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  • Опубликовано: 28 сен 2024
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    Flashgitz presents "Paper Mario creates a Monster" a Paper Mario parody featuring Paper Mario.
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Комментарии • 9 тыс.

  • @Flashgitz
    @Flashgitz  4 года назад +3897

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  • @tentionx3974
    @tentionx3974 4 года назад +4105

    “I don’t know how to read!”
    “THATS WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!”
    I have died

    • @pablovaldes2810
      @pablovaldes2810 4 года назад +50

      Bruh the bag of red pills lmao

    • @paji2030
      @paji2030 4 года назад +20

      ConnorOfficials thank you for telling us this information, we will be sure to try our best on not giving a fuck, have a good day!

    • @tentionx3974
      @tentionx3974 4 года назад +9

      Abok006 Donald Trump supports this message

    • @imgoingtogreeenout6941
      @imgoingtogreeenout6941 2 месяца назад

      ​@pablovaldes2810 your profile pic is getting me bricked up fr

  • @TheTrueBurgerKing
    @TheTrueBurgerKing 4 года назад +1546

    I like how he used gasoline to burn his house when it's literally made of paper

    • @madlad1912
      @madlad1912 4 года назад +9

      damn

    • @NekoConnect
      @NekoConnect 4 года назад +50

      A faster burn perhaps

    • @Jijert
      @Jijert 4 года назад +8

      Thanks Burger King

    • @DaybreakPT
      @DaybreakPT 4 года назад +17

      The unholiness must be returned to hell as fast as possible before with corrupts the world around it

    • @KAMFP
      @KAMFP 4 года назад +7

      Well if he wanted a clean burn, he shoulda used ....Propane. -hank stares at camera-

  • @JailMadeMayo
    @JailMadeMayo 4 года назад +620

    "Oh wow that's a pretty good Luigi impression"
    *Mario opens his mouth*
    *huh*

    • @drakeisacake
      @drakeisacake 4 года назад +8

      Mario's voice sounds like the *hello mario* meme

  • @deadbunny2938
    @deadbunny2938 Год назад +1060

    The monster was not the peach he made, but the Luigi he created. How poetic

    • @NazriB
      @NazriB Год назад

      Lies again? Marital Affair Blowup Doll

  • @SgtOkapi
    @SgtOkapi 4 года назад +4450

    “Rub that off!” Poor choice of words, Mario.

  • @berryberran8236
    @berryberran8236 3 года назад +3585

    4:02 "Rub that off!"
    Very poor choice of words Mario.

  • @BlueToadFan
    @BlueToadFan 4 года назад +4695

    It's nice to see a mario parody that isn't just "hehe what if mushrooms are drugs hahaha"

    • @bert7651
      @bert7651 4 года назад +139

      This comment will always pop up to remind us whenever a Mario parody is uploaded.

    • @yadajoku
      @yadajoku 4 года назад +85

      @@bert7651 When I was in first grade this kid talked about Racist Mario in morning sharing stuff. We didn't do it again for a few weeks.

    • @randummed3097
      @randummed3097 4 года назад +82

      or “mario is a bad guy” those are so overused

    • @vanceschluter8742
      @vanceschluter8742 4 года назад +7

      Mmmmm drugs are bad kids mmkay

    • @LinkEX
      @LinkEX 4 года назад +38

      I don't remember the last parody that did the drug joke. Weren't those already getting old in, like, 2005?
      Far more actually follow the "Mario is a jerk" pattern, which this one falls into.
      (Not that this makes it a bad parody, though.)

  • @ringidytingidy
    @ringidytingidy 2 года назад +1157

    Mario's petrified "NOOOooAOoOAaaa-" at the end is preformed amazingly.

  • @janeduncan1505
    @janeduncan1505 4 года назад +3137

    Kind of alarming how quickly Luigi’s Italian accent starts to sound German near the end there.

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 4 года назад +143

      And which county fought on the wrong side of two world wars and basically didn't get blamed for any of it?

    • @IceDragon-fj4vx
      @IceDragon-fj4vx 4 года назад +96

      @@rockspoon6528 America?

    • @rockspoon6528
      @rockspoon6528 4 года назад +58

      @@IceDragon-fj4vx The US has been blamed many a time for nuking Japan.

    • @SilverReviews
      @SilverReviews 4 года назад +126

      @@rockspoon6528 Shutup weeb, as much as US were monsters for using nukes, Japan was not innocent. Their war crimes were disgusting.

    • @Kaosxca
      @Kaosxca 4 года назад +58

      SilverReviews people forgot about naneking and unit 731

  • @ShitpostingJoJo
    @ShitpostingJoJo 4 года назад +1731

    ALL YOU HAD TO DO.
    WAS TELL HER WHAT YOU WANTED FOR DINNER, MARIO.
    IT WAS LITERALLY THAT SIMPLE.

