The Phantom Menace figures had the name cut off. I shat you not, Watto was called 'What', but the best one was Darth Maul, who was simply called 'Dennis'. Dennis the Phantom Menace.
The cut off section of these exact figures had some great names. Obi Wan was "Toby-One". Young Anakin was "Little Girl". Darth Maul was "Dennis". Best of all, Watto was "What".
@@upyoursdotcomThat’s a bold claim, considering that you couldn’t even be bothered to look up the figures to see if it checks out, which I did, and it does, so who are you calling “stupid”?
Now THAT is a slogan worthy of a T-shirt. In fact I'm pretty sure there are such things as "Jesus swept" T-shirts, as evidenced by a very quick Google search.
I really dig Alec, he seems to be a Bootleg Expert. Also I love how when he was explaining the stormtroopers molds, Ashens decided to put on a lovely little play for all of us.
I'm very upset, these were recently in the Metro newspaper, the cardboard wasn't cut off and it has their amazing names on the front. Watto was 'What' Obi-Wan was 'Toby-Wan Kenobi' The Emperor was 'Daft Sidious' There was a blue and white C3PO called 'R2-3PO And Darth Maul was 'Dennis'. It would be amazing to see you guys' reactions to the names but they've been cut off! Travesty!
12:40 I loved the srar wals trilogy Including: Episope 4 A new hop Episope 5 The umpire srikes buck Episope 6 Rehurn of the yeti What did I just come up with?
Ah good old fat Predator one of my favourite Star Wars characters .My favourite movie part is When Fat Predator saved luke from the ... ehm... Evil black space Dinosaurs ... ?
+AlCool209 The figure is actually called Dennis, believe it or not :D www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3354564/Hilariously-named-fake-Star-Wars-toys-including-Toby-One-Kenobi-sent-shop.html
Light sabers have been yellow, There is also orange, white and black core, Disney deleted the star wars history now and days. There's also light whips.
Lesbian Amidala would mean no Luke and Leia. No Luke and Leia would mean no i̶n̶c̶e̶s̶t̶u̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶k̶i̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ original trilogy! Do you really want that?
"kick it spuddy!" says han solo, enthusiastically to Chewbacca's weird uncle who's filling in for chewie whilst he films the holiday special, confident that it will be his chance to leave the crowded world of space smuggling behind "a parsec isn't even a unit of measurement used to express time, really han and I just got lost and crashed on space Tijuana for six weeks midway through the kestle run. He's never been the same since. All those pangalactic gargle-blasters went straight to his head then he kept going on about parsecs, no one had the space heart to tell him otherwise." Chewbacca states glumly to the space barman. As he gets a space call from his uncle "han locked himself in the bathroom and he won't stop crying." "why?!?" asks Chewbacca anxiously. "I don't know" replies spuddy "He kept talking about parsecs and I told him what a parsec was. Then he freaked out and flipped the holo-chess board, nearly scared me half to space death" " RAWRRR" shouts Chewbacca, enraged at his uncle's recklessness. "I'll be there by tomorrow" chewie states, solomly acknowledging his career as a star was over before it had begun. As it took several space weeks to coax Han out of the space bathroom filming of the holiday special was delayed and to get it out in time for *holiday* they had to rush production. This, children, was the story of how chewbacca's weird uncle ruined the star wars holiday special and Han solo's sanity.
Wow, that black series Stormtrooper knockoff was not bad at all if you are looking for a cheap alternative to building an army of them. Impressive. Most impressive. Love these videos, ty!!!
as fake as the dialogue. I think BO Kenobi is hulking out. . I wonder if its for the fact he could only find his padawan tunic in yellow at the local Dollar General. Annie has yellow sneakers I think it is like a friend of mine I knew back in the 1990's was on a strict budget and was sulking as he was trying to buy cowboy boots at the local Dollar General and being forced to settle for emergency yellow work boots as he was short on cash. I forced him to because I was in a hurry to get home. I guess he could have saved his money and bought nothing. that is what these toys are, as is the second trilogy, except for Episode III(at times).
