dean was late on his delivery of “Not so fast mister!” 😂

  • @soulrider453
    @soulrider453 2 года назад +1

    this show is finally on Amazon prime video, been watching clips forever waiting for this moment

  • @richardsmith2751
    @richardsmith2751 26 дней назад

    Based solely on the thumbnail I knew exactly what I was looking at. Dark Places forever

  • @glitchmaster2672
    @glitchmaster2672 2 года назад +4

    This video was so bizarre watching it late at night that I had to check my phone again to make sure this video wasn’t a hallucination

  • @jackDaddy23
    @jackDaddy23 Месяц назад

    THAT FLY IS A REALLY POWERFUL ACTOR

  • @my88110
    @my88110 2 года назад +2

    I like when he walks out the door like a puppet

  • @welshman100
    @welshman100 Год назад

    The shotgun scene in the graveyard... i hurt myself my fits of laughter when i saw that on tv.

  • @pentelegomenon1175
    @pentelegomenon1175 3 года назад +25

    "Thing" comes from an ancient German word for a seasonal open-air committee that makes judgments and proclamations.

    • @gandalf8216
      @gandalf8216 Год назад

      In Scandinavia, we know the word ting which means council or meeting. Similar to Latin forum. So the English word thing becomes a synonym to the word object, because in ancient times "object" refers to a body that decides or judges, another relic from the past which has given us terms used in linguistics.

  • @jasonl3445
    @jasonl3445 3 года назад +4

    That fly tho

  • @f.frederickskitty2910
    @f.frederickskitty2910 Месяц назад

    0:02 That guy looks like he rolled in on casters instead of walking 😂

  • @zoepertom
    @zoepertom 14 дней назад

    Thornton sounds like the narrator from Disco Elysium

  • @Poopscipade
    @Poopscipade 2 года назад +4

    Considering how terrible an actor Dean Learner is, he did pretty well here.

  • @MastersOfTheForce
    @MastersOfTheForce 3 года назад +5

    okay but this is just *chefs kiss* content. i want more shows like this tbh

    • @voltijuice8576
      @voltijuice8576 Год назад +1

      I want to see more shows of you kissing chefs

  • @wheelmanstan
    @wheelmanstan 8 лет назад +15

    and the door steals the scene!

  • @CS-mo7xp
    @CS-mo7xp 2 года назад +1

    this is a good opportunity to recommend the 1989 horror film 'Things'... if you like Darkplace you'll probably appreciate it.

  • @Buhsmichaelgmail
    @Buhsmichaelgmail Год назад +1

    I do not know if anyone has mentioned this, but in a interview, Matthew Holness stated that the trash cans on the set were used by people not understanding that they were just props. That is why there were flies on the set that day, and it was just a happy accident that one landed on his nose while filming.

  • @Corn-Pop.
    @Corn-Pop. Год назад

    love this show, it's fucking amazing

  • @andrewbird8624
    @andrewbird8624 2 года назад

    I just remembered us all seeing the fly. Every time. The fly!!
    If you didn't spot it… you will now.

  • @Kevenough
    @Kevenough 10 месяцев назад

    There is a point and click adventure called The Barrows. Its sounds shockingly like this show. Even in the dialog capture. There is somthing distinctive about early British audio capture thats different from everyone else's.

  • @scroogemccuck985
    @scroogemccuck985 Год назад

    Jason Statham is such a chameleon. It’s crazy that he played both parts simultaneously

  • @MotiviqueStudio
    @MotiviqueStudio 3 года назад +1

    God this show was amazing.

  • @mikemike8064
    @mikemike8064 3 дня назад

    Close your eyes and it sounds like an elden ring cutscene

  • @toxicmatrix1337
    @toxicmatrix1337 Год назад

    The walking sound at the end, sounds EXACTLY like Ultima VIII

  • @MrBenjarming
    @MrBenjarming 3 года назад +7

    *Steps*
    -Stands still for a solid second-
    Ayoade: *Side-steps into frame*
    Ayoade: "Not so's fast mister"
    This is so perfectly bad that the effort that they put into it could be compared to that which went into the Sistine Chapel.

