Acolyte Episode 7 confuses Qui Gon

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  • @CharlieHopkinson
    @CharlieHopkinson  27 дней назад +197

    It wasn’t what I was hoping for.
    Thanks for supporting us on patreon, 10 episodes of clone wars (2 free): www.patreon.com/CharlieHopkinson

    • @user-jg5ie8rc1s
      @user-jg5ie8rc1s 27 дней назад +5

      I found that when I read Great Expectations by Charles Dickens. This series has had its ups and downs, but overall I still think it's been quite good.

    • @Matisaro
      @Matisaro 27 дней назад +14

      Great joke about reusing material from a slightly different angle. Loved it. Subtle.

    • @Matisaro
      @Matisaro 27 дней назад +6

      I loved that joke you put in there about reusing material from a little bit different view. Loved how under the radar it was.

    • @SamLanena
      @SamLanena 27 дней назад +2

      Saves on cam
      Spectacularly well timed cut off on the outside angle, mate 🤣

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 27 дней назад +2

      I had to rewind this multiple times because I kept missing jokes while I was still laughing from before.

  • @chickenporkadob0
    @chickenporkadob0 27 дней назад +1573

    that camera angle joke is hilarious

    • @WilliamHarper5959
      @WilliamHarper5959 27 дней назад +73

      That camera angle joke was quite humorous

    • @karenstarr
      @karenstarr 27 дней назад +11

      It was the first time. Then they ruined it by doing it over and over.

    • @shauncorr7205
      @shauncorr7205 27 дней назад +55

      I thought it would get old but laughed every time 🤣

    • @graduatestev
      @graduatestev 27 дней назад +91

      @@karenstarr That was the joke, they reused the joke several times but from different camera angles like the show reused the same scenes from different angles.

    • @TupZZ-fe1gp
      @TupZZ-fe1gp 27 дней назад +24

      that camera angle joke is hilarious

  • @user-jg5ie8rc1s
    @user-jg5ie8rc1s 27 дней назад +1062

    Snack companies are missing a trick not sponsoring Qui Gon on RUclips.

    • @davecrawley4634
      @davecrawley4634 27 дней назад +14

      I’m waiting for Huel to step in.

    • @u64770
      @u64770 27 дней назад +11

      He is clearly eatting Pringles😂😂😂

    • @__TK___
      @__TK___ 27 дней назад +9

      Wouldn’t really work because Qui can only advertise for ghost people snacks and not for meat people snacks

    • @voraxe3032
      @voraxe3032 27 дней назад +15

      How many snacks died to feed his addiction

    • @KAYSEAmusic
      @KAYSEAmusic 27 дней назад +11

      honestly thats so genius, hope charlie sees this because thats like the perfect segway into sponsors

  • @Mark_Williams.
    @Mark_Williams. 27 дней назад +221

    "Wanting a home cooked meal and a shower is a perfectly fine reason for killing 50 witches" ☠

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 25 дней назад +4

      That's what they said at Salem too!

    • @monad_tcp
      @monad_tcp 25 дней назад +5

      @@carlsiouxfalls based on the degeneracy of modern times, that's starting to seem justifiable the more "progress" we get.

    • @RhysCallinan-hf7qx
      @RhysCallinan-hf7qx 22 дня назад +1

      Considering they had a ship that could be used for the cooking part and even the showers part, it is odd that would be the case. Maybe it's grandma's special meals that no one could replicate?

    • @tavernburner3066
      @tavernburner3066 18 дней назад

      Did it on aesthetic order The dude's basically are going that he's tired of sleeping in a s***** bed so we can go and sleep in his other s***** bed.

    • @T0mm3n
      @T0mm3n 14 дней назад

      Hear hear

  • @dawnsrayz
    @dawnsrayz 27 дней назад +109

    Disney + : “Hey, wanna watch the Acolyte?”
    “No. I don’t wanna watch the Acolyte. I wanna go home and rethink my life.” - Torbin

  • @toddsavetodd736
    @toddsavetodd736 27 дней назад +277

    Honestly Anakin is peaking with his humor atm, also he's looking clean AF.

    • @coolcat23
      @coolcat23 27 дней назад +40

      He remembered that he destroyed the death star, which boosted his confidence in himself.

    • @aleccampbell7707
      @aleccampbell7707 27 дней назад +1

      Himbo Anakin is his generations himbo Yord

    • @Fang.1
      @Fang.1 27 дней назад

      The man is transforming before our eyes. His brain is returning to normal after being unalived for a while. The power of Bacta!!!

    • @theemonemo2826
      @theemonemo2826 26 дней назад +8

      Yeah cause Qui Gon convinced Obi Wan to go easy on the drugs in Anakin's ham

    • @didimean
      @didimean 26 дней назад +3

      Yeah I'm loving his development... but I love that "newborn" Anakin so damn much.

  • @8bitSpartan141
    @8bitSpartan141 27 дней назад +558

    That group of witches just flopping over dead looked like something out of monty python

    • @Ruylopez778
      @Ruylopez778 27 дней назад

      She's a witch!

    • @danimal118
      @danimal118 27 дней назад

      It's what will happen when Trump wins in 2024.

    • @CalebePriester
      @CalebePriester 27 дней назад +55

      Nah, Monty Python had soul.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 27 дней назад +24

      So are they supposed to be dead? Like I was hoping that would be clarified but it just...wasn't. As far as I could tell they just fainted and so Mae DID actually kill them all herself with the fire. Why would shoving them out of the Wookie's head kill them all?

    • @Jiraiyashouse666
      @Jiraiyashouse666 27 дней назад +43

      ​@@Blisterdude123 the schills explained it as their brains got scrambled by not being disconnected properly. I guess they have to undergo a sim card removal process.

