But he did correctly praise Germans for brewing coffee, which is nice, because in coffee farms the children are more likely jsut underpaid for their child labor, than sexually abused like on Nestle "contractor" farms, picking the chocolate that passes as coffee in Starbucks.
I love how my reaction to France bringing a guillotine to heaven and their explanation for it is basically the complete opposite of Drew's reaction to that.
10:49 Yes, Drew, it is! I believe that this may reference the Czech Texan population. A good amount of Czechs/Bohemians moved to Texas, specifically in an area northwest and west of Houston. This group of Czech Texans have contributed to the reason Kolaches are so popular in Texas!
The thing Germany holds (2:50) is not a book. It's the Bitter reality of the German bureaucracy: that everything has to be checked for its legality (TAXES, copyrights, special regulations etc.(In case you didn't know that: not even death saves you in Germany from 7-12 pages of paperwork because of some trifle like you forgot to cut the hedge in the garden)) Ps. I wish this were a joke
I love Loreen but I think if tattoo would be sung by every other artist it wouldn't win. Euphoria was a masterpiece but Tattoo.. Still hope to see Måns hosting again!
the song was fine, im not a fan of the style cha cha cha was but i do think it was unfair that the judge took finland out even when it was voted for by the people
@@jes3d so many good songs were robbed by both jury and televotes (public knew they'd have to fight the Juries to get Finland the lead, and some went to Tattoo as well.) Which is a shame. My favs were Austria and Czechia
The unicorn for Israel is because the song was called "Unicorn". Also, the reason why Israel says the result is phenomenal is because a part of the song is "It's gonna be phenomen phenomen phenomenal".
Czechia is sometimes called the Texas of Europe, due to it being relatively easy to obtain guns here and get a conceal carry license (essentially don't be mentally disabled and don't have a criminal record).
Really ? I've never heard that even once. I'm going to look this up. I mean it makes sense, at the time Spain and France were allies against Britain (and with a lot of other countries involved and the fact that these alliances were not cemented and heavily dependant on the context of the war but you get what I mean)
Lord of the lost is a metal band pretty good if you ask me, makes me sad to know they were last, and all i can say Germany has amazing music I love their metal and techno, greetings from Mexico 🇩🇪🇲🇽🤝
We need to explain this a thousand times, IN POLANDBALLS POLAND IS DRAWN LIKE INDONESIA, INDONESIA BALL HAS A DISTINCTIVE KOPIAH TO NOT CONFUSE INDONESIA WITH POLAND, DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW
Did the person who made the first comic realize that France essentially bankrupted itself and went into a brutal civil war by helping the US? I really don't think that's the best comparison to make here.
American Revolution: as much importance was France providing naval support. Without which at the very least Yorktown would have been indecisive with a successful evac of Cornwallis.
3:18 I’m surprised to see a comic with TOTK mentioned in it! Finally though it’s out. Fun fact TOTK already made 10 Million sales in the 3 days of it’s release! Nintendo is probably glad this game is so successful so far after 6 years of development.
Und das trotz miserabler Haushaltung des militärs. And that despite the miserable management of the military. 😂😒🤢 So viel ungenutztes Potential. So much untapped potential. 😣😫 Traurig. Sad.
as a german ,this lord of the last joke was really great and germany kinda deserved this place i really dont know wath the people that chose the german canidate were thinking they hopefully make a better choice next time
@@Notmyname1593 that's easy the "The """"""Competent"""""" Authority (there is ALWAYS a competent authority) "(sponsert by our ≈45% taxes) makes the organization stuff like taking the applications, finding out how who is the the most talented band/singer and sending the least qualified one against the public opinion to the USC. ps that's no joke with ≈45% taxes. pps greetings from Germany. ppps fun fact our Parliamentary representative Democracy is so complex that on the one hand local people refer to it as a bureaucracy and on the other hand EVERY authority is worse organized than the previous one (it makes a lot of 'fun' to tell 15 different degenerative monkeys that you need document A instead of B and that u want to build a house and not a flat or shed)
4:05 Just for your information: Morocco participated once (1980) and Israel is actually in the Eurovision Song Contest since 1973 and ever since then. Australia is there since 2015. Btw this "epic sax guy" competed actually in 2010
Fun fact:this was already covered by drew,but I'l telll it anyway the French gave a loan to the 13 colonies which the bag of money symbolizes of course the new us state didn't bother giving it back bankrupting the French monarchy and doodling them to a revolution.
