Andrew Santino 3 | This Past Weekend w/ Theo Von
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- Опубликовано: 2 авг 2020
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Andrew Santino returns for his 3rd appearance on This Past Weekend.
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Be good to yourself, you deserve it.
bit.ly/theo-von
Wasn’t a big Santino fan but I really enjoyed this cast, especially the end. Truth bruh
@@yoAce3030 sorry to hear about you friend. Stay strong
Very interesting inducing!
Ahhh......ur aight.....ke saken el desgraciado!
Óooo poo ooooooooó poo óóóóo poo óo óooo oo opoónoooo poo óó poo óóoo poo óooóóóo oóó oo
Theo looks like a custodian who secretly does math problems posted in the hallway. Only it’s an elementary school and he gets the answers wrong.
Lmao
This might be the funniest thing I’ve ever read
😂🤣😂🤣
HAHAHAAAAA
sushimandaddi was my
These guys are like parents who got a night away from their kids, Brendan and Bobby are the kids.
5⁴t5 please disregard
As a huge fan of both podcasts, this is so spot on.
Accurate!
Yes!!!!!!
Alexis Bone Zone
"You ever been angry at a costume party? That's wrestling."
That had me rolling. My son loves wrestling so much. And that nailed it.
Lmao
Don't do that.
Just know if Theo starts a story with “There was this guy in our neighborhood that...” this guy is about to be a character.
Youngboy Never Gonna Not Have Money Again it’s also probably a lie lol
those are my all time favorite stories of his perhaps even of all comedy ever… I’m usually screaming 😂
And they’ve also probably at some point driven into an enbankment
Then followed by he has since then passed 😂
Or that the guy is dead
Thank you for being, Gang Gang!
How's little Andy?
👆👆👆👆👆
🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
@@juniors_mind Thank you all for being our Bad Friends.
Wus Poppin Mayne your mother and father are 🗑
Hey, why do you guys only have 200k subscribers?
"When you're at a restaurant and you get your food fast- THAT'S DRUGS"
😂🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣💀
I was getting chic fil a and I got confused 😂
This literally made me laugh out loud, because as a past restaurant worker, you know that shit is 💯 true! 🤣
So the least corrupt countries who held their citizens hostage for the shortest amount of time had the lowest Boogey Virus rates. Of course.... because people don’t get sick from germs, they get sick from being scared and upset about something that happened in their lives. Enter the worldwide FEAR CAMPAIGN. The Germ Theory was never actually proven to be 100% accurate, yet the trillion dollar medical industry is entirely based on that theory. What's the CAUSE of death in people with this "virus"? Does their brain explode? Does their heart stop beating? The CAUSE of death is still pneumonia. Pneumonia is not something you can "catch". It's a biological result of being "scared to death" of something which is exactly what the media has done to people dumb enough to watch them. You've heard the term "Worried sick". That's because your BRAIN causes you to become sick due to the stress it is perceiving! Why do you think young kids aren't getting the Boogey Virus? Because they aren't sitting in front of the news being scared to death because they're too young to understand a Fear Campaign. These pathetic "experts" just make shit it up to explain their narrative as they go. First they tell you kids bring home every illness from school because they're not "exposed" to enough things, then they say somehow they're immune to a Boogey Virus? Does anyone have common sense?! You don't show the symptoms of "disease" until you stop being panicked and afraid. These symptoms usually show up 1-2 weeks after you've relaxed and resolved the upsetting event. There's no such thing that some diseases you can "catch", but not all. It's not that complex! If you can't "catch" cancer, diabetes, MS, arthritis, etc., from other people, then you can't "catch" colds, flu and Boogey Viruses. So governments around the world are CAUSING fear frights in everyone based on an unproven THEORY by one man, Louis Pastaur, who redacted his claim of the germ theory on his death bed, yet no one listened. So of course, when everyone is allowed to escape the hostage situation the governments have put their people into, and they start relaxing about the Boogey Virus, that's not in any way transmissible, they will begin their healing phase (get sick), and believe they then have it, and more panic will ensue as well as martial law. The longer people allow this government to hold them hostage in their homes, the more severe the "sickness" will be. Can anyone put 2 and 2 together to figure out what I'm saying?? Western Medicine is pure fraud, and people's lives are destroyed because of it. There's no critical thinking anymore. People think they're educated because they've memorized the lies they've been told for 100 years.