  • @pr0l0gue
    @pr0l0gue 27 дней назад +266

    They really did all that to control one Wookiee and literally died from getting kicked off the server. Honestly better off dead, that was a mercy kill

    • @ctakitimu
      @ctakitimu 27 дней назад +52

      Nah, Trinity just unplugged them all from The Matrix

    • @terpgirl5
      @terpgirl5 26 дней назад

      "Kicked off the server." 😂😂 love it! 👍

    • @jsbcody
      @jsbcody 24 дня назад +6

      Force Bluetooth Connection Severing is extremely dangerous and should only be attempted by professionals.

    • @ericshaunfield9304
      @ericshaunfield9304 22 дня назад +1

      KIK 3-52 PLS
      Ok
      GG

  • @Blubbermage
    @Blubbermage 27 дней назад +312

    "I was going to let her go"
    Yeah maybe say that instead of turning into a spooky black mist thing

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 27 дней назад +76

      Maybe say that before your coven of evil dark side child brainwashing wishes constantly provoke, escalate, and lash out aggressively toward a small group of entirely reasonable, diplomatic, and confused Jedi. Maybe open with 'hey, you can take the kid', rather than twisting the screws loose from the brain of the youngest Jedi, leading to his volatile overreaction in wanting to leave the planet and sparking a conflict for no reason.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 27 дней назад

      Right

    • @TheManofThings777
      @TheManofThings777 27 дней назад +54

      Average Acolyyte defender be like: "no, you see, she was actually being extremely reasonable and it's the jedi's fault for interpreting the innocent act of becoming a dark demonic mist as an aggressive action. this is a very complex show, guys."

    • @ppsarrakis
      @ppsarrakis 27 дней назад +10

      This episode was the best of the series just for the wookie fight but that part was stupid as hell, just what was she trying to do exactly stupid death eater wannabe witches

    • @sirjame5591
      @sirjame5591 27 дней назад +2

      Nah the episode was shit but the fight was cool
      ​@ppsarrakis

  • @Ruylopez778
    @Ruylopez778 27 дней назад +502

    For over a thousand generations, the Jedi Knights were -the guardians of- picking grass.

    • @Thrainite
      @Thrainite 27 дней назад +23

      Imagine sending Delta Force or the SAS to pick grass in Sri Lanka for 6 months. I can't help but think the show is dumb or they picked the worst Jedi of the Order to do the most menial tasks as a way to keep them out of trouble. Low and behold they still somehow massacred a lesbian space witch amoeba commune that settled on an abandoned planet. lol. Obviously the show is horrible, but I still think, when looked at in aggregate, it's a satire. The show writers didn't intend it, but that's what it is.

    • @pickchickens5286
      @pickchickens5286 27 дней назад +6

      Odin: are you Sol the guardian of peace or guardian of picking grass?

    • @kansairobot2015
      @kansairobot2015 27 дней назад +1

      @@Thrainite Nah. This show is fine and even entertainin!. But your take on it is even better! You should have been the director or the producer or something!

    • @name-vi6fs
      @name-vi6fs 27 дней назад +1

      Maybe the first vergence was a tiny bug or a tiny metal man, hence the metal detector.

    • @Thrainite
      @Thrainite 27 дней назад +6

      @@kansairobot2015 When I was in the military we were bored and talked about the resurrection story in the bible. My homie went on a hilarious rant that the legionnaires sent to guard Jesus were obviously the screw ups because he sent them to guard a dead body. They still fell asleep on guard duty and awoke to find the thing they were guarding was up and gone. lol

  • @dance8703
    @dance8703 27 дней назад +518

    Anakin: "A lot of people want a lot of things, before they know what these things really are." Epic wisdom here

    • @SandraOrtmann1976
      @SandraOrtmann1976 27 дней назад +31

      That is why HE is the Chosen One. Not some random twins.

    • @minnumseerrund
      @minnumseerrund 27 дней назад +9

      time for your happy-ham, Ani

    • @John_Locke_108
      @John_Locke_108 27 дней назад +11

      Iove how alternates beteen being really wise and also being the dumbest person in the room. It's like when Beavis would randomly start making sense and say something normal.

    • @byronmontgomeryjr.
      @byronmontgomeryjr. 27 дней назад

      @@John_Locke_108like just when Majin Buu defined existence to Vegeta just before the explosion. #TFS
      ruclips.net/video/FRqkmNW5Mtg/видео.htmlsi=e19g74Necg7PZrxC

    • @nikosantos1172
      @nikosantos1172 27 дней назад

      If you're brain damaged 😂

  • @DoodsUnited
    @DoodsUnited 27 дней назад +347

    Mitigating circumstances mind control witches is a great excuse for anything 😂

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 27 дней назад +16

      They must have mind-controlled the scriptwriters too.

    • @goldenageofdinosaurs7192
      @goldenageofdinosaurs7192 27 дней назад +5

      I’m gonna try it the next time I get in trouble!

    • @gravtycat9741
      @gravtycat9741 26 дней назад +2

      @@Lobsterwithinternet I'm pretty sure they stabbed those too. Now its just the wookie that's left

    • @LadyBeyondTheWall
      @LadyBeyondTheWall 24 дня назад +2

      @@Lobsterwithinternet Some of the viewers may have been mind-controlled as well, lol, since I've seen people say this is the best show they've ever seen, it's their favorite thing and that it's comparable to stuff like Star Trek TNG. I mean.. what??

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 23 дня назад

      @@gravtycat9741 No way, the Wookie would have been able to write a story.

  • @weareharbinger914
    @weareharbinger914 27 дней назад +366

    "Seems the power of many is the power of crap."
    Accurate.
    They all died because they used a really stupid and risky ability.
    You have to love that the cover up is just...what happened.

    • @jessemcguire2725
      @jessemcguire2725 27 дней назад +53

      I love how the "lie" is actually the truth, but for the sake of the show it will continue to be a lie

    • @twycross3450
      @twycross3450 27 дней назад +32

      It's a lie by omission. Yes it's true that Mae started a fire that went out of control, but they don't mention the fact that much of the chaos and death happened because of the Jedi's involvement, specifically Torbin and Sol breaking in and starting shit. Without them, the Witches would have probably been able to get the fire under control and everything would have been fine, or they would have at least been able to evacuate without any loss of life.