    • @ComancheSamurai
      @ComancheSamurai 4 года назад +81

      Lol yeah the dude basically shot himself in the foot like some dummies out there. XD

    • @blakeromero472
      @blakeromero472 4 года назад +30

      *Scoffs* Simp.

    • @gavinmerasty8369
      @gavinmerasty8369 4 года назад +68

      But he was reading monster girls

    • @HamuelMan
      @HamuelMan 4 года назад +9

      How do you not know to read and yet you can cook

    • @RaifuEnthusiast
      @RaifuEnthusiast 4 года назад +19

      @@HamuelMan people have been illiterate for a long time you think they all starved to death?

  • @Bad_Draw
    @Bad_Draw 4 года назад +878

    I like that the joke in the title is that the monster Mario created wasn’t “perfect” peach but Luigi.

    • @theg-man4840
      @theg-man4840 4 года назад +22

      *Mario what have you done*

    • @dot9424
      @dot9424 4 года назад +14

      @Otneimica If you're saying that info is not true, then it wouldn't be "based."

    • @DonVigaDeFierro
      @DonVigaDeFierro 4 года назад +3

      @Otneimica The thing with virgin men is that they go two ways: They either go blackpill and start hating women and society, or they go full SIMP in the hopes of banging any woman remotely interested.
      Of course, both are disgusting losers.

    • @Needler13
      @Needler13 4 года назад

      And he's a monster as well. Just alt right peeps on 4chan and shit thinking like that

    • @youngturkey203
      @youngturkey203 4 года назад +1

      @@DonVigaDeFierro you men some virgin men right? Because while simps and incels are pathetic losers they only make a small percentage of virgin men.

  • @scalesthecobra9685
    @scalesthecobra9685 2 года назад +161

    “Get back in the fire Peach!” Is my favorite line

    • @AnimuncuIus
      @AnimuncuIus 2 года назад +1

      That kills me every single time 😂

    • @maniacgreen8609
      @maniacgreen8609 Год назад

      I thought he said beast

    • @Black217
      @Black217 Год назад

      I've never even realized exactly how funny the line is until reading this lmao

  • @sirapple589
    @sirapple589 4 года назад +6301

    You can bring drawings to life?
    Rule 34 Artists: “My time has come”

  • @GenericProtagonist7
    @GenericProtagonist7 3 года назад +6385

    "It's based, Mario."
    Now let's take a step back Luigi.

    • @Pearg0ld
      @Pearg0ld 3 года назад +304

      No no, hes got a point

    • @Lorgar64
      @Lorgar64 3 года назад +140

      @@Pearg0ld I thought Peach had the point?

    • @nicolastracz3793
      @nicolastracz3793 3 года назад +55

      @@Lorgar64 Badum-tss!🎵

    • @Outta-hz1ej
      @Outta-hz1ej 3 года назад +25

      based is out keyed is


      also out
      we post schwifty now

    • @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761
      @trollerjakthetrollinggod-e7761 3 года назад +34

      @@Lorgar64 women never have a point-
      Oh I see what you mean.

  • @shadowkiller4000
    @shadowkiller4000 4 года назад +575

    "It's based mario"
    -Luguoi

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 4 года назад +44

      "HOW IS THAT F**KING BASED LUIGI?!
      RUB THAT OFF!"
      -mario

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 4 года назад +8

      Based on what?

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 4 года назад +6

      WAIT IS THAT PROFILE PIC JULIAN AS THE DEFLATED EMOJI PILLOW!?!?!?

    • @shadowkiller4000
      @shadowkiller4000 4 года назад +5

      @@brolapse69 yup, it's in the kickstarter animated video.

    • @brolapse69
      @brolapse69 4 года назад +4

      @@shadowkiller4000 just found it. God bless you.

  • @HighFlySoyGuy
    @HighFlySoyGuy 3 года назад +6495

    Man, Chris Pratt’s interpretation of Mario isn’t so bad.

    • @priyachoudhary9896
      @priyachoudhary9896 3 года назад +131

      Imagine if they did 'Mario attends anti-lgbtq church' lmao

    • @delete---7593
      @delete---7593 2 года назад +10

      No.

    • @magicman3163
      @magicman3163 2 года назад +50

      @@priyachoudhary9896 Holyshit I love Mario

    • @Eking-su3tr
      @Eking-su3tr 2 года назад +33

      @@priyachoudhary9896 that'll be based asf

    • @nightmarezero8465
      @nightmarezero8465 2 года назад +27

      Imagine still being triggered by Chris Pratt

  • @second2last392
    @second2last392 4 года назад +227

    "I don't know how to read!"
    "THAT'S WHAT YOU WANT ME TO THINK!"