Nah - "Used for display...in a pet-free/smoke-free home...and includes original packaging" - There, fixed... I'm not kidding - check the online auctions sometime... Oh, and if you ever need the left leg of a 1980s ?????....also, check out the online auctions.
I shoulda scrolled through these comments before I made one, mind you 3 years ago I had never heard of Bill Bailey and have only heard of him now because one of my mates has a seriously dark/twisted sense of humour. He really does look like him though. I wonder if these knock offs are now worth a mint? Some have been so notorious that they have wound up being more valuable than the dinky di article.
The Omnipresent Arceus I know you probably don't care anymore, but if you haven't done so already, check out his Ladida review then you'll know what he sounds like in song.
Ah, that famous scene from episode 1. I remember like it was yesterday:
Young Anakin Skywalker: Are you an angel?
Padme Amidala: I AM QUEER.
look at that nep
+TekTheNinja 'I don't like sand- it's rough and coarse'. Anakin sure got the swag on Padme.
+Banter Lord Everytime I do it makes me Nep.
+TekTheNinja Nepnep
Hmm... Surprised by the amount of Neptunia fans here. :3
0:42 I'm 98% sure that lightsaber is just a Capri-Sun straw.
Yep so true......
Capri-Sun? Thanks Mum!
Thanks Mum!
+Mememaster123456 *opens lunchbag* "Thanks a bloody lot, mum."
Grey Engineer _opens_ _lunchbag_ "Oh fuck off mum, where's me bloody monster energy"
The Phantom Menace figures had the name cut off. I shat you not, Watto was called 'What', but the best one was Darth Maul, who was simply called 'Dennis'. Dennis the Phantom Menace.
He did look up to Darth Wilson.
I mean that was everyones reaction to Watto anyway "What?" So much so the bootleggers called him what.
Who says Dennis is the Phantom Menace?
"Hehe, that's me!"
The cut off section of these exact figures had some great names. Obi Wan was "Toby-One". Young Anakin was "Little Girl". Darth Maul was "Dennis". Best of all, Watto was "What".
The best knockoffs ever. Also, "Daft Serious" and "Fly-Gone"
Not true
@@upyoursdotcomhow do you know? Care to share how you know they are wrong?
@@mr_cobolts Because I'm not stupid
@@upyoursdotcomThat’s a bold claim, considering that you couldn’t even be bothered to look up the figures to see if it checks out, which I did, and it does, so who are you calling “stupid”?
10:30 - "Looking a bit more like Jesus of Nazareth this time but with a broom handle"
Jesus swept..?
Well, he does "clean house" by a figure of speech.
Now THAT is a slogan worthy of a T-shirt. In fact I'm pretty sure there are such things as "Jesus swept" T-shirts, as evidenced by a very quick Google search.
*Slow Claps* Clever pun
I mean... He WAS a carpenter soooo... maybe?
Yes he did chores
I really dig Alec, he seems to be a Bootleg Expert.
Also I love how when he was explaining the stormtroopers molds, Ashens decided to put on a lovely little play for all of us.
lol Darth Maul with his fashionable green tunic.
Forrest Mission he is on.
That's not Darth Maul. That's his half-brother, Dennis.
Dark Mace
Chevy Chase Maul...
@@jayive34 I thought you were just joking, then I saw the other comments. His name is genuinely Dennis.
My god.
the jarjar almost looks like an official figure
Off-putting no matter what
I'm very upset, these were recently in the Metro newspaper, the cardboard wasn't cut off and it has their amazing names on the front.
Watto was 'What'
Obi-Wan was 'Toby-Wan Kenobi'
The Emperor was 'Daft Sidious'
There was a blue and white C3PO called 'R2-3PO
And Darth Maul was 'Dennis'.
It would be amazing to see you guys' reactions to the names but they've been cut off! Travesty!
Oh and don't forget 'Fly-Gone Jin'
lol. someone as cool as Darth maul(and you can't argue with me because he has freaking robot legs) got a name as normal as dennis? just,why?