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 27 дней назад +61

      ​​​@@twycross3450 It all happened because of witches. Jedi didn't "break in" to "kidnap" children, thet wanted to clarify things, instead those witches escalated situation, attacked, mindtricked several Jedi, incited a vulnerable angry kid to start the fire... It's their fault. Neither Sol nor Indara would have resorted to killing hadn't they been attacked over and over again by those witches

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 27 дней назад +5

      ​@@jessemcguire2725Lmao right😅

    • @nutmegriot209
      @nutmegriot209 27 дней назад +17

      both sides screwed up. mother koril instigated. the jedi were impatient. sol was driven by fear & too eager for a padawan

  • @nonya1366
    @nonya1366 27 дней назад +87

    Let's be fair.
    If you put me out into the forest for seven weeks after tasting dexter's slop.
    I'd turn to the darkside to get back there, it's some fine slop.

  • @daviddehass6877
    @daviddehass6877 27 дней назад +128

    Well, next time the space witches won't make their castle out of flammable rocks.

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy 27 дней назад +8

      well it's not a castle. it's an old mining facility that they moved into. The fire set off the gas pockets

    • @daviddehass6877
      @daviddehass6877 27 дней назад +5

      @@Kekkersboy lol, you can see the fires moving up the walls, etc. And yes, it's not a castle, but considering they are witches and this is Disney, it seemed appropriate. :)

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy 27 дней назад +7

      @@daviddehass6877 oh sure. It's a bit " castle like " But it being a mining facility an abandoned one at that explains why the fire could spread so easy

    • @darthwiizius
      @darthwiizius 27 дней назад +10

      That's what happens when you mistake anthracite for granite, the power of the Force is clearly not a path to understanding geology and engineering practices.

    • @briscocreighton3376
      @briscocreighton3376 27 дней назад +2

      @@Kekkersboy A mine would have ventilation shafts that the witches would need to operate and maintain.

  • @Expialidocious46545
    @Expialidocious46545 27 дней назад +175

    Omg the different camera angles had me laughing so hard! I love watching the reactions of these three.

    • @aleccampbell7707
      @aleccampbell7707 27 дней назад +1

      For their next padding trick 4 different angles of the same scene in BLACK AND WHITE

    • @hgriff14
      @hgriff14 27 дней назад +1

      next episode is just going to be in spanish 😂

    • @Jedi_James
      @Jedi_James 27 дней назад

      Right!? 😂

  • @frankvandorp9732
    @frankvandorp9732 27 дней назад +187

    I just like how they apparently have been working on that planet for weeks, but the jedi start explaining to Torbin what they're doing there as if he wouldn't already know, and this is the first time they bother telling him.
    No wonder the guy is so fed up with them.

    • @Blisterdude123
      @Blisterdude123 27 дней назад +44

      Using metal detectors to find the Force or something.
      idk guys, if you're Jedi Masters and you don't know how to find the Force yet, I'm not sure what to tell you, maybe Jedi Order isn't your calling.

    • @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852
      @thedeadpoolwhochuckles.6852 27 дней назад +13

      ​@@Blisterdude123 this was clearly the short bus Jedis.

    • @francescoserafini5328
      @francescoserafini5328 27 дней назад +29

      Also, in 7 weeks they were unable to spot the massive fortress on top of the mountain.

    • @BadBrucey
      @BadBrucey 27 дней назад +12

      🤣🤣🤣
      Sol: "We are looking for a vergence."
      Torbin: "I've been scanning for 7 weeks and you're just telling me this NOW????" 😠

    • @ObservingProcrastinator
      @ObservingProcrastinator 27 дней назад +4

      ​@@francescoserafini5328 To be fair, it's an entire planet. Though at the same time, if they were in that general area for a while....but once again, it's an entire planet

  • @t-hatguy
    @t-hatguy 27 дней назад +197

    "If a vergence in the force makes a planet thrive... Why was tatooine such a desolate wasteland?"
    "Tatooine was thriving!"
    I died 😂

    • @taddad2641
      @taddad2641 27 дней назад +14

      Well i mean, it sorta was to a degree. you can't make a jungle magically appear in sand, but sitll.

    • @ianstopher9111
      @ianstopher9111 26 дней назад +11

      The problem is sand is coarse and gets everywhere

    • @artnull13
      @artnull13 26 дней назад +5

      Thriving gambling culture…

    • @user-ll6zn3xv9v
      @user-ll6zn3xv9v 25 дней назад

      True

  • @simonjackson1571
    @simonjackson1571 27 дней назад +106

    Seriously, the best thing about The Acolyte is watching these videos afterwards.

    • @ianstopher9111
      @ianstopher9111 26 дней назад +4

      You just admitted you watch The Acolyte

    • @kevinchestnut3034
      @kevinchestnut3034 26 дней назад

      Agreed

    • @gediminasmorkys3589
      @gediminasmorkys3589 26 дней назад +9

      What do you mean by afterwards :) this is how I watch the Acolyte.

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 25 дней назад +4

      As someone who doesn't watch the show, Charlie's series is more than enough.

    • @ch4osaeternum74
      @ch4osaeternum74 19 дней назад +1

      Yeah I will never watch anything that Disney touches without commentary from these Heroes xD

  • @tommy516
    @tommy516 27 дней назад +98

    Besides the one girl badly yelling fire fire, the witches dying was the funniest part of the show

    • @HEABtheOrdinary
      @HEABtheOrdinary 25 дней назад +2

      😂 It really was. I hate to admit this about one of my favorite franchises, but watching this show is all about the laughs now.

  • @niki_mafioso39
    @niki_mafioso39 27 дней назад +157

    Mentioning Xanatos is some deeper EU lore right here. I tip my hat to you

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 27 дней назад +10

      Yeah, or he's talking about the one from the show Gargoyles.
      That guy makes Palpatine look like an amateur.