  • @kyungsoon4616
    @kyungsoon4616 4 года назад +615

    I love how everyone is american but luigi has a bad italian accent 😂😂

    • @FewToast
      @FewToast 4 года назад +5

    • @jacebagley3025
      @jacebagley3025 4 года назад +2

      @@FewToast what how

    • @isaiahwalking
      @isaiahwalking 4 года назад

      Lol the first reply says... nothing? like literally nothing at all- the fuck!

  • @awildcommenter7240
    @awildcommenter7240 4 года назад +4486

    “God is dead and women killed him”
    I died

    • @Skitz0frenix
      @Skitz0frenix 4 года назад +283

      Reminds me of a Dave Chappelle joke.
      "Women always say chivalry is dead. And you're right ladies chivalry IS dead... And women killed it" 🤣

    • @nyxnox2135
      @nyxnox2135 4 года назад +18

      Machiavelli moment

    • @fawnaflytrap9727
      @fawnaflytrap9727 4 года назад +28

      GOD??
      You said you died!! GOD!!!!

    • @dagnaldblumbf1882
      @dagnaldblumbf1882 4 года назад +22

      He's right, you know.

    • @sloppyvods
      @sloppyvods 4 года назад +13

      I don't think god would laugh at sexism
      if he exists (I'm atheist)

  • @andreim4781
    @andreim4781 4 года назад +1387

    I wish u guys would post more behind the scenes I loved them

    • @The_FireSpitter
      @The_FireSpitter 4 года назад +6

      Amen! I love them so much!

    • @bendover2684
      @bendover2684 4 года назад +2

      I dont Care about them

    • @Fat__Tony
      @Fat__Tony 4 года назад +2

      Yea it would be nice

    • @jonbaxter2254
      @jonbaxter2254 4 года назад

      Stiiillll waiting on their Avengers one.

    • @lampzer6869
      @lampzer6869 4 года назад +1

      Yes I agree fellow lenny face

  • @jonsnowman5682
    @jonsnowman5682 4 года назад +568

    Flashgitz: censors something
    Everyone: impossible

    • @red__guy
      @red__guy 4 года назад +20

      I guess we'll wait for them to upload to newgrounds

    • @yoyomydude8283
      @yoyomydude8283 4 года назад +2

      Perhaps the archives are incomplete

  • @EndermTheSwordsman
    @EndermTheSwordsman 4 года назад +223

    The fact that Mario is reading Monster Musume, makes me understand how amazingly cultured he is.

    • @KookieStar
      @KookieStar 4 года назад +6

      He's an epic gamer and anime lover now.

    • @minty9749
      @minty9749 4 года назад +3

      What volume was it? I think it might be the first one but I can't tell

    • @hairymanwich478
      @hairymanwich478 4 года назад

      @@minty9749 vol. 8 lol

  • @Nomad-bl4yw
    @Nomad-bl4yw 4 года назад +2057

    Luigi sounded like a redditor when he was talking about feminine dek

    • @ellie_shrug
      @ellie_shrug 4 года назад +106

      But he was right.

    • @Vianyte
      @Vianyte 4 года назад +95

      "It's totally not gay"

    • @damienmoses124
      @damienmoses124 4 года назад +5

      @@theshyguymaster59 why do I find this funny

    • @Acampandoconfrikis
      @Acampandoconfrikis 4 года назад +63

      More like a 4chan /fit/ user

    • @HeilRay
      @HeilRay 4 года назад +22

      Pure Reddit Energy

  • @Radazuken
    @Radazuken 4 года назад +368

    Only channel I can truthfully say that I'd be disappointed if there wasn't an advertisement at the end.

  • @henrynelson9301
    @henrynelson9301 4 года назад +2994

    Super Mario parodies have evolved a lot. Mario is way funnier when he sounds nothing like the original.

    • @GottaFistDemAll
      @GottaFistDemAll 4 года назад +131

      That's legit the best type of Mario. No accent with an asshole personality = Best Mario.

    • @quagsirefan8946
      @quagsirefan8946 4 года назад +97

      It’s even funnier since Luigi has his voice, but Mario is just normal lmao

    • @bob-omb1217
      @bob-omb1217 4 года назад +19

      @@quagsirefan8946 it's like the opposite of that "safe s*x" Super Mario video.

    • @NeoGames2
      @NeoGames2 4 года назад +3

      This actually started with Angry Mario I think. An animation of him doing the exact same shit.

