Disney's Star Wars Nightmare

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  • Опубликовано: 22 дек 2019
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Комментарии • 6 тыс.

  • @1977Yakko
    @1977Yakko 4 года назад +2670

    Well, there's a reason Disney is now called The Evil Empire.

    • @kaydgaming
      @kaydgaming 4 года назад +23

      God... I need to listen to Rage Against the Machine

    • @adrianschell8679
      @adrianschell8679 4 года назад +17

      They were always the evil empire, does no one remember Mickey Mouse in blackface

    • @FlyingRaijin52
      @FlyingRaijin52 4 года назад +20

      @@UDF2Spawn Disney executed order 66 on FOX

    • @onyx7ven10en5
      @onyx7ven10en5 4 года назад +10

      420themachine Schell also they stole the process of animation and successfully kept the creator of it quiet and out of public eyes look it up film theory talked about I’ll send a link in a sec

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +1

      @@UDF2Spawn hmm what?
      Fox has better movies than Disney

  • @banger320
    @banger320 4 года назад +17892

    Can't wait for disney to copystrike this and justify it's authenticity as canon.

    • @phuzzychinn
      @phuzzychinn 4 года назад +522

      Like how Nickelodeon copyright struck down a porn artist's animation of one of their characters and claimed it as their own, justifying that a beloved character canonically takes it up the butt?

    • @ephex3094
      @ephex3094 4 года назад +73

      All hail the Disney overlords

    • @rustyexe9378
      @rustyexe9378 4 года назад +188

      @@phuzzychinn Nintendo did it too. They just bought all rights for Mario porn. And now somewhere in the world is stored a video that cannot be watched.
      It's like treasure for a porn collectior

    • @NookyBrownies-San
      @NookyBrownies-San 4 года назад +6

      Right Unreeal

    • @innosam123
      @innosam123 4 года назад +21

      RUSTY exe The thing is that anyone can set up a claim and claim to be a company... and since copyright strikes tend not be verified...

  • @senjithegamer3829
    @senjithegamer3829 3 года назад +5694

    "One bad movie, and the franchise is ruined"
    Wall-e: No sequels or life action. Phew

    • @DearHRS
      @DearHRS 3 года назад +226

      you jinxed it, didn't you?

    • @d.e5964
      @d.e5964 3 года назад +81

      Ffs man it'll come soon now

    • @cocolahoff4292
      @cocolahoff4292 3 года назад +153

      Disney: “Write that down, write that down!”
      *shits out live-action remake*

    • @gillianfleischer5620
      @gillianfleischer5620 3 года назад +54

      They better fuckin not, as much as love Disney they have been fucking up their original movies by making them live action

    • @deleted4913
      @deleted4913 3 года назад +6

      CoCola Hoff “shits out live-action remake”

  • @danksanchez4324
    @danksanchez4324 3 года назад +3031

    If anyone touches wall-E I’m gonna make sure every single rule in the Geneva convention will be violated

    • @ThePaperKhan
      @ThePaperKhan 3 года назад +138

      "rule" more like suggestion

    • @Blowtorch87
      @Blowtorch87 3 года назад +55

      I could link some sites with instructions for making explosives if that will help you in your crusade

    • @IronFreakV
      @IronFreakV 3 года назад +28

      From what I understand Wall-E wasn't that big of a hit so it's probably safe. Same reason they are only making soulless remakes of the movies that were massive hits

    • @KingAgniKai
      @KingAgniKai 3 года назад +14

      @@IronFreakV Disney is already developing a Tangled live action film so its inevitable that Frozen gets on too

    • @sprtsfanatic1
      @sprtsfanatic1 3 года назад +13

      Read that in Rick’s voice and totally sounds like something he’d say

  • @unsoundfoxly
    @unsoundfoxly 4 года назад +13120

    This seems like something South Park would do.

    • @xblade149
      @xblade149 4 года назад +140

      I know right

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 года назад +302

      South Park *_has and does_* stuff like this.

    • @unsoundfoxly
      @unsoundfoxly 4 года назад +60

      John Doe I know that’s why I said this seams like something they would do

    • @John-X
      @John-X 4 года назад +49

      @@unsoundfoxly i know, and that's why I said they *_have, and do do_* this stuff.

    • @unsoundfoxly
      @unsoundfoxly 4 года назад +34

      John Doe I know but it just seems as tho your restating what is already said in a hat on a hat kinda matter.

  • @Dimeinurear
    @Dimeinurear 4 года назад +9207

    This isn't considered "satire," it's a documentary.

    • @faderunnerx7230
      @faderunnerx7230 4 года назад +16

      Dimeinurear it’s not considered satire because he did a full blown channel made, paid ad for Raid: shadow legends in the same video

    • @faderunnerx7230
      @faderunnerx7230 4 года назад +8

      It’s really just an elaborate way to show a pot calling a kettle black

    • @mexcube51
      @mexcube51 4 года назад +56

      @@faderunnerx7230 Y'know, this whole "Raid: Shadow Legend = bad" is a stupid bandwagon; creators need money, and Raid pays them, so what? Taking sponsorship does not mean sellout, it means paying for bread.

    • @MastaBlastaS99
      @MastaBlastaS99 4 года назад +41

      @@mexcube51 Fucking THANK YOU. I've been commenting the same thing on pretty much every video.
      Being a sellout is GOING AGAINST YOUR MORALS to make money. It is NOT having a normal ass sponsorship. How fucking entitled are people that getting free content is fine, but content creators getting paid for giving you free content isn't fine?
      "Ugh, I can't be bothered to move my mouse and skip 30 seconds along in the video, you're such a sellout" fuckin ridiculous. Let the people make their money, damn.
      And it doesn't even make logical sense, because if a channel has no sponsors, then they have a shit tonne of RUclips ads, which detract much more from the viewing experience than sponsorships do. Ugh.