    • @JadusMoltriel
      @JadusMoltriel 27 дней назад +15

      No, he's definitely referring to his Padawan in Legends that turned to the Dark Side. The whole conversation was about Qui Gon's padawans. I used to love the name Xanatos. I can't remember exactly what happened in that book, but I do remember Qui Gon saved the name by telekentically molding a ring back together, which got him and Obi Wan out of some trap and he helped heal Xanatos of his anger.
      It's been over two decades since I read it though, so I could have the details a little off.

    • @JadusMoltriel
      @JadusMoltriel 27 дней назад +3

      Qui Gon saved the day*. Not name. That was a typo. Dunno why day turned into "name", lol.

    • @Lobsterwithinternet
      @Lobsterwithinternet 27 дней назад +2

      @@JadusMoltriel 😏 Sarchasm must have also been erased from the Jedi archives.

    • @Maedok21
      @Maedok21 27 дней назад +8

      Star Wars Jedi Apprentice books! These came out while I was a kid. Xanatos did have a red lightsaber later on.

  • @zomboekiller
    @zomboekiller 27 дней назад +38

    This skit is better written, than the entirety of the acolyte

  • @invaderIRK1
    @invaderIRK1 22 дня назад +4

    “She said it like that was a lie, but that’s what happened” is exactly what I thought when I watched that scene

  • @Poisedanubis85
    @Poisedanubis85 27 дней назад +42

    Camera angle joke brilliant.

  • @Ruylopez778
    @Ruylopez778 27 дней назад +57

    Bazil Tenebrous - A Star Wars Story (2026)

  • @harleyman871
    @harleyman871 27 дней назад +58

    Anakin - "not so great as the old fire department" LOL

  • @xaviercomas2424
    @xaviercomas2424 27 дней назад +15

    my favorite gag is Obi doing references from other movies and then saying where the reference is from when nobody laughs or even acknowledges him

    • @carlsiouxfalls
      @carlsiouxfalls 25 дней назад

      Right? If you get the reference you don't need to be told what it was, and if you don't you probably aren't going to take the time to look it up just to maybe understand and appreciate it.

  • @KAYSEAmusic
    @KAYSEAmusic 27 дней назад +55

    "big M-count energy" got me cacklingg

    • @jackrasmussen5345
      @jackrasmussen5345 19 дней назад

      Came here to say the exact same thing, I was guffawing.

  • @purgejmi
    @purgejmi 27 дней назад +41

    8:57 accident or not, she did say she was gonna kill her sister to prevent her from leaving 20 seconds before burning her sister's book and then acting surprised and dropping the oil lighter thing causing a chain reaction that climbed up the wall and started an electrical fire that caused a chain reaction that ended up causing the whole power system in the fortress to burn and explode.

    • @JohnDoe-vm5rb
      @JohnDoe-vm5rb 27 дней назад +4

      Who'd have thought a fortress would be made of anthracite

    • @tygariont7594
      @tygariont7594 25 дней назад

      Yea i mean what did she think would happen with that fire?😂 this story is just tooo bad man! These reaction video is the only reason I watch it

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 25 дней назад

      @@tygariont7594 Yeah I was so sure that after episode 3 it would reveal the Jedi did the fire, the Jedi murdered the cult & the Jedi took evil actions. None of that happened.
      I'm genuinely confused if the writers think that coming away from this episode I'm supposed to blame the Jedi? Because I don't.
      If I was a Jedi Master reading this mission report & it described everything that happened my only comments would be:
      Torbin: Maybe you need to get counselling for when you're away from home, you seemed abit too uneasy & you went crazy for a minute there saying you were going to kidnap those children.
      Sol: You possibly care abit too much about innocent children.You met that girl for like 10 minutes & seemed to have formed a really emotional bond. Keep that in check buddy. I have no further advice, great work killing that smoke demon by the way.
      Trinity: You seem really dismissive of your Padewan when he was tortured. Don't let that happen again or if it does treat it the same way as if they started force choking you.
      Kel-Naka: I think we need to get you a Magneto helmet to stop mind invasion but otherwise seems like you didn't do anything wrong buddy. I hope you don't feel any guilt for this.
      All in all team I think you had a pretty successful mission. Shame the other child died but from what Sol sensed it seems like she might have already been corrupted by the dark side if she tried to burn her sister to death. Wiping out that evil lesbian communist space witch cult seems like a net positive for the galaxy, you all get gold stars. Obviously in the future I'd recommend scanning the planet for life before spending 7 weeks studying moss but I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, if you like spending that long away from the Jedi temple then you guys do you.

  • @S-T-E-V-E
    @S-T-E-V-E 27 дней назад +85

    'It's not all Lightsabre fights and Chosen Ones' had me creased! 😂👌

    • @aleccampbell7707
      @aleccampbell7707 27 дней назад +4

      Mundane series about the lower Jedi working like The Office would be a MUCH better series v this one

  • @medalion1390
    @medalion1390 26 дней назад +11

    “Are they dead??”
    It’s like the Trade Federation droid army, once you take out the control ship they all die 😂

  • @AlexisLopez-pb8ms
    @AlexisLopez-pb8ms 27 дней назад +22

    Yes, the power of many is like a bumble bee USB stick. That is how much sense this show makes.😂😂

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 27 дней назад +14

    "i was going to let osha go" if only i had said that from the beginning instead of all of us threatening you

    • @Cityweaver
      @Cityweaver 6 дней назад

      She literally listed off every reason she wouldn't do it, and then says "I wuz gonna do it" as her dying words. Most passive-aggressive play I've ever seen in my life.