    • @PedroHCF37
      @PedroHCF37 4 года назад +7

      Remember Mad Mad Mario?

  • @FingeringThings
    @FingeringThings 4 года назад +707

    DeviantArt artists making their first drawing

    • @Mactoto
      @Mactoto 4 года назад +8

      MY OC - SLIGHTLY BLUER SONIC
      DO NOT STEAL!!!

    • @Facade953
      @Facade953 4 года назад +4

      Is it really such a horrific experience?😭

    • @playboibrill
      @playboibrill 4 года назад

      ruclips.net/video/b9ZhGoxDRnQ/видео.html💫

    • @Cowboycomando54
      @Cowboycomando54 4 года назад +2

      More like someone hopping on pixiv for the first time.

    • @Yamus
      @Yamus 4 года назад +1

      Mactoto hello Mac

  • @benst3r628
    @benst3r628 4 года назад +2386

    This is what happens when you tell Mario that the princess is in another castle over and over again.

    • @countryroads7211
      @countryroads7211 3 года назад +39

      “Insanity is infectious. All it takes is one..little..push.” - The Joker

    • @AnimeFan9833
      @AnimeFan9833 3 года назад +30

      "What do you get when you cross an italian plumber, with a society that tells him his princess is in another castle?...YOU GET WHAT YOU FUCKING DESERVE"

    • @makebritaingreatagain2613
      @makebritaingreatagain2613 2 года назад +24

      If you keep finding your princess in other peoples castles, it's probably time to find a new princess.

    • @weeb_dweeb
      @weeb_dweeb 2 года назад +2

      "Do you know the definition of insanity"

    • @thewildcardperson
      @thewildcardperson 2 года назад +1

      @@makebritaingreatagain2613 underrated

  • @cobaltprime9467
    @cobaltprime9467 3 года назад +1040

    0:34 that’s the most genuine “what” I’ve heard from a cartoon.

    • @kendallpeebles7481
      @kendallpeebles7481 3 года назад +23

      0:50

    • @kekero540
      @kekero540 3 года назад +3

      ruclips.net/video/HzZcAkPS6CY/видео.html

    • @stinkrat167
      @stinkrat167 2 года назад

      @@kekero540 this is the only youtube link i actually appreciated in the replies lmao. ty for not rickrolling us. I love snufkin

  • @CatMario85
    @CatMario85 8 месяцев назад +30

    Pov R34 futanari 4:21

  • @lightningjet9444
    @lightningjet9444 2 года назад +27

    5:27 “sit down, daddy has some explaining to do” 🤣🤣

    • @dollskill863
      @dollskill863 3 месяца назад

      Yeah, that did something…😳

  • @travisblitz
    @travisblitz 4 года назад +104

    "How is that f**king based Luigi!?"

  • @UserName-eb9oy
    @UserName-eb9oy 4 года назад +118

    Oh yeah. I definitely see why they added that disclaimer at the beginning.
    I can't imagine Nintendo being too thrilled about Flashgitz redpilling Mario

  • @Mr_marston1911
    @Mr_marston1911 2 года назад +41

    4:40 this was to funny 🤣🤣🤣

  • @blakeduckly2875
    @blakeduckly2875 4 года назад +1109

    Anime: I watch for the plot
    Hentai: I watch for the “plot”
    Flashgitz: I watch for the Raid Shadow Legends

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 4 года назад +4

      red shadow maggots

    • @theguardsman5358
      @theguardsman5358 4 года назад +1

      @@adamortiz4893 so you watch him too eh mate

    • @snowkbs
      @snowkbs 4 года назад

      @@adamortiz4893 I see men of culture here

    • @adamortiz4893
      @adamortiz4893 4 года назад

      @@theguardsman5358 "But how did you survive?"
      "I was dronk"

  • @FortliniTiky
    @FortliniTiky Год назад +22

    hope that Mario has enough lives to survive perfect peach.

  • @Xong217
    @Xong217 4 года назад +208

    I have no words...
    This was actual art

  • @NotKaima.F10
    @NotKaima.F10 3 месяца назад +5

    3:45 WeeGeePie doing something Unusual…

  • @triple-d2640
    @triple-d2640 4 года назад +147

    I would love to see more Paper Mario parodies like this. That animation is perfect.

  • @jwallaby7895
    @jwallaby7895 Год назад +21

    2:00 Anybody else totally miss the JP poster on their first dozen views? 😂

    • @_X1M_
      @_X1M_ Год назад

      I thought the Halo 3 ODST poster was more interesting.

    • @Nurhaal
      @Nurhaal Год назад +1

      Considering that this was a parady of what the MGTOW became? No? It was obvious JP would be in here some where lol
      It actually would've been a lot better if it was Andrew Tate, not JP.

