Terminator Salvation Cyberskin Generator | Ashens
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- These new-fangled toys are so complicated! When I was a boy all we had were wooden trains and intricate electronic computation engines specifically designed to provide interactive entertainment through a visual display created by firing sub-atomic particles against a sheet of specially treated glass.
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"Honey, what's all that stuff on the sofa?"
"Don't worry, it's just cyberflesh"
*backs away*
What is earth's defence system?
@@merlinthegray 😏😏👉👌😈😈
@@residentflamingo115 I agree
@@merlinthegray oh fuck
People this unfunny and negative don't usually have girlfriends unless they've ordered them off the Internet
Can I use this 'cyberskin' to reverse a botched circumcision?
I love you lmao
🤢
The National Guard Σ and that’s taking it quite far
@@doodledangernoodle2517 fork borgers. If u atheis liek if agre
Hahahahahhahahahahahahahaahhahhahaaahahahahahahahahaahhaahahahah ew
"Inject mold with goo"
Buy a guy a drink first, pal.
Your profile picture makes this comment funnier for some reason
Nice joke
hey I like drinks and injection with goo
You should have peeled off all of the skin from the skeleton except for the boxers part.
😂😂😂
Aquin DIAPER MAN
I hate to imagine that
The real Captain Underpants.
There is something eternally hilarious about a generally quite person screaming erratically "oh for FUCKS SAKE" about water spilling on his sofa. XD
It so hilarious
Cerberus litter box! yea its so genuine i love that part!
Cerberus litter box! quiet* Sorry, I couldn't help it... ;P
Ninja Matrix We knwe whta he maent. -_-
drop zone And I know what you meant... but I'm still gonna correct you! *know *what *meant >=3
Ah, back when "Terminator: Salvation" was deemed the worst in the franchise. Good times, good times.
Never..that shitshow T3 was out before it
Dark Fate has taken that title now
Allan Of El Salvador not a chance.. amazing movie. Genisys or whatever it’s called was way way worse
@@Wasteman365 thats a great load of bullshit.
I want that toy.....
...now
Says a lot that the 90's version of this actually had a better design overall (the mould was smaller so you didn't get that extra waste all around the body, and the hinge was metal so opening and closing it was easier). It also came with weapon accessories and two terminator figures so you could stage actual battles. Man such nostalgia!
i had it too
I came here to write I had the old version haha.
Yeah same here... Not to mention the "bioflesh" came in a jar instead of a loose packet.
That is the thing people who didn't experience the 90's don't understand.
Everything was better in the 90's (except the TV's)
Seldom heard phrases in the SkyNet Scientific Research and Development Facility:
"Oh, for fuck sake! It's all coming out of the hole!"
Lol
If you know what I mean
That 's what she said...
+Travis Tee "No wait! Don't start the process, there's bubbles!"
"Let's cut his bum off..."
"Do not use any other figure than the one provided"
That sounds like a challenge
"Cyberskin powder is non toxic, but not intended for ingestion"
*that sounds like a challenge*
*lip smack* wow. 10/10.
Downs a Bagfull... I'm making a mold of my Digestive System- I just have to induce vomiting in 10 minutes!
Look up the picture of the blood clot some guy coughed up at the hospital that looked like a mold of his lungs 😬
I laugh at it now, But I would have love this as a kid.
Same
@@thedonaldmcronald8123 You had it as a kid, it was the terminator 2 bio flesh regenerator
The things that amused us as kids. Then again beats toys nowadays. Especially Legos. Ridiculously expensive for less
Robert Young the new lego star wars sets are insanely pricey
@@rdjdjdjjdjesnghdiidhdkekwjwm lego star wras are focken great tbh
There's only 2 things I wanted:
1) Another figure used
2) BURN BATTLE DAMAGE
Top marks Ashens, top marks
"Don't breath it in, or you'll have little terminators in your blood stream" was what killed me
Haahahahahah
He two
If you're dead how did you post this comment then?