  • @Stoney-hm2gy
    @Stoney-hm2gy 27 дней назад +67

    “You’re life wasn’t a movie, mine was” I’m dying

  • @MatchstickDaddy
    @MatchstickDaddy 27 дней назад +346

    Charlie single-handedly making entire Disney Star Wars shows actually watchable

    • @nefariouslugnut
      @nefariouslugnut 27 дней назад +14

      I wouldn’t go that far

    • @StitchedupBear
      @StitchedupBear 27 дней назад +12

      At least making it mildly amusing.

    • @viktoriyaserebryakov2755
      @viktoriyaserebryakov2755 27 дней назад +5

      Seems like even he doesn't know how to make it make sense anymore.

    • @ProudPapaJD
      @ProudPapaJD 27 дней назад +10

      But only on Charlie’s videos! I’m not even watching the acolyte but I’m watching Charlie’s camera angles!

    • @anonymousscience4095
      @anonymousscience4095 27 дней назад +1

      Unlike the perfect pre-Disney Star Wars shows. Droids, Ewoks, Caravan of Courage, Battle for Endor and Star Wars: The Holiday Special... peak Star Wars!

  • @robrobinson4688
    @robrobinson4688 27 дней назад +86

    Anakin sounds more lucid in this video.

    • @MrScrofulous
      @MrScrofulous 27 дней назад +10

      Not enough weed in the galaxy to keep him stoned during this ordure.

    • @levivansnick6672
      @levivansnick6672 27 дней назад +3

      Obi wan stopped dosing him with force morphine clearly evil anakin being made with the other arm changed his opinion bout dosing him lol

    • @riktheyellowmonkey
      @riktheyellowmonkey 27 дней назад +6

      Clearly he's not had enough ham..

    • @CalebePriester
      @CalebePriester 27 дней назад +3

      He has built a tolerance for it. Now he will have to resort to heavier drugs like cocaine.

    • @zulemarodriguez9680
      @zulemarodriguez9680 27 дней назад

      😅🤣

  • @alphgeek
    @alphgeek 27 дней назад +20

    The old double down knuckle down, works every time.

  • @DarthB1ggles
    @DarthB1ggles 27 дней назад +32

    This really is the only way to watch this show

    • @cliftonfurney5083
      @cliftonfurney5083 23 дня назад +1

      Imagine scissoring witches being relevant in the age of warp drives and plasma swords lol

  • @alexschmeling2655
    @alexschmeling2655 27 дней назад +15

    That angry dad look from qui when anakin quotes sidious 😂

  • @buskergirl
    @buskergirl 27 дней назад +25

    None of their gadgets picked up that there is a huge fortress there, with 50+ life forms in it?

    • @CoalitionStopmotion
      @CoalitionStopmotion 27 дней назад +8

      The power of many blocks their heat signatures or something, I don’t know

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 25 дней назад +4

      Shhh.. don't point out the awful writing. The Disney shills will hear you & use their most powerful weapon - "Stop ruining it, it's just a show about space wizards intended for children"

    • @mb0nita
      @mb0nita 22 дня назад

      It was the stone age according to qui lol

  • @WelshRaptor367
    @WelshRaptor367 27 дней назад +37

    It confused me too. I had to check I wasn't watching episode 3 again by mistake

  • @healsallwounds
    @healsallwounds 27 дней назад +91

    Based on those earlier “everyone must be sacrificed” comments from Mae and the fact that it looked like Osha was being disintegrated, Sol clearly thought that the head witch was going to kill Osha when she turned into the dark Force cloud.
    No, it doesn’t make a lot of sense. Nothing in this series makes a lot of sense. It’s a mess of contrivances masquerading as a plot.

    • @DrHundTF2
      @DrHundTF2 27 дней назад +9

      watching this without having seen the series and I must say...
      I have.. absolutely no idea what you're talking about

    • @healsallwounds
      @healsallwounds 27 дней назад +21

      @@DrHundTF2I barely know what I’m talking about. This show is a mess.

    • @AmyScott-oz5cq
      @AmyScott-oz5cq 27 дней назад +2

      Oh, that explains it! ...a bit?

    • @renatonovis
      @renatonovis 25 дней назад +8

      yeah, and it's not something he should feel guilty about either, lady turns into the shadow demon from GOT and starts to thanos snap a little girl what was bro supposed to do?

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 25 дней назад +13

      I'm genuinely confused if the writers think that coming away from this episode I'm supposed to blame the Jedi? Because I don't.
      If I was a Jedi Master reading this mission report & it described everything that happened my only comments would be:
      Torbin: Maybe you need to get counselling for when you're away from home, you seemed abit too uneasy & you went crazy for a minute there saying you were going to kidnap those children.
      Sol: You possibly care abit too much about innocent children.You met that girl for like 10 minutes & seemed to have formed a really emotional bond. Keep that in check buddy. I have no further advice, great work killing that smoke demon by the way.
      Trinity: You seem really dismissive of your Padewan when he was tortured. Don't let that happen again or if it does treat it the same way as if they started force choking you.
      Kel-Naka: I think we need to get you a Magneto helmet to stop mind invasion but otherwise seems like you didn't do anything wrong buddy. I hope you don't feel any guilt for this.
      All in all team I think you had a pretty successful mission. Shame the other child died but from what Sol sensed it seems like she might have already been corrupted by the dark side if she tried to burn her sister to death. Wiping out that evil lesbian communist space witch cult seems like a net positive for the galaxy, you all get gold stars. Obviously in the future I'd recommend scanning the planet for life before spending 7 weeks studying moss but I'm not gonna tell you how to do your job, if you like spending that long away from the Jedi temple then you guys do you.

  • @Ruylopez778
    @Ruylopez778 27 дней назад +36

    I feel like there's a significant lack of stabbing action to satisfy Ghost Qui. There'd better be a whole lot of stabbing in the finale.

  • @francescoserafini5328
    @francescoserafini5328 27 дней назад +123

    Sometimes I am glad the Acolyte is written so bad that provides excellent material for this

    • @Chayray
      @Chayray 26 дней назад +3

      He makes videos like this for all the star wars stuff and it's all funny

    • @user-ll6zn3xv9v
      @user-ll6zn3xv9v 25 дней назад +1

      Not that bad. Not sure why you are here.