  • @Chip-Chapley
    @Chip-Chapley 4 года назад +403

    luigi read nietzsche and apparently was too stupid to understand any of it, this is absolutly hilarious...... for reference nietzsche said an uberfrau is an "autonomous self-creating individual who is truly free because their strength, values and thoughts all emerge from within themselves."
    luigi took the first three words and went full on literal with it.

    • @JP-sm4cs
      @JP-sm4cs 4 года назад +3

      Which book is that from? I wanna read it.

    • @rainpooper7088
      @rainpooper7088 4 года назад +56

      It’s probably a joke on the fact that this is a thing edgy pseudo-intellectuals love to do, same with the „God is dead“ thing.

    • @ttv9329
      @ttv9329 4 года назад +1

      @@rainpooper7088 He is tho

    • @Acesahn
      @Acesahn 4 года назад +25

      @@ttv9329 But we shouldn't celebrate that fact, while Nietzsche cautiously believed we could become our own gods he also implied that it was impossible to become perfect morale arbiters like god supposedly was, and that we'd most likely fuck it up lol. Look around at our current morality... I'd say he was over optimistic.

    • @axelpatrickb.pingol3228
      @axelpatrickb.pingol3228 4 года назад +11

      I mean Nietzsche is famous for being misunderstood...

  • @stevelucky7579
    @stevelucky7579 2 года назад +9

    Luigi your only supposed to take one red pill a day, NOT THE WHOLE BOTTLE!

  • @straumboney1903
    @straumboney1903 7 месяцев назад +12

    This video is shadow banned.
    Search the title and you only get other videos from FG or reaction videos to it.

  • @DrRockso1987
    @DrRockso1987 4 года назад +484

    “Do you wanna hang out?”
    “No”
    “Okay”
    WHERE DO I FIND ONE LIKE HER?!

    • @whatdown5291
      @whatdown5291 4 года назад +24

      In her house.

    • @VultureClone
      @VultureClone 4 года назад +29

      So, you don't want a girlfriend, only a girl to fuck. Because why would you want a girlfriend that you didn't like?

    • @swivelshivel6576
      @swivelshivel6576 4 года назад +33

      VultureClone
      WhAtS tHe DifFEreNcE

    • @nachosrule6985
      @nachosrule6985 4 года назад +18

      @@swivelshivel6576 *SpongeBob laughing*

    • @GabrielaPerez-tj9sb
      @GabrielaPerez-tj9sb 4 года назад +4

      So do you want either a doll or a corpse

  • @CallMeAmateur
    @CallMeAmateur 4 года назад +70

    Nintendo Executive:Any Ideas for the Mario movie? ...
    That One employee

  • @ZoopZooper1
    @ZoopZooper1 Год назад +6

    3:56 NAW THIS KILLED ME SO BAD

  • @alleosussquirt8041
    @alleosussquirt8041 4 года назад +1385

    When you hear that one friend who never expressed their political opinions before expressing them for the first time.

    • @herrderr1921
      @herrderr1921 4 года назад +11

      @Shifty McGee462 what

    • @khemically6124
      @khemically6124 4 года назад +24

      And then you wish the worst upon him because he's a Trump Supporter

    • @flamingwheel9926
      @flamingwheel9926 4 года назад +18

      Talk less
      Smile more
      Don't let them know what you're against or what you're for
      Fools who run their mouths wind up dead

    • @redactedflinn6988
      @redactedflinn6988 4 года назад +42

      @@khemically6124 Can't tell if joking or a douchebag... Hoping for the latter...

    • @YAH2121
      @YAH2121 4 года назад +28

      @@khemically6124 i hope you're joking

  • @mrCetus
    @mrCetus 2 года назад +1

    Meatcanyon:draws things disturbingly and makes them more disturbing
    Flashgitz:draws things normally and makes them disturbing

  • @eldzikowski
    @eldzikowski 4 года назад +164

    I imagine this all started with a question: "what if reddit was a cartoon?"

  • @neurosis51
    @neurosis51 4 года назад +187

    Wait, so futanari was mankind's solution to our problems all along?
    Luigi: Always has been.
    I knew it.

  • @darthkagess4057
    @darthkagess4057 4 года назад +75

    The most entertaining raid shadow legend ad I have ever seen. It’s kinda like the old spice commercials. It will get people talking about it lol.

    • @sirapple589
      @sirapple589 4 года назад +5

      Have you seen Internet Historian’s ads?
      Different approach but still very entertaining.