Its hashbrowns first then eggs then hashbrowns and eggs repeat bro c'mon man that shit takes like 10 minutes eggs like 2 minutes tops.
I can't explain it but Santino understands how to bounce comedy back and forth with Theo better than anyone else, he's like the definition of "yes and" in improv
I would say yes but I just hate how he interrupts him nonstop tbh. But besides that yes. Of course. That’s why they’re one of my favorites
Ehh
It helps tha he is also insane.
Theo and Santino should make a podcast called The Ragin' and the Cajun
Daniel Penn that’s really clever😂
Ragin cajun
No more podcasts please
I’m feelin this for suuuuuuure!!!!!!!!💪🏼❤️
Why did this make me actually laugh out loud 😂
“I don’t wanna do drugs anymore. I just drink. And I took mushrooms this weekend” santino is a treasure lmao
lmao best
But they were chocolate.😇 I am going to try that line with my parole officer.
Rattle Kat lol yes they are. You are goofy bro, it changes the brain chemistry to get you high. That is what drugs do
Rattle Kat caffeine is a drug, yes good job
@Rattle Kat wtf
You ever been angry at a costume party? That’s Wrestling.
WARNING I am the unprettiest human YTer worldwide, but somehow I have TWO HOT RUclipsR girlfriends. Thanks for being a future subscryber, dear parod
I was in a huge house party brawl one Halloween that ended up with everybody fighting outside in the street. My friends were dressed as super heroes and the other crews there are just dressed as random shit. It was on a somewhat busy street so im sure people at the red light thought it was some WWE shit.
@@AxxLAfriku Teach me your ways, ugly one...
then that's not wrestling
Where have I heard this before
"If your order comes out quick bro, thats drugs!"
Lmao I work in a kitchen, can confirm.
Hell, even my pregnant manager at tgif was on drugs
I love seeing Theo have guests who understand, and can play off his humor
Honestly was not expecting this guest. Glad theo is at the level that he can have our beloved Mexican fighter Canelo on the pod. Corona has really hit him hard but he's still the best 🇲🇽
😂😂👌👌💯
Ya no more of that Mexican Beef.🐂
@@briang9386 glad you appreciate my goof
Canelo a steroid cheat and lost to GGG both times
Got a solid laugh from this! Well done
"Before they had doc martins.. nurse martins" hilarious. Theo's off the top throw a ways are gold
he's just copying Chip Chipperson
@@lazylion420 the person nobody has heard of ???
@@hunterthompson6295 do yourself a favor and google 'chip chipperson' and then have a good laugh at how wrong you are...
@@lazylion420 exactly i dont know who Chip chipperson is. Idc that its a Jim Norton character. Never heard of it
@@lazylion420 he is in no way copying that character. U delusional.
“He had doc martins before doc martins like nurse martins” 😂😂 Theo is so quick it’s amazing
Yeah theo could be a good free style rapper his brain wired the right and wrong way lol
It would definitely be premed martins... Nurses don't generally become doctors.
eagle eye yess I would love to see that
This podcast is like a Snake Oil Salesman and a Leprechaun trying to con each other
Andrew is the only LA comedian who can stay on Theo’s wavelength and even enrich it
Bobby Lee aswell
mads k.v. madsen lo mm
mill omMo
mads k.v. madsen moo Mo
Brendan Schaub
Theo gotta be that 3rd bad friend that "lives outta town" and comes and chills every once in a while
It needs to happen!
Nah Bad Friends is perfect the way it is. Lol
Theo looking like hes one paycheck away from buying his first jet ski
Maybe someone gifts him one.
“Half my friends are alleged racists” “emotional abuse... that’s like a step dad” Theo just bringing down the real
the CHEMISTRY!! santino is a great guest on any podcast!
Him and theo are really good together. They need to trade schlob out for santino.
@@bradsully6620 oooowwhh lol yeah I feels you , but he had grown on me and Theo too I imagine lol.
@PED GSP you need some cment enhancing drugs GSP, butt gangster duche.
@PED GSP why highlight chemistry . Typical over analysing . I'll pray for you to stop being s
So uptight Broski.