Slovakia ball has fallen into anarchy/the goverment has fallen, that's why Czechia ball became partially 'Yee-Haw' ball and is paying attention on Slovakia
four of my friends watch your videos. I thought it was just me, but over time I have caught my friends watching your videos. Weird how we did not know we all watched you.
It was only onece. The first time was Austria, the one who tried to unite Europe forcefull and dragged germany along. The second time, germany was the one who almost united Europe by force. The first world war was started by Austria over one guy who was killed.
@@12_terabyte57 My music teacher said that it's dumb, weird and shocking and it should got rated less. I disagree with her. But after all it was shocking
yeah, now we dont make weapons to kill others anymore, nowadays we germans make tanks with stabilized arms that are so stabilized it can transport beer quickly without a milliliter of beer getting away! just ignore the fact that the arm that the tank uses to hold the beer looks like the main gun of an war tank
I just found out that not all of Europe with the Eurovision meme that Netherlands and Luxembourg aren’t there idk if Luxembourg was apart with that but I know 100% that Netherlands was in the Eurovision 2023
As a german, I literally felt every single bone in my body readjust itself after hearing Drews pronounciation of "Mein"
"ein" is just pronounced like "ine" even the word "ein" because the language is consistent.
@@themenacingpenguin.7152 "mein" not only means "my", there's also "meins" which literally means "mine".
@@CoolSAMINProductions exactly
But he did correctly praise Germans for brewing coffee, which is nice, because in coffee farms the children are more likely jsut underpaid for their child labor, than sexually abused like on Nestle "contractor" farms, picking the chocolate that passes as coffee in Starbucks.
Bomba, ausgeschaltet
I love how my reaction to France bringing a guillotine to heaven and their explanation for it is basically the complete opposite of Drew's reaction to that.
Yes
Ja
Evet
Jest gelb noh um die 300
Just reminds me of His Dark Materials
4:19 The joke here is that the Albanian Entry literally brought her entire family to perform with her
I thought I was a joke about all of the Albanians that live in the UK
10:49 Yes, Drew, it is! I believe that this may reference the Czech Texan population. A good amount of Czechs/Bohemians moved to Texas, specifically in an area northwest and west of Houston. This group of Czech Texans have contributed to the reason Kolaches are so popular in Texas!
Yes, and they make the best ones here.
@@nottawa86 Hell yes we do.
9:20
I love the voice drew uses for Poland, it’s kinda cute
Fun fact: drew has a twin who is actually Moldavian. He was the ‘Sax Guy’ in Eurovision back in 2010
*moldovan
really?
Love that international community has agreed in portraying Spain with siesta in every possible scenario
Petition for Drew's Imposter to return the real Drew (Day 1)
YES
Sus Drew
Signed
@Gefreiter adolf .
Agreed
6:17 holy molly it's drew who preformed sunstroke in euro visions in Moldova 2016
Thicc Drew
It was 2010
The thing Germany holds (2:50) is not a book. It's the Bitter reality of the German bureaucracy: that everything has to be checked for its legality (TAXES, copyrights, special regulations etc.(In case you didn't know that: not even death saves you in Germany from 7-12 pages of paperwork because of some trifle like you forgot to cut the hedge in the garden))
Ps. I wish this were a joke
I`m german, and I only know this way too good...
@@bennobuhler5096 xD Stereotyp bestätigt, spreche (schreibe) fließendes Englisch das ausreicht um nicht als Kartoffel identifiziert zu werden.