    • @idkwhatmychannelisgonnabe6737
      @idkwhatmychannelisgonnabe6737 4 года назад +3

      @@MastaBlastaS99 I skip the ads

  • @Reesej0520
    @Reesej0520 3 года назад +734

    Mickey: "One bad movie and the franchise dies"
    Universal: "Words can hurt"

  • @GR-rx7zq
    @GR-rx7zq 3 года назад +172

    "I've been able to speak it as long as I can remember"
    *"A durrrrrr"*

  • @MrNight78
    @MrNight78 3 года назад +8656

    Remember, if Disney copyright claims this, that means its OFFICAL.

    • @furrycrusader1293
      @furrycrusader1293 3 года назад +147

      I get the reference lol

    • @firestar4407
      @firestar4407 3 года назад +124

      I'm still struggling to realize why they would want to... Legally fight for that.

    • @AmazingKrimispinner
      @AmazingKrimispinner 3 года назад +81

      At this point, it’s a game. If they strike it, FG wins... and they know that

    • @engineergaming2414
      @engineergaming2414 3 года назад +16

      Copyright the characters in it you mean

    • @michaelstephens4992
      @michaelstephens4992 3 года назад +20

      He was just a struggling rapist :(

  • @TheNucaKola
    @TheNucaKola 4 года назад +6352

    I’m liking the more widely accepted and humorous take on Mickey being a cold, ruthless businessman without morals

  • @jacobpascale4858
    @jacobpascale4858 3 года назад +276

    Never has there been another parody channel that has accurately portrayed Disney like this one.
    Good on ya mates.

  • @chrishamilton7516
    @chrishamilton7516 2 года назад +112

    With the whole “Disney employees kidnapping/grooming children” thing that just came out this is more like a documentary than a parody.

    • @cosmicmuse2195
      @cosmicmuse2195 4 месяца назад +3

      Goodness, what?

    • @Stitched_up
      @Stitched_up 2 месяца назад +1

      ​@@cosmicmuse2195Yeah I agree, WHAT!

  • @chaosindustry2279
    @chaosindustry2279 4 года назад +9502

    Mickey: "One bad movie, and the franchise dies."
    The Terminator: "oh boy do I have something for you..."

    • @fussiestgoblin2872
      @fussiestgoblin2872 4 года назад +289

      Chaos Industry T1: A MASTERPIECE T2: EVEN MORE OF A MASTERPIECE T3: Eh it’s enough TS: Decent TG: WHAT THE FUCK TDF: LITERAL SHIT

    • @weebsdf1662
      @weebsdf1662 4 года назад +92

      @@fussiestgoblin2872 Yeah T2 was my favorite, I wasn't too interested in much of the series after that.

    • @orvillechen9722
      @orvillechen9722 4 года назад +8

      Eh TDF was alright

    • @eloncrust9191
      @eloncrust9191 4 года назад

      What do you mean?

    • @chaosindustry2279
      @chaosindustry2279 4 года назад +36

      @@eloncrust9191
      To me the 1st and 2nd movies are the best, the only other one that I'm ok with is salvation only because it doesn't revolve around time travel

  • @junkcodes
    @junkcodes 4 года назад +3582

    this feels like a south park episode
    i love it

    • @theblancmange1265
      @theblancmange1265 4 года назад +17

      Then Ju Ju Binks, The Mouse and the other guy would be raping Luke.

    • @tactknightgaming2066
      @tactknightgaming2066 4 года назад +11

      South Park is leftist normie crap..Hasn't been funny in 10 years.

    • @fireicelightarrows
      @fireicelightarrows 4 года назад +40

      Tactical Knight Gaming Stream Keep crying, Drumpfer. Nobody fucking cares about you.

    • @markserv9434
      @markserv9434 4 года назад

      But good

    • @ShadierStream
      @ShadierStream 4 года назад +1

      The Blancmange it would be like the Indiana Jones episode and hilarious as usual

  • @Michael-io3dd
    @Michael-io3dd 3 года назад +27

    The irony is, with the last movie, they pretty much did run it into the ground, at least as a theatrical franchise, for the time being.

  • @Invisbibble
    @Invisbibble 3 года назад +352

    Mickey: "One bad movie, and the franchise dies."
    Madagascar: "Am I a joke to you?"

    • @monke6912
      @monke6912 3 года назад +3

      What its good

    • @bigbadbob7070
      @bigbadbob7070 3 года назад +34

      What? Madagascar has always been good.

    • @zayneduhgamerkid261
      @zayneduhgamerkid261 3 года назад +6

      its always been good you trippin

    • @djmesa7203
      @djmesa7203 3 года назад +5

      @@zayneduhgamerkid261 Madagascar 1 was okay, Madagascar 2 was bad, and Madagascar 3 was pretty good, all in my opinion anyway but ik a lot a people who say 3 is good while the other two are bad, I liked 1 tho because it was my childhood and besides it's not that bad.

    • @games_on_phone89
      @games_on_phone89 3 года назад +8

      don't you dare diss madagascar like this

  • @princesoulger999
    @princesoulger999 4 года назад +2707

    So that's why toy story 4 felt so lukewarm. They didn't put enough soul in it.

    • @smw1279
      @smw1279 4 года назад +253

      They must of thrown a ginger in the meat grinder.

    • @petergeramin7195
      @petergeramin7195 4 года назад +18

      Nice

    • @rynemcgriffin1752
      @rynemcgriffin1752 4 года назад +18

      smw1279 That’s just a myth thrown around by liberals, they must have thrown in a cheap knockoff kid, one from China or Africa or something

    • @tuskegeeace2840
      @tuskegeeace2840 4 года назад +46

      @@rynemcgriffin1752 Ginger detected.

    • @BananaPhoPhilly
      @BananaPhoPhilly 4 года назад +31

      Princesoulger It was a pretty damn good send-off in my honest opinion. However, I felt pretty lost when the movie ended and I realized Woody and Buzz barely even talked to each other and Bopeep essentially coerced Woody into leaving his best friends. But yeah... what was I talking about again?