Joshua Tice well he could he known as Dennis in the human world if he ever uh.....became human I guess
@@Silver_wind_1987_ Dennis us his real name, but only his mother calls him that now. Usually when he hasn't phoned for a week.
antlerflax was
they cut the backing cardboard to protect you from the ridiculous names
The cut side isn't even. It looks as though they were two-packs before someone got greedy.
Dennis? That would have been such a better film if that were his name
Dennis the phantom menace
+Mr sam. whatever
"Dennis the phantom menace"
Brilliant :D
They should have left it
Ashens is looking a bit different in the thumbnail. Did he do something with his hair?
please apply cold water to burnt area
Haha
XD
***** Yeah, I noticed. I mean, £20 for what is essentially a full rucksack?
no chill
2 grown men sitting on their knees next to a couch playing with toys. Quality entertainment!
I think they have little stools
Probably poor diets.
Anakin: Are you an angel?
Padmé: I am queer
Anakin, I'm queer...
Palpy Anikin: Are you an angel?
Padme`:I am queer.
She wasn't until she met Anikin.
*LIAR!*
Noooooooooooooooo
Dew it
12:40 I loved the srar wals trilogy
Including:
Episope 4 A new hop
Episope 5 The umpire srikes buck
Episope 6 Rehurn of the yeti
What did I just come up with?
Rog won: A srar wals snory
The plastic melon
Attack of the clowns
Reveneg of the sit
-McPie- and episope 7: the horce awokens
Basil Bonehead Rouge Won; A Star Wart Tale.
Teh Lsat Jdei
Ashens, you must destroy Jar Jar.
BURN HIM, BURN HIM BEFORE IT'S TOO LATE!
There's theories that he's a sith lord
+scott Winter Don't you mean Darth Darth Binks
scott Winter didnt the figure already look boiled?
15:45 Oh my word, it's Hagrid. "Yeh'r a wizzard, ashens"
"Overweight Predator"
That's what it says on my business card.
Very cool
Lol
Harvey Weinstein
The expression on that Darth Maul figurine reminds me a bit of Will Ferrell for some reason.
I guess the character is now officially qui-gon janitor of Nazareth
"Those Alpacas people always have at comicons"
*Looks over to my bed.*
*Makes direct eye contact with the pink, soft alpaca I got at a comicon.*
UHM
"That thing that was in doctor who once" BANNAKAFFALATTA!
CYYYBOOORRRG
+Mina F DALEKS!
+Mina F my favorite were the bin vochi, ("'God save the cactuses' 'thats cacti' thats racist'")
Nevar 5get
+Mina F Can Can I just call you Banna, it's gonna save us a lot of time!
6:50 Today, Qui Gon Jinn will be played by... Jesus.
The fake black series one doesn't seem that bad actually
It looked more like the real thing to me. The head did at least.
The bootleg Black Series you can easily find on eBay, they're for sure worth the price
I like it, too. Would the bent gun straighten out after placing it in hot (not boiling) water?
Boiling water should straighten it out.
Congrats on a million subs Ashens! This was the first channel I subscribed to. Back in '07.
hello Spartan!
+QuirkyAdventures Hello!
Pull your tongue out of his ass, fucking brown nose
+MrFuryHeritag3 Shit got real here.
+ProtoGeek Productions I see what you did there >:3
Million subscribers! Well done :)
small loan of a million subs!
+Paris Hilton idubbbztv?
+Caillou NoLastNameGiven "The paintjob's decent."
+End My Suffering Wutchyu talkin' 'bout, Willis?
+Will Shedden yay
4:43 Star Wars: Episode I - Directer by John Woo.
+Rihards Rožāns
Who directed Star Wart Epi Sope 2?
homesponge Srar Wals.
+homesponge Leorge Gucas
+homesponge your mom
+Rihards Rožāns george luce
I like how Alec sounds like a combination of Richard Ayoade and David Mitchell
"I am Queer."