  • @Dude-vq3oe
    @Dude-vq3oe 8 месяцев назад +2

    Did not expect Luigi to go ‘Futas, Mario. They’re the answer to everything.’

  • @XtraCrums
    @XtraCrums 2 года назад +1

    Oh this is where they got the idea for Mario's voice in the new mario movie

  • @blackky_______________9253
    @blackky_______________9253 3 года назад +165

    4:52 show this to your crush with no context

  • @infinitymemeslol
    @infinitymemeslol Год назад +4

    This video is if Seth MacFarlane made the super Mario bros. And He would also Voice Mario in this.

  • @dbsm206
    @dbsm206 Год назад +5

    Damn Chris Pratt did a fine job voicing this.

  • @SpicyClover
    @SpicyClover 4 года назад +1346

    Summary of this video:
    Mario gets pissed at women.
    He makes himself a "better" version of peach.
    FBI gets called.
    Luigi turns peach into a futa.
    Mario burns them all in the fire.
    "Better" Peach drags him in the fire.

    • @koreaface
      @koreaface 4 года назад +24

      Damn it you just spoiled the ending for me

    • @wolfpackshot1373
      @wolfpackshot1373 4 года назад +6

      @free wifi Mario Kingdom Police Department

    • @korvix9536
      @korvix9536 4 года назад +39

      You forgot to add Luigi turns from Italian to Futa worshiping German.

    • @thejallenator5722
      @thejallenator5722 4 года назад

      free wifi it's a me, a STALIN

    • @dot9424
      @dot9424 4 года назад +5

      ​@@korvix9536 "The unterfrau must be made uberfrau!"

  • @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773
    @lordzamasuvegetablackfusio9773 4 года назад +65

    A famous man once said, "We create our own demons."

  • @jordant_330
    @jordant_330 4 года назад +29

    @4:13 luigi just sounds like a anime villian with a fucked world view

  • @endertrade4893
    @endertrade4893 10 месяцев назад +7

    "The Unterfrau must become the Oberfrau" -Luigi
    As a German this is absolutely hilarious

  • @Odrikah
    @Odrikah 4 года назад +40

    "You're my... Girlfriend."
    "Okay! Do you wanna hang out?"
    "No."
    "...Okay!"
    Jesus Christ that one fucking got me

  • @firestar4407
    @firestar4407 3 года назад +53

    0:57 That ''Oh'' sounds really devastating.

  • @danielrules-espinal
    @danielrules-espinal 2 года назад +2

    This feels like an episode of South Park where Cartman and Stan try to fix Timmy with Cartman as Mario, Stan as Luigi, and Timmy as Peach.

  • @SgtOkapi
    @SgtOkapi 4 года назад +885

    If nintendo copyright claims this, that means Mario canonically has been accused for domestic violence and has committed arson.

    • @funny.gon-12
      @funny.gon-12 4 года назад +5

      P.s right winger chad.

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 4 года назад +9

      OrangeBoy Productions yeah good job reposting the same comment. Your ape brain must have been hard at work there

    • @funny.gon-12
      @funny.gon-12 4 года назад +4

      Bro it's a joke a chad us an overly masculine figure who only cares about themself so it still fits into context .

    • @50shekels
      @50shekels 4 года назад +7

      pika productions XD I don’t know what you’re even trying to say

    • @funny.gon-12
      @funny.gon-12 4 года назад +3

      1 it's a joke
      2 who said being a Chad is a good thing .

  • @xXAllyboyXx
    @xXAllyboyXx 4 года назад +554

    *Plot Twist:* The red pills are actually black pills underneath

    • @jojosghostt202
      @jojosghostt202 3 года назад +3

      What's a black pill

    • @zeche8477
      @zeche8477 3 года назад +15

      If you take too many redpills you’ll overdose and enter a state of being that isn’t too dissimilar to being blackpilled

    • @uritazdharmakaliyuha
      @uritazdharmakaliyuha 3 года назад +17

      @@jojosghostt202 Depression and hopelessness

    • @evilblackcat6357
      @evilblackcat6357 3 года назад +7

      It's not so much 'black pills' as it is taking so many red pills everything fades to black. Ah, the sweet embrace of nihilism...
      ( ^,..,^)

    • @uritazdharmakaliyuha
      @uritazdharmakaliyuha 3 года назад +1

      @@evilblackcat6357 if everything is meaningless, then stop searching for meaning and start going for purpose. Thinking about what to do is more motivating than why you're here.

  • @Km-se5ye
    @Km-se5ye 3 года назад +328

    Is Meat Canyon the voice actor for Mario I feel like I recognize that scream .

  • @malikam6166
    @malikam6166 2 года назад +14

    0:44 I was Luigi this entire video

  • @Im_dumb528
    @Im_dumb528 8 месяцев назад +1

    4:39 this is the best part.