  • @renaigh
    @renaigh 3 года назад +2

    sounds my inner thoughts.

  • @ThisStuffIsFree
    @ThisStuffIsFree 3 года назад +10

    Holy Spirit it's Richard Ayoade

  • @speccyfilms8387
    @speccyfilms8387 2 года назад +1

    Things? Things.

  • @CoralCopperHead
    @CoralCopperHead Год назад

    This is giving me major "I should've left you on the corner where you were standing" vibes.

  • @howlingmadme
    @howlingmadme 9 лет назад +26

    lol the door didn't close at the end

  • @Pulang_Diwa
    @Pulang_Diwa 3 года назад

    1:01 That clopping of the shoes is some ASMR good shit.

  • @bluelanterns2982
    @bluelanterns2982 2 года назад +1

    They brought back Twin Peaks. Next it's Darkplace please.

  • @sanitorz232
    @sanitorz232 2 года назад +1

    0:03 Orson Welles has been put to shame

  • @connor48880
    @connor48880 3 года назад +1

    The fly at the end really caps it all off

  • @Henry-kz4gn
    @Henry-kz4gn Месяц назад +1

    I cant believe he had been nowhere, I was so sure he would've been somewhere

  • @altar7885
    @altar7885 Год назад

    The timing of that fly landing right on his nose at the end..

  • @nearly.
    @nearly. Год назад

    average Aaron Sorkin dialogue

  • @marcen12
    @marcen12 Год назад

    Rick Grimes is having a stroke after this discussion about 'things'.

  • @brandonraglow7713
    @brandonraglow7713 3 года назад +8

    The funniest thing no one mentions is how dagless stops moving before he's told to stop cuz he's waiting to be interrupted

  • @lankytwt
    @lankytwt 5 месяцев назад

    its funny because some scenes his pretty good.

  • @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147
    @nightmare-nightmarenightma1147 3 года назад +2

    I love how he almost missed the door

  • @zibberebbiz
    @zibberebbiz 2 года назад

    My favorite "not so fast" besides Loaded Weapon! 1

  • @gandalf8216
    @gandalf8216 Год назад

    English Vocabulary, word: chaos. Example given: this scene.

  • @liammeharry
    @liammeharry Год назад

    Best scene

  • @Van_Der_Lay_Industries
    @Van_Der_Lay_Industries 3 года назад +2

    Daglass should remember that Thornton has to answer to Wonton.

    • @violetgc6049
      @violetgc6049 2 года назад +1

      Exactly!!!! Give the man a break, Wonton is breathing down his flipping neck!

    • @bencousins7311
      @bencousins7311 2 года назад +1

      if i saw wonton on the street i wouldn't stop to slap his ass but he's one fiery dragon who's tail you don't wanna pull

    • @samwallaceart288
      @samwallaceart288 2 года назад +1

      "We'd better come up with some answers for Wonton, and fast, or else my ass is grass! And he's got a lawnmower!"

  • @mbwhly
    @mbwhly 2 года назад +1

    Things Dag

  • @Sharingan90210
    @Sharingan90210 11 лет назад +2

    I lol'd XD

  • @NA-ku6jn
    @NA-ku6jn 10 лет назад +22

    I honestly thought this was going to end up as a comedy skit

  • @tomahzo
    @tomahzo 2 года назад +1

    How did they get that fly to land on his nose at that exact time? Sometimes you need to be lucky I guess ;D.

    • @Emmyschannel806
      @Emmyschannel806 2 года назад +2

      The fly is an actor. You might have seen him in a few movies;. He was in Raiders of the Lost Ark too.

    • @tomahzo
      @tomahzo 2 года назад

      @@Emmyschannel806 Indeed! He comes from a great family of actors too. His great-great-great-great-great-great-great-great...-great-great-GRANDfather played the fly in the original "The Fly" from 1958 :).

  • @ohboy9077
    @ohboy9077 Месяц назад

    TANGLEWOOD? TERRY!

  • @samwallaceart288
    @samwallaceart288 2 года назад

    The music is perfect for this