-Queer Amidala 2015
Don't you mean 1999?
Queen A*
Srar Wals was my favourite franchise growing up, watching Hon Sulu fly around the galaxy in the Mirrenium Eagle was great.
With his first mate Chewing Tobacco
That small hole in the couch have grown the past 3 months. Bad omen.
once it reaches a certain width the world will end
+John Carver It will swallow the world
+Sanctus run away
+Balc0ra's Gaming that's where the grass mask lives
Well I'm just saying. The last one had a hole in it. He left it in a forest 5 years ago.
The video thumbnail of chewie looks like the Necronomicon.
It was never meant for the realm of the living.
It's the 1000th anniversary special edition plush covered Necronomicon. Only 12 monthly instalments if £25.99 each from The Franklin Mint.
Haha. Amazing observation.
Ah good old fat Predator one of my favourite Star Wars characters .My favourite movie part is When Fat Predator saved luke from the ... ehm... Evil black space Dinosaurs ... ?
Ashen's sarcasm and the absolutely appauling quality of some of these products puts me in stitches xD
Whoa, Ashens has 1M subs now. That took way too long for such an entertaining and informative channel.
6 years later and not even a million more, it makes me sad
People have no taste.
@@peterclarke7240 ain't that the truth
Qui gon became the spy crab at 11:00
_holy shit_
+Digital_Banquet Zoidberg!
you mean fly gon?
+JJR actually it was a generic decapodian and his undercover name was hugh mann
I've seen Krull, and I can't be the only one . . .
+Jonathan Hughes krull isnt that bad, it does have liam neeson in it
+Jonathan Hughes I've seen it. It's about as good as Zardoz was
+Jonathan Hughes yea i have too it was on tv not long ago suprisingly...
+Jonathan Hughes I have also seen Krull & as a bonus own it on DVD.
+Jonathan Hughes They used to have it on tv allot, I'm sure many enjoyed it in their youth :) I know I did!
Oh boy, am I excited for Srar Wals: The Froc Awkers!
Chewbacca's drunk Uncle was in the holiday special
Darth Maul's head looks like an inflated rubber glove.
Oh. My. God.
+TheLegendofWaddleDee A fucking inflatable fucking glove, you mean.
+SiGhast ahhhhhhhhhhhh is see what you did there!
lol
Adventures on TAT-ooine
It’s been 5 years. I hope you are still proud of this comment. You should be.
Nothing will ever beat that Star Worts you reviewed a long while ago.
Alec is great - cool and knowledgeable, would like to see more collabs with him.
for the record, that 'russian lady hand warmer thing' is called...
a muff
talk about a missed opportunity
Darth Maul looks like Dennis Hopper as King Koopa in the Super Mario Bros movie!
+AlCool209 That's what I thought too.
+Tom Holmes me too.
He looks like Will Ferrell.
+AlCool209 The figure is actually called Dennis, believe it or not :D
www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-3354564/Hilariously-named-fake-Star-Wars-toys-including-Toby-One-Kenobi-sent-shop.html
He really does! XD
"Feel my Chewbacca"
Best quote from this video: "6 inch black series...."
Mr Roper?
Man after chewie saw Han die he really fell hard on the drugs.
Me too
Was that Obi Wanker Nobi?
Yes
Id actually pay a decent amount for a Dennis figure
Jar jar looks like he’s got a strong dominant hand...
He had to come in the end.
Asking someone to 'pet my Chewbacca' almost got me arrested once.
Srar Wals was an actual series. The Enqire Slrikes Bark was the best film in the trilogy, obviously.
"I rolrve yoour."
"I krow."
Classic.
Maul looks like he's pulled a red rubber glove over his head.
Light sabers have been yellow, There is also orange, white and black core, Disney deleted the star wars history now and days. There's also light whips.
True their is yellow light sabers but I don't think the entire light sabers including the hilt is supposed to be yellow
+Marc Cannon I just noticed the hilt was yellow, oops, I thought the hilt was in his hand covered and you had to attach it or something.