@PED GSP humour is entirely subjective, I like santino cos he makes me laugh (nothing to do with rogan). I was talking about chemistry cos you can tell they're great friends, they have good banter, and it's a lot better than some other guests who might come on and miss Theo's jokes or not really be able to engage
Rat King flying high with the Red Rocket.
🐀 👑 🚀
Praise God
Two of the best storytellers sitting down at the same table
Hmm
I Do not know
“Survived on gas station food for months “
Construction workers: first time?
Theo looks like if Bart Simpson was a real person.
When I see Santino , all I can think of is when he said "oh ya, I Rike-a da pancake" to Chin on TFATK
O Howard lmao. Classic.
@C R yessss!!
"We got syrup, not duck sauce over here boy!"
@@fefefoesho11 I showed it to some friends and they found it offensive. As the 1/2 Asian representative in the crew, I found it hilarious and I believe Chin did too.
You ever seen oil come out of one of these things, Chen?
@@thomasmitchell4128 " yurrr gohna get one on yurr chinny chin chin "
2:00. "Barndoor Shlooben". lmao. that's too much.
Benedict Scrumb
Santino always comes up with THE Best shitty version of peoples names
I geeked already
Burden Schlop
Bransom showler
We need a podcast between Theo, Santino and Bobby.
Epic trifecta.
“When I have a son I’ll hit him in the face if he calls me daddy”
HALEY Jester that was fucking hilarious 😂
Insert cliche daddy joke here
That's also wrestling
You're cute and you love podcasts ❤
Eric Chao ♥️❤️
Theo has the best podcast intro ! The song the vibe the energy you feel even before it starts !! Mans a winner and always has been
They should start putting big red X's on people in the background
🤣
Yes! I was just thinking something along those same lines!
like who!
We have enough of that.
Salvador Dalí nah he’s my favorite
Santino is one of the only people that can do effortless comedy like theo
Normand, Gillis and Dillon are up there as well
Cheeto Santino's one of the best podcasters at doing improv and he fits in with all the other comedy personalities. Whether he's on with Bobby or Theo or Segura, he always makes it funny and entertaining.
Santino's hair out here making him look like the priest's favourite choir boy.
Are you speaking from experience because you had a similar haircut when you were a choir boy that made you the priests favorite?
@@that1guy899 No, I'm his priest.
@@cymaratechoverdragon well he's just a little guy so I hope you take it easy on him!
Tallterboy
"have you ever been angry at a costume party, that's wrestling!
The way Theo stopped himself when talking about Brendan “Com…… podcasting”😂😂😂
What a wholesome podcast. I love these guys. Last 20 minutes were on point
When Andrew talks about drugs he gives off the vibe of a guy who has never done drugs, but has done research on erowid
Lmaoo, but shout outs to Erowid, drugs-forums, Bluelight tho.
I think he probably had some bad trips on LSD/Mushroom,s ..! *
"HAY GUIZ I DID A DRUG"
@@jaxx7138 erowid is like the new age buckups hell yeah.
Erowid :)
"if your order comes out quickly that's drugs" lmaoo 😂
That blind puzzle maker idea is genius.
Get blind people to compete against sighted people in a puzzle race where the puzzle is blank.
Dudeeeeeee
Man Theo literally predicting Lil Uzi's forehead diamond lol
I know dude
We need that kats bad friends crossover.
i can do without brendan
He’s getting better though.
Bobby and schaub ends up in one getting murdered and the other committing suicide from the humiliation. Theo and Bobby would be the shit
Tonight's main event! A tag team matchup!
Yeah
“And where you doing cocaine or drugs” - Theo Von
Yes, it's a sentence. Good work.
“Some sort of Dr Martins but before Dr Martins, Nurse Martins or somethin” Theos brain is hilarious.
"Here's a danger noodle" - Theo Von on snakes hahaha
Theo looks like he takes off work on a Tuesday to go to a distant Flea Market by himself
Andrew is my favorite interview. He goes with the flow of conversation so well.
He is a great funny conversationalist . Doesn’t over talk and goes with the flow
They should start a poddy woddy together called The Rat & The Rocket.
Make no mistake, if you don't think I'd watch that while sitting in Chrissy Chaos's lap, you got another thing coming!