I am fan of your bureaucracy
@@iamgreatalwaysgreat8209 you are, until you have to live in this bureaucracy.
"nein! even afta deine Tot you must kontinu zu pay mich"
0:25 USA forgot what happened to France after funding American revolutionaries by taking huge amounts of loan from other countries.
It wasn't because of the Money they gave to the USA...
Well it is but THATS NOT THE WHOLE REASON OKAY
@@dulguunjargal1199 yeah Famines, Continuous wars, high taxes on peasants and no taxes for Nobels and clergy are also some of the reasons
7:06 Did anyone watch that HAI video called "The IRS's Secret Plan to Collect Taxes After Doomsday?"
The fact Australia was in the Eurovision last year just shows how much friends Australia has
Why not. They don't make any trouble, and if they do, they're at the other end of the world.
I wonder how Drew's family imagines him after seeing him making strange voices and sounds for an image
10:56 That's Lithuania, not Bulgaria
This makes me sad
And Finland is not in the baltics
@@Okaz_ finland 🇫🇮 🇩🇰🇳🇴🇸🇪🇮🇸
As a swede, our song was not even that good. Loreen didn't even have socks on while she performed and yet somehow everyone thought it was amazing
The reason Sweden won is because of the judges. Finlands song was number one in the audience but the judges made Sweden win
I love Loreen but I think if tattoo would be sung by every other artist it wouldn't win. Euphoria was a masterpiece but Tattoo..
Still hope to see Måns hosting again!
We didn't deserve to win
the song was fine, im not a fan of the style cha cha cha was but i do think it was unfair that the judge took finland out even when it was voted for by the people
@@jes3d so many good songs were robbed by both jury and televotes (public knew they'd have to fight the Juries to get Finland the lead, and some went to Tattoo as well.) Which is a shame. My favs were Austria and Czechia
The unicorn for Israel is because the song was called "Unicorn". Also, the reason why Israel says the result is phenomenal is because a part of the song is "It's gonna be phenomen phenomen phenomenal".
Czechia is sometimes called the Texas of Europe, due to it being relatively easy to obtain guns here and get a conceal carry license (essentially don't be mentally disabled and don't have a criminal record).
Dang I might like a European for once
0:37 ukraine: you got something that will explode?? my favorite part
0:58 he spent it all on burgers
Thing about the first comic is... Spain arguably did more to help than France.
It’s debatable
Really ? I've never heard that even once. I'm going to look this up. I mean it makes sense, at the time Spain and France were allies against Britain (and with a lot of other countries involved and the fact that these alliances were not cemented and heavily dependant on the context of the war but you get what I mean)
When you realize that if France made fun of the United States for losing in Vietnam, the US could make fun of the French for the exact same thing 🇻🇳
Lord of the lost is a metal band pretty good if you ask me, makes me sad to know they were last, and all i can say Germany has amazing music I love their metal and techno, greetings from Mexico 🇩🇪🇲🇽🤝
1:22 "asks Poland"
*Indonesians rages*
We need to explain this a thousand times, IN POLANDBALLS POLAND IS DRAWN LIKE INDONESIA, INDONESIA BALL HAS A DISTINCTIVE KOPIAH TO NOT CONFUSE INDONESIA WITH POLAND, DO YOU UNDERSTAND NOW
Bro what is a kopiah@@Gravelord_Lych
10:55 drew really said Bulgaria
Did the person who made the first comic realize that France essentially bankrupted itself and went into a brutal civil war by helping the US? I really don't think that's the best comparison to make here.
Lets hope it isn`t.
oops
9:25 drew swears in his videos for the first time-in polish
Petition for Drew to put the Czech Flag in the background 🇨🇿 (Day 90!)