How the hell would a black lightsaber work?
+BugPope They'd be a shade or two darker than Mace Windu's purple lightsaber.
+BugPope I guess you'd have use it in daytime if that's possible in space..??
1 MILLION SUBS!!!!! CONGRATS MR ASHENS!
(Who else noticed?!)
"I am queer". Immediately a better film.
*gay*
Lesbian Amidala would mean no Luke and Leia.
No Luke and Leia would mean no i̶n̶c̶e̶s̶t̶u̶o̶u̶s̶ ̶k̶i̶s̶s̶i̶n̶g̶ original trilogy!
Do you really want that?
ThePreciseClimber
yes
ThePreciseClimber lesbian Amidala sounds like something I could get into to
"Queer" can also mean "Strange", which describes her outfits perfectly.
this is the first Ashens video i ever watched, it is nostalgic to me
"It's OK, it's in potato Chewbacca" must be one of the funniest things I've ever heard. And I've heard like four!
Qui Gon looked like jesus
Truly, relics from a Qui-Gon era...
"kick it spuddy!" says han solo, enthusiastically to Chewbacca's weird uncle who's filling in for chewie whilst he films the holiday special, confident that it will be his chance to leave the crowded world of space smuggling behind "a parsec isn't even a unit of measurement used to express time, really han and I just got lost and crashed on space Tijuana for six weeks midway through the kestle run. He's never been the same since. All those pangalactic gargle-blasters went straight to his head then he kept going on about parsecs, no one had the space heart to tell him otherwise." Chewbacca states glumly to the space barman. As he gets a space call from his uncle "han locked himself in the bathroom and he won't stop crying." "why?!?" asks Chewbacca anxiously. "I don't know" replies spuddy "He kept talking about parsecs and I told him what a parsec was. Then he freaked out and flipped the holo-chess board, nearly scared me half to space death" " RAWRRR" shouts Chewbacca, enraged at his uncle's recklessness. "I'll be there by tomorrow" chewie states, solomly acknowledging his career as a star was over before it had begun. As it took several space weeks to coax Han out of the space bathroom filming of the holiday special was delayed and to get it out in time for *holiday* they had to rush production. This, children, was the story of how chewbacca's weird uncle ruined the star wars holiday special and Han solo's sanity.
That Qui Gon Jinn figure looks more like Manny from Black Books.
love that show
You guys crack me up. The second Qui Gone Gin looks a lot like the British comedian Bill Bailey.
On the storm trooper, I do like that the knock off's helmet sits a bit lower like they did in the movie. That was my only complaint with the real one.
y'know i'd buy that knockoff black series one.
you win this time.
Alec: "For England, Ashens?"
Ashens: "For England, Alec."
This has been my totally unrelated movie/video game reference for the day.
I like the repro Stormtroopers. Given the "for adult modelers" line on the box, the clicks are probably there so you can keep them posed.
The fake storm trooper looked more like the original storm trooper lol
Lol I was thinking the same thing, it looks like film version from A New Hope
Does it make him less fake? Or makes original fake... i am confused
Qui Gon or Bill Bailey?
We will never know..
+Doctor Craptonicus was going to comment the same thing lol
Darude Sandstorm
+Doctor Craptonicus Star Wars: Return of the Black Books
+Doctor Craptonicus Waaaay too much hair for Mr. Bailey.
Ashens, I heard that the Srar Wals figures were factory rejects that were snuck out and packaged elsewhere. Not entirely sure if that's true or not.
Oh look, it's Cirrhosis Wan Kenobi. Now with 25% more liver failure.
Space Spuddy must be Ashen's best discovery since the violin with funny laughter key.
Oh wow! That stuffed Chewie is crazy.
"I am queer" - I'm dying! XD
_Ashens out of context_ whoops!
a small loan of a million tat..
stop
+Aman Kamil well memed
+Aman Kamil WHAT IS THIS?!
+Aman Kamil Was that a Trump joke ?