  • @Widogast680
    @Widogast680 6 месяцев назад +2

    I had to Google this. I couldn't search this on RUclips. WTF!

  • @Megapixel8063
    @Megapixel8063 3 года назад +99

    I love that Peach and Luigi have their normal voices, but Mario is completely different.

  • @mrvaporiz
    @mrvaporiz 4 года назад +59

    This was Mario after Odessy when Peach turned him down

    • @edcaous
      @edcaous 4 года назад +4

      *left him stranded on the moon
      Well, you can breathe on the moon, because there's no water there, so it doesn't matter.

  • @PX-13
    @PX-13 8 месяцев назад +1

    "Where did I go wrong?"
    -Mario probably

  • @ShaunKY.
    @ShaunKY. 4 года назад +33

    3:54 "It'sa based Mario"

    • @Tootz3374
      @Tootz3374 Год назад +6

      HOW IS THAT FUCKIN BASED LUIGI?!?!

  • @Thumper894
    @Thumper894 2 года назад +2

    “Get back in the fire, Peach!” just kills me.

  • @faulire8486
    @faulire8486 3 года назад +282

    We need more good animation parodies like this.

    • @JS-wp4gs
      @JS-wp4gs 2 года назад +3

      ......it was a parody?

  • @jakk222
    @jakk222 4 года назад +151

    “SPITHY LIKE A GABBA GOO!”
    I don’t know

  • @nickcariglio8228
    @nickcariglio8228 2 года назад +2

    Copyright striking this would mean Mario is canonically misogynistic

  • @amhendrickson93
    @amhendrickson93 3 года назад +272

    2:13 I like how Mario has a poster of Jordan Peterson with the caption "Clean Your Room" in his bedroom.

    • @stormisuedonym4599
      @stormisuedonym4599 3 года назад +22

      His *messy* bedroom.

    • @fortyninehike
      @fortyninehike 2 года назад +4

      He throws blame all around and never looks at his own actions as a source for his bitterness. You don’t just get to walk away after going down that hole

    • @winzyl9546
      @winzyl9546 2 года назад +1

      @@fortyninehike he is based and redpilled, you a beta.

  • @calzonecalvin3586
    @calzonecalvin3586 4 года назад +58

    I just thought this would be a
    Paper Mario: The Origami King parody...
    I... I guess not...

  • @sxnbu
    @sxnbu 2 года назад +1

    the "unterfrau must be made überfrau" i'm so fckn happy to be learning german cuz oh my god

  • @theylivewesleep.5139
    @theylivewesleep.5139 4 года назад +35

    Yes, 4chan really went off the rails when they started trap posting.

    • @alexsolomons2996
      @alexsolomons2996 4 года назад +3

      I like /pol/ better

    • @almalone3282
      @almalone3282 4 года назад +1

      90% of trap/futa posts are ironic though

    • @bamesjond7495
      @bamesjond7495 4 года назад

      /k/ it's a magical place

    • @chaosXP3RT
      @chaosXP3RT 4 года назад

      @@almalone3282 Eventually irony evolves into sincerity

  • @rattocaster_fgc3186
    @rattocaster_fgc3186 4 года назад +240

    If only getting a girlfriend was this easy in real life

    • @mrstealyourgirlmafia5030
      @mrstealyourgirlmafia5030 4 года назад +3

      Thats why you just draw some

    • @Kirealta
      @Kirealta 4 года назад

      BETA

    • @Desempleado666
      @Desempleado666 4 года назад +2

      simp

    • @captainplague4921
      @captainplague4921 4 года назад +16

      All you gotta do just lower your standards. I mean a lot then you’ll find one

    • @valenesco45
      @valenesco45 4 года назад +14

      @@captainplague4921 i guess a virgin girlfriend is too high standands...

  • @artificialminer6566
    @artificialminer6566 Год назад +2

    4:08 lol

  • @Deicide777
    @Deicide777 4 года назад +87

    2:07 he reading monster musume like an intellectual

    • @amadeusxz
      @amadeusxz 4 года назад +5

      Yes i noticed that also the comic or book show papi and miia

    • @enhanceddagger
      @enhanceddagger 4 года назад +4

      Agreed wise one

  • @jaxe8321
    @jaxe8321 5 месяцев назад +2

    Mario be spitting facts

  • @Graywolf2442
    @Graywolf2442 4 года назад +57

    "SPICY LIKE A GABAGOO!!!"

    • @DaRealGamble
      @DaRealGamble 4 года назад +4

      Gabagool actually lol

    • @buddakream978
      @buddakream978 4 года назад +2

      NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!