  • @ananas8592
    @ananas8592 4 года назад +4310

    One of the few channels that make annoying ads entertaining

    • @TruePT
      @TruePT 4 года назад +40

      Ananas That's the only reason why I watch them (the ads)

    • @markserv9434
      @markserv9434 4 года назад +6

      The best part is not being available in my country!

    • @PuerRidcully
      @PuerRidcully 4 года назад +35

      It actually almost made me download it. Almost.

    • @Yasviele
      @Yasviele 4 года назад +17

      And they put it to the end like great guys

    • @he-man3653
      @he-man3653 4 года назад +2

      You should go subscribe to Internet Comment Etiquette

  • @kingmarz7963
    @kingmarz7963 Год назад +15

    Everbody forgot that Flashgitz predicted the making of toy story 5 (literally)

  • @somesubstitute4242
    @somesubstitute4242 3 года назад +127

    So two notes.
    1. You guys always remind me of the best parts of south park level absurdity and I approve wholecockedly, so kudos.
    2. Who ever drew George Lucas was on point.

  • @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache
    @TheRealGuywithoutaMustache 4 года назад +2276

    Episode 9: Rise of Skywalker, Fall of a Franchise

    • @RevMirrane
      @RevMirrane 4 года назад +5

      ok

    • @sirdorkster
      @sirdorkster 4 года назад +72

      Episode 8: The Last Jedi, Fall of a Franchise
      Episode 9: Rise of Skywalker, Damage Control

    • @doobulldorph8849
      @doobulldorph8849 4 года назад +24

      Mandalorian you're our only hope

    • @darkdragon7887
      @darkdragon7887 4 года назад +1

      More like shooting a corpse...

    • @Matt_Mosley1983
      @Matt_Mosley1983 4 года назад

      YES!

  • @vomitedthoughts
    @vomitedthoughts 4 года назад +2139

    I was hoping Mickey's ears would get bigger Everytime it changed scenes

    • @ggt47
      @ggt47 4 года назад +2

      Ha! Why

    • @vomitedthoughts
      @vomitedthoughts 4 года назад +44

      @@ggt47 Since the camera kept jumping back and forth that scene from scary movie 3, i think where the cop's hat would get bigger and bigger, poped int0 my head maybe next time

    • @Sir_Bucket
      @Sir_Bucket 4 года назад +5

      It would have been amazing actually, but seeing how the animation relies on the dialogues it would just have made the cartoon unfocused

  • @roxassora2706
    @roxassora2706 3 года назад +47

    As a sucker for Disney, this is accurate.

  • @supergonk6485
    @supergonk6485 2 года назад +14

    1:45 he just insulted return of the Jedi, revenge of the sith, and the 2003 animated clone wars…

    • @aztros8128
      @aztros8128 2 года назад +1

      Damn right 😂

    • @juliegrine2875
      @juliegrine2875 Год назад +1

      He just insulted all clone wars fans.....

    • @simplygod1035
      @simplygod1035 Месяц назад

      everything after 1981 hasn’t been the same “Star Wars” vibe. prolly cuz sw enjoyment comes from being a kid

  • @burgur192
    @burgur192 4 года назад +639

    Video;child screaming
    Captions;[Music]

  • @ildiran
    @ildiran 4 года назад +3958

    Dude, why is the entire recommended bar filled with peppa pig videos? I'm scared.

    • @Ask4This
      @Ask4This 4 года назад +185

      right wtf?

    • @leecupp2573
      @leecupp2573 4 года назад +126

      Glad to see it wasn't only me

    • @thetopsgeek-loquendoymas3305
      @thetopsgeek-loquendoymas3305 4 года назад +101

      Holy shit, it's true

    • @gamerguy6990
      @gamerguy6990 4 года назад +118

      I’m getting other kids videos

    • @theokami248
      @theokami248 4 года назад +225

      Probably the RUclips algorithm, it thinks this video is cartoony and probably thinks it's for kids, hence kids videos are recommended. Let's just hope no 4 year old sees this vid instead peppa the pig or paw patrol. I can only imagine the reaction lmao

  • @LewisWrAllison
    @LewisWrAllison 3 года назад +18

    I love how the hazmat suits have the ears

  • @TheAustralianMapper5378
    @TheAustralianMapper5378 Год назад +6

    0:45 That’s aged well.

  • @SaintJohnYT
    @SaintJohnYT 4 года назад +643

    *Demonetized but Worth It.*

    • @khledsingleton9063
      @khledsingleton9063 4 года назад +11

      SaintJohn it’s a good thing they were sponsored

    • @Bayofthe91st
      @Bayofthe91st 4 года назад +1

      I saw several baby channel below the video as recommendations. Looks like this time the system got tricked lol

    • @cgme7076
      @cgme7076 4 года назад +1

      Not really.
      They still get money from views because of getting sponsored.
      They stopped relying on monetization a while ago because they just kept getting demonetized 😂

    • @denarus3939
      @denarus3939 4 года назад

      The yellow mark still appears ar the end

    • @PathologicGaming
      @PathologicGaming 4 года назад +1

      RUclips: Demonetized!
      everyone: RAID SHADOW LEGENDS!

  • @SultenZone
    @SultenZone 4 года назад +672

    Flashgitz: *"Have you ever heard of Raid Shadow Legends?"*
    Me: *YOU SON OF A-...*

  • @zimtak6418
    @zimtak6418 3 года назад +13

    What's crazy is this is one of the smartest videos I've seen on explaining Disney's StarWars.

  • @TheBeastoftheNight
    @TheBeastoftheNight Год назад +9

    Well they predicted toy story 5 lol

  • @jrrr9219
    @jrrr9219 4 года назад +729

    Huh, Mickey actually cares for his business and is smart. He's a cold blooded murderer, but a smart business man..... mouse.

    • @Link0304
      @Link0304 4 года назад +59

      One doesn't build a world spanning empire through ruthlessness alone... The mouse must employ a cruel cunning to keep his clutches.

    • @a_bionicle6635
      @a_bionicle6635 4 года назад +13

      jose ramiro reynoso ruiz
      That’s actually.... exactly how mafia works.
      The meme’s actually relevant for once.