Fun Fact: that Cyberskin powder is actually made from the exfoliated heel skin contained in used PedEggs
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I thought I'd go and see if they had the powder on Amazon by typing in "Cyberskin".
I'd advise not searching for it.
Honestly.
Why did you tempt me to do that! XD I'm scared for life.....
Oh god!!!!!!!!!
Oh my~
Nuclear Cherries what is it
just love gaming
One way to find out.
Posted in 2013.
(6 years later)
RUclips: *Watch this*
Same
Yup
Same
Thank you dark fate trailers, for getting this to be recommended to me again
Mmm hmm
wow you might as well use pancake mix as the cyberskin.
I want to see that now XD
+Telepathic Badger pancake mix with nutella and jam. realism
mmmm nutella... it was all fun and games until you eat it out of the jar with a spoon.
+Telepathic Badger ..and it becomes more fun, because netulla...
Telepathic Badger you could put water init and freeze it that would look cool
Who else started dying when he revealed the tiny head?
Me
Reminds me of the Goombas from that terrible Super Mario Bros movie.
That was good, it was like a 80's cyberpunk film
Me
Reminded me of the headshrinking witchdoctor at the end of Beetlejuice.
I used to have a toy just like this back in the 90's, except it was X-Men themed and you poured in Wolverine's adamantium skeleton.
I used to have one back then as well but it was also Terminator themed.
@Gabriel Roberts Google "Weapon X lab playset" it was a clear 2 piece plastic mold that looked like Wolverine on the outside, and had a skeleton shape on the inside, so when you poured the liquid through the hole in the top of his head, it filled out the skeleton form and you'd crack open Wolverine to reveal his skeleton inside.
Its the reverse
Fuck the toy. I want that Excellent mug.
***** who ashens?
Silimus shut up
haha im joking noad!!!!
Silimus fuck off
lol noad!!
The cyberskin powder is just flesh coloured dental alginate. In fact, Alginoplast (fast set) has exactly the same colour. It won't hold up very well and will shrink into white crumble after a few days, also it does a splendid job at staining clothes and couches when in liquid form.
Skynet:
- earth has 0 metal
- hey, there's a whole continent made of plastic
Actually your not wrong about the second part.
Hypothetically if plastic pollution in the ocean increases a plastic based sub-continent will emerge.
@@leoorduna2199 "fuck the rest of the world I'm moving to plastic beach"
It becomes about 20 times more awesome by NOT using the included figurine....also results in more imaginative possibilities - is this a mad scientist's laboratory? Or maybe the future of cosmetic surgeries?
NEEEEERRRRRRRD
...and your point is?
Benjamin Stern
*Leans out of car window* GIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIRRRRLFRIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEND!
I see you every where ben!!
I would have dipped the terminator in fake blood and let the surface dry before adding the cyberskin.
you know it's bad when there's comic sans in the instructions.
Lonely Loner wtf is comic sans
@@BarryaLLen-ik8bq should i even reply to this
@@BarryaLLen-ik8bq its a font
Megalovania
It's hilarious too, because you can tell they just learned how to do dotted line TAB leaders so they used it as much as possible in the address section.
To be fair, it actually looks pretty damn cool when it's filling up. Kinda reminds me of Albert's final transformation in ZXA.
Who from what?
@@kinnikuboneman Mega Man ZX Advent. Good game.
Albert Fish
I laughed way too much when he peeled his face off. It's just this tiny head in contrast with the rest of the body haha :D
💀
At the beginning Ashens said that many adult movies had toys made of them, which made me think that there MUST have been some saw toys, you know where you get to be jigsaw and you can manually control traps and snap dolls apart, get other toys from different sets and use it on them etc...
+Ryan Davis You'd have to keep buying figures then.