I like big dildos
I'm naming my new Sex Pistols parody band the "shit pistols."
Giving no money to Disney sounds like a good deal.
You guys are hilarious! Thanks for the laughs and please keep them coming.
Wow, that black series Stormtrooper knockoff was not bad at all if you are looking for a cheap alternative to building an army of them. Impressive. Most impressive. Love these videos, ty!!!
Judging by the eyes, the role of Qui-Gon will be played by... some guy from Arrakis.
as fake as the dialogue. I think BO Kenobi is hulking out. . I wonder if its for the fact he could only find his padawan tunic in yellow at the local Dollar General. Annie has yellow sneakers I think it is like a friend of mine I knew back in the 1990's was on a strict budget and was sulking as he was trying to buy cowboy boots at the local Dollar General and being forced to settle for emergency yellow work boots as he was short on cash. I forced him to because I was in a hurry to get home. I guess he could have saved his money and bought nothing. that is what these toys are, as is the second trilogy, except for Episode III(at times).
rainbow flavored Watto
TASTE THE RAINBOW ANII
Credits will do fine.
+Some guy on the internet you barely even know but still got into a huge flamewar with. No, they won't
GammaRidley Credits WILL do fine
+Some guy on the internet you barely even know but still got into a huge flamewar with. No, they WON'T.
2:53 Queen A: "Now, Vicer Occupation, I am Queer. This is my C! If we do no."
Only just found this in Nov. 2019 and it's given me the best laughs by far for the entire year 🤣🤣
I can’t believe you took them out of their packaging.....now they’re worthless.
Nah - "Used for display...in a pet-free/smoke-free home...and includes original packaging" - There, fixed... I'm not kidding - check the online auctions sometime... Oh, and if you ever need the left leg of a 1980s ?????....also, check out the online auctions.
They've always been worthless
Darth Maul looks like that one famous Nicolas cage meme
dude, look up bowser( dennis hopper) from the Mario movie. im convinced its his mold
I was leaning Chevy Chase...but now I can see Dennis Hopper there...
7:00 that's Bill Bailey
I shoulda scrolled through these comments before I made one, mind you 3 years ago I had never heard of Bill Bailey and have only heard of him now because one of my mates has a seriously dark/twisted sense of humour. He really does look like him though.
I wonder if these knock offs are now worth a mint? Some have been so notorious that they have wound up being more valuable than the dinky di article.
Hes hilarious in Blacks Books
@@wopjohn Bill Bailey is a funny genius!
What i wish for christmas is an ashens toy review where he sound genuinely impressed by a really shitty product.
That would make my day.
I love the idea of two grown men, sitting on the floor infront of a couch playing with action figures.
Qui Gon looks like George Carlin.
Film 21 Productions Specifically, Rufus at the beginning of Bill & Ted’s Bogus Journey
There’s also a rainbow coloured Darth Vader I’m guessing his name is Darth Gaytor
Would you shove these toys up your shit hole, too
@@mr.joshua204 bruh chill with the shoving things up your "gaping shit hole"
Mr. Joshua dude it’s just a joke don’t be such a snowflake ❄️
I think it's bloody hilarious when you speak the lyrics of songs instead of singing them XD
Check out his "Violin - Beautiful sound strange shape" video, then.
+TNTlover9 okay XD
You know, now I'm curious what Ashens in song sounds like!
The Omnipresent Arceus I know you probably don't care anymore, but if you haven't done so already, check out his Ladida review then you'll know what he sounds like in song.
"yep, mace windu's got a purple one- as the graffiti says." -ashens 2015, this magnificent joke was just overlooked. wow.
that guy on krull was a legend mate! great great GREAT film!!!!
Thumbs up for the Krull reference =)
Yes, a big thumbs up for that!
Fucking space supuddy almost made me die of laughter.
ngl the srar wals ones peak my interest because they are high quality reproductions and probably cheaper than the real ones
Ashens has finally hit 1 million subscribers, about damn time if you ask me.
that space spuddy looks so creepy and adorable at the same time.