    • @skeletonking27
      @skeletonking27 4 года назад +1

      That was the funniest fucking thing ever

    • @celticfox
      @celticfox 4 года назад +1

      Maron!! Ayyo, the gabagoooooo!

  • @matthewtalbot-paine7977
    @matthewtalbot-paine7977 Год назад +2

    Oh yes I had to come here specifically to hear about the most advertised game on youtube raid shadow legends.

  • @JUMPYCOOL
    @JUMPYCOOL 4 года назад +63

    Mario: Where Did You Get That Bag Of Redpills?
    Luigi: *Hides It Benind His Back*

  • @skeletonking27
    @skeletonking27 4 года назад +26

    This needs to be like... a series. I like the art style and the voices

  • @CjR88
    @CjR88 4 месяца назад +4

    It's going from satire to real

  • @supersaiyajason5243
    @supersaiyajason5243 4 года назад +83

    "Where did you get that bag of red pills", my God that's impressive writing.

    • @bullykojima3232
      @bullykojima3232 4 года назад

      Can you explain that ? I didn't know what it meant

    • @eduardojose981
      @eduardojose981 4 года назад

      Is a reference to the matrix

    • @bullykojima3232
      @bullykojima3232 4 года назад

      @@eduardojose981 and what is it supposed to mean ?

    • @eduardojose981
      @eduardojose981 4 года назад

      @@bullykojima3232 the red pills mean knowong the truth

    • @rhyscampbell3489
      @rhyscampbell3489 4 года назад +6

      Subscribing to anyone who subscribes me “The Red Pill” is an online community of disaffected men who hate women. That’s why when Luigi was talking about eradicating women Mario asks why he had a bag of red pills

  • @bruhstudios8315
    @bruhstudios8315 2 года назад +1

    i looked at my time when peach said “it’s 8 30” and the time said 8 20
    she was so close to accurate timing

  • @Coolnerd89
    @Coolnerd89 4 года назад +248

    Jesus christ, it's like you lived on 4chan for a few weeks and this was the fever dream you had after. You poor, poor soul.

    • @goldboyjr
      @goldboyjr 4 года назад +33

      found the roastie

    • @neednewipposeason
      @neednewipposeason 4 года назад +17

      found the redditor

    • @jsuoar6394
      @jsuoar6394 4 года назад +3

      This is satirical, I'm sure they're mocking the /pol/tards. No one takes 4chan seriously dude

    • @Coolnerd89
      @Coolnerd89 4 года назад +5

      @@jsuoar6394 That's the joke lol. /pol/ is probably the only bad board these days, it's just fun to poke the bear.

    • @SilentHellVG
      @SilentHellVG 4 года назад +2

      @@Coolnerd89 Nah, /v/ is trash. It might as well be moved to /trash/.

  • @Yoshieso
    @Yoshieso Месяц назад +1

    This is totally unrealistic, Luigi doesn't talk, he only decides to hide conveniently in the scenery

  • @imblue7612
    @imblue7612 4 года назад +652

    This video has 2k dislikes. People can’t take a joke.

    • @14megasxlr
      @14megasxlr 4 года назад +44

      That's pretty average numbers for any video with this many views, I think.

    • @imblue7612
      @imblue7612 4 года назад +11

      Arch Angel Michael. That makes more sense

    • @manubishe
      @manubishe 4 года назад +1

      or Peach's superiority

    • @skeletonking27
      @skeletonking27 4 года назад +1

      Seriously

    • @ghoulbuster1
      @ghoulbuster1 4 года назад +7

      I promise you all those dislikes are about raid shadow maggots

  • @mylesj4380
    @mylesj4380 4 года назад +59

    “It’s based Mario.”

    • @v-set5721
      @v-set5721 3 года назад +8

      _"How is that fucking based Luigi?"_

  • @addingxxtoyournamedoesntma8332
    @addingxxtoyournamedoesntma8332 3 года назад +102

    4:53
    I'll never see peach the same way I did 6 years ago

  • @butterfingah8626
    @butterfingah8626 4 года назад +67

    Mario reading Monster Musume shows how much class he has

    • @seanmuller7579
      @seanmuller7579 4 года назад +5

      As someone who is practically addicted to monster girl encyclopedia (and as such monster musume) i agree

    • @deadaccount2968
      @deadaccount2968 4 года назад +1

      Sean Muller The world building in MGE is great.

  • @desmonides
    @desmonides 3 месяца назад +1

    Why does Mario start the skit off spitting straight facts tho

  • @dub3r5
    @dub3r5 4 года назад +79

    Only a minute in and, Luigi has a gun in his mouth.