+Charles Preston www.newegg.com/Product/Product.aspx?Item=9SIA03Q0GF1180&nm_mc=KNC-GoogleMKP-PC&cm_mmc=KNC-GoogleMKP-PC-_-pla-_-Action+Figures-_-9SIA03Q0GF1180&gclid=CjwKEAjw67SvBRC1m5zPv4GboAUSJAB6MJlkiZjti_xhVKc-_fIwYQ-1j4Bx0KRPipu7kV0c1llY2xoCph7w_wcB&gclsrc=aw.ds
*Too
+Charles Preston "Many adult movies had toys made after them" ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)
+Spoods The Milkman lol
OMG , WHEN HE POURS IT IN
" OH, FOR FUCKS SAKE " I LITERALLY SCARED MY CAT I LAUGHED SO HARD N LOUD
I'd just make ten 100% goo figures out of this.
Oh you
Ohhai fren.
We watch a lot of the same stuff, huh?
Tunnel Snakes
The Tunnel Snakes will have a secret stash of it, because they rule.
im 40 yrs old watching this and almost pissed myself @ "let's cut his bum off".
“Take ya shoes off”
“I can’t”
Hahah found that funnier than I should have I think
I now want to get one of these and fill it with chocolate....
I was thinking gelatin should work.
Gadgetboy great idea I'm gonna steal it
mr. symbiote did you do it?
Dont put the doll in their and have chocolate terminator
Omg that is actually a good idea! Lol you can add a icing cock 'n' balls too.
18:13
Who are you callin' pinhead?
haha lol😂😂😂
when you're injecting it, try to put it on a running washing machine. The vibration will make the compound homogenous and no porous part will appear.
akhmad alfan Damn...that’s a really good tip, I’m gonna use it for my other mold-pour project. Thank you!
How about make a quality toy instead.
@@mugsmctuggs1318 It's not quality, it's just plain physics.
@@mugsmctuggs1318 "so are we ready to sell this product?"
"Nah we still need to bend the laws of physics"
If i ever hane to do a mould pour, i will...... not use this tip because i dont own a washing machine!
Good tip, though.
That rage at 8:55 made me laugh so much lmao
Lol, and, that's what she said ;)
***** Ahaha
That Terminator Salvation Cyberskin looks fun to shoot with a BB gun, or a pellet gun... Sorta like a ballistic gel.
I remember my grandmother buy me this toy when I was youngit was so cool you got to put flash on a robot skeleton and then pretend to have a fight and pieces of his flesh get blown and turn off in your imagination of course but the flash really did come off the metal skeleton it was a pretty advanced cool toy for the early-mid 90s
Question: can you make a fat terminator by adding more powder?
KingOfGreyfell hfhh
So you could make the really spindly figures and actually give them skin??
KingOfGreyfell get a bigger mold or different shape you could make anything
"I need more biofleh for my terminator!" Stuart Ashen 2k13
And he goes for the suplex!
;,( i just got roasted
+Angry William Why so angry Billy Boy.
Gimme the bioflesh. Mmm bioflesh
biofleh
8:57 This is the angriest I've ever seen you get Mr. Ashens, and rightly so. That was an unconscionable omission from the instructions.
Oh god I couldn't stop laughing when you peeled off the head and revealed that miniature sized gremlings face hiding underneath it.
I was at the San Francisco Chinatown that had a rip-off terminator called human robotic hero.
Ha
By the way do you like Terminator: Genisys that will come out next year
Its next year in like a week...
I know
Ivan Chen "You hurt me now, but I won't cry, I am Octavia..."
I remember they released this same toy for Terminator II, it was just as bad then as it is now. Hilarious that they keep regurgitating these movies they regurgitate the toys also!
there was still less holes in the terminator than the film
I would definitely want that set, when you're done with the toy, you really can just flood the whole mold with chocolate.
+Gigas0101 that's what i would do
Massivelegoboy That's a risk I'm willing to take, Legoman!
seriously, though, I'd recommend rinsing your Terminator Salvation Cyberskin Generator Playset before flooding it with chocolate.
Homer Simpson: Mmmm! Termination by chocolate! Auuuggghhhh! 😋
14:23 This is the ideal male body. You may not like it, But this is what peak performance looks like.