    • @blizzyblob
      @blizzyblob 25 дней назад +5

      @@user-ll6zn3xv9v if you think this is well written or acted as a star wars backed series you are literally hopeless on anything media related

    • @francescoserafini5328
      @francescoserafini5328 25 дней назад +2

      @@user-ll6zn3xv9v no it's not that bad, is straight up horrible

    • @HEABtheOrdinary
      @HEABtheOrdinary 25 дней назад +2

      @@blizzyblob There's good acting, but the writing is god awful. Sol and Qimir are good examples of good acting, but that's vastly different from what you can truly achieve given your script. Osha/Mae on the other hand... The acting is extremely bad. So is Yord and the white dude that came with Vernestra to "investigate". I will give credit where it's due, but you have to distinguish between writing and acting. As bad as the writing is, Sol and Qimir did well as far as their script would let them.
      All in all, I just watch the show for laughs at this point. I also watch it from a different source rather than spending money on Disney+ as they don't deserve the money/viewership.

  • @byronmontgomeryjr.
    @byronmontgomeryjr. 27 дней назад +11

    “No matter how much you want Dexter’s slop you can’t let it control you!”😂😂😂😂

  • @DugdoesDigging
    @DugdoesDigging 27 дней назад +13

    The witches dying of cringe is too funny

  • @chrisfraser5088
    @chrisfraser5088 27 дней назад +13

    That Xanatos shout out. That’s a deep cut right there 👍 appreciated.

  • @rachelcheung2247
    @rachelcheung2247 27 дней назад +26

    I was more excited for the reaction of Qui Gon than the actual series itself

  • @catbert2412
    @catbert2412 27 дней назад +9

    amazing how easily the power of many is defeated by the power of 1

  • @bigyoshi5170
    @bigyoshi5170 27 дней назад +109

    This episode was hilarious, so Mae didn’t become Michael Myers at first. She just did a big whoopsie which could’ve burned her sister alive, THEN after all that she became Michael Myers.

    • @bridget7539
      @bridget7539 27 дней назад +13

      After the Jedi murdered her family, tossed her in a pit, and took her sister. Sixteen years later she went on her mission of revenge but I can see why she was annoyed

    • @yevgeniyaleshchenko849
      @yevgeniyaleshchenko849 27 дней назад +27

      ​​​@@bridget7539She wasn't tossed, she didn't want to come. Jedi didn't just take her sister, Osha chose it. Sol killed her mother, true, but Indara killed them in self-defence essentially. Mae did start the fire though (and not as the revenge for that but for sociopathic reasons) after being agitated by one of her mothers. The coven aggravated situation for no purpose, noone was "kidnapping" their children.

    • @bridget7539
      @bridget7539 27 дней назад +7

      ​@yevgeniyaleshchenko849 they literally conspired to scapegoat her for the whole thing in order to cover for Sol

    • @ian-flanagan
      @ian-flanagan 27 дней назад +22

      @@bridget7539It’s pointless debating in-story details when the writer simply wants to make the Jedi look bad. The whole thing just feels inauthentic to me. Apart from this channel, I’m completely out of SW now 😕

    • @Ruylopez778
      @Ruylopez778 27 дней назад +6

      @@bridget7539 But Mae is never going to know or care the Jedi scapegoated her. That's not a motivation.

  • @robrift
    @robrift 27 дней назад +6

    So 100 years before the Clone Wars there must have been some sort of disease that only affects Jedis in their cognitive abilities😂

  • @MattMeadowsDesigns
    @MattMeadowsDesigns 27 дней назад +17

    Loved the camera angle gag!!🤣

  • @AuntieL_ATL
    @AuntieL_ATL 27 дней назад +7

    I now want two t-shirts - "Padawan Player" and "Big M Count Energy". 🤣

  • @michaeldamico3000
    @michaeldamico3000 27 дней назад +5

    "I think i heard a Bazil Tenninburs in the background tinkering around a mediclurin fertility clinic...that sound is unmistakable" 😂😂😂😂😂😂

  • @445588997
    @445588997 27 дней назад +29

    Tbh, as a non-native speaker, when Sol first speak about a vergence, I thought he was looking for a "virgin". I was like "what? They're looking for Jesus 's mom?"

    • @whatduck943
      @whatduck943 27 дней назад +3

      I thought it was just me!!!
      I kept wondering what virgins had to do with star wars. 😂😂

    • @ked49
      @ked49 27 дней назад

      @@whatduck943you have ani’s mom and half the Jedi

    • @Riplee86
      @Riplee86 26 дней назад +1

      As a native english speaker...I too thought they said "virgin". Vergence is not a word that gets thrown around a lot.

    • @wimpymcsteel4458
      @wimpymcsteel4458 23 дня назад

      @@whatduck943 When I heard that line, I thought we were headed in a completely different direction - lol.

  • @didimean
    @didimean 26 дней назад +1

    You roast the hell out of this series and I'm loving it lol. This has quickly become my go-to channel, no question. You are so talented man!

  • @Leviperlman
    @Leviperlman 27 дней назад +11

    This is the ONLY way to make the Acolyte entertaining! I have been waiting for episode 7 and now I see it just one hour after release! Thank you Charlie

  • @Sjeg84
    @Sjeg84 27 дней назад +13

    One of the best episodes yet? And that's a high bar!

  • @hugobranca
    @hugobranca 27 дней назад +18

    No pants Kenobi gets me every time

  • @mountbuckekreative4044
    @mountbuckekreative4044 27 дней назад +35

    According to the statements of Qui and Obi here, the Jedi are just like the life guards on baywatch.

  • @LuizBarrosPoa
    @LuizBarrosPoa 27 дней назад +5

    Who are those "virgins" Sol keeps mentioning? "Only virgins can create life?" Not all, Mary and Shmi maybe.