    • @vicentserrano9268
      @vicentserrano9268 4 года назад +2

      And this is why Disney need to stop NOW!

    • @g_g...
      @g_g... 4 года назад +1

      Nope

    • @Odinsday
      @Odinsday 4 года назад

      Link0304 A flimsy justification for all of his atrocities

  • @tradingturtle2313
    @tradingturtle2313 4 года назад +629

    That creepy smile Mickey gives when the child is bring shredded

    • @bloxracer3627
      @bloxracer3627 3 года назад +7

      Hes worst than afton

    • @medexamtoolsdotcom
      @medexamtoolsdotcom 3 года назад +9

      Ponder how Mickey's voice is a dead ringer for Herbert from family guy and it will make sense.

  • @fireblade696
    @fireblade696 2 года назад +6

    I like how when Mickey said 40 years George looked at him upset he called the sequels bad.

  • @games_on_phone89
    @games_on_phone89 3 года назад +7

    every video in this channel is just pure nightmare fuel
    i love it

  • @y.o.s6000
    @y.o.s6000 4 года назад +4409

    “I’m not allowed to abduct US citizens” just made me crack up

    • @rodystam3519
      @rodystam3519 3 года назад +68

      Yeah the US government has a legal monopoly on that since Obama enacted it.

    • @Sephiroth144
      @Sephiroth144 3 года назад +15

      I feel it should have had an "any more"...

    • @romanmax8561
      @romanmax8561 2 года назад

      Micky kidnaps Canadians
      m.ruclips.net/video/Ek2hj5opGRQ/видео.html

    • @juiteko8375
      @juiteko8375 2 года назад +12

      We have enough illegal immigrants to make up for it.

    • @notanguished
      @notanguished 2 года назад +3

      would be funnier if he said "anymore" 2 seconds afterwards

  • @thegreatcalvinio
    @thegreatcalvinio 4 года назад +787

    “It’s true. All of it.”
    -Han Solo

    • @ElValuador
      @ElValuador 4 года назад +2

      Episode 8 cured my autism.

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад

      @OtakuPaku ok?

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад +1

      @@ElValuador the prequels and the clone wars cured my depression,insanity, ptsds,etc.

  • @kingtristo9738
    @kingtristo9738 3 года назад +17

    I have finally found a home where I can laugh at all the twisted humor I want...2020 does have its ups too ig..
    Great stuff guys pleeeeeeease never change and never stop!

  • @Creech1180
    @Creech1180 3 года назад +3

    Over only recently discovered your videos thanks to my brother. I love them all so far, but I enjoy your "ads" almost as much as the animated videos. I like the Monty Python vibe I get from them. Keep up the good work!

  • @JaredLB1990
    @JaredLB1990 4 года назад +1004

    They just straight up murdered a child.

    • @smd0512
      @smd0512 4 года назад +42

      Confirmed Mickey mouse is fnaf William afton

    • @BuffDaddySmoove
      @BuffDaddySmoove 4 года назад +69

      Jared no they didnt. Its called making a movie. I bet you dont even understand art. 😤

    • @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398
      @yourcordialvermillionchapw2398 4 года назад +7

      I mean yeah what did you expect?

    • @jimmybuck1993
      @jimmybuck1993 4 года назад +30

      The murdered a child and its soul

    • @MrCrasherdog
      @MrCrasherdog 4 года назад +10

      It’s for the greater good.

  • @dmitrykhvostik5975
    @dmitrykhvostik5975 4 года назад +1978

    Disney: The Expanded Universe was weak. I destroyed it.
    Fans: Then we will avenge its death.

    • @ericfrancisco6615
      @ericfrancisco6615 4 года назад +42

      And a guy with a mask with a green baby will be leading that charge to avenge it.

    • @CognizantCheddar
      @CognizantCheddar 4 года назад +13

      By giving Disney more money? Not sure you and 154 other people get how 'revenge' works.
      Edit: 1.7k other people
      We American consumers love to throw our money at what we claim to hate. :\

    • @CognizantCheddar
      @CognizantCheddar 4 года назад +25

      @Glenn Krenz What you're missing is that it isn't literally Yoda.

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 года назад +25

      @Glenn Krenz It's not YODA. Do you think there's only one? Do you even float, or are you too dense?

    • @zoopdterdoobdter5743
      @zoopdterdoobdter5743 4 года назад +7

      Reality: _No. You pathetic children will just keep eating shit._
      Because? Star Wars was _always_ shit.
      Disney really couldn't have happened to a better fandom.

  • @tylerbarnett5526
    @tylerbarnett5526 2 года назад +3

    The way you did the sponsorship was amazing, I watched it all the way through. Keep it up, I enjoy your videos.

  • @atdubya9576
    @atdubya9576 3 года назад +9

    Wow... this is literally the most accurate depiction of Disney I’ve ever seen! How did you guys get this behind the scenes footage!!!??

  • @l.m3195
    @l.m3195 4 года назад +1622

    All of my recommended is peppa pig and childrens unboxing. Does that mean this is on youtube kids?

  • @RandomAwesomeDude
    @RandomAwesomeDude 4 года назад +1218

    Don't you love it when RUclips deems FlashGitz as kid's content and gives recommended videos like Peppa Pig and Frozen toys?

    • @eselesser669
      @eselesser669 4 года назад +46

      Bruh my entire recommended turned into fucking ElsaGate, but it was worth it

    • @warriormasterdeath7093
      @warriormasterdeath7093 4 года назад +1

      @@eselesser669 lmao

    • @R3M1Xed
      @R3M1Xed 4 года назад +1

      Fuck recommendations

    • @StarlightGippy
      @StarlightGippy 4 года назад +2

      AHAH! I KNEW I WASN'T THE ONLY ONE! It was like Peppa pig and some shit and I'm looking at my watch history like... Ah... WW2 memes and watching builds of cars are definitely child content 😂

    • @StephenLynx8492
      @StephenLynx8492 4 года назад +1

      See, this is why that whole COPPAppocalypse thing is happening. RUclips desperately trying to make kids watch and generate ad revenue, even though it’s illegal under COPPA.