Johnny Takigero Lol I forget who was the fucking idiot who said that? That sounds familiar.
12:23
Love the way it squeaks when you open it
That's what she said
Nicely Memed My Dude
I'm guessing you were in to much of a hurry to type lol
L
PsychoSoldier
I agree
L2 L m8
"Take your shoes off"
"I can't!"
I'm ded.
Plastic Terminator has the best voice.
Reminds me of this amazing Robocop Cryostasis toy thing I had as a kid in the early 90s. It was basically a way of freezing your figures, then using motorized toy drills and lights to piss about with a chunk of ice, drenching your mum and dads dining table and warping the wood. Ah, good times.
I remember some jurassic park toy where you put some plastic fossils in a mold and pour some sort of clay on it. Then you could excavate the fossils with a tiny spatula.
looks like the cheese they use in mc donalds burgers haha
At least that's some what edible.
Jeff The Potato GO TO NOT POTATO JAIL.GO "DIRECTLY" TO THE NEAREST UR-MUMIUM DEPOSIT UNDERGROUND.
DO NOT PASS 2 METERS AWAY FROM THE BLACK HOLE.
DO COLLECT THE GIANT 50-FOOT-TALL GOLDEN "COHECHK-N-BAULES" STATUE SOME ANIMATED DUDE WEARING A WHITE FEDORA LEFT BEHIND.
Turbo Gizmo k.
DnB rhythm
Have you ever seen how they out that "cheese" on the burgers? No?
Now you know why.
@@nautilusinthejungle your talking about the toy right? McDonalds is straight up poison
18:36 - "Too much water"
Ashens predicted IGN!
Mother of arceus
Mother of oblivion
Hénry Bruyére Watch their review of Pokemon Omega Ruby and Alpha Sapphire
Nobody fucking incredible
I like coming back now in my 20s to this channel years later. Ever since middle school.
An Excellent mug.
An Excellent fake account.
Chef Excellence Do Do Do Do Du Da.
Chef Excellence an excellent excellence
OH MAI GAWD
Gg what you doing here
19:39
The thing is, that sorta became true..
"What could go wrong?" he asked while creating a Terminator
Damn synths
why does this always happen...
pignessman 7 You know what it's referencing?
makes me wish for a nuclear winter
I broke up with my girl the other day. Left to toothpaste cap off. You know who does that? A synth.
@@ooka_booka hope you aint one of those synths, here to spy on me.
Behold the precursor to fleshlights.
What is that i need to know ?
So, Playmates ripped off the same toy from the Kenner T2 line. Nice.
And did it worse
The Derma-nator: Melanoma Genisys
lol
ha
Epidermal Fate
I bet that Terminator molding powder will make a fun gift 30 years from now when you're reviewing old crap, Ashens...
5:55 that’s scarily close to the plot of the movie actually
They revived this design for a Doctor Who episode about the "Flesh".
And it was better!
+dbn300100 take your head full of flatulence and get out of here
irish sith Ok by better what I mean is that it was less of a hassle to set up and use properly. Still a mediocre idea.
+dbn300100 what's that got to do with your flatulence head
irish sith Why are you being rude.
Back in my day we didn't have none of these new fangled cyber goo generaters...and we was better fer it.
your language and spelling isn't though.. cotton sarn it
barrywhite21 hes talking in old-country english. on purpose.
Kai Kaczmarski ye, you tell em. Back in my day these young whipersnapers didn't talk back to the'r eldors, and they was better fer it.
John King WarOwl Grandpa Impression?
You know it!
The Terminator (1984)
Terminator 2: Judgement Day (1991)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines (2003)
Terminator: Salvation (2009)
Terminator Genisys (2015)
Terminator vs. FuckFace (2018)
Terminator Jello Skin (2021)
NARADITHYA TAMMA can't wait for Terminator vs. Fuckface!
I love watching ashens videos
Same
same
Who doesn't?
I just saw a grown man playing with toys for about 20 minutes and it was the best thing i saw all day.