Nah more like Czechoslovakia 🇨🇿
Yes
No, put Poland but with a triangle 🇨🇿
@@Zachyshows no
@@ItzJakub77you are doge
6:02 i can smell the cardboard coming from that
As someone who loves countryballs and Eurovision a Eurovision countryball comic is perfect 😅❤ Loved both last and this year's comics ❤
10:20 why does slovakia drawing conumismus symbol?
2:57 so kingdom of heaven would be
*Hevania Republic*
💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀
Petition for drew to hang up the flag of Iowa on his wall (revenge for him calling Iowa Arkansas) Day 121
Signed also first
American Revolution: as much importance was France providing naval support. Without which at the very least Yorktown would have been indecisive with a successful evac of Cornwallis.
3:18 I’m surprised to see a comic with TOTK mentioned in it! Finally though it’s out.
Fun fact TOTK already made 10 Million sales in the 3 days of it’s release! Nintendo is probably glad this game is so successful so far after 6 years of development.
Also to answer Drew's question about why a Monchary Ball would be playing TotK. Well the game does have a happy ending so it's not entirely sad
7:59 Ha Ha Ha. Let me introduce you to something called Hell I mean Detroit.
Germany is still one of, if not the leading European country in terms of military technology.
Und das trotz miserabler Haushaltung des militärs.
And that despite the miserable management of the military.
😂😒🤢
So viel ungenutztes Potential.
So much untapped potential.
😣😫
Traurig.
Sad.
5:06 the unicorn is because the song israel had sang was called unicorn
2:50
The fact that Drew doesn’t realize / recognize that the UK brought its hat and monocle means that the UK’s hat and monocle is part of its body.
9:55 I might be weird but the states looks as if they were forming the russian border
thats the american border
idea for the next zelda game: the legend of polska, tears of the commonwealth
1:55 I still use one of those
as a german ,this lord of the last joke was really great and germany kinda deserved this place i really dont know wath the people that chose the german canidate were thinking
they hopefully make a better choice next time
How do the germans even decide who they send?
In Estonia we do a similar contest as the eurovision itself.
@@Notmyname1593 that's easy the "The """"""Competent"""""" Authority (there is ALWAYS a competent authority) "(sponsert by our ≈45% taxes) makes the organization stuff like taking the applications, finding out how who is the the most talented band/singer and sending the least qualified one against the public opinion to the USC.
ps that's no joke with ≈45% taxes.
pps greetings from Germany.
ppps fun fact our Parliamentary representative Democracy is so complex that on the one hand local people refer to it as a bureaucracy and on the other hand EVERY authority is worse organized than the previous one (it makes a lot of 'fun' to tell 15 different degenerative monkeys that you need document A instead of B and that u want to build a house and not a flat or shed)
i dont know for sure but i think the ARD the first german television decides with a jury
I liked their song
@@zarcd7643 Sounds like hell. Thank God I live in America where we can retreat from the states that are getting a little too close to that.
4:05 Just for your information: Morocco participated once (1980) and Israel is actually in the Eurovision Song Contest since 1973 and ever since then. Australia is there since 2015. Btw this "epic sax guy" competed actually in 2010
Fun fact:this was already covered by drew,but I'l telll it anyway the French gave a loan to the 13 colonies which the bag of money symbolizes of course the new us state didn't bother giving it back bankrupting the French monarchy and doodling them to a revolution.
We ain’t gonna talk about how good Luxembourg 🇱🇺 is one of the TOP EUROVISION WINNERS
Fun fact: Luxembourg are returning to the contest after a 30 year absence (they last participated in 1993)
7:29
lets simply dont talk about the UK form ok?
IRS has protocols to collect taxes during the apocalypse. No joke.
I know,I watched a video about it,it was interesting
10:56 did Drew just call Lithuana Bulgaria?
6:22 would definitely not mind if you did that
If you recreate that Eurovision meme song from 2012 I think it would completely take off and would become your most viewed video
6:29 is this a fallout refrence?!?!?!!