  • @G_IndoesGaming
    @G_IndoesGaming Год назад +6

    Toy Story 5 is confirmed to be in development!!!😂😂

  • @horaciomilo4113
    @horaciomilo4113 Год назад +6

    They predicted toy story 5 lol

  • @RegularDude
    @RegularDude 4 года назад +4807

    I keep saying it. You guys gotta make sure you select this video is not for kids. RUclips has a habit of changing the selection after "review." It's recommended to children now.

    • @royshaltiel6398
      @royshaltiel6398 4 года назад +124

      Everyone like this comment so they can see

    • @rafidifrancesco7956
      @rafidifrancesco7956 4 года назад +284

      @@royshaltiel6398 no no, this is very important educational stuff. This is pure, classic, family comedy for the MASSES, DAMMIT!

    • @LateNlght
      @LateNlght 4 года назад +157

      All jokes aside about this being educational, WHICH IT IS, the last thing i want is my favorite bois being sued for thousands of dollars because this was “mistaken” to be “child” friendly, so people plus up vote this comment so they can be aware of this

    • @rafidifrancesco7956
      @rafidifrancesco7956 4 года назад +28

      @@LateNlght ok fair

    • @BossManSays
      @BossManSays 4 года назад +47

      The children need to learn one way or another. The younger the better.

  • @dikinebaks
    @dikinebaks 4 года назад +78

    "Worst. Star Wars. Ever. I will only see it three more times. Today."

    • @Nidav3
      @Nidav3 4 года назад +4

      Underrated coment

  • @littlegyro8340
    @littlegyro8340 2 года назад +9

    A perfect metaphor for modern Disney and it's consumers.

  • @RyanSiggaard
    @RyanSiggaard Год назад +7

    Here after Toy Story 5 was announced.

    • @maxluoma-aho9192
      @maxluoma-aho9192 7 месяцев назад

      This is just a joke and parody of it though

  • @causingknight8671
    @causingknight8671 4 года назад +406

    Video about children souls being chopped up
    RUclips:meh that happens alot
    Minecraft people slautering pigs for food
    RUclips: BAN HAMMER

    • @xjyo
      @xjyo 4 года назад +9

      Don't you know that this channel always gets demonetized and labeled 18+ immediately after it releases a video no matter how much dark/"offending" humor it has?

    • @Emerald_OnYT
      @Emerald_OnYT 4 года назад +2

      Slaughtering*

    • @causingknight8671
      @causingknight8671 4 года назад

      @@Emerald_OnYT thx lol

    • @commandercaptain4664
      @commandercaptain4664 4 года назад

      Coming soon: Pixar's -Soul-.

    • @mm-ns1wb
      @mm-ns1wb 4 года назад

      haram

  • @OrphanPuncher
    @OrphanPuncher 4 года назад +2621

    This is the most savage and accurate shit ever

    • @OrphanPuncher
      @OrphanPuncher 4 года назад +4

      @Nohlan Fisherman Its true though lol

    • @paddydelaney799
      @paddydelaney799 4 года назад +8

      More so then your plan, Dutch?

    • @axelhopfinger533
      @axelhopfinger533 4 года назад +3

      Yep, just frighteningly accurate. Pure, unadulterated truth.

    • @n.i.c.k
      @n.i.c.k 4 года назад +1

      Like ur plans

    • @ComicWriter-ml3qt
      @ComicWriter-ml3qt 4 года назад +1

      Dutch Van Der Linde I read that in your voice

  • @theblackswordsman3612
    @theblackswordsman3612 Год назад +3

    So that is what happens to the missing kids in Disney world

  • @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher
    @EdgarFriendlysCivicsTeacher 3 года назад +34

    "one bad movie and the franchise dies"
    *Toy Story 4 has entered the chat*

  • @truckinconvoy7312
    @truckinconvoy7312 4 года назад +1043

    STA WAAZ!!

  • @KaleyTheNepali
    @KaleyTheNepali 4 года назад +1678

    It's just sad because it's accurate

    • @deadaccount9220
      @deadaccount9220 3 года назад +6

      They kill kids and their souls?!

    • @KaleyTheNepali
      @KaleyTheNepali 3 года назад +9

      @@deadaccount9220 Exactly

    • @typhlosion212
      @typhlosion212 3 года назад

      Yeah star war fans are retarded especially the ones nowadays 🤣

    • @elpepe-zr3ge
      @elpepe-zr3ge 3 года назад +5

      @@typhlosion212 u can’t just say they’re stupid, each one is a human (saying we’re all different) so they all aren’t the same. So u would say the same if someone said that about u and what u like

    • @typhlosion212
      @typhlosion212 3 года назад +5

      @@elpepe-zr3ge if a company like Disney completely destroy a franchise and there are still fans out there supporting it to the death. Yeah there is something wrong with the fan base 😹
      People who say names about me for liking something there not into I don’t care.I’m a weeb 🥳

  • @Larsgman
    @Larsgman Год назад +2

    Everything about this video is absolute gold.
    Good job

  • @D_LGND
    @D_LGND 3 года назад +8

    1:14 I was on the toilet

  • @thetoadinator9954
    @thetoadinator9954 4 года назад +585

    "One bad movie and the franchise dies."
    *Laughs in Ice Age*

  • @Chad.Commenter
    @Chad.Commenter 4 года назад +832

    I was just WAITING on Flashgitz after watching the latest Star Wars movie.

    • @cometastral
      @cometastral 4 года назад +19

      You watched that shit?

    • @Rareknightking
      @Rareknightking 4 года назад +13

      cometastral some of us were very curious how shit it was and now those some of us would like to drown our brains in bleach.

    • @killian9314
      @killian9314 4 года назад

      Did you pay for it?