RUclips algorithm you get me to watch the most unlikely videos
Are you going to try making terminator chocolates with that? It could be next years valentine's day episode.
I had this same toy for T2. Huge memories here.
"Come on out now, we're all friends here...except most of the people who send me messages and leave me comments." lol
12:43 BRB, need to spank the little terminator
when i read the title i thought it was like one of those "loom band pregnancy wig" titles he sometimes does when he smashes all the names of the things he reviews in the video together but this is so much better
You know i completely forgot how often you used to set dissapointing figures on fire
Glad he doesn’t really do it nowadays, especially since some of them get expensive.
@@wumpus976 Not if it's a melty face Poundland figure at least
terminator salivation
terminator salvation
i love when you screamed OH FOR FUCK SAKE IT'S SPILLED ALL OF IT ONTO THE BLOODY SOFA
Me too
Seamus Walker
cool!
RoboNacho
at the bit when he was pouring the powder in the cup
I can't stop saying hello to people the way that Ashens does. What has he done to me?
The ending = Tanning beds in a nutshell.
5:28 SCP-106 has breached containment.
RUclips recommendations at it again lol. Randomly picking a video from years ago about an incredibly odd toy based on a movie that wasn't generally well received by most.... yep, sounds about right. And yet, here I am, somewhat interested, and curiously continuing to watch.... our ancestors would be proud.
Inseddd
Look up Cyberskin on youtube. I dare you.
Hint: You don't get this video.
Thank you
Dude WTF, I was at work.
Stop looking at youtube at work.
wtf
jk
it works? the 1991 version of this toy never works
17:35 I laughed as soon as he ripped off the head cause it was so weird he was just like Battle damage and then ripped off the entire head
Terminator Salvation Cyberskin Generator?
Sounds like an ultimately fatal sex toy maker.
I think I've reached a new level of Ashens. Here I find myself at 4 AM watching a video about an old piece of tat that I've already watched twice before, and I find it entertaining. I have things to do in about 3:30 hours.
I'm in 2019 and I Don't know why these videos appear in my recomendations, but I like them :)
The bio-flesh that went with the original terminator toy in the 90's actually used a type of dental alginate product to make the 'bio-flesh' typically was a light green colour but I suppose they dyed it pink for the toy. As such if you had the right connections you could ask your dentist for some and really get arrested.
I'm late to the party, but i have to say "An excellent Terminator"
You bastard, I should sue you - I took a gob of wine just as you removed the goo head with the 'tiny head of a freak' line and I laughed uncontrollably and inhaled my wine and nearly died. Great video!
"Ahh, Seems i gotta go to a KFC after all..."
I don't know why but when he cut his bum off I lost my shit laughing!
so did the figure, but with less laughing
Stuart: pours liquid in a cup with a hole in it
Skin goo: shoots out on the sofa
Stuart: surprised pikachu face
sky net. Currently known as Google
Should pour a chocolate mix in it..That probably would look good..
And tasty
Azfar90 - A2ZGames - black terminator
The shorts being flesh colored while understandable makes look like he's fashioned a pair of boxers out of human skin.
Please make a video about the “The Flesh Bowl” Figure Creator.
It's basically this but about Doctor Who!
"A lot of adult film franchises, especially the more violent ones, had toys made after them"
xD
Well they do make Adult toys😉😉😄
I saw alien toys in walmart the other day
@@lukeskywalker6336 well, they still make collector based action figures, so...
@@wumpus976 no like children's toys, they had some diecast d&d minis so I went to get some and saw those in the same aisle
I watched this when it was first released, its just popped up in my suggested...6 years old!? Wtf! 😂
That order form used Comic Sans... Yeah, what a good product.
"An Excellent Mug"
Love your vids your level of humor and sarcasm is a blast
Toys: expectations vs reality.
Edit: also; “Now I’ve taken her head off, we might be alright!”
This people, is how t-shirt slogans are made!
The funniest toy review I have ever seen when he said let's cut his bum off I was dead😂😂