Lol, Poddy, woddy.
I think we've got enough podcasts
Andrew “I want to die in a big house” Santino.
That take had me floored laughing. It doesn't even have to be his house lol. It's just sad to die in a small place 😂
Something about their hair colors and styles make these two guys look like RPG character creator randomizations....
Ha. You know they both have plugs right? Well Theo does, hes admitted, Red Rocket may be another type of hair system. Pretty good jobs actually, I wouldnt know if Theo didnt say anything and if there werent old pics of Santino.
@@TheOriginalArchie oh yeah he was balding in his old clips back when he was a THIC-THIC
3:21 It's pretty sweet that when Andrew scratches above his eyebrow, Theo immediately does too. Shows that he's listening and paying attention!
Action at a distance
That's called mirroring and it's a sign of mutual admiration, or if you're dark arts a manipulation tactic. Considering Santino and Theo are two of the realest dudes in this scene it's prolly legit tho
@@here7036 yes exactly, mirroring! It's so interesting to mute videos and watch how often mirroring happens "person A scratches their nose, B scratches their nose" "A smooths their hair, B smooths their hair" etc
Around 53 mins, Andrew wipes his nose, then Theo wipes his nose. Lol
You ever been angry at a costume party? That's wrestling.
- Theo Von
Andrew saying he was appalled by an agent's proposal that Andrew should kiss him everytime he brings him money but then going on to say he dropped him after two or three years had me dying lol
They are so dry and sarcastic, sometimes it’s even hard to catch. Loved this one.
He's great at telling stories that you think he's joking, but you just aren't quite sure if he is.
Why is Santino dressed like Bobby?
Of course you watch theo! Love your work bro! Keep it up. Cheers
100%😂😂
No beanie. No solid color. Wack comment.
A target shirt version of Bobby
Bobby wouldn't be caught dead in that surf garb.
I appreciate Santino's candor in regards to the landscape of standup changing while simultaneously lamenting the loss of comedy as we've known it.
The pendulum will swing back eventually. I hope
Two of my favs..both so genuine, haven’t let LA ruin their souls
"He had some kinda Doc Martin's before Doc Martin's, ya know, Nurse Martin's" 😂🤣 goddamn Theo keeps striking gold
“Weeds taking a back seat” hurt my heart a little to hear lol
Had to stop Bad Friends for this
Just did the exact same thing.
My people...
ahahahahsame
yes
Thats like saying I stopped praying cuz I had to go to church.
These 2 have best friend energy
I really wish he brings this set up back again. I love the Santino episodes!
I can see it in Theos eyes that he loves sitting there and being entertained by rocket.
That Simpsons mural is going to morph into a Treehouse of Horror mural once everyone gets canceled☠️🎃
You’re gay
Callen accused of Rape. Deletes at least 2 new Episodes from TFATK RUclips page.
Hahha worth a lot of money one day....
#mural
#dead-scene
Andrew looks like a tourist from Ireland who accidentally wondered into theo's trailer park
😂😂😂
My favorite podcasts are when Theo and Andrew get together. Like whenever I pull up This Past Weekend and see that Andrew is a guest, I know that for the next hour and a half to 2 hours not a single truth will be spoken, and I'm perfectly okay with that.
"he's a little Boba drink" 😂😂😂 too funny
Who would have ever thought that Theo would be the last comic standing in a metoo storm
Theo looks like he used Groupon for an orgasmic meditation retreat
Theo used to do the meet a mom show. He’s safe, only bangs milfs
Idk. His bhad bhabie video was hella suspect, yo.
@@Trickmyster777 which bhad babie thing you got a RUclips link for the video by any chance please mate?
He got metood by Christina that's why
“Kraft macaroni killed my son!” I died
Maybe one of the best casual podcast episodes I’ve ever listened to. The depth is simply perfect and ultra rare. Well gd done. This proves the point of speaking naturally versus interviewing in a clinical, rigid manner.
Well done.
And thank you.
Theo the type of guy to close the refrigerator door with his hip
More like open it
@@laxmannate07 impossible.
@@lazyblazer 😬🤣🙄🙃 awkward and potentially very difficult, yes; but not impossible
Ah look. The only people that make Bobby happy.
They would sneak him cheese in the concentration camp.