    • @Rareknightking
      @Rareknightking 4 года назад +6

      A1pha Ch3rnovak yes, went with the family so. At least the concessions were good that’s all I can say about the movie that was good. Again why I want to bleach my brain because hopefully it removes the stain and end my suffering at the same time.

    • @rednation149
      @rednation149 4 года назад

      BackdriftNightfall good thing I’m out of that phase......well not entirely since I gotta watch the new clone wars season

  • @logan-vq3dm
    @logan-vq3dm 3 года назад +12

    2:33
    whats the difference?

  • @TvCoffee2002
    @TvCoffee2002 Год назад +7

    Who’s here after after the Toy Story 5 announcement?

  • @mumkeymaan4600
    @mumkeymaan4600 4 года назад +5102

    "Not a single good movie in what, 40 years?"
    Revenge of the Sith: *Impossible... perhaps the archives are incomplete.*

    • @mumkeymaan4600
      @mumkeymaan4600 4 года назад +404

      ​@@spearofconquest I've already rewatched it more times than you can imagine, and I would still beg to differ. Granted it suffers from clunky dialogue and hit-or-miss acting like the other Prequels (stuff which I didn't mind as a kid), if you dig beneath the surface and focus more on the narrative, themes and worldbuilding, you'll realize that its worthy of standing next to Originals. In fact, I would even go as far as to argue that the Prequel Trilogy as a WHOLE (meaning not individual movies like Attack of the Clones, which I admit is still terrible) can be considered "good" in that they actually fulfill their purpose in the franchise (presenting the fall of Anakin/Jedi Order and the rise of Palpatine/Empire), something that the Micky Mouse Sequel Trilogy ​itself couldn't accomplish.

    • @jrrr9219
      @jrrr9219 4 года назад +126

      @@spearofconquest And just because you didn't liked it, doesn't mean it wasn't good.

    • @KingRogue
      @KingRogue 4 года назад +69

      @@mumkeymaan4600 Truer words have never been spoken

    • @onionman5724
      @onionman5724 4 года назад +37

      Revenge of the sith is horrible

    • @KingRogue
      @KingRogue 4 года назад +128

      @@onionman5724 That's your opinion man it's the wrong one but your opinion

  • @ferriusnillan5323
    @ferriusnillan5323 4 года назад +619

    So i maybe don't like just the sequels... But feel called out anyway.

    • @bulbafett5001
      @bulbafett5001 4 года назад +54

      I thought TFA wasn't too bad, felt like it was a well meaning, but misguided, Step Father trying to impress his step kids. TLJ was an utter trainwreck.

    • @TheVagabondGadite
      @TheVagabondGadite 4 года назад +35

      bulbafett5001
      The Force Awakens was just A New Hope recycled in shit quality

    • @TheVagabondGadite
      @TheVagabondGadite 4 года назад

      Glenn Krenz
      ruclips.net/video/sg29Sa6QFes/видео.html

    • @znightowlz6585
      @znightowlz6585 4 года назад +9

      The force awakens was easily the best one. But oh boy, James Cameron wasn’t exaggerating...the bar really is fucking low

    • @MagcargoMan
      @MagcargoMan 4 года назад +7

      @@bulbafett5001 Lazy rehashing and SJW pandering isn't well-meaning.

  • @ghostx4862
    @ghostx4862 Год назад +4

    Boy this aged well like centuries old fine wine

  • @SK-yx7hm
    @SK-yx7hm Год назад +4

    Now this video is canon since Disney announced Toy Story 5, I guess they really do sacrifice a child's soul when things get desperate.

  • @loganboots4192
    @loganboots4192 4 года назад +411

    I love this kind of humor RUclips doesn’t allow

    • @number-qx1kw
      @number-qx1kw 4 года назад +6

      A bit of a problem
      RUclips says this is child friendly
      I mean look at the recommendations

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 года назад +4

      Its literally on youtube dumbass

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 4 года назад +5

      @@kx7500 they also don't allow it to be monitized, bar it from being recommended as much, and I'm sure it will be age restricted eventually. The whole reason half the video is an ad is because youtube won't promote or endorse this humour. Also name calling isn't going to accomplish anything.. You prick

    • @kx7500
      @kx7500 4 года назад +1

      Horny Ducks they still freely allow it. That’s completely irrelevant

    • @hornyducks4090
      @hornyducks4090 4 года назад +3

      @@kx7500 ok, let's say an art gallery has one painting that the venue doesn't like. They let the art go up, but in the back room, then they station someone to wave off anybody that wants to go in there. And on top of that when the painting is bought, they don't pay the artist. That's what youtube is doing. They don't get paid jack shit by youtube. Because youtube doesn't like this content. Because the corporations that pay to put there ads on youtube doesn't like it. They allow it, but shove it in the back with all the other "problematic" videos

  • @RogueFox2185
    @RogueFox2185 4 года назад +692

    I wouldn’t be surprised if the people at Lucasfilms actually think that about Star Wars fans, they are that out of touch.

    • @Basteal
      @Basteal 4 года назад +39

      They'd be right? It's how they make money.

    • @duvallxavier4368
      @duvallxavier4368 4 года назад +31

      And they'd be right about how they think about fans. They saw just how many people watched star wars in spite of 3 consecutively bad films with lucasfilms, and decided "this doesn't have to be the next Dark Knight". Personally, I like star wars no matter what, but star wars hasn't been objectively good since Empire strikes back

    • @davidpaul6290
      @davidpaul6290 4 года назад +6

      After the reception of the last Jedi, I’d say they’re VERY in touch with reality.

    • @MastaBlastaS99
      @MastaBlastaS99 4 года назад +23

      I mean, The Force Awakens was possibly literally the most unoriginal film of all time and yet it made 2 billion dollars off of nostalgia, emotion and fan service despite it not being all that high in quality. TLJ was an awful Star Wars film that made another billion. Episode 9 (which is arguably worse but for different reasons) is probably still going to make a BILLION dollars because it's Star Wars. Think about that. Zero quality, but 9 zero's. 1,000,000,000, just off of its name alone. Why would you put in effort when your fans will make you a billion regardless.
      This is the Call of Duty, FIFA, NBA 2k, Dragon Ball, One Piece anime, Star Wars etc model. If fans didn't like and purchase bullshit, then they wouldn't be getting bullshit lol. Supply and demand is as simple as that.