10:43 it is literally an immigrant sailboat sinking in the ocean (prob the mediterranean) 💀
Poland in Eurovision: BeBa ItS KiNdOf CreSa
As a French person I would do this
finland is the people's winner of eurovision this year
day 35 of asking Drew to fly Polish-Lithuanian Commonwealth flag in the background
I though Germany's machine would make 18.2 Million Soldiers, 1,449 Panzer III tanks, 4,300 Luftwaffe Aircrafts and 97 Battle ships
4:48 was part of Australia’s song Promise by Voyager
5:44
Just like lakers and boston
8:47 finally Russia embraced it no more homophobia!
putin died or somethin
You should listen Finnish EuroVision song. You'll have a blast
4:08 No Morocco took part at Eurovision in 1980 and Israel often and 2023 too
We were so close of winning
Slovakia ball has fallen into anarchy/the goverment has fallen, that's why Czechia ball became partially 'Yee-Haw' ball and is paying attention on Slovakia
2:35 no way that France is getting into heaven.
happy that we belgians got placed 7 tbh i hope we win next year
Loved ur song this year
You guys did surprisingly well and it was completely deserved!
Day 1 of asking drew to put the Bulgarian flag, because he switched Bulgaria and Lithuania
did anyone noticed how spain and portugal are sleeping???
Epic sax guy was 2010. We do not mess around with epic sax guy.
four of my friends watch your videos. I thought it was just me, but over time I have caught my friends watching your videos. Weird how we did not know we all watched you.
Dude called Lithuania Bulgaria
The Eurovision always invites 1 country out of the continent each year.
wait how did the Texas flag get there 10:26
6:16 no that's obviously drew, fake drew just hasn't been told about it yet
It was only onece. The first time was Austria, the one who tried to unite Europe forcefull and dragged germany along. The second time, germany was the one who almost united Europe by force. The first world war was started by Austria over one guy who was killed.
Drew Durnils perceptive: Lithuania = Bulgaria
10:56 can we talk about how drew called Lithuania Bulgaria
Croatia: "Mama mi kupila traktora, Mama lubila morona"
When a croat metions a tractor, he is worst than a nazi, he is a ustasha.
"God save us from plage, war and Croats"
Let 3 are a bunch of absolute legends, they deserved more in my opinion. ŠČ!🇭🇷
@@12_terabyte57 yeah legends like a croatian king
@@12_terabyte57 My music teacher said that it's dumb, weird and shocking and it should got rated less.
I disagree with her. But after all it was shocking
yeah, now we dont make weapons to kill others anymore, nowadays we germans make tanks with stabilized arms that are so stabilized it can transport beer quickly without a milliliter of beer getting away! just ignore the fact that the arm that the tank uses to hold the beer looks like the main gun of an war tank
10:07 no Michigan.
Lituania being confuse with Bulgaria
What’s with the apocalypse memes?? Poland is the Kenny of the Countryball universe
amazing video drew!
Yep, we are Texas of Europe.
did he mixed up lithuania with bulgaria. I bet every lithuanian looking at this in disbelief.
Petition for drew to remake the epic sax guy meme. Plz :)
Australia was a Connie of the British That's why they play in the games
The struggle is real.
1:35 aaah good ol' German overengen
The Poland Eurovision not being about the controversy made me 💀
I know German, and drew made all my braincells die from his pronunciation of "die" it means the, not DIE, drew
hey druw love the vids
@croatianball21 hii
10:56 That's Lithuania, not Bulgaria :(
10:57 yep Bulgaria...
polish eurovision is li ke: bejba ic kinda crejza solo solo
Don’t get a Louisiana’s bad side because when got the friends on the other side and pet alligators
I just found out that not all of Europe with the Eurovision meme that Netherlands and Luxembourg aren’t there idk if Luxembourg was apart with that but I know 100% that Netherlands was in the Eurovision 2023
yo the bots are so fast with the comments. in 3 minutes you have like 20
Trust me, we Germans hate the EU as well.