The trustable white and ginger.
That exchange about Koreans with Theo's comment about bad friends was the smoothest plug in podcasting, ever.
What a fucking duo. Just two hall of famers having fun. Gang gang
Never gave Santino a shot before.. dude is actually hilarious!!
Dude what...!? Yes. Watch his podcast... he's a comedy genius
Oh yeah santino is quick and witty
Yeah I saw Santino around for ages before I watched him. Definitely worth the watch. His podcast with Bobby Lee is dope.
You have to watch Bad Friends
R M ehh that’s your opinion man. Everyone is into different kinds of stand up. 🤷🏻♂️
"I think a lot of people would go into slavery if it didn't have such a bad stigma"
- Theo Von
He's not wrong
I basically feel like a slave to this bullshit anyway.
Theo is low key a genius. The thing is is that he doesn't know it
@@stikki713 sad but true.
Theo referring to a snake as a danger noodle might be the best part of this podcast
“You ever been angry at a costume party? Dass Wrestling bruh”
-Theo
“Today’s guest is a mayne.” Already cracking up 😭😭
That's funnier than most of the world's comedians will ever be trying as hard as they can.
Maaan* mayne is like mane bruh
@@TheRealBobMarley I think most people get the joke. Of course you will always have someone who needs to be the teacher. Congrats BRUH
michael mckinney Bruhhhhh
@@TheRealBobMarley I know it's all good. We good
My 2 favorite comedians and podcast hosts
I hope to see Theo on whiskey ginger next!
I love when people don't get weird with Theo. Great relationship
we need more of Theo and Santino together.! ASAP
This was one of my favorite episodes. Theo and Andrew have a great vibe.
7 seconds into the pod...
.
Andrew’s red is GLOWING
.
And Theo’s silver is SHINING!
Nick has those overhead lights ON today! 🤣👍🏼
Red is glowing😂
Theo got them Greys coming in hard
Why does Andrew Santino’s face look like it’s superimposed onto his face
The Deepest Fake
Brian Brian can you not find out that info yourself use your internet correctly sir
Andrews laugh is amazing and contagious
No way, I've been binging santino podcast moments the past couple days. Such perfect timing 🙌🏽
These two are hilarious together
Theo’s word play is so creative
You must be new here
Get ouuta here juice man
LMFAO. omg these two fellas keep me crackin up. “I just found out he’s half british. Dude . His aunt has an accent...... g’day bro.... g’ day. Clean out the chimney bub “.
Two years late but do you have a time stamp for that?
“Cuba goodin jr was there” “he is always there”
Shout out to Theo for keeping D’elia in the intro
Cool shout out
You know Theo is all about them dark arts, gang gang
Luis Gonzalez praise Christ brother
PTL
Luis Gonzalez buzz buzz, Dark Arts of Wisconsin
not sure why theo doesn't go on the bad friends podcast, at least sometimes. the 3 have great chemistry
They don't have guests and that makes it a great pod. That being said i wholeheartedly agreed about their chemistry. Ergo, Theo should go on Whiskey Ginger!!!!
@@truebabyben nah i think bobby and santino on tpw would be better
Don't sleep on this comedy duo. Love it!!!
Santino’s take on the Proctor and Gamble ad was so spot on. 🙌🏻🙌🏿
You have to appreciate these pairings when they happen because in today’s climate, we don’t know who the next comic to get canceled will be.
These guys are good guys though
It would be nice to hear from them about what is going on with their friends.
Can you be accused of that much when you have ED?
@@kkkkit 🤣 dudes got alot of environments he cant get hard in.. broken glass.. near water..
Cheeto was interviewed on Naked News recently, not exactly scandalous 🔥
From Bad Friends Pod straight to this one ! 🔥🔥
Watching two masterclass comedians chopping it up, then going back to listening to Brendon fumble for an hour is night and day.
so good you two could do another pod and talk for hours . Theo with someone almost anyone just keeping him zeroed in is the best on any podcast .
Santino looking like 1983 GI Joe Snow Job on vacation
Haha he does 😂😂
Santino looks looks like his younger self with no hat and longer hair.
It’s nice to listen to you guys chop it up, times are tough, that effects our mental health.
So good. Your chemistry together is amazing. So organic.