    • @dgrdst5810
      @dgrdst5810 4 года назад

      @@MastaBlastaS99 I don't think that last movie was the worst it was way better than TLJ the new movie has some originality to it and none of that formulaic marvel narrative

  • @kristofferhellstrom
    @kristofferhellstrom 3 года назад

    Omg.. Love these videos :D

  • @Joes8186
    @Joes8186 Год назад +3

    Wouldn't put the whole toy story thing past disney

  • @codyyac22
    @codyyac22 4 года назад +523

    “Toy Story 5”

    • @stitchedbyiron
      @stitchedbyiron 4 года назад +2

      I'm your 10th

    • @codyyac22
      @codyyac22 4 года назад

      Big guy R4nd0m sm1le ❤️

    • @Patrick-nq9ij
      @Patrick-nq9ij 4 года назад +1

      6Vape_Lord9 lol

    • @lovergirl7560
      @lovergirl7560 4 года назад +1

      Hey why’d this get so much likes lemme try “Toy Story 5”

  • @Gothead420
    @Gothead420 4 года назад +166

    That ad was bloody good.

    • @thisismyname3928
      @thisismyname3928 4 года назад +1

      Fuck off, shill.

    • @treekid7455
      @treekid7455 4 года назад +2

      and we all enjoyed the ads but not a single one of us actually download the game,lol

  • @anthonyoliver418
    @anthonyoliver418 10 месяцев назад +3

    Abandoned by Disney lookin different

  • @Mr.Mister13.1
    @Mr.Mister13.1 Год назад +2

    This video gives "I put my soul into this" a new meaning

  • @RedHeadProductionsOFFICIAL
    @RedHeadProductionsOFFICIAL 4 года назад +155

    Better watch this while you can before it gets taken down by the Disney overlords.

  • @howdillydoodilly4062
    @howdillydoodilly4062 4 года назад +1378

    I have never been so offended by something I 100% agree with

    • @TK--kq1mg
      @TK--kq1mg 4 года назад +1

      Howdilly Doodilly yep. Yep

    • @lordfluffyboots6480
      @lordfluffyboots6480 4 года назад +8

      What made you offended, I didn't find anything wrong with it.

    • @nocturnalrecluse1216
      @nocturnalrecluse1216 4 года назад +2

      As least now you know what you are.

    • @zenith2930
      @zenith2930 4 года назад +3

      Starwars has more nuances than what a little shit video like this can explain that's why there 10,000+ videos on the subject. I'm not going to act like it's flawless but it's probably the most potent fictional story ever told. The part with the fans of the series being retard seems out of place considering the facts with this last trilogy. Have balls and say something deep that cuts deeper than uh wizards in space is kinda dumb. Y'all can do better than that

    • @substantivalism6787
      @substantivalism6787 4 года назад +22

      @@zenith2930 But the new trilogy is nothing but fan service, company pandering, and the studio bending over to be fucked by either the fans or board room executives who shift direction with the slightest fucking breeze.

  • @J221.
    @J221. Год назад +3

    The fact that we're getting a 5th Toy Story is just......god

  • @AnyFactor
    @AnyFactor 3 года назад +4

    This makes so much sense

  • @CarlMarxPunk
    @CarlMarxPunk 4 года назад +5681

    I like how the blame is not only put on Disney, but on George and the cringy fans too.

    • @reccreate2146
      @reccreate2146 3 года назад +28

      Are they? Idk

    • @marabus6776
      @marabus6776 3 года назад +19

      @Y'all-Qaeda Yeehawdist ehm

    • @rhettstricklind8464
      @rhettstricklind8464 3 года назад +30

      Shut the fuck up plz

    • @tabe3263
      @tabe3263 3 года назад +153

      @@rhettstricklind8464 hes speaking the truth tho

    • @andreiavellana8958
      @andreiavellana8958 3 года назад +214

      @Y'all-Qaeda Yeehawdist unfortunately, most Disney is run by "new generation" woketards that pander into leftist ideologies which ruin the direction of their movies
      If Disney is losing money over a failed movie, it's not the fans' fault
      Its Disney's

  • @alexrexaros9837
    @alexrexaros9837 4 года назад +464

    I refuse to believe he took him out of Disneyland Paris.
    But Disneyland Shangai on the other hand...

    • @sjent
      @sjent 4 года назад +4

      Yes, american tourists are everywhere.

    • @legatesotomayor9692
      @legatesotomayor9692 4 года назад

      Chinese laborers. Probably where they got that Asian lady, Rose, in the Star Wars films.

    • @daltonblair4105
      @daltonblair4105 4 года назад

      Found your comment deep in the sea

    • @alexrexaros9837
      @alexrexaros9837 4 года назад

      @Glenn Krenz Merci pour la remarque. Amerigros.

  • @LXW-Arts
    @LXW-Arts Год назад +2

    Disney and Pixar should make a BUY N LARGE film
    Lowkey Buy N LARGE is basically Disney

  • @UnitedWarGamers
    @UnitedWarGamers 2 года назад +3

    I guess Lightyear didnt get the soul it needed.

  • @MagnificantSasquatch
    @MagnificantSasquatch 4 года назад +1842

    Aw, that’s adorable. They thought anybody was gonna go see Rise of Skywalker.

    • @davidhong1934
      @davidhong1934 4 года назад +45

      I went to see it

    • @johnathen9322
      @johnathen9322 4 года назад +288

      @@davidhong1934 i am so sorry

    • @amrindersekhon9080
      @amrindersekhon9080 4 года назад +190

      After the travesty of episode 8 I just said fuck it its probably shit. And to my complete surprise it was shit. I believe that the new trilogy isn't even canon now, its all just poorly written fanfiction at this point.