  • @jarnold420ja
    @jarnold420ja 27 дней назад +6

    They did get her mad like a guard dog! 😂

    • @kbrewers
      @kbrewers 27 дней назад +1

      ha, then told her to run away. i guess

    • @jarnold420ja
      @jarnold420ja 27 дней назад +2

      @@kbrewers so bizarre the writing

  • @fischerpawelski4712
    @fischerpawelski4712 18 дней назад +3

    I CANT WAIT FOR THE NEXT DEEPFAKE OF THE NEXT EPISODE WITH QUIGON ALWAYS SAYING Plagueis

  • @Gary_Nadeau
    @Gary_Nadeau 26 дней назад +2

    i laughed so much with those camera angles. 😂😂😂

  • @ReeseCraven
    @ReeseCraven 18 дней назад +2

    I’m so ready for the finale video. 😂 What a crazy ride this has been.

  • @michaelarenas9185
    @michaelarenas9185 27 дней назад +12

    " so this all happened because Torbin was sick of camping " the current stat of Star Wars Disney writing .

  • @HappyMSI1
    @HappyMSI1 27 дней назад +7

    Because of you, I can't wait for this show to drop another épisode !

  • @AHersheyHere
    @AHersheyHere 27 дней назад +9

    Space Witch: *makes furtive gestures in front of a space cop*
    Also Space Witch, after the Force escalates: “I was complying officer.”
    That’s some Force level gaslighting.

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy 27 дней назад

      To be fair Said space cop was 1: out of his jurisdiction 2:tresspassing without a warrant 3: it's literally the 3rd time he committed an illegal breaking and entering

    • @silver4831
      @silver4831 27 дней назад

      ​@@KekkersboyThey literally are dark side force users breeding powerful kids to defeat the jedi. Stop trying to make them seem like the good guys.

    • @alexanderfrederick-preece9770
      @alexanderfrederick-preece9770 26 дней назад +4

      ⁠@@Kekkersboy they were not out of their jurisdiction, the whole point of the Jedi reformist sect agreeing to the Ruusan reformations was they were given galaxy wide jurisdiction over force matters. Because of this he was investigating this definite force cult following reasonable suspicion and they did respond with assault ala mind control and attempted murder the second time.

    • @Kekkersboy
      @Kekkersboy 26 дней назад

      @@alexanderfrederick-preece9770 you gotta realize how wrong that is. The force is a part of all living things but we can come to you home and say you're doing it wrong

    • @alexanderfrederick-preece9770
      @alexanderfrederick-preece9770 26 дней назад +4

      @@Kekkersboy go take a look at all the atrocities and calamities caused or committed by force users, both light and dark throughout the millennia and then tell me again that there doesn’t need to be some sort of regulatory body looking out for similar issues. People compare the dark side of the force to a drug for good reasons, though they often forget that just as many are addicted to narcotics as there are to stimulants. The force amplifies what you put into it and if you don’t pay careful attention this causes issues no matter what side you use, this can be seen even in the base movies.

  • @pertinaxworld7452
    @pertinaxworld7452 27 дней назад +11

    I wouldn't mind an "Acolyte " season 2 only so I could watch it with these guys 😂

  • @kryptonite6991
    @kryptonite6991 27 дней назад +4

    The “It was not mitigating circumstances mind control witches, and you know it.” Had me LOL😂

  • @BollaBiff
    @BollaBiff 27 дней назад +32

    So Torbin chugged poison because he wanted to leave for Coruscant? What the frick, The Acolyte only has one good episode 😂😂

    • @ked49
      @ked49 27 дней назад +3

      His impatience killed 50

    • @silver4831
      @silver4831 27 дней назад +9

      ​@ked49 Hardly, they mind controlled someone then the psyco kid burned them to death.😅

    • @jlev1028
      @jlev1028 27 дней назад +9

      ​@@ked49The showrunners' incompetence did that themselves.

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 25 дней назад +1

      Yeah the episode with barely any dialogue which when you slow down is actually pretty bad whenever it's more than a 1v1.
      The writers for Disney Star Wars must all get the same induction on how to be awful.

  • @acevaptsarov8410
    @acevaptsarov8410 27 дней назад +5

    this has so much comedic gold... I'm speechless hahaha

  • @patdad12
    @patdad12 27 дней назад +3

    The camera angle shots got me every time !!

  • @kjmwale8328
    @kjmwale8328 27 дней назад +10

    The show might be crap, but the actor who plays Sol is honestly amazing. I really hope his reputation remains untouched and he goes on to bigger and better things cause this show does not deserve this man's acting ability 😌

    • @j4m3sii
      @j4m3sii 27 дней назад +3

      i think this was the first episode filmed because his english was AWFUL. couldn’t understand anything he said except for “virgins”

    • @kjmwale8328
      @kjmwale8328 27 дней назад +1

      @@j4m3sii Haha can't lie, it definitely got "better" as the series went on😂

    • @craigpoltenovage9148
      @craigpoltenovage9148 27 дней назад

      @@j4m3siiI don’t know if you know but he’s correctly saying Vergence. A very different word from Virgin.

    • @j4m3sii
      @j4m3sii 27 дней назад +1

      @@craigpoltenovage9148 can i get an autograph from you, captain obvious?

    • @craigpoltenovage9148
      @craigpoltenovage9148 27 дней назад

      @@j4m3sii No I have other fans to point out annoying grievances with.

  • @TheCatWatches
    @TheCatWatches 26 дней назад +3

    Next episode:
    - *cuts to somebody watching this video on a phone screen* -
    “Great way to pad out a series, just reusing half of what you filmed before from a slightly different camera angle.”
    “… Saves on camera film.”