    • @amrindersekhon9080
      @amrindersekhon9080 3 года назад +36

      @Y'all-Qaeda Yeehawdist I just thought that after episode 7 it would get better but it regressed in my opinion.

    • @amrindersekhon9080
      @amrindersekhon9080 3 года назад +8

      @Y'all-Qaeda Yeehawdist when tf did I say I watched 9

  • @alejandroguzman5349
    @alejandroguzman5349 4 года назад +329

    Who's watching this before it gets taken down?

    • @justincalitz5754
      @justincalitz5754 4 года назад +9

      Nah man I'm watching after it get's taken down

    • @squak___
      @squak___ 4 года назад +1

      Me :^D

    • @sean48611
      @sean48611 4 года назад +6

      Who here is reading this comment while being alive?

    • @literaryloser4470
      @literaryloser4470 4 года назад +1

      @Juan Cortez Muro hey guess what? Nobody cares

    • @coolshirmpdude2323
      @coolshirmpdude2323 4 года назад

      @Juan Cortez Muro you need some *aids*

  • @Mathew_Thomas
    @Mathew_Thomas 2 года назад +2

    This was the best thing I've ever seen. The making of the toy story movies had me in tears

  • @AwesomeIlOll3000
    @AwesomeIlOll3000 7 месяцев назад +3

    Disney Star Wars finally makes sense to me!

  • @nalamthembu6505
    @nalamthembu6505 4 года назад +227

    0:16 these screams are genuinely terrifying 😂😫

    • @anutaNYC
      @anutaNYC 4 года назад +8

      Nala Mthembu I wonder if they actually had a kid scream or if I was stock screams.

    • @tai1364
      @tai1364 3 года назад +7

      But it's funny. I laughing out of my ass for it.

    • @marcello7781
      @marcello7781 3 года назад +3

      I should feel terrifyied but instead I laughed

    • @BedfastSquid
      @BedfastSquid 3 года назад +2

      My cat literally freaked out when the kid started screaming😭

  • @Rinne_Z_rank
    @Rinne_Z_rank 4 года назад +412

    Disney: (takes companies cause they cant think of animation)
    Everyone: get some actual ideas

    • @23Raind
      @23Raind 4 года назад +7

      Disney: introducing Frozen 8!

    • @JordanWheeler1999
      @JordanWheeler1999 4 года назад

      *me in the terror chamber*
      Me: where am i?
      Mickey: you were sent here because I'm tired of your shit, Jordan.
      You will not ruin my reputation.
      Me: what reputation?
      Your movies are shit your fanbase are *reTa.rdeD* more than donkeys you only buy companies because you cant make good ideas...
      Disney Fandom comes by: money does...
      Me: that's invalid.
      Disney cockbois and mickey: *shocked pikachu face*

  • @albertdaniel4444
    @albertdaniel4444 Год назад +2

    What's sad is how accurate this is......

  • @ut2k4wikichici
    @ut2k4wikichici 3 года назад +1

    This ages like fine wine

  • @metrozeegle4985
    @metrozeegle4985 4 года назад +450

    I want a 10 hours loop of those Disney scientists putting that kid in a wood chipper !

  • @RICH1FLOYD
    @RICH1FLOYD 4 года назад +16

    Flashgitz: *Post an animation of Disney*
    Disney: HOW MANY TIMES DO WE HAVE TO TEACH YOU THIS LESSON OLD MAN?!

  • @user-BadUsername
    @user-BadUsername 3 года назад +19

    Leave Wall E Alone Disney, you’ve ruined enough franchises already

  • @GR-rx7zq
    @GR-rx7zq 3 года назад +8

    This makes a lot more since now...

  • @MizantropMan
    @MizantropMan 4 года назад +972

    Star Wars didn't die.
    It was murdered. The wallets of normies are what dealt the mortal wound.

    • @KoPLeaderKiactu
      @KoPLeaderKiactu 4 года назад +10

      The same could be said about Marvel lol.

    • @MizantropMan
      @MizantropMan 4 года назад +37

      @@KoPLeaderKiactu If you mean the Marvel Comics, then yes, they are so rotted through with social justice, it's a lost cause, but the MCU had a good run this past decade. The phase 4, now that's when the process of murdering it is about to start. Two or three shit movies in a row, about female Thor being a strong woman and bisexual Valkyrie looking for "her queen" and the franchise is going straight to the mud to rot alongside Star Wars.

    • @genebomb9958
      @genebomb9958 4 года назад +13

      @@Harleyquinn_95 Bitch please there isn't even enough people in fandoms for that kind of shit. If your going to make claims at think about before saying shit

    • @mjolnir1981
      @mjolnir1981 4 года назад +13

      Are normies those who watch a movie and then go on with their lives instead of obsessing about it 24/7 and dressing up for comicon?

    • @coolshirmpdude2323
      @coolshirmpdude2323 4 года назад

      @Juan Cortez Muro i will call the fbi

  • @MajoraBoiiiiii
    @MajoraBoiiiiii 4 года назад +885

    Me: watches video, gets to end
    “Man that was funny!”
    Sees artist suit up in armor
    “Oh god...please don’t say raid sh-“
    “HAVE YOU HEARD OF RAID SHADOW LEGENDS?!?”
    Raid Shadow legends haunts me where ever I go

    • @h.walker1332
      @h.walker1332 4 года назад +12

      If was still fun to watch.

    • @TheWeb-Slinger
      @TheWeb-Slinger 4 года назад +6

      “Everywhere I go I see it’s face”

    • @spectralknightgaming8364
      @spectralknightgaming8364 4 года назад +1

      Glad I'm not the only one

    • @epicgizmo5565
      @epicgizmo5565 4 года назад +2

      BEGONE FOUL ADS HAUNT ME NO LONGER!

    • @Lord_Poyo
      @Lord_Poyo 4 года назад +4

      @@epicgizmo5565 Yea, but flashgitz does the ads right.

  • @leafy4142
    @leafy4142 2 года назад +4

    One bad movie and the franchise dies, huh? How's Lightyear doing again?