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear 25 дней назад +2

    “Come on Sol, you’re getting your ass kicked”
    - Qui Gon Jin 2024
    This made my year 🤣

  • @pickchickens5286
    @pickchickens5286 27 дней назад +3

    vergence sounds like virgins, its funny to think that they are looking for virgins in the force

  • @Underrated_History1863
    @Underrated_History1863 27 дней назад +4

    A Xanatos reference?! That’s a solid deep cut. Nostalgia for the Jedi apprentice series hit hard when I heard that name!

  • @reacaoanimada9455
    @reacaoanimada9455 27 дней назад +4

    it is like Trinity pulled the plug in all those witches...

  • @oakenstake4948
    @oakenstake4948 27 дней назад +31

    Qui gon really said the power of many is like a USB stick I'm crying 😂

    • @chamuuemura5314
      @chamuuemura5314 27 дней назад +4

      A bumble bee USB light stick at that 🐝

    • @RadicalPrion
      @RadicalPrion 27 дней назад

      @@chamuuemura5314 USBee

  • @johnrodriguez5141
    @johnrodriguez5141 27 дней назад +3

    I love these so fucking much, cracks me up every time Anakin says Bazil Tenebrous lmfao.

  • @AsherTheAwesomeONE
    @AsherTheAwesomeONE 27 дней назад +3

    14:45 To be fair... Yoda could have force pulled Anakin and Obi-wan (weight of 300lbs?) from the rubble falling down onto them and continue faced off with Dooku.. but instead lifted up (800lbs - 3000lbs of rubble), letting Dooku escape with the death star plans.

    • @josephkerrigan733
      @josephkerrigan733 25 дней назад +2

      Slightly more justifiable in that case as you could just assume Yoda quickly grabbed the rubble & then didn't have enough "force power" to pull them out from underneath without letting go of the rubble which during that half a second would have squished Obi-Wan & Anakin.
      In this case if Sol lets go of both bridges he can totally grab the girls in the air. They weight significantly less than those bridges.

  • @Yoake3582
    @Yoake3582 26 дней назад +1

    Might be a bit sad but these videos are genuinely helping me through my depression. I don't really laugh all that much anymore, but these vids always get a good laugh out of me! 😂

  • @CarlWheatley-wi2cl
    @CarlWheatley-wi2cl 27 дней назад +22

    The Padowan Tommen obviously misses his cat, Sir Pounce from Game of Thrones. "I want to go home" just might be the most convincing piece of dialogue to date, no acting required. Tommen is very fond of his cat and seven weeks away is too long, especially for such a lovable furball that was Sir Pounce. Sir Pounce grows lonely without Tommen and that has been playing on his mind for almost two months. Great way to pad out a comment. Just use half of what you did before from a slightly different angle.

    • @mac_sour
      @mac_sour 27 дней назад

      saves on character limit.

  • @knives6683
    @knives6683 27 дней назад +4

    Thank god for Charlie. This is the only way I can watch the crud coming out of Disney.

  • @ericnhero1007
    @ericnhero1007 27 дней назад +5

    now no disney shill has the right to question Kenobi's advance aging from ros to new hope! 16 years and torbin aged like a Genz!

  • @GreaterGrievobeast55
    @GreaterGrievobeast55 26 дней назад +1

    3:20 i'm surprised Qui Gon's not more keen on sweep xanatos under the rug

  • @ked49
    @ked49 27 дней назад +2

    I love how me and ani are on the exact same wavelength. That was my list of suspects

  • @sandrosliske
    @sandrosliske 27 дней назад +3

    Enjoying the acolyte but looking forward to these even more.

  • @acsamuels3396
    @acsamuels3396 27 дней назад +4

    Qui gon’s power of many snacks! 😄

  • @ASoberBear
    @ASoberBear 25 дней назад +2

    I have not see a more justified light sabering by space cops since Walter Scott reached for that vibroblade under his floorboard space mini van.

  • @Jerrywood111
    @Jerrywood111 24 дня назад +1

    this show is such a trainwreck and you managed to turn it into pure gold. i love your stuff, thank you so much

  • @DJSockmonkeyMusic
    @DJSockmonkeyMusic 27 дней назад +5

    Outstanding work. Charlies camera work is definitely improving.

  • @maksuzbrojony8221
    @maksuzbrojony8221 27 дней назад +9

    Every "Great way to pad out a series, just reusing half of what you filmed before from a slightly different camera angle. Saves on camera film":
    3:55
    4:08
    6:28
    14:58
    16:35

    • @wimpymcsteel4458
      @wimpymcsteel4458 23 дня назад

      Great way to pad out the comments section. Just use half of the previous comment in the response...
      6:28
      14:58
      16:35

  • @bluetycoon7
    @bluetycoon7 27 дней назад +2

    I think I laughed out loud at this episode more than anything you've done yet.

  • @RyanBright-wg1yk
    @RyanBright-wg1yk 27 дней назад +1

    POV Torbin on his way to commit unspeakable war-crimes because he was mildly delayed in traffic....

  • @mxvega1097
    @mxvega1097 27 дней назад +12

    But what about THE HOLE? The freaking great hole that the darkside space witch smoke monsters gather at to throw ... things down?
    Or yodel. Play games with echoes. That kind of thing. Seriously, there's something going on with that hole.

    • @writingref
      @writingref 27 дней назад

      Yep. The witches were all expecting to die for the ascension
      Whatever that really is

    • @hoos3014
      @hoos3014 27 дней назад +2

      Next episode. That's probably where the vergence is.

    • @writingref
      @writingref 27 дней назад +2

      @@hoos3014 true - the dark side cave on dagobah was a vergence - and potentially the same with the one Rey ventures into on Actu

  • @mgunter
    @mgunter 27 дней назад +6

    I thought Qui-Gon would be elated that a lightsaber stab was fatal to a named character.

  • @SergioHernandez-le8wp
    @SergioHernandez-le8wp 23 дня назад +1

    "...I was gonna let Osha go.....after I killed you all a little"

  • @DahVoozel
    @DahVoozel 26 дней назад +1

    I am a little surprised that Qui Gon didn't sympathize with someone dying from the same injury that killed him.